North, South and Over the Sea
by M. E. Francis
(Mrs. Francis Blundell)
"COUNTRY LIFE" Library of Fiction.
NORTH, SOUTH AND OVER THE SEA.
By M.E. FRANCIS (Mrs. Francis Blundell.)
with Illustrations by H.M. BROCK.
THE CONQUEST OF
SENTIMENT AND "FEELIN'"
THE ROMANCE OF
GILES IN LUCK
"THE WOLD LOVE
AND THE NOO"
THE GIRL HE LEFT
OVER THE SEA
IN ST. PATRICK'S
THE FLITTING OF
THE OLD FOLKS
"THE SPIDER AND
Some of these stories have already appeared in "The Cornhill
Magazine," "Longmans' Magazine," and "Country Life," and are reprinted
by kind permission of the Editors of these periodicals.
The long warm day was drawing to its close; over the sandhills
yonder the sun was sinking in a great glory of scarlet and purple and
gold. The air was warm still, and yet full of those myriad
indescribable essences that betoken the falling of the dew; and
mingling with, yet without dominating them, was the sweet penetrating
odour of newly-cut hay.
John Dickinson walked moodily along the lane that led first to his
uncle's wheat-field, and then to the sandhills. He was a tall,
strapping young fellow, broad of shoulder and sturdy of limb, with
nevertheless something about him which betokened that he was not
country bred. His face was not brown enough, his hands were not rough
enough, the shirt sleeves, rolled up above his elbow, were not only
cleaner than those of the ordinary rustic after a hard day, but
displayed arms whereof the tell-tale whiteness proclaimed that they
were little used to such exposure. These arms ached sorely now; all day
long had John been assisting in "carrying," and the hours spent in
forking the hay from the ground to the cart had put his new-found
ardour for a country life to a severe test.
John had been born and brought up in Liverpool, having since he left
school acted as assistant in his father's shop. But on the latter's
death, his affairs were found to be so hopelessly involved that it was
impossible for his family to carry on the business. Mrs. Wilson and her
daughters had obtained employment in "town," and John had announced his
intention of taking to farming. Having been more or less master in his
father's small establishment he could not brook the idea of accepting a
subordinate post in the same way of business; and, indeed, as his
mother's brother, burly old Richard Waring of Thornleigh, had offered
to take him into his household and teach him his work, there seemed to
be no reason why he should not adopt the career which was more to his
John had frequently made expeditions into the country before, and
had spent many pleasant hours in the company of his aunt and uncle, and
their buxom daughter Jinny; but he found a vast difference between
these pleasure excursions and the steady routine to which he was now
subjected. All the household were abed at nine, an arrangement to which
John objected. As his aunt opined that it was "a sin an' a shame to
burn good lamps i' summer time when days was long enough for onybody as
was reasonable," he bought a supply of candles out of his own meagre
store, and, being fond of reading, spent an hour or two with book or
paper before retiring to rest. But the worst of this arrangement was
that when, as it appeared to him, he had just settled comfortably to
his first sleep, it was time to be astir again. His uncle thumped at
his door, his aunt, from the bottom of the stairs, called out shrilly
that if he wanted any breakfast he had best make haste, for she was
"goin' to side the things in a twothree minutes." Jinny made sarcastic
comments on his tardy appearance, and laughed at his heavy eyes. That
was the worst of it--Jinny was always laughing at him; she "made
little" of him on every possible occasion. His "town" speech, his
"finicky" ways, his state of collapse at the end of the day, his
awkwardness in handling unaccustomed tools, were to her never-failing
sources of amusement. John set his teeth and made no sign of being
wounded or annoyed, the sturdy spirit inherited from his mother's
people forbidding him to cry out when he was hurt; but his spirits were
at a low ebb, and to-day he had walked forth after tea with a heart as
sore and heavy as those over-strained arms of his. Jinny had come out
to the field with the "drinkin's," and her face looked so bewitching
under the sun-bonnet, and her waist so tempting and trim beneath the
crisp folds of her clean bed-gown, that John had made bold in cousinly
fashion to encircle it with his arm, whereupon she had freed herself
with an impatient twirl, remarking that she didn't want no
counter-jumpers to be measurin' of her--a sally which had been regarded
as exquisitely humorous by the bystanders. John's cheeks burned as he
thought of it.
"She needn't be afraid--I'll not come nigh her again," he muttered
He was skirting the wheat-field now, the tall, green ears stirring
with a pleasant rustling sound; in some distant reeds a bunting was
warbling, a belated lark was circling slowly downwards over his head.
From the village yonder voices and laughter fell faintly on his ear,
and all these mingled sounds served but to accentuate the prevailing
impression of peace and stillness; as John strolled onwards, his heavy
steps crushing out the aromatic perfume of the thyme which grew
profusely along the path, he was insensibly soothed and calmed by the
Over the wooden railings now, and across the dewy pasture and up the
tallest sandhill, from the top of which he could, as he knew, look down
upon the sea. The waters would be ruddy and golden at this hour, but by
day ran brown and sluggish enough over the mud banks of the Alt. On the
other side of the shining expanse the houses of New Brighton would
stand forth all flecked with gold, and farther still the very smoke of
Liverpool would appear as a luminous yellow haze, and the masts and
riggings of the ships lying at anchor would be turned into bars of
gold. John knew these things by heart, but was never tired of gazing
upon them, and as he climbed the hill his heart grew lighter and
lighter; the salt, tart breeze that lifted his hair as he topped it
gave new vigour to his tired limbs, and a sudden sense of exhilaration
to his whole being. He stood at last with folded arms on the summit
letting it sing past him, and gazing about him in vague delight. A
golden world indeed; just what he had expected to find. A golden sea, a
golden sky, the very sand and grasses at his feet appeared to be golden
Now, what was that? About twenty paces beneath him, on the seaward
side of the dune, he caught a glimpse of another golden object, an
unusual object, the nature of which he did not at once identify. He
shaded his eyes with his hand, and presently began to laugh softly.
That golden thing which had caught his eye was the uncovered head of a
girl. She was seated in a hollow of the hill, and the tall star-grass
and blossoming ragwort grew so freely at this spot that only her head
was visible. All at once a hand was thrust out from behind the screen,
and a sudden shower of gold fell downwards from that glittering crown.
John laughed again as the girl began very composedly to comb her hair.
He came down the hill, stepping as lightly as he could, and paused
in front of her quaint 'tiring-room. She looked up as his shadow fell
across her, paused a moment with the comb poised in mid-air, and then
calmly drew it through her yellow locks. What hair it was! It fell
round her like a veil as she sat: it would reach almost to her knees,
John thought, if she were standing. He looked at her with a kind of
awe; for a moment the strange tales he had so often heard of mermaids
and witches recurring to his mind. But he was reassured on a closer
inspection of the girl and her attire. She wore a bed-gown and apron
like Jinny's, but not, alas! so neat or clean; her stuff petticoat,
too, was ragged and old, and the feet, which were stretched forth from
under its folds, were brown and bare as the hands which so deftly
wielded the comb.
John's eyes rested with intense disapproval on these shapely feet,
and travelled slowly backwards over the ragged petticoat and the pink
cotton jacket--which, instead of being neatly buttoned over at the
neck, fell loosely open, disclosing the girl's throat, firm and round
as a pillar--and so on till they reached her face; then suddenly
drooped before the disconcerting gaze of another pair of eyes, very
large and bright.
"I hope ye'll know me again," said the girl.
John looked up with a grin. "It'll be hard work if you keep your
face covered up with all that hair," he said.
She gathered together the heavy yellow masses with both hands,
twisted them up with astonishing speed and deftness, and let her arms
fall upon her lap.
"Theer!" she said.
It was not a pretty face John at first decided; tanned as it was to
the colour of ripe corn, and the eyes, such a light blue and with such
blue whites, looking so strange in this setting. The cheeks, moreover,
were not rosy like those of his cousin Jinny, nor rounded in their
contours--the chin was too pointed; yet even as John looked a sudden
dimple flashed there, and a smile, swift and mischievous, lit up the
whole face. Then he did not feel quite so sure.
[Illustration: GOLDEN SALLY "I hope ye'll know me again," said the
"What in the name of fortune are you doing here?" he asked abruptly,
almost roughly, for the smile nettled him. "Can't you find some better
place than this to do your dressing in?"
"If I didn't comb my hair i' th' sandhills I wouldn't comb it at
all," she returned. "It's the on'y place I have to do onythin' in. Mony
a time when th' owd lad is fuddled, me an' my Aunt Nancy sleep on 'em."
"Sleep out o' doors!" ejaculated John, much scandalised.
"Aye, oftener than not, I can tell you. Tisn't so very coomfortable
when theer's snow about--though we mak' up a bit o' fire an' that; but
it's reet enough this time o' year. Aye, I like to lay awake lookin' up
at the stars, an' listenin' to the wayter yon. The rabbits coom dancin'
round us, an' th' birds fly ower we'r 'eads when the leet cooms. It's
John slowly lowered himself down on the sand beside her, as if to
endeavour to look on this strange aspect of life from her level. His
respectable commercial soul was shocked, but he was nevertheless
"My word!" he ejaculated; and then, after a pause, "What's your
name, if I may ask?"
"Sally? It's a good enough name. What's th' other one?"
"I haven't got no other one as I ever heerd on. My uncle's Jim
Whiteside, an' soom folks call'n me Sally Whiteside, an' then he gets
mad an' says 'tisn't none o' my name. An' soom folks call'n me 'Cockle
Sally.' Aye, that's what they call'n me mostly."
Dickinson looked at her disapprovingly. He had heard of the wild,
disreputable "Cockle Folk" who roamed about the sandhills; who were
worse than tramps in the opinion of respectable people, and who had,
many of them, no fixed abode of any kind.
"Well," he remarked, "it's a pity. I could ha' wished ye'd ha'
belonged to different folks. I don't hold with these cocklers. They're
a rough lot, ar'n't they?"
The girl laughed.
"My Aunt Nancy says I'm as rough as ony mysel'. Would ye like soom
cockles?" she asked, breaking off suddenly. "I'd fetch ye soom
to-morrow if I've ony luck. They're chep enough--an' big ones. Wheer do
"At Mr. Waring's farm," responded John, distantly; adding, more
truthfully than politely, "I doubt you'd best keep away though. My aunt
'll be none too pleased if you come yonder."
"Aye, I knows her. Hoo buys mony a quart of me, an' then hoo chivies
me out o' th' road. I'll coom. If you're not there, I'll coom to the
"Well, you might do that," agreed John, accommodatingly. "Some o'
th' other chaps 'ud be glad enough to take a few of these cockles off
you. 'Twould be a bit of a change wi' th' bread and cheese. We're goin'
to cut the big meadow to the right as you go to the village. Come to
the top of the hill, and I'll show it you."
"Nay, I'll not go near field if they're all theer. I went once, an'
farmer he said he'd set dog at me; an' th' lads began o' jokin' an'
laughin' at me. Aye, I get mad wi' nobbut thinkin' on't."
She coloured as she spoke, and John's face clouded over, as though
her indignation had infected him. In fact, he had too recently suffered
from the rude jests and laughter of his fellow-labourers not to
sympathise with Sally.
"I know them," he said bitterly, "and a rough lot they are. They
leave me no peace; they give me plenty of their impudence too, if it's
any comfort to you, Sally, to know that."
"Eh dear!" cried Sally in amazement. "Why, whatever can they find
amiss wi' you?"
The blue eyes were upturned with such genuine and admiring
astonishment that John could not but be touched and flattered. In this
actual mood, moreover, when his spirit was still smarting from the
remembrance of the manner in which scornful Jinny had turned him into a
laughing-stock, Sally's respectful appreciation was doubly sweet to
"I'll bring ye th' cockles if ye'll coom up th' lane at
dinner-time," she went on. "I'll stand near the white gate. Coom, I'll
She sprang up and began quickly to ascend the hill. Her figure had
the erectness common to those accustomed to carry burdens on their
heads, and also a grace and freedom of movement which impressed John
with vague astonishment. As she turned upon the summit to point out the
place of meeting, her face sparkling with animation, her eyes alight
and eager, the golden coronet of hair radiant in the mellow glow, he
gave a little gasp of amazement. The girl was beautiful! What a pity
she should lead such a life!
"Yonder, see," she continued. "Aye--why do ye stare at me that way?"
"Sally," said practical, plain--spoken John, "I'm lookin' at you
because I think you're real handsome, an' I think it's a terrible pity
for ye to be traipsin' about like this. Why don't you leave your uncle
and aunt and go to live with decent people--and put on shoes and
stockings?" he added severely.
The girl gazed at him in amazement.
"Whatever put that i' your 'ead? Decent folks wouldn't have nought
to say to me. I'd as soon go cocklin' as do onythin' else--an' I
couldn't do wi' shoes an' stockin's."
"Didn't you ever go to school?"
"Nay, scarce at all. We was wonderful clever 'bout that. We shifted
an' shifted an' gi'ed 'em all th' slip."
"Don't you go to church on Sundays?"
"Eh dear! I wonder what they'd say if me an' Aunt Nancy an' Uncle
Jim was to go paddlin' in among all the fine folks--wi' bare feet an'
She laughed grimly.
"Will yo' coom yonder for the cockles?" she inquired presently.
John nodded, and, turning, she ran down the hill, fleet as a hare,
and disappeared round its curved base.
John walked homewards thoughtfully, his own troubles quite forgotten
in the consideration of Sally's lot. All that evening, and even during
his work on the following morning, he pondered over it, and it was with
a portentous face that he betook himself at noon to the trysting-place.
So punctual was he that he stood there for some minutes before a
musical cry of "Cockles! fine cockles!" came ringing down the lane, and
presently Sally appeared, the basket poised upon her head throwing a
deep shadow over her face, but the curves of her figure strongly
defined by the brilliant summer sunlight. Halting by the gate she
balanced her basket on the upper bar, and immediately measured out a
quart by way of greeting.
"How much?" inquired business-like John.
"Ye may have 'em for nought; I've got plenty, see. They're fine
ones, ar'n't they?"
"I'd sooner pay you for them. You want the money perhaps."
"Well, then," said Sally, and thrust out her brown palm.
"Sally," said John, seriously, "I've been thinking a deal about you.
I think it is somethin' dreadful the way you are livin'--you so comely
an' all. It's an awful thing to think you don't know anythin' and never
go to church or that. Do you never say your prayers?"
Sally looked at him, and twisted open a cockle before replying.
"Nay, I dunnot. Aunt Nancy doesn't neither."
"Do you know who made you, Sally?"
"I larned at school, the on'y time I went, but I forget now."
"Well, Sally, I've been thinkin'--somebody ought to teach you. I
could teach you myself of an evening if you'd come yonder to the big
Sally looked reflective, but presently nodded.
"I will while I'm here," she said; "but we's be shiftin' afore
aught's along--we're allus shiftin'. We have to be terrible careful not
to get cotched for sleeping out. They're that sharp wi' us they won't
let a body do naught, so we dursen't stay too long i' one place. But
I'll coom, an' ye can teach me if ye've a mind. If ye dunnot see me
when ye coom to th' top o' hill, jest call out 'Cockle Sally! Cockle
Sally!' an' I'll coom."
"No; that's an ugly name," said John, who had been idly watching the
play of the sunbeams on the little curling strands of hair which were
lightly lifted by the summer breeze. "I could find you a better name
than that, I think. You look like--"
"What do I look like?" inquired Sally.
John's glance once more travelled over her whole figure. The faded
buff jacket, the not altogether immaculate apron of unbleached calico,
were transfigured by the all-pervading sunshine; golden lights outlined
the tanned face and hands; as for the hair, it was at that moment a
"I reckon I'd call you Golden Sally," he said with a laugh. "You
look as if you were made of gold this morning, and I'll engage you're
as good as gold," he added gallantly.
"Coom, that's too fine a name for me," cried Sally, well pleased,
nevertheless, and smiling broadly.
"I'll christen you by it all the same," replied John, smiling too.
"You must be good and mind what I tell you," he added with mock
severity. "If you don't, I must find some other name for you."
Sally's long eyelashes suddenly drooped, and she drummed on the gate
"I'll do my best to please ye," she said. "I'll coom when ye call,"
she added after a pause.
Lifting up her basket, and balancing it once more on her head, she
raised her downcast lids, and flashed a farewell smile at John as she
turned away. In another moment she was speeding in the opposite
John was vexed and disappointed that she should terminate the
meeting so abruptly, but consoled himself with the reflection that he
was free to assume the office of instructor that very evening if he
The long, toilsome day seemed slow of passing, the company of the
farmer and his men more tedious even than usual, but by way of
compensation Jinny's sallies seemed to have lost their power to wound
him. It was late when, the last waggon-load having been conveyed from
the field and the evening meal disposed of, he found himself free to
attend to Sally's education. He strode along the sandy lane and across
the field at a very different pace to that of the previous evening, and
was almost breathless when he found himself on the top of the tall
dune, gazing about with anxious eyes. No golden head was to be seen
amid the star-grass and ragwort this time; no graceful girl's figure
was outlined against the evening sky. His heart sank, and it was in a
disconsolate, uncertain voice that he called aloud:
"Golden Sally! Golden Sally!"
Then, starting up, as if by magic, from some unsuspected place of
ambush, she came quickly towards him. Her face was blushing and eager,
her hands outstretched; and John was somehow so glad to see her after
the chill disappointment of the moment before, that he not only grasped
the hands, but kissed the glowing cheek.
It would be difficult to say how much Sally learnt from her zealous
young instructor--for zealous he was, sincere and earnest in his desire
to improve her mind. But he taught her one thing very rapidly and
completely--to love himself with all her undisciplined heart. After a
time she made no secret of this devotion, and John was oddly abashed
and disconcerted by her occasional outbursts of affection. He was much
interested in Sally, very much attracted by her. Her worship of him was
distinctly pleasant, if a little too demonstrative. Now and then he
himself could not refrain from a tender word or a caress; but he was
thoroughly convinced of her inferiority, and nothing could have been
further from his thoughts than the wish to marry her.
Sally sometimes made him presents: bags of cockles, which, on
leaving her, he not infrequently dropped into a ditch; a few flowers,
procured he knew not how; and once she astonished him by producing,
carefully wrapped up in paper, a very handsome silk handkerchief, with
a curious pattern of sprigs and flowers.
"Why, Sally," he cried, "I scarcely like to take this. It's worth a
deal of money I'm sure."
"It is," said Sally, with an odd look. "Aye, I am fain that ye like
it. I wish I could find summat better to give ye. Theer's nought too
good for ye."
John, much flattered, and moreover sufficiently of a dandy to
rejoice in the possession of a handsome and unusual article of wearing
apparel, thanked her warmly, and assured her that he would value it all
the days of his life.
On the following Sunday he was tempted to wear it, and came down to
breakfast much pleased with his appearance; but he was both astonished
and alarmed at his aunt's demeanour on beholding it.
"Lor', John, wheerever did ye get yon 'andkerchief? Dear, now, I
could swear it's the same as the one Mr. Lambert, of Saltfield, lost a
five or six week ago. Mrs. Lambert towd me 'bout it when we drove yon
on neighbourin' day. Eh, hoo was in a way! It's been i' th' family for
years an' years; and hoo'd weshed it hersel' an' put it on th' hedge to
dry, an' soombry coom an' whipped it off. Eh, I mind it well. Hoo'd
often showed it me. Hoo thought a dale of it."
John coloured up to his temples, a horrible suspicion darting
through his mind; but he was nevertheless determined to carry off the
situation in a high-handed manner.
"This can't be hers, anyhow," he returned angrily, "seein' it's
"Well, I could ha' sworn it were the same," retorted his aunt. "Such
an old-fashioned thing too. It's strange ye should get one of the same
pattern. How long have ye had it, John? Happen them as stole it sold it
John hated telling a lie, but conceived it advisable to tell one
"I've had this years an' years. My father gave it to me."
"Well, if he gave it you so long ago as that it can't be the same, I
suppose, but it's wonderful like it. I wonder wheer he got it. It's a
pity we can't ask him, but he's dead, as how 'tis, poor fellow! Coom,
pull up an' tak' your breakfast."
John dutifully drew his chair to the table, but he felt as though
every morsel choked him. His own falsehood, to begin with, stuck in his
throat, while the thought of Sally's possible perfidy seemed to turn
the wholesome farmhouse bread to sand in his mouth. Was it possible,
could it be possible, that this love-token of hers was stolen? Had she
dared to offer him that which it was a disgrace to possess If such were
the case, of what avail was all his teaching? To what purpose had he
stooped to associate so constantly with one so much beneath him?
Meanwhile the eyes of all the Waring family were fixed upon his
luckless neckerchief in a manner which made him feel more and more
uncomfortable; and he was fairly beside himself when, after church, his
aunt informed him that she was thinking of axin' Margery Formby, who
was Mrs. Lambert's sister, to step round after dinner and have a look
at it, "It's so amazin' like the one Mr. Lambert lost, I reckon it 'ud
be a kind o' comfort if hoo could tell Mrs. Lambert hoo needn't set
sich store by it, as sich things is easy to be got."
"Well, aunt, I'm not goin' to stop in to have Margery Formby pokin'
and pryin' at my things. I never see such queer folk in my life.
'Tisn't thought manners in other places to be passin' remarks an'
askin' questions about a fellow's clothes."
"Well I never!" ejaculated Mrs. Waring, scarlet with indignation.
"Upon my word, John, if it's thought manners in town to be givin'
impudence to your own aunt ye'd best go back theer. It's not thought
manners here, and what's more, we won't put up with it. Your uncle'll
ha' summat to say, I'll warrant."
John heard no more, for, seeing that the good woman was working
herself up into a most unchristian fury, and being, moreover, in no
mood to meet the astonished queries of Margery Formby, he went quickly
out of the room and out of the house, resolved to extract an
explanation from Sally without delay.
Very bitter and angry was his mood, far more bitter and angry than
on the evening when he had first beheld her. That which he had
originally dismissed as an unjust suspicion had now grown to be almost
certainty; and he waited doggedly the word which must confirm it. His
blood boiled within him as he thought of Sally's effrontery. It was an
insult, an unpardonable impertinence; one which he was, indeed,
resolved never to pardon. He would make her confess, and then he would
have done with her for ever.
Had his temper been less wrathful he might have been touched at the
joyful alacrity with which she sprang to meet him. It had needed no
call to bring her to his side; some instinct seemed to have warned her
of his coming, and she had caught sight of him while still a long way
off and hastened towards him as he approached. She uttered a little cry
of joy as her eyes fell upon her gift.
"Eh! ye've got it on! It looks gradely."
"It looks gradely, does it?" returned John grimly. "I've a word or
two to say to you about this, Sally? Where did you get this? Is this
the handkerchief that was stolen from Mr. Lambert of Saltfield?"
Sally looked back at him quite unabashed, and began to laugh.
"Think o' your guessin'!" she cried. "Well, doesn't it suit ye a
dale better nor yon ugly owd chap?"
John turned quite pale; then, with an oath and a sudden fierce
gesture, tore the handkerchief from his neck and threw it on the
"How dare you?" he cried, turning on Sally with flashing eyes. "How
dare you look me in the face after treating me like this? Insultin'
me--makin' a laughin' stock of me--"
He stopped, stammering with rage. The angry colour had now returned
to his face; it was Sally who was pale. She stared at him aghast, and
presently began to sob like a frightened child.
"I'm sure I dunno whatever I've done to mak' ye so mad," she cried
brokenly. "I did but look to please ye."
"Please me!" cried John, stamping his foot. "How could it please me
for you to give me a thing that no respectable man ought to touch--a
thing as was stolen? I was a fool to think it could have been honestly
come by; but when you gave it me, looking so innocent, I never guessed
you'd gone and picked it off a hedge."
"I didna," sobbed Sally. "I took it out of Aunt Nancy's bundle.
Hoo'll be soom mad when hoo finds out, and hoo'll thrash me for 't. Hoo
reckoned to pop it as soon as we'd getten a bit further away fro'
John turned quite sick. This gift of Sally's had, then, been doubly
stolen. He had been wearing an adornment which had been stolen from a
thief! Words failed him, but he looked at Sally as though he could slay
"Dunnot be so mad," she pleaded, laying her hand upon his arm. "I
didn't think to vex ye. I nobbut looked about for the best I could
find. They flowers ye didn't seem to set mich store by, and I could
on'y get a twothree now and again when theer was nobry about."
He shook her off with an angry laugh. "So the flowers were stolen,
too! Now, look you, Sally, I'm goin' to have an end o' this. You may
pick up yon handkerchief and take yourself off. I'll have no more to
say to you after this. I'll have nothing to say to a thief. Don't you
ever think to come botherin' me again, for I'll have no more to do wi'
She stood looking at him stupidly for a minute or two, and then, to
his great annoyance and discomfiture, flung her arms round his neck,
sobbing out inarticulate words of entreaty and remonstrance. She didn't
think to vex him, she didn't think it was any harm.
He shook her off roughly and impatiently. Sally had evidently no
sense of decency or even decorum. "Get out of my sight," he cried
fiercely, "or if it comes to that I can go myself. I've done with you,
I tell you--ye needn't come after me no more."
She had been looking at him piteously, the big tears standing in
those strange blue eyes of hers, and on her tanned cheeks; but now a
curious sullen expression came over her face. Stooping and picking up
the handkerchief, she tore at it fiercely, first with her hands and
subsequently with her teeth. A kind of angry curiosity caused John to
delay his departure.
"You've no right to make away with Mr. Lambert's handkerchief," he
cried. "If I did what was right I'd give notice to the police."
"Well, why dunnot ye?" she retorted with a fierceness which startled
him. "Ye can if ye've a mind."
And she walked away slowly, still plucking at the handkerchief.
* * * * *
A year later, on just such another Sunday afternoon, John stood on
the same spot with a woman by his side--the woman was Jinny, and Jinny
was his wife. Many things had happened since John had parted in wrath
and bitterness from the girl whom he had once called "Golden Sally."
His demeanour towards his aunt on the momentous morning alluded to had
led to a violent quarrel with her and her husband, which had had
unexpected results, for Jinny had taken his part--Jinny who was the
idol of her parents and the pivot on which the whole establishment
turned. John's whilom indifference had led first to pique on Jinny's
part and then to interest. John, perturbed of spirit and sore of heart,
had been grateful for her favour. The attachment which poor Sally had
for a time diverted was soon re-established, and before six months had
passed the young couple were courting in due form.
Farmer Waring was at first a little annoyed, but consoled himself
with the reflection that blood was thicker than water. He had no son of
his own; it would be pleasant to keep Jinny still at the farm with a
husband whom he could "gaffer" and break in to his own ways; so, by and
by, consent was given, and John Dickinson was treated with great
respect by all at the farm, and already assumed the airs of a master.
As for Sally, he had never set eyes on her since the moment of their
parting. It had once come to his ears that she and her aunt were in
prison for sleeping out of doors, and, shortly after their release, she
had apparently "shifted" with the rest of her family. John thought of
her as little as possible, for the mere recollection of the manner in
which he had been duped, and, as he conceived it, disgraced, filled him
There was certainly no memory of her in his mind now as he climbed
the hill with Jinny on his arm. They had only been married a few days,
and his attitude towards her was still that of a lover. They sat down
on the summit of the hill, and John put his arm round Jinny's waist.
After the manner of their kind they did not talk much, but were vaguely
content with one another and their surroundings. Jinny had some sweets
in her pocket, and crunched one occasionally. John did not care for
sweets, but was thinking of having a pipe by and bye. The larks were
singing, and the little sandpipers fluttering about them, uttering
their curious call.
"Here's soombry comin'," remarked Jinny all at once, between two
sucks of a lemon drop.
John looked round without removing his arm. He gave a start,
however, as his eyes fell on the figure which was rapidly advancing
towards them along the irregular crest of the hill. Half unconsciously
he released Jinny, and turned over a little on the sand to avoid
meeting the direct gaze of the new-comer.
"It's nobbut wan o' they cocklers. You've no need to mind," remarked
Jinny a little petulantly. She had thought John's arm in the right
John made no answer. He did not dare to raise his eyes, but his ears
were strained to catch the swift patter of the approaching bare feet.
If Sally should recognise him--if, of course she must--if she
should speak, what irreparable mischief might not be made in a few
The steps came nearer; there was a pause, Dickinson's heart beating
so loudly that he feared his wife must hear it. He did not raise his
eyes, but from beneath their drooped lids he caught sight of Sally's
well-known skirt. He made no sign, however, and after what seemed an
interminable time the skirt brushed past, actually touching him, and
the soft pat pat sounded a little farther off. Even then John
did not raise his eyes, but continued to draw patterns on the sand with
his forefinger. The silence seemed to him unbearable, and yet he did
not dare to break it. He could hear Jinny crunching her sugar-plums
with irritating persistency. Why did she not speak?
At last she edged round on the sand, and he felt that she was
looking at him.
"What's the matter wi' you?" she cried peevishly. "You're as dull as
dull. Can't you say summat?"
John rolled round, squinting up at the pouting, blooming face.
"There's not much to say, is there? What's the good of talkin' if
"I'm glad to hear you're 'appy, I'm sure," retorted Jinny somewhat
mollified. "I can't say as you look it, though," she added.
Words did not readily occur to John, but he made the best answer
that was possible under the circumstances. Throwing out his arm he drew
Jinny's face down to his and kissed it.
"Now do you believe I'm 'appy," he said.
"Well, if you ar'n't you ought to be," said Jinny coquettishly. "Did
you see that cocklin' wench, Jack?"
"Her as went by just now?" inquired John indifferently. "Nay, I
didn't take much notice."
"Hoo was a funny-lookin' lass," pursued Jinny. "A bit silly, I
think. Hoo stood an' hoo stared at us same as if we was wild beasts or
"Perhaps she wanted us to buy some of her cockles," remarked John,
hurriedly volunteering the first explanation that came into his head.
"Eh! very like hoo did. My word, I wish I'd thought on axin' her to
let us 'ave a quart--I'm rale fond o' cockles. Could we run arter her,
think ye, Jack?"
This was the very last thing which John wished to do, and in order
to divert Jinny's mind, he hastily proposed that they should hunt for
"Nay," she returned, "I'll not go seechin' for cockles--I've got my
weddin' dress on, see, an' my new boots an' all."
"Well, then, I will," cried John eagerly. "I need but to kick off my
boots an' socks, an' turn up my trousers, an' paddle down yon by the
river; there are plenty hereabouts, I know."
"Tide's comin' in--you'd best be careful," screamed Jinny as he
bounded barefoot down the slope; but he was already out of earshot.
There sat Jinny on the sunny, wind-swept hill-top; her silk skirt
carefully tucked up, and the embroidered frill of her starched white
petticoat just resting on her sturdy, well-shod feet. One plump hand,
in its tight kid glove, toying with her posy of roses and "old man,"
the other absently tapping John's discarded foot-gear. Her eyes
followed the movements of the lithe young form that wandered hither and
thither on the sandy expanse below; her lips were parted in a smile of
idle content. All at once a shadow fell across her, and, looking up,
she beheld the strange cockle girl standing beside her with folded
arms. Jinny stared at her for a moment in astonishment from under the
brim of her fine befeathered hat:
"Have ye got any cockles to-day?" she inquired at length.
"Nay, I haven't," responded the girl rudely; "an' if I had you
shouldn't ha' none."
"My word!" exclaimed Jinny angrily, "ye might as well keep a civil
tongue i' your 'ead. I don't want none o' your cockles, as it jest
falls out--my 'usband's gone to get me some."
"Your 'usband," repeated the girl, clapping her hands together in
what Jinny thought a very odd and uncalled-for way. "Your 'usband!"
Jinny felt very uncomfortable; the girl's demeanour was so strange
that she began to think she had been drinking. Hastily collecting
John's socks and boots she scrambled to her feet.
"He's gone cocklin', has he?" inquired Sally, fixing those queer
blue eyes of hers on the wife's face with an extraordinary expression;
"an' you're takkin' care o's shoon till he cooms back? Ha! ha!--happen
he'll ne'er coom back."
Jinny turned very red and walked indignantly away; most certainly
the girl was either mad or drunk. "Happen he'll ne'er coom back,"
indeed! Such impudence! Jinny did not quite like being left alone with
her in that solitary place, and partly on this account, partly to
disprove her ridiculous assertion, bent her steps towards the shore,
calling loudly to her husband to return.
But a fresh breeze was blowing, and the waves were leaping shoreward
with unusual haste and energy; her voice did not reach him, and he
wandered still further away from her, stooping ever and anon to examine
the sand. He had crossed the river some time before, and was now pacing
the opposite shore. The muddy waters of this little tidal river had
been shallow enough for him to wade through not half-an-hour
previously, but were now rising rapidly. He would find his return
difficult if not dangerous, and the difficulty and danger were
increasing every moment. When Jinny realised this, which she did
suddenly, she forgot all about her silk dress and her new boots, and
ran frantically towards the water's edge, screaming with all her might;
and at last John heard, and began to walk placidly towards the spot
where he had originally crossed. The mud banks were out of sight now,
and a broad belt of water was spreading rapidly on the other side. It
was advancing rapidly also at his rear; soon the stretch of shore, half
sand, half mud, on which he stood, would be entirely submerged.
"John! John! coom ower at once!" screamed Jinny, as he paused,
looking about him.
"I'm in a fix," he called out. The breeze, which had baffled her
endeavours to make herself heard, bore, nevertheless, his words to her.
She beckoned and gesticulated, continuing her useless entreaties the
while. John laid down his handkerchief full of cockles and began to
roll up his trousers higher. Jinny fairly danced with impatience. He
made a step or two forward--the water was up to his knees; he walked
on, plunging deeper at every step.
Suddenly Jinny uttered an even wilder and more piercing scream--John
had disappeared from her sight, and, for a moment, the only trace of
him which was evident was his hat rolling and tossing on the brown
wavelets. But, before she had time to reiterate the anguished cry, he
reappeared, pale and drenched, on the opposite bank.
"Run lass," he cried, "run quick an' fetch a rope, else I'll be
drowned. I can't get across the river--the water's nigh ower my head as
'tis, an' my feet keep sinkin' into the mud."
Almost before he had ceased speaking Jinny had turned and was
staggering with trembling limbs towards the sandhills. How should she
get help in time? There was no habitation within a mile at least, and
the water was rising moment by moment. It would be better for him to
make a bold dash for safety now. Surely he could get across where he
had crossed before, by those brown stepping-stones.
What Jinny took for stepping-stones were in reality the remains of a
submerged forest, and no doubt, if John could have discovered their
whereabouts, would have afforded him a tolerably secure footing, but
they were indistinguishable now beneath the brown, swirling waters. Oh!
he would be drowned!--he would be drowned! The yielding sand crumbling
beneath Jinny's feet rendered her faltering progress even more slow.
She paused hesitating, ran distractedly backwards a few paces; then, as
John imperatively waved his arms, plunged forward again and toiled up
the slope. All at once her distracted eyes met those of the girl from
whom she had fled a little while before, the cockling girl, who was
seated very composedly on an out-jutting point of the sandhill, whence
she must have had a good view of John and his recent struggle. Jinny,
panting upwards, cast a desperate glance upon her.
"For God's sake help me! My 'usband 'll be drowned before my e'en.
Wheer can we get help? Will ye run one way an' I'll tak' t' other?"
Sally looked down at the convulsed face. "I'm not goin' to run
noways," she retorted. "Run yoursel'; I'm not goin' to be sent o' your
"But he'll be drowned!" gasped poor Jinny.
"He'll be a fool if he drowns then," retorted the girl with a sneer.
"He can get across easy enough if he finds th' reet place."
"Oh, thank God for that!" cried Jinny with momentary hope. "Will ye
show me wheer's th' reet place, quick, for the wayter's coomin' in
awful fast. It's down by th' steppin'-stones yon, isn't it?"
"Aye," replied the girl, 'it's down theer; ye'd best go an' look for
"Eh dear! won't ye show me?" cried Jinny wringing her hands. "I'll
gi'e you all as I 'ave i' th' world. My watch, see--an' I've money i'
th' box a' whoam--I'll gi'e you everythin'. Eh, do run down wi' me now,
else it'll be too late."
"I want noan o' your brass an' stuff," cried Sally violently. "He's
nought to me--let him drown if he can't save hissel'. He's yourn an'
not mine. Ye'd best see to him."
"Eh, you wicked, wicked wench!" sobbed Jinny. "'Owever can ye find
it i' your 'eart--but I'll waste no more time on you."
She clambered on, and soon was flying down the slope on the farther
side. How long she ran she could not tell--it seemed to her a century
since she had left the shore behind. Her brain reeled, her heart
throbbed to suffocation--the terrible thought was ever present to her
mind: "At this moment perhaps he is drowning--I may find him dead when
I go back." Her very desperation lent her speed, and, moreover, fortune
favoured her quest, for it was in reality only a very few minutes after
her parting with Sally that she came upon a loving couple seated by the
road-side. The man was a fisherman well known to Jinny. How she
explained and what she promised she never quite knew, but, in an
inconceivably short space of time they were speeding back together, the
man preceding her with long, swinging strides. There was no time to
lose in looking for a rope--he thought he knew a place where he could
get Mr. Dickinson across; if not available, he himself could swim.
But, lo and behold! when they reached the summit of the hill and
were about to plunge downwards to the shore, an unlooked-for sight met
their eyes. There, on the hither side of the river stood John, alive
and well, though plastered with mud from head to foot, and by his side
was Sally, with her drenched raiment clinging to her, and the water
dripping from the loosened strands of her long hair.
"Seems soombry else has had the savin' of him," cried the fisherman,
astonished and perhaps a little disappointed; Mrs. Dickinson had
promised such wonderful things.
Jinny, speechless with joy, ran down the slope and flung herself
upon her husband. His face was pale and all astir with emotion.
"Jinny," he said, when at length she allowed him to speak--"Jinny,
she saved me."
Jinny turned to Sally. "Eh, how can I ever thank you," she cried
brokenly. "You saved my 'usband arter all. I don't know how to thank
Sally looked round with a fierce light in her eyes. "Ye needn't
thank me--I didn't save him for you."
"I'm sure," said John, in a voice husky with emotion, "I don't know
what to say mysel'--it is more than I could have expected, that you
should risk your life for my sake."
"'Twasn't for your sake neither then," said Sally still fiercely.
"Then, in the name of fortune! why did you do it?" he ejaculated.
"I did it--for mysel'," said Sally.
She turned away, the water dripping from her at every step, and
bounded up the slope with the erect carriage and springing gait which
John remembered of old.
The fisherman retired somewhat disconsolately, and husband and wife,
still palpitating, walked slowly away together; while "Golden Sally,"
once more standing aloft on her sandy pinnacle, wrung the moisture out
of her yellow hair.
"TH' OWDEST MEMBER"
Doctor Craddock rode slowly along the grassy track which led from
Thornleigh to Little Upton, and as he rode he smiled to himself. Though
he had been settled for more than a dozen years in this quiet corner of
Lancashire, his Southern mind had not yet become accustomed to the
idiosyncrasies of his North Country patients. He had just been to see
old Robert Wainwright, who was suffering from an acute attack of gout
in his right foot, and who was, in consequence, unapproachable in every
sense of the word, answering the Doctor's questions only by an
unintelligible growl or an impatient jerk of the head. Moreover, on
being informed that he must not expect to set foot to the ground for
several days more, he had emitted a kind of incredulous roar, and had
announced his opinion that his medical adviser was a gradely fool. Poor
Mrs. Wainwright had subsequently apologised for her lord's shortness of
temper, explaining in deprecating tones that he was apt to be took that
way sometimes; adding that he had been moiderin ever sin' mornin' about
"He reckons he's th' owdest member, ye know. Him an' Martin Tyrer,
of Little Upton, is mich of an age, an' they'n walked same number of
times--they're a bit jealous one o' th' t'other an' our Gaffer reckons
if he bides awhoam, owd Martin 'ull be castin' up at him, an' sayin'
he's beat him."
"There'll be no Club meeting for Tyrer, either, to-morrow," Doctor
Craddock said; "he's laid up with a bad attack of bronchitis."
"Eh, is he?" exclaimed Mrs. Wainwright, with such visible
satisfaction that the Doctor smiled now as he recalled it; she had
barely patience to escort him to the door, and before he mounted his
horse, he heard her joyfully informing her Gaffer that owd Martin Tyrer
had getten th' 'titus, and she hoped that now he'd be satisfied and
give ower frettin' hissel'.
"I shall have an equally warm reception here, I suppose," said the
Doctor to himself, as he dismounted before Tyrer's door, "but, whatever
happens, the old man must not think of going out to-morrow. It would be
serious if he caught fresh cold."
Martin Tyrer was sitting, almost upright, in his bed, supported by
many pillows, for when he lay down, as his wife explained to the
Doctor, he fair choked. He was an immensely tall and stout man, with a
large red face, and a stolid lack-lustre eye, which he brought solemnly
to bear upon the Doctor as he entered the room.
"Well," said Craddock, "how are you to-day, Tyrer? Better, I hope."
Tyrer rolled his eyes in the direction of his wife, apparently as an
intimation that she was to answer for him.
"Noan so well," said Mrs. Tyrer lugubriously, proceeding thereupon
to give accurate, not to say harrowing, particulars of her master's
symptoms; Tyrer, meanwhile, suffering his glance to wander from one to
the other, and occasionally nodding or shaking his head. It was not
until she paused from want of breath that he put in his word.
"I mun get up to-morrow," he remarked, apparently addressing no one
"If you do you'll make an end of yourself, my friend," returned the
Doctor decidedly. "You stay where you are, and go on with your gruel
and poultices--by-the-bye you needn't make those poultices quite so
thick, Mrs. Tyrer--and I'll come and see you on Wednesday. You mustn't
think of getting up. If you go out in this east wind, it will be the
death of you. Really you people are mad about your Club Day--you should
have seen old Robert Wainwright, when I told him just now that it would
be quite impossible for him to go out."
"He's not goin' to walk!" cried husband and wife together, their
faces lighting up much as Mrs. Wainwright's had done.
"He'd be very much astonished if he were to try," said Doctor
Craddock; "he can't so much as put his foot to the ground."
[Illustration: THE OWDEST MEMBER "I mun get up to-morrow," he
"Coom," said Mrs. Tyrer, looking encouragingly at her spouse,
"that's one thing as should mak' thee feel a bit 'appier. He were
takkin' on terrible, ye know," she explained, "thinkin' Robert 'ud be
crowin' ower him at not bein' able to walk. He's allus agate o' saucin
our mester is yon--he reckons he's th' owdest member o' th' Club, an'
my 'usband he's turned seventy, an' he's walked fifty-two times. Ah,
fifty-two times it were last Club Day, weren't it, Martin?"
"It were," agreed Martin, endorsing the statement with a nod; "but
Robert, he says he's walked fifty-two times, too, an' he's seventy-one
last Lady-day, an' so he reckons he's th' owdest member, an'
he's ever an' allus throwin' it i' my face."
"Eh, sich a to-do as he mak's about it you'd never believe," put in
the wife, "he'll never let our Gaffer tak' a bit o' credit to
hissel'--eh, it's terrible how he goes on! I b'lieve if he were fair
deein' he'd get up an' walk sooner nor let poor Martin ha' th'
satisfaction o' sayin' he'd walked once oftener nor him. An' th' folks
has getten to laugh at 'em both, an' to set 'em on, one agin th'
t'other. At th' dinner yonder, at th' Thornleigh Arms, soombry 'll
allus get up an' call for th' 'ealth o' th' owdest member, an' then th'
two owd lads 'ull get agate o' bargin' one another, an' Upton folks
'ull be backin' up Martin, an' th' Thornleigh folks 'ull be backin' up
Robert, an' they mak' sich a din, they say as nobry can hear theirsel's
The Doctor laughed loud and long. "Well, it must be a drawn battle
this year," he said; "certainly Wainwright will not be able to go to
the Club meeting unless he hops on one leg."
With a cheery nod he withdrew, chuckling all the way downstairs;
Mrs. Tyrer duly escorted him to the door, and then climbed slowly up
again, every step creaking beneath her weight. When she entered the
sick room she found her husband drumming on the sheets with his
fingers, and staring in front of him with a somewhat peculiar
"Well," she cried, letting her ponderous person sink into the
old-fashioned elbow chair that stood by the bedside, "owd Robert, yon,
'ull ha' to keep quiet for once! He'll noan be castin' up at thee this
year as how 'tis."
Martin rolled his head from side to side, but said nothing.
"Ye'll be able to start fresh next Club Day," resumed his spouse
cheerily. "Happen th' gout 'ull mak' an end on poor owd Robert first,
Martin looked at her with a startled air. "Happen it will," he
assented doubtfully; "ah, it 'ud ha' been a fine thing if I could ha'
stolen a march on th' owd lad this time! I never got the chance before,
but theer he lays yon, fast by the leg! If I could ha' made shift to
walk this year he could never ha' cotched me up--eh, I'd ha' had a
gradely laugh at him."
"Well, well, ye'll happen ha' th' best on't another time," said Mrs.
Tyrer soothingly. "Happen he'll noan be able to walk no more next year
nor this--happen he'll noan be here! Dunnot thou go frettin' thysel'
this road; nobry knows what's goin' to come about i' this world."
Martin's eyes travelled slowly from the ceiling to her face with a
puzzled, discontented gaze.
"If th' owd lad dees afore next year it 'ull spile
everything--'twouldn't be no satisfaction to walk oftener nor him if he
"Well, dunnot thou go frettin' thysel' as how 'tis," repeated his
missus with a vague attempt at consolation.
Meanwhile old Wainwright had somewhat calmed down since his wife had
imparted to him the welcome tidings that his rival had unwillingly
"paired" with him for the morrow's festivities. He ceased roaring at
his sons and daughters and throwing his bandages at his wife's head; it
must be stated that he never employed any more dangerous missile even
in moments of supreme irritation. Robert Wainwright's bark was on all
occasions worse than his bite, and though recently his bark had been
very loud indeed, no one in the little household was in the least
scared by it. This evening, however, "our Tom" and "our Bob," who had
of late satisfied themselves with screwing their bullet heads and a
small portion of their persons round the angle of the door, walked
boldly in, and cheerfully inquired how feyther felt hissel'; while "our
Annie" and "our Polly" actually helped their mother to "straighten" the
bed, and ventured to draw the sheet lightly over feyther's afflicted
toe. The Gaffer, moreover, consented to swallow a basin of gruel with
just a dash of spirits in it to take away the sickliness of it. Doctor
Craddock had forbidden all stimulants, but, as Mrs. Wainwright
remarked, "a little taste like that, just to make the gruel slip down,
couldn't coom amiss." It certainly did not seem to come amiss to
Robert, who grew quite jovial as he scraped the basin, and commiserated
"owd Martin Tyrer, yon," with genuine sympathy.
"Poor owd lad! To think of his being laid up just when Club Day
cooms! Eh, he will be takken to. Ye mind how he allus got agate o'
boastin' about bein' th' owdest member o' th' Club? an' he nobbut
seventy! Eh, I 'ad to get vexed wi' him soomtimes--he would have 't ye
know, as 'twere him as were th' owdest, an' he'd get up, when th' folks
had called for me--eh, I could scarce stand it!"
"He'll be soom mad," cried our Tom, chuckling.
"Nay, thou munnot mak' game o' th' poor owd chap's misfortun'," said
his father with a tolerant air as he handed the empty basin to Annie.
"It's bad enough for him to be layin' theer wi'out havin' folks crowin'
Tom, much abashed, grinned sheepishly, and old Robert continued,
after a pause, still evidently in high good-humour:--
"Well, wheer's thy cornet? Thou should be practisin' i'stead o'
standin' about findin' fault wi' thy neighbours."
Tom, who was a member of the Thornleigh band, had secretly resolved
to retire presently to the cartshed that he might prepare for the
labours of the morrow without being overheard. He was rejoiced,
however, to find that he might pursue his musical avocations in the
house without causing the old father chagrin or irritation.
"Mun I practise a bit i' th' kitchen?" he inquired joyfully.
Old Wainwright consented, and presently the somewhat husky tones of
Tom's cornet resounded through the house.
The next morning dawned bright and sunny, though the unseasonable
east wind still blew pitilessly keen. The Wainwright's house was only
divided from the main road by a little patch of garden, and old
Robert's bedroom window looked out upon the street. Beside this window
he insisted on establishing himself, being half carried thither by his
two stalwart sons, whose stout necks he encircled with either arm,
while he hopped with his sound leg across the floor; Mrs. Wainwright
supported the injured limb in front and Annie and Polly brought up the
rear carrying pillows and blankets. Thus, by the united exertions of
the whole family, old Bob was safely deposited in his straight-backed
arm-chair, a good deal redder in the face and shorter in the temper
than before the transit, but otherwise none the worse. Polly pushed
forward a chair under the limb which her mother was still embracing.
The pillows were put at feyther's back, the blankets over his knee, his
pipe and screw of 'baccy being placed handy on the window-sill; then
Tom and Bob withdrew to assume their Sunday suits in preparation for
the day, while Mrs. Wainwright and her daughters made the bed and
tidied the room. Presently the girls slipped away, and, after pausing
for a moment, hands on hips to make sure that her Gaffer was
coomfortable, Mrs. Wainwright remarked that she'd better be seeing to
things downstairs a bit, for they lasses 'ud be sure to be off arter
the Club as soon as her back was turned.
"If thou wants me, thou'll shout for me, wunnot thou?" she asked,
turning just at the door.
"I'll not want for aught," returned Bob gruffly. "I don't want no
doin' for, I'm out o' th' road up here, an' ye're fain enough, all on
ye'! Thou can be off arter th' Club thysel' if thou's a mind to."
With many protests Mrs. Wainwright withdrew, and her husband, left
to himself, proceeded to relieve his feelings by tossing his pillows
over the back of the chair, and extricating his suffering limb from the
"I'm welly smoored," he remarked indignantly, half aloud, "welly
smoored I am. They reckon I'm a babby to be croodled and cossetted this
gate. I'll be that nesh afore they'n done, I'll be fit for nought when
I get about again."
Leaning forward, and supporting himself on one leg, he threw open
the window. The air, fresh and invigorating if keen as a knife, circled
round the room, lifting his thick white hair, and making the prints on
the wall flap and rustle.
"That wakkens me up a bit," cried Bob; "does me good, that does. Our
missus may barge as hoo likes, I'll keep it oppen."
He could hear voices and hurrying feet in the road below; people
were beginning to assemble at the church; by-and-by the whole
procession, headed by the band, would go marching down the street and
in at the park gates to be refreshed and complimented at Thornleigh
Hall; then it would take its way across the fields to Upton, turning
the big banner so that the arms of the Squire of that place would be
most en evidence when they halted for similar entertainment
before the door of his mansion. Thence, through Upton village
along the lane to the Thornleigh Arms; then the dinner--mirth and
jollity lasting till evening. Old Bob, with knotted hands clasping the
wooden arms of his high-backed chair, saw it all in fancy, his memory
conjuring up each detail of the well-known scenes. He could see the
grassy fields and the hedges white with bloom; he could smell the
fragrance of the trampled earth; he could feel the sunshine and the
brisk air; and then the warmth, the brightness, the good cheer at the
Thornleigh Arms--his mouth watered at the thought of them. Would any
one miss the oldest member, and drink his health? Well, this time at
least, old Martin would not be there to dispute the honour.... Now he
could hear the gate of his little garden swing open and then bang; the
lads were starting. Bob, leaning on his elbow, craned his neck forward
to see them. A certain expression of gratified parental pride stole
over his face as he took note of the brave appearance presented by
young Bob, who with his be-ribboned hat placed a little aslant on his
curly locks, his Sunday suit brushed till not a speck of dust rested on
its glossy surface, and his white staff held jauntily in his sunburnt
hand, was indeed the picture of a comely young holiday-maker. When the
father glanced at "our Tom," however, his face darkened. There was Tom
with his ill-fastened shoelaces trailing, his smart bandsman's coat
buttoned awry over a pair of trousers which were neither his Sunday
best, nor the white-piped blue ones which formed part of his uniform as
musician--these were a shabby, shiny, pair of worn broad-cloth usually
kept for wet Sundays and Saturday expeditions to town; a suit, in fact,
which had long been considered by no means presentable.
"Slovenly chap," growled the father with great irritation, "my word,
if I were near enough I'd larn thee to put on the reet mak' o' clooes
of a Club Day! I'd holler now, an' mak' thee coom back an' change 'em,
if our missus wasna so nigh, but if hoo chanced to look an' see me at
th' window, hoo'd be bargin' me for opening it.... Ha, th' owd lass has
called him back hersel'. Reet! hoo'll noan let him mak' sich a boggart
of hissel'--hoo'll fettle him up afore he goes."
He chuckled to himself, as Tom was hauled back, sheepish and sulky,
and pushed into the house by the womankind; presently emerging in full
bandsman's dress, tied shoe-laces--in every way as spick and span as
father or mother could desire. Brandishing his instrument, he ran
clattering down the street to overtake his brother, only just in time
apparently, for, a minute or two after he had disappeared, the distant
sounds of music could be heard.
"They're coomin'," said Bob, drawing a long breath, and rubbing his
withered hands together. His eyes grew suddenly very round and red, and
he felt a queer choking in his throat. Yes, they were coming; he could
distinguish the tune now, and the tramp, tramp of many feet. Bob
again leaned forward, thrusting his head almost through the window in
his anxiety to see and hear. The missus and the lasses standing at the
gate were too intent on watching and listening to notice him. Now they
were rounding the corner--a brave sight; the big banner with its gay
streamers held well aloft, the stewards with their white wands also
decorated with ribbon; the fine old Thornleigh Arms were to the front
this time, and the Thornleigh folk too--there they came rolling along,
every man happy and merry, and here was "th' owdest member," who had
walked his fifty-two times, laid by the heels in his solitary upper
chamber! His big, old, gnarled hands shook as they rested on the sill,
his underlip trembled and drooped like a child's, babyish tears
gathered in his eyes.
But what was this? The lads were pulling up, the big banner halted
right opposite his door, just as if it had been the Squire's--with a
sudden crash the band stopped short, and somebody called out loudly:--
"Three cheers for th' owdest member!" And thereupon ensued lusty
"Hip, hip, hurras," long kept up with vigour and enthusiasm by the
Thornleigh members, while the Upton folk, standing aloof and silent,
eyed each other askance and seemed rather glum.
Poor old Bob! His wrinkled rubicund face was a study as he leaned
forth, nodding to his cronies, and shouting at intervals, "Thank'ee
Mrs. Wainwright was too proud and jubilant to scold him for his
temerity, and stood smiling at her gate, calling to the neighbours to
"Jest see our Gaffer! Theer, he's gone an' oppened window all hissel',
an's lookin' out same's ony on us."
At last the procession moved on again, the band--at least that
portion of it which hailed from Thornleigh playing "He's a Jolly Good
Fellow," while the Upton musicians tried to drown the efforts of their
comrades by striking up "See the Conquering Hero Comes."
The meaning of this last was presently made clear to Old Bob
Wainwright, whose triumph was of but short duration, for lo! beneath
his window, the second part of the procession suddenly halted, and
there in the middle of the Upton folk, stood his rival, Martin Tyrer!
Much enveloped, indeed, in wraps and comforters, rather pale as to
complexion, very hoarse as to voice, but nevertheless no other than
Martin Tyrer himself. Bob's face fell, and he stared vacantly forth
without attempting to move.
"Well," cried Tyrer huskily, but triumphantly, "thou'rt theer, art
thou, owd brid? I'm fain th' lads gave thee a cheer to keep thy
sperrits up--we'se drink thy health jest now. I've cotched thee at last
thou sees! This here's fifty-three times as I've walked. Fifty-three
times!" raising his voice to a bellow--"I'm th' owdest member, now, as
how 'tis. Good-day to thee, Robert, I hope thou'lt be about wick an'
hearty this time next year--thou'lt be second owdest member, an'
we'se be fain to see thee among us."
With a cheer and a roar of laughter the party moved on, Martin,
turning after a few steps, to hold up all five fingers of one hand, and
three of the other, intending thereby, according to an arithmetical
system of his own, to denote the number of fifty-three. Bob quite
understood the exasperating allusion, and grew, if possible, redder in
the face than before, though, for the moment, his surprise, anger, and
humiliation left him absolutely dumb.
His family had a bad time of it during all the remainder of that
day: bandages were flying, pillows were pitched aside, food was spurned
and upset, and plates were broken. The choice language, however, which
usually accompanied these tokens of displeasure was not heard to-day.
Since the insult which had followed so close upon the heels of the old
man's triumph, he had continued vengefully mute.
The lads came home at nightfall, not quite perhaps as hilarious as
usual after a Club Day dinner, but with their tongues sufficiently
loosened by Jack Orme's good beer to make them less cautious and more
garrulous than was their custom when within earshot of their father.
Old Bob, sitting up in bed and clutching wrathfully at the blankets,
heard them relate how they had been told that Martin Tyrer was that set
on walking that day, that though his missus had locked up his hat and
boots, he had managed to give her the slip, and had run across the road
and had got Tom Lupton's Sunday hat off him and also his best boots.
Mrs. Tyrer was in an awful to-do, and had come to fetch him at the
Thornleigh Arms. The doctor said it would be the death of her Gaffer,
she declared--but old Martin wouldn't go. He had stayed till the very
end, drinking healths with everybody, and boasting and bragging he had
beaten Bob Wainwright, and he was th' owdest member now. At this
point of the narrative Bob senior overturned his gruel--which till now
he had respected on account of the flavouring--and kicked so hard at
the bed-clothes that he hurt his gouty foot, and uttered a roar of rage
and pain which caused his sons to lower their voices to a discreet
Next morning news came that Martin Tyrer had been taken very bad,
and that the doctor had a poor opinion of him. When Doctor Craddock,
indeed, called later in the day to see Bob Wainwright, he confirmed the
report with a sigh and a shake of the head:
"I am afraid the poor old fellow has done for himself," he said
gravely. "It is astonishing how obstinate some of these people are. I
am glad that you at least have had more sense, Wainwright"--turning
with a smile to Bob.
"I sh'd ha' gone if I could ha' getten foot to th' ground," returned
Bob, glowering at him.
"Well, well, luckily for you you couldn't, though it might not have
been quite so serious with you. But Tyrer was very ill indeed when he
went, and now naturally he is very much worse."
"Raly, it looks like a judgment," observed Mrs. Wainwright, with an
air of pious regret, "soom people might say it was, ye know, Doctor.
Martin, he's been goin' on awful to my husband--that set up he were--"
"Howd thy din!" interposed Bob, wrathfully; whereupon Mrs.
Wainwright retired outside the door, waiting to pursue the conversation
till the doctor should be ready to go downstairs.
When, a day or two after, Martin Tyrer died, Mrs. Wainwright
received the tidings with the same mournful satisfaction. It was what
she had looked for, she remarked; she "couldn't but feel that Martin
was callin' down a judgment on hissel! Well, it was to be 'oped that
th' A'mighty wouldn't be 'ard with him, not but what he was 'ard
enough, Martin was, wi' other folks. A body would ha' thought that when
he see the Gaffer laid up in's chamber on Club Day he wouldn't 'ave 'ad
it in's 'eart to go castin' up at him, same's he did." But Mrs.
Wainwright would say no more, Martin Tyrer was gone, poor man, an' it
did not become her to judge him. Upon which she proceeded to say a
great deal more, in exactly the same strain, until her Gaffer hammered
on the floor with his stick, and requested her to stop that.
The whole family were much astonished on receiving invitations to
Martin Tyrer's funeral. They had, indeed, heard that Mrs. Tyrer was
going to give him a very nice burying--that all Upton folks were going
and a good many from Thornleigh too--it was to be "summat gradely"
every one said. It was the kind of festivity which, as a rule, the
Wainwrights much appreciated, but on this occasion they were rather
affronted at being bidden to assist, and both the young men declared
stoutly that they'd noan go if they knew it.
"Why not?" growled feyther from his big chair in the corner. (He was
now well enough to hobble down stairs.) "You yoong chaps thinks too
mich o' yoursels--I'm goin' as how 'tis."
Mrs. Wainwright positively gasped. "Gaffer, thou'll noan think o'
sich a thing--thou as couldn't so mich as walk on Tuesday! I'm sure
thou needn't be puttin' thysel' out for Martin Tyrer!"
"I'm goin' as how 'tis," repeated Bob gloomily; he had been very
gloomy all these days. "I'm goin' to foller Martin Tyrer to his long
home, if I ha' to hop," he added sternly. "Him an' me has walked
together for fifty-two year, an' I'll walk at Martin Tyrer's buryin'!
Theer now, my mind's made up."
Young Bob and Tom stared at each other, then they remarked,
unwillingly, that if he went of course they would go too; upon which
old Bob returned that they might please theirsel's--he was
When Doctor Craddock was told of this decision, he said that now
Robert was so much better it might not do him any harm, adding that he
thought it showed very good feeling on his part. Mrs. Wainwright was
much elated at the compliment, but Robert himself received it in stony
silence. When the report circulated round the village every one was
touched and edified. Wasn't it beautiful, people said, and who'd have
thought Robert Wainwright had that much feeling! He had a wonderful
good heart, Robert had--he wasn't one to say much, but he felt the
more. Mrs. Wainwright went about shaking her head and casting up her
eyes. She had begun by being exasperated at this sudden determination,
but finding how very much other folks admired and respected her Robert
for it, she had gradually become infected by the general enthusiasm;
and, indeed, when she hunted out and carefully brushed her husband's
Sunday clothes, she murmured tearfully to her daughters that "Feyther
was a'most too good for this warld," and that "it 'ud be mich"--with a
sniff--"if they weren't gettin' ready blacks to weer for him next!"
"It mak's me go all of a shake," the good woman added. "Eh, I cannot
tell ye! It seems onnatural-like. Yer Feyther's noan like 'issel'. To
think of his takkin' on that gate about owd Martin Tyrer; mony a one
'ud be fain enough as he were out o' the road!"
Meanwhile Robert himself certainly did not say much, as the
neighbours observed; in fact, he said nothing at all. When his friends
came and stared at him after the manner of their kind, and made remarks
to each other or to Mrs. Wainwright about how strange it was that he
should be that taken to about Martin Tyrer--though some of them added,
sympathetically, that he would be like to miss him, he would
, when all was said and done; him and Martin had walked together such a
many years--"rale cronies ye know for all their fallin's out"--Robert
would stare at them and heave a deep sigh; occasionally he would take
his pipe out of his mouth as though about to make a remark, but
invariably put it in again without uttering a syllable. Then his
friends would go away, shaking their heads and sighing, after pausing
to impart to Mrs. Wainwright their conviction that her Gaffer was
When the day of Martin's funeral came Robert was, with the
assistance of his wife and daughters, attired in his best "blacks"; he
himself saw to his foot-gear, having possessed himself of a pair of
shears with which he cut a large piece out of the top of one boot. Mrs.
Wainwright had been tearful enough with sentimental foreboding all the
morning, and, when she saw the irreparable damage wrought by Feyther's
ruthless hands, she began to cry in good earnest.
"I knowed as summat was boun' to happen," she groaned; "dear o' me,
seventeen-an'-six, no less--an' the soles scarce soiled! Eh,
Gaffer!--it's downright flyin' i' th' face o' Providence to be so
Gaffer, meanwhile, purple in the face with suppressed anguish, had
forced his foot into the mutilated boot, and now silently and
frowningly pointed to his hat.
The Wainwrights started early, for, though many neighbours had
offered to give Bob a lift, the old man had insisted on walking all the
way. It was a very painful pilgrimage, but he set his teeth and leaned
hard on his stick, and hobbled along dauntlessly, though every now and
then his injured foot would give a twinge which made him snarl to
himself and stagger.
They arrived just as the mourning procession was setting forth from
the widow's door. Bob had counted upon being refreshed by a short rest
and a glass of "summat"; but there was no time for that now, so he
merely wiped his face, drew a deep breath, and fell into line. The
Upton folk were surprised and gratified by his presence; many of them
nodded to him in a friendly way, and a few came up and spoke to him.
One or two told him they considered it "rale 'andsome" of him to come.
Bob nodded back, and said nothing.
He stood by, solemnly, while the final sad rites were being
performed, and lingered even after all was over. At last, however, he
heaved a deep sigh and turned to go. Mrs. Wainwright tenderly supported
his left elbow and cast a tragic glance round.
"I doubt it's been too mich for him," she sobbed--she always sobbed
at funerals, being a very feeling woman, but on this occasion she
surpassed herself, some of the Upton folk indeed thought it was scarce
decent. Young Bob and Tom began to blubber too; Polly remarked to Annie
that "Feyther'd go next for sure." Friends and neighbours gathered
round with long faces and sympathetic murmurs. Robert Wainwright,
however, pushed them aside and hobbled forward a few paces without
speaking; then he suddenly halted and jerked his thumb over his
"Well," he said with a chuckle, "he walked on Club Day--ah,
he did--but I've walked to his buryin', so I reckon I've cotched him
up. I wonder who's th' owdest member now!"
THE CONQUEST OF RADICAL TED
It was Saturday afternoon, and Ted Wharton and Joe Lovelady had left
off work early, as was their custom on that day of the week. They were
now betaking themselves with solemn satisfaction to the "Thornleigh
Arms," where a certain portion of their weekly wage would presently
transfer itself from their own pockets to that of its jovial landlord.
Joe Lovelady was a great, soft, lumbering fellow, who was considered
rather a nonentity in Thornleigh; but Ted Wharton was a very different
person. He was the village Radical--an adventurous spirit who, not
content with spelling out his newspaper conscientiously on Sunday, was
wont to produce, even on week-day afternoons, sundry small, ill-printed
sheets, from which he would read out revolutionary sentiments the like
of which had never before been heard in Thornleigh. For the most part
his neighbours considered it extremely foolish of Ted to be "weerin'
his brass on sich like," when a ha'porth of twist would have been so
much more satisfactory. They cared nothing at all about Home Rule, and
did not see that the labour question in any way bore upon their own
case. What they wanted to know was when Government was going to raise
the price of wheat, and what was the use of growing 'taters when it
wasn't worth while carting them to Liverpool?
But Ted was not only the village Radical: he was also the village
wag, with a reputation for humour which rendered him enormously
popular. He was about thirty-five years old; a small man with sandy
hair, a serious, not to say solemn, expression of countenance, and
twinkling light grey eyes, which he had a trick of blinking when about
to perpetrate a joke. His trousers were a little too short, his
coat-sleeves--when he wore a coat--a little too long. On ordinary
occasions his hat was tilted to the back of his head, and when in a
jocular humour he cocked it knowingly over one eye. Probably these
peculiarities, coupled with a certain dry method of enunciating, added
largely to Ted's renown.
As they walked briskly along this hot summer's afternoon, the two
men did not take the trouble to converse with each other. Joe, indeed,
was at all times a taciturn person, and Ted was probably reserving
himself for the delectation of the cronies whom he expected to meet at
the "Thornleigh Arms." When he had caught up Joe on the road he had
volunteered that he was steppin' up yonder, and Joe had replied that
that was reet, jerking his head forward at the same time as an
indication that he was steppin' up yonder too; thenceforth they had, as
a matter of course, proceeded together, Ted walking a pace or two in
advance and whistling to himself.
The village was now left behind, and on one side of the road, behind
the dusty hedge, some colts were keeping step with them, occasionally
starting and floundering forward after the manner of their kind, and
then wheeling and coming slowly back with foolish heads extended and
ears pricked, all ready for another bounce if either of the pedestrians
raised his hand or kicked a stone out of his path. To their left the
corn stood tall and yellow, almost ready for the harvest. Now they
approached some woods, familiarly known as "the Mosses," from the peaty
nature of the soil. A few weeks before the thick undergrowth of
rhododendrons had been ablaze with clustering purple blossoms, and many
wild flowers grew now on the borders of the deep ditch which surrounded
them. These woods lay cornerwise with the main road, a sandy lane
following the angle they described. On the grassy border of this lane a
flock of geese were tranquilly basking, and, as Ted approached, a
vigilant and pugnacious gander rushed towards him, flapping its wings
and extending its long neck with portentous hisses. Ted had been
carrying his coat over his arm for the sake of coolness, and now,
whether because he thought it would be a humorous thing to do, or
because he was secretly a little terrified at the rapid advance of the
bellicose gander, he struck with it at the luckless bird with such
force that he stretched it on the sod.
"Hello!" cried Ted, stopping short, astonished and perturbed at his
sudden victory, "I b'lieve I've done for th' owd chap."
"My word," commented Joe, "if thou has thou'll be like to hear on
it! That theer's Margaret Hep.'s gander; hoo thinks the world on't, hoo
Ted was meanwhile bending over his prostrate foe, which, to his
relief, was not absolutely dead, though it was gasping and turning up
its eyes in rather a ghastly manner. He took it up in his arms, still
enfolded in his coat.
"It's wick still, as how 'tis," he remarked. "Eh! how it's kickin'
out with they ugly yaller legs! Now then, owd lad, what mun we do
wi'it, think'st thou? Mun I finish it off an' carry it wi' me to Jack
Orme's for a marlock? Eh! the lads 'ud laugh if they see me coomin' in
wi' it! I'll tell 'em I'd brought 'em a Crestmas dinner in July. My
word, it's tough enough! I reckon it 'ud want keepin'; it wouldn't be
ready mich afore Crestmas!"
Joe's wits, at no time very nimble, required some time to take in
this audacious proposal, and he was just beginning the preliminary
deprecating roll of the head, which he intended to precede a remark to
the effect that Margaret 'ud happen have summat to say about that, when
the angular figure of Miss Heptonstall herself appeared at the corner
of the lane. She paused a moment aghast at the sight of the struggling
gander, still enveloped in Ted's coat, and then, with extended hands
and wildly-flapping drapery, hastened towards him--her aspect being not
unlike that assumed by the unfortunate biped in question when he had
first advanced to the attack.
"Victoria!" she gasped, when she at last halted beside the men. "Eh!
whatever's getten Victoria?"
"Do ye mean this 'ere?" questioned Ted, hoisting the gander a little
higher up under his arm. "Well, I cannot think whatever coom to the
poor thing. Joe and me was goin' our ways along to Orme's when we heerd
it give a kind of skrike out, and we looked round, and it were
staggerin' along same as if it were fuddled, ye know, and all at once
it give another skrike an' tumbled down aside o' th' road. Didn't it,
Joe again rolled a deprecatory eye at his crony and cleared his
throat, but did not otherwise commit himself.
"It mun ha' been a fit or soom sich thing," continued Ted, cocking
his hat over his eye and glancing waggishly at Lovelady. "When Joe see
it, says he, 'My word, there'll be a pretty to do! This is Margaret
Hep.'s gander,' says Joe--no, I think he said, 'Miss Heptonstall's
gander.' Didn't thou, Joe? Joe's allus so respectful and civil-spoke,
pertic'larly when it's a lady as he's a-talking about."
Joe grinned and began to look jocular too. His friend's last
assertion pleased him better than the wild flights of a little time
"That's it," said Joe. "Ho, ho! Reet!"
"He'd never go for to call ony lady out o' their name," pursued Ted,
placing his hat yet a little more aslant; "never did that in's life.
He's quite a lady's mon, Joe is. Haw! haw!"
"Coom!" said Joe, grinning still more broadly.
At this juncture the invalid gander made a frantic struggle, and,
freeing one wing from Ted's encircling coat, began to flap it wildly.
"Ye've no need to stan' grinnin' an' makkin' merry theer when th'
poor dumb thing's goin' to dee, as like as not," cried Margaret
indignantly. "Hand him over to me this minute--theer, my beauty,
theer--missus'll see to thee."
"Well, an' ye ought to be very thankful to me," asserted Ted;
"didn't I pick him out o' th' road, an' put my own coat o'er him an'
fondle him mich same's if he was a babby? Why, he 'ud noan be wick now
if it hadn't ha' been for me. Theer, my boy, howd up! Theer, we'se tuck
in thy wing for thee, and cover thee up warm an' gradely--'tisn't
everybody as 'ud be dressin' up a gander i' their own clooes. Do you
know what 'ud do this 'ere bird rale good? Just a drop o' sperrits to
warm his in'ards for him--that's what he wants. See here, I'll carry
him awhoam for ye, and ye mun jest fotch him a glass o' whisky, and in
a two three minutes he'll be as merry as a layrock."
Margaret looked doubtfully at him.
"Do ye raly think it 'ud do the poor thing good?" she asked
"I'm sure on't," returned Ted, firmly pinioning the gander's
struggling legs, and setting off at a brisk pace towards Margaret's
cottage. "Theer's nought as is wick as wouldn't feel the benefit of a
drop o' sperrits now an' again."
Joe considered this a very proper sentiment, and gave a grunt by way
of endorsing it; he, too, followed Ted and the gander, being as much
amused at the transaction as it was in his nature to be at anything.
Margaret kept pace with Ted, every now and then uttering
lamentations over her favourite.
"He were as good a gander as a body need wish for; wonderful good
breed he were, an' as knowin'! Eh, dear, I never wanted for coompany
when Victoria were theer."
"Victoria!" ejaculated Ted, stopping short and facing her; "why,
that's a female name!"
"It's the Queen's name," rejoined Margaret, with a certain
"I thought it had been a gander; it is a gander, surely?"
"Oh, it's a gander reet 'nough. But I thought it were a goose to
begin wi'. It were the biggest o' th' clutch, an' the prattiest, an' so
I called it Victoria, an' it geet to know th' name, an' to coom when I
called it--eh, it 'ud coom runnin' up an' croodle down aside o' me,
turnin' its yead o' one side that knowin'! Eh, dear, theer never was
sich a bird. An' when it were upgrown, an' turned out to be a gander, I
'adn't it i' my 'eart to change th' name, seein' as it had getten to
know it so well, an' arter all, seein' as it's th' head of all th'
fowls i' my place, it doesn't seem to coom amiss. Canon, he wanted me
to call it Prince Consort, or else Albert Edward, but it didn't seem
natural like, an' I've allus been used to call my white drake Albert
Edward; and Prince Consort, he's th' owd rooster."
"Well," said Ted, hoisting up the gander again under his arm, and
chuckling as he walked forward, "well, that beats all! I never heerd
sich a tale i' my life. Coom, Victoria, howd up, owd lad; we'se soon be
theer now. An' so th' owd rooster is Prince Consort? An' the drake's
th' Prince o' Wales? Ho, ho! Have ye getten any more royalties yonder?"
"I've used up pretty near all th' royal fam'ly," replied Margaret,
with a recurrence of her former dolorous pride; "it's the only mark o'
respect as I can show my sovering. Every time Her Gracious Majesty gets
a new grandchild or great-grandchild, Canon, he cooms an' says,
'Margaret, have you any more chickens as wants names?' An' soomtimes
the one christening 'ull do for a whole brood; they royal childer has
sich a mony names, ye know."
Ted sneered and looked immensely superior; the loyalty of this
benighted woman filled his Radical mind with as much contempt as
amusement. He was about to utter some scathing remark, when his
attention was diverted by their arrival at Margaret's cottage.
Throwing open the little wicket-gate which divided her premises from
the lane, she pressed forward, and unlocked her door. Ted followed her
into the kitchen, while Joe stood without, craning forward his neck to
see what was going on in the interior of the cottage, and drawing the
back of his hand across his lips when he saw Miss Heptonstall produce a
small bottle of whisky.
"He looks a dale livelier now," remarked Ted, uncloaking the gander
and setting it on its legs on Margaret's immaculate table. "Whoa,
steady theer," as the bird began to struggle in his grasp, flapping
uneasy wings, and making a sickly attempt at a hiss.
Margaret, who had been about to uncork the bottle, paused, surveying
Victoria with her head on one side.
"Theer dunnot seem to be mich amiss, do theer?" she remarked; "it
seems a'most a pity to be givin' it sperrits. It'll upset it again as
like as not."
"Theer mun ha' been summat amiss i' th' first place, though,"
returned Wharton, with a judicial air, "else it wouldn't ha' been took
bad same as it were. If I was you, Miss Heptonstall, I'd give it a drop
to strengthen its in'ards a bit."
"Ah," agreed Joe from the doorway.
Ted fumbled in his pocket and produced a large red cotton
handkerchief, which he carefully spread on the table beneath the
"It 'ud be a pity to let this here table get dirty," he observed,
looking admiringly at its spotless surface. Margaret eyed him with more
favour than she had hitherto displayed; then, smiling sourly, began to
pour out the contents of her little black bottle.
"Fill up, Miss Heptonstall, fill up!" cried Ted, energetically; "eh,
if you dunnot gi' it no more nor that, Victoria met jest as well be a
bantam. He'll noan as mich as wet that great yaller beak of his wi'
Margaret smiled no more, but she filled up the glass. Joe, in the
doorway, cleared his throat reflectively. Ted, again encircling the
gander with his arm, forced open its beak.
"Now then," he whispered eagerly, "fotch a spoon, Miss Hep. Coom,
owd bird, this'll fettle thee up, an' no mistake."
But whether Victoria's struggles were more lively than he had
anticipated, or whether Ted purposely relaxed his hold, certain it was
that the gander, with a scream of fury, backed out of his grasp and
fluttered on to the floor; proceeding to waddle with great speed and
evident indignation across the kitchen into the yard without.
"He's teetotal," said Ted, gazing at Margaret with a twinkle in his
eye. "I met ha' knowed he'd be, seein' as he's bin brought up so
careful, an' took to water nateral fro' th' first."
Miss Heptonstall had been about to restore the liquor to its bottle,
but she now hesitated, looking towards Ted with a grim smile; his style
of humour tickled her. Seized with a sudden fit of generosity, she
extended the glass to him.
"You're noan teetotal, I'll be bound," she observed. "Theer! Sup it
"Your 'ealth!" said Ted, nodding towards her, much elated. Joe again
cleared his throat tentatively, but Margaret ruthlessly corked the
bottle, and, assuming her usual frosty air, remarked with somewhat
scant politeness that it was time for her to be setting about her
business, and there was no need for other folks to be waiting.
Thereupon the "other folks" were constrained to depart, Ted being
still jubilant and Joe very glum.
"Well," began the former, as soon as they had advanced some paces,
"t' folks up yon 'ull laugh fit to split when they hear this tale! Th'
owd lady is a dacent sort o' body when all's said an' done. Hoo behaved
uncommon 'andsome to me."
"Ah," returned Joe with surly sarcasm, "uncommon 'andsome. Hoo gave
thee th' gander's leavin's, didn't hoo? Ho, ho! gander's leavin's."
Joe so seldom made a joke that he was quite astonished at himself,
and after three or four repetitions of the same, with much wagging of
the head, and a few knowing jerks of his thumb over his shoulder,
apparently to accentuate the point of the jest, he became quite
good-humoured again, and the pair walked on in amicable silence, each
preparing to astonish his cronies with the recital of his own prowess.
The Thornleigh Arms was a snug old-fashioned hostelry standing a
little back from the high-road. An air of homely jollity and comfort
seemed to pervade the place; the ruddy afternoon sun lit up the
small-paned windows with as cheerful a glow as that which in winter was
reflected from the roaring fire piled by old Jack half up the wide
chimney; the very Thornleigh lion of the imposing sign seemed to lean
confidentially on his toe and to grin affably, as though to assure the
passers-by of the good cheer within.
Ted and Joe found the usual Saturday customers already there, and
presently shouts of laughter made the very rafters ring as he recounted
his adventures with Margaret Heptonstall and her gander; his companion
meanwhile sipping his beer with an air of suppressed importance.
By-and-by he, too, would add his quota to the evening's entertainment,
but he would wait till the culminating point of Ted's story was
reached, and the company was, so to speak, ripe for it.
"Me an' Miss Hep. is meeterly thick now, I tell ye," summed up Ted
at the conclusion of his tale. "Hoo thinks a dale o' me, if hoo doesn't
think mich o' menfolk in general."
"Hoo gived Ted the gander's leavin's," put in Joe, seizing his
opportunity, and bringing out his joke with a great shout and a
vigorous nudge to his nearest neighbour. "Th' owd lad needn't be that
set up--hoo give him nought but the gander's leavin's, when all's said
"Hoo didn't give thee a drop as how 'tis," retorted Ted.
"Poor Joe were stood i' th' doorway, ye know, an' he sighed an' licked
his lips, th' poor chap, but he didn't get nought. Miss Hep. didn't
fancy nobody but me."
"Thou'll be for coortin' her next," suggested somebody humorously.
"Nay, nay," said an odd little short man with comically uplifted
eyebrows. "'T wouldn't be no use coortin' Margaret Heptonstall. Eh, I
remember when our missus reckoned hoo were deein' an' took a notion to
mak' up a match between Margaret an' me--"
The rest of his narrative was drowned in a roar of laughter. Every
one knew that story.
"Hoo wouldn't ha' noan o' thee, would hoo Tom?" cried one.
"Thy missus couldn't bear the notion of havin' all they dumb things
about as Margaret sets sich store by?" queried another.
"Nay, 'twas me as couldn't bear the notion of her," rejoined Tom
stoutly. "I'd be hard put-to to do wi' onybody at arter our Betty.
Hoo's wick an' 'earty, an' I dunnot want nobry; but if I did have to
pick a second missus, it shouldn't be Margaret Hep."
"Hoo's reg'lar set in her ways, isn't hoo?" put in old Jack. "Ah,
hoo's reg'lar cut out for a single life, Marg'ret is. I reckon
nobody'll want to coort her at this time o' day, an' if onybody did,
hoo'd send him packin'."
"I haven't tried my hand yet, ye see," remarked Ted, looking round
for applause. "If I was to get agate o' coortin' Margaret Hep., hoo'd
be fain enough."
There was general laughter at this statement, which nearly every one
present hastened to deny. All agreed that were Ted to urge his
pretensions he would be very soon sent to the right-about.
"Well, then," cried Ted when the uproar had somewhat subsided, "I'll
bet you a nine-gallon cask of owd Jack's best to a five-shillin' bit
that Margaret Hep. an' me 'ull be shouted before the month's out."
The din at this point reached such a height that Mrs. Jack hastened
in from the back premises to inquire what was to-do, and Ted himself
was obliged to hammer on the table with his knuckles before he could
make himself heard.
"Well," he resumed, "I've said it, an' I'll stick to it. You'll see,
Margaret an' me 'ull be keeping coompany afore aught's long, an' Canon
'ull be shoutin' us at th' end o' th' month."
"Mon, you're noan goin' to wed sich an owd, tough, dried-up body as
yon, for sure?" cried comfortable Mrs. Orme incredulously. "Ye mun be a
good ten or fifteen year younger nor her."
"I didn't say we'd go as fur as wedlock," explained Ted, with a
wicked leer. "I said we'd be shouted. Eh, theer's mony a slip 'twixt
cup an' lip, ye know. Margaret an' me 'ull happen fall out afore
weddin' day cooms; but once Canon shouts us ye mun down wi' your five
"Ah, th' marlock 'ull be cheap enough at five shillin'," cried some
jovial spirit. "My word, I would laugh to hear the names called! I
reckon Canon hisself 'ud scarce keep a straight face."
"Nay, but think of th' poor wench," cried Jack, with an explosion of
mirth. "Ted, it's rale cruel o' thee to play an innicent trustin' lass
sich a trick."
"I reckon Margaret Hep. can take care of herself," put in Mrs. Jack.
"Hoo can keep her e'en oppen as weel's onybody. I don't know but what
it 'ull be Ted as 'ull ha' to pay for th' nine-gallon cask. Ye'd best
be savin' up your brass, Ted, for we wunnot give no credit for 't."
With this professional sally she retired. Thomas Alty, remarking in
an undertone that his Betty would be coming to look for him if he
didn't make haste home, withdrew also, after a good-humoured nod to the
friend who had treated him; for, as Mrs. Alty invariably impounded
Tom's wage, it was only when he met with a crony in a generous humour
that he visited the Thornleigh Arms.
It was not till considerably later that Ted betook himself
homewards; the plan which he had at first proposed out of a mere spirit
of bravado having now, owing to the gibes of Jack and the rest, become
a fixed resolution.
On the following afternoon, just at the time when young Thornleigh
went a-coortin', and elderly Thornleigh took off its boots and coat, or
put a clean white handkerchief over its cap, the better to enjoy its
Sabbath snooze in the ingle-nook, Ted Wharton cocked his hat over his
eye, put a posy in his coat, and set off to call on Margaret
Heptonstall. He found that damsel engaged in neither of the avocations
already stated, but, with her Sunday gown pinned behind her, and her
week-day sun-bonnet hanging limply over her face, feeding her numerous
family in the middle of her yard.
"Good day to ye, Miss Heptonstall," remarked Ted, approaching with a
jaunty air, "I thought I'd just call round to ax how Victoria finds
hissel this morning."
"Mich the same as us'al, thank ye," replied Miss Hep. with a
starched air. "Get out o' the road, Alice," addressing an adventurous
pullet. "Thou'rt allus runnin' under a body's feet. Chuck! chuck!
chuck! Coom G'arge, coom Adylaide, coom Maud! Now then, Alexandra!
Chuck! chuck! coom lovies! That theer vicious Frederick has been
a-chivying of you till you're freetened to death, you are."
Ted stood by with his thumbs in his waistcoat pockets, smiling to
"Yon's gradely chickens," he remarked presently. "Ye never eat 'em
do ye? 'Twouldn't be respectful, I shouldn't think."
[Illustration: THE CONQUEST OF RADICAL TED "Yon's gradely chickens,"
Margaret vouchsafed no reply. Ted resumed, with bitter sarcasm.
"H'm, mich the same as their r'yal namesakes, I reckon--kept for
show an' no manner o' use to nobry."
Margaret hastily scattered the remainder of the grain in her apron,
and whisked round.
"Howd your din," she cried angrily, "or else tak' yoursel' off. I'll
noan stand by an' hear sich talk i' my place."
Ted, feeling he had made rather an inauspicious beginning, suddenly
"No offence," he pleaded humbly. "Mun I carry your basin for you
into th' house?"
Margaret looked over her shoulder and snorted; then, without
returning yea or nay, she stalked over the cobble-stones and entered
her kitchen, followed meekly by her visitor. Miss Heptonstall did not
turn her head until the sound of Ted's boots, falling upon her tiled
floor, made her look round sharply.
"If ye're for coomin' in ye'd best wipe your feet," she announced
Ted obediently retraced his steps and polished his boots on the mat
outside the door. Then he re-entered, walking gingerly on the tips of
his toes, and casting about in his mind for a suitable topic with which
to inaugurate the conversation. Margaret's spare angular figure and
sharp-featured face did not look encouraging; but surely never before
was seen such a dazzling white apron, such a stiffly starched collar,
such spotless cuffs. Margaret's cleanliness had in it, it was true, an
aggressive quality, but Ted admired it nevertheless. The kitchen and
all its appurtenances bore witness to the same scrupulous nicety. No
floor in Thornleigh village was raddled so carefully, no fire-irons
glittered so bravely; the very walls seemed to shine; and as for the
pots and pans they positively winked at one another in the ruddy glow.
Ted rested a sunburnt hand on each of his knees, drew a long breath,
and remarked fervently--
"Ye mun be wonderful house-proud, Miss Heptonstall."
He could not have chosen a more pleasing theme; Margaret wrinkled up
her nose with a sniff and a smile.
"Well, I believe I'm reckoned to be," she remarked modestly;
"theer's nought else i' this world as I care for mich, but I'm
wonderful fond o' cleanin' and scrubbing', an' I've allus said I'd
sooner do things for mysel' nor let onybody do it for me."
Ted sighed and cast up his eyes.
"It seems a pity, Miss Heptonstall, as it's only yoursel' ye're
doin' it for--"
"Why so?" interrupted Margaret snappishly.
"Well, it seems sich terrible waste, ye know. It seems a pity ye
shouldn't be doin' for soombry else at th' same time."
"I dunnot want to do for nobry, nobbut mysel'," returned Margaret
with a toss of her head. "Did ye think I'd be for takkin' lodgers at
this time o' day?" she added suspiciously. "Nay, nay, I'll noan ha'
strangers here, botherin' an' messin' about."
"Eh, I wasn't thinkin' o' strangers," explained Wharton, hitching
his chair a little nearer. "I were jest wonderin' to mysel', seein'
you're so manageable an' clever an' that, as you hadn't never thought
o' gettin' wed an' doin' for a husband as well as yoursel'. I raly do
wonder, Miss Heptonstall," he repeated insinuatingly, "as ye haven't
He expected Margaret to be surprised and flattered, but she gave no
indication of being either the one or the other. She fixed her steely
blue eyes sternly on the visitor, and inquired stiffly what he thought
she wanted a husband for, and what use he reckoned sich-like 'ud be to
her. Ted edged his chair yet a little nearer, and thrust forward his
face till it was within a yard of Margaret's.
"A good husband 'ud be a great comfort to ye, Miss Heptonstall," he
urged. "He'd--he'd love ye, ye know"--(hesitating)--"an' work for ye."
This last was said with more assurance. Margaret appeared
"Eh, he'd be more bother than he was worth," she remarked
trenchantly. "Think 'o th' litter alone he'd mak' coomin' in an' out o'
th' house. It's bad enough to be cleanin' up arter th' cats an' the
dog--poor dumb things, they knows no better! But a mon stumpin' in an'
out wi's dirty boots, an' clooes as 'ud allus want mendin', an'
stockin's weerin' at th' 'eel! Eh, theer'd be no end to 't! An' then
th' doin' for; gettin's mate an' that--turnin' up 's nose very
like--ill-satisfied wi' a washin'-day dinner! Nay, nay, I'd sooner bide
as I am wi' nobbut mysel' to look to."
Ted threw back his head and coughed behind his hand, nonplussed for
the moment; presently, noting that the practical side of the case was
the only one likely to meet with favour, he resumed artfully--"Think
how coomfortable it 'ud be of a rainy day, i'stead o' startin' out i'
th' wet to feed pig an' do for chickens, to say to your gaffer, 'Sitha,
thou mun see to they things afore thou goes to thy wark'--an' of an
evening, when he' coom awhoam, ye could set him to get th' 'taters, an'
chop wood an' that."
Margaret crossed her arms and appeared to reflect.
"An' of a Saturday--pay day, ye know--ye'd jest say: 'Hand o'er,
wilto?' An' he'd hand o'er."
A faint smile began to play about the lady's lips; she leaned back
in her chair and looked attentively at Ted.
"'Tisn't everybody as 'ud be willin' to do that," she remarked after
a pause; "theer's a mony as 'ud sooner spend their brass at th'
Ted privately thought this extremely likely, but he assumed an air
of virtuous indignation.
"Theer's chaps an' chaps! I reckon if onybody was to ax to wed
you, Miss Heptonstall, he'd be a steady-goin' sort o' fellow as
wouldn't be up to they mak' o' games."
Margaret smiled outright. Ted thought he would follow up his
advantage and clinch the point at once.
"Now, Miss Heptonstall," said he, "for instance, if I was to
coom coortin' ye, I wouldn't be thinkin' of onything but makkin' ye
coomfortable. I reckon ye'd mak' me coomfortable"--(with an air
of great fairness and impartiality)--"that's wheer 'tis; it 'ud be
'give an' take, give an' take.' I feel dreadful lonely of an evenin',
an' it's a sad thing when a man allus has to do for hissel'. I'd be
thankful if ye'd have me--"
"I reckon ye would," interrupted Margaret with disconcerting
frankness; "I've a good bit o' brass saved."
This was news to Ted, and he looked at her with genuine interest.
"Have ye?" said he. "I raly didn't know. Well, I'm doin' pratty well
too, an' I've got a nice little place--"
"Nay," put in Margaret, "it isn't mich of a place; this here's twice
th' size, an' a dale coomfortabler. Nay, if we was to get wed, ye'd ha'
to coom here--I wouldn't go yonder."
Ted started for a moment, somewhat taken back by the matter-of-fact
coolness with which his advances were received; he might as well finish
the job now however, he reflected, and as he did not mean the business
to proceed beyond the "shouting" stage, it would not hurt him to make
any concession that Margaret might please to exact.
"Ah, I could coom here," he remarked heroically; "my little nook
isn't sich an ill place for all that; but I'll do it, an' I'll gi' ye
my wage reg'lar an' do th' dirty work all round, an'--an' turn teetotal
if ye want it."
"Naw," said Miss Heptonstall, "I wouldn't go as far as that; I like
a glass o' beer mysel' at dinner-time--I allus keep a little cask i'
th' buttery yon--but you'll ha' to gi' o'er callin' at th' Thornleigh
"Tisn't like I'd want to be callin' at th' Thornleigh Arms if I'd a
coomfortable place like this to set in o' neets, and a missus o' my own
to look to."
He had for a moment contemplated qualifying the word "missus" with
some such adjective as "bonny," but a glance at Margaret's face nipped
this poetical flower in the bud. After a moment she sat upright, gazing
at him stolidly.
"I'll think on 't," she said. "Theer's things for it an' theer's
things agin it. One thing's agin it--I dunnot fancy your talk out o'
th' newspapers--speakin' ill o' th' Queen an' that--I reckon we'd ha'
words if ye carried on that road when we was mon an' wife."
Wharton rubbed his hands and looked embarrassed; he had hitherto had
no hesitation in perjuring himself, but he could not for the life of
him swallow his principles.
Margaret marched across the room and took down a framed photograph
from a shelf of the old-fashioned dresser. It represented Her Majesty
in royal robes.
"This here Canon give me at th' time o' th' Jubilee," she pursued.
"I've vallyed it--well, I couldn't say how mich I've vallyed it an'
do vally it. See here, dunnot hoo look noble? I couldn't do wi'
onybody i' th' house as didn't respect this same as I do."
Ted cast a depreciating eye towards the portrait, but, after a
glance at it, suddenly regained his tongue and his spirits.
"See here, Miss Heptonstall," he cried eagerly, "th' Queen's not
like that! Theer now, it just shows how poor folks gets imposed upon!
I've seen the Queen mysel'--walked all the road to Liverpool when I
didn't know no better, an' I see her, an' hoo were nought but a wumman
i' black! Theer now, I'll tak' my oath on 't! Hoo hadn't no crown on,
nor yet no blue ribbon, an' none o' they fal-lals o' medals, an' nought
i' her hand. Hoo was jest an ord'nary wumman same 's ony other wumman.
'Well,' thinks I to mysel', 'if yon is to be stuck up at th' 'ead o'
Government, an' we all mun bow down afore a wuimman as isn't nought
different to ony other wumman, it's a shame,' I says. An' it is
a shame, Miss Heptonstall."
Ted was working up into a fine declamatory vein, and would probably
have continued to hold forth for some time had not Margaret indignantly
"Stop that! I'll ha' noan of it i' this 'ouse, an' so I tell ye. Did
ever a body hear sich talk! Ye ought to be ashamed o' yoursel', Edward
Wharton! If you was a mon ye should be ready to lay down your life for
"Lay down my life!" repeated Ted, who was getting slightly irate in
his turn. "I'd do no sich thing. I wouldn't put mysel' onyways out o'
my road for th' Queen, now I know what hoo is. Hoo's fools enough to
fight for her and wark for her. I wouldn't do nought for her."
"Ye would then," said Margaret, suddenly becoming calm again and
smiling grimly to herself. "Theer's one thing ye'd do for her, Edward
Wharton--ye'd drink her 'ealth."
Before he could retort she rose and went into the buttery, returning
after a moment or two with a foaming brown jug in one hand and a
quaintly shaped Toby-mug in the other. She placed them both on the
table in inviting proximity to Ted.
"Now then," she said persuasively, "ye'll drink Long Life to Her
The day was exceedingly warm, and if there was one thing on earth
for which Radical Ted had a weakness it was his native nut--brown ale.
He looked at Margaret and grinned--the grin of compromise. Margaret,
still smiling, slowly filled the beaker, a beautiful creamy head
bubbling over the brim.
"Coom," she said, "ye'll say: 'Her Majesty's 'ealth, an' long life
Ted stretched out his hand and grasped the tempting handle; then,
averting his eyes, he hastily mumbled the prescribed words, burying his
face in the mug immediately after. While he slowly drained its contents
Margaret chanted the last verse of the National Anthem, to a tune which
might possibly have been like "God Save the Queen" if it had not borne
an equal resemblance to "The Dead March in Saul."
Music, we know, has charms to soothe the savage breast, and, whether
because of Margaret's patriotic outburst, or because the beer was of
excellent quality, Ted's face was wreathed in smiles when he set down
"Ah," he said, "we'se never ha' no words if ye tackle me this gate.
I'd drink the Queen's 'ealth again if you axed me."
"Enough's good as a feast," returned his hostess sententiously.
"It'll be tay-time afore aught's long."
"Mun I bide for tay?" inquired Ted, with his head on one side.
"Ye can if ye've a mind," said Margaret, accommodatingly. "Ye can be
lookin' round if ye like while I'm gettin' things ready."
Ted complied, nothing loth, and stalked about the place with his
thumbs in his armholes and an air of proprietorship. Everything without
was as snug, neat, and prosperous as everything within. The garden was
well-stocked and weedless; the potatoes seemed to be coming on nicely;
the pig was as fat as a self-respecting pig ought to be, and the
chickens were healthy and well-grown. Ted re-entered the house,
scraping his feet carefully this time, and looking at Margaret with
increased respect as she bustled about. The kettle already sung merrily
on the hob, a plateful of most inviting buttered toast was keeping warm
within the fender, and Miss Hep. was in the act of placing on the table
a smoking dish of nicely-browned sausages.
"I made 'em mysel'," she explained briefly. "I dunnot often have 'em
at this time o' day, but this here's an occasion."
Ted looked blank for a moment, then, suddenly remembering that this
was practically a betrothal-feast, responded heartily, and drew in his
chair to the table with pleased anticipation.
Miss Heptonstall, he remarked, had everything "gradely" about her.
The table-cloth was not only snow-white and beautifully mended, but of
fine quality; the spoons were silver, worn to egg-shell thinness, but
resplendently bright; the teapot, a heavy, old-fashioned Britannia
metal one, was polished till it might have been of the same precious
ore; the cups and plates were of delicate transparent china. Margaret
came of good old north-country stock, and these possessions were
heirlooms. Ted looked at her, and a queer feeling suddenly came over
him. Supposing--only supposing--that instead of a jest his
wooing had been undertaken in sober earnest, he would be doing rather
well for himself than otherwise. Now that he was at leisure to survey
Miss Heptonstall with an impartial eye, it appeared to him that she
really was not ill-looking, and he didn't believe she could be more
than nine or ten years older than he was. She certainly was a notable
sort of body; she kept her place wonderful nice, and she had a tidy bit
of brass laid by in the bank. There was a very comfortable ring about
this last item. It was odd that from the time these reflections took
possession of him Ted became pensive and serious. The conversation
flagged, and by-and-by he rose to take his leave. Margaret accompanied
him to the door.
"Ye'll be lookin' in again, I fancy, afore th' weekend?" she
Ted cleared his throat and replied that very like he would. He
walked rather slowly till he reached the corner of the lane, and there
he paused, slapping his thigh as he suddenly remembered something.
"I haven't said a word about the shoutin'!" he cried in a vexed
tone. He retraced his steps more quickly, and presently re-entered
"Miss Heptonstall," he began, screwing his head insinuatingly round
"Well?" returned Margaret. She was standing with her back to him,
gazing meditatively into the fire.
"I were thinkin'," continued Wharton, "you an' me, ye know--theer
isn't much use in waitin', is theer?"
Margaret turned and looked at him, but did not speak.
"We met as well let Canon begin o' shoutin' us, dunnot ye think?"
Margaret reflected. "It 'ud be a pity for ye to gi' up your house
afore th' end o' th' year," she remarked. "Th' agent wouldn't let ye,
would he? Ye'll ha' to gi' six months' notice, wunnot ye? Theer's time
enough as how 'tis."
Ted bethought him of the cask of beer, and his face fell. If he was
to win his wager the banns must be published before the end of the
month, and but ten days of it remained to run.
"Well, I'd as soon as not hurry up things," he said, screwing a
little more of his person on the other side of the door. "I'm awful
tired o' livin' by mysel'. An' we met let my house an' turn o'er a bit
o' money that way. If we was to get wed at once ye'd be havin' the
benefit o' that as well's me. It 'ud be more to our mutual advantage,"
delivering this phrase, culled from one of his favourite papers, with
great emphasis, "nor for both of us to remain single. That's what I
think, Miss Heptonstall, but ye mun do as you choose."
"Well, theer's summat i' what ye say," returned Margaret. "Happen
'twould be best to get the job done. Dear o' me, it seems sudden like!
I raly never thought o' changin' my state. Once before, ye may ha'
heerd, Mrs. Alty wanted me to wed her Thomas. I was again it, dreadful
again it at first, but hoo persuaded me, so I very nigh gave in. But
him an' me didn't agree so well at arter, and Betty didn't dee, so that
settled it. Well, then, I said to mysel', 'It's all for th' best,' an'
I reckoned to bide as I were. But raly now, as ye've coom," a sudden
smile lit up her face, a smile less frosty, less sour, less grim than
any that had hitherto found their way there, "I dunno how it is, but I
seem to ha' taken a fancy to ye. I did fro' th' first. I reckon ye'll
mak' a good husband."
Ted left off embracing the lintel of the door and walked straight up
to her, quite forgetting to wipe his feet. His face was very red and
his eyes avoided hers; making a sudden dart at her hand, he shook it
"I will, Margaret, I will," he said huskily, "an' I reckon ye'll
mak' a good wife--better nor I deserve."
In another moment he was gone, walking very rapidly this time,
almost running indeed, as though to give himself no time for thought.
When he reached home, he shut the door hastily behind him and sat down
on the nearest chair.
"Well," he said, scratching his head, with an exceedingly perturbed
expression, "this here's a queer kind o' business! I didn't quite know
what I were lettin' mysel' in for, it seems."
Once or twice during the week he called upon his lady-love, who, on
one occasion, permitted him to inspect her Savings Bank book, and, on
another, presented him with a handsome silver-mounted pipe, which her
father had won many years before at some village sports. It was
bestowed, it must be owned, on the understanding that it was never on
any account to be used, but Ted's pride of possession was none the less
great. At the conclusion of each visit she had not failed to make him
drink Her Majesty's health.
On the following Sunday, when the Canon with the portentous "Hem,"
and solemn glance round which invariably preceded the announcement of
banns, began: "Be it known unto all here present," it was observed that
the corners of his mouth were twitching in a most peculiar manner, and
his voice actually trembled as he coupled the names of Margaret
Heptonstall and Edward Wharton.
Had any stranger chanced to enter Thornleigh church at that moment,
I fear he would have been much disedified; every single member of the
congregation was a-grin; the Canon himself was smiling; the only person
who preserved his entire seriousness being Radical Ted himself.
Those among his cronies who were in the secret of the wager
considered this gravity affected, and part of the joke; and greeted him
hilariously on quitting the church.
"Well done, owd bird! Thou's lost no time as how 'tis."
"Ah," replied Ted, still solemn, "I haven't lost mich time."
"Well, thou's won th' bet i' gradely style! When wilto coom to
Thornleigh Arms to have th' five shillin' paid over?"
"Eh, I doubt Ted 'ud sooner ha' th' five shillin' worth," suggested
one of Ted's boon companions.
"I dunno," replied Ted; "I reckon I'd as soon ha' th' brass."
"Ah, but thou'lt coom to Orme's for it?"
"Nay--I fancy one on you had best bring it to my place--hoo met get
to hear on 't, ye know," he explained with a sheepish smile.
There was a great guffawing and stamping of feet at this. Ted was
slapped on the shoulder, his friends declaring that nobry could beat
him. By-and-by he managed to make his escape, and walked pensively
homewards, shaking his head now and then, and muttering to himself:--
"Ah, hoo'd happen get to hear on 't if I went yonder; aye, the brass
'ull coom in reet 'nough. I'll say nought about that."
He continued his courting assiduously during the ensuing week, and
on the Sunday he and Margaret were "shouted" for the second time.
The ecstasy of his friends knew no bounds. Was there ever such a
chap as Ted for a marlock? How long would he keep it up? they wondered.
In a day or two the news flew from mouth to mouth that Ted had given
the agent six months' notice, and that he had announced his intention
of letting his house and taking up his abode at Margaret's after their
"Well! well!" cried the initiated, casting up their hands and eyes
to heaven; the more moderate among them were of the opinion that Ted
was carrying things a bit too far, particularly when' it became known
that Margaret was boiling hams and killing chickens--yes, Sophia and
Ernest, William and Augusta were laid low--in preparation for the
forthcoming nuptial feast.
On the third Sunday the general excitement reached fever-height, and
when once more the Canon linked the names of Edward Wharton and
Margaret Heptonstall, a kind of amazed murmur rippled from bench to
bench. All those who had been party to the plot against Margaret's
peace were totally at a loss to account for the conduct of the chief
conspirator. They made up their minds to take him to task at the
earliest possible opportunity; but, as on that particular morning he
did not come to church, they were forced to restrain their curiosity
till later in the day.
After dinner, therefore, a select deputation waited on Mr. Edward
Wharton at his own residence, but was again doomed to disappointment;
that gentleman having gone to call on his charmer, and not returning
till evening. However, the ardour of the deputation, though damped, was
not extinguished, and when the shades of night were falling, it again
betook itself to the abode of the bridegroom elect.
As the half-dozen members who made up the embassy walked at the
usual slow and somewhat shambling pace which the Lancashire rustic
assumes at times of leisure--pausing every now and then to emphasise
the point of some remark, switching at the hedge with their sticks,
playfully kicking up the dust, or sending a tempting pebble spinning
along in front of them--faint notes of music reached them, coming
apparently from the direction towards which they were bending their
steps. These notes were feeble and faltering, as though the player were
practising an unfamiliar air; in another moment or two it became
evident that the sounds proceeded from Ted's cottage, and that the
musician was no other than Mr. Wharton himself.
Quickening their pace, the hilarious party burst open the door,
discovering the master of the house seated astride a wooden chair,
concertina in hand; his face wore a most serious, not to say dismal,
expression, and his whole attitude betokened absorption.
Joe Lovelady advanced and clapped him on the shoulder with a loud
laugh; the others followed, less jubilantly; one or two of them,
indeed, felt themselves somewhat aggrieved at Ted's unaccountable
"Coom," cried Joe, "thou mun explain a bit, Ted, lad. We're gettin'
fair moidered wi' this job; how long dost thou mean to keep it up?"
"Haven't you and Margaret fallen out yet?" put in another. "Ye're
carryin' on th' coortin' longer nor we looked for."
"Ah, thou said thou'd content thysel' with bein' shouted, didn't
thou? Thou allus said thou didn't mean it to coom to wedlock."
Ted heaved a deep sigh, and looked solemnly from one to the other.
"Theer's no knowin' i' this warld what folks cooms to," he replied
seriously. "We says one thing an' we reckon we'se do it, an' when th'
time cooms it's impossible."
A blank silence fell upon the company, broken presently by Joe.
"Why," he said, "thou doesn't mean thou'rt goin' to carry out this
Ted nodded, seriously and regretfully.
There was a general shout.
"Thou'rt never goin' to wed owd Marg'ret Hep.?"
"Hoo's noan so owd as that cooms to," retorted Ted indignantly. "Her
an' me's mich of an age--I am goin' to wed her. Now then! I've
coorted her, an' we'n been shouted, an' I'm goin' to let it go forrud.
Theer! I hope nobry hasn't got no objections."
Nobody hadn't none, it appeared, though from certain low murmurs and
a general shuffling of feet, it was evident that this unexpected
outcome of Ted's joke caused a good deal of dissatisfaction. Joe,
indeed, gave voice to the universal opinion when he observed that it
wasn't what he had looked for, and he couldn't think it altogether
'andsome of Ted. Somebody else wanted to know what about their five
"Well, an' what about the five shillin'?" repeated Ted, reddening,
however, a little uncomfortably.
"Well, this here isn't what we expected; nay, not by a long road. We
was lookin' for summat joy'al, a gradely marlock, thou knows. This
here's an ord'nary kind o' business."
"Ah, we all paid up--we did that, an' we'n been waitin' for thee to
look in yonder at Orme's! We was all expectin' a bit of a do, thou
knows--an' thou's never so much as coom nigh th' place. An' thou
settled to get wed an' all, wi'out namin' it to nobry! It's scarce
Ted scratched his jaw reflectively; the argument seemed to touch
him. After a pause he rose and crossed the room to a chest of drawers
in the corner. Unlocking an upper drawer he took out a greasy leathern
purse with which he returned to the expectant group. Opening it, with a
kind of groan, he extracted five shillings, which he handed over to Joe
"Theer," he said, "it is but fair when all's said an' done. Theer!
ye can have a wet wi' that."
"Reet, I knowed ye wasn't one as 'ud play us a dirty trick. Coom
along, an' we'se have a drop all round, an' drink thy 'ealth an' th'
bride's too. Ho! ho! ho! Aye, we'se wish thee an' thy missus good luck!
Coom, we'se step out an' mak' up for lost time."
"Nay, nay," said Ted, shaking his head with gentle melancholy. "I'll
noan go wi' you--I met rue it at arter. Nay, I'll wish ye good-bye an'
good luck, all on you, but I'll bide wheer I am."
He returned thereupon to his concertina, meeting all further
persuasions by deep sighs and obdurate shakes of the head; and, finding
their efforts useless, the party withdrew at last, to drink his health
As they retraced their steps the uncertain notes of Ted's concertina
came floating after them, borne upon the evening breeze; gradually
these shaped themselves into a tune, a tune which their incredulous
ears were at last forced to identify. Joe Lovelady suddenly paused and
threw out his hand.
"'Ark, all on ye, 'ark at that! Do ye know the tune th' owd lad's
They all paused, holding their breaths; and then shouts of laughter
broke the stillness.
Radical Ted was playing God Save the Queen.
HEATHER IN HOLBORN
"I can scarce fancy her living here," said the man, pausing half-way
up the stairs to look upwards at the dusty length which remained to be
traversed. "Nay, she could never live here. I'm come on a fool's
errand, but I may as well see it through."
His tall, broad-shouldered figure disappeared behind another angle,
and halted at length on the fifth floor. On the door facing him a name
was neatly painted:--Mr. Whiteside.
"'Tis a Lancashire name, right enough," he said, "but there weren't
any Whitesides in our part when I was a lad. It'll be some stranger as
our Molly took up with--well, let's go for'ard."
His tap was answered by a fresh-coloured woman, neatly clad in a
stuff gown. The man surveyed her with a curious searching look, and she
stared back at him.
"What was you pleased to want, sir?" she inquired at length, growing
uncomfortable under his scrutiny. "Mr. Whiteside--that's my husband--is
"Does Mrs. Rigby live here? No, I'm sure she does not--I beg your
pardon--it is a mistake."
"No, sir, no mistake at all; it's quite right. Mrs. Rigby does live
here--she's my mother."
The stranger again darted a swift, eager glance at her.
"Right," he said. "I'll come in; I want to see her."
Mrs. Whiteside hesitated for a moment. "My mother doesn't often have
visitors," she said. "We've been here more nor ten year now, and
nobody's ever come lookin' for her."
"I've come a long way to look for her," said the man; "I've come
from Australia. I'm bringing her news of her son Will."
"Eh dear!" cried the woman, clapping her hands together, "ye don't
say so! My word, mother will be pleased. We didn't know rightly whether
he were alive or dead. Tis twenty-five year or more since he left home.
Tisn't bad news I hope, mester?" she added anxiously, for the brown
face, as much of it as could be seen under the thick dark beard, wore a
"Bad news? No," returned he with a gruff laugh. "It wouldn't matter
much anyway, would it? seein' as you'd lost sight of him for so long,
and by all accounts he wasn't worth much at the best o' times."
"He's my brother," said Mrs. Whiteside shortly. "Will ye please to
step in, sir?"
He followed her into a narrow passage, and thence into an odd,
little three-cornered room; a room furnished in mahogany and green rep,
with a few brightly-bound books on the shining round table in the
centre, framed oleographs on the walls, stuffed birds in glass cases on
the mantel-piece, and a pervading odour of paraffin.
"I'll call mother," said Mrs. Whiteside, backing towards the door
and eyeing her visitor suspiciously, for her mind misgave her as to
whether it would be safe to leave him alone with the Family Bible or
the stuffed birds. "Mother!" she cried, raising her voice, "will you
come for a minute? There's a visitor here."
"Nay, lass, I can't leave the bread," called back an old woman's
voice, shrill yet strong. "Ax the body to step in here, whoever 'tis."
"Will ye come into the kitchen?" said Mrs. Whiteside unwillingly.
"My mother, 'tis a notion she has, 'ull never set foot in this 'ere
room. We're Lancashire folk, ye see, mester, and tis the custom there
to live mostly in the kitchen."
The visitor followed her in silence across the passage and into the
opposite room. Hardly had he set foot inside the door before he uttered
an exclamation, looking down the while at the floor. The boards were
scrubbed to an immaculate whiteness and strewn with sand. He rubbed his
boot backward and forward over the gritty surface with an odd smile;
then, raising his eyes, he looked hastily round the room, averting his
glance quickly when it fell upon the figure bending over the great
brown pan in the fender. Walking to the window he stood looking out
"I hope the man's got all his wits," said Mrs. Whiteside to herself,
"I never did see a chap act so strange."
Through the open window a fine view could be had of tall grimy
houses, and sooty roofs, with scarce a glint of sky between the
chimney-stacks, and far down in the street below was the turmoil of
city life; the roar and rush of it came echoing up even to that odd,
peaceful little chamber. The man neither saw nor heard; as he stood
there it seemed to him that he was looking out upon the moorland, with
the smell of the heather strong and spicy and sweet in his nostrils,
and the cry of the peewit in his ears. His chest heaved; then he turned
about and faced the room again. Yes, it was no dream; here was the
house-place of a North Country cottage. The sturdy deal table in the
midst of the sanded floor, the oak dresser with its noble array of
crockery, the big chest in the corner, the screened settle on one side
of the hearth; and there, kneeling on the patchwork rug, the sturdy,
strong-backed old woman, in bedgown and petticoat and frilled white
cap, with lean, vigorous arms half-buried in a shining mass of dough.
"Well, what's to do?" inquired she, glancing sharply over her
"This 'ere gentleman says he's brought news of our Will," said Mrs.
The old woman uttered a cry, and, withdrawing her hands from the
dough, wiped them hastily in her apron, and ran towards the stranger.
"News indeed," she said. "Eh dear, and how is my poor lad? How is
he, sir? Eh, bless you for coomin'! I scarce reckoned he were wick,
'tis so long sin' we'n had a word of him."
She was clasping the new-comer's hands now, and shaking them
excitedly up and down, her eyes searching his face the while.
"How is my lad?" she repeated. "He mun be a gradely mon now--a
gradely mon! Tis what he said hisself when he wur breeched. Dear o' me,
I mind it well. He come runnin' in so proud wi's hands in's pockets.
'I'm a gradely mon now,' he says, 'same's my feyther.'"
She dropped his hands and wiped her eyes.
"My word, mother," said Mrs. Whiteside reprovingly, "how ye do run
on! Was my brother well, mester, when ye see him last?"
"Quite well," responded the stranger gruffly. "Well and hearty."
"Thank God for that!" cried the old woman.
"He told me," went on the other, and his voice still sounded rough
and harsh from behind his great beard; "he told me if I were anywhere
in Lancashire to look up the old place, and tell his folks he was alive
"Has he been doin' pretty well, sir, d'ye know?" inquired the
younger woman, politely, but with interest.
"Pretty well--lately; so I've been told," returned he.
"And he didn't send nothin' to his mother? Nothin' besides the
message?" she went on. "Well, I call it a sin and a shame; 'twas scarce
worth your while to seek us out for that."
"Howd thy din, Mary," cried Mrs. Rigby angrily. "Not worth while!
Why, I'll bless the gentleman for it, an' pray for him day an' neet
while I live. Wick an' hearty. My lad's wick an' hearty,--an' I was
afeared he wur dead. An' he took thought on his owd mother so fur away,
an' sent her word, bless him!"
"He might ha' sent ye somethin' else I think," said Mary wrathfully;
"I don't hold wi' makin' such a to-do about a chap as never did nothin'
for you in his life. There's others as is worth more nor him."
The old woman drew herself up, her eyes blazing in their sunken
"Mary," she said, "if ye mean to cast up as ye're keepin' me in my
owd age, I tell ye plain, though there are strangers here, I think no
shame on't. I brought ye into the world, an' I reared you an' worked
hard for you till ye was up-grown, an' kept a whoam o'er your head wi'
nought but the labour o' my two hands. An' now as I'm stricken in years
an' the owd place is gone, I think no shame o' being' behowden to ye
for mate an' shelter."
"La, mother," stammered Mary "whatever makes ye go for to say such
things?--I'm sure I wasn't castin' up--"
"Ye've no need to cast up," interrupted her mother fiercely. "I'm
not behowden to ye for mich, as how 'tis--I reckon I addle my mate."
The man turned upon the younger woman with a savage glance, but she
was too much absorbed in her own grievance to heed him. "I wasn't
castin' up, mother," she asseverated. "I nobbut meant it seemed a bit
hard as you should think as much of Will as of me."
"Eh," said the old woman, beginning to laugh and shaking her head,
"I'll not deny but what the lad was a great fav'ryite. The only lad
ever I had, and my first-born. Dear o' me, I mind how proud I was when
they telled me 'twas a lad. 'A fine lad,' said the woman as did for me.
Eh, I thought my heart 'ud fair burst wi' joy! An' he wur sech a
gradely little chap, so peart an' lively, crowin' an' laughin' from
morn till neet. Dear, yes--soon as ever leet coom he'd come creepin' up
to our bed an' pull at the sheet. 'Wakken up, mother,' he'd say;
'mother, it's time to wakken up!' Eh, mony a time I fancy I can hear
the little voice when I wak' up now, i' this dark dirty place. I keep
my e'en shut, an' hark at the birds chirrupin', an' think o' the little
hand pluckin' at the sheet, an' the little voice. An' then clock
strikes an' I oppen my e'en and see the smoke an' the black
chimnies--eh, I'm welly smoored among 'em all! I could fair go mad to
find mysel' so far away fro' whoam."
"But surely," said the visitor, with a dreamy glance round, "you've
made this place very home-like."
"'Tis, an' 'tisn't. Says I to Mary when she axed me to shift wi'
her, 'I'll not coom,' says I, 'wi'out I bring th' clock an' chest, an'
all they bits o' things as I'm used to.' 'Eh, mother,' says she, 'what
would you be doin' wi' 'em down i' London town?'--'What should I be
doin' wi' 'em?' says I. 'Same as I do here,' says I. 'If I coom wi'
you, my lass I mun keep to the owd ways. I'm too owd mysel' for aught
else. I mun keep th' owd things an' th' owd fashions.'--Is that a bit
o' heather as ye've getten i' your hat, sir?"
"Yes," said the man deliberately; "'tis a bit of heather--and it
comes from Boggart Moor. I picked it last week when I went to look for
"'Twas wonderful kind of you to go all that way, I'm sure," said
Mrs. Whiteside. "I doubt our Will reckoned we was livin' there still.
Tis years an' years since we've had a word from him. He didn't know I'd
got wed, very like."
"No, he didn't," said the man. "He thought his mother and sister
were livin' still in the little cot up yonder. I had hard work to trace
"How does the little place look, sir?" asked the old woman, with a
"Much as usual," returned he, half absently. "They'n shifted the
horse-block, an' thrown the two shippons into one, an' tiled the
Mrs. Rigby clacked her tongue, and her daughter stared.
"How did ye know about the horse-block?" she inquired, "an' how did
ye guess the shippons was throwed into one? Did our Will tell you about
He paused a moment, and then laughed.
"Often and often. He said he could find his way there blindfold, an'
I doubt he made me know it as well as himself."
Mrs. Rigby stretched out her hand and touched the sprig of heather
"The moor mun be lookin' gradely now," she said; "all one sheet o'
bloom, I reckon. Eh, I mind how I used to leave windows open, summer
an' winter, an let the air come in, soomtimes hot an' soomtimes cowd,
but al'ays wi' the smell o' the moor in it. Dear, when I think on't I
can scarce breathe here."
"Come, mother, we're keepin' the gentleman standin' all this time,"
said Mary, suddenly recalled to a sense of her hospitable duties. "Sit
ye down, sir, and sup a cup o' tea with us. Kettle's boilin', isn't it,
mother? You're not in a hurry, are you, mester?"
"I reckon I can stop a twothree minutes," said the man.
Mrs. Whiteside glanced at him sharply, and her mother clapped her
"Ye're a Lancashire lad, for sure," cried she; "ye speak just same
as our own folks up on the moor yon."
He hesitated for a moment.
"Aye, I'll not deny the talk cooms natural to me," he said. "I
thought I'd forgot it, but my tongue seems to turn to it when I get
agate o' talkin' wi' Lancashire folks."
"I reckon you and our Will had many a crack together about the bonny
North," said Mrs. Rigby, as she spread the cloth, smoothing it
carefully with her wrinkled hands. "I'm fain to think my lad minds th'
owd place. Eh, I doubt he'd be nigh broken-hearted if he knowed we had
to leave it--I like as if I could be glad to think he knows nought
about it, poor lad. He didn't ever talk o' coomin' back, mester, did
"He met think on't," said the visitor slowly, "if he could be sure
of a welcome. But he run away, you see, again his father's will, an' he
wur allus reckoned a good-for-nothin' kind o' chap--so he seemed to
"Who said that?" cried the old woman, pausing with the teapot poised
in mid-air, and reddening all over her withered face.
"Well, 'twas a kind o' notion he seemed to have, and o' course,
though it's ill blamin' the absent"--here he uttered a queer little
laugh--"when all's said and done he hasn't acted so very well. Any chap
wi' a heart in's breast 'ud ha' took thought for his own mother, and
'ud ha' seen as she was kept comfortable an' happy in her owd age, and
not forced to shift to a strange place."
"I'm sure," put in Mrs. Whiteside indignantly, "I can't think what
you're droppin' hints o' that mak' for, sir. A woman has to follow her
husband, an' when his business takes him to London he takes her too.
Doin' very well, he is, i' th' coal business, an' I'm sure I make my
mother as comfortable an' as happy as I can. Turn London into the
moorside is what I cannot do, an' I'm not to be blamed for that. As you
said jest now if any one was to blame 'twas my brother."
"Well, I'll not have nobody blamin' my lad," cried the old woman.
"He's not to be faulted for what he knowed nought about. If he'd knowed
I doubt it 'ud ha' been different."
"That's true," interrupted the man; "if he'd knowed it 'ud ha' been
different. He'd ha' kept his mother on the moor. If he was to come back
now he'd have her awhoam again afore aught were long."
"Tis wonderful to hear you takin' up wi' that homely talk," said
Mrs. Whiteside, with a laugh, as she set a crusty loaf upon the table.
"It fair brings me back. I scarce ever talk i' th' owd fashion now,
wi'out 'tis a twothree words now an' then to please mother. Pull up,
sir. Will ye pour out the tea, mother? All's ready now."
"Nay, fetch me a pot of the wimberry jam," said Mrs. Rigby. "Theer's
jest two of 'em left. My son-in-law," she explained to the visitor,
"he's oncommon kind about humourin' my fancies, an' every year he
fetches me a peck or two o' wimberries--you can get 'em reet enough
here i' th' market, an' I make us a few pots o' jam--'tis the only kind
as ever I could fancy. Eh, what baskets-full the childer used to bring
me in i' th' owd days! Will ye cut yourself a bit o' bread, sir? Tis a
bit hard, I doubt; 'tis the end o' the last bakin'. I wur jest agate
with the next lot when ye coom in."
He cut off a piece, and spread it with the wimberry jam, and ate a
mouthful or two in silence; he seemed to swallow with difficulty, not
because of the hardness of the fare, but because of a certain stirring
at his heart. How long was it since he had sat him down at such a board
as this, and tasted bread, pure and sweet and wholesome, such as cannot
be bought in shops, with the fruit of the moor for condiment?
"I doubt it's hard," said Mrs. Whiteside commiseratingly, "and
you're not eatin' a bit neither, mother. Come, fall to."
"Eh, I canna eat nought fur thinkin' o' yon lad o' mine. How could
he go for to think he'd not be welcome! Ye'll write and an' tell him
he'll be welcome, sir, wunnot ye?"
"Eh, I'd be fain to see him, I would that! Ye'll tell him kind an'
careful, mester, about me havin' to shift here, an' dunnot let him
think I'm axing him to do mich for me."
"It's time for him to do summat for ye, though," said Will's friend
"Nay, I don't ax it--I don't ax for nought. I nobbut want to see his
bonny face again."
"Happen you wouldn't know it," said Mrs. Whiteside; "he mun be awful
"Know it? Know my own lad! I'd pick him out among a thousand."
"I'm not so sure o' that," persisted her daughter. "Ye've seen our
Will lately, I s'pose, mester? Can ye tell us what like he is?"
"He's rather like me," said the stranger.
"My word, ye don't say so!" gasped Mrs. Whiteside, while her mother,
leaning forward, gazed eagerly into his face.
"He is very like me," he said brokenly, and then, of a sudden,
stretching out his hand he plucked the old woman by the sleeve: "Wakken
up, mother," he cried; "mother, 'tis time to wakken up!"
SENTIMENT AND "FEELIN'"
As a rule our Lancashire peasants are not sentimental; in fact,
degenerate south-countrymen frequently take exception to their blunt
ways and terrible plain-speaking. But occasionally they display an
astonishing impressibility, and at all times know how to appreciate a
bit of romance.
When three months after his wife's death, for instance, Joe Balshaw
married her cousin, because, as he explained, "hoo favoured our Mary,"
all the neighbours thought such fidelity extremely touching.
I remember once when our little church was gaily decorated for the
harvest festival some one had the happy thought of placing among the
garlands of flowers and masses of fruit and vegetables--thank-offerings
from various parishioners--which were heaped on each side of the
chancel, a miniature hayrick beautifully made and thatched, and a tiny
cornstack to correspond. The sermon was over, and the service
proceeding as usual, when suddenly a burst of sobs distracted the
congregation, and Robert Barnes, the bluffest and burliest farmer in
the whole property, was observed to be wiping his eyes with a red
cotton handkerchief. In vain did his scandalised wife nudge and reprove
him; he sobbed on, and she grew alarmed. "Wasn't he well?" she asked.
"Aye, well enough," groaned Robert; "but it's so beautiful. I cannot
choose but cry!"
"Is't th' music, feyther?" inquired his daughter.
"Nay, nay--it's them there little stacks. Eh, they're--they're
gradely. I never see sich a seet i' my life."
If this was not susceptibility, I don't know where to look for it.
No doubt a certain roughness of speech, an almost brutal frankness,
is a noticeable northern characteristic. It strikes a stranger
painfully, but is accepted and even appreciated by those accustomed to
it from childhood.
A sick man expects to be told he looks real bad, and preserves an
unmoved tranquillity on hearing how small a likelihood there is of his
ever looking up again, and what a deal of trouble he gives. The visitor
unused to our ways shrinks from hearing these subjects discussed in the
presence of the patient, but he himself listens philosophically, and,
it would occasionally appear, with an odd pleasure in his own
"Eh, I sometimes think it 'ud be a mercy if th' Lord 'ud tak' him,"
says the middle-aged daughter of a paralysed labourer, eyeing him
dispassionately. "Doctor says he'll never be no better, an' I'm sure
he's a misery to hissel', as well's every one else. Aren't ye,
"Ah," grunts feyther. "I'd be fain to go. I would--I'd be fain."
"What wi's restin' so bad o' neets, an' th' gettin' up an' down to
him, an' feedin' him, an' shiftin' him--he's that 'eavy I cannot stir
him mysel'--I 'ave to wait till th' lads comes back fro' work--eh, it's
weary work! I'm very nigh killed wi't."
"Well, but if he gets better, you know," suggests the visitor,
"you'll be glad to have nursed him so well."
"Eh, he'll noan get better now; doctor says he hasn't a chance."
The patient, who has been listening with close attention, and not a
little satisfaction, to his daughter's report, now rolls his eyes
towards his interlocutor.
"Nay, nay, I'll noan get better," he observes somewhat resentfully.
"Tisn't to be expected. I'm gettin' on for seventy-eight, an' this
here's my second stroke."
"Ah, his constitution's worn out," adds the woman; "that was what
doctor said. ''Tisn't to be expected as he could recover,' says he;
'his constitution's worn out.'"
The rugged old face on the pillow is indeed lined and wrinkled; the
one big hand lying outside the coverlet is gnarled and knotted, like
the branch of an ancient tree; the form outlined by the bedclothes is
of massive proportions. A fine wreck of a man this useless cumberer of
"I shouldn't be worth my mate if I did get better," he says,
reflectively, and without the faintest trace of bitterness. "Nought but
lumber--in every one's road. Nay, I'd a deal sooner shift a'together.
I've allus worked 'ard--it 'ud not coom nat'ral to be idle. I'm ready
to go, if it's the A'mighty's will."
"Eh, He'll be like to tak' ye soon, feyther. He will--He'll tak' ye
afore aught's long," says the daughter. "Raly," she adds, as she pilots
her visitor downstairs after this consolatory remark, "it's a'most to
be 'oped as He will."
Yet when He does, and poor feyther is carried away to his long home
by his sons and cronies, there is genuine distress in the little
household. When the daughter has got her "blacks," and drawn the club
money, and the excitement of the funeral is over, she has leisure to
miss the quiet presence, the familiar voice. She starts up at night
many a time fancying she hears it, and weeps as she falls back on her
pillow again. She polishes "feyther's cheer" reverently, and treasures
his pipe, and sobs as she cuts up his clothes for suits for her little
lads, and takes in his great-coat to make it fit her gaffer.
"It was a blessed release," she says, wiping her eyes, "an' we had a
nice funeral, but it's lonely wi'out him."
"A nice funeral" is the most important of all desiderata, and many
are the privations which the living cheerfully endure, that the dead
may be interred with due respect and decorum. The most improvident of
these people look forward to and prepare for the contingency,
inevitable indeed, and yet deemed by other folk unutterably remote.
"Ah! it's bin a struggle to keep 'em," said a poor woman once,
speaking of her little flock of ten healthy hearty children. "I've noan
bin able to put by much, but theer's wan thing, I've got 'em all in a
Now and then when the death has been preceded by a long illness, and
the family exchequer has sunk low, the neighbours come to the rescue,
and with characteristic straightforwardness and goodnature avert
impending disgrace. One such case occurred here recently. The father of
the family had been hovering for months between life and death, and
when he "drew away" at last, wife and children were left absolutely
without means. Nevertheless the funeral was beautiful, it was
universally agreed. The wheelwright made a coffin free of charge, one
of the farmers sent the necessary refection; each household in the
village did something, one supplying a whole dress, one merely a
hatband. When the time came for the procession to start, every child
had its decent blacks, and though the question of how to live to-morrow
was still unanswered, the poor widow, wiping her eyes behind her
flowing veil, felt soothed and in a manner elated. No one could say but
what her master had a gradely buryin'. She could not repress a certain
honest pride, and, oddly enough, though the neighbours were quite aware
that without their assistance this desirable appearance would never
have been presented, they were none the less impressed, and felt that
Mrs. ----deserved great credit.
If sentiment be not common among us, there is no dearth of
"feelin'," though it is sometimes exhibited in unusual and rather
startling fashion. The doctor, for instance, was somewhat taken aback
one day by the reply of a poor man with whom he had been condoling over
the death of an only son.
"I tell ye," sobbed the inconsolable parent, "if it hadn't bin for
what neighbours 'ud say, I'd ha' had th' little divil stuffed."
There is no rule without its exception, and, though our people are
for the most part affectionate and tender-hearted in their own rugged
way, I am bound to own there are some Stoics in our midst.
One old woman, in particular, whom I have known to be afflicted in a
variety of ways, has never betrayed the least sign of emotion; whether
she is incapable of it, or whether she heroically conceals it, I have
been unable to discover.
She lost two sons in rapid succession after a few hours' illness.
"What did they die of?" asked some one sympathetically.
As a rule such a remark would have led to a flood of tearful and
affectionate reminiscences, but this old lady was laconic.
"One deed of a Tuesday, and one of a Thursday," she replied.
The third son a short time afterwards, returning home from market
slightly hazy in his ideas, was run over by an express train as he
endeavoured to cross the line.
Next morning the body was found, horribly mutilated, and a porter
was despatched to break the tidings to the bereaved mother. The man,
overcome with the horror of the event, and full of compassion for the
white-haired woman--who stood stolidly awaiting his message, evidently
unsuspicious of its tenor--could scarcely find words with which to tell
"There's bin an accident," he faltered, "we'n foun' a mon o' th'
rails--dead--cut t' pieces by a train."
Old Lizzie stared at him in silence; then a light seemed to break in
"Ah," she said. "Happen it's our Bill!"
And with that she turned on her heel and went upstairs to select a
winding-sheet for him.
Some of our folks like to talk about their troubles. Over and over
again they tell you, almost in the same words, exactly how it all came
about. A poor woman pleats her apron and gazes at you with pathetic
eyes, which she stops to wipe occasionally. The story has grown
familiar to both relater and listener, and sometimes you are regaled
not only with the tale itself, but with the repetition of your own
"I mind ye said so and so," she says, "an' it's often seemed to
Clearly there is nothing for it but immediately to say it again, and
you are rewarded by seeing the face brighten perceptibly, much as a
child's brightens as it hears a well--known point in a familiar tale.
These simple people are very like children.
But sometimes the pain is too great to be dilated on, and then a
chance phrase or word, infinitely pathetic, betrays the depth of
sorrow; sometimes there is silence more pathetic still.
Looking into a cottage, one day, where the week before a little
child had been carried to the churchyard, I found the mother hard at
"I will not come in," I said. "You are busy."
"Nay, ma'am, coom your ways in an' sit ye down. There's no hurry.
I'm nobbut puttin' away our Teddy's little clothes."
Not another word did she say in allusion to her sorrow, and no tears
fell on the little worn garments. Poor little garments, so pathetically
bringing to mind the wee lost personality! Darned socks which had
covered active little feet; tiny short "knickers" patched at the knees;
shabby coat--moulded, it would seem, into the very shape of the chubby
figure--the mother ironed and polished them, and laid them in a tidy
heap. As she worked she tried to talk of other things, but her face
told its own tale, and I went away with an aching heart.
The men carry their troubles afield; manual labour dulls, if it does
not altogether exorcise, them; some have other less creditable means of
seeking oblivion. But the poor women, shut in in their little houses,
with their anxieties and sorrow staring them in the face--God help
them! So narrow are their lives, so few their experiences, that their
thoughts must run perpetually in the same groove; everything which
surrounds them, their "sticks" of furniture, their little household
gods, are reminders of lost joys and present grief.
"Eh, I can scarce 'bide to see my mother's cheer," said a poor
crippled girl to me. "Her 'an me was allus sat one aside o' t'other,
an' now hoo's gone. Eh, I know I shouldn't complain, an' hoo's in a
better place; but hoo's gone, ye see, an' I'm awful lonely. I keep
settin' here all day, an' thinkin' of her, and fancyin' I hear her
moanin'. Eh dear, yes, it's a shame for me, an' I know I ought to be
glad hoo isn't sufferin' no longer. Eh, at th' last, ye know, Mrs.
Francis, it were summat awful what hoo suffered. Oh yes, I know.
But, ye see, when I'm sat here all day by mysel', an' when I see th'
empty cheer, an' o' neets when I dream hoo's layin' aside o' me, an'
then wakken up an' stretch out my arms--eh, dear o' me!"
Some of the neighbours thought this poor girl's grief excessive.
Nancy indeed, who buried her own exceedingly ancient parent
comparatively recently, bade her remember that she was not the only one
who knew what it is to lose a mother. It is not, as a rule, considered
quite decent to speak in other than cheerful tones of a bereavement
which has occurred more than a year ago,--unless, of course, you are
taking a general survey of your troubles, in which case it is allowable
to include it as a proof the more that you have "supped sorrow." But
Mary set etiquette at defiance. Out of the fulness of her heart her
mouth spake. To all corners she must needs tell her loneliness and her
One day, however, she received me with a bright face and a certain
air of mysterious joy.
"Mrs. Francis, I scarce know how to tell ye, but it seems as if th'
Lord Hissel sent me a bit o' comfort. Ye see, nobry had no feelin' for
me here in village; they all towd me to resign mysel', an' that, an' it
were wicked o' me to be ill-satisfied wi' th' A'mighty's will. But, ye
see, I wouldn't seem able to give ower frettin'--I raly couldn't. Well
but, last neet--I haven't towd nobry, because I didn't want to have 'em
laughin', ye know, and, o' course, I dunnot set mich store by dreams;
but still, it seemed to comfort me."
She looked at me appealingly, and, being assured of my sympathy,
"Well, last neet I were very lonesome when I geet into bed, an' I
began o' thinkin' o' my mother, an' wonderin' where hoo was. An' 'Eh,
mother,' I says out loud, 'wheer are ye, an' are ye thinkin' o'
me, an' are ye in heaven?' An' I geet agate o' cryin' an' axin' mysel
wheer was heaven, an' was hoo raly theer. Well, at last I dozed off,
an' I had a dream. I thought I saw my mother, in her cap an' apron, an'
wi' her sleeves rolled up--just same as hoo used to look when hoo was
busy about th' house. An' I thought hoo coom along, lookin' fro' one
side to t'other, as if hoo were seechin' soombry; an' I said, 'Here I
am, mother.' An' hoo stood a moment, an' smiled. An' then"--sinking her
voice and speaking hurriedly and excitedly--"I looked up at sky (we was
out o' doors i' my dream), an' then I saw it all full o' light, and
rays coomin', goldy rays, same as--same as ye see sometimes on a
Christmas card; an' they coom down, an' gathered all about my mother,
an' lapped her round. An' then I see her goin' up, up--reet into th'
leet; an' then I wakkened. Eh, Mrs. Francis, dunnot ye think--dunnot ye
raly think--as th' Lord sent me that dream to comfort me? Eh, I feel
sure hoo's in heaven now, an' hoo's thinkin' o' me. I cannot tell ye
how 'appy it mak's me."
"Eye hath not seen," says St. Paul, "ear hath not heard." Very
different was poor Mary's vision. Think of it: the little old woman in
her working dress, with the sleeves rolled up on her skinny arms--the
"goldy rays, same as ye see on Christmas cards." But, nevertheless,
even in her attic room she has had a glimpse of Paradise.
THE ROMANCE OF BROTHER JOHN
Mrs. Cross was gardening; it was an occupation in which she took
great pleasure, not merely on account of her affection for the little
plot of ground which she miraculously contrived to render bright at all
seasons, but because it afforded her ample opportunities for
supervising her neighbours' affairs. While she watered her stocks, or
tied up her carnations, she was enabled to throw an occasional keen
glance in at the open doorway on either side of her; she knew precisely
what Mrs. Barnes had for dinner, and how large was Mrs. Frizzel's wash.
Squatting back on her heels in the intervals of her labours, and
negligently scratching her elbows or retwisting her untidy coil of
hair, she would even hearken discreetly to such scraps of conversation
as enlivened meal or toil. She knew all about Mrs. Frizzel's last
letter from her daughter Susan, and could give the precise details of
young Barnes' encounter with the stalwart yeoman who had supplanted him
in the affections of his sweetheart. She would also hail from over the
hedge the driver of any passing tradesman's cart, and was thus enabled
to possess herself of the latest news from "town" a mile away. By
craning her neck a little to the right she could catch a glimpse of the
walls and roofs of this centre of activity, and by extending it in the
other direction she had a peep of the high road, where sometimes as
many as a dozen vehicles passed of an afternoon.
Her eyes were strained towards this favourite point of view on one
particularly sultry August evening; her own hedge, even, was sprinkled
with dust, while the double row which guarded the glaring stretch
yonder was absolutely white.
Mrs. Cross's little garden was, however, a pleasant spot, even on
this glowing, breathless afternoon. She had been watering her borders,
and a delicious smell of damp earth mingled with the fragrance of the
old-fashioned flowers beneath the mellow old walls of her cottage. A
fine array of sweet-williams and larkspurs and hollyhocks stood in a
row before them; jessamine and honeysuckle clung to the old brick and
festooned themselves over the rickety porch. Between the green tendrils
one got a glimpse of the picture within--the dresser with its wealth of
shining crockery, the log-fire leaping merrily on the hearth, a little
brown teapot winking in the glow, the table spread with a clean white
cloth and set out for two. It made a pretty picture, yet, as has been
said, Mrs. Cross perpetually turned her eyes towards the patch of high
road which climbed painfully up between the dusty hedges. At last she
was constrained to rise from her knees and take her stand by her little
gate, where, with knitted brows and pursed-up lips, she remained on the
watch, until at last her patience was rewarded by the sight of a
woman's figure, clad in deep black, suddenly rounding the corner. She
immediately smoothed her brow and composed her features to a becoming
melancholy. Mrs. Cross was ever as ready to sympathise with her
neighbours' misfortunes to their faces as she was to declare behind
their backs that they were well-deserved. To-day, however, her
countenance wore an expression of tempered woe, and her voice was only
moderately dolorous, for the trouble which she was about to lament was
a vicarious one.
"I've a-been on the look-out for you ever since tea-time, Mrs.
Domeny, my dear. Thinks I constant, 'I wonder how Mrs. Domeny be
a-gettin' on, and I wonder how the poor widow-man be a-bearin' up.'
Come in an' sit ye down, do; ye must be mortal hot and tired, walkin'
so far in your deep."
Mrs. Domeny, a chubby, buxom little woman, who found it hard to
eliminate from her rosy face all trace of a cheerfulness which, however
habitual, would have been unbecoming on the occasion of a
sister-in-law's funeral, checked the smile with which she had been
about to respond to her friend's invitation, and heaved a sigh instead.
"Well, jist for a minute, Mrs. Cross. There, to tell 'ee the truth,
I'm fair wore out, what with a body's feelin's and a-walkin' so far i'
the sun, and the dust a-gettin' down one's throat wi' every sob, so to
speak. 'Ees, my dear, I'm terrible dry, an' I would like a cup o' tea,
jist about! They hadn't nothin' but ham," she added, "yonder at Brother
John's. 'Twas a bit salt. I always told poor Sarah as I did think she
salted her hams too much; but, there! she be gone, poor soul, and it
wouldn't become me to speak ill of her ham now."
"Ah, my dear," groaned Mrs. Cross, pouring out a cupful of the
inky-looking fluid that had been stewing on the hob for the last hour
and a-half. "Ah, my dear, all flesh is grass, as we do know. She was a
dried-up-looking poor body, your sister-in-law; I al'ays did say so, ye
mid remember. An' how did ye leave poor John?"
"He was in floods," responded Mrs. Domeny, her eyes filling with
sympathetic tears. "In floods, I do assure 'ee. I did feel for en, I
can tell 'ee. 'Twas through me as they did first get to know each
other. 'Twas a very romantic marriage theirs was, Mrs. Cross; a real
romance me an' Robert al'ays did call it."
"Ah!" commented her neighbour, half sympathetically, half
interrogatively. She kicked the logs together with her flat shoe, drew
a chair close to her visitor's, filled her own cup, and sat down with
an expectant expression.
"'Ees, my dear, quite a romance, as you'll say when I've a-told 'ee.
When my sister Susannah was laid up wi' her ninth, which was a twin, my
dear, an' her husband out of work, and the other eight scarce able to
do a hand's turn for themselves, she wrote to me an' axed me to come
an' look after things a bit till she got about again. Well, I couldn't
say no, ye can understand, so Robert got Janie Domeny, brother Tom's
oldest girl, to come of a marnin' to see to en, an' I did go to poor
Susannah. Well, 'twas at Susannah's, if you'll believe me," said Mrs.
Domeny, with a solemnity which would have befitted the announcement of
an event of national importance, "as I first came across poor Sarah."
"Well!" ejaculated Mrs. Cross, pausing with a large bite of bread
and butter distending her cheek, and uplifting her hands. "Well, to
think of it!"
"'Ees, as I often did say," resumed Mrs. Domeny, "it did seem from
the very beginnin' as though 'twas meant to be. She was a-livin' next
door to Susannah--hadn't long come, d'ye see, and didn't know any of
the neighbours to speak on. But she an' me took to each other fro' the
beginnin'. She were a staid women then, an' not over an' above
well-lookin'--nay, I can't say as she was. But she was dressed very
fayshionable an' nice, an' she was very pleasant to speak to, an' as
for me, you know I'm of a very affectionate disposition; 'tis my natur'
to cling, d'ye see. 'Ees, as I often do say to my 'usband, I am as
clingin' as--as a worm. So, as I tell ye, we did take to each other
fro' the first. Well, when Susannah was a-gettin' about, after the
ninth day, ye know, I went home along, and Sarah did say to I, 'I'll
come and see you, Mrs. Domeny, if I mid make so bold,' she says in her
"'To be sure, Mrs. Maidment,' says I--"
"Oh, she was a widow then?" interrupted Mrs. Cross. "There now, what
notions folks do get in their heads. I al'ays made sure and certain as
your sister-in-law was a single woman afore she was your
"No, my dear," said Mrs. Domeny impressively. "She was a widow, Mrs.
Cross, that's what she was. She'd a-buried her first poor husband--an'
a very fine man he was by all accounts--nigh upon six year afore ever
she took up wi' brother John."
"Indeed!" ejaculated Mrs. Cross, in a tone which signified that the
fact redounded greatly to the credit of the late Mrs. John Domeny.
"'Ees, indeed," repeated the narrator triumphantly. "But where was
I? 'To be sure, Mrs. Maidment,' says I, 'I'll be main glad to see you
whenever ye can anyway make it convenient to come.' Well, one Sunday
she did drap in just as my husband and myself was a-sitting down to our
tea. So of course I did make her so welcome as I could, and did get out
the best cups an' heat up a bit o' toast, and we was all as comfortable
an' friendly as could be. But I noticed, Mrs. Cross, as how Mrs.
Maidment's eyes was a-fixed constant on my husband; there, I couldn't
choose but notice it, it seemed as if she had to look at him, d'ye
understand. I thought at first maybe he had a spot on his face or some
sich thing, but, no, it weren't that; and she did speak to en so
respectful, and hearken so interested-like when he did say a word,
which warn't often, ye mid be sure, for Robert bain't no talker."
"Dear to be sure, how strange," put in Mrs. Cross, again pausing in
the act of mastication, and preparing to listen to further details with
"Strange!" echoed the other. "Wait till ye hear the rest, then ye'll
think it strange. By-and-by Robert pushed away his cup, 'I think I'll
step out for a bit of a pipe, Mary,' says he to I. 'I wish ye good day,
ma'am,' says he, noddin' his head at Mrs. Maidment. The door had no
sooner shut behind en," she continued, leaning forward and speaking
slowly and with great unction, "than Sarah she looks me full in the
face, and says she, 'Mrs. Domeny,' she says, 'I do admire your husband.
I think,' she says, 'he be a beautiful man.'"
"T'ch, t'ch, t'ch," commented the listener, clicking her tongue, for
her astonishment at the sudden development was too great to find vent
in mere words.
"'I do admire your husband,'" repeated Mrs. Domeny impressively.
"That was what she said, 'he be a beautiful man.' 'Well,' said I, 'I'll
not say nay to that, Mrs. Maidment. Him an' me have been married now
goin' on fifteen year, an' all I can say about en is as if I were free
to choose again, I'd choose the same.'
"'Ah,' says she, giving a kind of sigh, this way, ye know" (here
Mrs. Domeny sighed noisily). "'Ah, I knowed he was good by the very
looks of him. I am sure,' says she, 'he must come of a very respectable
family.' So of course I did tell her as the Domenys was well known and
respected in all the country round, and was real good old Darset stock.
'There never was a Domeny yet,' says I, 'as wasn't a credit to the
country.' 'Ah,' says she, sighin' again, 'and I d' 'low, ma'am, they do
make very good husbands.'
"'Ye mid be sure they do,' says I; 'I can speak up for my own man,
and I think Mrs. Tom and Mrs. Ned can do the same for theirs.'
"'Be they all married?' axes she, very quick.
"Well, I looked at her--it did seem a particular kind of question,
so to speak, an' she took a fit of coughin'" (here Mrs. Domeny
simulated a genteel and hesitating attack of the infirmity in
question), "an' at last, says she, very earnest, 'Bain't there one of
them at all as hasn't got a wife?'
"'There is Brother John,' says I; 'his missus died two years ago,
come Michaelmas. He's a very quiet man,' says I, 'very quiet.'
"'Has he got a nice place?' says she.
"'Dear, to be sure,' says I, 'Brother John be very comfortable. He's
got a good-sized house wi' a big garden, an' he do bring up a sight o'
pigs an' chicken.'
"'That 'ud do me very well,' says Sarah. 'I've got a bank-book what
is worth lookin' at!' And then she stood up. 'I should like to meet
your brother John,' she did say; 'perhaps ye'll think it over, Mrs.
"'Oh, 'e--es, I'll do that,' said I. She did bid me good-bye then,
an' so soon as ever she was gone I called Robert in and telled en the
"I d' 'low he were pleased," put in Mrs. Cross, "about her admirin'
of en, ye know."
"Well, he be a very modest man, Robert be; he didn't take much
notice. 'Fancy that!' says he, when I did tell en."
"Fancy that!" had also been Mrs. Cross's inward comment, on first
hearing of the effect produced by Mr. Robert Domeny on the
impressionable Mrs. Maidment; for if truth be told he was anything but
an Adonis. But she wisely kept her surprise to herself, and now once
more clicked her tongue in token of appreciation.
"'Now, Robert,' says I," continued Mrs. Domeny, resuming her
narrative tone, "'how would it be if we was to write to Brother John?'
"'What 'ud ye tell en?' says he; 'he'd mayhap not quite fancy the
notion o' takin' up wi' a woman he did never set eyes on.' 'You just
leave it to I,' says I; 'I bain't a-goin' to say nothin' at all about
wedlock. I'll jist ax en to come to tea next Sunday, and I'll tell en
as a very nice body what we've lately got acquainted wi' be a' a-comin'
to tea, too; an' I'll jist set down, careless-like, as she have got a
bank-book what is worth seein'. Jist no more nor that.'
"'Ah, that 'ud maybe do very well,' says Domeny, and we did put our
heads together, and between us the letter was wrote. Brother John sent
us word by the carrier as he was a-comin', and I did send off Janie
that same day to let Mrs. Maidment know, and Janie said her face did
fair flush up wi' j'y. She kissed the maid so affectionate, an' says
she, 'You be another Domeny, my dear. You must favour your Pa, I'm
sure, for you be a very vitty maid.'
"Well, Sunday did come, an' I did have a beautiful tea ready;
muffins and a bit o' cold ham--not so salt as poor Sarah's--and a pot
o' blackberry-an'-apple jam. Brother John were the first to come. He
fair give me a start, for I didn't expect en so early; he did put his
head in at the door, an' beckon this way, so secret-like." (Here there
was the usual accompaniment of appropriate gesture.)
"'Mary,' he whispered, 'Mary, be she come?'
"'Not yet, John,' says I.
"He did squeeze hisself very cautious round the door, lookin' to
right an' left, this way" (further pantomime). "'Mary,' says he, right
in my ear, 'have 'ee seen the bank-book?'
"'Nay, John,' says I; 'nay; 'twasn't to be expected, but I did hear,
John,' says I, 'as it were worth lookin' at.'
"He did sit him down then, an' did begin to whistle to hisself, an'
to rub his knees up and down. He had his best clothes on, an' the big
tall hat as he'd a-bought for the first poor Mrs. John's funeral. He
took it off after a while, and did keep turnin' it round and round in
his hands. 'Where's Robert?' says he, all to once.
"'Cleaning up a bit i' the bedroom,' says I.
"'I think I'll go to en,' says he.
"'Not you,' says I, determined-like. 'Sit you there, that's a good
man. She'll be here in a minute.'
"But Robert come down first, an' we was gettin' a bit anxious when
Mrs. Maidment did tap at the door. She was lookin' real well an'
genteel, in a black silk dress, and wi' one o' them little black bags
as they did use to call ridicules in her hand. Poor Brother John could
scarce take his eyes off it, for he made sure, d'ye see, as she'd
a-brought the bank-book inside. Well, the tea did pass off so pleasant
as could be, and so soon as it was over I did make a sign to Robert.
"'I've summat to show 'ee' says I, an' so soon as I did get en
outside, I did sauce en for bein' so stupid.
"'How be they ever to get things settled wi' us two a-lookin' at
'em?' says I.
"We did stay outside a-kickin' of our heels for above half-an-hour,
an' then we did come in--an' there they was a-settin' one on each side
of the fire so comfortable as you could wish. Sarah looked up when I
opened the door, an' she says straight out, 'We've pretty nigh settled
things, but I shan't give my promise until I've had a look round Mr.
Domeny's place. I'd like to make sure as it 'ud suit me,' says she.
"'To be sure,' says John, who was lookin' a bit puzzled, but very
pleasant. 'To be sure. Next Thursday--now what 'ud ye say to makin' up
a party next Thursday, all on ye, an' drivin' over in the arternoon?
I'd have kettle bilin',' says he, 'an' all set out so well as a poor
lone man can do it, an' maybe one o' you ladies 'ud make tea?'"
Mrs. Cross sucked in her breath in token of intensifying enjoyment,
and turned her head yet a little more on one side.
"And so?" prompted she, as Mrs. Domeny paused.
"And so, Thursday come, an' we did get a trap off Mr. Sharpe, an' we
set off. Brother John was a-standin' on the doorstep on the look-out
for us, and he did lead Mrs. Maidment in and sit her down at the head
of the table.
"'Let's hope,' says he, 'it may be your nat'ral place afore long.'
"She jist smiled back wi'out speakin'; an' all the time we was
havin' our tea, I could see her eyes a-rovin' round the room, here an'
there an' everywhere. The teapot had a chip out of the spout, an' she
did jist pass her finger along it.
"'T'ud be easy to get a new un,' says Brother John, for he knowed
what she meant. An' then she looks down at the table-cloth--'It wants
darnin',' says she. "Tis easy seen as a woman's hands be needed here.'
"'They are, truly,' says he, lookin' at her so wistful-like.
"'Well, we'll see,' says she, noddin' at him very kind."
"An' did she really look over everything Mrs. Domeny, my dear?"
interrupted Mrs. Cross eagerly. "She must ha' been a wonderful sensible
"You'd ha' said so if you could ha' seen her. There! there wasn't so
much as a pan as she didn't look into. Behind the doors, and under the
bed; she turned over the very blankets, I do assure 'ee. Upstairs an'
down she went, an' roun' the yard, an' down the garden, an' into the
shed. Poor Brother John kep' a-trottin' after her, an' at last she come
back to the kitchen again."
[Illustration: THE ROMANCE OF BROTHER JOHN "Poor Brother John kep a
trottin' after her"]
"'Well, Mr. Domeny,' says she, 'if ye'll go to the expense of a few
buckets of whitewash, an' give a lick o' paint to the door here, I
think it 'ull do very well.' So they settled the day an' everythin'
there an' then."
"Well, to be sure!" ejaculated Mrs. Cross. "It do sound jist like a
book; an' talkin' o' that, I suppose she did show en the bank-book?"
"She never gave en so much as a sight o' it, Mrs. Cross, if you
believe me. Kep' it locked up, she did, and never let him throw his eye
over it till the day of her death. I went up to see en so soon as I
heard as all were over, an' found en cryin' fit to break his heart.
"'Come, Brother John,' says I, ''tis a sad loss, as we do all know,
but you must bear up.'
"''Tisn't only the loss o' poor Sarah,' says he, ''tis--'tis,' an'
his 'eart were that full he couldn't say no more, but jist held out the
bank-book to me. My dear, there weren't above three pound in it!"
"Dear heart alive!" ejaculated Mrs. Cross, clapping her hands
together, "I never heerd o' such a thing i' my life. Why," she added
energetically, "it 'ud scarce pay for the whitewash! An' yet he gave
her a nice funeral, ye tell me?"
"'E--es, my dear. Ye see, 'tis this way. Brother John be a very just
man, an' so soon as he did get over his first disappointment, he did
say to I, m'urnful like, but very patient--
"'Mary,' he says, 'it weren't what I did look for, an' it weren't
what I were led to expect, but takin' one thing wi' another,' says he,
'I don't regret it. Poor Sarah was a wonderful hand at managin' pigs,'
says he, 'an I never see'd her equal for bringin' up chicken. No!' he
says, 'I don't regret it.'"
"Well, he couldn't say no fairer than that," commented Mrs. Cross
admiringly. "Yes," she added, drawing a long breath, "'tis just what
you do say, Mrs. Domeny--it be a reg'lar romance."
GILES IN LUCK
Giles Maine sat in the middle of the ward, his hands crossed on his
new umbrella, while his fellow-inmates gathered together in knots and
stared at him, some curiously, some enviously, some a little
regretfully, though all were ready to wish him God-speed when the
moment of parting came.
By a strange turn of Fortune's wheel, Giles Maine, the oldest inmate
of Branston Union, who had in truth for twenty years known no other
home, now found himself, at the age of seventy-eight, a comparatively
wealthy man. A distant relative, a relative so distant indeed that
Giles had been unaware of his existence, had recently died intestate,
and Giles proved to be his next-of-kin.
It had taken him some time to grasp the situation, and to understand
that he was now free to live where he would, in a position of comfort,
not to say affluence. Everybody had taken him in hand, however; the
master had ordered a brand-new suit of clothes for him; the matron had
engaged rooms in the village, and had put him under the charge of his
future landlady, who was a motherly sort of woman, and could be trusted
to look after him; the clergyman had given him much kind advice, and
many friendly warnings; and at length the old man found himself ready
to depart. He was now, in fact, only waiting to say good-bye to the
matron before turning his back for ever on the bare room where he had
spent so many monotonous hours.
The prospect ought surely to have elated him, yet his face wore a
very blank expression as he sat awaiting the expected summons; his new
clothes felt strange and stiff, the high collar of his fine white shirt
hurt his neck, his shiny new boots pinched his feet, the knobby handle
of his massive umbrella was not so comfortable to grasp as the familiar
crook of his battered old stick.
"First turn at the end of the lane, then third house on the right,
and ax for Mrs. Tapper," he repeated to himself from time to time.
"First turn, and third house--'e-es I can mind it right enough--third
house and ax for Mrs. Tapper."
"'Tis a pity," said some one for the fortieth time that day, "'tis a
pity, Mr. Maine, as you ain't got no folks o' your own. Ah, 'tis a
pity, sure. 'Twould ha' been more cheerful like if you'd ha' been going
"'E-es," agreed Giles, also for the fortieth time, "'e-es I d' 'low
it would, but I ain't had no folk--there! I can scarce mind when I had
any. I never so much as heerd the name o' this 'ere chap what has left
me his fortun'. Never heerd his name--never so much as knowed he were
"Dear to be sure! It seems strange, don't it? And him to leave ye
his money and all. I wonder where ye'll go, Mr. Maine. P'r'aps ye'll go
"To Lunnon?" gasped Giles, his jaw dropping. "What should I go to
"Oh, I don't know--ye can go where ye like, d'ye see. I reckon I'd
go to Lunnon if I was in your shoes."
"Would 'ee?" queried Giles, interested, but still aghast. "Nay now,
ye see, I never was one for travellin'--I've never been so far as
Darchester, not once all the time I were"--he jerked his thumb over his
"Well, your lodgin' be only took on trial, so to speak, to see how
ye do like it," said another man. "Ye can change it so soon as ye
please, and move here and there just as ye fancy. A fine life--I'd give
summat to be you."
"I never was one for movin' much," said the old man, uneasily. "Nay,
movin' weren't in my line. I did use to work for the same master pretty
near all my life, till I were took bad wi' the rheumatiz. 'E-es, he
were a good master to I. I could be fain to see en again, but he's
dead, they tell me, and the family ha' shifted. There bain't nobody out
yonder as I ever had acquaintance wi' in the wold times. Nay, all 'ull
be new, and a bit strange."
"A pleasant change, I should think," a gruff man was beginning--an
unattractive person this, with a week-old beard and a frowning brow,
when an old fellow, who had been sitting disconsolately in the corner
of the room, suddenly struck in:
"I d' 'low, Giles, ye'll be like to miss we when ye're all among
strangers, I d' 'low ye will. 'E-es, ye'll be like to miss we just so
much as us'll miss you."
Giles rolled his eyes towards him with a startled expression, but
said nothing for a moment or two; then he remarked, in a somewhat
"I d' 'low I'll miss you, Jim; you and me has sat side by side this
fifteen year--'tis fifteen year, bain't it, since ye come?"
"Ah! fifteen year," agreed Jim. "I'll be the woldest inmate in th'
Union when you do leave."
"'E-es, Jim, thee 'ull be gettin' all the buns and all the baccy
now," cried one of the others, laughing. "He'll have to stand up and
say 'Good marnin'' to the gentry when they comes round, and tell his
age, and how long he've a-been here, and all. I d' 'low he'll do it
just so well as you."
Giles gazed at the speaker frowningly; he did not seem to like the
idea, but if he meditated a retort he was prevented from uttering it by
the advent of a messenger from the matron, which was the signal for his
own departure. He stood up, and went shuffling from one to the other of
his former cronies, shaking hands with them all, but without speaking.
He gripped Jim's hand the hardest, and pumped it up and down for so
long a time that the messenger grew impatient; and then he went
stumbling along the passage, and down the stone stairs to the door,
where the master and matron both stood awaiting him. He received the
money which had been placed in the master's hands for his actual needs,
and scraped his rickety old foot, and pulled his forelock, after a
forgotten fashion, as he listened to their kindly words. Then they,
too, shook hands with him, and accompanied him to the gate, looking
after the feeble old figure until it disappeared.
"I do hope Mrs. Tapper will look after him," said the matron. "He's
no more fit to take care of himself than a baby."
Giles tottered on down the hill, his eyes roaming vaguely over the
landscape, which was looking its fairest on this mellow June afternoon.
Yonder rolled the downs, all golden green in the light of the sinking
sun, nearer at hand lay the meadows, very sheets of buttercup gold;
every leaf and twig of the hedgerow was a-glitter, too--all Nature, it
seemed, had arrayed itself in splendour to correspond with the old
pauper's sudden access of wealth. Not that any such fancy crossed his
dazed mind. As he shuffled along he thought of how he had walked this
way last year, with Jim at his side, on one of their rare outings. They
had, in fact, been on their way to the parsonage, and Jim, who had been
a farm labourer in a previous state of existence, had called his
attention to the "for'ardness" of the potatoes which were growing where
the hay grew now.
Giles paused mechanically, and gazed at the billowing grass; and
then he went on a little, and stopped again at the next gap in the
hedge, where Jim had pointed out the splendid view of Branston.
"I could wish," he muttered, as he turned away, "we was goin' to tea
at the rectory now."
Farther down the road was a bench where it was the old paupers'
custom to sit awhile on their return journey, before beginning the
steep ascent of the hill; Giles sat stiffly down now, and once more
stared about him. By-and-by the town clock struck seven and he
instinctively rose to his feet, and began hurriedly to retrace his
steps, but pulled himself up of a sudden.
"Seven o'clock! It 'ud seem more nat'ral to be goin' up-along. I was
nigh forgettin' I be comed away! Mrs. Tapper 'ull think I bain't
a-comin' if I don't hurry up."
This time he made up his mind to continue his journey without
further interruptions, and very soon arrived at the end of the lane,
and even at the third house on the right, where he was duly received by
Mrs. Tapper. She was most civil, not to say respectful; called him
"Sir" and "Mr. Maine," hustled her children out of his way, installed
him in the elbow-chair in the corner, and waited upon him at tea-time
as though he had been a gentleman born.
At first Giles rather enjoyed it, but presently the feeling of
loneliness and strangeness, against which he had been struggling all
day, returned with redoubled force; and when he was finally ushered
into his clean tidy little room, and Mrs. Tapper, after calling his
attention to the various preparations she had made for his comfort,
left him to himself, he sat down on the side of the bed and groaned
[Illustration: GILES IN LUCK "Waited upon him at tea time as though
he had been a gentleman born"]
They would just be about "turnin' in" at the Union, and Jim, laying
himself down on the pallet next to his, would be making the
time-honoured joke about the absence of spring-mattresses and
feather-beds, with which he was usually wont to regale the other
inmates at this hour. As Giles turned down the spotless
lavender-scented sheets he thought longingly of the workhouse twill.
A week later Giles was permitted to visit his former friends, laden
with such a store of buns and baccy as would have ensured his welcome,
even had not most of his cronies been genuinely glad to see him.
"Dear heart alive!" cried Jim, receiving his modicum of twist with a
delighted chuckle, "these be new times, these be. Who'd ever ha'
thought o' Giles Maine walkin' in like a lard wi' presents for us all?"
But Giles was looking round with a foolish wavering sort of smile.
"It'd seem real homely in here," he remarked. "Ah! it do fur sure.
There be the papers as us'al, I see--I do miss papers awful out
"Why, to be sure," cried one of the younger men, "you can buy 'em
for yourself now. I'm blowed if I wouldn't have all the papers as comes
out if I was you."
"I did go to a shop onest," said the old man, "and I did ax, but
they didn't seem able to gi' me the right 'uns. 'I want pictur's o' the
snow and folks huntin' and that,' says I. 'Not this time o' year,' says
the young lady; 'them's in Christmas numbers.' 'That's what I've bin
used to,' says I. 'Well, we can order 'em for you,' says she, but I
couldn't mind the names. I knowed one did begin 'G--r--a--p--' so I did
ax if they had one about 'Grape--summat,' and they did give I the
Gardener--ah, that was what they did call it; but there weren't no
pictur's in it at all, only flowers and mowing machines, and
"Why, ye mean the Graphic" cried some one with a laugh; "no
wonder the maid couldn't make out what you was a-drivin' at."
But Giles did not heed him; he was gazing hungrily at the greasy
pack of cards which lay on the deal table.
"It d' seem a martal sight of time since I've had a game," he
exclaimed. "Light up, Jim; you and me 'ull jist have time for one afore
When the bell rang for this last-named meal Giles rose with the
rest, and was preparing to walk with them down the well-known stairs,
when he was astonished by receiving an invitation to tea with no less a
person than the matron herself.
He smoothed his hair with the palms of his hands, pulled up his
shirt-collar, and followed the messenger with an odd mixture of pride
and reluctance. It was no doubt highly gratifying to be thus honoured
before all his former mates, but he was conscious of a secret yearning
to sit down once more in the old place, and munch his allotted portion
of bread and cheese with a friend at either elbow.
The matron received him cordially.
"Come in, Mr. Maine, and sit down; I am glad to have an opportunity
of chatting with you. It would never do for you to have tea with the
others now, you know."
"No, to be sure," agreed Giles blankly.
"Well, and how are you, Mr. Maine? Most comfortable and happy, Mrs.
Tapper tells me."
"'E-es, mum," returned Giles mournfully.
"Sugar and milk, Mr. Maine?"
"Thankee, mum, I likes it best pure naked. I'd be thankful to 'ee,
mum, if ye wouldn't call me Mr. Maine; it don't seem naitral like."
"Perhaps not," agreed the matron, with a kindly laugh. "Well,
Giles--I'll say Giles, then--Giles, do you know that you are quite a
remarkable person? They have been writing about you in the papers. 'A
lucky pauper,' they call you."
"Have they now, mum?" returned Maine, staring at her over the rim of
"Yes, indeed, and people have been writing to me to know the
particulars. 'Tis not often, you see, such a stroke of good fortune
befalls an inmate of the Union."
"I s'pose not," he agreed, between two gulps of tea.
The matron continued to speak in this congratulatory vein while the
old man ate and drank; but though he occasionally muttered a word or
two which would seem to endorse her statements, his countenance was far
from wearing the joyful self-satisfied expression which she had
All at once he pushed away plate and cup.
"Mum," he said, "if I mid make so bold I'd like to say summat. I've
been a-thinkin'--couldn't I come back here?"
"Here!" echoed she in astonishment. "Here! to the workhouse?"
"Why, are you not happy at Mrs. Tapper's?"
"'E--es, oh, 'e--es, I haven't got no fault to find wi' she nor
naught; but I--I'd like the Union best."
"Well, but you see, my dear Giles, the Union is meant for people who
cannot live anywhere else. You have got plenty of money now, and--"
"I'd be willin' to pay," said Giles.
"Good gracious!" exclaimed the matron.
The old man looked at her stolidly, but made no further remark.
"I'm sure I don't know what to say," she went on, after a pause. "I
don't suppose such a thing has ever been heard of--I'm sure the
guardians would never allow it."
"I'd pay handsome," said Giles. "You ax 'em, mum."
"Well, I will if you like; but don't you think you are very foolish?
There you are, a man of property, who can hold up your head with the
best, and pay your way, and you want to come back here among a lot of
"I've a-been twenty year here," observed Giles, making the statement
in a dispassionate tone. "I know 'em all here, and I'm used to the
ways. I couldn't never get used to no other ways, and no other folks.
I'd sooner bide, mum, if ye'd ax 'em to let me. I'd not give no
trouble--no more n' I ever did, an' I'd pay for my keep."
"Well, well," said the matron, staring at him in puzzled amazement.
"Can I go up to 'em again for a bit?" queried the old man. "Me and
Jim was in the middle of a game."
"Oh, yes, you can go up to them."
He rose, scraped his leg and pulled his forelock as usual, and
backed out of the room, leaving his fine new hat on the ground beside
Coming upon it presently, the matron decided to return it herself to
the owner; perhaps she was a little curious to see how he comported
himself among his mates.
She opened the door of the old men's ward so quietly that no one
noticed her entrance; the room was full of tobacco smoke, and the
inmates were sitting or standing about as usual. Giles sat in his old
corner, with Jim opposite to him; both had removed their coats, and the
grizzled heads were bent together over the battered cards.
"You be in luck, Jim," Giles exclaimed as the matron closed the
door. "You've turned up a Jack!"
"THE WOLD LOVE AND THE NOO"
"Have ye heard the noos?" said Betty Tuffin, thrusting in her head
at old Mrs. Haskell's open door.
"Lard, no, my dear," returned her crony, hastily dropping the
crooked iron bar with which she had been drawing together the logs upon
her hearthstone. "There, I never do seem to hear anything nowadays, my
wold man bein' so ter'ble punished wi' the lumbaguey and not able to do
a hand's turn for hisself. Why, I do assure 'ee I do scarce ever set
foot out o' door wi'out it's to pick up a bit o' scroff, or a few
logs--an' poor ones they be when I've a-got 'em. I can hardly see my
own hand for the smoke. Step in, do, Betty love, an' tell I all what's
to be told."
Betty had stepped in long before Mrs. Haskell had concluded her
harangue, and had, by this time, taken possession of a comfortable
corner of the screened settle, deposited her basket by her side, folded
her arms, and assumed that air of virtuous indignation which denoted
that she was about to relate the shortcomings of some third party.
"Dear, to be sure! Souls alive! Lard ha' mercy me, ye could ha'
knocked I down wi' a feather when Keeper told I--"
"A-h-h-h, them bwoys o' Chaffey's has been poachin' again I d'
'low," interrupted Mrs. Haskell eagerly. "Never did see sich chaps as
they be. A body 'ud think they'd know better nor to act so
unrespectable-like. Why, as my wold man do say sometimes, 'ye mid as
well put your hand in Squire's pocket as go a-layin' snares for his
hares an' rabbits--'tis thievin' whichever way ye do look at it,' he do
"Well, I don't agree wi' he," responded Betty with some heat. She
had sons of her own who were occasionally given to strolling abroad on
moonlight nights, and usually returned with bulging pockets. "I don't
agree at all. The Lard made they little wild things for the poor so
well as for the rich--same as the water what runs through Squire's park
an' down along by the back o' my place. Who's to tell who they belongs
to. A hare 'ull lep up on one side o' the hedge, an' then it'll be
Squire's, an' it'll run across t'other side, an' then it's Maister's,
an' then it'll come an' squat down in my cabbage garden--then I d' 'low
'tis mine if I can catch it."
Mrs. Haskell, who was too anxious to gossip to dally by the way in a
disquisition on the Game Laws, assented to her friend's argument with
somewhat disappointing promptness, and returned to the original subject
"I be real curious to hear that there bit o' noos."
"You'll be surprised I d' 'low," said Mrs. Tuffin. "Ye mind Abel
Guppy what went off to the war out there abroad wi' the Yeomanry? Well,
they d' say he be killed."
"Dear, now, ye don't tell I so," said the other in a dispassionate,
and if truth be told, somewhat disappointed tone. A death, though
always exciting, was not after all so very uncommon, and when a man
"'listed for a soldier," most of the older village folk looked upon his
destruction as a foregone conclusion. "Killed, poor young chap! His
aunt Susan 'ull be terrible opset."
"I d' 'low she will be opset," said Betty meaningly, "and it bain't
only along of him bein' killed, poor feller, but you'd never think,
Mrs. Haskell, how things have a-turned out. Ye mind that maid up to
Bartlett's what he was a-courtin'?"
"'E-es, to be sure I do. A great big bouncin' wench as ever I did
see, wi' her red head an' all."
"Well, it seems afore poor Abel went out he wrote a paper an' give
it to this 'ere maid, a-leavin' her everything as the poor chap had in
"Mercy on me! But she be a-walkin' out wi' somebody else they tell
me; she've a-took up wi' the noo love afore she did leave off wi' the
"She have," agreed the visitor emphatically. "That be the very thing
Susan 'ull find so cruel 'ard. She did say to I to-week afore she
knowed her nevvy were killed, 'If any harm comes to en,' says she, 'it
do fair break my heart to think as that good-for-nothing Jenny Pitcher
'ull have her pick of everything in this place. It bain't the same as
if she'd truly m'urned for en, but she've a-taken up wi' a new young
man,' says she, 'what walks out wi' her reg'lar.'--'My dear,' says I,
'if anything should happen to your nevvy, which the Lard forbid, she'll
never have the face to come to ax for his bits o' things, seein' as she
haven't been faithful to en.' 'She will though,' says Susan, an' 'tis
the talk o' the place that she will.'"
Mrs. Haskell clapped her hands together. "Well, well! But what a
sammy the chap was. He did ought to ha' made sure afore makin' sich a
will. It be a will, I suppose, my dear?"
"It be a will sure enough," said Mrs. Tuffin gloomily. "There, Susan
did tell I as that there artful hussy made sure he got it signed an'
all reg'lar. There's a few pounds too in the savings bank--I don't know
if she'd be able to get 'em out or not."
"Well, I never heerd such a tale. That maid must be a reg'lar
Jezebel, Betty, that's what she must be. That hard-hearted,
unfeelin'--Lard ha' mercy me! Well, well, well!"
Betty took up her basket again, and was proceeding leisurely towards
the door, shaking her head and uttering condemnatory groans the while,
when she suddenly gripped her friend by the arm with an eager
"There she be!--there's the very maid a-walkin' by so bold as brass
with her young man along of her!"
"I shouldn't wonder," said Mrs. Haskell in sepulchral tones, "I
shouldn't wonder but what she be a-goin' up to Susan's to pick out poor
"Dear, do you raly think so?" gasped Betty, almost dropping her
basket in her horror. "Why the noos of him bein' killed only come this
"I d' 'low she be a-goin' there," repeated Mrs. Haskell
emphatically. "If I was you, Betty, I'd follow 'em, careless-like, an'
jist find out. It do really seem like a dooty for to find out. I'd go
along of you only my wold man 'ull be a-hollerin' out for his tea."
A muffled voice was indeed heard at that very moment proceeding from
the bedroom, accompanied by an imperative knocking on the wall.
"There he be," said Mrs. Haskell, not without a certain pride. "He
do know the time so reg'lar as church clock. He'll go on a-shoutin' and
a-hammerin' at wall wi' his wold boot till I do come. I do tell en he
wears out a deal more shoe-leather that way nor if he were on his
She turned to go upstairs, and Betty crossing the threshold stood a
moment irresolute. Her basket, full of purchases recently made at the
shop a mile away, was heavy enough, and her feet were weary; but
Jenny's tantalising red head gleamed like a beacon twenty yards away
from her, and curiosity silenced the pleadings of fatigue. Hitching up
her basket she proceeded in the wake of the young couple, who were
walking slowly enough, the girl's bright head a little bent, the man
slouching along by her side in apparent silence. All at once the
observer saw Jenny's hand go to her pocket, and draw thence a
handkerchief which she pressed to her eyes.
"She be a-cryin'" commented Betty, not without a certain
satisfaction. "They've a-had a bit of a miff, I d' 'low; well, if the
young man have a-got the feelin's of a man he'd be like to object to
this 'ere notion of hers--Nay, now, he do seem to be a-comfortin' of
her. There! Well!"
They had left the village behind, and Betty's solitary figure was
probably unnoticed by the lovers. In any case it proved no hindrance to
the very affectionate demonstrations which now took place. Presently
Jenny straightened her hat, restored her handkerchief to her pocket,
and walked on, "arm-in-crook" with her admirer.
"They be a-goin' to Susan's, sure enough. Well, to be sure! Of all
the hard-hearted brazen-faced--!" words failed her, and she quickened
her pace as the couple disappeared round the angle of the lane. A few
minutes' brisk walking brought the pair, with Betty at their heels, to
a solitary cottage standing a little back from the lane in the shelter
of a high furze-grown bank. As the young man tapped at the door Jenny
turned and descried Betty's figure by the garden-gate.
"Is it you, Mrs. Tuffin?" she inquired. "I can scarce see who 'tis
wi' the sun shinin' in my eyes. Be you a-goin' in?"
"It's me," responded Betty tartly, in reply to the first question,
while she dismissed the second with an equally curt "I be."
The door opened and the figure of a stout elderly woman stood
outlined against the glow of firelight within. She peered out, shading
her eyes from the level rays of the sinking sun, and starting back at
sight of Jenny.
"'Tis you, be it? Well, I didn't think you'd have the face to come,
"I did just look in to say a word o' consolation, Miss Vacher," said
the girl, drawing herself up. "I be very grieved myself about this
melancholy noos. I've a-been cryin' terrible, I have, an' says I, 'Me
an' poor Abel's dear aunt 'ull mingle our tears.'"
"Mingle fiddlesticks!" said Susan. "What be that there young spark
o' yours a-doin' here? Be he come to drop a tear too?"
"He be come along to take care of I," said the girl demurely. "'Tis
Mr. Sam Keynes. He didn't think it right for I to walk so far by
myself. Did ye, Sam?"
"Well, now ye can walk back wi' her," said Susan, addressing that
gentleman before he had time to answer. "I don't want no tears
a-mingled here. Who be that by the gate?"
"'Tis me, Betty Tuffin," returned the owner of that name. "I didn't
come wi' these 'ere young folks--don't think it, my dear. I come to see
if this 'ere noos be true an' to tell you how sorry I be."
"I'd 'low the noos bain't true, but come in all the same, Betty. I
be al'ays glad to see you. You'd best be marchin', Jenny
Pitcher, you and your new sweetheart, else it'll be dark afore you get
Jenny looked at her admirer, who nodded encouragingly and nudged her
with his elbow.
"I think as we've a-come so far," she remarked, "I must ax leave to
step in for a bit, Miss Vacher. 'Tis a little matter o' business, and
business is a thing what ought to be attended to immediate."
Miss Vacher threw open the door with such violence that the handle
banged against the wall, and stepped back with sarcastic politeness.
"Oh, come in, do. Come, and poke and pry, and see what ye can pick
Sarcasm had turned to fury by the time the end of the sentence was
reached, and, as Jenny, overcome by conflicting emotions, was about to
sink into the nearest chair, she darted forward and snatched it away.
"That's mine anyhow," she cried emphatically. "You shan't touch
Jenny almost fell against the table, and gasped for a moment or two,
partly from breathlessness, partly, as presently appeared, from grief.
"Oh, poor Abel!" she groaned, as soon as she could speak. "The poor
dear fellow. Oh, oh dear!"
"I wouldn't take on so if I was you," said Betty sarcastically,
while even Mr. Keynes surveyed his intended with a lowering brow, and
gruffly advised her to give over.
"'Tis a pity to upset yourself so much," said Miss Vacher, with a
shrill laugh. "I don't believe he be dead. Somebody 'ud ha' wrote if he
was. The papers--you can't credit what they say in them papers."
"Oh, he's dead, sure enough," cried Jenny, suddenly recovering
herself. "I know he's dead--I know'd he'd die afore he went out. There,
I had a kind o' porsentiment he'd be killed, and so had he, poor
fellow. That's why he settled everything so thoughtful and kind. Oh
dear, oh dear! It fair breaks my heart to think on't. Poor Abel! he was
too good for this world--that's what he was. We'll never, never see his
"Dear, to be sure, think o' that now!" cackled Betty. "I hope ye
like that, Mr. Keynes."
Mr. Keynes evidently did not like it at all, if one might judge from
his expression, but Jenny now turned towards him in artless appeal.
"You do know very well, Sam, don't you, as poor Abel was my first
love? I've often told 'ee so, haven't I? You must remember, Sam, I did
say often and often, as 'whatever happens you can only be my second.
Don't ever think,' says I, 'as you can ever be to me what he was.'"
At this point Sam's feelings were too many for him; he made a stride
towards his charmer, and imperatively announced that he'd be dalled if
he'd stand any more o' that. "Cut it shart, Jenny, cut it shart, or I'm
"There, I did ought to think more o' your feelin's," said Jenny,
drying her eyes with surprising promptitude. "I beg your pardon--I were
that undone, ye see, wi' lookin' round at all my poor Abel's things,
what's to be mine now. They do all seem to speak so plain to I--the
"The clock!" exclaimed Susan, with an indignant start, "why that
there clock have hung over chimney-piece for nigh upon farty year! That
clock didn't belong to Abel!"
"That clock," said Jenny with mild firmness, "did belong to my poor
Abel's father, and 'twas his by rights; he've a-left it to me wi' the
rest of his things, and I shall value it for his sake. When I do hear
it tickin' it will seem to say to I, Think o'--me; think o'--me
"Jenny, drop it," cried Mr. Keynes with a muffled roar of protest;
"I tell 'ee 'tis more nor flesh and blood can bear. If you be a-goin'
to think constant o' he you'd better ha' done wi' I."
"Sam, dear Sam," said Jenny in melting tones, "you be all as I've
a-got left now; don't you desert me."
"Well, don't you go a-carryin' on that way," said Sam, still
unmollified and eyeing her threateningly.
"You don't lay a finger on the clock," said Susan Vacher with
spirit. "Who told you that clock was Abel's? It's a-been there ever
since my mother's time, and I've a-wound it up myself every Saturday
"That clock belonged to Abel," repeated Jenny emphatically, "and
he've a-left it to me in his will."
She drew a piece of paper from her pocket, opened it slowly, and
proceeded to read its contents aloud, with great dignity.
"'In case o' my death, I, Abel Guppy, bein' firm in mind and
"What does he mean by that?" interrupted Betty. "Lawyer Wiggins did
make my father's will an' 'tweren't wrote that way. What's 'firm in
mind and body'?"
"This 'ere was copied from a pattern will what was bought for
sixpence up to Mr. Marsh's in town," said Jenny loftily. "It do begin,
'I, M.N., bein' o' sound mind though infirm in body'--Abel, d'ye
see, weren't infirm in body; he were as well as ever he were in his
life, poor chap, when he did set out."
"Well, let's hear," said Susan with a martyrised air.
"'I, Abel Guppy,'" resumed Jenny, "'bein' firm in mind and body, do
hereby state as I wish for to leave my sweetheart, Jenny Pitcher, if I
do die in this 'ere war, all what I've a-got in this world. The money
in the Savings Bank--'" Betty groaned and threw up her eyes to heaven;
Susan involuntarily clenched her fist; Sam's brow cleared.
"'The money in the Savings Bank,'" repeated Jenny unctuously, "'and
any bits o' furniture what belongs to I, more partic'lar the clock over
the chimney-piece, the two chaney dogs, and the warmin'-pan--'"
"Well, I never!" interrupted Susan; "them two chaney dogs my mother
bought herself off a pedlar that come to the door. I mind it so well as
if it were yesterday."
"Very like she did," returned Jenny sharply. "And when she died
hadn't Abel's father, what was her eldest son, the best right to 'em?
And when he went to his long home they was Abel's, and now they'm
mine--and the warmin'-pan too," she added defiantly.
"Well, of all the oudacious--" Susan was beginning, when Jenny cut
her short, continuing to read in a high clear voice--
"'And half-a-dozen silver spoons, also the hearth-rug what was made
out o' my old clothes--'"
"I'm--I'm blowed if you shall get the hearthrug," cried Susan
explosively. "That's mine whatever the rest mid be. Them clothes was
only fit to put on a scarecrow, an' I cut 'em up, and picked out the
best bits, and split up a wold sack and sewed on every mortial rag
myself; and I made a border out of a wold red skirt o' mine."
"And a handsome thing it is too, my dear," said Betty admiringly.
"They was Abel's clothes, though," said Jenny; "ye can't get out o'
that, Miss Vacher."
"No, but there's one thing you can't get out of, Miss Jenny,
so clever as ye think yerself," cried the outraged possessor of the
hearthrug. "You be a-comed here on false pertences. Even if my nevvy
be dead you han't a-got no right to these 'ere things now. He wrote
it plain, 'I leave 'em all to my sweetheart if I'm killed.'
Well, you wasn't his sweetheart when he was killed--you was a-walkin'
out wi' this 'ere chap."
"Abel Guppy did mean I to have they things," said Jenny. "I was his
sweetheart at the time he wrote it, and if I left off bein' his
sweetheart 'twas because I felt he was too good to live. I knowed he
wouldn't come back--as I tell you I had a porsentiment. I were forced
to take up wi' Sam because I knowed Abel 'ud never make any livin' maid
"That's the third time!" cried Sam, ramming on his hat, and making
for the door. "I've had about enough o' this. I'll look out for another
maid as hasn't got a sweetheart i' th' New House--you be altogether a
cut above the likes of I."
Susan obligingly opened the door for him, and in a moment he was
gone, leaving Jenny staring blankly after him.
The banging of the garden-gate seemed to restore her to her senses.
With a scream she threw the paper on the floor, and rushed out of the
house, calling wildly on her lover. Soon the sound of the hurrying
steps was lost in the distance, and the two women simultaneously turned
to each other, eyes and mouth equally round with amazement.
At last Betty, slowly extending her forefinger, pointed to the will.
"I know," said Susan, finding voice all at once. "I've a good mind
to pop it i' the fire."
Betty shook her head admonishingly.
"I wouldn't do that," she said, with a note of reproof in her voice.
"'T'ud be real dangerous. Folks could be sent to prison for meddling
wi' wills, an' sich."
Susan, who had grasped the document in question, dropped it as if it
"My very spoons!" she said with a groan. "I tell 'ee, Betty, I'd a
deal sooner bury 'em nor let her have 'em."
"I d' 'low you would," said Mrs. Tuffin commiseratingly; "but I
don't advise 'ee to do it, my dear--'twouldn't be safe, an' you'd be
bound to give 'em up one time or another. I d' 'low that maid be
a-actin' as she be to spite ye more nor anythin' else; the more
unwillin' you be, the more she'm pleased."
"Very like," agreed Susan. "She knowed I never were for Abel takin'
up wi' her, an' al'ays said so much as I could again the match."
"Well, if you'll take my advice, Susan, you'll jist disapp'int her
by givin' in straight off. If I was you I'd jist make up a bundle o'
they things what Abel left her; pack 'em all up an' pin the will on
top, an' give 'em to carrier to take to her, an' jist write outside,
'Good riddance o' bad rubbish,' or 'What ye've touched ye may take,' or
some sich thing to show ye didn't care one way or t'other. I d' 'low
that 'ud shame her."
"Maybe it would," said Miss Vacher dubiously, though with a latent
gleam of malice in her eye.
"Take my advise an' do it then," urged Mrs. Tuffin earnestly. "Make
the best of a bad job an' turn the tables on she. All the village 'ull
be mad wi' her--the tale 'ull be in every one's mouth."
Miss Vacher compressed her lips and meditatively rubbed her hands.
"Well, I will; but I'll tell 'ee summat--I'll cut off every inch o'
that red border."
She picked up the rug as she spoke and held it out. "That'll spile
the looks of it anyhow," she remarked triumphantly.
The threat was carried into effect, and on the morrow poor Abel
Guppy's little household gods were duly transferred to the home of his
former sweetheart. Jenny professed great indifference to Susan's
scornful message, and continued to hold her head high in spite of the
storm of indignation provoked by her conduct. She claimed and carried
off the departed yeoman's Savings Bank book, and was much aggrieved on
finding that the authorities would not at once permit her to avail
herself of the little vested fund; inquiries must be made, they said,
and in any case some time must elapse before she could be permitted to
draw the money out.
This was the only real cloud on Jenny's horizon, however, and she
speedily forgot it in the midst of her wedding preparations. She and
her Sam had made up their little difference, and as he was well-to-do
in the world, and quite able to support a wife, there seemed to be no
reason for delay.
The banns were duly called, therefore, and on one sunshiny summer's
day Jenny and Sam, followed by a little band of near relatives, walked
gleefully to their new home from the church where they had been made
one. Betty Tuffin, who, as a lone woman, could not in justice to
herself refuse any paying job, however little she might approve of her
employer, had been left to take care of the house and to assist in
preparing the refreshments, As the little party approached the cottage
door they were surprised to see her standing on the threshold, now
portentously wagging her black-capped head, now burying her face in her
apron, evidently a prey to strong emotion, though of what particular
kind it was difficult to say.
The bride hastened her steps, and Betty, who had for the twentieth
time taken refuge in her apron, cautiously uncovered what seemed to be
a very watery eye, and remarked in muffled and quavering tones from
behind its enveloping folds--
"I'm afeared you'll be a bit took a-back when ye go indoor, my dear;
best go cautious. I d' 'low ye'll be surprised!'
"What d'ye mean?" cried Jenny in alarm. "What's the matter?"
"Anything wrong?" inquired Sam from the rear.
But Betty was apparently entirely overcome, and could only intimate
by repeated jerking of her thumb over her shoulder her desire that they
should go in and see for themselves.
A long table was spread in the centre of the living-room, and, at
the moment that the bridal party entered, a tall figure, dressed in
kharki, was walking hastily round it, picking up a spoon from each cup.
"Abel!" shrieked Jenny, staggering back against her husband.
"What, bain't ye dead?" gasped the latter with a dropping jaw.
Abel added another spoon to his collection, and then looked
up:--"This 'ere only makes five," he said; "there did ought to be six.
"Dear heart alive!" groaned Jenny's mother. "Jist look at en. We
thought en dead an' buried, an' here he be a-carryin' off the spoons!"
"I bain't dead, ye see," returned the yeoman fiercely. "There's more
Abel Guppys nor one i' the world, an' the man what got shot was a chap
fro' Weymouth. If I was dead an' buried, all the same d'ye think
I'd leave my spoons to be set out at another man's weddin'? Where's the
other chaney dog?"
He had already pocketed one, and now cast a vengeful glance round.
"On the dresser, Abel," gasped Jenny faintly; "oh, my poor heart,
how it do beat! To think o' your comin' back like that! Oh, Abel, I
made sure you was killed."
"And you're very sorry, bain't ye?" returned her former lover with
wrathful irony, "I'll thank ye for my bank-book, if ye please. Ye
haven't drawed the money out--that's one good thing. They telled I all
about it at the post-office yesterday. That's my dish, too." Extending
a long arm he deftly whisked away the large old-fashioned platter which
had supported the wedding-cake, dusting off the crumbs with an air of
"I think ye mid have found summat else to put your cake on," he
said, with a withering look; "I think ye mid ha' showed a bit more
feelin' than that."
"I'm sure," protested Jenny plaintively, "'twas only out o' respect
for you, Abel, that I set out the things. 'Twas out o' fond memory for
you. You know you did say yourself when you was a-writin' out your
will, 'I'll leave you all my things, Jenny, so as you'll think o'
me,'--an' I did think o' you," she added, beginning to sob, "I'm
sure I--I--I even wanted to put a bit o' black crape on your clock, but
mother wouldn't let me."
"Well," interrupted Mrs. Pitcher apologetically, "I didn't think, ye
know, it 'ud look very well to have crape about on my darter's
weddin'-day. It wouldn't seem lucky. Or else I'm sure I wouldn't ha'
had no objections at all--far from it, Abel."
"But I'd ha' had objections," cried Sam, who had stood by swelling
with wrath. "I do think my feelin's ought to be considered so much as
yon chap's, be he alive or dead. It's me what's married your darter,
"It be, Samuel; 'e-es I d' 'low it be," returned Mrs. Pitcher, with
a deprecating glance at the yeoman who was now rolling up the rug. "We
all on us thought as Abel was dead, ye see."
"Meanin', I suppose, as if ye knowed he was alive I shouldn't ha'
had her," retorted Sam explosively. "Well, I d' 'low, it bain't too
late yet to come to a understandin'. Jenny be married to I, sure
enough, but I bain't a-goin' to ha' no wives what be a-hankerin' arter
other folks. She may take herself off out of this wi'out my tryin' for
to hinder her. If she can't make up her mind to give over upsettin'
hersel' along o' he you may take her home-along, Mrs. Pitcher."
A dead silence ensued within the house, but Betty's strident tones
could be heard without, uplifted in shrill discourse to curious
"'E-es, d'ye see, he did write home so soon as he did get to
Darchester, a-tellin' of his aunt as he was a-comin' private-like so as
to surprise his sweetheart. And Susan, she did write back immediate an'
say, 'My poor bwoy, there be a sad surprise in store for you.'
And then when he comed they did make it up between them to keep quiet
"There's the clock, too," observed Abel, ending the pause at last.
"You can take the clock," cried Jenny, simultaneously recovering
speech and self-possession. "Take the clock, Abel Guppy, and take
yourself off. There ben a mistake, but it be all cleared up at last."
She stepped with dignity across the room, and slipped her arm
through Sam's, who made several strenuous but ineffectual efforts to
shake her off.
"You get hold o' he," cried Sam; "you cut along an' catch hold o'
he. It be he you do want."
"No, Samuel," said the incomparable Jenny with lofty resolution, "it
bain't he as I do want. I mid ha' been took up wi' some sich foolish
notion afore, bein' but a silly maid, but now I be a married 'ooman,
an' I do know how to vally a husband's love."
The new-made bridegroom ceased struggling and gaped at her. Jenny,
gazing at her former lover more in sorrow than in anger, pointed
solemnly to the clock:--
"Take down that clock, Abel Guppy," she repeated. "I do know you now
for what you be. I consider you've behaved most heartless an' unfeelin'
in comin' here to try an' make mischief between man an' wife. I thank
the Lard," she added piously, "as I need never ha' no more to do with
you. Walk out o' my house, if ye please--"
"Your house," interpolated Sam, a note of astonished query
perceptible in his tone despite its sulkiness.
"'E-es," said Jenny firmly. "He shall never show his face inside the
door where I be missis. Take down the clock, Abel Guppy," she repeated
for the third time. "You'd best help him, Sam. He don't seem able to
reach to it."
Encumbered as he was with newly-regained possessions, the yeoman had
made but abortive attempts to detach the timepiece; and Sam, with a
dawning grin on his countenance, now mounted on a chair, officiously
held by one of the guests, and speedily handed it down.
After all it was the ill-used Abel Guppy who looked most foolish as
he made his way to the door, loaded with his various goods, the
relatives of bride and bridegroom casting scornful glances at him as he
passed. Before he had proceeded twenty yards Sam ran after him with the
bank-book, which the other pocketed without a word, while the
bridegroom returned to the house, rubbing his hands and chuckling.
Jenny was already seated at the head of the table and received him
with a gracious smile:--
"If you'll fetch another plate, Sam, my dear," she remarked, "I can
begin for to cut the cake."
"What be lookin' at?" inquired Mrs. Bold, emerging from her dairy,
and incidentally wiping her hands on a corner of her apron. "There
ye've a-been standin' in a regular stud all the time I were a-swillin'
out the churn."
Farmer Bold was standing at the open stable door, his grey-bearded
chin resting on his big brown hand, his eyes staring meditatively in
front of him. It was a breezy, sunny autumn day, and all the world
about him was astir with life; gawky yellow-legged fowls pecked and
scratched round his feet with prodigious activity, calves were bleating
in the adjacent pens, while the very pigs were scuttling about their
styes, squealing the while as though it were supper-time. The wind
whistled blithely round the corners of the goodly cornstacks to the
rear of the barton, and piped shrilly through their eaves; the monthly
roses, still ablow, swung hither and thither in the fresh blast,
strewing the cobblestones with their delicate petals. In all the gay,
busy scene only the figure of the master himself was motionless, if one
might except the old black horse which he appeared to be contemplating,
the angular outlines of whose bony form might be seen dimly defined in
the dusk of its stable.
Towards this animal Farmer Bold now pointed, removing his hand from
his chin for the purpose. "I wur a-lookin' at Blackbird," he said,
"poor wold chap! He was a good beast in his day, but I d' 'low his day
be fair done. Tis the last night what Blackbird 'ull spend in this 'ere
"Why," cried Mrs. Bold quickly, "ye don't mean to say--"
"I mean to say," interrupted her husband, turning to her with a
resolutely final air, "I mean to say as Blackbird's sold."
"Sold!" ejaculated the woman incredulously. "Who'd ever go for to
buy Blackbird?--wi'out it be one o' they rag-and-bone men, or maybe for
a salt cart. Well, Joe," with gathering ire, "I didn't think ye'd go
for to give up the faithful wold fellow after all these years, to be
knocked about and ill-used at the last."
"Nay, and ye needn't think it--ye mid know as I wouldn't do sich a
thing," returned her lord with equal heat. "I've sold en"--he paused,
continuing with some hesitation, as he nodded sideways over his
shoulder, "I've a-sold en up yonder for the kennels."
"What! To be ate up by them there nasty hounds? Joseph!"
"Come now," cried the farmer defiantly, "ye must look at it
sensible, Mary. Poor Blackbird, he be a-come to his end, same as we all
must come to it soon or late. He 've a-been goin' short these two
years--ye could see that for yourself--and now his poor wold back be
a-givin' out, 'tis the most merciful thing to destroy en. They'll turn
en out to-week in the field up along--beautiful grass they have
there--and he'll enjoy hisself a bit, and won't know nothin' about it
when they finish en off."
"I al'ays thought as we'd keep Blackbird so long as he did live,"
murmured Mrs. Bold, half convinced but still lamenting, "seein' as we
did breed en and bring en up ourselves, and he did work so faithful all
his life. Poor wold Jinny! He wur her last colt, and you did al'ays use
to say you'd keep en for her sake. Ah, 'tis twenty year since I run out
and found en aside of her in the paddock--walkin' about as clever as
you please, and not above two hours old. Not a white hair on en--d'ye
mind?--and such big, strong legs! I was all for a-callin' en Beauty,
but you said Beauty was a filly's name. And he did use to run to
paddock-gate when he wur a little un, and I wur a-goin' to feed
chicken--he'd know my very foot, and he'd come prancin' to meet I, and
put his little nose in the bucket. Dear, to be sure, I mind it just so
well as if it wur yesterday!"
The farmer laughed and stroked his beard.
"'E-es, he was a wonderful knowin' colt," he agreed, placidly.
"There's a deal o' sense in beasts if ye take notice on 'em and treat
'em friendly like. Them little lambs as we did bring up to-year was so
clever as Christians, wasn't they? Ye mind the little chap we did call
Cronje, how he used to run to I when he did see I a-comin' wi' the
teapot? And Nipper--ye mind Nipper? He didn't come on so well as the
others; he was sickly-proud, so to speak, and wouldn't suckey out o'
the teapot same as the rest. But he knowed his name so well as any o'
them, and 'ud screw his head round, and cock his ears just as a dog mid
do, when I did call en. Pigs, even," he proceeded meditatively,
"there's a deal o' sense in pigs, if ye look for it. Charl', ye mind
Charl', what he had soon after we was married? That there pig knowed my
v'ice so well as you do. What I did use to come into the yard and did
call 'Charl',' he'd answer me back, 'Umph.' Ho! ho! I used to stand
there and laugh fit to split. Ye never heard anythin' more nat'ral.
'Charl',' I'd call; 'Umph' he'd go. Ho! ho! ho!"
The woman did not laugh; she was screwing up her eyes in the
endeavour to penetrate the darkness of the stable. "Poor wold
Blackbird," she said, "I wish it hadn't come to this. It do seem cruel
someway. There, he did never cost 'ee a penny, wi'out 'twas for shoes,
and he've a-worked hard ever sin' he could pull a cart--never a bit o'
vice or mischief. It do seem cruel hard as he shouldn't end his days on
the place where he was bred."
"My dear woman," said her husband loftily, "what good would it do
the poor beast to end his days here instead of up yonder? He's bound to
end 'em anyways, and we are twenty-two shillin' the better for lettin'
of en go to the kennels."
"Twenty-two shillin'?" repeated his wife.
"'E-es, not so bad, be it? The pore fellow's fair wore out, but
still, d'ye see, he fetches that at the last, and 'tis better nor
puttin' an end to en for nothin'. Ah, there be a deal o' money in
Mrs. Bold sighed. Perhaps she knew almost better than her husband
how much toil and trouble it cost to get twenty-two shillings together.
Twenty pounds of butter, twenty-two dozen eggs, eighty-eight quarts of
milk! What early risings, what goings to and fro, what long sittings
with cramped limbs and aching back, milking cow after cow in summer
heat and winter cold, how many weary hours' standing in the flagged
dairy before twenty-two shillings could be scraped together! She turned
away, without another word.
Later in the evening poor old Blackbird was brought out of his
stall, and, after receiving the farewell caresses of master and
mistress, was led away, limping, to the kennel pasture.
"Don't 'urry en," called the farmer to the lad who had charge of
him. "Tis a long journey for he--two mile and more; let en take his
time. He'll get there soon enough."
The next morning, just as Mrs. Bold had finished getting breakfast,
her husband came to the dairy in a state of amused excitement.
"There, ye'll never think! I al'ays did say beasts was so sensible
as Christians if ye took a bit of notice of 'em. I was a-goin' round
stables jist now, and if I didn't find wold Blackbird in his own stall,
jist same as ever. I did rub my eyes and think I must be dreamin', but
there he were layin' down, quite at home. He al'ays had a trick of
openin' gates, ye know, and he must jist ha' walked away i' th' night.
He wur awful tired, pore beast--'twas so much as I could do to get en
"Ye sent en off again!" cried Mrs. Bold indignantly. "Well, I
shouldn't ha' thought ye could have found it in yer heart! The poor
wold horse did come back to we, so trustin', and you to go an drive en
away again to his death! Dear, men be awful hard-hearted!"
"Of all the onraisonable creeturs, you are the onraisonablest,"
cried the farmer, much aggrieved. "Was I to go and take the folks'
money and keep the money's worth? A nice name I'd get in the country!
They'd be sayin' I stole en away myself, very like. No, I did send en
up so soon as I could, so as they shouldn't be s'archin' for 'en."
Mrs. Bold clapped a plate upon the table.
"Sit down," she cried imperatively. "Ye'll be ready for your own
breakfast, though you wouldn't give pore Blackbird a bit."
"Who says I didn't give en a bit?" retorted Joseph. "Ye be al'ays
jumpin' at notions, Mary. Blackbird had as good a feed o' carn afore he
did go as ever a horse had."
"Much good it'll do en when he's a-goin' to be killed," returned his
spouse inconsequently. "There, it's no use talkin'; I must make haste
wi' my breakfast and get back to my work. It's well for I as I be able
to work a bit yet, else I suppose ye'd be sendin' me to the knackers."
"I never heerd tell as you was a harse," shouted the farmer. The wit
and force of the retort seemed to strike him even as he uttered it, for
his indignant expression was almost immediately replaced by a
good-humoured grin. "I had ye there, Mary," he chuckled. "'I never
heerd tell as you was a harse, says I."
Next churning day Mrs. Bold rose before dawn, according to her
custom, and the churning was already in progress before the first grey,
uncertain light of the autumnal morning began to diffuse itself through
the latticed milk-house windows. All at once, during a pause in the
labour, she fancied she heard a curious, hesitating fumbling with the
latch of the door.
"Hark!" she cried, "what's that?"
"Tis the wind," said one of the churners.
"Nay, look, somebody's a-tryin' to get in," returned the mistress,
as the latch rose in a ghostly manner, fluttered, and fell. "Go to the
door, Tom," she continued, "and see what's wanted."
"'Tis maybe a spirit," said Tom, shrinking back.
"Nonsense! What would a spirit want at the dairy door? 'Tis more
like a tramp. Open it at once--You go, Jane."
"I dursen't," said Jane, beginning to whimper.
"Not one of ye has a grain o' sense!" said Mrs. Bold angrily.
She went to the door herself, just as the odd rattling began for the
third time, opened it cautiously, and uttered a cry.
There stood the attenuated form of poor old Blackbird, looking huge
and almost spectral in the dim light, but proclaiming its identity by a
"Rabbit me!" exclaimed Tom, "if that there wold carcase ain't found
his way here again!"
But Mrs. Bold's arms were round the creature's neck, and she was
fairly hugging him.
"Well done!" she cried ecstatically, "well done! Ye did well to come
to I, Blackbird. I'll stand by ye, never fear! I'll not have ye drove
Blackbird stood gazing at her with his sunken eyes, his loose nether
lip dropping, his poor old bent knees bowed so that they seemed
scarcely able to sustain his weight; the rusty skin, which had once
been of so glossy a sable, was scratched and torn in many places.
"He must have found his way out through the hedge. Well, to think of
his coming here, Missis!"
"He knowed he come to the right place," said Mrs. Bold, with
flashing eyes. "Turn that there new horse out o' the stall and put
Blackbird back, and give en a feed o' earn, and shake down a bit o'
fresh straw. 'Tis what ye couldn't put up wi', could ye, Blackbird?"
she continued, addressing the horse, "to find a stranger in your place!
Ye come to tell I all about it, didn't ye?"
When the farmer came down half-an-hour later, his wife emerged from
the shed in the neighbourhood of the pig-styes, where she had been
ministering to the wants of two motherless little pigs. One small
porker, indeed, was still tucked away under her arm as she advanced to
meet her husband, and she was brandishing the teapot, from which she
had been feeding it, in her disengaged hand.
"Joseph," she said, planting herself opposite to him, and speaking
with alarming solemnity, "we've a-been wed now farty year come Lady
Day. Have I bin a good wife to 'ee, or have I not?"
"Why, in course," Joseph was beginning, when he suddenly broke off.
"What's the new colt standing in the cart-shed for?"
"Never you mind the new colt--attend to I! Have I been a good wife
to 'ee, or have I not?"
"In course ye have--no man need ax for a better. But why--"
"Haven't I worked early and late, and toiled and moiled, and never
took a bit o' pleasure, and never axed 'ee to lay out no money for I?
Bain't I a-bringin' up these 'ere pigs by hand for 'ee, Joseph Bold?
And a deal of worry they be. 'Twasn't in the marriage contract, I
think, as I should bottle-feed sucking-pigs--was it now, Joseph? I d'
'low parson never thought o' axin' me if I were willin' to do that, but
I've a-done it for your sake."
"Well, but what be ye a-drivin' at?" interrupted the farmer, with a
kind of aggrieved bellow, for his wife's sorrowfully-reproachful tone
cut him to the quick. "What's it all about? What be a-complainin' of?
What d'ye want, woman? What d'ye want?"
"I want a pet," returned Mrs. Bold vehemently. "Here I've been
a-livin' wi' ye all these years, and ye've never let me keep so much as
a canary bird. There's the Willises have gold-fish down to their place,
and they be but cottagers; and Mrs. Fripp have got a parrot. A real
beauty he be, what can sing songs and laugh and shout like the
children, and swear--ye'd think t'was Fripp hisself, he do do it so
Joseph Bold fairly groaned:
"Good Lard! I never did think to hear 'ee talk so voolish--a
sensible body like ye did always use to seem! Dear heart alive!
Gold-fish! And a poll parrot! Well, Mary, I did think as a body o' your
years could content herself wi' live things as had a bit more sense in
'em nor that."
"Oh, I dare say," returned his spouse sarcastically. "Pigs and
sich-like!" giving a little tap to the wriggling, squeaking creature at
that moment struggling under her arm, "and chicken and ducks! Nice pets
"Upon my word, a man 'ud lose patience to hear you. Pets--at
your time o' life, wi' children grown up and married. Well, if ye want
pets, ha'n't ye had enough of 'em. Don't ye have nigh upon a dozen
lambs to bring up every spring?"
"'E-es, and where be they now, Joseph? Where be the lambs as I got
up afore light in the frostis and snow to attend to? Where be they? Ye
know so well as I do as butcher had 'em, every one. That's my
complaint--you do never let me keep a thing as isn't for killin'. A
body'd need a heart o' stone to stand it. This 'ere pig--ye know right
well as he'll be bacon afore this time next year."
[Illustration: BLACKBIRD'S INSPIRATION "Here's my little pet," she
"Then, in the name of furtin have your fancy, woman! Give it a name,
and I'll get it for 'ee."
"Ye give me your word, do ye, Joseph?"
"I bain't a man to break it," responded the farmer shortly.
Mrs. Bold set the little pig carefully on its feet, and sidled
across the yard, eyeing her husband the while with a curious expression
that was half-fearful, half-triumphant. When she reached the closed
stable door she opened it, plunged into the dark recess within, and
reappeared, dragging forth by a wisp of his ragged mane--poor, decrepit
"Here's my little pet," she cried jubilantly, delight at her success
overmastering all other feelings. "You've give me your word, Joseph,
and, as ye d'say yerself, ye bain't the one to take it back. Here's the
only pet I'll ever ax to keep. He'll not cost much," she added, seeing
her husband's face redden and his eyes roll threateningly. "He can pick
about in the summer, and a bit of hay in the winter'll be all he'll
need. I'll make it up to 'ee, see if I don't; and I think you do owe I
summat, anyhow, for workin' so hard as I always do."
"Oh, in course, if ye put it that way," he returned, huffily, "I
haven't got a word to say. I al'ays thought 'twas a wife's dooty to
help her husband, but since it seems to be a favour, I'm sure I did
ought to be very grateful. Thank ye kindly, ma'am! P'r'aps ye'll be so
good as to shut up that beautiful pet o' yourn now, and give me a bit
o' breakfast, if it bain't troublin' ye too much."
"Oh, go on, Joseph!" exclaimed Mrs. Bold, with heightening colour,
turning Blackbird about as she spoke, and propelling him before her
towards the stall. "I couldn't do nothin' else nor want to keep him,"
she added in an aggrieved tone, "when he come to the dairy door--he
come actually to the dairy door!--same as if he knowed 'twas his last
The farmer did not answer, but in spite of himself a dawning
expression of interest was perceptible on his face.
"'E-es, an' he must ha' broke through a hedge to get out; he be cut
about terrible wi' thorns."
"They did padlock th' gate when I sent en back last time," returned
Joseph gruffly, adding, in the same tone, "Ye'd better sponge they sore
places a bit after breakfast, and get dust out of 'em."
Mrs. Bold installed Blackbird in his old quarters, and hastened to
The meal which ensued was at first a somewhat silent one. In spite
of her satisfaction at having gained her point, Mrs. Bold felt somewhat
remorseful for the tactics she had employed; and her husband stolidly
munched his bread and bacon with a solemn, not to say gloomy,
All at once, however, he began to roll his head from side to side,
while the colour on his already rubicund face deepened so much that his
wife gazed at him in alarm, dreading the ensuing outburst. But when
after long repression the explosion actually took place, it proved to
be one of harmless and jovial laughter.
"What is it?" inquired Mrs. Bold, laughing delightedly too, though
she knew not at what.
"I've bin a-thinkin' o' summat. Dear heart alive, Mary, the queer
notions as do seem to be a-comin' into our heads all this week! D'ye
mind my sayin', 'I never knowed as you was a harse'? Ha! ha! Ye
couldn't say much to that, could 'ee? And when I think o' you standin'
in yard jist now, wavin' the teapot and tuckin' the little pig under
your arm! 'Bottle-feedin' suckin'-pigs weren't in the marriage
contract,' says you. Ho! ho! ho! Whatever put it i' your head to say
that, I can't think."
"I didn't really mean it, my dear," said Mary penitently, though she
"I dare say not, but I've bin a-thinkin' 'tis a pity your pet bain't
a size or two smaller--he be sixteen hands if he be a inch--else maybe
ye'd like to have en in here a-layin' on the hearthrug."
Then husband and wife laughed long and loud, and their little
difference was forgotten as their eyes met.
THE GIRL HE LEFT BEHIND HIM
On one particular Sunday in August, a brilliant sunny, breezeless
day, such a day as would under ordinary circumstances conduce to
certain drowsiness even in the most piously disposed, the church-goers
of Little Branston were preternaturally alert, if not quite so
attentive as usual. For behold! Corporal Richard Baverstock, Widow
Baverstock's only son, and the father of Matilda Ann, the
three-year-old darling of the village, had returned from the wars with
a very brown face, a medal, two or three honourable scars, and, it was
whispered, a pocketful of "dibs."
Every one knew about Corporal Dick, the sharp boy who had been the
general pet and plaything in early years, much as his own "Tilly Ann"
was now; the dashing soldier, whose occasional visits to his native
place in all the glories of uniform had caused on each occasion a
flutter of excitement which had endured long after his own departure;
the hero of romance, whose sudden appearance with a beautiful bride,
wedded secretly somewhere up the country, had made more than one pretty
maid's heart grow sore within her, and caused many wiseacres to shake
their heads; the disconsolate young widower whose year-old wife had
been laid to rest in the churchyard yonder, immediately after the birth
of their child; the boy-father, bending half wonderingly over the
blue-eyed baby on his mother's knee; the warrior, wounded "out abroad,"
whose letters had been passed from hand to hand in the little place,
and conned over and admired and marvelled at till old Mrs. Baverstock,
when each mail came to hand, found herself raised to a pinnacle of
honour to which otherwise she would never have dared to aspire--he had
come home now for a brief blissful fortnight before rejoining his
regiment at the depot. Not one of the congregation there present but
had heard of his return on the previous day, and of how he had almost
knocked over the old mother in the vehemence of his greeting, and how
he had caught up Tilly Ann and hugged her, and some said cried over
her; and how he had almost within the hour walked up to the little
cemetery and knelt by his wife's grave, which, the neighbours opined,
"howed a wonderful deal o' feelin' in the man as 'twas a'most to be
expected he'd ha chose a second by now."
"But they d' say, my dear, as the women out abroad be a terrible
ugly lot, and most of 'em black. Tisn't likely as Corporal Baverstock
'ud so much as look at any o' they, arter pickin' sich a vitty maid for
his first missis."
It was Mrs. Cousins who made this remark to Mrs. Adlam, as they
paced together along the flagged path that led to the church porch; and
it is not surprising that both ladies felt constrained to turn their
heads when the martial tread of Soldier Dick resounded up the church a
few moments later.
Jenny Meatyard nudged Maggie Fripp.
"Do 'ee see his medal?" she inquired in a whisper.
Maggie nodded. "That there korky uniform do suit en wonderful well."
Two village mothers exchanged glances of tender approbation, for,
clinging to Corporal Baverstock's hand, and taking preposterously long
steps in the endeavour to keep pace with his strides, was Tilly Ann, in
her best starched white frock, and with her yellow hair curled in a
greater profusion of corkscrew ringlets than her granny had ever yet
"Bain't it a pictur'?" one pair of motherly eyes seemed to say to
the other, and I think many of the good simple folk performed their
devotions all the better because of the consciousness of the two happy
hearts, the man's and the little child's, beating in their midst.
The service once over, friends and neighbours gathered round the
young soldier outside the church door. Those nearest spoke to him;
those less fortunate, on the outskirts of the little crowd, contented
themselves with admiring comments.
"He d' seem to have filled out, though he have been punished so
terrible out yonder."
"My dear, they did tell I as his poor leg was all one solid wownd.
D'ye mind how Mrs. Baverstock did take on, pore 'ooman. And well she
"Well she mid, indeed. Ah! 'tis a comfort to see as Corporal
Baverstock d' seem able to walk so well as ever. I see Mrs. Baverstock
didn't come to church--'tis a wonder."
"Nay, no wonder at all. It bain't likely as the poor body could
leave her Sunday dinner the very first day her son be a-comed home.
She's busy, that's what she be."
"Ah! to be sure. There, Lard now, look at Tilly Ann! He've a-got her
up in his arms. Dear, to be sure, 'tis a beautiful sight, they two
faces side by side. The maid doesn't favour her daddy a bit--nay, 'tis
the very pictur' o' the pore wife."
"'E-es; she had that yellow hair, and them great big blue eyes.
There, I've a-got a china cup at home what be jist the same colour.
'Tisn't nat'ral for a maid to have eyes that blue. I wouldn't mention
it to Mrs. Baverstock, nor yet to Dick, but I shouldn't wonder at all
if Tilly Ann was to follow her mother afore very long, pore little
"Ah! they do say as when a young mother be took like that, as often
as not she'll keep on a-callin' and a-callin', till the pore little
thing she've a-left behind fair withers away."
While this cheerful line of prognostication was being followed up
beyond her ken, Tilly Ann sat bolt upright in her father's arms,
looking round her with a proprietary air, and occasionally patting his
cheek with a broad dimpled little palm. She was a tall, well-made
child, plump and fair, with rosy cheeks and sturdy limbs that would in
themselves have given the lie to any dismal croakings; it was no wonder
that "daddy's" eyes perpetually rested on her with a glow of pride.
"And she were quite a little 'un when ye did last see her, weren't
she, Corporal?" said some one. (In Branston the good folk were
punctilious with regard to titles.) "Ye'd scarce ha' knowed her I d'
'low if ye'd met her on the road."
"Know her," said Corporal Baverstock, "I'd know her among a
thousand! 'Tis what I did write to my mother. Says I, 'I'd pick her out
anywheres, if 'twas only by the dimple in her chin.'"
The bystanders nodded at each other; they remembered that particular
letter well, and had much appreciated the phrase in question.
"To be sure, Corporal, so ye did, so ye did. And the maid have a
dimple sure enough. There, 'tis plain for all folks to see."
Tilly Ann turned up her little face, and her father kissed the cleft
chin with sudden passion. Then he tossed her up in his arms and
"Many a time I've a-thought o' that dimple," he observed, in rather
an unsteady voice, "and wondered if I'd ever set eyes on it again."
"And look at her curls," said a woman admiringly. "They be
a-sheenin' like gold to-day. She thinks a deal o' they curls, don't
'ee, Tilly? If anybody axed her for one she'd al'ays say she was
a-savin' on 'em up for daddy--didn't 'ee, Tilly?"
Tilly Ann, overcome with coyness, buried her face in her father's
shoulder, and giggled, wriggling her little fat body the while, and
drumming on his side with her lace-up boots.
"Hold hard there!" cried he. "Them boots of yourn be so bad as a
pom-pom. Come, we must be lookin' up the wold lady. Say Ta-ta, and
we'll be off."
One blue eye peeped out shyly from beneath the forest of curls, one
little sunburnt hand was waved comprehensively; a smothered voice
uttered the necessary "Ta-ta," with an accompaniment of chuckles and
wriggles, and the soldier, clasping his burden more tightly, and
nodding laughingly right and left made his way towards home.
No one, looking at Mrs. Baverstock as she stood at her doorway in
her neat black stuff gown, the sleeves of which were decently drawn
down to her very wrists, would have guessed at the magnitude of the
culinary labours in which she had been employed. The beef was now done
to a turn, the "spuds" boiled to a nicety; she had made pastry of the
most solid description, which was even now simmering in the oven--I use
the word "simmering" advisedly, for in the generosity of her heart she
had not spared the dripping. The tea was brewed, hot and strong, the
teapot, singed by long use, standing on the hob. There was a crusty
loaf, a pat of butter indented in the middle with one of Dick's
regimental buttons, and a plate of cakes, hard as the nether--millstone
and very crumbly, having been purchased from the distant town at the
beginning of the week in expectation of this auspicious day.
"Well, mother, this be a spread!" cried the soldier,
good-humouredly, as he set the child upon her legs. "I haven't sat down
to such a meal as this since I left old England. 'Tis fit for a king."
Mrs. Baverstock rubbed her bony hands together; and laughed
deprecatingly. She was a little woman, with very bright, beady black
eyes, and hair that was still coal-black in spite of her wrinkled face.
Her son was like her, but taller and better looking. One had but to
glance at the child to realise that she must be the image of her
"Nay, now," said the widow; "I do do my best for 'ee, Dick, but I d'
'low it bain't so very grand. I'd like to do 'ee honour. There bain't
nothin' too good for 'ee to my mind, if I could give it 'ee."
"I tell 'ee, mother, some of the poor chaps out yonder 'ud give
summat to sit down to this 'ere dinner. Bully beef wi' a pound or two
o' raw flour, what you haven't got nothin' to cook wi'--it do make a
man feel a bit sick, I can tell 'ee, when it do come day arter day."
"Dear heart alive," groaned his mother, "a body 'ud think they mid
manage a bit better! Lard, to think on't! Tis all along o' the poor
dear Queen bein' dead, ye mid be sure! There needs to be a woman at the
head o' things! I reckon the Government be all made up o' men folks
now, and men never has any notion o' doin' for theirselves. There, I
did use to say to father many a time, 'If I was to leave 'ee to
yourself I d' 'low ye'd go eatin' any kind o' rubbish.' There wants to
be a sensible woman or two i' th' Government--no woman 'ud ever think
o' sendin' out the poor chaps' bit o' food raw. There bain't a hedger
or ditcher but has his bit o' dinner put ready for en, and I reckon
soldiers have got stummicks much same as other folks."
Dick had only half attended to this speech; he had been standing by
the door intently gazing up the village street, and shading his eyes
with his hand.
"Why, I'm blowed!" he exclaimed. "Here's a mate o' mine ridin' this
way! Yes, so it be. I thought he was goin' a-coortin'. Hullo, Billy!"
A bicycle wheeled round abruptly, and the rider alighted at the
cottage door. A big young man, with the bronzed face which would have
announced his recent return from the front, even had not his khaki
uniform proclaimed the fact.
"I thought I'd look 'ee up," he explained, shaking hands with his
friend with a somewhat sheepish air. "You and me bein' mates, d'ye see,
and me feelin' a bit dull over yonder."
"Why, what's become o' she?" interrupted Dick, with a grin.
"Don't talk about her! She be just like the rest--'Out o' sight out
o' mind'--took up wi' a civilian soon as my back were turned. I
reckoned I'd come and have a look at your maid."
"Yes, to be sure!" cried Dick jovially. "My sweetheart han't a-took
up wi' anybody else--she've a-been faithful and true."
"What's that?" inquired Mrs. Baverstock, coming forward, her little
black eyes looking ready to start from her head.
"Tis a kind of a little joke what me and Billy have a-got between us
about my sweetheart. There, he can tell 'ee the tale while we're
eatin'. This 'ere be my mother, Billy. This be Mr. Billy Caines--a
Darset man same as myself. Him and me was reg'lar pals out there,
wasn't we, Bill?"
"I d' 'low we was," responded Private Caines, after ceremoniously
pumping Mrs. Baverstock's hand up and down. "We did fight side by side,
and we was wounded side by side, and we was a-layin' side by side for
weeks in the field hospital, wasn't us, Dick?"
"I reckon we had a bit too much o' that there hospital," responded
the Corporal, drawing forward a chair for his friend. "'Twas there we
did have so much talk about my sweetheart. Ha, ha, ye didn't know as
I'd a-got a sweetheart, did ye, old lady?" he inquired of his mother.
"Billy 'ull tell 'ee about that," and he winked surreptitiously at his
Mrs. Baverstock was evidently in a flutter. What between this sudden
arrival of six feet of khaki-clad humanity and the innuendoes which had
been recently thrown out, touching a subject on which she felt strongly
(the possibility of Dick's marrying again), she actually set the pastry
on the table in the place of the beef, and helped the two soldiers to a
cake each instead of a piece of bread.
"Why, you be wool-gathering, that you be. You've a-got everything in
a reg'lar caddie!" cried her son, as she paused to clack her tongue
remorsefully over her mistakes. "Business first and pleasure
arterwards. Up wi' the beef! Now then, Billy, fall to! A bit better
tasted nor bully, bain't it?"
Billy groaned appreciatively, with his mouth full, and silence
ensued, during which Mrs. Baverstock cut up Tilly Ann's dinner, and
presented her with a spoon.
Tilly Ann's eyes had been fixed unwinkingly upon the new comer since
his arrival, and she had now apparently classified him, for, after
successfully piloting one or two spoonfuls of beef and potato to her
little red mouth, she paused, drummed on the table with the handle of
her spoon, and remarked conclusively:
"Dear, to be sure! Hark to the child," said granny, while the two
men laughed uproariously.
"The little maid's sharp, I can tell 'ee," announced Dick; "she do
know the difference between soldier and civilian a'ready. Never see'd
no soldier but I afore, and now, when another do come, says she to
herself, 'This must be another daddy.' Ho! ho!"
"She've a-got more sense nor many a wolder maid," returned Private
Caines gloomily; "she do know what's what--I d' 'low she wouldn't ha'
gone a-takin' up wi' a (qualified) civilian when you weren't to the
fore. She be a bonny little maid, too," he added reflectively, eyeing
the chubby pink and white face. "Yes, you've a-got good taste, as you
did tell I out yonder."
"Come, don't 'ee spoil the tale," cried the Corporal, laughing;
"begin at the right end. My mother here do want to hear about my
"I don't want to hear no sich thing," retorted the old woman,
querulously, but anxiously, too. "I do know 'ee better nor to think
you'd have any sich nonsensical notions; you as be a widow man, and
have a-buried sich a lovin' wife, what have a-left 'ee the darlingest
little maid to keep. Us do want no step-mothers; us do want all the
love, the wold mother and the little maid."
Dick's face twitched, and his eyes clouded, but before he could
answer, Private Billy Caines, who was not endowed with remarkably acute
perceptions, began his narrative in a loud and merry voice.
"Him and me was knocked over the same day--I shouldn't wonder but
what it was the same shell. I couldn't tell 'ee for sure about that,
for I were hit all to flinders, and for a bit they thought I was done
for. But when I did get a bit better, and did begin to look about, I'm
danged if the first thing I did see weren't poor old Dick's long white
face, lyin' there so solemn, wi' his girt hollow black eyes, a-starin'
and a-starin' straight i' front of en. I did use to watch en, and he
did always look the same--sorrowful and anxious, and one day I did call
out to en, soft like, 'What be thinkin' on, man? The us'al thing, I
s'pose?' He did scraggle his head a bit round on the pillow and squint
back at me. 'What mid that be?' says he. 'Why,' says I, 'the girl I
left behind me!' 'Be that what you be a-thinkin' on?' says he. 'O'
course,' says I; 'what else?' 'What else, indeed?' says he, and he did
sigh same as if he had a bellows inside of en."
"Did he actually say he was a-thinkin' about soom maid?" interrupted
Mrs. Baverstock wrathfully.
"Bide a bit," retorted Private Caines, wagging his head
portentously; "I be a-tellin' the tale so quick as I can. Well, I did
get tired o' watchin' en layin' there, starin' and sighin', so I did
begin to tell en about somebody I did think a deal on then, but
have a-changed my mind about now; and he did listen and laugh a bit,
but I could see he were a-thinkin' about his own sweetheart all the
time. So says I at last, 'I d' 'low she be a vitty maid?' 'Who?' says
he, scraggling round again. 'The girl ye left behind ye,' says I. 'Ah,
to be sure,' says he. 'Yes, she be a reg'lar pictur.' 'Well, you mid
tell us a bit about her,' says I; 'I've a-told 'ee all about my maid.
Blue eyes, I s'pose?' Seein' as his own be so black as sloes, I
reckoned 'twould come naitral to en to take up wi' a fair maid. 'Yes,'
says he, 'so blue as the sky at home on a June day!' I made a good
shot, I told en. 'A good bit o' colour, I d' 'low!' (Him bein' a sallow
man, d'ye see.) 'A pair o' cheeks like roses,' he says; 'and a little
neck as white--as the snow--nay, that's too cold--'tis more like the
white of a white flower, bless her!'"
Mrs. Baverstock threw herself back in her chair and snorted.
"This here be a pretty kind o' story to tell your mother the very
first day as you do come home," she said, in trembling tones. "And the
poor, innocent child a-sittin' there a-listenin' to every word."
"Nay, now, ma'am, you must hear me to the end," cried Caines,
bursting into a guffaw; while Dick, looking somewhat
conscience-stricken, patted his mother's hand and besought her in a
loud whisper not to take on.
"Lard bless 'ee, that weren't all!" exclaimed Billy. "You should ha'
heerd the chap a-ravin' about her little hands, and her darlin' little
feet, and I don't know what all. 'And what colour mid her hair be?' I
axed him arter a bit, when he'd a-told me everythink else he could call
to mind. 'I s'pose her hair be fair?' 'I s'pose so,' says he, lookin' a
bit queer. 'Why, don't ye know?' says I. 'D'ye mean to say ye've forgot
the colour?' 'Why,' says he, 'to tell 'ee the truth, mate, she hadn't
much hair o' any kind when last I did see her.' 'Bless us!' says I.
'What be talkin' on? Ye haven't been and took up wi' a bald wold maid?'
'She bain't so very old,' says he, and he did pull blanket up o'er his
mouth so as I shouldn't see en laughin'!"
Here the hero of the tale startled his mother by suddenly exploding,
and she turned upon him indignantly.
"I do really think as we've a-had enough o' this here nonsense. I
can't make head or tail on't. You and your friend do seem to be
a-keepin' up a regular charm, and I can't make out no sense in it."
"I be very nigh done now, missis," cried Caines jubilantly; "there
be but a little bit more. I did sit and stare at en when he did say his
sweetheart hadn't no hair, and at last I did ax en the question
straight out, 'How old mid she be when you did last see her?' 'About
two months,' says he. Ho, ho, ho! 'About two months!' Yes, I've a-been
away from England a good bit, an' when I left her she hadn't a hair on
her head, nor yet a tooth in her mouth.' And the two of us did laugh
and laugh till we did very nigh bust our bandages."
"'Twas the little maid I did mean," explained Dick, as his mother
still stared gapingly from one to the other. "'Twas my little maid as I
was a-thinkin' on when I did lie on that there wold stretcher what I
did think I should never leave again. I did think o' she and wonder
what 'ud become o' she if doctor couldn't make a job o' me. Come here,
Tilly. You be daddy's little sweetheart, bain't ye?"
The child ran to him, and climbed upon his knee, and he passed his
hand proudly through her mass of yellow curls.
"See here, mate; plenty o' hair here now."
He gathered up the thick locks half absently, twisting them clumsily
into a kind of knot, and, throwing back his head, surveyed her
pensively for a moment; then he kissed her just at the nape of the
neck, and let the curls drop again with a sigh.
Mrs. Baverstock's beady eyes became momentarily dim; she did not
possess by nature a very large amount of intuition, but love is a
wonderful sharpener of wits.
"Dear, yes," she said. "She be the very pictur' of her mother."
Then, suddenly bursting out laughing and clapping her hands together,
"So that were the girl ye left behind ye!"
[Illustration: THE GIRL HE LEFT BEHIND HIM 'So that were the girl ye
left behind ye']
OVER THE SEA
Mrs. McNally's house was situated at the extreme end of the village,
and looked not upon the street, but right out into the glen, so that
when Elleney opened her attic window in the morning her blue eyes
feasted on a wilderness of trees, exquisite at this season with an
infinite variety of tints; for the tender bloom of an Irish spring is
only surpassed in beauty by the glories of an Irish autumn. The
undulating masses that would in October glow with a myriad fires were
now clad in the colours of the opal, delicate pinks and blues and greys
of yet unopened buds forming a background to the pure vigorous green of
larch or chestnut in full leaf, while here and there a group of wild
cherry-trees--trees which in a few months would be clothed in the hues
of the sunset--caught the morning light now on raiment as snowy as the
summit of the Jungfrau.
Elleney gazed, and rubbed big eyes yet heavy with slumber, and gazed
again; then she heaved a deep sigh, half of rapture, half of regret.
"It's beautiful, entirely," she said. "An' that big black hill at
the back o' the trees is the grandest ever I seen. But I'd sooner be
lookin' out at the little green hills at our own place, with me poor
father--the Lord ha' mercy on his soul!--walkin' about on them."
She passed her hand across her eyes now for another reason, and then
sighed again, but presently took herself to task.
"Sure, I've no call at all to be frettin'; I have a right to know
better, so I have. Me poor dada is gone where he's out of his
throubles, please God; an' amn't I too well off myself here in this
grand place, with me a'nt an' everywan so kind to me? Ye ought to be
ashamed o' yourself, Elleney, to go cryin' an' frettin' when it's down
on your knees ye should be, thankin' God. Hurry up now, an' on with
your clothes an' get the breakfast! Sunday mornin' an' all, an' the
girls down an' workin' about, I'll engage."
These remonstrances, which were made aloud with exceptional severity
of aspect, but in the sweetest, softest little voice in the world,
appeared to have the desired effect. The eyes were dried, the sobs
checked, and soon Elleney emerged from her garret, and came clattering
down the corkscrew stairs in her unyielding little best boots, clad all
in her Sunday finery, every sunshiny hair in its place, and her
blooming face a vision of wonder and delight to any chance beholder.
One such beholder encountered her in the narrow passage downstairs,
and respectfully flattened himself against the wall to let her pass.
"It's a fine mornin', Miss Elleney," said the young man.
Elleney started, stared, and then broke into a laugh.
"It's you, is it, Pat Rooney? I didn't know ye, ye're so grand this
mornin'. You do be generally all over flour--I never see you without
lookin' out for flour."
"An' I never see you, Miss Elleney," responded Pat Rooney gallantly,
"without bein' put in mind of another kind o' flower. Sure, you look
the very same as a rose to-day."
"Not at all," laughed Elleney, blushing, but quite frank and
unconcerned; "I wouldn't ask to be thought aiqual to anything so grand
as that. A daisy maybe, or--"
"Elleney!" called a shrill voice from some distant region. "
Elleney! We are all famished entirely. Girl alive, do ye forget it's
your week for the breakfast? I never heard the like! We've been waitin'
"Laws," ejaculated Elleney under her breath, and with a
conscience-stricken face. "I didn't forget; but sure I didn't know what
o'clock it was, an' there's the eggs to boil an' all. Me cousin Juliana
'ull be murderin' me. I'm just bringin' it, Ju," she called back
apprehensively. "And goodness only knows if the kettle 'ull be boilin',
itself," she added in a distracted undertone, "an' I'm afther
forgetting my big aperon upstairs, an' if I go an' black my best dress
me a'nt 'ull be the death o' me."
"Aisy now, don't be tormentin' yourself that way," cried Pat
soothingly. "Sure I'll just go along wid ye into the kitchen, an' if I
don't have that kettle bilin' in next to no time my name's not Pat
Rooney. It's me that's used to fires--ye'll see how I'll blow up yours
for ye, miss. There now, wasn't it by the greatest good luck I looked
in this mornin' to pick up my pipe that I left down below in the
bakehouse? Cheer up, Miss Elleney--we'll not be keepin' them long
waitin' for their breakfasts now."
Even while speaking the young baker had preceded the girl into the
kitchen, possessed himself of the bellows, and blown up the fire; he
now deftly dropped an entire basketful of eggs into a saucepan, and,
with a large loaf in one hand and a knife in the other, began with
almost incredible speed to cut off thick rounds.
"I suppose ye have the cloth laid?" he inquired presently.
"Me cousin Henerietta does that; I only has the breakfast itself to
get, an' there's not much trouble in that, on'y I'm such a slowcoach,
an' someway--I don't know how it was--my wits went wool-gatherin' this
"Well, I'll tell ye what, miss; if ye'll wet the tay an' pop the pot
down on the hob, the eggs 'ull be done, an' by the time ye have them
brought in the bread 'ull be toasted illigant. Herself won't know ye,
the way ye'll have got up the breakfast so quick."
"I'm very thankful to ye, Pat," said Elleney gratefully. "I'm sure I
don't know what in the world I'd have done without ye. But it's too bad
to be givin' ye all that trouble."
"Not at all, miss; no trouble at all. Sure I wouldn't have it on me
conscience for you to be roastin' that lovely face off o' yourself at
this terrible hot fire. The egg-cups is there on the shelf behind ye--I
can see them from here. There now, sure ye have it all grand--wait till
I open the door for ye. Now I'll have the loveliest lot o' toast ready
for ye when ye come back. That thray's too heavy for ye entirely--it's
a poor case altogether that I haven't got another pair o' hands."
Elleney's gay little laugh trilled out again, and she shot a glance
of confiding gratitude from under her thick dark lashes in the
direction of the young baker which set the honest fellow's heart
dancing, though he well knew how little such innocent warmth meant.
"God bless her," he murmured as he returned to his toasting fork;
"if a dog done anything for her she'd look at it the same. If she
wasn't the mistress's niece itself, ye might whistle for her, Pat, me
Meanwhile Elleney had gone staggering along the passage with her
heavy tray, and now bumped it against the parlour door as an intimation
that she would like some one to open it.
This unspoken request was acceded to so suddenly that she almost
fell forward into the room.
"I was waitin' on the eggs," she explained hurriedly, as she
recovered her balance and tottered forward with her burden; "but here
they are for yous now, and the tea is wet this good bit, an' the toast
is very near ready."
The room was full of women; no less than eight of them sat
expectantly round the empty board. Besides Mrs. McNally herself and her
four daughters, three nieces had been added to her family on the death
of their mother, Mrs. McNally's only sister.
"Sure they're all the same as me own," the good woman was wont to
say, looking round affectionately at the girls. "There's times when I
have to be thinkin' which is which--upon me honour, there is." And
thereupon she would roll her broad shoulders, and wink with both eyes
together after her own good-natured fashion; and no one who lived in
the house with her could doubt that she spoke the truth.
Elleney had only recently been added to the group; she spoke of the
head of the house as "me a'nt," but she was in truth no relation to the
kindly soul who had taken compassion on her destitute condition, being
a niece of the late Mr. McNally's first wife. Perhaps no other woman in
the world would thus have admitted her to a circle already somewhat
inconveniently large; but, as Mrs. McNally said, "One more or less
didn't make much differ, an' sure the Lord 'ud be apt to make it up to
her, an' Elleney was a useful little girl, a great hand at her needle,
an' with a wonderful turn for business, God bless her."
Mrs. McNally invariably alluded to the odd little house where her
many avocations were carried on as her "establishment," and spoke
habitually of "the business." It would have been hard to define the
precise nature of this business. There was a bakery attached to it,
over which Pat Rooney presided, driving round the country each
afternoon with the results of his labours. Juliana and Henrietta
McNally sold groceries at one counter, and Matilda and Maria sold
calico and flannel and boots at another. Hams and stockings hung in
parallel lines from the ceiling, and there was a mysterious little
railed-off chamber at the back of the house, reached by a swing door,
on which the word "Bar" was set forth in gold letters, with a printed
legend underneath announcing that Diana McNally was licensed to sell
wines and spirits to be consumed on the premises. Here Bridget and Mary
Nolan held sway. They were "stale girls" in the opinion of the
neighbours, and therefore, as their aunt felt, the most suited for this
post. Maggie, their youngest sister, migrated between shop and bar, and
spent much of her time in rolling up "ha'porths o' twist" in scraps of
newspaper. Elleney, who was "tasty," and possessed of a wonderful light
hand, turned her talent for millinery to account, and soon Mrs. McNally
was able to add trimmed hats and ready-made dresses to the other
departments of her flourishing concern. Predisposed as she was by
nature to like any helpless young creature, she had rapidly grown to
appreciate the girl's talents, and was now genuinely fond of her,
though it must be owned that her daughters occasionably grumbled, and
that the real nieces were undisguisedly jealous.
Bridget looked up now, with a sniff, as Elleney began with great
haste to hand the eggs about the table.
"You've been long enough over it, anyhow," she remarked. "Mary and
me was wonderin' whether 'twas milkin' the cow ye were or bakin' the
"An' she hasn't brought the toast yet," grumbled Mary, drawing up
"It's very near done," returned Elleney eagerly. "Pat Rooney said
he'd have it ready by the time I come back."
"Pat Rooney!" exclaimed the eight voices, in varying tones of
amazement and disapproval; even Mrs. McNally's sounding forth a deep
note of wondering concern.
"Pat Rooney, child! What brings him into the house at this time o'
th' mornin'? What brings him here at all to-day indeed?"
"He come to fetch his pipe," explained Elleney, scarlet with
confusion; "and when he seen me so run, an' so put about because I was
a bit behind, he offered to stay an' help me. It's him that's makin'
Juliana McNally, a frosty-faced person, no longer in her first
youth, looked round with a scandalised face.
"Did ye ever hear the like o' that?" she exclaimed. "Pat Rooney! The
impident fellow! If I was you, m'mah, I'd walk him out o' the kitchen
this very minute. Ye had no call to let him in at all, Elleney. Not one
of us 'ud ever dream o' such a thing, would we, Henny?"
"Indeed we would not," returned Henny or Henrietta as she was
indifferently called in the family. "Cockin' him up that way. He had a
right to know better, an' not go forgettin' himself and his place
"Aye, indeed," chimed in Bridget. "Set him up! Him and his ould
"Then if it was nothin' but the cart that ailed him, Bridget,"
returned Juliana severely, "there wouldn't be much to complain of. I'll
throuble ye not to be turnin' up your nose at the beautiful new cart me
mother sent for all the way to Dublin. Ye paid pounds and pounds for
that same cart, didn't ye, m'mah?"
"To be sure I did," responded Mrs. McNally promptly. "There, now,
don't be upsettin' yourselves, girls. Elleney didn't know any better,
she's that innicent, poor little girl. She won't do it again, I'll
engage--will ye, Elleney? Ye see, me dear," she added in a confidential
undertone, "we do have to be very particular in an establishment like
this. 'Twouldn't do for me at all to go lettin' a boy like Pat Rooney
forget himself. He's a very decent boy, poor fellow, an' his
mother--the Lord ha' mercy on her!--was a most respectable poor woman.
But he must be kept in his place, me child, an' ye see--"
"A-ah, m'mah, in the name of goodnsss sit down and pour out the
tea," interrupted Anna Maria impatiently. "I'm dyin' for me cup. An'
sure ye haven't brought us anythin' at all to eat yet, Elleney. Off
with you now, an' bring that same toast whoever made it. The poor
child's frightened out of her wits. Sure what harm if ye did ask Pat
Rooney to help ye, itself--ye can soon get shut of him again. Ju, for
mercy's sake take that crabby ould face off o' ye. 'Pon me word 'tis
enough to curdle the milk."
Anna Maria's own face was of the round good-humoured order. "She
took after the mother," the neighbours said, and had certainly
inherited a large share of kindliness and jollity.
"Faith! Nanny's right," cried Mrs. McNally, relaxing. "Go fetch the
toast, Elleney, and give Mr. Pat Rooney his marchin' orders at the same
"What am I to say?" inquired Elleney, her eyes round with alarm
above cheeks that were still crimson.
"Bid him get out of that," returned her aunt, laughing.
Elleney took up her tray, and went away with a lagging step. The
kitchen door was wide open, and in the aperture stood Pat, flushed with
his exertions, and holding triumphantly aloft an immense dish of
beautifully browned toast.
"There now," he cried jubilantly, "I'll throuble them to put their
teeth through the whole o' that in a hurry. Isn't that a fine lot? But
I know they does be great aiters within there."
"I'm very thankful to ye, Pat," said Elleney, with a downcast face.
"Sure I'm not meanin' to show disrespect," resumed he, quick to note
her expression, but mistaking its cause. "It's a powerful big family
your a'nt has, first and last, and why wouldn't they ait? I'll tell ye
what, Miss Elleney, I'll just stop here in the chimbley corner, an' if
they does be wantin' any more toast I'll have it made for them afore
you can turn round."
"Oh no, Pat," cried Elleney in alarm. "That wouldn't do at all. Me
a'nt bid me tell ye--me a'nt said--"
"Well, what did she say, miss, dear?" inquired Pat, as she faltered.
"She wasn't best pleased," stammered the girl. "She thought I done
wrong lettin' you help me; she bid me give ye marchin'
orders"--catching at what seemed to her the least offensive manner of
conveying her aunt's behest.
"Well, I can soon march," said Pat, in a slightly offended tone, and
turning even a deeper red than before. "I'll be off out o' this in a
"Sure ye're not angry with me, Pat?" said Elleney timidly, as she
followed him to the door. "I'm very grateful for all ye done for me."
"To be sure you are," said Rooney, without turning his head, and in
another moment the house door slammed behind him.
Elleney returned somewhat mournfully to the parlour, there to find
the whole family in a state of violent excitement.
Mrs. McNally had just received a letter, which she was clutching
fast with both fat hands; while the seven girls were simultaneously
endeavouring to read its contents over her broad shoulders.
"If yez 'ull sit down like good children," she exclaimed, as Elleney
entered, "I'll read it all out--every word. An' yez 'ull all know as
soon as meself. But ye have me distracted entirely, tormentin' me the
way ye're doin' now. Musha! did anybody ever see such a scrawl as the
"Sure, I can see it plain enough from here," cried Juliana, and with
a sudden deft movement she twitched the document out of her mother's
hands. "I'll read it, m'mah, in half the time you do be thinkin' about
"Very well, me dear, very well," agreed Mrs. McNally resignedly. "Ye
have the best right, afther all. It concerns you more nor me."
Juliana smoothed out the paper, and began to read in a high-pitched
monotonous voice, and without any regard to punctuation, of which,
indeed, in all probability, the letter was devoid.
"'Dear Mrs. McNally,--I write these few lines hoping you are quite
well as I am at present thank God it's a long time since we come across
each other but I haven't forgot the old times and I am sure yourself is
the same I did be hearin' a while ago about the fine family of
daughters you have God bless them and how well you prospered in
business dear Mrs. McNally I have one son a fine young man that I do be
anxious to settle in life--'
"Look at that now!" put in Mrs. McNally jocularly. "Didn't I say the
letter was more for you than for me, girls?"
"Whisht! can't you whisht?" put in Henrietta eagerly. "Go on, Ju!"
"'Settle in life,' resumed Ju. 'The farm is doin' finely for me
thanks be to God though I'm not able to stock it as well as I'd like
these bad times.' He's lookin' out for a bit o' money, ye see, m'mah?"
"To be sure he is," responded her mother comfortably. "Trust Tim
Brennan to be lookin' out for that. An' why wouldn't he, the poor ould
fellow? Dear knows, it's hard set the most o' the farmers is to live at
all. He's a cute ould schemer, Tim is, though."
"'There's not one o' the girls in these parts I'd let him take up
with at all,' went on the reader, 'but it come to me mind that if you
was willin' we might make up a match between himself an' one o' your
fine young daughters--'
"Yous 'ull have all the luck, I suppose?" put in Maggie Nolan
"Not at all. What's that he says here about nieces, Ju?" returned
Mrs. McNally, leaning over her daughter's shoulder, and pointing with
her plump forefinger.
"'Or maybe one of them three nieces I was hearin' ye have livin'
with ye I knew your poor sister Bridget R.I.P. as well as I know
yourself an' I know all she done for her family.'"
"The sharpness o' that!" interrupted Henrietta. "The ould fellow
knows me A'nt Bridget had a nice little fortun', an' I'll engage he
made sure the three of yous has a share in the business."
"Young nieces," soliloquised Matilda, looking pensively at Bridget
"Young daughters, too, if ye please," returned Bridget with spirit,
and her glance fell upon Juliana.
"Well, go on, Ju, finish it," said Mrs. McNally, laughing
immoderately. "You can all be pulling caps for him afterwards."
"'Me son,' read Juliana, 'has business in Dublin this next week an'
if you've no objections he could run out on an early train some mornin'
an' pay his respects to yourself an' the girls an' he can be tellin' ye
all about our place an' his prospects in life he's the only son I have
an' its a good farm an' a comfortable house an' many a girl would think
she was doin' well for herself so hopin' you'll think well of the idea
I will say no more this time yours ancettery, TIMOTHY BRENNAN. P.S.--My
son Brian is six foot high an' has a beautiful head of hair he is
very--' What in the name o' fortun' is that word, m'mah?"
"Hearty, is it?" said Mrs. McNally, craning her short neck.
"No--happy, maybe--no, that's not it. Healthy, that's it! 'He is
"Laws!" said Henrietta, "that's a quare thing to be sayin'. Who
cares whether he's healthy or not?"
"A-ah, me dear," returned her mother sagely, "when ye get to my age
ye'll know it makes a great deal o' differ--especially to a farmer. The
poor d'da! Rest his soul!--well, well, we won't be talkin' o' them
times, but he was a great sufferer; an' if it was a farmer he was the
house wouldn't have held him. It's a terrible thing for a poor farmer
to be tryin' to go about his place, an' him not gettin' his health. I'm
glad this young fellow is healthy."
"Six foot!" commented Matilda, who was inclined to be sentimental.
"A beautiful head of hair," exclaimed Anna Maria, with a giggle.
"Troth, if it's me he takes a fancy to I'll be combin' it for him."
"Well," said Juliana indignantly, "I think ye're takin' too much on
yourself, Nanny, to go pickin' him up that way. There's others has a
better right to be considered first."
"You're the oldest, of course," said Anna Maria meekly.
"There's others older nor her, though," burst out Bridget.
"The oldest daughter has the first claim," cried Juliana, with
"To be sure, to be sure," said Mrs. McNally nervously. She was very
much in awe of her firstborn, who was indeed possessed of a
considerable amount of determination. "The young man, of course, 'ull
make his own choice, but I must say I think it 'ud be only becoming if
it was Ju."
Juliana glanced triumphantly round on the row of crestfallen faces,
and a sudden silence fell, during which Elleney, who had stood
listening with deep interest, suddenly remembered the now sodden toast
and handed it dutifully round.
Maggie Nolan's eyes met hers in wrathful protest as she helped
"Did ye ever see sich a girl as Ju?" she whispered.
"A regular grab-all. Of course if me a'nt goes favourin' her, the
poor fellow 'ull have to take her. But I pity him, aye do I."
"Sure maybe he won't," whispered Elleney back, consolingly. "He'll
be apt to be pickin' wan o' the young ones--I shouldn't wonder if it
was yourself, Maggie."
"If it wasn't for the money I dare say you'd have as good a chance
as the rest of us," said Maggie, mollified by this tribute; "but of
course the father wouldn't hear of any girl without a fortun'."
By an odd freak of fate, however, it was Elleney who first had
speech with Brian Brennan when he came to seek a wife in Mrs. McNally's
house. Elleney, indeed, was not in the house when his eyes first fell
upon her; she was kneeling on the doorstep, scrubbing it with might and
main. He had driven out from Dublin instead of coming by train, and
arrived in consequence earlier than was expected. Elleney wore the pink
cotton frock in which she went about her work of a morning; her sleeves
were rolled up, and her skirt pinned back. Her face was flushed with a
lovely colour, and the breeze lifted loose strands of her nut-brown
hair, as she squatted back on her heels in answer to the stranger's
"Is Mrs. McNally within? I think she's expecting me."
"Oh," said Elleney, looking up with those big astonished eyes of
hers, "is it Mr. Brennan?"
"It's that same," responded Brian cheerfully.
Elleney jumped up, knocking over her pail in her agitation, and
wiped her little damp hands on her apron.
"Me a'nt is in the shop," she said hurriedly. "If ye'll walk inside
I'll call her in a minute."
"A-ha!" said Mr. Brian, "you're one o' the nieces, are ye? Are the
rest anyways like ye?"
"They wouldn't take it as a compliment if ye were to say so,"
replied Elleney. "This way, sir."
The big young man followed her into the parlour. He was a very big
young man, and he had a beautiful head of hair, black and curly; and he
looked extremely well fed and pleased with the world in general.
"Bless me, child, what a show ye are!" exclaimed Mrs. McNally, when
Elleney breathlessly summoned her. "Look at your sleeves, and your
skirt tucked up an' all. I declare I'm ashamed of my life--"
"How could I know it was him?" protested Elleney.
"To be sure, to be sure, none of us expected him; an' any way it
doesn't matter about you. Here, pull down your sleeves, dear, and take
my place for a bit. Where's Ju?"
"She's above, doin' her hair, and Henny's sewin' the bows on her
"Well, well, I'll call them. You'll have to keep the shop goin'
altogether, Elleney, this day. All the girls is wild to have a chance,
an' I know ye won't mind doin' a bit extra."
"I wonder which it will be," meditated Elleney. "If I was him I'd
But Mr. Brian seemed quite unmoved by Nanny's rollicking charms. He
was, indeed, to some extent struck by the appearance of Juliana, who,
with her hair done up into what her mother called a "shin-on"--a
fashion much affected when she was a young woman--and wearing a silk
dress with flounces innumerable of the terra-cotta hue beloved, for
some occult reason, of her kind, entered the room with an air of
stately magnificence. The young visitor was very respectful to Juliana,
and spoke in particularly genteel tones when addressing her. But his
eyes wandered perpetually towards the door, and an acute observer might
have detected a certain lengthening of visage at each fresh arrival on
When the seven specimens of maidenhood, from among whom he was
expected to make his choice, were at length seated in various
constrained attitudes about the room, a dead silence fell, broken only
by an occasional nervous remark from Mrs. McNally, and a monosyllabic
response from the wooer. The relief was general when the "decent body,"
engaged to help for the day, opened the door with a very black hand,
kicked it still further back with a gaping shoe, and finally entered
the room bearing a large tray.
A repast, which the lady aforesaid subsequently described as
"sumpchus," soon adorned the board, and Mrs. McNally, with a
deprecating giggle, advised Brian to sit next the partner he liked
He hesitated, and cast a baffled glance round the room.
"Sure the whole of the family isn't here, is it?" he inquired.
"How many more would you want?" returned Juliana, with a playfulness
strongly tinged with asperity.
"Didn't I see another young lady an' I comin' in?" he persisted.
"Who in the name of wonder did he see, m'mah?" whispered Henrietta,
while the others looked blank.
"I b'lieve 'twas Elleney let him in," said Mrs. McNally. "The poor
fellow, he's that well-mannered he thinks bad o' sittin' down without
her. We're all here that can be here at present, Mr. Brian," she
remarked aloud. "Little Elleney that ye seen awhile ago is mindin' the
shop for me. We'll keep a bit hot for her till I go to take her place."
"Oh! that indeed?" said Brian rather blankly. "Isn't it clever of
her to be able to mind the shop, and she so young? I s'pose she's the
youngest of them?"
"Well, there isn't much to choose between her and Maggie there,"
returned his hostess; "and, indeed, I may say the same o' my daughter
Anna Maria. There is but a year between the three, one way or the
other. Well, since you're so bashful, Mr. Brian, I'd best choose a
place for ye. Will ye sit there on me right, between Bridget and
Juliana? There does be safety in numbers, they say, so ye needn't be
"Afeard is it?" responded Brian, with simulated jocularity, though
his countenance still wore an expression of dismay. "Troth! it 'ud be a
poor lookout if I was that easy frightened. 'Faint heart,' ye know."
But, though Mr. Brennan was very gallant and witty, the
entertainment was felt by every one to be somewhat flat, and the relief
was general when the young man proposed to go outside and smoke a bit
of a pipe. Mrs. McNally, however, considered it her duty to protest.
"Sure, we're not that particular," she observed, with her jolly
laugh. "Don't be goin' out in the cold, Mr. Brian."
"Why, what sort of a fellow would I be at all if I could forget
myself that way," he returned, rising with alacrity. "Would ye have me
pizenin' the young ladies? I hope I know me manners better."
"There's no denyin' he has elegant manners," commented his hostess,
as the door closed behind him. "I never wish to see a nicer young man.
Well, girls, what do ye think of him!"
"The poor fellow was shy, m'mah," said Juliana. "He kept blushin'
every time I looked at him."
"A-ah, g' long!" exclaimed Bridget, with startling warmth. "Not a
blush on him, then! Sure, it was his natural colour; he has a beautiful
"His eyes was rovin' from one to the other," cried Anna Maria,
giggling; "I was near dyin' with laughin'. You could see as plain as
anything he was axin' himself all the time, "Will I have this one,' or
'Will I have that one?'"
"A-ah, not at all," cried Juliana, reddening. "I didn't see a sign
of his eyes rovin'. Anybody with a grain of sense 'ud know his mind was
pretty well made up."
"Listen to that, now!" laughed Nanny, who was certainly
good-tempered. "You're out there, Ju. No; but I'll tell you the way it
was with him. Says he to himself, looking at you, 'That one is the
eldest and a fine girl altogether, but her nose is too long.' An' then
he'd look round at Bridget, 'She's got a nice bit o' money,' he'd say,
'but she's a bit too old for me.' An' then he'd look at me, 'A nice
healthy lump of a girl,' he'd say, 'but too many freckles.' An' then
Maggie maybe 'ud have a turn--"
"Och, don't be goin' on with such nonsense, child," interrupted her
mother, quick to observe certain tokens of an impending storm. "Don't
let him find yez quarrellin' an' fightin' when he does be comin' back.
Wait till I tell yez all he's afther tellin' me about his own place. I
questioned him a bit afore yez come down."
The girls crowded eagerly round her, and she repeated with unction
the description of the various glories which awaited the future Mrs.
Every one had forgotten Elleney and her little bit of dinner; every
one, that is, except the new-comer, who, after casting a nervous glance
at the parlour window on finding himself outside the house, had made
straightway for the almost deserted shop.
Customers were not many at that hour of the day, and Elleney had
only sold a pound of bacon and a couple of bootlaces since her aunt's
departure. She was sorting ribbons with a somewhat melancholy face when
Brian passed through the glass door and made his way to the counter.
"Is that where ye have yourself hidden?" he inquired gaily. "They
thought to keep ye shut up out o' me sight, but I was a match for them
as cute as they were. 'Twas a shame for them not to let you come in to
"Sure somebody had to mind the shop," returned Elleney. Then her
little pink and white face dimpled all over with smiles. "Have ye chose
yet, Mr. Brian?" said she.
"Bedad, I think I have," quoth Brian, gazing at her admiringly.
Elleney clapped her hands. "Oh dear, is it Juliana?"
"It's not Juliana, then," said he. "Is that the big one with the
top-knot? Sure, what sort of taste d'ye think I have?"
"It wouldn't be Bridget!" cried she, laughing till every little
white tooth was visible.
"That's a bad shot--I'm afeard ye're no hand at guessin'."
"I wished it was Nanny," said Elleney earnestly; "she's the
best-hearted girl in the world."
"You wished it was her, do ye? Well, I'm sorry I can't gratify ye.
My choice was made before I ever set eyes on e'er a one of them."
"Then ye'd no call to come here at all," interrupted Elleney
"Whisht! Don't be bitin' the nose off me that way. Ye little
schemer, ye know very well it's yerself that carries all before ye.
Sure, who'd have eyes for any one else when you were to the fore?"
"Och, Mr. Brian, it's a shame for ye!" cried Elleney, with flashing
eyes. "Ye've no right to come givin' me impidence that way. I'll call
"An' what would ye do that for? It's the truth I'm tellin' ye,
darlint. The very first minute I seen ye on the doorstep the heart
leapt out o' me breast. You're my choice, mavourneen, though I don't so
much as know your name yet."
Elleney gazed at him timidly. He was a pleasant-looking young
fellow, and his eyes were very kind. She turned quite pale because of
the rapid beating of her heart. What a wonderful thing it was that the
prize over whom all her rich cousins had been disputing should have
fallen to her share--to her, poor little penniless Elleney.
"It's too good of you entirely," she was beginning in a tremulous
voice; "but I don't think you ought to go disappintin' your father and
But before she could proceed further in her little speech the narrow
door which gave access to the house was thrown open and Mary Nolan
appeared upon the scene.
"Elleney, you're to--" she was beginning, when she suddenly stopped,
and, to use her own expression, "let a yell" that brought her aunt and
cousins in tumult to the scene.
"I couldn't for the life o' me help it," she explained as they
crowded round her. "When I had the door opened who did I see but
himself"--designating Brian--"with his impident arm round Elleney's
waist--the bould little scut!"
"Sure, I didn't ax him to put it there," protested Elleney,
beginning to cry; "I didn't rightly know what he was doin'."
"Ladies," said the suitor, "don't disthress yourselves. There wasn't
a ha'porth of harm in it--me arm was in the right place. I come here by
my father's wish an' with your consent, ma'am, to choose one o' your
family for my wife. Me clargy wouldn't let me marry the whole of yez,
so I have to be content with one, an' I'm after choosin' this one."
Juliana laughed shrilly and ironically, and Henrietta clapped her
hands together; the rest stood round with stony faces, except Nanny,
who cast a dubious and compassionate glance at Elleney.
"Lord save us!" ejaculated Mrs. McNally, when she had recovered her
wits, "I never thought o' such a thing. I had a right to have told
ye--it's a mistake. Me poor young man, come away with me an' I'll tell
"No mistake at all, ma'am," Brian was beginning, with a bright
backward glance at Elleney; but Mrs. McNally clutched him by the arm,
looking so much disturbed the while, that the words died on his lips,
and he suffered himself to be drawn along the passage and into the
parlour. The others also melted away with many scornful murmurs and
withering glances, all except Nanny, who hurled herself round the
counter and caught Elleney in her arms.
[Illustration: ELLENEY "With his impident arm round Elleney's
"Ye poor misfortunate innicent!" she exclaimed. "Why didn't ye tell
him ye weren't rightly one o' the family?"
"He didn't give me time," faltered Elleney; adding with more spirit,
"Besides, what matter if it's me he likes the best?"
"Bless us an' save us!" groaned Nanny; "sure how can ye get married
when ye haven't so much as a one pound note o' your own?"
"Do you think he didn't know?" gasped Elleney, looking very blank.
"Not a know," responded Nanny, with decision. "My mother had a right
to have told him, but some way not one of us dreamed of him thinkin' of
you. Sure, girl alive, if he was willin' itself, his father 'ud
never agree to his havin' ye."
"I s'pose not," said Elleney; "but ye don't know all he's afther
sayin' to me, Nanny."
"Och, divil doubt him!" exclaimed Nanny, with a vexed laugh. "Sure,
that's the way they all does be goin' on. If ye had more sense,
Elleney, me dear, ye'd know how to be up to them. Whisht!--here's
Poor Mrs. McNally's heavy foot was now heard hastening along the
passage, and in another minute she entered--alone, her kind face was
all puckered up with concern, and at first sight of it Elleney knew
exactly how matters stood. She disengaged herself from Nanny and went
quietly up to her aunt.
"I hope you explained to him that I didn't rightly understand what
he was sayin'," she observed with a certain childish dignity that took
the others by surprise. "It was all a mistake, of course, but there's
no great harm done."
"Not a bit of harm at all, me dear," groaned Mrs. McNally. "Not a
bit of harm in the world--only for the disappointment."
"No disappointment," returned Elleney; her eyes were steady, though
that red under-lip of hers would quiver; "no disappointment, a'nt, I
hope. He'll be sure to pick out one of the girls, won't he?"
"I b'lieve so," answered Mrs. McNally, propping herself against the
counter. "He's afther tellin' me his father 'ud be the death of him
"Sure that's all right," interrupted her niece. "Nanny, you ought to
go and see to him."
"Do, Nanny," said the mother. "He was askin' for you."
"Then he may ask away," retorted Nanny. "Do ye remember the story o'
the Connaught woman who said 'Purse, will ye have him?' when the fellow
made up to her for her money. My purse says 'No.' Let him try Juliana.
Is that the bar bell ringing?"
"Aye, it is; ye'd best be off an' see what's wanted. Bridget and
Mary is so taken up with that young fellow I declare they don't know
whether they're on their heads or their heels."
"Aye, indeed," cried Anna Maria with her jolly laugh. "I seen them
prancin' round him like a couple o' goats, as old as they are."
She vanished, and Mrs. McNally also went away.
Some time later Pat Rooney entered the shop, bearing a large tray of
newly-baked loaves. His face wore a solemn, not to say sulky,
expression, and he looked neither to right nor to left. Before he had
finished piling up the loaves in their allotted corner, however, a
suspicious sound attracted his attention, and he turned reluctantly
round. A small figure was crouching in the darkest angle of the "dress
department," with its apron over its head.
"Is it cryin' ye are?" said Pat sternly.
For all answer Elleney sobbed afresh.
The young man drew nearer, and Elleney tilted up one elbow as a hint
to him to keep his distance.
"Bedad, ye have no right to be cryin'," remarked Pat in a withering
tone. "It was the other way wid ye altogether when I looked in through
the door a while ago, on my way back from me dinner. If I hadn't seen
it wid me own two eyes," he added with scornful severity, "I wouldn't
have believed it was you that was in it at all."
Elleney jerked down her apron, and looked up with eyes that blazed
beneath their swollen lids.
"How dar' ye speak to me that way?" she cried.
Pat snorted: "To be sure I've no right to say a word at all," he
returned, with wrathful irony. "A poor fellow like meself has no call
to have any feelin's--but ye might have knocked me down with a feather
when I seen that strange chap with his arm about your waist."
"Oh Pat!" gasped Elleney, and overcome with shame and woe, she burst
into fresh tears, and buried her face in the unresponsive folds of a
linsey-woolsey petticoat which dangled from a peg beside her.
Pat immediately melted.
"Amn't I the terrible ould ruffian to go upsettin' ye that way!" he
groaned remorsefully. "There now, Miss Elleney, don't mind me. I'm not
meself to-day. I'm a regular ould gomeril. Sure it had to come sooner
or later. It's meself knew very well I'd have to stan' by and see ye
carried off some fine day by whoever was lucky enough to get ye. Some
fellows has all the luck in this world, and maybe they're no better nor
others that hasn't any luck at all."
But Elleney scarcely heeded the latter part of this speech; it
seemed to her she could never lift up her head again. Pat knew--Pat had
"Oh dear," she sobbed inarticulately, after a pause, "I think I'll
die with the shame of it. I don't know how I come to let him do it at
all, but I didn't rightly know--I didn't think--an'--an' he said he was
so fond of me an' 'twas me he wanted for his wife."
"Faith," retorted Pat, "it's himself's the gentleman doesn't let the
grass grow under his feet--an' why would he? Well, alanna," he
continued in an altered tone, "don't be frettin' yourself anyway.
Bedad, I wouldn't blame--"
"Ah, but I blame myself," interrupted Elleney, wringing her poor
little hands. "I'll--I'll never look up again afther the disgrace he's
afther puttin' on me. Sure 'twas all a mistake--he thought I was one of
the family, an' when me a'nt tould him the way it is with me, he just
tossed me away the same as an ould shoe. I b'lieve he's makin' up to
Pat emitted a kind of roar, but, before he could ventilate his
feelings further, the door communicating with the house was quickly
opened and Mr. Brian Brennan walked in.
"Are ye there, darlint?" he inquired, in a tone of melancholy
tenderness; "I'm just come to tell ye the poor case I'm in--"
"Then ye'll be in a poorer case in something less than no time if ye
don't behave yourself, me brave young gentleman!" cried a choked voice
in his ear, and almost before he could realise what was taking place,
Brian Brennan found his six-foot length laid low upon the dusty shop
floor, while his beautiful head of hair rolled aimlessly about amid a
collection of boots and tin buckets. Pat Rooney was sitting on his
chest, his knees pinioning his arms, and clutching each of his broad
shoulders with a vigorous hand. He was not half the size of the
prostrate giant, but love and fury lent him unnatural strength. His
flour-bedecked face worked convulsively, his eyes gleamed under their
Elleney uttered a stifled scream, and then stood transfixed with
"Ye passed your word to Miss Elleney a while ago that it was her
ye'd have for your wife," said Pat firmly. "Are ye goin' to stick to
your promise or are ye not?"
"Get up out o' that, ye ruffian," spluttered Brian. "What business
is it of yours anyway?"
"Ruffian yourself!" said Pat. And he heaved up Mr. Brennan's
shoulders a little way, and then loosed his hold suddenly, so that the
fine curly head bumped once more against the tin pails. "Will ye gi' me
a straight answer, or will ye not?"
"I'll pay ye out for this when I get upon my legs!" growled Brian.
"As for that young lady, she knows very well I can't--"
"Ye can't what?" cried Pat, rolling a threatening eye at him.
"I can't keep my word," said Mr. Brennan, with as much dignity as
was compatible with his position.
"Ye mean ye won't, I s'pose," remarked Pat, with ominous calm.
"Well, then, I won't!" shouted Brian, heaving himself up at the same
time with a futile attempt to rid himself of his adversary.
"Ah!" retorted Pat, tightening his grasp on the powerless shoulders,
and repeating his previous manoeuvre with such success that his victim
saw a multitude of stars. "Ye won't, won't ye? No; but ye will!--I tell
ye, ye will! Ye will, me fine gentleman!"
With each reiteration of the phrase the unfortunate Brian's head
received fresh damage, and Pat, who was warming to his work, had just
announced that he was going to give Mr. Brian the finest thrashing he
ever had in his life, when Elleney, who had hitherto been petrified
with alarm and amazement, rushed to the rescue.
"In the name o' goodness, Pat Rooney," she cried, in a voice that
trembled as much with anger as with fear, "get up this minute! It's
"Never fear, Miss Elleney, asthore!" cried Pat triumphantly, baring
his arms the while for action. "Run away out o' this while I tache him
manners! The dirty spalpeen! He'll not have it all his own way, anyhow.
I'll give him a trimmin'!"
"I forbid ye, Pat, to do any such thing!" cried Elleney, almost with
a shriek. "I declare I'm ashamed o' my life! Who gave you leave to go
mixin' up my name?--makin' so little of me? Oh dear! oh dear!" and the
poor child began to sob again. "What have I done to be disgraced an'
tormented that way!"
Her blue eyes were drowned in tears, her pretty cheeks blanched.
Pat sat back on his prostrate foe, and stared up at her with
astonished concern. Elleney sobbed louder than before, and Brian,
raising his voice, uttered a forcible expression of opinion.
"Bless us an' save us!" exclaimed a voice in the passage, and the
door, being thrown wide open, revealed the portly form and scandalised
face of no less a person than Mrs. McNally herself.
"Who is it that's cursin' an swearin' that way?" she began, but
broke off abruptly as she realised the scene within.
"Oh, a'nt, me heart's broke entirely!" cried Elleney, running to
her, and hiding her face on her ample shoulder.
Pat cleared his throat diffidently, insensibly relaxing his grip the
while, so that, with a slight effort, Brian was enabled to roll him on
to the floor, and to rise, looking very sheepish.
"Was it fightin' the two of yez was?" said Mrs. McNally severely.
"Sure, that's a disgrace. Look at your coat all over dust, Mr. Brennan,
and the big lump on your forehead risin' up the size of an egg!"
Brian squinted over his shoulder to ascertain the condition of his
coat, but being unable to carry out the rest of Mrs. McNally's
injunctions and survey the lump on his own forehead, he passed his hand
over it instead, and turned towards Pat with an expression of virtuous
"That fellow there was near bein' the death of me," he exclaimed.
"Musha! what is it all about at all?" queried Mrs. McNally.
"Elleney, quit cryin' an' tell me what happened ye? What was that
impident fellow Pat doin' rollin' Mr. Brennan on the floor?"
Elleney shook her head, and wept, and nearly throttled her aunt, but
entered on no explanation.
Quick steps were now heard in the passage, and Anna Maria burst in.
"What in the world is Elleney cryin' for?" she exclaimed; "an'
goodness gracious! look at Mr. Brennan, the show he is! Is it up the
chimney ye were? For the matter of that Pat isn't much better. What's
all this, m'mah?"
"I'm sure I couldn't tell ye, me dear," returned her mother. "I
can't get a word o' sense out of any of them. Brian Brennan here says
that Pat is afther bein' the death of him."
"Ah, then now," cried Anna Maria sarcastically, "isn't he very
delicate, the poor fellow, to be so near made an end of by a little
fellow half his size!"
"I was took by surprise," explained Mr. Brian, with dignity, "or I
could easy have settled him with one finger."
"Well, but what call had ye to go doin' it, Pat?" insisted Anna
Maria. "'Twasn't your place to go knocking a visitor down, I think."
"I'm very sorry, miss, if ye think I'm afther takin' a liberty,"
returned Pat firmly; "but I'd knock any man down who went to insult
Elleney dropped her arms from her aunt's neck and whisked round, her
blue eyes blazing through her tears.
"I'll thank ye not to be mixin' yerself up with my business at all,
Pat Rooney. Nobody asked you to meddle."
"Was it Mr. Brennan ye were cryin' about, me poor child?" said Mrs.
McNally, in a compassionate but distinctly audible whisper.
Brian shot a melting glance towards her.
"Upon me word," he was beginning plaintively, when Elleney
interrupted him with a little shriek of exasperation, and a stamp of
"Oh dear, oh dear, everything is contrairy this day! I'd have ye to
know, Mr. Brennan, that I'd be long sorry to cry for you--if ye was to
go down on your two knees I'd never have ye! I know the kind o' young
man ye are now, an' I'll not fret after ye. I couldn't help cryin' at
first at the disrespectful way ye were afther treatin' me, but I
wouldn't have anything to say to ye now for the whole world."
"Well done!" cried Pat approvingly, while Anna Maria giggled.
"Maybe there's others that thinks different," said Brian in a
"Oh yes," put in Anna Maria quickly, "her elders and betters--was
that what you were goin' to say? Juliana's to be had, Mr. Brian. She'd
be a mother to ye."
"Upon me word, Nanny," said Mrs. McNally, "it doesn't become ye to
be talkin' that way of your elder sister."
"Sure, what harm?" responded Nanny blithely. "All I said was she'd
be a mother to him. Sure, what could be better than that?"
Brian, with all his faults, was gifted with a sense of humour, and
looked at Anna Maria with a twinkle in his eye.
"Bedad," he said, "I've that much respect for Miss Juliana I'd be
afraid o' me life to ask her to put up with me."
"Well, there's Bridget then," said Nanny. "Bridget's a fine girl,
an' she's got a fine fortun', an' the whole of us knows that's what
you're lookin' afther, Mr. Brian."
"I wouldn't say that altogether," said Brian, stammering a little.
"Yous all know the way it is with me. 'Tis me father that's makin' the
match for me, and I have to choose one of the family. No one can feel
more sorry nor I do for the unfort'nate mistake I'm afther makin'; I
went altogether too quick, and I was very much to blame. I'm sure I ax
Miss Elleney's pardon."
Elleney made a little inarticulate rejoinder, and turned away. Pat
looked daggers at his whilom victim, and Mrs. McNally, folding her
arms, looked sternly round.
"The less said about some things the better," she remarked. "Mr.
Brian, I'll trouble ye to go into the parlour--ye'd best go with him
too, Nanny; all the girls are there."
"Will ye step up to the show-room?" said Nanny, with a giggle.
"Troth," returned Brian, who was now in some measure recovering his
self-possession, "I think the best o' the stock is what I'm afther
seein' in the shop."
He followed her out of the room, and a slight scuffle was presently
heard in the passage. Mrs. McNally solemnly closed the door, and came
back to Pat and Elleney, who stood looking equally downcast and
"I'd like to know, Pat Rooney," she said, gazing at the young man
sternly, "what talk at all this is between you and me niece? What
business is it o' yours to interfere? I don't understand it at all,
Elleney--I'm very much put about--"
"It's no fault of Miss Elleney's, ma'am," said Pat quickly. "She'd
nothin' to say to it at all. I forgot meself altogether. When I seen
that fellow makin' little of a chance that I'd give the two eyes out o'
my head for--"
"O Pat, whisht for goodness sake!" interrupted Elleney. "Ye oughtn't
to be talkin' like that."
"Sure I know that very well, Miss Elleney, darlint--I know I might
just as well be cryin' for the moon. But the murder's out now, an' 'pon
me word I'm glad of it. I couldn't stop here the way I am--I'd go mad
altogether. I'll throuble ye to look out for another boy, Mrs. McNally,
ma'am--I wish to leave in a week's time."
Mrs. McNally gasped.
"Isn't it the great fool you are, Pat Rooney, to go give up your
good place for a stupid notion like this? Ye know Miss Elleney 'ud
never demean herself to you."
"Ay, ma'am, I know she looks on me as the dirt under her feet."
"Then stop where ye are," said Mrs. McNally, comfortably. "You're a
very good boy when you don't let your wits go wool-gatherin'. As for my
niece, she's no notion of encouragin' any nonsense--have ye, Elleney?"
Elleney's long lashes were downcast, and she nervously twisted her
"Sure ye haven't, dear?" said her aunt persuasively. "Tell the poor
foolish fellow that ye haven't, an' then he'll be puttin' it altogether
out of his head."
Elleney raised her eyes and looked at Pat, and then dropped them
"He's the only one in the wide world that cares for me," she said,
with a quivering lip.
"Bless us and save us!" gasped Mrs. McNally. "If that's the way it
is, Pat, ye'd best be off with yourself."
Pat turned as red as a cherry, and then as white as his own flour.
"Miss Elleney, dear," he whispered, "d'ye know what ye're sayin'?
D'ye know I'm such a great big fool that I'm beginning to think the
most outrageous nonsense. I'll be beginnin' to think soon, me jewel,
that ye might some day be gettin' a bit fond o' me, an' maybe say Yes
when I ax ye a question. Sure ye didn't think of that, alanna?"
"Will ye whisht, ye impident fellow?" cried Mrs. McNally angrily.
"Of course she thought o' no such thing."
Elleney turned her sweet eyes deprecatingly towards her aunt, and
murmured very faintly--
"I don't know--I--I think I did."
* * * * *
Half-an-hour afterwards Mrs. McNally entered the parlour with a
dubious, almost timid, expression on her good-natured face. Most of her
family was gathered round the hearth, talking in muffled tones, and
with gloomy countenances. Behind the window-curtain Brian Brennan and
Anna Maria were tittering together. Mrs. McNally jerked her thumb
inquiringly over her shoulder, and raised her eyebrows.
"Is that the way it is?" she whispered.
"You'd better ask them," returned Juliana, with her nose in the air.
Bridget sniffed audibly.
"She reg'larly thrun herself at his head," said Mary spitefully.
"Did I indeed?" said Nanny, emerging from behind the window-curtain.
"Brian here could tell yous a different story. He's been beggin' an'
prayin' this half-hour, an' I haven't give him an answer yet."
"Ah, but you will!" said Brian, with an ingratiating smile.
"If I do then it 'ull be for the sake of servin' you out. Ye never
heard the like of the life I'll be leadin' ye. Ye'll only be sorry
once, an' that'll be for ever."
"I'll risk that," said Brian gallantly.
"Well, well, well," said Mrs. McNally, clapping her hands; "so it's
to be you, Nanny! 'Pon me word it rains weddin's this evenin'. I don't
know whether I'm on me head or me heels. There's Elleney,
now--nothin'll serve her but to go takin' up with Pat Rooney."
"Pat Rooney!" exclaimed Anna Maria, while the rest of the family
echoed the name in varying tones of shrill disapproval.
"Aye, indeed," said Mrs. McNally, dropping into a chair.
"Pat Rooney. Her mind's made up, it seems, and 'pon me word, though
I thought she'd have looked higher, I can't altogether blame the girl.
Sure what sort of a husband can she expect, and her without a penny? An
old widower maybe, or maybe a fellow with one leg. Pat's gettin' good
wages, an' the two of them were talkin' o' takin' that little thatched
cabin just out of the town--"
"A cabin!" said Juliana, and began to turn up her eyes, and to make
a strange clucking noise in her throat.
"For goodness' sake, Ju, don't be goin' off in highsterics," cried
Nanny quickly. "Sure what matter if 'tis a cabin itself! I'll engage
she'll keep it as clean as a new pin--and she's a great hand at her
needle, so she is. Sure she'll be able to do dressmakin' for the
"An' of course," said Mrs. McNally, casting a deprecating glance
round at the irate faces, "we mustn't forget she doesn't rightly belong
to the family. Tis no disgrace to us at all, an' really an' truly,
girls, I'm almost glad to think she's comfortably settled."
"To be sure," said Bridget, "she's no relation at all to any of us.
A little girl that me a'nt took in out of charity. Why wouldn't she
marry the baker--"
"My blessin' to her!" said Mary sourly.
Juliana left off clucking, and smiled sarcastically. "She isn't
breakin' her heart after you, Mr. Brian, at any rate," she remarked.
"She wasn't long in getting over her disappointment."
"I must say I didn't think she'd make so little of herself," he
returned, drawing himself up.
"How d'ye like that, Nanny?" said Juliana spitefully. "I declare Mr.
Brian's quite upset."
"Ah, the poor fellow, is he?" said Anna Maria, whose good-humour was
imperturbable. "I declare I'll have to get married to him now if it's
only to comfort him."
And thereupon she burst into a hearty laugh, in which Brian Brennan
IN ST. PATRICK'S WARD
It was intensely, suffocatingly hot, though the windows on either
side of the long room were wide open; the patients lay languidly
watching the flies on the ceiling, the sunshine streaming over the
ochre-tinted wall, the flickering light of the little lamp which burned
night and day beneath the large coloured statue of St. Patrick in the
centre of the ward. It was too hot even to talk. Granny M'Gee--who,
though not exactly ill, was old and delicate enough to be permitted to
remain permanently in the Union Infirmary instead of being relegated to
the workhouse proper--dozed in her wicker chair with her empty pipe
between her wrinkled fingers. Once, as she loved to relate, she had
burnt her lovely fringe with that same pipe--"bad luck to it!" but she
invariably hastened to add that her heart 'ud be broke out an' out if
it wasn't for the taste o' baccy. Her neighbour opposite was equally
fond of snuff, and was usually to be heard lamenting how she had r'ared
a fine fam'ly o' boys an' girls, and how notwithstanding she had ne'er
a wan to buy her a ha'porth in her ould age. Now, however, for a wonder
she was silent, and even the woman nearest the door found it too hot to
brandish her distorted wrists, according to her custom when she wished
to excite compassion or to plead for alms. There would be no visitors
this morning; not the most compassionate of "the ladies," who came to
read to and otherwise cheer the poor sufferers of St. Patrick's ward,
would venture there on such a day.
The buzzing of the flies aforesaid, the occasional moans of the more
feeble patients, the hurried breathing of a poor girl in the last stage
of consumption were the only sounds to be heard, except for the quiet
footsteps and gentle voice of Sister Louise. There was something
refreshing in the very sight of this tall slight figure, in its
blue-grey habit and dazzling white "cornette," from beneath which the
dark eyes looked forth with sweet and almost childish directness.
Sister Louise was not indeed much more than a child in years, and there
were still certain inflections in her voice, an elasticity in her
movements, a something about her very hands, with their little pink
palms and dimpled knuckles, that betrayed the fact. But those babyish
hands had done good service since Sister Louise had left the novitiate
in the Rue du Bac two years before; that young voice had a marvellous
power of its own, and could exhort and reprove as well as soothe and
console, and when the blue-robed figure was seen flitting up and down
the ward smiles appeared on wan and sorrowful faces, and querulous
murmurs were hushed. Even to-day the patients nodded to her languidly
as she passed, observing with transitory cheerfulness that they were
kilt with the hate, or that it was terrible weather entirely. One crone
raised herself sufficiently to remark that it was a fine thing for the
counthry, glory be to God! which patriotic sentiment won a smile from
Sister Louise, but failed to awaken much enthusiasm in any one else.
The Sister of Charity paused before a bed in which a little, very
thin old woman was coiled up with eyes half closed. Mrs. Brady was the
latest arrival at St. Patrick's ward, having indeed only "come in" on
the preceding day, and Sister Louise thought she would very likely need
a little cheering.
"How are you to-day, Mrs. Brady!" she asked, bending over her.
"Why then indeed, ma'am--is it ma'am or Mother I ought to call ye?"
"'Sister'--we are all Sisters here, though some of the people call
Sister Superior 'Reverend Mother.'"
"Ah, that indeed?" said Mrs. Brady, raising herself a little in the
bed and speaking with great dignity, "Ye see yous are not the sort o'
nuns I'm used to, so you'll excuse me if I don't altogether spake the
way I ought. Our nuns down in the Queen's County has black veils ye
know, ma'am--Sisther I mane--an' not that kind of a white bonnet that
you have on your head."
"Well, do you know our patients here get quite fond of our white
wings as they call them?" returned Sister Louise, smiling. "But you
haven't told me how you are, yet. Better, I hope, and pretty
A tear suddenly rolled down Mrs. Brady's cheek, but she preserved
her lofty manner.
"Ah yes, thank ye, Sisther, as comfortable as I could expect in a
place like this. Of course I niver thought it's here' I'd be, but it's
on'y for a short time, thanks be to God! My little boy'll be comin'
home from America soon to take me out of it."
"Why, that's good news!" cried the Sister cheerfully. "We must make
you quite well and strong--that is as strong as we can"--with a
compassionate glance, "by the time he comes. When do you expect him?"
"Any day now, ma'am--Sisther, I mane--aye, indeed, I may say any day
an' every day, an' I'm afeard his heart'll be broke findin' me in this
place. But no matther!"
Here she shook her head darkly, as though she could say much on that
subject, but refrained out of consideration for Sister Louise.
"Well, we must do all we can for you meanwhile," said the latter
gently. "Have you made acquaintance with your neighbours yet? Poor Mrs.
M'Evoy here is worse off than you, for she can't lift her head just
now. Tell Mrs. Brady how it was you hurt your back, Mrs. M'Evoy."
"Bedad, Sisther, ye know yerself it was into the canal I fell wid a
can o' milk," said the old woman addressed, squinting fearfully in her
efforts to catch a glimpse of the new patient. "The Bishop says the
last time he come round, 'I s'pose,' he says, 'ye were goin' to put
wather in the milk.' 'No,' says I, 'there was wather enough in it
Here Mrs. M'Evoy leered gleefully up at the Sister, and one or two
feeble chuckles were heard from the neighbouring beds; but Mrs. Brady
assumed an attitude which can only be described as one implying a
mental drawing away of skirts, and preserved an impenetrable gravity.
Evidently she had never associated with "the like" of Mrs. M'Evoy in
the circles in which she had hitherto moved.
"And there's Kate Mahony on the other side," pursued Sister Louise,
without appearing to notice Mrs. Brady's demeanour. "She has been lying
here for seventeen years; haven't you, Kate?"
"Aye, Sisther," said Kate, a thin-faced sweet-looking woman of about
forty, looking up brightly.
"Poor Kate!" said the Sister in a caressing tone. "You must get Kate
to tell you her story some time, Mrs. Brady. She has seen better days
"Oh, that indeed?" said Mrs. Brady, distantly but politely, and with
a dawning interest; "I s'pose you are from the country then, like
"Ah no, ma'am," returned Kate. "I may say I was never three miles
away from town. I went into service when I was on'y a slip of a little
girl, an' lived with the wan lady till the rheumatic fever took me an'
made me what I am now. You're not from this town, I s'pose, ma'am."
"Indeed, I'd be long sorry to come from such a dirty place--beggin'
your pardon for sayin' it. No, indeed, I am from the Queen's County,
near Mar'boro'. We had the loveliest little farm there ye could see, me
an' me poor husband, the Lord ha' mercy on his soul! Aye, indeed, it's
little we ever thought--but no matther! Glory be to goodness! my little
boy'll be comin' back from America soon to take me out o' this."
"Sure it's well for ye," said Kate, "that has a fine son o' your own
to work for ye. Look at me without a crature in the wide world
belongin' to me! An' how long is your son in America, ma'am?"
"Goin' on two year now," said Mrs. Brady, with a sigh.
"He'll be apt to be writin' to ye often, I s'pose, ma'am."
"Why then, indeed, not so often. The poor fellow, he was niver much
of a hand at the pen. He's movin' about, ye see, gettin' work here an'
Sister Louise had moved on, seeing that the pair were likely to make
friends; and before ten minutes had elapsed each was in possession of
the other's history. Kate's, indeed, was simple enough; her seventeen
years in the infirmary being preceded by a quiet life in a very
uninteresting neighbourhood; but she "came of decent people," being
connected with "the rale ould O'Rorkes," and her father had been "in
business"; two circumstances which impressed Mrs. Brady very much, and
caused her to unbend towards "Miss Mahony," as she now respectfully
called her new acquaintance. The latter was loud in expressions of
admiration and sympathy as Mrs. Brady described the splendours of the
past; the servant-man and the servant-maid, who, according to her, once
formed portion of her establishment; the four beautiful milch cows
which her husband kept, besides sheep, and a horse an' car, and
"bastes" innumerable; the three little boys they buried, and then
Barney--Barney, the jewel, who was now in Amerika.
"The finest little fella ye'd see between this an' County Cork! Over
six fut, he is, an' wid a pair o' shoulders on him that ye'd think 'ud
hardly get in through that door beyant."
"Lonneys!" said Kate admiringly.
"Aye, indeed, an' ye ought to see the beautiful black curly head of
him, an' eyes like sloes, an' cheeks--why I declare"--half raising
herself and speaking with great animation, "he's the very moral o' St.
Patrick over there! God forgive me for sayin' such a thing, but raly if
I was to drop down dead this minute I couldn't but think it! Now I
assure ye, Miss Mahony, he's the very image of that blessed statye,
'pon me word!"
Miss Mahony looked appreciatively at the representation of the
patron of Ireland, which was remarkable no less for vigour of outline
and colouring than for conveying an impression of exceeding
cheerfulness, as both the saint himself and the serpent which was
wriggling from beneath his feet were smiling in the most affable manner
"Mustn't he be the fine boy!" she ejaculated, after a pause. "I'd
love to see him--but I'll niver get a chanst o' that, I s'pose. Will he
be comin' here to see ye, ma'am?"
"He'll be comin' to take me out of it," returned the mother. "He
doesn't raly know I'm in it at all. I'll tell ye now the way it is.
When the poor father died--the light o' heaven to him--an' bad times
come, and we had to give up our own beautiful little place, Barney
brought me to town an' put me with Mrs. Byrne, a very nice respectable
woman that was married to a second cousin o' my poor husband's, an' I
was to stop with her till he came back from America with his fortune
made. Well," pursued Mrs. Brady, drawing in her breath with a sucking
sound, which denoted that she had come to an interesting part of her
narrative, "well, he kep' sendin' me money, ye know, a pound or maybe
thirty shillin' at a time--whenever he could, the poor boy, an' I was
able to work the sewin'-machine a little, an' so we made out between us
till I took this terrible bad turn. Well, of course troubles niver
comes single, an' the last letther I got from my poor little fella had
only fifteen shillin' in it, an' he towld me he had the bad luck
altogether, but, says he,'My dear mother, ye must on'y howld out the
best way ye can. There's no work to be got in this place at all' (New
York I think it was). 'But I am goin' out West,' says he, 'to a place
where I'm towld there's fortunes made in no time, so I'll be over wid
ye soon,' he says, 'wid a power o' money, an' I'm sure Mary Byrne'll be
a good friend to ye till then. The worst of it is,' he says, 'it's a
terrible wild outlandish place, and I can't be promisin' ye many
letthers, for God knows if there'll be a post-office in it at all,'
says he; 'but I'll be thinkin' of ye often, an' ye must keep up your
heart,' he says. Well," sucking up her breath again, "poor Mrs. Byrne
done all she could for me, but of course when it got to be weeks an'
months that I was on my back not able to do a hand's turn for meself,
an' no money comin' an' no sign o' Barney, what could she do, the
crature? One day Dr. Isaacs says to her, 'Mrs. Byrne,' says he, 'why
don't ye send poor Mrs. Brady to the Infirmary?' 'What Infirmary, sir?'
says she. 'The Union Infirmary,' says he; 'it's the on'y place she's
fit for except the Incurables in Dublin,' says he, 'an' I'm afraid
there's no chance for there.' 'Oh, docther, don't mention it!' says
poor Mrs. Byrne--she was telling me about it aftherwards. 'Is it the
Union? I wouldn't name it,' she says, 'to a decent respectable woman
like Mrs. Brady. She's a cousin by marriage o' me own,' she says; 'I
wouldn't name it to her, I assure ye.' 'Just as you please,'
says Docther Isaacs. 'It 'ud be the truest kindness you could do her
all the same, for she'd get betther care and nourishment than you could
give her.' Well, poor Mrs. Byrne kep' turnin' it over in her mind, but
she raly couldn't bring herself to mention it, nor wouldn't, on'y she
was druv to it at the end, the crature, with me bein' ill so long, an'
the rent comin' so heavy on her an' all. So we settled it between the
two of us wan day, an' she passed me her word to bring me Barney's
letther--if e'er a wan comes--the very minute she gets it, an' if he
comes himself she says she won't let on where I am, all at wanst, but
she'll tell him gradual. Sometimes I do be very unaisy in me mind, Miss
Mahony, I assure ye, wondherin' what he'll say when he hears. I'm
afeared he'll be ready to kill me for bringin' such a disgrace on him."
"Sure, what could ye do?" said Kate, a little tartly, for naturally
enough as "an inmate" of many years' standing, she did not quite like
her new friend's insistence on this point. "Troth, it's aisy talkin',
but it's not so aisy to starve. An' afther all, there's many a one
that's worse off nor us here, I can tell ye, especially since the
Sisthers come, God bless them, with their holy ways. How'd ye like to
be beyant at the ----Union, where the nurses gobbles up all the
nourishment that's ordhered for the poor misfortunate cratures that's
in it, an leaves thim sthretched from mornin' till night without doin'
a hand's turn for them. Aye, an' 'ud go near to kill them if they dar'd
let on to the Docther. Sure, don't I know well how it was before the
Sisthers was here--we have different times now I can tell ye. Why, that
very statye o' St. Pathrick that ye were talkin' of a while ago, wasn't
it them brought it? An' there's St. Joseph over in the ward fornenst
this, an' St. Elizabeth an' the Holy Mother above. See that now. Isn't
it a comfort to be lookin' at them holy things, and to see the blessed
Sisthers come walkin' in in the mornin' wid a heavenly smile for every
one, an' their holy eyes lookin' into every hole an' corner an' spyin'
out what's wrong?"
"Aye, indeed," assented Mrs. Brady, a little faintly though, for
however grateful she might be, and comfortable in the main, there was a
bitterness in the thought of her "come down" that nothing could
She and her neighbour were excellent friends all the same, and she
soon shared Kate's enthusiasm for "the Sisthers," finding comfort
moreover in the discovery that Sister Louise understood and sympathised
with her feelings, and was willing to receive endless confidences on
the subject of the "little boy," and to discuss the probability of his
speedy advent with almost as much eagerness as herself.
But all too soon it became evident that unless Barney made great
haste another than he would take Mrs. Brady "out of" the workhouse.
Grim death was approaching with rapid strides, and one day the priest
found her so weak that he told her he would come on the morrow to hear
her confession and to give her the last Sacraments.
Not one word did the old woman utter in reply. She lay there with
her eyes closed and her poor old face puckered up, unheeding all Kate
Mahony's attempts at consolation. These, though well meant, were
slightly inconsistent, as she now assured her friend that indeed it was
well for her, and asked who wouldn't be glad to be out o' that; and in
the next moment informed her that maybe when she was anointed she might
find herself cured out an' out, as many a wan had before her, an'
wasn't it well known that them that the priest laid his holy hands on,
as likely as not took a good turn immaydiate?
Later on Sister Louise bent over Mrs. Brady with gentle reassuring
"God knows best, you know," she said, at the end of her little
homily; "you will say 'His will be done,' won't you?"
"Sure Sisther, how can I?" whispered Mrs. Brady, opening her
troubled eyes; her face almost awful to look on in its grey pallor.
"How can I say 'His will be done' if I'm to die in the workhouse? An'
me poor little boy comin' as fast as he can across the say to take me
out of it, an' me breakin' my heart prayin' that I might live to see
the day! An' when he comes back he'll find the parish has me buried.
Ah, Sisther, how am I to resign meself at all? In the name o' God how
am I to resign meself?"
The tears began to trickle down her face, and Sister Louise cried a
little too for sympathy, and stroked Mrs. Brady's hand, and coaxed, and
cajoled, and soothed and preached to the very best of her ability; and
at the end left her patient quiet but apparently unconvinced.
It was with some trepidation that she approached her on the morrow.
Mrs. Brady's attitude was so unusual that she felt anxious and alarmed.
As a rule the Irish poor die calmly and peacefully, happy in their
faith and resignation; but this poor woman stood on the brink of
eternity with a heart full of bitterness, and a rebellious will.
Mrs. Brady's first words, however, reassured her.
"Sisther, I'm willin' now to say 'His will be done.'"
"Thank God for that," cried Sister Louise fervently.
"Aye. Well, wait till I tell ye. In the night when I was lying awake
I took to lookin' at St. Pathrick beyant, wid the little lamp
flickerin' an' flickerin' an' shinin' on his face, an' I thought o'
Barney, an' that I'd niver see him agin, an' I burst out cryin'. 'Oh,
St Pathrick!' says I, 'how'll I ever be able to make up my mind to it
at all?' An' St. Pathrick looked back at me rale wicked. An' 'Oh,' says
I again, 'God forgive me, but sure how can I help it?' An' there was
St. Pathrick still wid the cross look on him p'intin' to the shamrock
in his hand, as much as to say 'There is but the wan God in three
divine Persons an' Him ye must obey.' So then I took to baitin' me
breast an' sayin' 'The will o' God be done!' an' if ye'll believe me,
Sisther, the next time I took heart to look at St. Pathrick there he
was smilin' for all the world the moral o' poor Barney. So says I,
'afther that!' Well, Sisther, the will o' God be done! He knows best,
Sisther alanna, doesn't He? But," with a weak sob, "my poor little
boy's heart 'ill be broke out an' out when he finds I'm afther dyin' in
"We must pray for him," said the Sister softly; "you must pray for
him and offer up the sacrifice that God asks of you, for him. Try not
to fret so much. Barney would not like you to fret. He would grieve
terribly if he saw you like this."
"Heth he would," said Mrs. Brady, sobbing again.
"Of course he would. But if he heard you were brave and cheerful
over it all, it would not be half so bad for him."
Mrs. Brady lay very quiet after this, and seemed to reflect.
When the priest came presently to administer the Sacraments of the
dying to her, she roused herself and received them with much devotion,
and presently beckoned Sister Louise to approach.
"Sisther, when Barney comes axin' for me, will ye give him me bades
an' the little medal that's round me neck, an' tell him I left him me
blessin'--will ye, dear?"
"Indeed I will."
"God bless ye! An' tell him," speaking with animation and in rather
louder tones. "Tell him I didn't fret at all, an' died quite contint
an' happy an'--an' thankful to be in this blessed place, where I got
every comfort. Will ye tell him that, Sisther alanna?"
The Sister bowed her head: this time she could not speak.
* * * * *
It was nearly two months afterwards that Sister Louise was summoned
to the parlour to see "Mr. Brady," who had recently arrived from
America, and to whom his cousin, Mrs. Byrne, had broken the news of his
Sister Louise smiled and sighed as she looked at this big,
strapping, prosperous-looking young fellow, and remembered his mother's
description of him. The black eyes and curly hair and rosy cheeks were
all there, certainly, but otherwise the likeness to "St. Patrick" was
not so very marked.
"Mr. Brady wants to hear all about his poor mother, Sister," said
the Sister Superior. "This is Sister Louise, Mr. Brady, who attended
your poor mother to the last."
Mr. Brady, who seemed a taciturn youth, rolled his black eyes
towards the new comer and waited for her to proceed.
Very simply did Sister Louise tell her little story, dwelling on
such of his mother's sayings, during her last illness, as she thought
might interest and comfort him.
"There are her beads, and the little medal, which she always wore.
She left them to you with her blessing."
Barney thrust out one huge brown hand and took the little packet,
swallowing down what appeared to be a very large lump in his throat.
"She told me," pursued the Sister in rather tremulous tones, "to
tell you that she did not fret at all at the last, and died content and
happy. She did, indeed, and she told me to say that she was thankful to
But Barney interrupted her with a sudden incredulous gesture and a
big sob, "Ah, whisht, Sisther!" he said.
THE FLITTING OF THE OLD FOLKS
"Maggie! Maggie! Glory be to goodness! where in the world has that
child gone off with herself to? Maggie! Sure I've been roarin'
an' bawlin' for ye this half-hour. Run up this minute to Mr.
Brophy's--they're afther gettin' a letther from America, an' they can't
get any one to read it for them, the cratur's. Hurry now, that's a good
little girl; I'm goin' up myself along wid ye. Poor Mrs. Brophy'll be
nearly out of her mind."
Mrs. Kinsella caught up her baby as she spoke, gave a hasty look
round to make sure that Micky and Nanny were not crawling into the
fire, enjoined Mary, her "second eldest" little girl, to "have an eye
to them" during her absence, and, hustling her firstborn before her,
hastily left the cabin.
"What is it at all?" asked Peggy Murphy, her next-door neighbour,
thrusting her head over the half-door. "What in the world has happened?
Is it goin' up to Brophys' ye are? I hope herself's not sick or
"Not at all; but Dan looked in on his way from town, an' says he,
'I've a letther in my pocket that the postmisthress is afther givin'
me, an' it's from America,' he says, 'but I'm sure I couldn't tell ye
who wrote it,' says he. 'I wisht,' he says, 'ye'd send up wan o' yer
little girls to read it to us,' says he, 'for neither herself nor me is
much hand at makin' out writin'.' An' here I'm afther sarchin' high an'
low for Maggie, an' where was she? Up in a tree, if ye plaze. Me
heart's scalded with that child. She'll break her neck on me before
Maggie jerked her flaxen locks backwards with a slightly defiant
air, and inquired of her parent if she was comin' on out o' that. Mrs.
Kinsella in return curtly desired her to be off with herself, an' not
be standin' there givin' her impidence, an' Mrs. Brophy maybe killin'
herself wonderin' what could be in the letther at all.
Thus adjured, Maggie led the way up a steep and stony path, followed
by her mother, Mrs. Murphy, and sundry other of the neighbours, all
agog with excitement and curiosity.
Half-way up the rocky hillside they came upon the Brophys' abode, a
one-storied cabin, with a cabbage garden, a potato plot, and a scanty
patch of wheat climbing up the mountain at the rear.
Dan himself stood in the doorway, eagerly on the lookout for them;
while a querulous voice from within warned them that "herself" had
reached the limit of her patience.
Entering they descried her--a tiny old woman, bent almost double
with age and rheumatism, leaning forward in her elbow-chair with the
letter on her knee.
Maggie was hustled to the front and the packet placed in her hand.
She turned it over and over, and finally broke the seal.
"It's from America," she said.
"Bedad, alanna, I knew that before," returned old Dan, who was
bending over her, his weather-beaten face betraying the utmost
"Sure all of us knew that," murmured the bystanders.
"Well, give the child time to see what's in it," urged Mrs.
Kinsella. "Father Taylor himself couldn't tell yez what's in a letther
before he had it opened."
"Who's it from, Maggie asthore? Tell us that much," cried Mrs.
Brophy with shrill eagerness.
Maggie drew the letter from the envelope and slowly unfolded it. An
enclosure fell out. Several hands were outstretched to catch it, and
Mrs. Kinsella succeeded.
"What in the name o' goodness is this?" she asked. "There's print on
this. I hope to heaven it's not a summons, or a notice to quit, or
anything that way."
"Not at all, not at all," cried Peggy Murphy, "that's an ordher for
money. I knew the looks of it the minute I set eyes on it--the very
same as wan that Mrs. O'More sent me from Dublin, the price of a pair
o' chickens she sent for, afther she went up. Bedad, you're in luck,
Dan. How much is it for, now, Maggie?"
"Ah! good gracious! don't be axin' the child them things. Sure how
in the world could she tell, an' it afther bein' written in
America?--God bless us! let her have a look at the letther anyhow."
"'My dear uncle and aunt,'" began Maggie, slowly spelling out.
[Illustration: THE FLITTING OF THE OLD FOLKS "My dear Uncle and
Aunt," began Maggie]
Mrs. Brophy uttered a shrill scream, and clapped her hands together.
"It's from Larry! Lord bless an' save us! it's Larry himself, him that
I thought in his grave this fifteen year! God bless us, it's dramin' I
am--it can't be true! Dan, d'ye hear that? Good gracious, what's the
man thinkin' of, stan'in' there, lookin' about him, the same as if he
never heard a thing at all. Dan" (with an impatient tug at his
sleeve), "d'ye hear what I'm tellin' you? Larry isn't dead at all, an'
he's afther writin' to us from America."
"Well, to be sure," cried Mrs. Kinsella. "Your sister's son, wasn't
he, ma'am? La'rence Kearney. A fine young fellow he was, too. He went
an' listed on yez, didn't he?"
"Aye, an' she was near breakin' her heart when he done it," chimed
in Peggy Murphy; "sure, I remember it well."
Several other bystanders remembered it too, and expressed their
sympathy by divers nods and groans; old Dan at last impatiently
throwing out his hands for silence.
"Whisht! whisht! we can't be sure whether himself's in it at all
yet. Let the poor little girl be gettin' on wid the letther, can't yez?
Sure maybe it isn't Larry at all."
"Listen to the man, an' him the only nephew that ever we had," began
"herself" shrilly; but Maggie's childish pipe, proceeding with the
reading, drowned the rest of her remonstrance.
"'I hope you are quite well, as this leaves me at present. You will
be very much astonished to get this letter, but when we meet, as I
trust we soon shall, I hope to have the pleasure of explainin' to you
all that has befell me since I left yous an' my happy home to join her
"What's that?" cried Dan in alarm. "Corpse! Didn't I tell yez he was
"Sure how could he be dead," put in Mrs. Brophy, "when it was
himself that wrote the letther? There isn't anythin' about a corpse in
it, Maggie asthore, is there?"
"'C-o-r-p-s,' spelled out Maggie, "corpse; yes, there it is, as
plain as print."
"Sure he manes 'rig'ment,' "shouted out some well-informed person
from the background. "'Corpse'--that's what they do be callin' the
"Oh, that indeed?" resumed Dan, much relieved. "Go on, Maggie."
"'I am now, however, at the end of my rovin's,'" read the child,
"'an' you'll be glad to hear that I am just afther gettin' married to a
very nice young lady, with a good bit o' money of her own. I have also
contrived to save a tol'rable sum, an' am now lookin' forward to a life
of contentment an' prosperity in the company of my bride.'"
"That's Larry," exclaimed Mrs. Brophy with conviction. "That's
himself--the very turn of him. He always had that fashion, ye know, of
pickin' out them grand words. I could tell 'twas him the very minit she
began, God bless him."
"'My fond memory, however, turns to them that in the days of my
childhood was the same as a father an' a mother to me. I made sure that
yous must both be under the daisy-quilt, an' me first thought was to
send some money to the reverend gentleman, whoever he may be, that's
parish priest in Clonkeen now, an' ax him to put up a rale handsome
monument over your remains; but by the greatest good fortune I came
across poor Bill Kinsella not long sence, an' he tould me yous were to
the fore, an' not a sign o' dyin' on yous yet.'"
"Look at that now," cried Mrs. Kinsella, with shrill glee; "sure
that's me own first cousin's son that went over beyant a couple of
years ago. Well, now to think--"
"Ah, for goodness' sake, let's hear the end of the letther," cried
Dan and his wife together, both violently excited.
"'Me an' me wife both feels,' went on Maggie, 'that we couldn't rest
happy unless we made sure that yous ended your days in peace and
comfort. This is a big house and a comfortable place, with room an' to
spare for the two of yous, and you'll get the warmest of welcomes from
nephew and niece. So I am sendin' you the price of your journey, with
maybe a few dollars over, for fear you should come short, an' I hope
you'll come out by the next boat, for there isn't much time to spare,
an' you'll be gettin' too old for travellin'. I will say no more this
time, my dear uncle and aunt, but cead mille failthe from your
affectionate La'rence Kearney."
"Sure it isn't across the say he wants us to go," cried Dan in
dismay; "is it to America?"
"God bless him!" exclaimed the wife, with fervour; "it's him that
always had the good heart. To think of him plannin' an' contrivin'
everythin' that way, even to the monyement."
"I wonder," said Dan regretfully, "what sort of a monyement at all
he'd have put over us? 'Pon me word it 'ud have looked elegant beyant."
"Would ye have goold letthers on it, ma'am?" put in Peggy Murphy
admiringly. "I seen wan at Kilpedder wan time that I went up when a
cousin o' me own was buried, an' it was the loveliest ye ever seen.
There was goold letthers, an' a crass on the top, an' at the four
corners of it there was a kind of an ornamentation the same as a little
skull--'pon me word, the natest thing ye could see! No bigger nor me
fist, ye know; but all set out elegant with little weeshy-dawshy teeth,
all as perfect as ye could imagine. It was some rale grand ould
gentleman that was afther puttin' it up for his wife. I wondher if yez
'ud have had wan made anything that shape."
Dan looked pensive, and rubbed his hands slowly together, tantalised
perhaps by the magnificence of the vision; but "herself" shook her head
with a proud little smile.
"There's no knowin' what we'd have had," she observed. "Larry said
he'd have axed Father Taylor to choose us the best, an' I b'lieve his
reverence has very good taste."
"'Deed an' he has, ma'am. But will yez be goin' off wid yourselves
to America out o' this?"
"Aye will we," responded Mrs. Brophy, with spirit. "Bedad, if Dan
an' me is ever to see the world it's time we started."
"It's very far off," said poor old Dan nervously; "it's a terrible
long way to be goin', alanna. If it wasn't for Larry expectin' us over
"What would ye do, then?" interrupted his energetic little wife
fiercely. "Stop at home, perishin' wid the cold an' hunger, an' the
rain droppin' down on us while we're atin' our bit o' dinner; me that
bad wid the rheumatiz I can hardly move hand or fut, an' yourself taken
wid them wakenesses so that it's all ye can do to lift the potaties."
"Dear knows, it's himself that ought to leppin' mad wid j'y," cried
one of the neighbours. "To get such a chance! Isn't it in the greatest
good luck ye are, Dan, to be goin' off to that beautiful place, where
ye'll be livin' in the heighth o' comfort an' need never do another
hand's turn for yourselves? Troth, I wish it was me that had the offer
Many murmurs of approval greeted this sally; every one being
convinced that Dan was indeed in luck's way, while his wife wrathfully
opined that he didn't know when he was well off.
Poor old Dan hastened to assure them that he was "over-j'yed."
"I suppose," he added, looking round deprecatingly, "they'll tell me
down at the railway station the way we'll have to go; or maybe Father
Taylor 'ud know. The say is miles an' miles away--I question if they'd
give us a ticket for the say down beyant at Clonkeen."
"Sure, yez'll have to go to Dublin first," interposed the
well-informed person who had before volunteered useful explanations.
"Dublin!" said Dan, sitting down on the edge of his favourite little
"creepy" stool. "Well, well, to think o' that! I never thought to be
goin' to Dublin, an' I suppose America is twicet as far."
"Aye, an' ten times as far," cried Peggy Murphy.
Dan looked appealingly round as though seeking contradiction, but
could not summon up enough courage to speak. He sat still, rubbing his
hands, and smiling a rather vacant smile; and by-and-by, having
exhausted their queries and conjectures, the visitors left the cabin,
and the old couple were alone.
They stared at each other for a moment or two in silence, Mary
Brophy fingering the letter which she could not read.
"That's grand news?" she remarked presently, with a querulous
interrogative note in her voice.
"Grand entirely," repeated her husband submissively, rubbing the
patched knees of his corduroy trousers for a change.
"We'll have to be gettin' ready to be off soon, I suppose?" pursued
Mary, still in a tone of vexed inquiry.
"Aye," said Dan, continuing to rub his knees.
"Ye ought to be out o' yer wits wid delight," asserted Mrs. Brophy
"So I am," said Dan, with a ghastly attempt at cheerfulness.
"Ah, go 'long out o' that!" cried Mary. "Ye have me moithered,
sittin' there starin' the two eyes out o' yer head. Go out an' give the
hens a bit to ate."
"Sure we haven't had our own suppers yet," returned Dan, slowly
rising; "time enough to give the cratur's what's left."
"Listen to the man! 'Pon me word, ye'd never desarve a bit o' good
look, Dan Brophy, ye've that little sense. What call have we to go
pinchin' an' scrapin' now, will ye tell me? Us that's goin' to spend
the rest of our days in peace an' comfort. Sure, Larry'll let us want
for nothin' while we live."
"Aye, indeed," returned her husband; "I was forgettin' that."
He went out obediently, and presently his voice was heard dolorously
"chuck-chucking" to the hens. When he re-entered he sat down on the
stool again, with the same puzzled air which had formerly irritated his
"I wonder," he said, "how in the world we'll be managin'. Will I go
down to the station beyant, an' give them that money ordher, an' tell
them Larry bid them give us tickets to America for it, or will I have
to take it to the post-office first? Mrs. Murphy said it was a
post-office ordher, but sure they wouldn't be givin' us tickets for
America at the post-office."
"Ah, what a gom ye are!" said Mary. It was her favourite and wholly
untranslatable term of opprobrium.
"Afther that," as Dan invariably said, "there was no use in talkin'
to Mary." He suspected that on this occasion she was feeling a little
puzzled herself, but wisely resolved to postpone the discussion till
she should be in a better humour.
Next morning, when the old man rose and went out of the house, as
usual, to fetch a pailful of water from the stream which ran at the
foot of the hill, he cast lingering glances about him. It would be a
queer thing, he thought, to look out in the morning on any other view
than this familiar one, which had greeted his waking eyes in his far
away childhood, and on which he had expected to look his last only when
the day came whereon he should close them for ever. On the other side
of the rugged brown shoulder of that hill was the little chapel, under
the shadow of which he had hoped one day to be laid to rest. Pausing,
pail in hand, he began to wonder to himself where he would have had the
monument which, if he and Mary had already departed, was, by Larry's
request, to have surmounted their remains. There was an empty space to
the right of the gate--it would have looked well there--real handsome,
Dan opined. With his mind full of this thought he returned to Mary, and
immediately imparted it to her.
"Alanna, we wouldn't have known ourselves, we'd have been so grand,"
he added. "Goold letthers, no less. I don't know that I'd altogether
fancy them little skulls, though. They would have been altogether too
mournful. I'd sooner have R.I.P. at all the corners--wouldn't you?"
"Maybe I would an' maybe I wouldn't," said Mary. "We needn't be
botherin' our heads about it. Larry'll be apt to be puttin' up a
tombstone over us when we do go."
"Sure what good will that do us over there where nobody knows us?"
murmured Dan discontentedly. "If it was here where all the neighbours
'ud be lookin' at it, it 'ud be somethin'-like. But what signifies what
kind of an ould gully-hole they throw us into over beyant--there'll be
nobody to pass a remark about us, or to put up a prayer for us afther
we're gone, only Larry and his wife; an' I question if she's the lady
to be throublin' her head over the like of us."
Mrs. Brophy was quite taken aback at this harangue, but soon
recovered herself sufficiently to rate Dan as soundly as she considered
he deserved; then, with many muttered comments on his ingratitude, she
proceeded to crawl over to the hearth to prepare breakfast.
"Woman alive!" ejaculated Dan presently, "sure it's not tay ye're
wettin' this mornin', an' only a sign of it left in the bag. Ye'll be
callin' out for yer cup on Sunday, an' there'll not be a grain left for
"Good gracious, won't the two of us be out of it before Sunday?"
returned Mary tartly. "Upon me word, a body 'ud lose patience wid ye
altogether. I'm sick an' tired tellin' ye that we've no call to be
savin' up the way we used to be doin'. Sit down there, an' don't
saucer yer tay, but drink it like a Christian out o' the cup. An'
for goodness' sake, Dan, don't be blowin' it that way. I declare I'll
be ashamed of me life if that's the way ye're goin' to go on forenenst
"Would ye have me scald the throat out o' meself?" retorted Dan
indignantly. "I wish to goodness that letther o' Larry's was at the
bottom of the say. Ye're that contrairy sence, I dunno whatever to do
wid ye. Bedad, if that's the way wid ye I'll not stir a fut out o'
this. Mind that!"
Mrs. Brophy, though much incensed, nevertheless deemed it prudent to
make no reply; and presently Dan, pushing back his stool, got up and
went out. Mary sat cogitating for some minutes alone; her reflections
were not altogether of the pleasantest order, and she was relieved
when, by-and-by, Mrs. Kinsella's voice hailed her from the doorway.
"How's yourself this morning?" inquired the visitor pleasantly. "Did
you think it was dramin' ye were when ye woke up? I suppose the two o'
yez'll soon be out o' this now. I was thinkin'"--leaning her arms
affably on the half-door--"any ould things, ye know, that wouldn't be
worth yer while to bring along wid yous 'ud come in very handy for me
down below. Of course I wouldn't name it if ye were likely to be takin'
everythin' wid ye; but goin' all that way, an' lavin' nobody afther
ye--it's a terrible long fam'ly I have altogether, ma'am--I declare I
have the work of the world wid them. Terence--nothin' 'ud serve him but
to go makin' a drum out o' the on'y pot we have, an' he's afther
knocking a great big hole in it. So if ye weren't goin' to take your
big ould pot away wid ye, ma'am, I thought I'd just mention it."
Mrs. Brophy's withered little face flushed.
"It's yerself that 'ud be welcome, I'm sure," she replied stiffly,
"but that same pot Dan an' me bought when we got married, an' I don't
think I could have the heart to part wid it."
"Ah, that indeed, ma'am? Well, of course, when ye have a fancy for
it that way, it's best for ye to take it wid ye. But I question if Mrs.
Larry 'ud like the looks of it comin' into her grand kitchen. Sure Bill
tould me, that time he came back from America, there wasn't such a
thing as a pot to be seen over there at all. But plaze yerself, ma'am,
Mrs. Brophy looked startled and perturbed.
"Not such a thing as a pot in it," she repeated. "God bless us! it
must be a quare place. Well, Mrs. Kinsella, ma'am, if I do lave the pot
behind I'll make sure that yourself has it."
"Thank ye, ma'am," responded Mrs. Kinsella, with alacrity. "Any ould
thing at all that ye wouldn't be wantin' 'ud come in handy for me. Ye
wouldn't be takin' that ould chair, now, or the dresser; that 'ud be
altogether too big an' too heavy to put in a boat, but I'd be thankful
for it at my place."
Mary looked round at her little household gods with a sudden pang;
then she glanced rather sharply back at Mrs. Kinsella.
"There's time enough to be thinkin' o' them things," she observed.
"Himself an' me hasn't made up our minds at all when we're goin', or
what we'll be doin' wid our bits o' things."
"Well, I must be off wid meself anyhow," returned the visitor,
easily changing the subject. "Ye'll be havin' his reverence in wid yez
some time this mornin'. I'm afther meetin' him goin' up the road to
poor Pat Daly's, an' when I told him the news he near broke his heart
laughin' at the notion of the two o' yez goin' off travellin' at this
time o' day. 'But I'm sorry, too,' he says, 'I'm very sorry,' he says.
'Upon my word,' says he, 'the place won't know itself without poor Dan
an' Mary. An' so they're goin' to live over there,' says he, 'or rather
to die over there,' says he, 'an' there'll be some strange priest
lookin' afther them at the last,' he says. 'Well, well, I always
thought it 'ud be me that 'ud have the buryin' o' Dan an' Mary.'--An'
off wid him then up the hill to Dalys', but he'll be apt to be lookin'
in on his way back."
"He will, to be sure," agreed Mary, in rather doleful tones.
When Mrs. Kinsella had departed she sat cowering over the fire
without heeding her unfinished cup of tea. The priest's words just
quoted had touched her in a vulnerable point. True for his reverence.
It wasn't living much longer they'd be over there, and when they came
to die it would be a lonesome sort of thing to have a strange priest
coming to see them instead of their own Father Taylor, who had been
their friend, guide, and adviser for more than forty years! Mrs.
Brophy's heart misgave her; his reverence would be apt to think bad of
their going off that way, and him so good to them. Then Mrs. Kinsella's
remarks rankled in her memory--"an ould pot" that Mrs. Larry would
despise in her elegant kitchen; the cool scrutiny with which she had
surveyed all poor Mary's treasured belongings was hard to be borne. The
dresser; like enough there would not be room for the dresser in the
boat--Mary had no notion as to the size of the vessel that was to
convey her and her belongings to America--and what about the bed then?
The bed, a valuable heirloom which had stood in its own particular
corner of the cabin for nearly a century, which had been Mary's
mother's bed, the pride and joy of Mary's heart, and the envy of the
neighbours. What in the world was to be done with this priceless
treasure? Good-natured as she was she felt that she could not bring
herself to allow it to become the property of Mrs. Kinsella or any of
the neighbours. Who would respect it as she did? At the bare thought of
heedless "gossoons" or "slips of girls" tumbling in and out of the
receptacle which she herself had always approached so reverently, Mary
"Cock them up, indeed!" she murmured wrathfully.
Then an idea struck her, an idea which became a fixed resolution
when presently Father Taylor's kindly face nodded at her over the
half-door. She would offer his reverence the bed; it would be honoured
by such a rise in the world as a transfer to the priest's house; and at
the same time Mary felt that this precious legacy would in some measure
repay her good pastor for his long and affectionate care. She had
hardly patience to listen to Father Taylor's greeting, or to answer his
good-natured rallying queries anent their unexpected good fortune. When
she did speak it was rather in a tone of lamentation than of
"Aye, indeed, yer reverence, it's what we nayther of us looked for,
an' it's a terrible change altogether. I'm wondering what in the world
I'll do wid my bits o' things--my little sticks o' furniture, ye know,
sir. Biddy Kinsella was up here a little while ago lookin' out for me
pot--it's an elegant pot, an' I'm loth to part with it--but she says
Bill tould her there's no such thing as a pot to be seen out there. So
I'll have to lave it with her. But the bed, Father Taylor, it's the bed
that's throublin' me the most. It's a beautiful bed, your reverence."
The priest glanced towards that valuable article of furniture, and
responded heartily and admiringly:--
"It is, indeed, a wonderful bed."
"Sure there isn't its like in the place," resumed Mary. "It was me
mother's bed, so it was--she looked very well when she was laid out on
it," she added thoughtfully. "Very well, indeed, she looked! I always
thought that Dan an' meself 'ud be waked in that bed, too. Well, well,
the Lord knows best, doesn't he, yer reverence? But I'd think very bad
of lettin' that bed out o' this to go anywhere on'y to yer reverence's
"Bless me!" cried Father Taylor, unable to restrain a surprised
laugh; but he quickly composed his features.
"Aye, indeed, yer reverence, I'd be proud if ye'd let me make ye a
present of it," said poor old Mary, trying to straighten her little
bent back, and peering at him with anxious eyes. "Sure it's altogether
too proud Dan an' meself 'ud be, an' ye wouldn't believe the beautiful
nights' rests we do be gettin' out o' that bed."
"I'm quite sure you do," responded the priest warmly; "but upon my
word, Mary, do you know I'm afraid the Bishop mightn't like it."
Mrs. Brophy was appalled at the magnitude of the idea. Father Taylor
continued in a very solemn voice, but with a twinkle in his eye:--
"You see, Mary, we poor priests are not allowed luxuries, and if his
lordship were to arrive unexpectedly and walk into my room and see that
grand bed in the corner he might think it very queer."
"Would he now?" said Mary, in awestruck tones.
"You wouldn't like to get me into trouble, Mary, I'm sure," pursued
Father Taylor. "The Bishop might think I was getting beyond myself
Mrs. Brophy heaved a deep sigh; she was depressed, but magnanimous.
It would ill become her, she observed, to be gettin' his reverence into
trouble, and who'd think his lordship was that wicked? Holy man! She
would say no more; and Father Taylor was devoutly thankful for her
forbearance. He would have done anything rather than hurt her feelings,
but the mere sight of that ancient, venerable, and much-begrimed
four-poster made him shudder; while he scarcely ventured to contemplate
the attitude likely to be assumed by his housekeeper--of whom he stood
in some little awe--if the question were mooted of adding this piece of
furniture to her well-polished and carefully-dusted stock.
Wishing to change the subject, he remarked that Mary's beautiful cup
of tea had been scarcely tasted. "Why, I thought every drop was
precious," he added, laughing; "but I suppose you will not be counting
the grains now as you used to do."
"I don't seem to fancy it this mornin' the way I used to do
sometimes," responded Mrs. Brophy plaintively.
"Ah," said the priest, half-sadly, "you will have plenty of
everything over there, Mary, but I doubt if you will relish anything as
much as what you and Dan used to buy out of the price of your chickens.
Nothing is so sweet as what we earn for ourselves, woman dear. I fancy
the potatoes grown in your little bit of ground, and boiled in your own
black pot, taste sweeter, somehow, than all the fine dinners that Mrs.
Larry will be giving you."
"Thrue for ye, yer reverence," put in Dan, suddenly appearing in the
doorway. "'Pon me word, I wish that ould letther an' all that was in it
had stopped where it was, before it came upsettin' us that way. I'd
sooner stop where I am, so I would--I would so--there now ye have it!"
turning defiantly to his wife. "Sure it'll be the death of the two of
us lavin' the ould place, an' thravellin' off across the say among
strangers. An' what good will it do us, as I do be sayin' to herself
here, for Larry to be puttin' up a monyement for us over beyant there,
where there's ne'er a one at all that knows us?"
"To be sure, I was forgetting the monument," said Father Taylor,
laughing again. "I was to have the choosing of it, too, wasn't I? Let
me look at the letter again, Mary. Yes, here it is. 'The reverend
gentleman, whoever he is, that's parish priest in Clonkeen now'--It's
the very same reverend gentleman that used to give Master Larry many a
good box on the ear long ago when he was a little rascally lad; but I
suppose he thought I was dead and buried by this time--he wants to have
us all underground. Well, well, it's a pity I'm not to have the
choosing of that monument--I'd have picked out the finest that money
He intended this as a joke, and Dan and Mary uttered a somewhat
melancholy, but complimentary laugh; then they looked at each other
wistfully, as though regretting that they were not in a position to
enable their pastor to gratify his artistic tastes.
Dan presently confided his troubles and difficulties anent the
changing of the order, and was desired by the priest to call in the
afternoon, when he would himself go with him to the post-office. Then
Father Taylor withdrew, feeling a little sad at the thought of losing
two such old parishioners, and a little impatient with the
over-affectionate nephew, who had so late in the day insisted on their
"How much more sensible it would have been," he said to himself,
"how much more truly kind, if Larry, instead of transplanting the poor
old couple in their old age, had sent them a small sum of money every
month to enable them to end their days in comfort at home." But there
was apparently nothing for it now but to take what steps he could to
help them over the difficulties of their flitting.
About five o'clock Dan duly made his appearance, wearing a much more
jubilant aspect than when his pastor had taken leave of him. With a
comical and somewhat sheepish grin he produced the "ordher" in a
crumpled condition from his tattered pocket, and handed it over to the
priest, remarking, as he did so, that "it was a quare thing to think
what a power o' money did be in a little or'nary thing like that."
"Yes, indeed," said Father Taylor, with a sigh, "that little bit of
paper will carry you and Mary all the way over the sea, and across a
State as big as Ireland."
"Would it now?" inquired Dan, eyeing it curiously. "Well now, to
tell you the truth, yer reverence, herself an' me has been havin' a bit
of a chat. She thinks bad, the cratur', of lavin' the bed, an' the ould
pot, an' all our little sticks o' things behind, ye know, sir, an' I do
be thinkin' I'd never get my health at all out of ould Ireland; an' any
way the two of us is too ould to be thravellin' off that way. An' so
herself says to me--she says:--'Dan,' says she, 'I think the best way
would be for ye to step down to his reverence's,' says she, 'an' give
him the ordher,' she says, 'an' ax him,' says she, 'if he'll just write
a line to poor Larry, an' let him know that we haven't the heart nor
the strength to be lavin' our own little place. An' bid him,' says she,
"ax Larry if it 'ud be all the same to him if his reverence was to keep
the money for us agin we want it.'"
"To be sure, to be sure," cried Father Taylor, delighted. "You show
your good sense, Dan, and so does Mary. I'll just go with you now, and
change the order; and I'll let Larry know that I'll keep the money for
you, and pay it out little by little as long as it lasts."
"Not at all, not at all," interrupted Dan, hastily and
indignantly. "Bedad, it isn't that we want yer reverence to do for us.
Sure the raison I'm afther givin' ye the ordher is for you to keep it
safe, the way we'll have it for the monyement."
"THE SPIDER AND THE GOUT"
Old Pat Clancy lived in a small cabin immediately beneath the Rock
of Donoughmor, and looked upon the ruined castle on the top as his
especial property, the legends concerning them being treasured by him
as jealously as though they were traditions of his own ancestors. A
proud man was Pat when piloting the occasional strangers who wished to
inspect the keep up the steep and slippery path which led to the
ancient portcullis, and conducting them thence to the banqueting-hall,
sparing the luckless pilgrim, in fact, no corner of the edifice or its
surroundings, and pausing only on the mossy slope to the rear, where,
his charge having duly admired "the view over three counties," he would
proudly point out the precise spots where Fin-ma-coul had "wrastled"
with and overthrown another "monsthrous joynt" of name unknown, the
traces of the encounter being yet visible in the short turf.
"Ne'er a blade o' grass at all 'ud grow on them," Pat would cry,
pointing triumphantly to the irregular hollows in the soil supposed to
be the traces of the giant's mighty feet. These, by the way,
occasionally varied oddly in extent; during the summertime, when most
visitors were to be expected, being noticeably large, and much deeper
than at other seasons.
Poor Pat's devotion to his beloved ruins was the cause of his
undoing. One spring morning, when a late frost had made the grass
unusually slippery, just as he was expounding to an interested audience
how the Danes used to shoot "arrers through them little slits of
windies in the wall beyant," his foot slipped, and after rolling for a
little distance down the steep incline, he went over the precipitous
side of the crag, and fell some twenty feet on to the stones below.
Many bones were broken, and as surgical aid was difficult to obtain,
and but of poor quality when at last secured, most of them were badly
set, and the poor old fellow remained to the end of his days a cripple.
How he and his wife and their last remaining child, a son born to them
when Pat was already old, managed thenceforth to eke out a living would
have been a marvel to their neighbours, if similar problems of
existence had not been so common in the countryside. There was the pig,
of course, and a few chickens, and "herself" did a day's work now and
then in the fields, and escorted the visitors over the ruins, well
primed and prompted by Patrick as to the "laygends and tragedies"
(traditions) of those sacred precincts; and little Mike minded the
sheep, and frightened crows and picked turnips for their landlord,
"ould Pether Rorke beyant at Monavoe," but "Goodness knows," as the
neighbours would say, shaking their heads at each other, "it was not
much of a livin' the poor child 'ud make out of him--the ould villain!
Didn't he let his own flesh and blood go cold and hungry--'twasn't to
be expected he'd do more nor he could help for a stranger. Aye indeed,
he was a great ould villain! To think of him with lashin's and lavin's
of everything an' money untold laid by, an' his only son's widdy livin'
down there with a half-witted lodger in a little black hole of a place
that was not fit for a pig, let alone a Christian, an' the beautiful
little cratur', his grandchild, Roseen, runnin' about barefut, with her
dotey little hands an' feet black an' blue wid the cowld--sure what
sort of a heart had the man at all?"
Old Pat was sitting alone one summer's afternoon, "herself" having
gone up to Donoughmor with some Quality, and Mike not having yet
returned from work, when little Roseen Rorke poked her sunny face in at
"Is that yourself?" said Pat pleasantly. He was fond of the child,
as was every one in the neighbourhood, and being a fellow-sufferer from
the hard-heartedness of her grandfather, who was, as has been said, his
landlord, was perhaps the most violent of her champions.
Roseen's blue eyes, peering through her tangled sheaf of
golden-brown curls, took a hasty and discontented survey of the small
"Isn't Mike here?" she inquired.
"He's not, asthore, an' won't be home this hour most likely; but
come in out o' the scorching sun, an' sit down on the little creepy
stool. Herself will be in in a few minutes, an' maybe she'll give ye a
bit o' griddle cake."
Roseen unfastened the half-door and came in, her little bare brown
feet making no sound on the mud floor. She was a pretty child for all
her sunburnt face and scanty unkempt attire. Poor Widow Rorke has long
ceased to take pride in the fact that her husband had been the son of
the richest farmer in all the countryside, and did not care to keep up
appearances, all her energies being devoted to the struggle for daily
bread; nevertheless, the short red flannel frock was as becoming to
Roseen as any more elegant garment could have been, and when she
approached the hearth and sat down on the three-legged stool by Pat's
side, he breathed a blessing on her pretty face that was as admiring as
it was fervent.
Crossing one shapely sunburnt leg over the other, and gazing
pensively at the smouldering turf sods, she heaved a deep sigh.
"They're afther goin' out an' lavin' me," she lamented.
"Did they, asthore? Sure they had a right to have taken ye along wid
them. Where are they gone to at all, alanna?"
"Me mother's after goin' to the town to buy a bit o' bread, an'
Judy's streeled off with herself, goodness knows where, wid her ould
pipe in her pocket. Dear knows when she'll be back; an' she bid me stop
at home an' mind the fire, but I come away out o' that as soon as her
back was turned."
The bright eyes glanced defiantly at the old man and then suddenly
clouded over; the corners of the little mouth began to droop, and the
small bare shoulders to heave.
"They'd no call to go lavin' me all by meself."
"Troth they hadn't, mavourneen," agreed Pat, clackling his tongue
sympathetically. "It was too hard on ye, altogether, but sure you won't
cry now, there's a good little girl; crying never done any one a
ha'porth o' good yit. Look at me here wid all my ould bones broke; I
might cry the two eyes out o' my head an' never a wan at all ud' get
mended for me."
Roseen sat up blinking. "Did it hurt ye much, Misther Clancy, when
your bones was broke on ye?"
"Is it hurt, bedad! Ye'd hear me bawlin' up at the crass roads. Sure
I thought it was killed I was! My ancistor couldn't have shouted louder
when he had the Earl Strongbow's spear stuck in him. Will I tell ye
about that, alanna, to pass the time till herself comes in?"
Roseen shook her head discontentedly.
"I know that story," she said. "I wisht ye'd tell me about the
Spider an' the Gout though, Misther Clancy. Ah do, an' I'll sit here
listenin' as quiet as a mouse."
Pat rubbed his unshaven chin with the lean fingers of his one
serviceable hand, the bristles of his week-old beard making a rasping
sound the while, and glanced down sideways at the eager little
"Is it the Spider an' the Gout?" he said, knitting his brows with
affected reluctance. "Sure I am sick an' tired tellin' ye that. No, but
I'll tell ye 'The little man and the little woman that lived in the
vinegar bottle.' ... Wanst upon a time, there was a weeshy-dawshy
"Ah no, Misther Clancy, I don't care for that," interrupted Roseen,
jumping up and clapping her hands to her ears. "It's a horrible ould
story. They'd have been drownded," she added seriously.
Pat chuckled. "Well, sit down, an' don't offer to say a word unless
you hear me goin' out. Sure maybe I disremember it altogether."
Roseen sat down obediently and fixed her eyes on the old man's face.
[Illustration: THE SPIDER AND THE GOUT "Wanst upon a time," began
"Wanst upon a time," began Dan, with a twinkle in his eye, "the pigs
were swine." Roseen gave an impatient wriggle. "Well, well, it's too
bad to be tormentin' ye that way. I'll begin right now.--Well, very
well then. There was wan time the Spider an' the Gout was thravellin'
together, goin' to seek their fortun's. Well, they come to the crass
roads. 'Lookit here,' says the Spider, 'it's time for you an' me to be
partin' company,' says he; 'I'm goin' up along here to the right,' says
he, 'to that great big house on the hill. A very rich man lives there,'
says he, 'an' I think the quarthers 'ull suit me. You can go down that
little boreen to the left,' he says; 'there's a little cabin there that
belongs to some poor fellow or other. The door is cracked,' says the
Spider, 'and the windy is broke. Ye can slip in aisy,' he says, 'an'
creep into the poor fellow's toe before he knows where he is.'--'Is
that so?' says the Gout. 'Oh, that indeed!' says he; 'it'll suit me
very well,' says he, 'if that's the way it is. An' I'll tell you what
we'll do,' says the Gout, 'you an' me'll meet here this time to-morrow
night an' tell each other how we're gettin' on,' says he."
Pat paused, rubbing his knotted fingers up and down the ragged knees
of his corduroys. Roseen heaved a deep sigh, and folded one dimpled
hand over the other, her eyes meanwhile fixed unwinkingly on the face
of the narrator. The interest of the tale was now growing absorbing.
"Well, the Spider went off wid himself up to the rich man's house,
an' what do ye think the poor fellow found when he got there?"
Roseen was perfectly aware of the state of affairs which the Spider
discovered, knowing as she did every word of the story by heart, but
deemed it her duty to shake her head slightly and raise her eyebrows in
a manner which denoted that she was absolutely at fault.
"Well," pursued Pat, "every door in the whole place was shut up, an'
every windy was bolted an' barred, an' though the poor Spider ran this
way an' that way, an' round the house an' round the house, not a hole
nor a crack could he find; an' there he had to stop outside in the wind
an' the rain."
Roseen's face betokened extreme compassion for the Spider. Pat went
on, drawing in his breath with a sucking sound.
"Well then, very well then; next mornin' the sarvants was sweepin'
and clanin' an' dustin', here an' there an' everywhere, the way they do
in the houses of Quality. One o' them left the hall door open an' in
creeps the little Spider, an' away wid him acrass the hall, an' never
stops till he gets to the great big parlour. Up the wall wid him then
as fast as he could leg it, an' there if he doesn't go and make his web
in a corner of a great big gould pictur' frame. Well, there he sat, the
poor fellow, but ne'er a fly at all come next or nigh him, an'
by-an'-by in walks the housemaid wid her great big broom, an' if she
"You are afther forgettin'!" interrupted Roseen, quickly seizing the
opportunity of using her tongue, and proceeding with as close an
imitation of Pat's manner as she could muster. "In walks the housemaid.
'Och,' says she, 'what brings you here at all, ye dirty little
"To be sure," said Pat, "I was near forgettin' that altogether.
'Och,' says she (in shrill tones of horror supposed to proceed from the
startled housemaid), 'what brings you here at all, ye dirty little
spalpeen? You infarnal little sckamer,' says she."
Roseen gave a delighted little cackle, this being an addition on
Pat's part and charming her by its vigour and originality.
"'You infarnal little sckamer, what brings you here at all?' And she
whips out her duster an' hot the poor Spider such a crack that his web
was destroyed on him altogether, an' it was on'y by the greatest good
luck he was able to creep out of her way behind the corner of the
frame, or she'd have had him killed as well. Well, the poor fellow,
there he sat the whole livelong day, niver so much as offerin' to spin
another web; an' sure if he had it 'ud have been no use, for there
wasn't the sign of a fly at all. When evenin' come the masther of the
house had company, an' there was atin' an' drinkin' an' the best of
everything but the poor little Spider was lookin' on, very near
perishin' wid hunger an' fright. Well, at the long and the last, when
he thought there was nobody lookin', he crept down the wall an'
folleyed wan o' the sarvants out o' the room, an' by good luck, the
hall door was open, so the poor fellow made off wid himself as fast as
he could. Down the road wid him till he come to where the Gout was
sittin' waitin' for him at the crass roads. 'Is that yourself?' says
the Spider. 'How did you get on?' says he. 'Och,' says the poor
Gout"--and here Pat assumed a tone of extreme weakness and
exhaustion--"'it's near killed I am altogether; I never put in such a
time in me life.' 'Well, for that matther,' says the Spider, 'I might
say the same; but what happened to ye at all? Tell me all about it in
the name of goodness,' says he.
"'Well,' says the Gout, 'I went off down the boreen the same as ye
told me, an' I come to the little cabin beyant; the door was open an'
in I walked, but o--o--oh! Wh--o--o--oh!' (Pat indulged in a prolonged
shiver, while Roseen chuckled and clapped her hands.) 'The cowld of
that place was near bein' the death o' me! Sure the wind blew into it,'
says he, 'an' the rain was comin' through the roof, an' there wasn't as
much fire on the hearth as 'ud warm a fly itself. Well, the poor man
come in afther a bit,' says the Gout, 'an' I slipped in through a crack
in his owld wore-out brogue, an' into his toe. "Och, Mary," says the
poor man to his wife, "I have a terrible bad pain in me toe! What'll I
do in the world?" says he; "I'll never be able to stir a fut
to-morrow." "Whisht, sure it's maybe a bit of a cramp ye've got. Wait a
bit," she says, "an' I'll fetch ye a sup o' the wather I'm afther
bilin' the pitaties in, maybe that'll do ye good," she says. 'Well,'
says the Gout, 'if the fellow didn't go an' put his fut, an' me in
it, into an owld rusty bucket full of pitaty-wather! I thought he'd
have destroyed me altogether. An' such a night as I passed, wid
scarcely a blanket at all on the bed! An' nothin' 'ud sarve the man but
to get up before light, an' go thrampin' off through the mud an' rain
till I was nearly perished. There he was draggin' me up an' down at the
tail of a plough, wid the wet soakin' in through the holes in his
brogues, till I couldn't stand it any more, an' I come away wid meself,
an' I've been waitin' for ye this two hours.' 'Ho then, indeed,' says
the Spider, 'I'd have been glad enough to be out of it before this; I
never was so put about in me life as I was up there,' says he. 'Sure
they had all their windies shut up,' says he, 'and the doors too, an'
ne'er a sign of a fly at all in it when I did get in,' he says; 'an'
the whole place that clane, an' sarvants running about, till I couldn't
so much as find a corner to spin my web,' says he. 'Och, dear,' says
the Gout, 'that's a poor case entirely; what sort of a place was it at
all, an' what were they doin' in it?'
"'Ah, 'twas a great big place--altogether too big for my taste; an'
they had roarin' fires in the grates. I was near killed wid the hate.'
"'That indeed!' says the Gout, pricking up his ears." Roseen
listened solemnly, not in the least astonished to be told that the
personage in question was possessed of ears; she supposed "a Gout" to
be a living thing, an insect probably, of a more noxious kind than a
"'Fires!' says the Gout; 'an' was they atin' an' drinkin' at all?'
"'Atin' an' drinkin'!' says the Spider. 'Bedad, they're afther
spendin' hours at it, an' were in the thick of it when I come away. If
ye were to see the j'ints that was in it, ye wouldn't believe your own
eyes; an' chickens an' turkeys,' he says, 'was nothin' at all to them,
and they was swalleyin' down pigeons an' partridges an' them sorts o'
little birds, the same as if they wasn't worth counting.'
"'Oh, oh!' says the Gout, smacking his lips, 'an' did ye chanst to
see any dhrinkin' at all?' 'Goodness gracious!' says the Spider, 'sure
there was rivers of wine goin' down every man's throat!'
"'That'll do,' says the Gout. 'I'll bid ye good evening,' he says,
'an' I'll be off wid meself up there; an' I'll tell ye what,' says he,
'I'll be in no hurry to lave it!' he says, winking acrass at the other,
'an' you thry the cabin,' he says, lookin' back over his shoulder;
'maybe it'll suit ye betther nor me.' Well, the poor Spider ran off as
fast as he could, an' when he come to the poor man's housheen, in he
walked, widout a bit o' throuble at all, an' sure there was plenty of
flies there waitin' for him. They used to come buzzing in an' out
through the broken windies all day long.
"'Och, bedad! I am in luck,' says the Spider to himself, 'if on'y
the ould woman 'ull let me stop in it an' not be thryin' to desthroy me
wid her duster, the way the girl up beyant at the Coort did.' But sure,
the poor ould woman had other things to be thinkin' of nor to be goin'
afther Spiders. She left him alone in peace an' comfort, an' the poor
fellow thought he was in heaven, afther all he had to put up wid at the
other place. Well, there he lived till he died, an' he got so fat wid
all the flies he was afther killin' that it was an apple-complex
that carried him off at the end!
"Well, Misther Gout went marching up the hill at a fine rate, an'
when he come to the rich man's house, who should he see, by the
greatest good luck, but the masther himself, standin' on the steps o'
the hall door, sayin' good-bye to the company. He lay quiet till the
last of the illigant carr'ages had drove off, an' the master stepped
"'I think I'll have a smoke,' says he--here Pat assumed an
aristocratic air and spoke in refined and mincing tones--'before I go
to bed. William,' says he to one of the futmen, 'bring me me slippers.'
Well, the gentleman sat down in a grand soft armchair, an' the futman
brought his slippers--an' if the Gout didn't take the opportunity an'
pop into his big toe!"
Roseen jumped up from her stool with a chuckle of anticipation. Pat
proceeded to give utterance to a series of hollow and extraordinary
groans, and to writhe in a manner intended to convey the extreme agony
of the rich man. Roseen fairly danced about, imitating Pat's moanings
to the best of her ability. "Ou-ou-ou-ough! Ugh!" "'By this an' by
that,' says the gentleman, 'tare an' ages!' says he, 'thunder an'
turf!' he says, 'what in the world is the matter wid me big toe?'
"Well, the misthress comes runnin' down in a great state. 'My dear,'
she says (here Pat affected an extremely Englified falsetto), 'I
am afeard you are very sick,' says she; 'ye'd best have a sup of port
wine,' says she.
"'Ou-ou-ough!' says the masther, 'maybe it would do me good. Fetch
it there, quick,' he says to the sarvants, 'or I'll be the death o'
some of yez!'
"Well, they brought him port wine, an' they brought him whisky, an'
they brought a beautiful velvet cushion an' put it under the
gentleman's fut; an' the Gout winks to himself, an' says he, 'Troth,
I'll not be in a hurry to quit out o' this. Sure it's in clover
altogether I am,' he says.
"Well, there ye have the story now, alanna, an' here's herself
comin' down the hill an' Mike afther her."
But Roseen was too much excited to heed the last announcement. "Was
it this way, the way the rich man was groanin'?" she asked, once more
imitating Pat's extraordinary utterances. The old man nodded, and
Roseen stood still meditatively scratching one little brown leg with
the curved-in toes of the other. "I wisht," she observed presently, in
a pensive tone, "that a Gout 'ud get into me gran'father's big toe; it
'ud sarve him right!"
Pat was rubbing his hands and chuckling to himself over this remark
when his wife entered, hot and weary after her peregrinations over the
"Sixpence is all they're afther givin' me," she observed
plaintively. "Dear knows, it's hard set we are to live these times at
"Is it sixpence, woman alive!" cried Pat; "I wonder they had the
face to offer it to ye. Well, well, I was looking for a shillin' now,
or maybe two. Here, cut the child a bit o' griddle cake; she's been
keepin' me company this long while, haven't ye, Roseen? An' it's
starvin' she is out-an'-out."
"Come here, alanna," said Mrs. Clancy, taking down the flat loaf
from the shelf in the corner; "wait till I put a pinch o' sugar on it.
I'm sorry I haven't butther for ye, but there isn't a bit in the house
at all. There now."
"Thank you, ma'am," said Roseen, extending an eager hand.
"Ye're welcome, darlint. Here, Mike, ye'd like a bit too, wouldn't
"Aye," said Mike, drawing near likewise.
He was a sturdy little fellow of about eleven, with an open sunburnt
face, hair bleached almost lint-white by the sun, and twinkling blue
eyes like his father's. The mother passed her thin knotted hand
lovingly over his tangled head and smilingly bade him "be off out o'
that with Roseen."
The two little figures darted out in the sunlight, and soon were to
be seen bounding like deer up the steep golden-green slope that led to
"What do ye think the little one there is afther sayin' to me?"
asked Pat, shading his eyes with his hand as he peered after them. "'I
wisht,' says she, 'a Gout 'ud get into me gran'father's fut,' says she;
'it 'ud sarve him right,' she says. I was afther tellin' her the 'Story
of the Spider an' the Gout,' ye know."
"Did she now?" cried Mrs. Clancy, sinking down on the stool which
Roseen had vacated and clapping her hands together. "Well now, that
bates all! But she's the 'cutest little thing--I never seen her
"'I wisht,' quoted Dan meditatively, 'a Gout 'ud get into me
gran'father's big toe an' stay there,' says she. Ha, ha; bedad I wisht
it would too, the ould naygur."
Meanwhile the children pattered up the hill and spoke no word until
they reached the summit. Sitting down under the great portcullis, they
munched their bread and sugar amicably together, Mike's eyes pensively
gazing in front of him the while, and Roseen's roving hither and
thither with quick, eager glances. Suddenly she tilted her head
backward, gazing at a narrow horizontal slit in the masonry high over
their heads. "That's where they used to throw the bilin' lead down in
ould ancient times when anybody wanted to come fightin' them."
Mike gazed upwards likewise, still slowly munching, but said
"When you an' me grows up an' gets married to each other, the way we
always said we would," pursued Roseen, "this 'ud be a gran' place to
Mike's face brightened, and he nodded enthusiastically. "It would
so," he agreed.
"There's lots o' beau'ful rooms that we could live in," resumed
Roseen, "an' we'd make a fire in that great big enormous stone hearth
beyant, an' we'd ate off o' that big stone table, an' when anybody 'ud
offer to come annoyin' us, we'd just melt a bit o' lead an' throw it
down on them."
Mike looked astonished and perturbed. "Sure it 'ud burn the flesh
off o' their bones. I wouldn't like to be doin' that, Roseen."
"If they was rale bad people," said Roseen persuasively; "rale
wicked, crule people, the same as me gran'father beyant, it 'ud sarve
them right,--or we might throw down a sup of bilin' wather," she added
as a concession.
Mike appeared unconvinced.
"I don't think ye have a right to be talkin' that way of your
gran'father," he said reprovingly; "an' he isn't that bad. He never
offered to lay a finger on me as long as I am in it, barring the time I
let the sheep into the hay-field."
"He's a crule ould villain!" returned Roseen conclusively. "Look at
all he done on me mother. Come on now," with a sudden change of tone,
"whistle a tune an' we'll have a dance."
Mike looked lovingly at the last fragments of his griddle cake, the
enjoyment of which he had been anxious to prolong as much as possible,
and then after a little sigh, crammed them into his mouth and led the
way to the giant's wrestling ground.
"Wait a bit," he cried, as Roseen took hold of the folds of her
ragged skirt daintily in the finger and thumb of each hand, and looked
expectantly towards him, "I'm just goin' to thramp a bit in the joynt's
"What are ye doin' that for at all?" asked Roseen, knitting her
"Sure me father bid me never go past this way widout stampin' them
down a bit to keep them from gettin' smaller," answered Mike, hammering
diligently with his bare heel at the corners of the "futprints" of the
The operation at last concluded, he rejoined the little girl on a
small grassy plateau surrounded by low growing Irish gorse. The
heather, mingling with these furze bushes, was just beginning to bloom,
and here and there a tall foxglove towered above the undulating
irregular mass of purple and gold. Taking her place in the centre of
her ball-room, Roseen again looped up her skirt and pointed her shapely
little foot. Mike began to whistle a jig tune, his sturdy brown legs
twinkling the while in time to the measure. Now and then his piping
grew faint, and was interrupted by gasps for breath, whereupon Roseen,
still vigorously footing it, would take up the tune after a fashion of
her own, her voice imitating as nearly as might be the sound of a
fiddle. Overhead a lark was soaring, and his trill, wafted down to
them, mingled with their quaint human music; far away over that brown
and purple stretch of bog the plovers were circling, their faint
melancholy call sounding every now and then. The sun would soon set,
the air was already turning a little chilly, and the dew was falling.
The shadow of the ruined tower fell obliquely across the golden-green
carpet of their ball-room; but the children danced on, Roseen's curls
shaken into a light feathery nimbus round her brow, a beautiful colour
in her cheeks, and her little white teeth parted in a smile of delight;
while Mike pranced and capered, as though old Peter's stick had never
fallen about his shoulders, and there were no holes in the roof at
Peter Rorke stood on the threshold of Monavoe, his big comfortable
house, looking round him with the proud air of the proprietor. It is
commonly said that the Devil is not so black as he is painted, and in
the case of Peter Rorke the proverb would seem to be justified. In
appearance and manner there was nothing about the man to bear out his
evil reputation. A close observer would indeed detect, in his long
narrow face, and particularly in the neighbourhood of his rather small
closely-set eyes, certain lines and wrinkles which conveyed an
impression of meanness--the one sin which, as some one very truly
observes, is apparently found least possible to forgive, particularly,
one might add, by Irish folk. But, on the whole, Peter Rorke was not an
ill-looking old fellow, and now as he stood basking in the autumn
sunlight, while his eyes wandered from one to the other of his
possessions, his face wore quite a pleasant expression. In truth, it
would have been difficult, even for the most humble of mortals, not to
feel a certain exhilaration on gazing at the evidences of prosperity at
Monavoe. The house, to begin with, was solid and comfortable, the barns
and granaries were full to overflowing; yonder were stables for the six
fine cart-horses now toiling at various corners of Peter's domain;
adjoining them the cow-houses, where Peter could not only accommodate
twelve milch-cows, but fatten in the winter an equal number of
"stall-feds"; in the "haggard" to the rear were the innumerable golden
stacks and hay-ricks which were, of all his possessions, those most
valued by the Master of Monavoe. No one in the country was so clever in
selecting time and weather for cutting and carting; no one so cunning
in ascertaining the most opportune moments for selling, or so
far-seeing with regard to prices. At this very moment Peter Rorke was
gazing at an immense rick of "prime old hay" which he had had the
prudence to keep back while all his neighbours were selling. His wisdom
now appeared; there had been an unexpected failure in the hay crop that
season, the prices had gone up accordingly, and Peter looked forward to
receiving more than double the sum that his produce was actually worth.
Rousing himself at length from what, to one of his temperament, had
been a reverie of long duration, he turned round and called loudly to
some one whom he supposed to be within: "Rose, Rose! Are ye there,
There was no answer, and after a moment's pause he called again
impatiently. A very old woman with a white sun-bonnet tilted over her
brow came slowly from the back premises. "Where is my granddaughter,
Judy?" he asked, with a frown. Judy was no favourite of his.
"She isn't here at all," she observed; and then jerking her thumb
over her shoulder in the direction of some outhouses, "she went acrass
to the dairy a while ago."
Peter Rorke grunted, and, without another glance at the old woman,
began to walk at a rapid pace in the direction she had indicated. As he
drew near the partly open door of the dairy, the sound of a girl's
voice could be heard merrily lilting a tune; and when Peter entered the
owner of the voice turned round, abruptly ceasing her song and gazing
at him with a startled look. This was Roseen, a tall and comely lassie
of seventeen, in whose pretty, saucy face, however, and clear blue
eyes, there still remained much of the child. Her mother had died when
she was about fifteen, and, to the astonishment of every one who knew
him, Peter Rorke had announced his intention of adopting his
grandchild. He had never had any objections to the girl herself, he
declared loftily; she was well enough in every way, and his own son's
child; he could never put up with the mother, it was true--a common
little servant girl that his son had no right to have been speaking to,
much less to be goin' an' gettin' married to. Peter would never bring
himself to recognise him at all after he had demeaned himself that way,
and as long as the wife lived he couldn't be expected to take any
notice of the child; but now that she was dead an' gone to her own
place, wherever that might be, he wasn't goin' to let his granddaughter
go out to sarvice. She was Miss Rorke, and her place was at Monavoe,
where all the Rorkes had lived and died for more generations than any
one cared to count.
When, however, he had, with a good deal of pompous benevolence,
driven up on his outside-car to fetch Miss Rorke from the tumbled-down
cabin which had been hitherto the only home she had known, that young
lady, instead of being properly grateful, and impressed by her
relative's condescension, had displayed a spirit of independence, and
indeed stubbornness, which the worthy old gentleman found as
bewildering as mortifying. He had never taken any notice of them
before, she had averred; he had let her father starve, and her mother
work herself to death. Roseen was not going to be beholden to him
now--she'd earn her own bread, so she would, an' if he thought shame of
his grandchild goin' to sarvice, she was glad of it, so she was, an'
she'd make sure an' tell every one the way he was afther thratin' them.
Peter had rubbed his lantern-jaw and glanced askance at the determined
little maiden who stood facing him, her blue eyes flashing through her
tears, and every line of face and figure betokening resolution. First,
he had been puzzled, then angry, finally he had had recourse to
entreaty, feeling in his heart that he could never look the neighbours
in the face again if the story got about that this chit had "got the
better of him that way." At length Roseen had suffered herself to be
softened, and agreed, after much persuasion, to a compromise. She would
condescend to take up her abode under her grandfather's roof on the
condition that Judy came too. Judy was one of these appendages so
frequently to be seen in Irish cabins, there being, apparently,
scarcely any householder so poor that he or she cannot afford to
shelter some one poorer still. While there is a roof over their heads,
a potato to put into their mouths, the Irish peasants will share with
one another. Ever since Roseen could remember, Judy had been an inmate
of their home; she had helped in the small household labours, tended
Mrs. Rorke after her own fashion when she had been sick, scolded and
adored Roseen from babyhood to youth. There was not much else poor Judy
could do, except smoke her pipe when, by some lucky chance, a "bit o'
baccy" came in her way: she was not only old and lame, but half-witted,
very nearly "innocent." What Peter's feelings had been may be guessed
when invited to receive this strange-looking old creature into his
house; but Roseen had been firm, and he had finally consented.
Whether there had been some dormant family affection in that
withered heart of his, which had sprung to life now that poor Mrs.
Rorke no longer stood between him and his own flesh and blood, or
whether the girl's obstinacy had aroused in him a corresponding desire
to carry his point, or whether, as some of the neighbours ill-naturedly
said, he thought if the fine little colleen was to go to sarvice at
all, she might as well come to him for no wages as to be airnin' from
somebody else, remains a mystery; but it is certain that in spite of
the unpleasant condition imposed by Roseen, Peter felt a curious glow
of pride and pleasure when he assisted Roseen to alight at the door of
Monavoe. Since then he had certainly grown fond of her, and was
moreover proud of her good looks and winsome ways. He had sent her to a
boarding-school, a grand convent establishment for young ladies, where
the good nuns had done their best to impart to her all that was deemed
essential for Mr. Rorke's granddaughter to learn. Roseen knew already
how to read, and could write after a fashion of her own; she now learnt
arithmetic, and could, indeed, keep her butter accounts by dint of much
counting on slim sunburnt fingers and puckering of her pretty white
forehead; but alas! all attempts to attain more elegant accomplishments
remained fruitless--Roseen was a thorough little dunce. Much to the
relief of all parties, she returned to Monavoe at the end of twelve
months, and thereupon devoted her energies to the more homely
acquirements in which she had since become an adept. She could do
anything with those deft fingers of hers: her butter was proverbial,
her bread excellent, she could trim a hat and hem a duster with equal
speed and nicety, and as for clear-starching and getting up fine
things, she was the wonder of the rustic matrons for ten miles round.
Roseen had been making butter when her grandfather entered, and,
turning round, displayed a face rosy with her exertions, and arms bare
to the elbow.
"So here ye are," remarked Peter, his grim face relaxing as much as
was possible to it; "I've been lookin' for ye everywhere. Do ye know
what I am after doin' for you this fine mornin'?"
"What?" asked Roseen, a little apprehensively, while the colour
deepened in her cheeks. Peter leaned against the long stone shelf that
ran round the dairy wall, and smiled before replying: "I am after
makin' the finest match for you that's to be had in all the country
The flush mounted to Roseen's very temples and then died away; she
paused a moment to steady her voice before venturing on a query. "I
seen Mr. Quinn goin' down the road a little while ago--is it him?"
"Ah, you little rogue! you were on the lookout, were ye?" cried
Peter jocosely. "Well, you are right; it is him. You are the rale lucky
girl, Roseen! You'll be the richest woman in the town-land."
Roseen glanced down, apparently wrestling with some inward emotion,
and presently observed in a small, strangled voice: "Sure, he is twenty
year older nor me."
"What matter?" said Peter; "he'll be all the better able to take
care o' you. It's better to marry a man with sense, nor to go takin' up
with some young whipper-snapper that would be thinkin' of nothin' but
spendin' money and carryin' on with nonsense."
"He's an ould widower," cried Roseen, wrinkling up her little nose
with an expression of disgust.
"Well," said Peter, "an' a good thing too; you'll come in for all
the beautiful dresses and jewels and things the first Mrs. Quinn left
"I am not goin' to take her lavin's, then," retorted Roseen with
spirit. "Neither her jew'lry, her dresses, nor her husband will I have,
so there! That's my answer, an' you may tell him so. He may go make up
his match with somebody else for me." With a whisk of her skirts and a
stamp of her foot, she returned to her butter.
"Come, come!" said Peter, knitting his brows. "Come, come, come!" he
repeated, in warning tones; "this won't do, miss."
Roseen tossed her head, and gave her roll of butter two or three
"If I bid you take Mr. Quinn, you'll have to take him," said Peter
"I won't, then," retorted Roseen, and she finished off one little
roll and fell to preparing another.
"You owe everything in this wide world to me, I would have you
remember," cried Peter, stammering in his wrath; "if I was to turn you
out o' doors this minute, ye wouldn't have a place to go to."
"I would soon find a place," said Roseen. "I told ye that before I
Peter, finding the threat of no avail, changed his tactics, and
assumed a wheedling tone.
"Listen, Roseen, like a good sensible girl. Sure, ye know very well
it's me that holds the place of father an' mother to you now, an' it's
my duty to see you are settled an' provided for. Well, now, ye might
sarch the world over an' not find such a good man as Mr. Quinn, an' a
real gentleman, too, mind you. Sure, it's jumping with joy you ought to
be. An' lookit here, Roseen, you are all the descendants I have, an' if
you do as I bid you, I'll make me will after ye are married to Mr.
Quinn, an' leave the two 'o you this place an' everything in the wide
world that I have. There now!"
This tempting prospect was too much for Roseen. She whisked round
again so rapidly that she overturned a pan of cream; her cheeks were
flaming, her eyes flashing with anger.
"I'll be thankin' ye not to talk to me that way, grandfather," she
cried. "I declare it's enough to vex a saint! I won't have Mr. Quinn,
an' wouldn't if he gave me a carpet of gould to walk upon. That's me
answer, an' he needn't be waitin' for me, for I won't have him."
Peter Rorke shook his head sorrowfully.
"Ye'll be bringin' me white hairs with sorrow to the grave, the same
as your father," he remarked, oblivious of the fact that the poor
fellow in question had only succeeded in laying low his own curly black
ones. "I declare me heart's broke. Ye had a right to have a bit more
consideration for me, Roseen, after all I done for ye. Did I ever give
ye a cross word, now, since you come here?"
Roseen opened her eyes a little blankly, stricken with sudden
remorse. It was true her grandfather had ever treated her kindly since
she had come to Monavoe, and indeed, after a certain queer fashion, the
two had grown to be rather fond of each other.
"Haven't I always given you everything you wanted?" pursued Peter,
in a querulous tone; "everything in reason, anyhow. Look at the
beautiful blue tabinet dress I gave you--sure there isn't the like in
the place--and the new hat ye have, an' kid gloves an' all! Sure, I
never deny you anything! An' you up an' give me them disrespectful
answers, an' refuse to do the only thing I ever axed ye!"
Tears were actually twinkling in the old man's narrow eyes, so much
aggrieved did he feel himself to be. Roseen began to cry too. "It's me
that has me heart broke," she sobbed. "How can I go marryin' Mr. Quinn
wid his ugly red face, an' him an ould widower an' cross-eyed into the
bargain? Sure, if it was anything else now--" A burst of woe
interrupted her utterance.
"Me child," said Peter impressively, "I know more what's for your
good nor you do yourself; but don't distress yourself too much, alanna:
Mr. Quinn says he does not mind waitin' as long as you like, so we'll
say no more about it for a while."
"O--o--o--oh!" groaned Roseen.
Peter prevented further lamentations by assuring her, with various
affectionate pats on the arm, that he knew she would never go annoyin'
her poor ould grandfather, but they'd say no more about it, for a bit
anyhow. He withdrew, leaving Roseen still sobbing amid the fragments of
a broken milk-pan, and perhaps the ruins of a castle in the air.
Presently, however, she dried her eyes, and, being a methodical
person, set to work to repair the disorder around her. When the broken
crockery was removed, the cream wiped up, and the remaining butter
rolled into shape, she went out, closing the dairy door after her and,
giving a hasty glance to right and to left, made her way swiftly across
the "haggard" and down a grassy lane beyond, to a large field, where a
man was to be seen leisurely assembling together a troop of cows.
Roseen ran quickly across the grass towards him, stopping as soon as
she perceived that he had caught sight of her, and beckoning to him
"Come here, Mike!" she cried softly, as he hastened towards her,
"I've something to be tellin' ye."
Mike quickened his pace. He was a tall young fellow, but slender,
with an honest, good-humoured face. Without being handsome, there was
something attractive about him--an alertness, a vigour in the well-knit
limbs, a candour and kindliness in the expression of the open face, a
tenderness, moreover, in the blue eyes as they rested on Roseen--which
would seem to account for the fact that these former playfellows were
Roseen looked piteously at him, as he halted beside her, gazing with
alarm at the trace of tears which still remained on her face.
"Me grandfather wants me to get married to Mr. Quinn," she announced
"God bless us!" ejaculated Mike, his cheeks growing pale beneath
their tan. "What did ye say, alanna?"
"I said I wouldn't," answered Roseen.
"That's me brave girl! I declare ye're afther givin' me such a
fright, I don't know whether I am on me head or on me heels. Was he
goin' to murther ye for that?"
"He was at first," replied the girl, "and then he began sayin'--Oh
dear, oh dear, me heart's broke!" She was sobbing now violently.
"Sure, what matther what he says?" cried Mike, much concerned. "Ye
have no call to be frettin' that way; let him say what he likes, bad
luck to him! Sure, ye won't be havin' Mr. Quinn, Roseen, will ye?"
"N--no," said Roseen. "Me grandfather says I'm bringin' his white
hairs with sorrow to the grave."
"Ah, the ould gomeril!" retorted Mike unsympathetically. "Bedad,
what hairs he has isn't white at all, but red as carrots! Don't ye be
listenin', Roseen, asthore. Sure, ye wouldn't marry ugly Mr. Quinn?" he
"I would not," replied Roseen; "but I don't like me grandfather to
be talkin' that way. An'--an' his hair isn't that red, Mike," she added
reprovingly; "ye have no call to be sayin' it is."
"If I never said worse nor you have said yourself often an' often!"
retorted the lad. "Many's the time I heard ye at it."
"That was before I had sense," replied Roseen, a trifle loftily; "ye
have no call to be castin' that up at me now. Me an' me grandfather has
never fell out since I come here."
"Oh, that indeed," said Mike sarcastically; "ye're gettin'
altogether too good an' too grand. Hothen indeed, I may as well make up
my mind to it--ye'll be Mrs. Quinn before the year is out. Sure, what
chanst has a poor fellow the same as meself, wid the ould wans at home
to support as well as meself, when there's such a fine match as Mr.
Quinn to the fore! Och bedad! when ye're sittin' along wid him on your
side-car, ye'll never offer to throw so much as a look at poor Mike."
At this affecting picture Roseen wept more than ever, and brokenly
assured the honest fellow that not for all the Mister Quinns in the
world would she ever forget him, and that she would wait for him till
she was grey, she would, an' marry nobody else, no matter what might
Thus reassured, Mike could not do less than apologise for his
intemperate language, and a reconciliation was in the act of taking
place when Mr. Peter Rorke chanced to look over the hedge. It was past
milking-time, and he had come to see why his cows had not been driven
in as usual. Leaning on his stick and trembling with rage, he
apostrophised the young pair in no measured terms.
"Now I understand, miss," he added, after relieving his mind by a
burst of eloquence, "now I understand why you thought so bad of Mr.
Quinn's kind offer. It was this young schamer ye had in your mind--him
that ye should think no more of nor the dirt under your feet."
"Well then, grandfather," cried Roseen hotly, "I may as well tell ye
straight out that I won't stand here an' hear Michael Clancy abused.
He's all the husband ever I'll have, an' ye may make up your mind to
Peter spluttered with fury and brandished his stick. It was perhaps
well for the girl that the hedge divided them.
"Get in wid ye into the house this minute out o' me sight," he
screamed. "Him your husband! A dirty little beggar's brat that I picked
up out o' the gutter for charity!"
"Charity yourself," interrupted Mike, squaring his shoulders. "I've
done more work for ye nor ever ye paid me for--now! And the Clancys is
as good as the Rorkes, an' an oulder family, though we are down in the
world, along wid bad luck an' misfortun'."
"The Clancys is an ould ancient family," chimed in Roseen. Her
grandfather turned to her, almost beside himself with exasperation.
"Get in wid ye to the house this instant, as I bid ye, miss; or
it'll be the worse for ye. Be off, now, before I come over the hedge to
"If you dar' lay a finger," began Mike; but Roseen interrupted him
with a little defiant laugh.
"Sure, I am not afeard of him, Mike. I am more afeard of his hurting
himself nor me; but I'm goin' now, anyway, an' I am glad ye know the
truth, grandfather, so that ye needn't be botherin' me about Mr.
She went away, moving slowly and carrying her curly head very high.
Peter watched her till she was out of sight and hearing, and then
turned to Mike.
"Now then," he cried, "we'll have this matter settled. You'll go out
o' this, me lad, an' so will your father an' mother. They're owin' me a
year's rent an' more."
"Didn't I tell ye I would work it off, little by little?" said Mike,
who had suddenly become very pale. "It was me poor mother bein' sick
last year that thrun us back, an' you said ye would have patience wid
"Then ye had a right to behave better," returned Rorke. "How dar' ye
go make up to my granddaughter, you young villain? I'd have ye to know
that Miss Rorke is not for the likes of you."
All poor Mike's pride and valour seemed to have deserted him since
"Sure, Roseen an' me was always fond of one another," he said
pleadingly. "I couldn't remember a time when we wasn't. Her an' me was
ould playfellows, and she used to be as much at our place as at home."
"It won't be your place much longer," retorted Peter curtly. "Out o'
this ye may all go, bag an' baggage, the whole pack of yous."
"Me father hasn't stirred out o' that chimley corner for years an'
years," urged Mike; "an' me mother, God help her! she's near as bad as
him wid the weakness an' the terrible cough she has this while back. It
'ud be the death of her out an' out--sure, where could the cratur's
"Let them go to the poor-house, unless you can make a livin' for
them somewhere out o' this. I'll not have ye here, mind. Ye needn't
come an' work to-morrow, an' ye may tell your father an' mother to be
gettin' ready to march, for they'll be havin' the bailiff in on them as
soon as I can get him."
A deep flush replaced Mike's pallor and a shiver of indignation
shook him from head to foot.
"Mr. Rorke," he cried, "ye don't mane what ye are sayin'. Ye'd never
have the heart to turn them two ould craturs out on the roadside to
"Wouldn't I though?" retorted Peter; "ye'll soon find out for
yourselves whether I would or not."
He turned and was hastening homewards, when Mike called after him.
The old man faced him, still sneering.
"This will not bring you luck," cried Mike, his young voice
quivering, his face working with emotion, his usually merry eyes ablaze
with passion. "I tell you it'll bring a curse on you. You'll live to
rue the day you turned on us that way--an' maybe it won't be long
before ye are sorry."
Peter's only answer was an ironical laugh, and he once more resumed
his homeward journey, leaving Mike standing pale and trembling beside
Peter entered the house, flushed with triumph, and, calling loudly
for Roseen, informed her that he was after sendin' that fine young
sweetheart of hers about his business.
"Ye don't mane to say you turned him off!" cried the girl, in
dismay. "The poor fellow, how is he to live at all, him that has his
old father and mother to keep as well as himself?"
"His father and mother won't be costing him anything much now, I am
thinkin'," explained Peter politely. "That grand ancient family of the
Clancys will soon be out o' this place, an' living in the greatest aise
and comfort at the country's expense in the poorhouse, me dear."
"What do ye mane at all? Indeed Mike will never let them go there.
He'll work till the two hands drops off of him, but he will conthrive
to keep a roof over their heads."
"Will he now?" said Rorke, still laboriously urbane. "I wonder what
roof that'll be?"
Roseen looked up quickly, her parted lips suddenly turning white.
"I am thinking," resumed Peter, "he'll have to make haste an' find a
place for them, for they'll be out o' the old one soon enough."
"Grandfather!" cried Roseen, "ye're not going to put them out in
airnest, are ye? Sure ye'd never have the heart! The poor old couple is
dying on their feet as it is. It'll be the death o' them altogether if
ye go do that."
"An' a very good thing too," retorted Peter. "We'll be shut o' the
whole of them out-an'-out, that way."
"Ye're a regular hard-hearted old Turk," cried Roseen, "that's what
ye are! The whole countryside will cry shame on ye! It is outrageous,
so it is! 'Pon me word, ye're as bad as Cromwell."
"Ah, ha," said Peter, "I'll tell ye what it is, Roseen, the more
impidence ye give me, the more I'll do on the Clancys. Now! Ye
bold little lump! How dar' ye go speak to me that way? I'll teach ye to
be carryin' on wid the likes o' that. Not another word out o' ye now,
or I'll walk down to the Clancys this minute an' throw them out on the
road before dark."
Roseen's fury was replaced by terror.
"Och, grandfather, sure ye wouldn't do the like! I ax your pardon
for spakin' disrespectful to ye. Sure ye're not in airnest? Ye won't
raly put the poor old man and his wife there out o' their little place?
They won't be troublin' you long. A-a-h, grandfather, me own dear
grandfather, do lave them where they are an' I'll promise faithful
never to give you a crass word again."
But neither the coaxing tone nor the touch of the soft clinging
arms, which the girl now wound about him, moved Peter's heart.
"Out o' this them Clancys goes, bag and baggage," he asserted; "if
ye'd wanted me to let them stay where they were, an' them owin' me so
much rent an' all, ye ought to have behaved different. But on account
of this impident young sckamer ye go tellin' me ye won't marry Mr.
Quinn, the man I chose for ye, an' I catch ye sweetheartin' an'
carryin' on wid that ploughboy there, demanin' yourself altogether.
Sure nobody could be expected to stand that. I won't stand it anyhow.
Out they go, and off the whole o' them may march."
Roseen was silent for a moment, apparently battling with herself,
and at last she said in a very shaky voice:
"It's a poor case if it's me that's bringin' this throuble on them
all. Grandfather, if--if I was to give ye me word that I wouldn't spake
to Mike in the way of courtin' agin--"
"Wisha!" cried Peter sarcastically, "much good that would do. I know
the way ye would keep your promise, me lady; no, no, I'll make sure of
"Oh, grandfather! I'll promise, I promise faithful never so much as
to look at Mike!"
But Peter was inexorable; he had been wounded in his tenderest
point, bearded by these two impudent young people--set at nought. His
pride, moreover, could not brook the proximity of the audacious youth
who had dared to aspire to the hand of his granddaughter, and of the
parents who had, as he had been reminded that day, ventured to befriend
her when he himself had cast her off.
He felt that he must be rid of them without delay. Poor Roseen crept
upstairs and sat disconsolately at the window, watching the corner of
the haggard where she expected before long to see Mike appear. It had
been the custom of the young pair to meet for a few moments every
evening, under the shadow of the big hayrick and there converse before
Mike returned home. He would surely come, if only to say good-bye. Poor
fellow, what would he do? Whither would he go? Big tears rolled down
Roseen's cheeks as she thought of his desperate plight.
As she sat watching and waiting--for she dared not venture out too
soon lest her grandfather's suspicions should be aroused--a sudden
rattling and fumbling at the lock of her own door made her turn round.
The door was opened for a moment, a lean hand thrust into the room, the
key which had been on the inner side was withdrawn suddenly; then the
door quickly closed again, and before Roseen thoroughly realised what
had happened, old Peter locked her in.
"Good night, me dear!" he cried ironically through the keyhole; "I
think it's as well for ye to stay quiet this evenin' an' not be takin'
any more walks, or tirin' or excitin' yourself. Pleasant dreams, dear."
Down the stairs he went, chuckling to himself and leaving the girl
furious. She banged at the door with all her might and main, but the
lock held fast and no one came to her rescue; then she rushed to the
window and threw it open; but the distance from the ground was too
great for even a desperate maiden to jump, and she wrung her hands
frantically. Mike would think she had given him up; he would fancy her
grandfather had got round her, and that she had deserted him in his
humiliation and distress. Was there nobody who would help her, no one
by whom she could convey at least a message?
As if in answer to her agonised prayer, certain shuffling steps were
presently heard below, and old Judy's white sunbonnet appeared round
the corner of the house. Roseen clapped her hands: here was one who
would do her bidding, a faithful hench-woman who could be trusted to
carry out her orders in defiance of old Peter's commands.
"Judy!" cried the girl softly, bending out of the window.
Judy looked up in astonishment. "Is it there ye are?" she cried.
"Oh, Judy, my grandfather has me locked in! Listen now! I want ye to
do something for me."
Judy's face clouded over. "I was just stalin' out to have me little
pipe," she said. "The masther does be killin' me, when he catches me at
it, an' I was makin' me way off while he had his back turned."
"Ah, ye can smoke away as much as ye like," cried Roseen
impatiently. "See here, Judy, all I want ye to do is to stand over
there, by the corner of the haggard, an' watch till Mike comes, an'
tell him me grandfather's afther lockin' me up, an' I can't get out
this evenin', but the first chanst I have to-morrow I'll run round. An'
tell him"--here her voice faltered--"that no matther what any one says,
I'll always be faithful to him. An' I'll never get married to anybody
on'y to himself."
Judy's beady black eyes were fixed somewhat vacantly on her
mistress's face during this speech, but she nodded at the end, and on
being adjured not to forget, informed Roseen, somewhat tartly, that she
had no notion of forgettin'. She hobbled off fingering her beloved
pipe, and Roseen, sitting by the window, watched the twilight deepen
and saw the world grow misty and indistinct, and heard the birds
twittering as they went to roost. Then the stars came out one by one,
and a pale young moon showed faintly in the sky; it was night now, but
Judy had not returned. Was it possible that Mike had failed to appear
at the trysting-place.
After what seemed an interminable time, Judy's uncertain footfalls
were again heard, and her white bonnet showed indistinctly in the dusk,
bobbing up and down as she approached. Roseen craned forward her head
eagerly. "What did he say, Judy?"
"I'm afther losin' me lovely pipe," responded the old woman, halting
beneath the window. "What in the world will I do? I'm afther losin' it.
Oh dear! oh dear!--the on'y bit o' comfort I had."
"Whisht, whisht; ye'll find it to-morrow, when the light comes. Did
ye see Mike, Judy? An' what did he say?"
"Ah, don't be botherin' me about Mike," wailed Judy, "I have other
things to be thinkin' of, I'm afther losing me beautiful pipe; me
heart's broke entirely!"
"Judy, Judy! I'll give ye the loveliest pipe ever ye seen, an' a
beautiful roll o' twist, if on'y ye'll tell me. Wasn't Mike in it at
all, Judy? Tell me that, for the love of Heaven."
Judy made a desperate effort to collect the scattered remnants of
her wits, and presently said doubtfully: "Is it Mike ye are axing
about? Sure what 'ud bring Mike to the haggard? I did not see
him--an' me pipe is lost on me!"
Roseen fairly stamped her foot. Why had she been such a fool as to
count on this poor old idiotic creature? Probably while Judy was
hunting for her pipe, Mike had watched and waited in vain for a sign
from his love.
Judy shuffled off, lamenting, but Roseen sat still at her open
casement, pondering mournfully on the misfortunes which had overwhelmed
those she loved, and bewailing her impotence to help them. Soon all was
absolutely still; the house was wrapt in slumber, and at last, rising,
chilled and weary, the girl prepared to go to rest. As she closed the
window her eye was caught by a curious appearance in the sky,
immediately above the long line of the regularly shaped stacks in the
haggard. The big hayrick particularly was defined with curious
clearness against what seemed to be a glow in the sky. As she looked a
sudden tongue of flame sprang out from the western corner, and ran
leaping up the great dark mass, spreading and widening as it went; then
sparks were thrown out, and Roseen suddenly realised that the great
rick, composed of tons upon tons of hay, worth at this moment a fortune
in itself, was on fire. Screaming she rushed frantically to the door,
but owing to Peter's forethought she was locked in. In vain she
hammered and shrieked; no one heeded her. Such labourers as remained on
the premises at night slept over the stables; the two maid-servants
whom Peter employed only came by day. If Judy heard, she had not the
sense to heed; and old Peter himself, snuggling into his pillows,
merely turned over when the din reached his ears, muttering to himself
with righteous indignation that a body would think the girl would know
better nor behave that way, but let her shout as much as she liked an'
tire herself out, she'd be apt to be a bit quieter in the mornin'.
Meanwhile the little flame, which Roseen had first seen, had grown
apace. The slight crackling sound which had originally accompanied its
progress, was replaced by a sullen roar; volumes of ruddy smoke filled
the air; a pungent, peculiar smell penetrated even to Roseen's room,
almost suffocating her. Would no one hear, would no one heed? Taking
the poker she knocked on the floor, hoping to produce some response
from her grandfather, but finding that he did not answer she fell to
hammering and battering the lock of her door with such vigour and
good-will that at last she succeeded in breaking it. Rushing down
stairs, candle in hand, she burst in upon old Peter.
"Get up, grandfather, get up at wanst! the big rick is on fire, and
will be burnt to a cinder if you don't make haste." Old Peter sat up,
blinking at the light, and at first refusing to believe Roseen; but
when the girl flung open the window and he saw and heard for himself
that the alarm was only too well founded, he fairly burst out crying
like a child.
"Me rick, me beautiful rick! I'm ruined and destroyed entirely!
What'll I do at all?"
"Get up!" said Roseen sharply, "and let's get all the help we can.
I'll run out an' call Jack an' Barney, an' do you put on your clothes
an' fill the stable bucket."
She flew out, and after some trouble succeeded in rousing the men in
question, who, however, when they arrived on the scene and saw the
extent of the damage which had already been done, gave her little hope
of being able to arrest its progress.
"Sure it's all wan sheet of flame, none of us could get near it,"
cried one, pointing to the rick. "What good would a bucket or two of
wather do on that?"
"Well, do something can't yez?" cried Roseen. "There's no good in
standin' there, lookin' at it. I'll run off an' fetch Mike Clancy; he
has more sense nor the whole o' yez put together."
Off she sped, finding her way easily, even in the dark, along the
familiar path; but when she reached the cabin, and after much knocking
succeeded in arousing Mrs. Clancy, disappointment awaited her--Mike was
nowhere to be found.
The news went round the country next morning, first that old Peter
Rorke's famous hayrick and two of the neighbouring cornstacks were
burnt to the ground, and secondly that Michael Clancy had mysteriously
disappeared. By-and-by certain additional circumstances were reported
which caused people to connect the one fact with the other, and to
comment thereon in whispers, with divers nods and winks, and mysterious
jerks of the thumb. Michael was after havin' words with the ould
fellow, it was rumoured, on account of his bein' sweet on Roseen, an'
him and his ould father and mother were goin' to be put out o' their
little place. Sure no wonder the poor boy--Well, well, he'd have had
the time to get far enough off by this, an' it was nobody's business,
on'y his own, poor fellow!
It was whispered that Jack McEvoy had seen Mike on the evening
before, standing in the corner of the haggard lookin' about him "rale
distracted, ye'd say." "What are ye doin' there at all, this time o'
night?" said Jack. "Och, nothin' much," says Mike, "just streelin'
about." "Well," says Jack, "I'm afeard ye are after gettin' poor Roseen
into throuble; there's the great blow-up entirely goin' on beyant there
at the house. The masther's murdherin' Roseen for the way the two of
yez has been goin' on. He had her crying, the poor little girl," says
Jack; "I h'ard her through the windy," says he. "'Oh, grandfather,' she
says, 'I'll never spake to Mike agin, I give ye me word,' she says.
'I'll never ax to look at him,' says she. Well," Jack said, "if ye'd
seen the look that come over Mike's face! He staggered back, so he did.
'The ould devil,' says he, 'he's afther gettin' round her an' turnin'
her agin me.'" "Och, to be sure," says Jack, "he's a rale ould villain!
Is it true that he's puttin' yez all out in the road?" "He is," says
Mike, "but he'll be sorry for it yet?"
"Mind that now," some one would say, and the nods and the shakings
of the heads would become more mysterious than ever, and then the
gossips would begin to chuckle over Peter's discomfiture; the universal
verdict being that "It sarved him right, the covetious ould
blackguard!" Mrs. Clancy had told Roseen, weeping, that Mike was gone
off wid himself. He had come in late, very near distracted, the poor
boy, an' he had said "good-bye" to his father an' mother, an' had told
them he was goin' to England to try an' make a bit o' money at the
potato-harvest, the way they wouldn't have to go to the workhouse when
Mr. Rorke turned them out.
Gone without a word of farewell to her! Roseen betook herself
homewards full of bewildered pain; but kept her own counsel.
When the whispers anent the probable cause of his disappearance
reached her ears, she felt a momentary thrill of apprehension, but her
faith in her old friend survived this temptation. "Mike never done the
like," she said to herself, with a proud little toss of her head; even
when by--and--by the lad was openly accused of having been the cause of
the disaster, she took his part against all comers, making no secret of
her own intention, frustrated by her grandfather, of meeting him in the
haggard, and announcing boldly that it was on her account that Mike had
Old Peter, who had behaved like a man distracted while his property
was being consumed before his eyes, was the first to connect the
disappearance of Mike with this act of destruction, and declared he
would leave no stone unturned in his efforts to capture and punish him.
The police were soon on poor Mike's track, and before long he was
discovered in the act of embarking for Liverpool, and ignominiously
dragged back to the scene of his supposed exploit. In vain he denied
all knowledge of the deed, putting forward the same motive for his
absence as his mother had done; circumstances were adverse to him, and
the evidence against him sufficiently strong to justify the magistrate
in committing him for trial at the approaching assizes. In the meantime
the unfortunate fellow was despatched to the county gaol.
Peter Rorke remained in a condition of mind bordering upon frenzy;
some of his neighbours opined that he was goin' out of his wits
altogether, and there were moments when Roseen herself was in terror of
him. The old man's excitement took a most unpleasant form, his hatred
of Mike and his unfortunate parents being little less than rabid.
Not only were the poor old couple evicted with the least possible
delay, but their few "sticks of furniture," precious to themselves and
worth absolutely nothing to anybody else, were seized and carried off
to Monavoe--there being no bidders at the sale which Peter held in
"distraint for rent."
Poor old Pat was helped out of the cabin and insisted on seating
himself by the roadside to watch proceedings, though his wife tried
anxiously to persuade him to accept at once the hospitality pressed
upon them by sympathetic neighbours.
"Lave me alone," he growled, "I'll see this out, so I will. Och,
bedad, they are afther liftin' out the bed now--mind it doesn't fall to
pieces on yez before yez get it into the cart. Troth, ould Peter
himself ought to sleep in that iligant bed; it's the pleasant dhrames
"It doesn't become ye to be talkin' that way, Pat," cried "Herself,"
flushed and weeping; "that was me mother's bed, so it was. Oh dear, oh
dear! that I should live to see it taken off of us that way! And
there's me pot that I biled mornin' an' evenin' these years an' years!"
"Och, musha, lave the pot," retorted Pat; "sure what good is the pot
to us when we haven't a bit to put in it? Troth, now the ould sckamer
beyant has Mike in prison, we may give up altogether. Yourself an' me
will soon be undher the Daisy-quilt, never fear. There they have me
ould chair, now," he added sardonically; "troth it looks well cocked up
there. Mind the china now, Jack McEvoy; herself here thinks there isn't
the like in the country,--have ye all now, the two mugs an' the three
plates, an' the cups an' saucers, an' the little taypot with the
cracked spout? Ah, don't be forgettin' the little jug though, the
little weeny jug with a rose on it. Sure, what are ye crying for,
woman! Isn't it great grandeur for the little jug to be goin' up to
Monavoe? Bedad, ould Peter'll be apt to be puttin' it undher a glass
case on the chimley-piece!"
Their friends and neighbours gathering round gazed with puzzled
looks at the old man as he sat enthroned on his heap of stones, his
knotted trembling hands leaning on a blackthorn stick, his face
flushed, and his eyes blazing under their shaggy white brows. They
could scarcely understand his stoicism; Mrs. Clancy's lamentations were
far more comprehensible to them.
"I won't be in it long," she wailed, "throublin' anybody. Sure, what
matther if it's in the poorhouse the two of us ends our days, now poor
Mike has been sent to gaol on us! Ah! God bless us! I could never hould
up me head agin afther that."
"God help ye!" commented a bystander. "Don't be frettin' that a-way,
ma'am; sure even if he's in gaol itself, he'll be out agin before ye
know where yez are an' maybe they wouldn't keep him in it at all."
"'Deed then they had a right to let him out at wanst," groaned Mrs.
Clancy from beneath her apron. "The Lord knows he never done what
they're afther sayin' he done."
"Hothen, indeed, I wouldn't make too sure of that," put in Pat. "Why
wouldn't he do it? Bedad, he'ud have done well if he done twice as
much. No, but he had a right to have burnt the ould villain in his bed
an' got shut of him out-an'-out--the on'y mistake the poor fellow made,
was lettin' him off so aisy."
"Whisht, whisht! in the name of goodness! God bless us! what is it
ye're sayin' at all? Sure, poor Mike's as innocent as a lamb."
"Heth, he's the fine lamb!" retorted the father sarcastically.
"Well, I believe they have everything now, down to the little creepy.
Good luck to ye, Jack McEvoy; mind how ye go takin' it up the
road--don't be dhroppin' any of it out o' the cart. Give me compliments
to Mr. Rorke, and tell him I hope he'll enjoy my iligant furnitur, an'
much good may it do him!"
Jack McEvoy, one of Peter's men, climbed into the cart sheepishly
enough and drove off. Once more the neighbours pressed round the
homeless old pair, quarrelling for the honour of harbouring them.
"It's coming along wid me they are," cried one, "aren't yez now?
sure of course they are. Isn't mine the biggest house anywhere in
"Ah, but it's that far off," argued another. "Look at the length of
time it 'ud take them to be gettin' there, an' the two of them so wake
on their legs, God help them! No, but it'll be betther for them step
down to my little place that's handy. An' it ud' take them no time at
all to get there."
"Good gracious, woman, where would ye put them in that little
shebeen--sure there isn't room in it for your own childer. God bless
them! the fine childer they are too--but where in the world would you
find a corner for Misther and Mrs. Clancy?"
"Troth, I'll find a corner aisy enough; and it wouldn't do a
ha'porth of harm to the two little fellows if they were to sleep for a
few nights undher the turf stack outside. It's grand warm weather we
are havin', Glory be to Goodness, an' they'd sleep as sound as a bell
by the side of it."
"Oh, not at all, ma'am," put in Mrs. Clancy, "we wouldn't dhrame to
be puttin' ye about that much; the poor little fellows might be gettin'
their deaths o' cold on ye. Indeed it doesn't matther where we go; we
are a throuble to every wan. I wisht the Lord 'ud take us out of it
altogether," she added dismally; "I'd sooner be in the old gully-hole
at wanst nor be goin' to the poorhouse, and, dear knows, that's where
we'll have to go."
"Not wan bit, then," cried Pat resolutely, "not wan fut will ye iver
put in the poorhouse, woman, nor me neither. We'll be back in the ould
place here yit, see if we aren't. Nobody 'ud go in it on'y ourselves,
an' it'll be there waitin' for us till the poor boy comes out an' puts
us back in it."
The neighbours glanced from one to the other, and by common accord
decided to humour the old man.
"To be sure ye will, Misther Clancy. The two of yez will be back
there before we can turn round, an' Mike will be apt to be gettin' your
bits o' things back for yez too. Sure the old rogue up there will have
no call to keep them wanst the boy has paid up the bit yez owe him."
"Troth, it'll be no time at all before you're back, Pat, an' ye had
a right to lave talkin' that way about the poorhouse, ma'am. There
isn't a wan of us that 'ud ever let yez go there, bad luck to it! No,
"Aye, we'll be back yet in the ould little place," repeated Pat with
conviction, "we will so; come on out o' that, Mary, an' make up your
mind where it is we're goin' this night. Sure the craturs here is
fightin' for the honour of havin' us. Stop turnin' your head round now;
the place won't run away on ye till we're back in it."
All the neighbours were indeed vying with each other in their
anxiety to entertain and comfort the helpless old pair, and prove at
once their sympathy with them in their trouble and their indignation
with Peter Rorke.
"He done it just out of spite, mind ye," they said one to the other.
"Wasn't he afther promisin' Mike to let him work out the thrifle o'
rent they were owin?"
"Aye! he is the outrageousest ould villain that ever stepped," was
the general verdict. Nevertheless, as in all communities there is
generally one ill-conditioned person, even in the little village of
Donoughmor there was to be found a time-server who, wishing for reasons
of his own to ingratiate himself with Peter Rorke, was base enough to
report to him old Pat Clancy's hasty words.
"He's saying he wished Mike had burnt ye in your bed, an' more by
token," added Peter's informant, "he's tellin' every wan that it'll be
no time at all before he's back in his own place again the same as ever
he was, an' that you may do what ye like on him, he doesn't care."
"He says that, does he?" cried Peter, crimson with fury; "I'll soon
show him he's makin' a bit of a mistake. 'Pon me word, did ever anybody
hear the like o' that?"
"Well, that's what he says," repeated the other. "'I wisht,' he
says, 'that Mike had burnt the ould villain in his bed,' says he.
That's the very word he said, 'the ould villain' he says; 'an' got shut
of him,' says he, 'but it'll be no time at all before herself an' me is
back in the ould place,' he says. He did so--it's the truth I'm tellin'
ye, that's the very way he said it."
"I'll show him different then," repeated Peter. "I wisht I'd thought
of it first off--the way he'd have seen it."
"An' what's that, sir?"
"You'll soon see. 'Pon me word, I wisht I had him there now in his
bed, the ould raskil, the way I could do on him what he's wishin' his
spalpeen of a son had done on me. Are ye there, Pat?" he cried, raising
"I am, sir," returned some one from the region of the stables.
"Is Barney there?"
"Bring him along wid ye then; an' call Jack McEvoy and a couple more
of the boys. Bring a pick wid ye, an' a couple of them hatchets--an'
"Sir?" replied Pat, suddenly appearing from behind the stable-wall.
"Run round to the kitchen an' fetch the big bottle of paraffin off
o' the long shelf there."
"I will, sir. Where will we be goin' to, sir?"
"I have a little job for yous to do down at Donoughmor," said Peter.
"Hurry up now the whole of yous; I don't want to be losin' more time
over it nor I can help."
The officious visitor, finding that matters were likely to become
more unpleasant than he had anticipated, disappeared while preparations
were going forward, and it was only at the head of his own startled and
unwilling band of followers that Peter at length sallied forth. Not a
word said Peter Rorke until he reached the Clancys' deserted cabin, and
with his own hands set fire to the thatch; then falling back a step or
two he rubbed his hands and chuckled.
"There, now," he cried, "let us see if I can't make near as good a
bonfire as Mike Clancy himself! Throw a sup more paraffin on, you, Pat;
now stand back all of yous, an' look at the fine blaze. As soon as we
have the roof off of it, you can all set to work an' pull the whole
place down. Then we'll see if the Clancys will come to their own again,
as the ould blackguard Pat keeps tellin' every one. I don't think it'll
be worth his while to step back in it when I've done with it."
The poor little rotten roof, mossgrown as it was, did not burn as
rapidly as Peter could have wished, but by dint of much coaxing and a
plentiful sprinkling of paraffin, the fire at last gained ground, and a
dense smoke began to issue from the smouldering thatch. Peter coughed
and choked, and at last calling out to his men that he would be with
them again as soon as that part of the job was over, climbed up the
rocky hillside, pausing only when he had reached the summit, and
turning round with a long gasping breath. The air was clearer there,
and it pleased him to look down from this eminence on his destructive
work. The smoke of the burning roof hung over the little dwelling as
though to hide its degradation; jets of flame leaped through it now and
then; from time to time one of his men approached with the bottle of
paraffin, but the rest stood together looking on, somewhat sullenly.
Farther down the lane a few women and old folks had gathered together;
from his altitude Peter watched them, marking their eager gestures and
imagining the horror and disgust in their faces. "Let them say what
they like," he muttered to himself grimly, "I'll not leave a bit o' the
place standin'. Aye! they may curse an' swear as much as they like, it
doesn't hurt me."
Suddenly he bethought him how Mike had threatened him before setting
fire to his rick; his hard-heartedness would bring a curse upon him,
the boy had said. Peter asked himself now, with a dry chuckle, upon
whom the curse had fallen most heavily. It was certainly a piece of bad
luck to lose his splendid rick, but he had paid the villains well out
for it. There was Mike in gaol, the old people living on the charity of
their neighbours, with no prospect before them but to end their days in
the workhouse; their goods scattered, their cabin razed to the
ground--who was the most accursed?
Ha! one of those women down there had fallen on her knees and was
raising her hands to heaven; another crone was shaking her fist in his
direction. Let them pray and let them threaten--Peter was not afraid of
anything or anybody, neither God nor man--not of the devil himself!
A sudden sound of stones falling just behind him made him turn round
quickly. He could see nothing, but a curious scraping and rustling were
still to be heard. He was standing almost beneath a low stone wall
which traversed the summit. The sound appeared to him to come from a
spot immediately above his head; he looked up and could see through a
fissure in the wall what seemed to be a moving form. His gaze remaining
fixed and fascinated on this object, distinguished at last a dark face
with two gleaming eyes surmounted by horns. All Peter Rorke's
vaunted courage deserted him; conscience-stricken and smitten by sudden
agonising fears, he uttered a shrill quavering scream and began to
totter down the hill with all the speed he could muster.
The steep path had been rendered more slippery than usual by recent
rain, and afforded very insecure footing. Peter, rushing blindly
forward, soon lost all control over his limbs, and fell at last,
rolling over and over until he dropped on the rocks below.
His men, hastening to his assistance, hardly dared to raise him from
the ground, and when they had at last mustered courage to do so, they
were under the firm belief that it was the corpse of their master which
they were carrying home. But Peter Rorke was not dead yet, and to the
surprise of all who had known him, soon demonstrated that he was going
to cheat a certain Old Gentleman--who had been considered his intimate
friend during his long life--of his company at the close of it. His end
in fact was most edifying. He made his peace with both God and man
before he departed. To the last he remained persuaded that the horned
face, which had peered at him through the ruins of Donoughmor, was that
of the devil himself.
The explanation that the McEvoys' goat, which had been tethered on
the hill, had broken loose and clambered up the ruined wall did not
seem to him to have any bearing on the case. It was his belief that the
"Ould Boy" had somewhat prematurely appeared to claim him; and his most
anxious endeavour was to cheat him of his due. So Peter accomplished
deeds which, under other circumstances, would have been impossible to
him. He made his will to begin with, leaving a good deal of money in
charity, and the bulk of his fortune to Roseen; he left directions that
the Clancys were to be reinstated in their cabin and emphatically
announced that he forgave Mike. When this last item, by the way, was
reported to Pat, the old man's indignation knew no bounds.
Peter's last hours were not, however, disturbed by any hint as to
the Clancys' attitude, and it was with the most peaceful and resigned
disposition that he, at last, betook himself to another world, with the
full assurance that it would prove a better one.
When Roseen had in some measure recovered from the shock of her
grandfather's death, her thoughts turned at once to the Clancys. One of
the family indeed had never been absent from them, and it was with
surprise and indignation that she learnt that old Peter's forgiveness
would in no manner affect Mike's actual position. The crime of which he
was accused was so serious in character that he would have to await his
trial at the approaching Sessions.
For his parents, however, something could be done, and Roseen, now
finding herself mistress of Monavoe and all who dwelt there, proceeded
to give orders right and left with an assurance which surprised those
who had formerly known her. Injunctions were issued that the Clancys'
cottage should be re-roofed and made habitable without delay, and,
meanwhile, she announced her intention of taking the old couple to live
with her at Monavoe. Many were the jokes and comments made upon this
act of hers; a few people of what had now become her own standing in
the neighbourhood offered her sage pieces of advice; some of her former
cronies laughed and inquired if she were going to set up a home for
incurables, as what between ould Judy that had no sense to speak of,
an' Pat Clancy with ne'er a sound limb in his body, and his wife, God
help her! hardly able to crawl with rheumatics, she would have her
hands full up there. Roseen thanked her advisers kindly and laughed
with the jokers, and went her own way.
One fine morning, her smart outside car drove up to the hospitable
cabin which had sheltered the Clancys, and Pat and his wife were with
some difficulty hoisted on to it. Some twenty or thirty neighbours
kindly escorted them, "to hould them on for fear they might fall, the
craturs!" With a deal of shouting and huzzahing, the little procession
halted at length at Monavoe, where Roseen's health was drunk in due
form, and then Mike's, and then Pat's, and then Mrs. Clancy's, and then
Roseen's again; and at last the escort went reluctantly homewards, and
Roseen conveyed her charges to the apartment she destined for them. It
was a comfortable room on the ground floor, larger than the whole of
the Clancys' former dwelling, which, nevertheless, it resembled oddly
in many particulars. For, lo and behold! there in the corner stood
their own venerable four-poster, and drawn up by the hearth was Pat's
particular elbow-chair; all their possessions were there in fact,
Roseen having carefully collected them previous to installing their
owners--not even the little creepy-stool was absent.
Pat Clancy, who had maintained a certain dignified reserve all day,
not quite liking the notion of being regarded as Roseen's pensioner,
and not being certain whether this new move did not involve a sacrifice
of independence, was now fairly overcome. "God bless you, me child!" he
said brokenly, "ye were always the good little girl, Roseen. Herself
and me will be quite at home here."
"Ah then, musha, look at me pot," cried Mrs. Clancy, who had been
troubled by no scruples and whose tongue had been wagging freely during
the course of their transit to Monavoe. "Look at me own i
-dentical pot that has biled for me ever since we got married! I declare
I could very near kiss it! I could never fancy any stir-about the same
as what come out o' that pot! And there's the dresser an' all me cups
and saucers widout so much as a crack on them. Well now, who'd ever
fancy anybody that thoughtful? Sure we'll be in clover here--if only we
had poor Mike out o' gaol!"
"He'll be out soon, never fear," cried Roseen. "We'll get a grand
clever lawyer from Dublin to come an' spake for him, see if we don't.
But rest yourself now, Mr. Clancy, ye'll be tired afther the drive.
Maybe Mrs. Clancy would like to wet a grain o' tay for ye. Ye'll find
plenty there, ma'am, in the little caddy, an' I'll send up Judy with a
bit o' griddle cake."
"God bless ye, alanna!" said Mrs. Clancy, with shining eyes; "I'll
set on me own little kettle this minute; it's a grand little wan to
bile in a hurry, an' I'll make himself a cup of tay in no time."
Roseen withdrew with a bright nod, her innate delicacy prompting her
to leave the couple to themselves for a time. Mrs. Clancy's own
particular little rusty kettle was soon singing merrily on the hob, and
Judy presently appeared with the griddle cake and a roll of butter of
Roseen's own making.
"She's afther fetchin' it herself from the dairy," she remarked.
"It's herself has the grand hand for butter, God bless her!"
"Ahmin!" said Pat emphatically, "she's the grand little girl
altogether, there's not her aiquals in Ireland."
"Aye, indeed," chimed in his wife, "an' lookit how humble she is--no
more stuck up now nor she was when she was a little slip of a colleen,
leppin' about on the Rock, beyant."
"An' she has the fine fortun', mind ye," said Judy proudly, "the
Masther left her a power o' money--'deed an' he did, a power o' money!"
"Bedad, he must have left her a good bit," agreed Pat meditatively,
"and she desarves it all. 'Pon me word, I wisht Mike had left that ould
rick alone. Sure, it's her that's the loser now. It's into her pocket
all that fine money 'ud be comin'."
"Musha," exclaimed "Herself," "I declare I am sick an' tired hearing
ye goin' on that way, an' me tellin' ye twenty times a day that it is
the last thing poor Mike 'ud do. He would never dhrame o' such a thing,
him that wouldn't hurt a fly. Many a time I seen him drivin' home the
sheep, an' he'd have his heart scalded wid them runnin' this way an'
that, an' he'd niver offer to rise a stick to them, or so much as to
peg a stone at them."
"Ah, ha! then, maybe he didn't!" cried Pat triumphantly; "I know me
own son as well as ye do, ma'am, an' he has a fine sperrit of his own
as quiet as he is. There now! Who done it if he didn't? Tell me that if
"Sure them hayricks often and often goes on fire of themselves,"
retorted Mrs. Clancy, flushed and tearful; "ye know that as well as me,
Pat. Weren't they at the loss of a lovely stack down there at McEvoy's,
four year ago? No, it was five, I believe--look at that now."
Pat laughed derisively. "'Pon me word, Mary, you have no more sense
nor herself there," nodding towards Judy. "Sure, McEvoy's rick took
fire because they were afther stackin' it, an' it wet. Whoever heard of
a three-year-old rick takin' fire of itself, an' every bit of it as dry
as a bone?"
"Troth it was," put in Judy, "powerful dry, ma'am. Sure, when a
little spark got on it out o' me pipe it burnt up the same as if it was
As she spoke she drew her stool up to the table; she was unusually
loquacious and sensible that day. The potations in which she, in common
with the other members of Roseen's establishment at Monavoe, had
indulged having apparently at once loosened her tongue and brightened
Pat's face suddenly changed; his eyes flashed, and his voice shook
when next he spoke, though he endeavoured to assume a casual air.
"An' was it smokin' alongside o' the rick you were, Judy? When was
"Sure, it was the very night I lost me pipe," replied Judy. "Roseen
bid me go out an' watch for Mike an' tell him the Masther had her
locked in an' she couldn't get out to spake to him."
The Clancys looked at each other; the old man making an imperative
sign to his wife to keep silent.
"That was the very night the rick was burnt down," he observed; "ye
didn't see any one go near it, did ye?"
"Aye, indeed, it was the very night," agreed Judy; "I lost me lovely
pipe that night too," she added plaintively.
"Did ye, now?" said Pat, adding in a menacing aside to his wife:
"Woman, I'll be the death of ye if ye say a word now! Lave her to me.
Well, Judy, it was a poor case your losin' your pipe that way. I wonder
what become of it at all? Ye didn't see any one comin', did ye, who
would be apt to pick it up? Give the woman some tay, Mary, can't ye see
Mrs. Clancy poured out the tea with a shaking hand, and Judy,
spilling some into her saucer, proceeded to blow it vigorously, her
hosts with difficulty restraining their impatience the while.
"Beautiful tay, ma'am!" she remarked, after gulping down the first
instalment. "Elegant tay now, isn't it? Herself never gives less nor
two an' thruppence a pound for it."
"Doesn't she now," cried Pat; "well, an' ye never seen anybody goin'
near that rick?"
"Ne'er a wan at all," replied Judy, collecting herself.
"Ye didn't see Mike then?"
"Well, I'll tell ye. I was sittin' wid me back to the rick waitin'
for him, an' he didn't come, an' I fell asleep, an' when I woke up I
couldn't for the life of me find me bit of a pipe, not a sign of it was
in it at all." Here Judy began to weep. "Me heart's broke ever since! I
just laid it out o' me hand for a minute, and ne'er a bit o' me could
find it since--and--Och! och! Mr. Clancy, ow--wh! Murdher! What are ye
doing at all?" For old Pat had struggled from his chair, and hobbling
across to where Judy sat, had seized her by the shoulder, the grip of
his one sound hand being as the grip of a vice.
"Woman!" he cried, "it's you that's afther bein' the ruination of me
boy! It's you that set fire to the rick wid that ould mischeevious pipe
o' yours! An' there, ye let him be sent to gaol an' the whole of us be
disgraced for what you are afther doin'. 'Pon me word, I could throttle
ye this minute."
Mrs. Clancy ran screaming out of the room, bursting in upon Roseen
with the announcement in the same breath that "Himself would be the
death of ould Judy before he was done wid her," and that "poor Mike
must be fetched out o' gaol widout the loss of a minute."
Roseen, rushing to the scene of action, found indeed a prodigious
uproar going on. Old Pat, who until then had been thoroughly convinced
that his son had accomplished the destruction of Peter Rorke's hayrick,
could not now restrain his indignation on learning that he had been
wrongfully accused; and in the intervals of proclaiming at the top of
his voice more energetically than even "Herself" in the past that
"anybody wid a grain o' sense 'ud know poor Mike 'ud be the last one in
the world to go disgracing himself that way," was shaking Judy
backwards and forwards till, as she subsequently declared, she nearly
lost her life.
"'Pon me word," he cried, when with some difficulty and a certain
amount of physical force he had been separated from his victim, "that's
the ould scut yez ought to be clappin' into gaol! Did anybody ever hear
the like? She must go smokin' her dirty ould pipe under the loveliest
rick in the country--sure, that rick is worth its weight in gould these
times--an' settin' it on fire an' bringin' ruination an' destruction on
her misthress as well as on me poor innocent boy! I declare hangin' 'ud
be too good for her!"
"Didn't I tell ye," cried Mrs. Clancy triumphantly, "that Mike never
went next or nigh that rick?"
"Of course ye did. Anybody 'ud know that. Bedad, Mike 'ud know
better nor do anythin' that senseless an' mischeevious. Sure, what good
'ud it do anybody to go burnin' that beautiful hay? 'Pon me word,
Roseen, if I was you I'd walk that lady straight off to the
Judy, meanwhile, with shrill wails and much rocking backwards and
forwards, was incoherently declaring that she wouldn't sit there to be
murdhered, an' she didn't know why they was all shoutin' at her that
way, an' that--as the culmination of woe--she'd lost her lovely pipe.
After some time Roseen succeeded in calming the belligerents, and in
gathering the sense of their various statements.
Trembling with eagerness and excitement, she led Judy to the
stackyard, and there, after much coaxing and persuasion, induced her to
describe her position on the fateful night in question.
"I was sittin' here," announced Judy, pointing to a certain spot.
"You had your back to the rick then?" said Roseen, "ye can't see the
haggard gate at all from here. No wonder ye didn't see Mike."
"I was tired waitin' for him," said Judy. "I just put me pipe out o'
me hand," she added meditatively. "I was thinkin' of goin' to look for
him--and when I woke up it was black night an' I couldn't find--"
Suddenly she uttered a shrill scream, and darting forward, stooped
over one of the stone supports which had formerly upheld old Peter's
beloved rick, eagerly groping in a certain little fissure in the rough
stone, almost hidden beneath the horizontal slab which surmounted it.
"Sure, there it is!" she cried triumphantly, producing indeed the
grimy little object so dear to her heart. "I have it now! there's me
darlin' pipe! I was afther forgettin' I put it there; it was turned
upside down in the crack an' all me baccy's spilt on me!"
Roseen could at first scarcely believe her own eyes and ears; this
then was the solution of the mystery which had so long baffled them.
Poor old Judy, growing sleepy and tired after her long wait, had laid
her pipe on one side intending to rise and look for Mike, but, overcome
by drowsiness, she had slept instead, and on awaking had forgotten the
spot where she had stowed her treasure. The little pipe, slipping
downwards in the crack, had turned over, upsetting its contents upon
the loose hay beneath the rick, which being, as Judy had related, dry
as tinder, quickly caught fire from the smouldering embers. A strong
breeze had arisen that night, and the flame had spread to the stack
itself with the results which Roseen knew. The pipe that had done all
the damage, being snugly stowed away beneath the overhanging slab of
stone, had told no tales; but now its evidence was conclusive, and
while Judy rapturously embraced and mumbled over it, Roseen fell upon
her knees and thanked God.
It was on a bright October morning that Mike was released from
prison, but in spite of the joys of regained liberty and the warm
congratulations of his friends, the poor fellow looked downcast and
bewildered enough when he came forth into the sunshiny world. Roseen
had sent her car for him to the prison door, and Mike, releasing
himself at length from the handshakes of the friends who awaited him
outside, and being anxious to dispense with their escort, had induced
the driver, with a hasty whispered word or two, to whip up the
fast-trotting mare, which had thereupon started at a break-neck pace
down the street, soon leaving the astonished convoy far behind.
"Bedad, ye are in a terrible hurry altogether," remarked Jack
McEvoy, who happened to be driving. "I suppose ye are in a hurry to get
to Monavoe." He laughed and winked. "Begorrah, if the ould Masther
could lift his head out o' the grave, I wonder what he'd say at me
goin' to fetch a husband for his granddaughter out o' Mount Kennedy
Mike flushed to the roots of his hair and turned his back more
completely on his opposite neighbour.
"Sure, ye needn't think shame o' that," went on Jack, quick to
perceive that the joke was not appreciated. "If ye burnt the rick
itself, there's nobody hereabouts but 'ud say ye done right. But your
father's breaking his heart now bekase the loss o' the rick 'ull be out
o' your own pocket."
"What call has he to say any such thing at all?" said Mike, glancing
"Och, bedad, doesn't every one know the way it is between the two of
yez? Sure, there never was a fellow in such luck as yourself, Mike
Clancy! Ye'll be the richest man between this and County Cork, an' let
alone the fortun', ye'll be havin' the greatest jewel of a wife. 'Pon
me word, if ye was to see the Misthress now of a Sunday!"
"Who's that?" said Mike absently.
"The Misthress--Miss Rorke!"
"Oh, aye, of course, Miss Rorke is the Misthress now," mused Mike to
"Well, if ye was to see her in her black silky dress an' the
beautiful feathers in her hat, an' her gould watch and chain an'
all--'pon me word, ye'd think it was the Queen."
Clancy did not answer, and McEvoy, more and more anxious to retrieve
his former error, waxed eloquent on the subject of Roseen, her beauty,
her wealth, and the bounties she lavished all round her.
"Look at the way she whipped off your father and mother there," he
remarked at last, "and the comfort she keeps them in! I b'lieve the
improvement in them since they went up above there is somethin'"--Jack
paused for an adjective and finally selected "outrageous." "Tay, they
do be tellin' me, at two and thruppence a pound no less, an' mate wanst
and twice in the day, an' a sup o' punch at night the way they'd sleep
sound! Sure, it's somethin' altogether"--again a
Jack actually leaned across the well of the car to peer into Mike's
face, but alas! the more choice and picturesque was his language, the
deeper seemed to be the gloom of Michael Clancy. At last, when within a
few yards of Donoughmor, Mike abruptly requested to be set down there,
and after thanking the man in somewhat tremulous tones, walked away
rapidly in the direction of his former home.
"Sure, what's the good of your going there?" shouted McEvoy, "the
roof is off of it yet, an' not a soul about. Come on home wid ye, can't
"No, thank ye," said Mike, without turning his head. The car drove
on, and soon Mike stood within his dismantled home. There had been some
delay in procuring wood for the new rafters and the poor roofless,
smoked-begrimed walls looked very forlorn. Mike glanced round him and
groaned aloud; he could have wept, so great was the turmoil in his
heart and in his mind. Everything was changed, it seemed to him;
everything was gone. Could this poor little place ever be home again?
How silent it was now that the old father was not cracking his jokes in
the corner! How empty now that the mother's spare form was absent! They
were safe and sound at Monavoe, he knew, "well looked after," as the
driver had told him, by "Miss Rorke" herself, but for the time being it
almost seemed to him as though they were dead. As for Roseen, she was
Miss Rorke now, the Mistress, the owner of Monavoe--his Roseen
was gone too!
His heart was still sore at the recollection of his bitter
disappointment on the fateful evening when the rick was burnt. She had
not come to meet him on that night of all nights in the year! He knew,
through Jack McEvoy, that she had promised her grandfather never to
speak to him again. She had broken faith with him. All through these
weary weeks in prison, the anguish of this thought had deadened all his
other sufferings and anxieties, but in any case, how could he ever
expect her, amid her new grandeurs, to think of him as she used to do?
She had the best heart in the world, he knew that, and wouldn't ask to
do anything that was not kind; she'd try to make up as well as she
could for the "differ of things" by doing all in her power for his
father and mother and by befriending him. It had been mainly through
her exertions that he had been released, and she had sent her own car
to meet him--oh, to be sure she had done that! But as to consenting to
be his sweetheart again, sure, goodness knew, Michael could never
"Afther me bein' in prison an' all!" he said to himself mournfully.
"I had a right to be givin' up thinkin' of her altogether."
He left the cabin presently and climbed the hill, entering the ruins
and seating himself on the great stone slab on one side of the
banqueting-hall. By-and-by, he would have to go to Monavoe to see his
parents, but he would wait for a little while first; he shrank from the
meeting with Roseen. He intended to convey to her straightway his sense
of the distance between them, and his determination to take no
advantage of their former intimacy; but it was hard, and Mike, crushed
and shaken by the trouble and anxiety of mind which he had recently
undergone, suffering in every fibre from an unaccountable sense of
desolation, felt that his heart failed him.
But all at once a light foot sounded on the stone steps behind him,
and Roseen came quickly forward to the rocky recess. Her face was pale,
and there were tears in her eyes; her attire, by no means so
magnificent as that which Michael had depicted to himself, was somewhat
disordered; she had not even taken the trouble to assume a hat, and her
curly hair was blown about her brow, so that she looked very like the
little Roseen of old.
"Michael Clancy," she cried, "what did I do to ye that ye wouldn't
come to see me?"
Mike rallied all his self-possession.
"Ye never done anything that was not kind, Miss Rorke," he said,
standing up and removing his hat, "and I am truly grateful."
Roseen's face quivered. "Why are ye talkin' to me that way, Mike?
I'm no more Miss Rorke to you now nor I have ever been. Sure, ye are
not angry," she added piteously, "at me not goin' to meet ye on the
car? I was afeard that every wan would be talkin' an' tormentin' us."
"Indeed, it wouldn't have become you at all," responded Mike, still
standing, hat in hand, and speaking with a kind of aggressive humility,
"and it 'ud be far from me to be expectin' such a thing."
Roseen knit her brows and tapped her foot impatiently, the angry
tears now standing on her cheeks.
"What is it ye are driving at at all?" she cried; "I can't for the
life of me make out what it is ye be up to. It 'ud have become me well
enough to go meet ye, if it wasn't for the way people 'ud be goin' on."
"Indeed, of coorse, ye'll have to be mindin' yourself," agreed Mike,
with cold politeness. "People's always ready enough to be gossipin' and
gabbin' about any young lady."
"Young lady, fiddlesticks!" cried Roseen. "If ye go on that way I'll
take ye by the two shoulders an' shake ye--it's all I can do now to
keep me hands off o' ye! What in the name of goodness would ye be at?
I'm not a young lady no more nor ye are, I am just Roseen, the same as
ever I was. It's you that's turned nasty and contrairy."
"Not at all!" replied Mike, still frostily. "I'm only wishful to let
ye understand that I know me place, miss, an' would never think of
Roseen suddenly collapsed on the stone slab and began to sob, making
a good deal of noise over it and drying her eyes with the corner of her
skirt, not being at that moment equipped with an apron.
"Ye're a nasty, bitther, disagree'ble ould fellow," she remarked
inarticulately, "an' I hate ye."
Mike had turned his back to her the better to intrench himself in
his fortress of reserve, but now he could not help stealing a glance at
her from over his shoulder. There sat Roseen, still vigorously sobbing,
her feet dangling downward as she sat on her high perch, her shoulders
heaving, her ruffled brown head drooping, the tears forcing their way
through fingers that were just as sunburnt as of old. Many a time had
Mike seen her give way to paroxysms of childish woe, and comforted her
with loving words and no less loving kisses. The recollection flashed
across him now, and he immediately looked away again, stiffening
himself more than ever.
"I thought the day 'ud never come," lamented Roseen, "when ye would
be back wid me. I never closed an eye last night countin' the time an'
me heart leppin' that much for joy, that the bed shook undher me--an'
this is the way ye go trate me when ye do come home!"
Mike turned round quickly. "Ah, Roseen, can't ye whisht?" he cried;
"sure it's twice as bad for me as for you. Sure, asthore,"--he couldn't
for the life of him prevent that little word from slipping in--"it's
only thrying to do me duty I am; it 'ud never do at all for you an' me
to be goin' on the same as we used to do, and I wouldn't like yourself
nor any wan to be thinkin' I'd be forgettin' the differ there is
between the two of us now."
Roseen looked up, her blue eyes still drowned in tears, but just the
suspicion of a smile beginning to creep about her mouth.
"Troth!" she said with a toss of her head, "the on'y differ there is
in it is that I am the same as ever I was, an' you have turned crabby
"'Deed then, I'm not," rejoined Mike, adding hotly, "I'd have ye
remember, Roseen, it's you that changed first. Why didn't ye come to me
that evenin' at the haggard gate the way you always did? And me in
throuble wi' all an' breaking me heart for a word from ye!"
The dignified hero was gone for the nonce, and look and tone were
those of a youthful and offended lover. Roseen immediately fired up
"God give me patience!" she cried, "I never come acrass such a
contrairy boy in me life! Didn't I nearly lep out o' the windy to come
to ye? Sure, me grandfather had me locked in!"
"Oh that, indeed!" said Mike, his face brightening for a moment, but
immediately clouding over again, "but a man told me that same night,
that he h'ard ye sayin' ye'd never spake to me agin nor so much as look
"He tould you a lie then," said Roseen with flashing eyes; "I never
said that--oh, aye, to be sure, I believe I did though, but ye have no
call to be castin' that up at me, Mike; if I did itself, I done it for
love of you. Now! When me grandfather tould me he was goin' to put your
father and mother out on the road I begged and prayed an' done
everythin' I could to persuade him to give up the notion, an' at last
says I, 'Well, grandfather,' says I, 'I'll promise never to speak to
Mike agin,' says I,' nor so much as look at him,' says I, 'if ye'll
only let them stop in it.' Sure, whoever it was went carryin' stories
to ye must have been hard set to find somethin' to say if they brought
up that, an' you had no call to be listenin' to them. I'd soon stop the
mouth of any wan that went about makin' out tales about you."
Never had she looked more bewitching than in her anger; her great
blue eyes, open to their fullest extent, were flashing with scorn and
wrath though the big tears still hung on their long lashes. The little
curled upper lip showed glistening white teeth, the colour came and
went in the pretty dimpled cheeks--cheeks that looked so soft and
inviting. Mike bit his lips and thrust his hands in the depths of his
ragged pockets, clenching them in the effort to preserve his
self-control. He could not help a flash of joy lighting up his face for
a moment, but he turned away to hide it. Wasn't she the jewel of the
world altogether, an' how could he ever have been such a gomeril as to
doubt her? But all the same he must mind himself. It was not for the
likes of him to be thinking of her that way. Sure, what matter if she
had been his sweetheart twenty times over in days gone by--she could
never be his sweetheart now. Stiffening himself therefore and again
resuming his lofty tone, he proceeded: "Indeed I am truly grateful to
you, Miss Rorke, for all your goodness an' all ye done for me father
and mother. Jack McEvoy's afther tellin' me that they are in the height
o' comfort. Indeed I'd never have thought of lookin' for them there at
all; I never have expected you to be puttin' yourself about that way
"An' why wouldn't they be with me?" cried Roseen quickly. "Isn't it
the right place for them to be? They had a right to be stoppin' there
altogether, on'y that they are that fond of their own little place I
don't think they 'ud ever contint themselves."
Mike suddenly sat down on the slab, but at a very discreet distance
from Roseen. He cleared his throat and looked towards her, but seemed
to find a difficulty in speaking. Roseen began to swing one of the
little pendant feet and looked away into the blue distance.
"Sure," she resumed in an indifferent tone, after a moment's pause,
"when their own house is not ready for them, the best place for them to
be in is their son's."
The colour rushed over Mike's cheek and brow; his heart began to
beat violently, and his limbs to tremble. There was a long silence,
broken only by the old familiar song of the lark sounding jubilantly
from above their heads; the rustling of the tall fawn-coloured grasses
that grew among the stones, and the distant faint lowing of cattle.
The outline of Roseen's pretty face and head stood out cameo-like
against the background of sunlit stone; Mike's gaze fastened itself
there and could not detach itself. There was a long pause, then with a
great effort he forced himself to speak.
"Roseen, darlint, there's not a ha'porth of good the two of us goin'
on this a-way; we may as well talk out plain. Ye're the best-natured
an' kindest-hearted little girl in the wide world, God bless ye!--"
Roseen drooped her head a little demurely, the colour mantling in
her face now, and dimples coming and going about her mouth.
"But," resumed the young man, steadying his voice, "I wouldn't take
advantage of ye, alanna, an' let ye do what ye'd be apt to be sorry for
afther a while. It wouldn't do at all for ye to be takin' up wid the
likes o' me now. Sure ye'd be the laughingstock of the place, if ye
went an' got married to a poor fellow like meself that hasn't a rag to
his back nor a penny in his pocket, an' just stepped out o' prison more
by token--sure, that alone 'ud make a deal o' differ!"
"Aye, indeed," interrupted Roseen, throwing up her head, "it 'ud
make that much differ, Mike, that if a girl was fond of a boy before,
she'd be apt to be ten times fonder after. Now lookit here, Mike
Clancy, I have had enough of this--'pon me word, isn't it too bad for a
poor girl to have to go beggin' an' prayin' a fellow this way! Ye ought
to be ashamed of yourself! Saints presarve us, this is the third time I
am afther axing ye! I declare I'm out o' patience wid ye altogether.
Sure, didn't we have each other bespoke ever since we could say a word
at all, an' what matter in the name of goodness, if ye haven't a penny
in your pocket? Haven't I plenty for the two of us? And sure, good
gracious, if me poor grandfather, God rest him! put ye in gaol for what
ye never done, isn't it me that ought to be ashamed an' not yourself?
There now, I'll never say another word to ye, good or bad, if ye don't
make up your mind at wanst an' lave off talkin' that rubbish!"
Apparently Mike did make up his mind, for he left his particular
corner of the stone bench and came close to Roseen, his face aglow with
happiness and his arms outstretched. And there they sat and talked
among the ruins till the birds flew twittering to roost and the golden
light faded from the hill-top: yet, as hand in hand they came down the
path and wandered homewards through the dewy grass, it seemed to them
that they still were walking in a glorified world.