The Little Mixer
by Lillian Nicholson Shearon
There was no fault to be found with the present itself; the trouble
lay in the method of transportation. This thought was definite enough
in Hannah's mind, but she had to rely upon a seven-year-old vocabulary
for expression, and grown-ups are notably dull of comprehension. Even
mothers don't always understand without being told exactly in so many
I didn't say the kimono wasn't nice, Mama, explained Hannah, and
'course Cousin Carrie was awful good to send it to me, butbut Santy
Claus is going to bring Virginia one to-morrow night, down the
Rose Joseph slipped the absurd little garment over her daughter's
dainty lingerie frock, and stood her on a chair that she might view
herself in the narrow mirror between the windows of the living-room.
The child was as lovely as a flower, but vanity was still sound asleep
in her soul, and she glanced indifferently at the reflection, her body
sagging with disappointment. It is just like those little Japanese
girls wear, her mother cried in that over-enthusiastic adult tone
which warns a child he is about to be the recipient of a gold brick. I
am sure Virginia's can't be any nicer than this one!
But, Mama, Santy Claus is going bring hers down the chimbley. Mineher voice dropped to a mournful keymine came through the
But, darling, what difference does that make just so you get it?
Pity for her mother's barren childhood shone in Hannah's soft black
eyes. That'sthat's no way for presents to come, she explained;
Mama, it's Chris'mus.
It is Chanuca, Mrs. Joseph responded firmly. Remember you are a
I can't never forget it, said the child with a catch in her voice,
'specially at Chris'mus.
But, darling, the Jewish children have Chanuca; it comes about the
same time as Christmas, and amounts to the same thing.
Hannah shook her bronze curls. Chanuca is because the children of
Israel took Jerusalem and the temple away from the bad people, she
recited glibly, andand you say prayers, and light candleseight
days, andand all your uncles and aunts and cousins send you things,
but Santy Claus, he don't pay any 'tention to Chanuca. Chris'mus is
just one day, and Santy Claus comes down the chimbley and brings things
to all good children'cept little Jewsbecause it is the birthday of
Mrs. Joseph was silent so long that Hannah felt she had convinced
her mother of the superiority of the Gentile Christmas over the Jewish
Chanuca, and she continued more in detail. And the children's kinfolks
just give Santy Claus money, and tell him what to buy, and he brings
the presents, and nobody has to bother about it 'cept him.
Hannah, Mrs. Joseph interrupted coldly, who told you about the
birthday ofof the Saviour?
Nellie Halloran, answered Hannah, and Virginia, too.
They'vethey've got the same one.
The same what?
The same Saviour, Hannah explained.
Darling, hasn't Mama told you many times, that you must never,
never talk about religion to Nellie and Virginia?
Oh, we don't, Mama, never, never! But 'course we got to talk about
Santy Claus, and things.
There seemed to be no reasonable objection to that, so Mrs. Joseph
dropped the subject. She spent a great deal of time folding the
despised and rejected kimono into its tissue-paper wrappings. Presently
she brought a narrow parcel from another room.
See what Uncle Aaron has sent you, dear, she cried gaily. A
little man; you wind him up in the back with this keysoand then he
dances and plays the fiddle!
Hannah forced a polite giggle at the little man's antics. He too
rested under the ban of having come through the door, and her
attention soon wandered.
Nellie got a jumping-jack in the very top of her stocking last
Chris'mus; 'cause she's such a jumping-jack herself, her papa said. You
know, Mama, Santy Claus puts nuts and candy, and little things
in your stocking and puts your big things all around the room.
Sometimes he brings a tree and hangs them all on a tree. Virginia and
Nellie want a tree and a new doll. Virginia gets a new doll every
Chris'mus, and she's got every doll Santy ever brought hereven her
little, baby, rubber doll. She's eight years old and will have eight
dolls! But Nellie ain'thasn't saved a single one, and she's scared
she won't get one this Chris'musawful scared.
Why, dear? asked Mrs. Joseph, when Hannah paused for breath.
Because the doll Santy brought Nellie last Chris'mus, you know
what? She was playing Indian with her brother one day, and chopped
her head off! And Nellie's mama says she don't know whether old
Santy's going to forget that or not! But Nellie, she says she
prays hard to the Virgin Mary every nightif she don't go to sleep too
quick. Mama, what's a virgin? Mama, what's
A virgin is a lady who has never been married, answered Mrs.
Joseph, putting the neglected musician back into his box.
Hannah wrestled alone for a moment with a mighty ecclesiastical
problem, and then gave it up.
The Virgin Mary is God's mother, Hannah continued. That's her
picture over our fireplace,pointing to a copy of a crude thirteenth
century Madonna and Child in a carved Gothic frame, which Eli and Rose
Joseph had bought in Italy while on their wedding trip. Flanked now by
candles burning in silver candelabra in honor of Chanuca, it gave the
mantel a passing resemblance to a Catholic shrine.
I don't think God's mother is very pretty, do you, Mama? And I
think Nellie's little brother is a heap prettier'n God was when He was
Mrs. Joseph showed signs of having reached the limit. Hannah, she
said firmly, it is time you were in bed.
But, Papa hasn't come home yet.
Papa will be late to-night, dear.
The Chris'mus rush, sighed Hannah. Mama, you haven't looked down
my throat to-day, she added, playing for time.
Mrs. Joseph went through the daily ritual. It looks all right, she
It is all right, came the triumphant answer. It is never
going to be sore again. Virginia says
Never mind what Virginia says. If your throat ever hurts you the
least little bit, you are to come to me instantly and tell me. Do you
Yes, Mama, but it isn't going to hurt any more, Hannah insisted.
Come on up-stairs to bed.
Still Hannah hung back. She had not played her trump card yet, and
the time was short. She caught her mother's slim white hand in hers and
fingered nervously at the rings. Mama, she almost whispered,
Virginia says it's Jewish mamas' fault that Santy Claus don't come to
see Jewish children. If the mamas would just go to Santy and tell
him to comeYou will, won't you, Mama? Please, Mama!
Hannah, not another word about Christmas and Santy
Hannah swallowed something that came in her throat, and bravely
winked back her tears. Can't Mandy put me to bed?
No, dear; Mandy is busy in the kitchen. Mama will put you to bed
and tell you stories. She bent down and kissed the child tenderly.
Hannah flung her arms about her mother's neck. She loved the feel of
the soft throat and the gently curving bosom against her little cheek,
and the fragrance of her mother's hair and silken laces. She didn't
know that her mother looked like a portrait by Raphael, but she did
know that her mama was the prettiest, sweetest mama in all the world;
Mama, I'm so tired of stories about the children of Israel. They
never did anything funny. Mandy tells me tales about the old
plantashun, when her ma was a slave, and about ole Marse, and ole Mis'
going to town and giving Santy Claus money so's he'd bring beads and
'juice' harps and things to the little niggers; and he never forgot
one, from the biggest to the littlest darky, Santy didn't.
The child's body began to tremble with repressed sobs. II wisht I
was aa little darky! It'sit's awfulsad to be a little Jewish
child at Chris'mus time.
And then the storm broke.
Two hours later Eli Joseph's tired step sounded on the veranda, and
Rose hurried to admit him, lifting a silencing hand as soon as he had
crossed the threshold. Hannah has just gone to sleep, she whispered.
Nono, she's not sick at all. He placed an arm around her and drew
her into the library.
Eli, your overcoat is wet, she exclaimed, untwining her arms from
Snow, he said, his good-looking boyish face lighting up with
pleasure. It seems we are to have a white Christmas after all.
Christmas! she cried; I wish I could never hear that word again.
Well, I'm glad it comes only once a year. To-night ends my siege,
though. To-morrow night Stein goes on duty, and I come home for dinner
to stay. Rose, darling, you look all tired out. You shouldn't wait up
It isn't that. It's Hannah. She cried for more than an hour
to-night, and but for Mandy and her tales I believe she would still be
crying. And she detailed the scene to him.
But, good gracious, Rose, let Santa Claus bring her presents to
her, said Eli, when she had finished. Hannah's nothing but a baby.
She is beginning to think for herself.
As you did at a very early age, he reminded her, and your father
the strictest of orthodox rabbis. How old were you when you began
slipping off to the reformed temple?
I broke my father's heart, she said somberly. I'll be punished
Not unless you let Hannah think faster than you do. And remember,
he added teasingly, if you hadn't run off to the reformed temple you
would never have met me.
Outside, at the foot of the steps, she recalled. I would never
have met you inside.
Maybe I am lax, he acknowledged, but it seems to me that if you
are living a decent life yourself, and giving the other fellow a square
deal, you are pretty nearly fulfilling the law and the prophets.
And what do you suppose is happening to Hannah with a Christian
Science family on one side and Roman Catholics on the other? she
demanded tragically. She's decided not to take any more medicine,
because Virginia Lawrence doesn't. And she has Nellie Halloran's every
expression about the Virgin and the Saviour. Not only that, but she has
made friends with a Christian Science practitioner through the
Lawrences, and calls him 'my friend Mr. Jackson.' She runs to meet him
and walks the length of the block with him every time he passes.
Hannah is certainly a natural born mixer, laughed the father. We
are saving ourselves trouble by giving her the best there is to mix
Eli, I am afraid we made a mistake moving out here, away from all
No, we didn't make a mistake, he declared earnestly. The Square
was no place to bring up Hannah, among those parvenu Jews. We have the
prettiest home on the heights and the best people in town for
Our child is losing her identity as a Jewess.
Let her find it again as an American, he replied. Frankly, Rose,
I don't lose any sleep over trying to keep my identity as a Jew
intact. If a Jew doesn't like it here, let him go back to Palestine or
to the country that oppressed him, I say. I've got the same amount of
patience with these hyphenated Americans as I have with the Jews who
try to segregate themselves and dot the map with New Jerusalems.
Where's the sense in throwing yourself into the melting-pot, glad of
the chance, and then kicking because you come out something
different?Come on to bed, dear; you are as pale as a ghost, and I'm
so tired I can't see straight. Our baby is all right. Don't you worry.
* * * * *
Snow falls on the just and the unjust. There was quite as much of it
in Hannah's back yard as in either Virginia's or Nellie'sperhaps even
a little more had drifted into the fence corners. Hannah's joy in
discovering that in this respect she had not been slighted crowded her
troubles into the background. Immediately after breakfast, bundled up
snugly, she stood in her yard and threw snowballs toward her neighbors'
homes, while she squealed with delight. In a very few minutes, three
little girls were playing where only one had played before.
The two newcomers, Virginia Lawrence and Nellie Halloran, presented
an interesting contrast. Virginia, slim, and tall for her age, with
long, flat, yellow braids, handled the snow daintily, even gingerly.
Nellie, fat and dimpled, her curls tousled into a flame colored halo,
rolled over and over in the snow, and then shook herself like a puppy.
Until the advent of Hannah, a subtle antagonism had existed between the
two children. Virginia's favorite game was playing lady with a train
floating gracefully behind her; Nellie's chief joy in life was seeing
how long she could stand on her head, her short skirts obeying the laws
of gravity all the while. Hannah, however, vibrated obligingly between
the two sports, and kept the peace inviolate.
Romping in the snow is hard play, and presently the little girls sat
panting on the top step of the Josephs' back porch. Immediately Nellie
produced a string of amethyst colored beads from her coat pocket, with
the announcement that she would say her prayers while resting.
What kind of beads are those? asked Hannah.
Rosary beads, 'course, responded Nellie. Hannah, you don't know
I do, too.
Huh! you didn't even know about the Mother o' God until I told
I reckon I thought God was an orphan, Hannah pleaded in
extenuation. But, what about God's papa? she demanded with sudden
inspiration. You're so smarty, tell me about that!
Oh, God didn't have to have a father, Nellie answered easily.
Everything is free in Heaven; so He didn't have to have a father to
work for Him when He was little.
Then why did He have to have a mama?
To tell Him what to do, 'course. You know how 'tis. If you ask your
papa anything, don't he always say, 'Go ask your mama'?
Hannah had noticed this shifting of masculine responsibility more
than once. That's so, she acquiesced. Then a terrible thought struck
her. I don't want to go to Heaven! I don't want to go anywhere unless
my papa can go too.
Nellie's nimble Irish wits were ready. I just said God
didn't need any papa. 'Course our papas will go to Heaven,
'cause that's the only place they can quit working. Didn't I hear my
papa say one time he hoped he'd get a little rest in Heaven, 'cause he
never got any on this earth?
But, you have to die before you can get to Heaven, sighed Hannah.
Virginia, who had been maintaining a most dignified silence, looked
as if she must speak or explode. No you don't. Heaven begins here and
now, she recited. If you are good, you are well and happy, and that's
'Tisn't, scoffed Nellie. Do you see any angels flying 'round in
this here yard? I don't.
Hannah rather took to Virginia's argument, and resolved to have
conversation with her some time, undampened by Nellie's skepticism. If
there could be feasting on the joys of Heaven here and now, Hannah had
every intention of being at the banquet table. At the present moment,
however, the rosary beads were of fascinating interest; she must hold
them in her own hands, and watch the play of purple lights upon the
snow as she flashed them in the sun. Questions about the crucifix, she
found, brought on an embarrassing silence. Nellie looked at Virginia.
Virginia looked at Nellie. Then the two excused themselves for a
whispered colloquy at the other end of the yard. When they returned,
Virginia acted as spokesman, fixing Nellie with an unrelenting eye.
That is Jesus nailed to the cross, Hannah. Some very wicked people
There was nothing exciting in this to Hannah; wicked people were
doing wicked things the world over, all the time. The statement fell
flat, and Nellie, disappointed at the lack of dramatic effect, broke
treaty. I 'spect the Jews did it, she said.
They did not! Hannah's voice trembled. The Jews are nice people;
they wouldn't do a wicked thing like that!
Virginia put an arm across Hannah's shoulders. Now see what you've
done, she snapped at Nellie.
Oh, I 'spect the Irish helped them, Nellie added magnanimously.
My papa says the Irish are into every thing.
Not having to bear the ignominy alone Hannah was comforted. What
makes you say prayers on the beads? she asked.
'Cause I want Santy to bring me a doll to-night. I wrote him 'bout
sixteen letters, and I'm going to say my rosary a dozen times to-day.
To-morrow was Christmas Day! Hannah's face fell. All her sorrows
returned with a rush. Have you got any more of those beads? she
Yes, but they wouldn't do you any good, Nellie answered with quick
understanding. You're not a Catholic.
Couldn't I be one?
Not unless you're baptized with holy water. The priest does it.
The leaven had begun to work.
What did your mama say about asking Santa Claus to come? Virginia
inquired, with a quick glance toward the beads.
Hannah shook her head, speechless. She compressed her lips into a
tight line with an effort at self-control, but two large tears rolled
down her cheeks and splashed on her scarlet coat. Again Virginia placed
an arm protectingly across Hannah's shoulder.
Nellie's bright blue eyes grew soft with pity. I tell you what,
she exclaimed. I'll baptize Hannah, then she'll be a Gentile, and
Santa Claus will come, no matter what. And when your mama sees how nice
it is, she won't care.
But, you said a priest has to baptize anybody, objected Virginia.
He does 'less it's a time of danger and you can't get any priest.
Then any Catholic can baptize anybody. My mama baptized our
washerwoman's little baby 'cause they knew it was going to die before
Father Murphy could get there. And ain't this a time of danger?
Nobody's dying. Virginia was distressingly literal.
Hannah looked from one friend to the other, hoping against hope.
No, but there's danger Santa Claus won't come to see Hannah less'n
sump'n is done mighty quick, came Nellie's ready reply. And can we
get a priest? You go get one, Virginia. Go get one.
Clearly there was no answer to this. The ceremony was set for early
afternoon when Grandmother Halloran took her nap and Nellie could
borrow the bottle of holy water from her shelf. As to the place, there
were six boys at the Hallorans' always in the way; Mrs. Lawrence had
guests; obviously the baptismal rite would have to be performed at
Hannah's home. After lunch the children assembled in the sun parlor of
the Josephs' home, in full view of Mrs. Joseph who sat embroidering in
the library, the French door closed between them, so that she did not
Nellie had secured the bottle of holy water, and, arrayed in her
brother Joe's long, black rain-coat, a towel about her neck for a
stole, acted as priest. Virginia, not to be left out of such an
important affair, consented to be godmother. In lieu of a prayer
manual, Nellie used one of Hannah's story books. She chose a verse,
which, because she knew it by heart, she could read exceptionally well:
Little boy blue, come blow your horn,
The sheep are in the meadow,
And the cows are in the corn.
Then she poured a little of the holy water on Hannah's forehead (wet
hair might occasion unanswerable questions) and baptized her Hannah
Agnes Ignatius Joseph.
Called upon for a response, the godmother recited very impressively
the Scientific Statement of Being as found in the Christian Science
text-book, and Hannah was pronounced a Gentile and a Catholic.
One thing more remained to be done. Hannah ran to her mother, cheeks
aglow. Mama, may I trade my striped ball to Nellie for some beads?
Why of course, darling, if you wish.
The exchange was made, and some time was spent in mastering the use
of the rosary. All three of the children knew the Our Father, though
there was some difference of opinion as to debts and trespasses
which is apt to hold in all mixed congregations. The Hail Mary proved
a bit difficult for Hannah, and she finally abandoned it. I'll say,
'Hear, oh Israel, the Lord our God, the Lord is One,' she said. I
already know that, and a prayer is a prayer, isn't it?
Nellie refilled the holy-water bottle from the kitchen hydrant, and
hurried home to replace it before her grandmother should awaken. Hannah
spent the next hour lying flat on her stomach printing letters,
appealing to Virginia from time to time for aid as to the spelling,
Virginia being a very superior speller.
Mrs. Joseph was busy with callers when Virginia went home, and
Hannah was left to her own devices. Suddenly she thought of one stone
that had been left unturned: there was her friend Mr. Jackson to whom
the Lawrences always appealed in time of stress. She knew the formula,
she knew his number, for on the list by the Lawrences' telephone, his
name, like Abou-ben-Adhem's, led all the rest. Main 1234, it was as
easy as counting. She slipped into the telephone closet and closed the
There was no trouble with Hannah that night. She went to bed early,
and didn't care to have any stories toldshe could go to sleep by
Quite a change of heart, eh? Eli commented to Rose, as they sat by
the living-room fire after telling their little girl good night.
She has been like that all day, playing as happily as you please,
Rose responded. I suppose she got it all out of her system in last
Eli drummed abstractedly on the arm of his chair: I don't feel
quite right about it, even so, he said.
Maybe you will think me inconsistent, she confessed, flushing,
but Hannah was so indifferent about the presents sent her for Chanuca,
I only showed her two. I've saved the others to give her Christmas Day,
so she will have something of her own to show when the other children
bring theirs over.
Eli didn't seem any too pleased. Poor little mite, he murmured.
* * * * *
His-st! Missis Joseph!
It was Bridget, the Hallorans' old family servant, calling softly
from the hall.
I'll be after takin' the prisints ye've stored away for us. I'll
lave 'em on the back porch 'n' carry 'em over when the childer are all
asleep. Nellie's in bed like a little angel, bless 'er heart, but them
divilish b'ys do be a-snoopin' into ivery crack 'n' corner!
Mrs. Joseph unlocked a closet under the stairs, and loaded Bridget's
arm's with heavy and bulky parcels.
Shure, an' 'tis a sad Chris'mus we'll be havin', savin' the
childer. Mr. Timmy, him that's old Missis Halloran's youngest, but old
enough to know better, he ups an' runs away to-day an' marries a
Protestant gir-rl. An' if ye'll open y'r windy the bit av a crack,
ye'll hear the poor old lady this minit, wailin' like a banshee.
But Mr. Timothy is such a nice young man, he must have married a
lovely girl, Bridget, said Rose.
Shure, an' that may be, but she is a Protestant, Missis Joseph. She
runs away fr'm her folks, an' he runs away fr'm his, an' they get
married by a justice o' peace. An' no peace will come o' such doin',
Lord 've mercy on their souls!
Oh, poor Grandma Halloran!
Poor lovers, said Eli, when Bridget had gone. I'll wager they had
the very deuce of a time with both sides.
No sooner had they settled themselves again than the door knocker
sounded. Eli admitted Mr. Jackson, the Christian Science practitioner.
I have only a minute, he said. I just dropped by to leave a doll
my wife dressed for your little girl. We chose one that we thought
looked like Hannah.
Oh, but that is kind of you! Rose looked her gratitude. Mrs.
Lawrence has told me how busy both you and your wife always areand to
take time to think of our little girl!
I had intended to give it to her myself, Mr. Jackson continued,
but after her talk with me to-day I decided she would enjoy it more if
I asked Santa Claus to bring it. His eyes twinkled reminiscently. She
called me up by telephone and asked me to give Santa Claus a
treatmentshe seemed to think that he would pass her by. I could
assure her that he wouldn't, as I had already seen the doll. Hannah is
a wonderful child.
We think so, smiled Eli. I am sure we thank you, and wish you the
very merriest Christmas.
It will be a happy Christmas for me, he answered. I am
going to the station to meet my father and mother. Some years ago they
felt estranged from methey are both staunch Presbyterians of the old
school and it nearly broke their hearts when I went into Christian
Science work. But they are beginning to look more tolerantly upon my
calling, and they are on their way now to spend Christmas with us. You
can guess how happy that makes me. 'Peace on earth, good will to
men'it is a wonder-working thought.
It is indeed, Eli agreed heartily.
When the door had closed upon their visitor, Rose and Eli stood
staring at each other rather foolishly. She was the first to speak: Is
there no end to the fight between the old and the new generation?
We are just beginning the scrap with our new generation, he
said. She called him up and asked for Christian Science help! I wonder
what else that little monkey has been up to?
They soon found out. Carrying the doll Mr. Jackson had brought, Rose
tiptoed after Eli into the nursery and gradually turned on the light.
The first object to meet their eyes was Hannah's stocking, hanging
precariously to a pin driven into the mantel. Pinned to the wall were
several messages, neatly printed in pencil, which told their own tale:
Deer SantyNellie babtized me. Holy wotter.
Deer SantyI want things in my stockin.
Deer Santy ClawsIme a jentile. Nellie babtize me. Ime a
cath-lic C. S.
Deer SantyBring me any nice things you got left. With love
Deer SantyDon't let my Mama and my Papa get mad bout you.
Eli began to chortle, and Hannah stirred in her sleep, throwing both
chubby arms over her head. Clutched tightly in her left hand they saw a
rosary of amethyst colored beads.
Rose snapped off the light and pushed Eli out into the hall. He sat
down on the stairs and laughed until he cried. The dog-gone little
mixer! he chuckled. A Gentile Catholic Christian Scientist is she?
And if she has ever happened to hear anything about Mahomet, believe
me, she's sleeping with her feet toward Mecca right now!
Rose was weeping silently over the message: Don't let my Mama my
Papa get mad bout you. She touched her husband on the shoulder, Eli,
what shall we do about it?
Do? He stood up and set his jaw determinedly. You spoke just now
of the fight between the old and the new generations: do you see what
we are coming to if we don't concede our child her legitimate rights.
She will seek them out, and take them by force, and never forgive us
for withholding them, that's what! Every child who has ever heard of
Santa Claus has a right to enjoy the myth. Didn't I give a hundred
dollars to the Elks and a hundred dollars to the Big Brothers who are
looking after the empty stockings of the poor children, while my own
He had reached his bedroom door and was kicking off his house
Eli, where are you going?
Down-town to see Santa Claus if I have to break open a dozen
stores, he answered determinedly.
* * * * *
It seemed that Santa Claus, never having visited Hannah before, had
a mind to make up for lost time. An overflowing stocking hung from the
mantel; a tree loaded with presents and tinsel stood by her bed; about
the room were placed large gifts, everything a little girl might wish
for. Hannah was dazed. She didn't see her mother and father standing in
the doorway of the nursery, their arms about each other, and smiling.
She tugged at her window until it opened and then called to Nellie
across the intervening space.
He came! He came! she screamed, as a tousled, flame-colored head
showed at the window opposite.
Hannah brushed by her parents and, running to the window nearest
Virginia's room, repeated her message. Then she came back into the
nursery, still oblivious of mother and father, and stared about her in
ecstasy. The occasion called for some expression of thanksgivingwhat
could it be? A seven-year-old child hasn't words for such a big
emotion. She could think of but one thing to do.
Reverently bowing her little bronze head, she made the sign of the