Her Weight in Gold
by George Barr McCutcheon
HER WEIGHT IN
THE MAID AND THE
THE GREEN RUBY
WHEN GIRL MEETS
THE LATE MR.
THE TEN DOLLAR
HER WEIGHT IN GOLD
"Well the question is: how much does she weigh?" asked Eddie Ten Eyck
with satirical good humour.
His somewhat flippant inquiry followed the heated remark of General
Horatio Gamble, who, in desperation, had declared that his step-
daughter, Martha, was worth her weight in gold.
The General was quite a figure in the town of Essex. He was the
president of the Town and Country Club and, besides owning a splendid
stud, was also the possessor of a genuine Gainsborough, picked up at
the shop of an obscure dealer in antiques in New York City for a
ridiculously low price (two hundred dollars, it has been said), and
which, according to a rumour started by himself, was worth a hundred
thousand if it was worth a dollar, although he contrived to keep the
secret from the ears of the county tax collector. He had married late
in life, after accumulating a fortune that no woman could despise, and
of late years had taken to frequenting the Club with a far greater
assiduity than is customary in most presidents.
Young Mr. Ten Eyck's sarcasm was inspired by a mind's-eye picture
of Miss Martha Gamble. To quote Jo Grigsby, she was "so plain that all
comparison began and ended with her." Without desiring to appear
ungallant, I may say that there were many homely young women in Essex;
but each of them had the delicate satisfaction of knowing that Martha
was incomparably her superior in that respect.
"I am not jesting, sir," said the General with asperity. "Martha
may not be as good-looking as—er—some girls that I've seen, but she
is a jewel, just the same. The man who gets her for a wife will be a
blamed sight luckier than the fellows who marry the brainless little
fools we see trotting around like butterflies." (It was the first time
that Eddie had heard of trotting butterflies.)
"She's a fine girl," was his conciliatory remark.
"She is pure gold," said the General with conviction. "Pure gold,
"A nugget," agreed Eddie expansively. "A hundred and eighty pound
nugget, General. Why don't you send her to a refinery?"
The General merely glared at him and subsided into thoughtful
silence. He was in the habit of falling into deep spells of
abstraction at such times as this. For the life of him, he couldn't
understand how Martha came by her excessive plainness. Her mother was
looked upon as a beautiful woman and her father (the General's
predecessor) had been a man worth looking at, even from a successor's
point of view. That Martha should have grown up to such appalling
ugliness was a source of wonder, not only to the General, but to Mrs.
Young Mr. Ten Eyck was the most impecunious spendthrift in Essex.
He lived by his wits, with which he was more generously endowed than
anything in the shape of gold or precious jewels. His raiment was
accumulative. His spending-money came to him through an allowance that
his grandmother considerately delivered to him at regular periods, but
as is the custom with such young men he was penniless before the
quarter was half over. At all times he was precariously close to being
submerged by his obligations. Yet trouble sat lightly upon his head,
if one were to judge by outward appearances. Beneath a bland, care-
free exterior, however, there lurked in Edward's bosom a perpetual
pang of distress over the financial situation.
What worried him most was the conviction that all signs pointed
toward the suspension of credit in places where he owed money, and,
Young Mr. Ten Eyck's sarcasm was inspired by a mind's-eye picture of
Miss Martha Gamble. To quote Jo Grigsby, she was "so plain that all
comparison began and ended with her." Without desiring to appear
ungallant, I may say that there were many homely young women in Essex;
but each of them had the delicate satisfaction of knowing that Martha
was incomparably her superior in that respect.
"I am not jesting, sir," said the General with asperity. "Martha
may not be as good-looking as—er—some girls that I've seen, but she
is a jewel, just the same. The man who gets her for a wife will be a
blamed sight luckier than the fellows who marry the brainless little
fools we see trotting around like butterflies." (It was the first time
that Eddie had heard of trotting butterflies.)
"She's a fine girl," was his conciliatory remark.
"She is pure gold," said the General with conviction. "Pure gold,
"A nugget," agreed Eddie expansively. "A hundred and eighty pound
nugget, General. Why don't you send her to a refinery?"
The General merely glared at him and subsided into thoughtful
silence. He was in the habit of falling into deep spells of
abstraction at such times as this. For the life of him, he couldn't
understand how Martha came by her excessive plainness. Her mother was
looked upon as a beautiful woman and her father (the General's
predecessor) had been a man worth looking at, even from a successor's
point of view. That Martha should have grown up to such appalling
ugliness was a source of wonder, not only to the General, but to Mrs.
Young Mr. Ten Eyck was the most impecunious spendthrift in Essex.
He lived by his wits, with which he was more generously endowed than
anything in the shape of gold or precious jewels. His raiment was
accumulative. His spending-money came to him through an allowance that
his grandmother considerately delivered to him at regular periods, but
as is the custom with such young men he was penniless before the
quarter was half over. At all times he was precariously close to being
submerged by his obligations. Yet trouble sat lightly upon his head,
if one were to judge by outward appearances. Beneath a bland, care-
free exterior, however, there lurked in Edward's bosom a perpetual
pang of distress over the financial situation.
What worried him most was the conviction that all signs pointed
toward the suspension of credit in places where he owed money, and, as
he owed without discrimination, the future seemed hard to contemplate.
Prudent mothers stood defiantly between him and what might have
been prosperity. He could win the hearts of daughters with shameful
regularity and ease, but he could not delude the heads of the families
to which they belonged. They knew him well and wisely.
The conversation between him and General Gamble took place in the
reading-room of the Town and Country Club. There was a small table
between them, and glasses.
"What is the market price of gold to-day, General?" asked Eddie
impudently, after he had watched the old man's gloomy countenance out
of the corner of his eye for the matter of three minutes or more.
The General regarded him with deep scorn. "Gold? What do you know
about gold? You seldom see anything more precious than copper."
"That's no joke," agreed Eddie with his frank smile. "I am the
only, original penny limit. That reminds me, General. I meant to speak
of it before, but somehow it slipped my mind. Could you lend me—"
The General held up his hand. "I've been waiting for that, Eddie.
Don't humiliate yourself by asking for a small amount. I haven't the
remotest idea how much you already owe me, but it doesn't matter in
view of the fact that you'll never pay it. You were about to request
the loan of ten dollars, my boy. Why not ask for a respectable
amount?—say, fifty dollars."
Eddie's heart leaped. "That's just the amount I meant to ask you to
let me have for a week or two. 'Pon my word, it is."
"Well," said the General, taking a notebook from his pocket and
carefully jotting down an entry with his gold-tipped pencil, "I
cheerfully give it to you, Eddie. I shall credit your account with
that amount. Fifty dollars—um! It is a new system I have concluded to
adopt. Every time you ask me for a loan I shall subtract the amount
from what you already owe me. In time, you see, the whole debt will be
lifted,—and you'll not owe me a cent." Eddie blinked. A slow grin
crept into his face as he grasped the irony in the General's scheme.
"Fine financing, General. It suits me to a dot. By the way, do you
think you can spare another hundred or two?"
"The books are closed for the month," said the General placidly. He
rang the bell on the table. "More ice, boy, and the same bottle. As I
was saying, Eddie, I can't for the life of me see why you fellows are
so blind when it comes to Martha. She is—"
"We are not blind," interrupted Eddie, not at all annoyed by his
failure to negotiate the loan. "That's just the trouble. If a blind
man came along, I've no doubt he could see something attractive in
"Damme! If she were my own daughter, I'd thrash you for that
"If she were your own daughter, you wouldn't be discussing her with
a high-ball in your hand."
The General coughed. "Ahem! Eddie, I'd give a good deal to see that
girl married. Leave the bottle on the table, boy. She will have money
—a lot of it—one of these days. There are dozens of young men that
we know who'd do 'most anything for money. I—By George!" He broke off
to stare with glittering eyes at the face of the young man opposite. A
great thought was expanding in his brain.
Eddie shifted nervously. "Why are you looking at me like that? I
don't need it that badly."
"I'd never thought of you, Eddie,—'pon my word I hadn't. Not until
this moment. You need money worse than any one I know. There isn't
another girl in town who would marry you, and Martha WOULD. Believe
me, she would! And let me tell you, sir, you couldn't find a truer
wife than Martha. You—"
"She couldn't help being true," mused Eddie, rattling the ice in
his empty glass. The General pushed the bottle toward him.
"She is a bit older than you, I'll admit," pursued the General
reflectively. "Worth her weight in gold," he murmured with a sort of
ecstasy in his voice.
Young Ten Eyck assumed an injured air. "I am poor, General Gamble,
but I am NOT blind."
"She likes you," went on the older man, revelling in the new-found
hope. "You don't amount to much,—and she knows it, I suppose,—but
you can have her, my boy. She'll be the richest girl in Essex when I
die. Take her, my boy; I gladly give my consent. Will you permit me to
"One moment, if you please. In a case like this, you would NEVER
die. It would be just my luck. No, I thank you. I decline the honour.
If you could perform a miracle and transform her into REAL gold, I
might consider the proposition, but not as it now stands."
"She weighs about one-eighty," said the General speculatively.
Eddie glanced at him sharply. "One hundred and eighty pounds in
gold. Quite a pile, eh?"
The General was silent for a long time, permitting the vague idea
to thrive in his harassed mind. His young companion was moodily trying
to estimate the value of one hundred and eighty pounds of virgin gold.
At last the General reached a conclusion. It was a rather heroic
effort. He relighted his cigar with trembling fingers.
"I suppose you haven't heard of the wedding present I intend to
bestow upon the fortunate man who leads her to the altar!" said he,
casting the fatal die.
"No; but a separate house and lot wouldn't be despised, I should
"Nonsense. By the way, Eddie, this must not go any farther. It's
strictly entre nous. I don't want to have the dear girl pestered to
death by fortune hunters. On his wedding day the man who marries
Martha is to have the equivalent of her weight in double eagles. Isn't
that ra—rather handsome?"
He sank back and waited for the seed to sink deeply into Ten Eyck
soil. Eddie's eyelids flickered. The grin of a Cheshire cat came to
his lips involuntarily and remained there without modification for the
matter of an hour or two.
"Great!" he said at last.
"I must be on my way," observed the wily step-father, beating a
retreat so hastily that Eddie missed the opportunity to scoff. But the
contemplative smile remained just as he had left it.
Several days passed before the two met again. The General had sowed
wisely, and he was reasonably certain of the harvest. He knew that it
would be hard for young Ten Eyck to bring himself to the sacrificial
altar; but that he would come and would bend his neck was a foregone
conclusion. He went on the theory that if you give a man rope enough
he'll hang himself, and he felt that Eddie was almost at the end of
his rope in these cruel days.
As for Eddie, he tried to put the thought out of his mind, but as
time went on he caught himself many times—(with a start of
shame)—trying to approximate the worth of Martha Gamble on the basis
set forth by her step-father. The second day after the interview he
consulted a friend of his who happened to be a jeweller. From him he
ascertained the present market value of twenty-four carat gold. So
much for the start!
His creditors were threatening to sue or to "black-list" him; his
friends long since had begun to dodge him, fearing the habitual
request for temporary loans; his allowance was not due for several
weeks. Circumstances were so harsh that even Martha appeared desirable
by contrast. He felt an instinctive longing for rest, and peace, and—
He was therefore deserving of pity when he finally surrendered to
the inevitable. How he cursed himself—(and his creditors)—as he set
out to find the General on that bright spring day when every other
living creature on earth seemed to be happy and free from care.
General Gamble was reading in a quiet corner of the Club. That is
to say, he had the appearance of one reading. As a matter of fact, he
had been watching Eddie's shy, uncertain evolutions for half an hour
or more, and he chuckled inwardly. As many as ten times the victim
strolled through the reading room, on the pretext of looking for some
one. Something told the General that he was going to lose Martha.
At last Eddie approached him. He came with the swift impetuosity of
a man who has decided and is afraid to risk a reaction.
"Hello, General," was his crisp greeting as he dropped into the
chair which the astute old gentleman had placed, with premeditation,
close to his own some time before. He went straight to the point.
"I've been thinking over what you said the other day about Martha.
Well, I'll marry her."
"You!" exclaimed the General, simulating incredulity. "You!"
"Yes. I'll be IT. How much does she really weigh?"
"Are—are you in earnest, my boy?" cried the other. "Why, she'll be
tickled to death!"
"May I have her?"
"God bless you,—YES!"
"I suppose I ought to go up and see her and—and tell her I love
her," said Eddie lugubriously. "Or," with a fine inspiration, "perhaps
you wouldn't mind telling her for me. I—"
"Tell her yourself, you young rascal," cried the General in fine
good humour, poking his prospective stepson-in-law in the ribs.
Eddie winced. "You can do that to me now, but if you jab me in the
ribs after I'm married I'll jab you in the eye."
"Good! I like your spirit. Gad, I love a fighting-man! And now, my
boy, it seems to me there's no sense in delaying matters. You have my
consent. As a matter of form you ought to get Martha's. She'll take
you, of course, but I—I suppose she would like the idea of being
proposed to. They all do. I daresay you two can settle the point in a
jiffy in some quiet nook up at the—But, there! I shall not offer
suggestions to you in an affair of the heart, my son. Will you be up
to see her this evening?"
Eddie drew a long breath. "If—if she has no other engagement."
"Engagement?" gasped the General, with popping eyes. "She hasn't
sat up after eight o'clock in four years, except on Christmas Eve. You
won't be disturbed; so come around."
"Perhaps, to be sure of finding her up, I'd better come to dinner."
"By all means. Stay as late as you like, too. She won't get sleepy
to- night. Not a bit of it." He arose to depart.
"Just a moment, General," said Eddie curtly. "We've got a few
preliminaries to arrange before I commit myself. Here is a paper for
you to sign. Business is business, you know, and this is the first
really business-like thing I've ever done. Be good enough to read this
paper very carefully before signing."
General Gamble put on his glasses and read the brief, but ample
contract which bound him to pay to Edward Peabody Ten Eyck, on the day
that he was married to Martha Gamble, for better or for worse, an
amount equivalent to the value of her weight in pure gold. He
hesitated for one brief, dubious moment, then called for pen, ink, and
paper. When these articles were brought to him, he deliberately drew
up a second contract by which Edward Ten Eyck bound himself to wed
Martha Gamble (and no other) on a day to be named by mutual consent at
a later date—but not very much later, he was privately resolved.
"Now," said he, "we'll each sign one. You sha'n't get the better of
me, my boy."
Each signed in the presence of two waiters, neither of whom knew
the nature of the instruments.
"Troy weight," said the General magnanimously. "She is a jewel, you
"Certainly. It's stipulated in the contract—twenty-four carat
gold. You said pure, you remember. You may have noticed that I take
her at the prevailing market price of gold. It is now four cents a
carat. Twenty-four carats in a pennyweight. That makes ninety-six
cents per pennyweight. Twenty pennyweight in an ounce, and there we
have nineteen dollars and twenty cents per ounce. We'll—we'll weigh
her in by ounces."
"That's reasonable. The price of gold isn't likely to fluctuate
"It must be distinctly understood that you keep her well-fed from
this day on, General. I won't have her fluctuating. She hasn't any
silly notions about reducing, has she?"
"My dear fellow, she poses as a Venus," cried the General. "Good!
And here's another point: pardon me for suggesting it, but you
understand that she's to weigh in—er—that is to say, her clothing is
to be weighed in with her."
"You heard what I said. She's to be settled for—dressed." "Good
Lord, she isn't a chicken!"
"Nobody said she was. It is fit and proper that her garments should
be weighed with her. Hang it all, man, I'm marrying her clothes as
well as anything else."
"I will not agree to that. It's preposterous."
"I don't mean her entire wardrobe. Just the going-away gown and
hat. You can't very well ask her to weigh herself without any—But as
gentlemen we need not pursue the matter any farther. You shall have
your way about it."
"She has a fine pair of scales in her bedroom. She weighs herself
every night for her own gratification. I don't see why she can't do it
once or twice for my sake."
"But women are such dreadful liars about their own weight. She'll
be sure to lop off fifteen or twenty pounds in the telling. Hang it, I
The General assumed a look of distress. "Remember, sir, that you
are speaking of your future wife. You'll have to take her word."
Eddie slumped down in his chair, muttering something about
"I suppose I'll have to concede the point." His eyes twinkled. "I
say, it would be a horrible shock to you, General, if she were to
refuse me to-night."
"She sha—WON'T!" said the General, setting his jaw, but turning a
shade paler. "She'll jump at the chance."
Eddie sighed dismally. "Doesn't it really seem awful to you?"
"Having you for a son-in-law? YES."
"You know I'm only doing this because I want to set up in business
for myself and need the money," explained the groom-elect in an effort
to justify himself. "Oh, another little point. I'd almost forgotten
it. I suppose it will be perfectly convenient for us to live with you
for a year or two, until I—"
"No!" thundered the General. "Not by a long shot! You go to
housekeeping at once, do you understand?"
"But think of her poor mother's feelings—"
"Her mother has nothing whatever to do with it, sir. See here,
we'll put that in the contract." He was visibly disturbed by the
thought of what the oversight might have meant to him. "And now, when
shall we have the wedding?"
"Perhaps we'd better leave that to Martha."
"We'll leave nothing to anybody."
"She'll want to get a trousseau together and all that sort of
thing. I'm ready to go through with it at any time, but you know what
girls are." He was perspiring.
"Yes," said the General with a reminiscent light in his eye. "I
daresay they all enjoy a few weeks of courtship and love-making."
Eddie gulped suddenly and then shot a quick, hunted look toward the
"Have a drink?" demanded the other abruptly. He had caught the sign
They strolled into the buffet, arm-in-arm, one loving the world in
general, the other hating everybody in it, including the General.
Before they parted Eddie Ten Eyck extracted a solemn promise from his
future step-father-in-law that he would ascertain Martha's exact
weight and report the figure to him on the following day.
"It will seem easier if I know just about what to expect,"
explained the young man.
That very afternoon the General, with a timidity that astonished
him, requested his stepdaughter to report her correct weight to him on
the following morning. He kept his face well screened behind his
newspaper while speaking, and his voice was a little thick.
"What for, father?" asked Martha, looking up from her book in
surprise. Her eyes seemed to grow even larger than the lenses of her
"Why, you see—er—I'm figuring on a little more insurance," he
"What has my weight to do with it?"
"It isn't life insurance," he made haste to explain. A bright idea
struck him. "It is fire insurance, my dear."
"I don't see what my—"
"Of course you don't," he interrupted genially. "It's this way. The
fire insurance companies are getting absurdly finicky about the risks.
Now they insist on knowing the weight of every inmate of the houses
they insure. Has something to do with the displacement of oxygen, I
believe. Your mother and I—and the servants, too—expect to be
"Oh," she said, and resumed her reading.
He waited for a while, fumbling nervously with his watch chain.
"By the way, my dear," he said, "what have you been doing to that
bully chap, Eddie Ten Eyck?"
"Doing to him? What do you mean?"
"Just what I say."
"I haven't seen the miserable loafer in months," she said. Her
voice was heavy, not unlike that of a man. For some reason she
shuffled uneasily in her chair. The book dropped into her capacious
"You've been doing something behind my back, you sly minx," he
chided. "What do you think happened to-day?"
"To Eddie Ten Eyck?"
"In a way, yes. He came up to me in the Club and asked my
permission to pay—er—court to you, my dear. He said he loved you
better than— Hey! Look out there! What the dev—Hi, Mother! Come here
quick! Good Heaven, she's going to die!"
Poor Martha had collapsed in a heap, her arms dangling limply over
the side of the chair, her eyes bulging and blinking in a most
grotesque manner. At first glance one would have sworn she was
strangling. Afterwards the General denounced himself as an unmitigated
idiot for having given her such a shock. He ought to have known
Mrs. Gamble rushed downstairs in great alarm, and it was not long
before they had Martha breathing naturally, although the General
almost made that an impossibility by the ruthless manner in which he
fanned her with the very book she had been reading—a heavy volume
which he neglected to open.
The whirligig room reduced itself to a library for Martha once
more, not so monotonous as it once had been, no doubt, but still a
library. Out of the turmoil of her own emotions, she managed to grasp
enough of what the General was saying to convince herself that this
was not another dream but a reality, and she became so excited that
her mother advised her to go to bed for a while before dinner, if she
expected to appear at her best when Eddie arrived.
For the first time since early childhood, Martha blushed as she
attempted to trip lightly upstairs. As a matter of fact, she DID trip
on next to the top step and sprawled. Under ordinary circumstances she
would have been as mad as a wet hen, but on this happy occasion she
merely cried out, when her parents dashed into the hall below on
hearing the crash:
"It's good luck to fall upstairs!"
The fires of life had been rekindled, and when such a thing happens
to a person of Martha's horse-power, the effect is astonishing. At
four o 'clock she began dressing for the coming suitor. When he
arrived at seven, she was still trying to decide whether her hair
looked better by itself or with augmentations.
Below, in the huge library, Eddie Ten Eyck sat disconsolate,
nervously contemplating the immediate future. He was all alone. Not
even a servant was to be seen or heard. It was as still as the
Christmas Eve whose jingle we love so well.
Never in all his aimless existence had he felt so small, so
unimportant, so put-upon as at this moment. His gaze, sweeping the
ceiling of the library, tried to penetrate to the sacred precincts
above. Even the riches and the stateliness of the Gamble mansion
failed to reimburse his fancy for the losses it was sustaining with
each succeeding minute of suspense. Dimly he recalled that General
Gamble had spent nearly half a million dollars in the construction of
this imposing edifice. The library was worth more than one hundred
thousand dollars; the stables were stocked with innumerable
thoroughbreds; the landed estate was measured by sections instead of
acres; the stocks and bonds were—But even as he considered the
question of assets, there surged up before him an overwhelming
liability that brought the General's books to balance.
By this time, Eddie had become so proficient in the art of rapid
calculation that he could estimate within a few ounces just what a
person would have to weigh in order to be worth as much as the
library, the mansion, or the bonds. The great Gainsborough that hung
in the west end of the room corresponded in value (if reports were
true concerning the price Gamble had asked for it) to a woman weighing
a shade over two hundred and three pounds troy.
He lifted a handsome bronze figure from the library table and
murmured: "It's worth a ten-pound baby, twenty-two hundred dollars and
The General came in, followed closely by the butler, who bore a
tray holding at least ten cocktails. After the greetings, Eddie
glanced uneasily at the cocktails.
"Is—is it to be as big a dinner as all this?" he asked ruefully.
"Oh, no. Just family, my boy; we four. The women don't drink,
Eddie, so help yourself."
Eddie gratefully swallowed three in rapid succession.
"I see you mean to make it absolutely necessary for me to take the
gold cure," he said with a forlorn smile.
Martha put in an appearance at seven-thirty, having kept dinner
waiting for half an hour, much to the amazement of those who had lived
with her long enough to know her promptness in appearing for meals.
Mr. Ten Eyck, who was a rather good-looking chap and fastidious to
a degree, did not possess the strength to keep his heart anywhere near
the customary level. It went hurtling to his very boots. He shook
hands with the blushing young woman and then involuntarily shrank
toward the cocktails, disregarding the certainty that he would find
them lukewarm and tasteless.
She was gotten up for the occasion. But, as it was not her costume
that he was to embrace in matrimony, we will omit a description of the
creation she wore. It was pink, of course, and cut rather low in order
to protect her face from the impudent gaze of man.
Her face? Picture the face of the usual heroine in fiction and then
contrive to think of the most perfect antithesis, and you have Martha
in your mind's eye much more clearly than through any description I
could hope to present.
She was squat. Her somewhat brawny shoulders sloped downward and
forward—and perhaps a little sidewise, I am not sure about that. Her
hair was straw-coloured and stringy in spite of the labour she had
expended on it with curling-iron and brush. As to her face, the more
noticeable features were a very broad, flat nose; a comparatively
chinless under jaw, on which grew an accidental wisp of hair or two; a
narrow and permanently decorated upper lip. When she smiled—well, the
effect was discouraging, to say the least. Her eyes were pale and
prominent. In spite of all this, practice in rouging might have helped
her a little, but she had had no practice. Young men never came to the
house, and it was not worth while to keep up appearances for the old
ones who were content to dodder at the end of the way. You would say
at a glance that she was a very strong and enduring person, somewhat
along the lines of a suffragette ward politician.
The dinner was a genial one, after all. The General was at his
best, and the wine was perfect. In lucid moments, Eddie found himself
reflecting: "If I can drink enough of this I'll have delirium tremens
and then I won't have to believe all that I see."
Martha had always called him Eddie. In fact, every one called him
Eddie. He was that sort of a chap. To-night, he observed, with a hazy
interest, she addressed him as Mr. Ten Eyck, and rather frequently, at
that. It was: "Do you really think so, Mr. Ten Eyck?" or "How very
amusing, Mr. Ten Eyck," or "Good gracious, Mr. Ten Eyck," until poor
Eddie, unused to this distinction, reached a point where he muttered
something in way of protest that caused the General to cough violently
in order to give his guest a chance to recover himself before it was
After dinner the General and Mrs. Gamble retired somewhat
precipitously, leaving the young people alone.
Eddie heaved a tremendous sigh of decision and bravely crossed the
room. Martha was seated upon the davenport, nervously toying with her
fan. He saw with misgiving that she evidently expected something was
going to happen. Her eyes were downcast.
He stood silent and somewhat awed before her for many minutes,
taking the final puffs at an abbreviated cigarette. Then he abruptly
sat down at the opposite end of the couch. As he did so, she thought
she heard him mutter something about "one hundred and seventy, at the
"So many people have given up playing golf, Mr. Ten Eyck," she
said. "I am surprised that you keep it up."
"Golf?" he murmured blankly.
"Weren't you speaking of your score for the eighteen holes?"
He gazed at her helplessly for a moment, then set his jaw.
"Say, Martha," he began, in a high and unnatural treble, "I am a
man of few words. Will you marry me? Oh! Ouch! What the dickens are
you doing? O—oh! Don't jump at me like that!"
The details are painful and it isn't necessary to go into them.
Suffice it to say, she told him that he had always been her ideal and
that she had worshipped him from childhood's earliest days. He, on the
other hand, confessed, with more truth than she could have guessed,
that he had but recently come to a realisation of her true worth, and
what she really meant to him.
She set the wedding day for November the eleventh,—just seven
Before leaving,—she kept him until nearly twelve,—he playfully
came up behind her as she stood near the table, and, placing his hands
under her elbows, said:
"Hold 'em stiff now."
Then, to her amazement, he tried to lift her from the floor. He
couldn't budge her.
"It's all right," he exclaimed exultantly and refused to explain.
That night in his dreams an elephant came along and stood for a
while on his chest, but he was used to it by that time, and didn't
The next morning, General Gamble reported by telephone that Martha
weighed one hundred and sixty-eight pounds and nine ounces. A minute
later, Eddie was at his desk calculating.
On the twenty-third of September she weighed two thousand and
twenty- five ounces troy. At nineteen dollars and twenty cents an
ounce she was then worth $38,880. With any sort of luck, he figured,
she might be expected to pick up a few pounds as the result of her
new-found happiness and peace of mind. Her worries were practically
over. Contented people always put on flesh. If everything went well,
she ought to represent at least $40,000 on her wedding day. Perhaps
He haunted the Country Club by day and the town clubs by night,
always preoccupied and figuring, much to the astonishment of his
friends and cronies. He scribbled inexplicable figures on the backs of
golf cards, bar checks, and menus.
By the end of the first week he had made definite promises to all
of his creditors. He guaranteed that every one should be paid before
the middle of November. Moreover, he set aside in his calculations the
sum of $7,000 for the purchase of a new house. Early in the second
week he had virtually expended $15,000 of what he expected to receive,
and was giving thanks for increased opportunities.
He called at the Gamble house regularly, even faithfully. True, he
urged Martha to play on the piano nearly all of the time, but to all
intents and purposes it was a courtship.
When the engagement was announced, the town—in utter ignorance of
the conspiracy—went into convulsions. The half-dozen old maids in
upper circles who had long since given up hope began to prink and perk
themselves into an amazing state of rejuvenation,—revival, you might
say. They tortured themselves with the hope that never dies. They even
lent money to impecunious gentlemen who couldn't believe their senses
and went about pinching themselves.
Eddie Ten Eyck's credit was so good that he succeeded in borrowing
nearly five thousand dollars from erstwhile adamantine sceptics.
One day the General met him in the street. The old soldier wore a
troubled look. "She's sick," he said without preamble. "Got pains all
over her and chills, too."
"Is it serious?" demanded Eddie.
"I don't know. Neither does the doctor. He's waiting for
developments. Took a culture to-day. She's in bed, however."
"SHE MUST NOT DIE," said Eddie, a desperate gleam in his eye. "I—
can't afford to have anything like that happen now. Can't she be
At the end of the second day thereafter it was known all over town
that Martha Gamble was ill with typhoid fever. She was running a
temperature of 104 degrees and two doctors had come up from New York
to consult with the Essex physician, bringing with them a couple of
trained nurses. They said her heart was good.
After the consultation, the General and Eddie sat alone in the
library, woebegone and disconsolate.
"They think they can pull her through," said the former vaguely.
"Curse 'em," grated Eddie; "they've GOT to do it. If there is the
least prospect of her dying, General, I must insist that the wedding
day be moved forward. I'll—I'll marry her to-day. By Jove, it might
go a long way toward reducing her temperature."
"Impossible! We shall stick to the original agreement." "Confound
you, I believe you are hoping she'll die before the eleventh of
November. It would be just like you, General Gamble."
"I'm not hoping for anything of the sort, sir," thundered the
other. "But, if it SHOULD happen—" He did not finish the sentence,
but there was a green light in his eyes.
Eddie was silent for many minutes.
"And if she SHOULD die, where do I come in, or get off, or whatever
is the proper thing to say in the circumstances? It wouldn't be fair
to me, General Gamble. You know it wouldn't. It would be a damned
outrage. Here am I, a devoted lover, eager to make her happy—to MAKE
HER LAST MOMENTS happy ones, mind you, and you sit there and deny her
the consolation of—"
"All's fair in love, my boy," said the General blandly.
"Martha wasn't strong enough to stand the excitement. It was like a
sudden and frightful change in the weather. Her constitution couldn't
fight it off." "Constitution? Good Lord!"
"We ought to make allowances, my boy."
"I am in no position to make allowances. Are these doctors any
"The best in New York City."
"And the nurses? Everything depends on good nursing."
"They are real Canadians."
"General, up to the time I was eleven years old I said my prayers
every night. I'm going to begin again to-night," said Eddie solemnly,
as he passed his hand across his brow.
The days went by with monotonous similarity. Bright or dark, wet or
dry, they looked the same to Eddie Ten Eyck. At first he had been
permitted to visit her once or twice a day, staying for a few minutes
on each occasion. After a while the visits were stopped by the
doctor's order. But still he haunted the Gamble mansion. He waylaid
the doctor; he bribed or coerced the nurses; he watched the sick-room
door with the eye of a hungry dog; he partook inordinately of the
General's liquors. Martha was delirious, that much he was able to
gather by persistent inquiry. She seemed obsessed with the idea that
she and Eddie were to keep house in Heaven, with two cherubs and a
Mrs. Gamble was deeply touched and not a little surprised by the
devotion of her daughter's fiance. She turned to him in these hours of
despair and gave to him a large share of her pity and consolation. She
asked him to pray for Martha. He said he had been praying for some one
else nearly all his life, but henceforth would put in a word for
The wedding day was near at hand when an unexpected and alarming
complication set in. The doctors were hurriedly gathered in
consultation. There was a crisis. One of the nurses confided to Mr.
Ten Eyck that there was no hope, but the other declared that if the
patient survived the eighth of November she would "be out of the
woods." The eighth was three days off. Those three days were spent by
Eddie in a state of fearful suspense. He implored Providence and Fate
to stand by him until after the eleventh. He went so far as to add a
couple of days to include the thirteenth, not being superstitious. The
night of the eighth was a memorable one. No one in the Gamble house
went to bed. The ninth came and then the doctors appeared with glad
tidings. The crisis was past and there was every chance in the world
for the patient to recover, unless of course, some unforeseen
Eddie staggered out to the stables and performed a dance of joy.
"What's her temperature?" he demanded of one of the grooms,
absently repeating a question he had asked five thousand times during
the past few weeks. "I beg your pardon, Smith." Then he hurried back
to the house. Meeting one of the doctors he gripped him by the arm.
"Is she sure to live, doc—doctor?"
"Forever," said the doctor, meaning to comfort him.
"No!" gasped Eddie.
"Let me congratulate you, Mr. Ten Eyck. She is quite rational now
and —pardon me if I repeat a sick-room secret—she declares that
there shall be no postponement of the wedding. She is superstitious
Eddie hesitated. "Ahem! Is—is she emaciated?"
"No more than might be expected."
"I—I hope she hasn't wasted very much."
"Skin and bones," said the doctor with the most professional
Eddie mopped his brow. "You—you don't mean it! See here, doctor,
you ought to advise very strongly against the—er—marriage at this
time. Tell her it would kill her. The shock, I mean. I am willing to
wait— GOD KNOWS, I am only too willing to wait—until she is strong
and well and herself once more. Tell her—"
"Perhaps you would better talk it over with her father, Mr. Ten
Eyck. I am not—"
"Her father—" began Eddie, but caught himself up.
"I would not answer for her safety if a postponement were even
suggested. Her heart is set on it, my dear fellow. She will be strong
enough to go through with it."
"But I want to be married in church."
"I daresay you will agree with me when I say that your feelings are
not to be considered in a crisis of this kind," said the doctor
coldly, and moved away.
At noon on the eleventh Martha awoke from a sound and restful
sleep. Sweet lassitude enveloped her, but her mind went groping for
something that had been troubling her in a vague sort of way for the
last forty- eight hours.
"Is it the eleventh?" she whispered, stretching out her hand to the
"Yes, my dear. Now try to go to sleep again—"
"Where is Mr. Ten Eyck?"
"What time is it!"
"Now don't worry about the time—"
"Is it night or day?"
"It is noon."
"I am to be married at eight o'clock this evening, Miss Feeney."
"Yes, yes, I know," soothingly.
"You might send word to Mr. Ten Eyck that I shall be ready. He may
forget the ring unless you tell him that—there—is—to be—no post—"
She went to sleep in the middle of postponement.
While the nurses were preparing her for the ceremony, General
Gamble sent word into the sick-room that the doctor desired her
correct weight—for scientific purposes.
The patient, too weak to help herself, was lifted upon the scales,
where she remained long enough for it to be seen that she weighed
seventy-three pounds and eight ounces. She was then hustled into bed,
but seemed to be in even better spirits than before, confiding to the
nurses that she knew Mr. Ten Eyck was partial to slender women, and
that if she had anything to do with it she'd never weigh more than one
hundred and ten again, "as long as she lived."
"One hundred and ten is a lovely weight, don't you think, Miss
Feeney!" she asked.
Miss Feeney was feeling her pulse. The other nurse was trying to
stick a mouth thermometer between the patient's lips.
"It is a much lovelier weight than seventy-three," said Miss Feeney
The General, in the privacy of his bed-chamber, reduced the pounds
to ounces and found that Martha, in her present state, represented
eight hundred and eighty-four ounces. He could not suppress a chuckle,
even though he felt very mean about it. She was worth $16,972 in gold.
Her illness had cost him approximately $2,000 in doctors' fees, et
cetera, but it had cost Eddie Ten Eyck $21,911 in pure gold, with
twenty cents over in silver.
It is said that the bridegroom almost collapsed when he looked for
the first time upon his emaciated investment. It was worse than he had
expected. She was literally "skin and bones."
Mechanically, semi-paralysed, he made the responses to the almost
staccato words of the clergyman. The ceremony was hurried through at a
lively rate, but to Eddie it seemed to take hours. Her fingers felt
like a closed fan in his own pulseless hand. He replied "I do" and "I
will" without really being aware of the fact, and all the time he was
gazing blankly at her, trying to remember where he had seen her
Away back in the dim, forgotten ages there was a robust, squat,
valuable figure; but—this! His brain reeled. He was being married to
an utter stranger. His loss was incalculable.
We will speed over the ensuing months. It goes without saying that
Martha became well and strong and abominably vigorous in the matter of
appetite. Her days of convalescence—But why go into them? They are
interesting only to the person who is emerging from a period of
suffering and fasting. Why dwell upon the reflections of Eddie Ten
Eyck as he saw an erstwhile stranger transformed into an old
acquaintance before his very eyes? Why go into the painful details
attending the stealthy payment of nearly $17,000 by the party of the
first part to the party of the second part, and why tell of the uses
to which the latter was compelled to put this meagre fortune almost
immediately after acquiring it? No one cares to be harassed by these
miserable, mawkish details.
One really needs to know but one thing: the bridegroom soon stood
shorn of all his ill-gotten gains, unless we except the wife of whom
no form of adversity could rob him.
A month after the wedding, Eddie was eagerly awaiting the fourth
quarterly instalment of his allowance. He was out of debt, it is true,
but he never had been poorer in all his life. The thing that appalled
him most was the fact that he had unlimited credit and did not possess
the courage to take advantage of it. He could have borrowed right and
left; he could have run up stupendous accounts; he could have lived
like a lord. But Martha, before she was really able to sit up in bed,
began to talk about something in a cottage,—something that made him
turn pale with desperation,—and bread and cheese and kisses, entirely
with an eye to thrift and what Eddie considered a nose for squalor. He
couldn't imagine anything more squalid than a subsistence on the three
commodities mentioned. In fact, he preferred starvation.
Martha harped for hours at a stretch on how economically she could
conduct their small establishment, once they got into the house he had
bound himself to buy in his days of affluence. She seemed to take it
for granted that she would be obliged to skimp and pinch in order to
get along on what Eddie would be able to earn.
"Our meat and grocery bills will be almost nothing, Eddie dear,"
she said one day, with an enthusiasm that discouraged him. "You see, I
mean to keep my figure, now that I've got it. I sha'n't eat a thing
for days at a time. "We'll have no meat, nor potatoes, nor sugar—"
"Just bread and cheese," said he wanly.
"And something else," she added coquettishly.
"Kisses are fattening," he said.
"Goodness! Who ever told you that?" she cried in dismay.
"A well-known specialist," he said, his mind adrift.
"Well, there is one thing sure, Eddie," she declared firmly; "we
will not go into debt for anything. We positively must keep out of
debt. I won't have you worrying about money matters."
"I'm not likely to," said he with conviction.
He then began to watch for signs of decrepitude in the General.
As soon as Martha was strong enough to travel, her step-father
suggested that they go South for the winter instead of opening the
little house down the street. He went so far as to offer to pay the
expenses of the trip as a sort of belated wedding gift.
Eddie objected. He said that his real estate business was in such a
state that he couldn't afford to leave it for a day.
"I didn't know you HAD a business," exclaimed the General.
"I am making arrangements to take up a Government claim in Alaska,"
said his son-in-law grimly.
"I'm going to some place where I can DIG for gold."
"Are you in earnest?"
"And—and would you subject Martha to the rigours of an Alaskan
"Inasmuch as we shall have to subsist on snowballs until you pass
in your cheques, General, I think we'd better go where they are fresh
Fortunately for the bride and groom, everybody that was anybody in
Essex gave them a wedding present. Not a few, in a fever of
exultation, gave beyond their means, and a great many of them with
unintentional irony gave pickle dishes. By the time they were ready to
go into their new home, it was cosily, even handsomely furnished. The
General, contrite of heart, spent money lavishly in trying to make the
home so attractive for Eddie that he wouldn't be likely to desert it
for something worse.
The groom's sense of humour was only temporarily dulled. He noted
signs of its awakening when he assisted in the unpacking of four
cheval mirrors, gifts to the bride from persons who may or may not
have been in collusion but who certainly wanted Martha to see herself
as others saw her, and, as it turned out, from all sides.
The glow of health—an almost superhuman health—increased in the
countenance of Mrs. Edward Ten Eyck. Her hair was a bit slow in
restoring itself, and a shade or two darker, but on the other hand,
despite all she could do to prevent it, she resumed her natural
proportions with a rapidity that was sickening.
It was not long before her figure was unquestionably her own.
Eddie tried to conceal his dismay. He even tried to drown it. Their
first quarrel grew out of her objection to the presence of
intoxicating liquors in the house.
"I don't approve of whiskey," she said flatly.
"But you had it at your house."
"You forget that he was only my stepfather."
"He isn't in the past tense yet," said he bitterly.
"I've always maintained that whiskey should be used for medicinal
"Then please don't worry about it," said he curtly. "I've ordered a
barrel of it."
"For—for medicinal purposes?" "Strictly."
She studied his face with uneasy alarm in her eyes.
"You—don't feel as though you were going to be ill, do you, dear?"
He moved to the opposite side of the table, involuntarily lifting
his left elbow as if to shield himself. She stopped half-way. Then he
laughed awkwardly and turned the subject.
One day he reached the startling conclusion, that she was getting
heavier than she had ever been before. It required days of
contemplation, scrutiny, and development of purpose before he could
ask her to step onto the scales at the meat market.
A cold perspiration started on his forehead as he moved the balance
along the bar and found it would be necessary to use the two-hundred
pound weight instead of the one-hundred, the fifty, and divers small
ones that had been sufficient in days of yore.
She weighed two hundred and three pounds.
At nine o 'clock that night some one took him home from the Essex
Club, and Martha was in hysterics until the doctor, summoned with
haste and vehemence, assured her that her husband was not dead.
The approach of springtime found Eddie in a noticeably run-down
condition. Friends and acquaintances began to remark that he was
"going to seed in a hurry," or "he's awfully run down at the heel," or
"I've never seen such a change in a man."
He was no longer the gay, whilom, inconsequent man about town. The
best proof of this was his utter lack of pride in the matter of dress
and his carelessness in respect to his personal appearance. Once he
had been the beau-ideal of the town. Nowadays he slouched about the
streets with a cigarette drooping listlessly between his lips, his
face unshaven, his clothes unpressed and dusty. There was always a
hunted, far-away look in his eyes.
Habitues of the Club began to notice that he was once more making
mathematical calculations on the backs of envelopes or the margins of
newspapers and magazines. No one pretended to explain this queer habit
of his, but they observed that his efforts represented sums in
multiplication. Occasionally, as if to throw them off the track, he
did a sum in subtraction, and there were frequent lapses into
It was noted, however, that the numerals one, nine, decimal, two
and a cipher, invariably in that sequence, figured somewhere in every
General Gamble could have solved the mystery, but he maintained a
rigid silence. In his heart, the old schemer nurtured a fear that
sooner or later Eddie would commit suicide or run away, either of
which would signify the return of Martha to the mansion she had
deserted for a cottage. And he knew that if she ever came back it
would be as a permanent visitor.
He encountered his son-in-law frequently at unexpected times and in
unusual places, and was never without the feeling that the young man
eyed him balefully. He could feel the intensity of that unwavering
gaze for hours after meeting Eddie. It was an ardent, searching look
that seemed to question his right to survive the day.
After such meetings, the General was wont to survey himself long
and fearsomely in the first mirror or show window that presented
itself. He began to wonder if he was in failing health. At times he
thought he discerned signs of approaching decrepitude, but his doctor
assured him that he was never healthier or happier than he appeared to
be at this particular period in his life.
Still, he could not shake off the rather ghastly feeling that Eddie
was secretly praying that his days were numbered.
One day at the Club he complained of a severe pain in his back, and
the very next day he was shocked to find his son-in-law dressed in
sombre black with a strip of crape around his arm. Immediately on
seeing the General in his usual state of health, Eddie solemnly
removed the band from his sleeve and, carefully rolling it up, stuck
it into his waistcoat pocket.
"I'm saving it for a rainy day," said Eddie with a cold-blooded
"Good Heaven!" said the General, and at once felt the pain return
to his back.
"Have you seen Martha lately?" asked Eddie, tapping the bell on the
"Oh, yes," said the General, settling a little deeper into his
chair. "She is looking remarkably well."
"Do you know what she weighs at present?"
"Of course not. She took the scales over to your house. Besides, I
don't care a hang."
"Day before yesterday she weighed two hundred and ninety-eight
pounds." His voice rose to a shrill screech. "It's a blamed outrage!"
He dropped his chin into his hands and went on muttering vaguely, his
eyes glued to the top button of the General's waistcoat.
"By Jove, she IS doing well."
"She can hardly walk. If she keeps on, she won't be able to see,
either. Her eyes are almost lost. I screwed up the courage to take a
long look at her to-day. She has lost her neck entirely and I haven't
the remotest idea where her ears are."
"I—I DO feel sorry for you, Eddie," cried the General, moved by
Eddie rambled on. "Sometimes I sit down and actually watch her
grow. You can notice, it if you look steadily for a given time."
The two sat stiff and silent for many minutes. Eddie stole a sly
glance at his companion's ruddy face.
"You are a remarkably well preserved man, General," he ventured
speculatively. "Would you mind telling me your age?"
"I am seventy-one, Eddie, if it is any encouragement to you," said
the General eagerly.
"You look good for another ten years," said Eddie hopelessly.
"I am a little worried about my heart," prevaricated the General.
He meant to be magnanimous. Eddie did not look up, but his eyes began
to blink rapidly. "There is heart disease in the family, you know."
"Then maybe Martha has—er—has—"
"Has what, my son!"
"I forgot. She is only your step-daughter. I was worried for a
moment, that's all."
In the fall of the year, Eddie announced to his father-in-law that
Martha was tipping the beam at three hundred and fourteen pounds,
three ounces, and increasing daily. The General gave vent to an uneasy
laugh, whereupon Eddie, mistaking his motive, launched into a tirade
that ended with the frantic wish that the old man would hurry up and
"Now, Eddie, don't talk like that! I have about made up my mind to
do something handsome for you and Martha. I have practically decided
to make her an allowance for clothing and so forth—"
"Clothing!" groaned Eddie. "She doesn't want clothes. What could
she do with 'em? I am the one who needs clothes. Look at me. Look at
the frayed edges and see how I shine in the back. There is a patch or
two that you can't see. I put those patches on myself, too. Martha is
so darned fat she can't hold a pair of trousers in her lap. Moreover,
she can't sew with anything smaller than a crochet needle. Look at me!
I am growing a beard so that people can't see my Adam's apple. That's
how poor and thin I'm getting to be. Now just listen a minute; I'll
give you a few figures that will paralyse you."
He jerked out his lead pencil and with the rapidity of a lightning
calculator multiplied, added, and subtracted.
"She is worth $72,403.20 to-day. What do you think of that? Prove
the figures for yourself. Here's the pencil."
"I don't care to—"
"The day of the wedding," went on Eddie wildly, "she weighed in at
$16,972.80, I think. See what I mean? She's bulling the market and I
can't realise a cent on her. She's gone up $55,430 in less than a
year. Suffering Isaac! Why couldn't she have weighed that much a year
ago?" He was so furious that he chopped off his words in such a way
that they sounded like the barking of a dog.
The General pushed back his chair in alarm.
"Calm yourself, Eddie."
"Oh, I'm calm enough."
"Martha will be a very rich woman when I die, and you won't have
"That sounds beautiful. But don't you see that she's getting so
blamed fat that she's liable to tip over some day and die before I can
find any one to help me set her up again? And if that should happen,
will you kindly tell me WHERE I WOULD COME IN?"
"You are a heartless, mercenary scoundrel," gasped the General.
"Well, you would be sore, too, if this thing had happened to you,"
whined Eddie. He sprang to his feet suddenly. "By thunder, I can't
stand it a day longer. Good-bye, General. I'm going to skip out."
"Skip out! Leave her? Is that what you mean?"
"Yes. She can always find a happy home with her mother and you. I'm
off to the—"
"For Heaven's sake," cried the General hoarsely, "don't do that,
Eddie. Don't you dare do anything like that. I—I—I am sure we can
arrange something between us. I'm not a stingy, hard-hearted man, and
you know it. You deserve relief. You deserve compensation. I am your
father-in-law and, damme, I'll not go back on you in your time of
need. I'll make up the amount you have already lost, 'pon my soul I
will, Eddie. Stand by your guns, that's all I ask."
A seraphic expression came into Eddie's face. "When?" he demanded.
"Immediately. Can you come to my house this evening? Alone, of
"I should say I can!" shouted Eddie, growing two inches taller in
an instant. He took the package of crape from his pocket and threw it
into a cuspidor. Then he sighed profoundly. "Gad, have you ever felt
like another man, General? It's great."
As the General was past the point where he could risk saying
another word, he maintained a strenuous silence.
Eddie indulged in an expansive grin. "You asked if I could come
alone. That's the only way I can come. If you ever expect to see
Martha, General, you will have to come to my house to do so. Do you
remember that saying about Mahomet and the mountain?"
THE MAID AND THE BLADE
Over two centuries ago. Virginia, fair Virginia, in her most
rugged, uncouth state, yet queen of all the colonies, rich in the
dignity of an advanced settlement, glorious in prophecies and
ambitions; the favoured ward of England's sovereigns, the paradise of
her royal pillagers, the birthplace of American Freedom.
Jamestown was in the throes of a savage struggle, confined not to
herself alone, but spreading to the farthermost ends of the apparently
unbounded state. The capital fight was on, the contest waging between
the town in which grew Bacon's rebellion and Williamsburg, in which
William and Mary College had just been born, an infant venture that
seemed but a mockery in the wilds. Boisterous, boasting Jamestown,
since the rule of Berkeley and the unfortunate overthrow of Bacon, had
resumed a state of composure which she had not known in the five
preceding decades, and was beginning to look upon herself as the
undisputed metropolis of the wilderness. The impudence of
Williamsburg, with her feeble scholastic claims, was not even
condemned—it was ignored.
The crude fort at Jamestown held a merry garrison, the Governor
having impressed upon royalty across the sea the importance of troops
in a land where unexpected rebellions against authority might succeed
the partially triumphant uprising against Sir William in 1676. Bacon's
death in the October of that year had lost the fight which had been
fairly won, and it was wisdom which told the new Governor that troops
were essential, even in time of peace.
The commander of the garrison was Colonel Fortune. The number and
quality of his troops are not important factors in this tale.
Among the men were a dozen or more subalterns, fresh from England,
undergoing their first rough work in the forests of Virginia. In this
fledgling crowd were young Grafton, afterward a general; Mooney,
Vedder, Hoicraft and others, whose names, with those of their Virginia
companions went into colonial history.
Near the fort were the homes of the officers, the Governor's
residence being but a short distance down the rough, winding lane,
which was dignified by the name of street. Colonel Fortune's home was
the handsomest, the merriest of them all, a typical frontier mansion.
A mansion of those days could be little more than a cottage in these,
yet the Colonel's was far brighter, gayer than the palace of today. In
his house gathered chivalrous subalterns from English homes, stalwart
Virginians of inherited gallantry, the men and women from whom sprung
the first families of that blue blood which all Americans cherish
lovingly and proudly.
His board was more hospitable than that of the Governor, his
favours were coveted more eagerly even than were those of his
superior. Stern, exacting, yet affable and courteous, he was the idol
of a people whose hatred for those who ruled them had wrought ruin
more than once. Mrs. Fortune, a lady of gentle birth closely related,
in fact, to a certain branch of nobility, shared the power of her
But there was a colonial queen whose reign was of more consequence
to the youth of Jamestown than was that of the august person across
the sea. She was queen of hearts, this daughter of theirs, airy Kate
Fortune. Daintiest maid in all the land, famed for her wit, her
follies, her merry loveliness, her dimples and her sunshine, she was
the wiliest tempter who ever laid unconscious siege against man's
indifference. The English officers called her an angel, the more
deferential Virginians moaned that she was a witch, yet would not have
burned her for the whole universe. On the contrary, they sacrificed
themselves to the worship of her craft. War and strife were forgotten,
the treacheries of the Indians were minimised, and a score or more of
dreamers, awake or asleep, found their minds so full of dainty Kate
that thought of else could work no means of entrance. In that year of
our Lord, Jamestown was a veritable cauldron of rivals, fair suitors
all, some bold, some timid, none hopeful.
Strange as it may appear to those who live these two centuries
later, there were no jealousies, no bitterness among them. In those
good days the favoured man's best friends were his beaten rivals.
Kate's kingdom was not large, was not glittering, but her sceptre was
mighty. It was made of tenderness and beauty.
For two months the Governor's nephew had been her most ardent
admirer, notwithstanding the fact that he had been in Virginia but
sixty days. His surrender had been instantaneous.
Ordinarily the nephew of the Governor, who was a lord of the realm,
might be considered a superior rival, but in this instance he was not
even feared. He had come to Jamestown with exalted ideas. He dressed
better, talked better and lived better, and he seemed to hold every
man in the colony in disdain. Friendly, courteous even to the lowest
soldier, he still gave forth the impression that he was condescending,
not alone to those beneath, but to those above him. That this scion,
this self-ordered perfect man, should have drifted to the colonies
from the drawing-rooms of London only to fall in love with Kate
Fortune seemed incredible.
Moreover, he had refused to wrestle in the contests at the fort,
and had failed to fight the man who had warmly called him a coward in
the presence of others.
Tales of his conduct in that and other exhibitions had been spread,
and the good-looking young officer eventually became a laughing-stock.
One day, however, he pulled the nose of an impudent lieutenant. When
the red-faced lieutenant insisted upon satisfaction with swords he
merely turned pale and ignored the challenge.
"I came here to fight the Indians, not to kill my comrades," he had
said, and a disdainful laugh followed, bringing a flush to his face as
he walked away.
Kate Fortune rather admired the easy elegance of the stranger, yet
despised his lack of courage, the story having come to her promptly
enough. She began to treat him coldly and he was at last driven to
feel that he was her most unwelcome suitor. One day he bluntly asked
her why she treated him so unkindly.
"Captain Studdiford, I will be frank with you," replied the girl.
"How can you expect me to admire a man who submits to the ridicule of
a whole company of men, not one of whom seems able to cope with him in
strength or in the experience of arms? I am the daughter of an English
soldier; that should be sufficient reason for my conduct. If I have
mistreated you it was because I could not help it." She saw a look of
pain come and go in his flushed face, hence the hasty apology, such as
"So I am an object of derision to you, as well as to them," he
observed, quietly. "I shall not intrude myself again, Miss Fortune. I
am brave enough to tell you, for the first time, and in the face of
your evident dislike, that I love you better than I ever dreamed I
could love a woman." He was turning away in apparent indifference as
he concluded this strange avowal.
Kate planted herself squarely before him, her pretty, perplexed
face twitching between a smile and a frown, wonder fairly popping from
her curious blue eyes.
"Isn't it cowardly to say that when you know how I feel? You are
safe in confessing something that you already know I cannot consider,"
"I would rather not discuss it. You may treat it as a jest, as
cowardice, or what you like. I cannot control your treatment of the
best thing an honest man has to give a woman." It left the girl
standing on the tips of her toes in sheer surprise. She was at no time
a dignified queen, but she was an inquisitive one.
"But, Captain, you must not go away fearing that I—I shall treat
lightly what you have said to me," she murmured.
"Fearing? Why should I fear your ridicule more than that of others?
You are brighter, more bewitching, more tantalising than any woman I
have ever known—you are maddening—do you hear? Ah, I crave your
pardon for so far forgetting myself as to dwell upon a matter which I
should have forgotten in your displeasure. By the way, I should like
to tell you why I will not accommodate these young fools with a duel,
why I have controlled my natural desire to resent their insults. I
have fought one duel and I have killed a man. These men would have no
more chance than that man had. You may tell them so. Farewell!"
She watched his tall figure move from her dooryard and disappear in
the direction of the river. Then Kate sat down in the window and gazed
half regretfully toward the opening in the timber through which he had
It began to occur to her that Captain Studdiford was somehow the
superior of any man she had ever seen. She felt a joy that he had
fought a duel, although the thought that he had killed a man caused
her to shudder. With the shudder, however, came the relieved feeling
that he had not been the victim. Her face flushed faintly, too, as she
recalled his strange avowal of love.
That same night a half dozen young men, with as many maids, dropped
in to spend the chilly evening before the Colonel's roaring fires.
They were toasting apples and chattering gaily when Kate suddenly
turned to a young Virginian, and with taunting eyes, cried:
"Morton Trask, I know why Captain Studdiford would not fight a duel
"So do I," responded Trask. "Because he feared me."
"'Twas no such reason. He says he does not choose to kill anything
but Indians." A big laugh went up from the men.
"The fool! Did he say that to you?" cried Trask.
"He truly did; and, besides, he has fought and killed a man."
"Ho! Ho!" laughed Trask, disdainfully.
"Did he stab him in the dark?" questioned Farring.
"He lies if he says he fought aught save a boy," sneered Trask.
"Yet he pulled your valiant nose until it was red for near a week,"
said Kate, cheerily.
"Oh, would that I were at him—the coward!" cried Trask, white and
"You can pull his nose when next you meet him, Morton, it is your
turn, you know," said Kate, laughingly, and Trask glared at the
burning logs in angry silence.
"Please forgive me, Morton; I did not mean to hurt you by recalling
a previous injury," cried Kate, and Trask's injury increased with her
"I cannot see why you defend the Captain, Miss Fortune," ventured
"Why not? He will not defend himself."
"But you surely cannot approve a coward?"
"Are you sure he is a coward?"
"I should consider myself one under the circumstances, I believe,"
he replied, evasively.
"Would it not be cowardly to fight Morton Trask if he knew he could
"Bah!" came from the angry Trask.
"He could, at least, have given Trask satisfaction for an insult,"
said Varney. Kate wavered.
"That's true," she said; "he should have been a gentleman. Still,
that does not prove him a coward."
"I'll wager that I can prove him a coward," observed Lieutenant
Holmes. "And safely, too."
"'Twere wise to do it safely," supplemented Miss Fortune.
"One time at home we exposed a boasting captain, who would have had
us think him the bravest man on earth—"
"But that does not seem to be Captain Studdiford's object,"
"True," went on Holmes, "but that has nothing to do with it. This
captain was one night approached by five of his fellow officers,
disguised as highwaymen, and despite his declarations that he had
fought dozens of such men, he ran like a hound, screaming murder all
the way. Why not test your captain's courage as we tested ours, Miss
"In the first place, I could not be a very impressive highwayman,
and in the second place, he might shoot."
"You have plenty of men at your command who would serve as Indians
for such an experiment," speculated Varney.
"Egad! we all would!" exclaimed Holmes. "So you might!" she cried.
"He would be willing to kill you if you were Indians."
"We might as well give up the plan, for we could not force him to
leave town without a bodyguard," sneered Trask.
"Fie! That is easy. Miss Fortune could ask him to ride with her
into the forest and he would go blindly enough," said Holmes.
"I?" cried Kate, blushing to think of herself in that position
after Studdiford's proclamation. "I could not—would not do such a
thing. Prove him a coward, but do not ask me to help you." "Holmes is
right, and Miss Fortune should be willing to make the test. She is his
defender; she cannot refuse to satisfy herself of her error in this
harmless, yet effective way," announced big Farring, and every member
of the party laid siege against Kate's faltering opposition. The fun
of it all finally appealed to her and she rather timidly agreed to the
proposition. How could she ask him to ride with her after what had
passed between them? He would think her unwomanly and, strangely
enough, with that thought she began to feel that she must have his
good opinion. Yet she went, half dubiously, into the plot to prove a
coward of the man she was beginning to admire.
The details of the scheme were submitted by the men, and were as
follows: Kate was to ask him to ride horseback with her to "Big Fork,"
five miles through the forest, on some near afternoon, and the men
were to bedeck themselves as Indians, attack them, take her from his
custody and hurry her off into apparent captivity, whilst he trembled
with fear and inaction.
"But suppose he should happen to be disappointing and shoot
somebody," objected Lucy Gaines.
"Oh, he must have no chance to do that," said Varney. "Miss Fortune
can induce him to discharge his pistols in some feat of marksmanship
and we will swoop down before he can reload them."
"For shame!" cried Kate. "How could that be a fair test of bravery?
An unarmed man against five brawny Indians! I'll have none of it. His
pistols must remain undisturbed."
"But—good heavens!—he may kill us all," cried Trask.
"Well, how else is he to prove his courage? You must take your
chances, gentlemen, with your coward. If he is a coward you need not
fear his pistols, though he had a dozen; if he is not, then you may
have to run from them."
"Allow us to capture you and offer him the privilege of fighting
for your liberty, choosing his own weapons. If he agrees to fight for
you, instead of taking his proffered freedom, we will leave the field
to him and you may call him hero. That is fair, is it not?" proposed
"You will not hurt him?" asked Kate doubtingly.
"Hurt him? We shall not even catch him. He will leave you and fly
for his life!" cried Trask.
"I tell you now, gentlemen, if he stands the test and disproves
your taunts against his valour, my respect for him will be far more
than you can ever hope to inspire. Yet, after all, it will be a
diversion— it will be fun to see how he will act," mused the fair
It required all of Kate's courage and a dismal sacrifice of pride
to suggest the ride to Captain Studdiford, but she did it the next
morning, stopping him near the fort after having walked not thirty
feet behind for more than two hundred yards. She was a trifle insecure
as to her own valour in this preliminary step.
The rosiness of her cheeks might have been by others attributed to
the chill of the December morn, but she knew they were the flames from
an inward fire.
Captain Studdiford's heart thumped unusually fast as he looked down
into the piquant face and big blue eyes, which for the first time
since he had known her, wore a gleam bordering on embarrassment. They
were very soft and timid this morning—there was something appealing
in their tempting depths.
"May I not walk with you? I am going your way," were her first
words as she reached his side.
"Oh, to—" and here she blushed, for in truth she had no
destination— "to Anna Corwin's," she concluded in relief.
"But Mistress Corwin lives back yonder. How came you to be going
"Did I say Anna Corwin?"
"If I am not deaf."
"Then I must have meant some one else; to be sure I did—how queer
of me. I am going to Lucy's. You cannot say, sir, that she does not
live in this direction. I'll not walk with you if you are bound to be
particular, though." Her little ears were very red.
"I beg you to forgive me and allow me to walk with you," cried the
"I like that much better. No matter if I were going to Anna's and
chose a roundabout way, you should not be so impolite as to
remonstrate. As a rule, Captain, the men prefer the roundabout way."
"Be it miles I would walk it with thee," cried he, smiling at her
"Oh, would you do that?" she asked, suddenly seeing her way clear.
Yet, in spite of all, her composure deserted her and she blurted it
out, turning red again. "I am dying to ride to 'Big Fork' tomorrow,
but I have no one to accompany me. Would you like to go?" Then to
herself, "What a fool he thinks me!"
"Gladly; but, are we sure there are no stray Indians about?" he
asked, rather quickly.
"He is afraid," she thought, with strange disappointment. "If you
are afraid, we will not go," she said a trifle coldly.
"Afraid? Not for myself, but for you. We will go if you like, and I
should rejoice to meet all of the Indians in Virginia if it will
So they made their plans, and she was so loth to leave him that he
was forced to remind her that they had passed the home of Lucy Gaines
a full furlong or more. He left her at the door, his heart exultant,
hers all a-flutter.
The next afternoon the two rode forth from Jamestown and into the
forest, following the well-made road which led to the westward beneath
the red and yellowing oaks. Half an hour previous to their departure
five young men had ridden from the home of Lucy Gaines, strange
bundles strapped to their saddles. Above all things, they had
cautioned Kate to demand the Captain's proof of marksmanship at a
point near Big Fork.
It was with some consternation, notwithstanding all the plotting,
that Kate observed the big pistols at the Captain's side and the heavy
sword which jangled against his leg. That jangling sword gave her the
tremors, and she cast many furtive glances toward its chain and
scabbard. At last she was compelled to ask:
"How can you, I pray, use such a monstrous sword, Captain
Studdiford? It must have been made for a giant." "It was; it was my
great-great- grand-father's over a century ago. See! It is
serviceable, even in my weak hand." He pulled the gleaming blade, long
and heavy, from its scabbard, and swept it downward through the air so
fiercely that it resembled a wide sheet of silver. Kate's blue eyes
grew wide with apprehension, a cold chill seized upon her and her
ruddy face paled. He returned the weapon to its sheath with such a
forceful crash that she started violently in her saddle, her little
teeth clicking in sheer affright.
"I could cleave a man's skull in twain as easily as you can cut an
apple. Would that we could meet a warlike Indian that I could show you
how it merits my praise."
"Goodness!" gasped Kate hopelessly. "You would not strike a—a—man
with it, would you?"
"If he were an enemy. For you, loved one, I could cut down an
army." Their horses drew more closely side by side and the fierce,
strong hand was gently laid upon her trembling fingers. Tenderly
clasping the little one the big one raised it until it touched the
lips of him who leaned across to kiss it. Their eyes met as he raised
his head. His were full of love, hers with a pleading dread, the
uncertain quiver between love and fear. Without a word he dropped the
hand, suddenly sick at heart.
"I could die for her and she despises me," he groaned to himself.
"Oh, what have I—have we done?" she thought, a thousand fears
gathering in her heart. "He is no coward and he will kill one of them!
How can I tell him—how can I save their lives? He will despise me!
That awful sword! A man's skull! Oh, dear! He called me loved one! How
big and strong he is! He called me—how can I keep him from using the
sword? The pistols I can manage and—perhaps they will not be there.
He will kill them all—horror upon horror! What have I done? Oh!" the
last exclamation was so loud and so sudden that the pale Captain
"What is it? What is it?"
She laughed wildly, even gleefully, almost in the face of her
"Nothing—nothing at all!" she cried.
"I am glad to have afforded you amusement, Mistress Fortune. You
may tear my heart to shreds."
Her manner changed instantly. Tears flew to the blue eyes and her
hand crept toward him.
"Forgive me, pray, Captain Studdiford, I—I did not mean to hurt
you. I—I—am very foolish, very unkind. You must hate me," she
"Hate you! How could I? You do not love me—why should I have
hoped? I can but blame myself." Her hand had fallen to her side
because he had not touched it. "And it is our last afternoon
"Last?" she repeated, faintly.
"Yes; for I shall not see you again."
"Oh—you—you—do not mean that!"
"I have asked to be transferred to Willamsburg. I—I have not one
friend in Jamestown; why should I stay here?" he cried bitterly.
"But you have," she exclaimed, eagerly; "you have. I am your
"Friend! That is not what I ask of you," he said, almost gruffly.
Silence, broken only by the clatter of the hoofs upon the road
followed his words. In her confusion she had forgotten the terrible
sword, but it recurred to her, and, with it, the thought which had
given birth to her untimely mirth, the thought that was to lead her
from the chief predicament into which she had been cast. She would ask
the Captain to turn back to Jamestown at once, avoiding the
possibility of conflict.
"Captain Studdiford, I believe we had better turn back." Her face
grew crimson beneath his calm gaze. "As you like. You will grant me
time to adjust my saddle girth; it is slipping," he said coolly,
dismounting without another word.
They were fully three miles from the village, and in a dense piece
of forest. On either side of the narrow road grew the thickest of
underbrush with the great, gaunt trees stretching above like silent
sentinels. The girl's mind was chaos; her thoughts were changing and
interchanging like leaves before the whirling wind. She knew that she
admired this man, and that something even sweeter was beginning to
throb its way into her heart. A half smile came to her troubled face
as she thought of the war-painted plotters two miles away, waiting to
make a coward of her hero. A touch of remorse came to her as she
remembered her part in the play, and that the plot would have been
carried out had she not seen the great swing of that fearful sword.
What havoc it would have wrought! And he was to leave Jamestown!
Without a friend, he had said. How could he say that?
In the midst of these varying thoughts she allowed her softening
eyes to wander from him toward the trees above and the straggling
brush beneath their knotty limbs. A suppressed scream called the
Captain's attention to her staring eyes. They were blinking with
Deep in the underbrush she had seen the form of an Indian warrior!
Horrors! The sword!
"What do you see?" cried he, staring toward the now deserted brush.
"Nothing—nothing!" she gasped. "Yes—I mean, that red bird! See?
Do shoot it for me—I must have it! Isn't it beautiful?" She was
excitedly pointing toward a red bird in the top branches of a big oak.
He drew his pistols and deliberately aimed with one of them. The
shot missed and the bird darted away.
"Oh, goodness!" she cried. "Try the other one!"
"But the bird is gone."
"Is it? So it is—but, quick! See if you can cut off that twig up
there—the one with three red leaves. I wager you cannot! Quick, and
then we will ride for home."
"Why are you so excited?"
"I am not the least bit excited—I never am! Why do you not shoot
at that twig?"
"You try it," he surprised her by saying, pushing a pistol into her
hand. Without a word or aim she blazed away at the sky and his
firearms were useless. She handed the smoking pistol to him with a
"Would it not be awful if Indians came upon us!" she cried, with
strange exultation. "But mount, and race with me to the spring!"
As the Captain placed his foot in the stirrup a yell burst from the
thicket, an arrow whizzed above their heads, and a half-a-dozen,
fierce warriors were dashing toward them.
"Do not use your sword!" she screamed.
Before the bewildered soldier could catch his breath an ugly brave
was in the road, not ten feet away, knife in hand. Out whizzed the
Kate screamed in agony, clasping her hand over her eyes.
"They are friends! Do not strike!"
But it was too late. The streak of steel cut the air. A sickening
thud, a gurgling howl, and the assailant fell, his head half severed
from his body. An instant later the big Englishman was in his saddle.
A second slash and an Indian at his side went down beneath the
The two horses plunged forward as a brawny redskin grasped her arm
and she felt herself being dragged to the ground. Then a hand clasped
her other arm, a big form leaned over behind her, far across the back
of her horse. She heard the hiss of something cutting the air, the
crash as of splitting wood, a scream, of agony and the Indian's
ruthless grasp was loosened. Her horse stumbled and seemed to totter
beneath her, but again that arm from aloft exerted itself and it
seemed as if she were being lifted to the tree tops. Almost before she
could realise it she was upon another horse, clasped in the arm of its
rider, and they were off like the wind.
Suddenly she felt the form of the man who held her so closely drop
forward with a groan and then straighten again slowly. Exultant yells
came from behind them, several arrows whizzed past, and then naught
was heard but the thunder of the horse's hoofs upon the frozen road.
As her eyes opened involuntarily, terror possessing them, they fell
upon the scene far behind. Two hundred yards away her own horse lay
struggling in the road, two human forms stretched near it, another
dragging itself to the roadside. Three feathered Indians were some
fifty yards nearer, gesticulating wildly. Her brain whirred and
buzzed, and—consciousness was lost!
When she regained her senses she was lying upon the ground. With
feeble eyes she glanced wonderingly about. To a tree near by a horse
was hitched, beneath her body were the blankets from the horse and
certain garments from the back of man. All was as a dream; she could
account for nothing. Studdiford was leaning against the big oak,
coatless and as pale as a ghost. Deep lines stretched across his brow
and down his mouth; his eyes were closed, as if in pain.
An involuntary moan escaped her lips, and the Captain was at her
side almost before it had died away. She was crying.
"Oh, what have I done! What have I done!"
"Calm, yourself, dearest! You are safe—entirely so. See, we are
alone, far from those devils. It is but a mile to Jamestown. Be brave
and we will soon be at home," he murmured hoarsely, kneeling at her
side and lifting her to a sitting posture.
"Home! I can never go home! Oh, God, you do not know—you do not
"There—there! Now, be quiet."
"How could you know? I am a murderess—I am the wretch! Kill me; I
cannot live!" she wailed.
"Hush!" he cautioned, lovingly.
"You could not know—you did not know them, Captain Studdiford!"
she cried, sitting bolt upright, glaring wildly about her, then
shudderingly plunging her white face against his shoulder. "They were
not Indians," she almost whispered.
"Not Indians!" he gasped.
"God forgive me—no! It was all a trick—to test your
courage—forgive me—to test—to test—oh! and I allowed you to kill
"Speak! Go on! What do you mean?" "They were our friends—not
Indians! My dearest friends! Oh, how is it that I am not struck dead
for this? Please heaven, let me die!" she wailed.
"My God!" he exclaimed, after the first bewildering shock. "A
trick— and I have killed—oh, it cannot be true!" He leaped to his
feet, allowing her to fall from his side to the ground, where she lay,
a wretched, shivering heap. With a ferocious oath he snatched the big
sword from the ground and turned upon her, with eyes blazing, muscles
She was looking up at him, those wide blue eyes gleaming piteously.
"Kill me!" she murmured, and closed the eyes to await the stroke.
His big arm relaxed, the sword fell from his nerveless grasp,
clanging to the ground.
When she reopened her eyes after an age of suspense she saw him
leaning against the tree, his body shaking with sobs. A second glance
and she started to her feet alarmed.
His broad back was covered with blood. Near his left shoulder the
clothing was torn and an ugly, gaping wound leered at her.
"Oh," she gasped; "you—you are hurt!"
"Hurt!" he groaned. "They have killed me! You have killed me—you
and your friends. I hope you—are—satisfied—with—your—see?" As he
sank to the ground, he pointed feebly to the cruel arrow which he had
torn from his side. It lay not far away, grim and bloody.
The horrified girl glanced at it helplessly and then at the
unconscious man, unable to realise. Then she cried aloud in her agony
and threw herself upon the prostrate form, moaning:
"Dead! Dead! Speak to me, Ralph—look up! I love you—I worship
you! You shall not leave me!"
She kissed the pallid face, caressed the chilling head, sobbing:
"Forgive me—forgive me!"
An hour afterward the clatter of hoofs upon the road aroused her
from the semi-conscious condition into which her grief had thrown her.
Through the gathering darkness she saw horsemen approaching—Indian
riders! A moment later they were dismounting at her side, and well-
known voices were calling to her:
"Are you hurt?"
"What has happened?"
"Killed? My God!"
It was Farring, Trask and the other plotters, reeking with
excitement. Their horses were wet from the fierceness with which they
had been ridden.
"Do not touch him! You have killed him!" she cried, striving to
shield the body from Farring's anxious touch.
"Killed him? Good God, Kate! where did you meet them!" cried
Farring, as Trask pulled her from Studdiford's side.
"Are you not dead?" she finally whispered to the men.
"We? He killed three of them—split their heads! But the wretches
put an arrow into him, after all. What a dreadful thing we have done!
Fairly tricked him to his death!" cried poor Trask.
"Then—then it was not you?" cried Kate.
"Heavens, no! We found the Indians dragging their dead from the
road, three miles back, and knew that something terrible had happened.
"Thank God! I am spared that! But he must not die—he shall not! I
love him. Do you hear? I love him!"
For three weeks the victim of that ill-fated trick hung between
life and death. Surgery was crude in the colonies, and the first
evidence of restoration was due more to his rugged constitution than
to the skill of his doctors. The poor fellow rolled and tossed upon
one of Mrs. Fortune's soft beds, oblivious to the kind offices of
those about him. They had taken him there at Kate's command, and she
had worn herself to a shadow with anguish, love and penitence. She
watched him by day and by night—in her restless dreams; her whole
existence was in the tossing victim of her folly. Every twitch of that
pain-stricken body seemed to show her that he was shrinking from her
in hatred. Her pretty face was white and drawn, the blue eyes dark and
pitiful, the merry mouth, plaintive in its hopelessness.
And those jovial tricksters—those who had jeered over his lack of
courage, the testing of which they had undertaken! They were smitten
by their own curses, haunted by their own shame. The fiery Trask, the
polished Farring, the ingenious Holmes, with all of Jamestown, prayed
for his recovery, and spared no pains to bring to life and health the
man who had won that which they had relinquished hope of having—
Kate's love. They were tender, sympathetic, helpful—true men and
Kate could not forget the look of disgust she had seen upon
Studdiford's face as he stood above her with the great sword in his
hand. His first thought had been to kill her!
Sitting beside him, bathing the fevered brow, caressing the rumpled
hair, holding his restless hands, she could feel her heart thumping
like lead, so heavy had it grown in the fear of his awakening.
Finally the doctors told her that he would recover, that the fever
was broken. Then came the day when he slept, cool and quiet, no trace
of fever, no sign of pain.
It was then that Kate forsook him, burying herself in her distant
room, guilty and heart-broken, fearing above all things on earth, the
first repellent glance he would bestow upon her. Once, while he slept,
she peered through his door, going back to her room and her spinning
with tears blinding the plaintive blue eyes.
At last, one day, her mother came from the Captain's room and said
to her gently:
"Kate, Captain Studdiford asks why you do not come to see him. He
tells me that for three days he has suffered because you have been so
unkind. Go to him, dear; he promises he will not plead his love if it
is so distasteful to you!"
Distasteful! The girl grew faint with wonder. Her limbs trembled,
her lips parted, her eyes blurred and her ears roared with the rush of
blood from her heart.
"Mother!" she whispered, at last, steadying herself against the
wall. "Are you sure, Mother?"
"That he wants you? My child, his eyes fill with tears when he
thinks of you. I have seen them moisten as he lies looking from the
But Kate was gone.
When Mrs. Fortune opened the door to the sick man's room soon
afterward she drew back quickly, closed it again, and, lifting her
eyes aloft, murmured:
"God make them happy!"
MR. HAMSHAW'S LOVE AFFAIR
Mr. Hamshaw was short, bald, pudgy—and fifty-seven. Besides all
this, he was a bachelor, and one jolly one, at the time when this
narrative opens. He lived in apartments pretty well downtown, where he
was looked after with scrupulous care by a Japanese valet and an Irish
"cook-lady." Mr. Hamshaw was forever discharging his valet and forever
re-engaging him. Sago persistently refused to leave at the hour set
for his departure, and Mr. Hamshaw finally came to discharge him every
evening in order that he might be sure to find him at his post in the
morning. Regularly, he would call Sago into the den, very red in the
face over some wholly imaginary provocation.
"This ends it, Sago! You go! I've stood it as long as I can—or
will. You leave the place tonight, sir—bag and baggage. I don't want
to see your face again. Understand?"
"Yes, sir; very well, sir" Sago would respond with perfect
equanimity. Sago engaged to be very, very English at such
"You go tonight."
"Yes, Mr. Hamshaw. May I ask what I have done to displease you,
"Never mind, sir! I'll tell you tomorrow. Don't bother me about it
today. And, say, if you don't press this dinner coat of mine before
tomorrow night I'll discharge you without a recommendation."
"Very good, sir."
Once when Sago threatened to leave unless Ellen, the cook, was
dismissed, poor Mr. Hamshaw had a most uncomfortable half-hour. Young
Mr. Goodrich from the bank was dining with him at the time. Now it was
quite as hard to get rid of Ellen, notwithstanding the fact that she
was constantly on the verge of leaving of her own accord, as it was to
discharge Sago. The host prayed down to his comfortable boots that the
threats of Sago might not grow louder than confidential hisses as he
passed behind his chair in the capacity of butler, but he was counting
without Ellen. There was a long, painful interval between courses, and
then Ellen marched in from the kitchen, majestically attired for the
"I beg your pardon, Mr. Hamshaw, but this time I go for fair. It's
aither me or the Chinee-"
"Blawst yer eyes!" snarled Sago in his very best English, mightily
"But, Ellen—" began Mr. Hamshaw, bowled over.
"Don't beg me to stay," she cried, glaring at Sago, who glared back
safely from behind Mr. Goodrich's chair. "The dago has insulted me for
the last toime. I'm sorry, sor, it had to come roight in the middle of
dinner, sor, but it couldn't wait."
"Can't you subdue yourself till morning, Ellen? It is—"
"I can subjue meself, sor, but who the divil is to subjue the
Malay? He's gone too far this—"
"I've only been doing my duty, sir," inserted Sago, drawing the
salad spoon through his hand very much as a Samurai would have drawn a
sword. "Ellen she—I mean her didn't—"
"Never mind, never mind," groaned Mr. Hamshaw, at bay. "You may
both go. I fire—I discharge both of you! I'm sure, Mr. Goodrich, you
will overlook this unfortunate—"
"Discharge me, sor?" half shrieked Ellen. "I never was discharged
from a place in me loife. I won't stand for it! I'll lave, but I'll
not be discharged. It's Sago that has to be discharged—not me."
"Discharge both of them, Mr. Hamshaw," advised Goodrich amiably. "I
know where you can get an excellent cook and—"
"Oh, you do, eh? With recommindations, too, I suppose!" sniffed
Ellen in a fine flare.
"The very best, my good woman."
"Well, I'd loike to see them," announced Ellen loyally. "No wan can
cook for Mr. Hamshaw unless she gives the best of characters."
"She's a Japanese woman," explained Mr. Goodrich, "and they're said
to be the best cooks in the world."
"The divil a step will I take out of this place to make way for a
haythen Jap." Shebegan taking off her hat. "I'll have the squab on in
a minute, Mr. Hamshaw, and I'll serve it, too." This last with a
deadly look at Sago. "He says he'll quit if I don't. Well, I don't!"
"Will you make the dressing for the salad, sir, or shall I?"
politely inquired Sago, ignoring Ellen completely.
"Have you decided to stay long enough for that purpose?" demanded
"I have given notice, sir, that Ellen has to go," said Sago
"And I refuse to go for the loikes of you," retorted Ellen with
"Then, Mr. Hamshaw, I shall remain until she does go. But go she
"I'll go when I get good and ready, Mr. Sago."
"We'll have the squab now, Sago," said Mr. Hamshaw.
"Very good, sir."
It was quite an old story among the members of the club, especially
those who knew Mr. Hamshaw intimately, that he had once felt the
inclination to take unto himself a wife. That, of course, was years
and years ago, and it is hardly necessary to remark that the young
woman, whoever she may have been, was not possessed of a responsive
inclination. Result: Mr. Hamshaw not only refrained from marrying any
one in all the subsequent years but astutely prevented any one from
marrying him. It was quite true that at fifty-seven he was not a thing
of beauty, but he had a heart of gold and was beloved by all the men
and children who knew him. Certainly it is quite doubtful if he could
have been all this had he married even the woman of his choice.
One day there came to the big apartment-house where lived Mr.
Hamshaw and his two servants a most uncommon hullabaloo and sensation.
It was an unheard-of proceeding for a tenant to move out of this
amiable and exclusive establishment, and naturally, it was impossible
for any one to move in. Of course, however, such contingencies as
births, weddings, and funerals could not be provided against, and it
was due entirely to the advent of a bride that the aforesaid uproar
occurred. A widower on the second floor took unto himself a widow, and
she was now being moved in with all her goods and chattels.
It would appear that the new Mrs. Gladding did not approve of her
husband's furniture, his servants, or his own flesh and blood. As a
consequence, they were departing jointly, and in their stead came
substitutes from her former apartments in Eads Avenue. Mr. Gladding's
two grown-up sons were shuffled off to bachelor quarters downtown and
their rooms were turned over to Mrs. Gladding's two grown-up
daughters—just out in society. The transfer was over at last, and, to
the intense gratification of Mr. Hamshaw, the big building saw the
last of its moving-vans, its plumbers and decorators, and the new
Gladdings were as quietly ensconced as the old had been. It was not
until the end of the second week thereafter that Mr. Hamshaw had his
first glimpse of the two debutantes—the young Misses Frost.
But that one glimpse was his undoing.
All those years of constancy to his original inclination were
blotted out as if by magic. His primeval affection was uprooted,
turned over, and then jolted unceremoniously out of existence. One
divided glimpse had restored vigour to his waning passion and it
flamed with all the fury of coals that have smouldered long and
lazily. The one distressing condition attached to this pleasant and
refreshing restoration was the fact that he succumbed not to one, but
to both of the Misses Frost—succumbed heartily and bodily, without
the faintest hope of discrimination. He was in love with both at first
sight. For the life of him he could not tell which he had seen first.
That very evening at the dinner hour he rode up and down in the
elevator no less than a dozen times, and each time as he passed the
second floor he hopefully but surreptitiously peered forth at the
Gladdings' door. Once the car stopped to take some one on at this
floor, and his dear old heart gave an enormous throb of anticipation,
turning to disappointment an instant later when a messenger-boy
"Find 'em at home?" asked the elevator-boy.
"Sure. Say, dey're wonders, ain't dey, dese society girls? I don't
blame people for sendin' 'em violets."
Mr. Hamshaw could have slain No. 329 for his familiarity, but lost
the opportunity in wondering what the young ladies would think if they
received 10,000 violets from an unnamed sender. For days, be it said
in all solemnity, Mr. Hamshaw waited and watched for glimpses of the
young ladies—princesses he was calling them down in the neighbourhood
of his rejuvenated heart. He neglected his business, ate at the most
irregular hours, and finally gave himself up to the astonishing habit
of walking up and down five flights of stairs. Sago and Ellen, united
in worrying over these idiosyncrasies, were troubled deep down in
The master took to standing out in front of the main entrance on
bitterly cold days, smoking cigar after cigar. He said, in
explanation, that it was unhealthy to smoke indoors. Twice in as many
weeks he had glimpses of the young ladies. On both occasions they
walked briskly past him with their pretty noses in the air. It was
evident that they disdained carriages and street cars, for they struck
off downtown with the stride of athletes.
"By Jove, they're fine specimens!" murmured Mr. Hamshaw, admiring
their bonny figures from the doorway.
It is quite natural that he should have kept his secret from Sago
and Ellen. Sooner would he have died than permit these staunch
guardians to grasp the whole truth concerning his—he even felt guilty
enough to call it "foolish"—infatuation. If the Misses Frost received
frequent offerings of rare violets from an unmentioned source they
were not so puzzled that they could find no one to thank even though
it surprised the innocent young man in the extreme. If they took
notice of the stout, bald old gentleman who shuffled his feet and
looked conscious when they strode past it was not for him to know at
that stage of the game. He felt so small after the weary weeks of
watching that he went and had himself weighed, devoutly certain that
he shrunk respectably. He even went in for a savage system of
training, calculated to reduce his avoirdupois.
One day, while he was swinging along through the park, a mile and a
half from home, trying to take off a few of the pounds that made him
impossible to the willowy Misses Frost, he unexpectedly came upon his
dual affinity. In his agitation he narrowly escaped being run down by
a base and unsympathetic cab operated by a profane person who seldom
shaved. As it was, he lost his hat. The wind whirled it over the
ground much faster than he could sprint, with all his training, and
brought it up against a bush in front of the young women. One of them
sprang forward and snatched it up before it could resume its flight.
Mr. Hamshaw came up puffing and confused, but radiant.
"Thank you, thank you, ever so much!" he panted. "Never mind the
dust. It's been dusty before. Besides, it's an old one. I have a
better one at home, and a silk—"
He brought himself up with a jerk, realising that he was jabbering
like a fool. The young women were polite and respectful. Not a sign of
derision appeared in their faces.
"Fierce wind, isn't it?" asked one of them, and it dawned instantly
upon him that she was the one he loved. He jammed his hat far down
upon his head, glancing, as he did so, at the other girl. She was
smiling genially, her face rosy from the wind her sister condemned,
and, with ruthless inconstancy, Mr. Hamshaw at once changed his mind.
She was the one.
"Pardon me for the liberty," he said, "but I am Mr. Hamshaw. We are
neighbours, you know. Live in the same building."
"Oh, is that so?" asked the taller of the two, and, to his dismay,
he saw that her surprise was genuine.
"Yes; you are on the second—I am on the sixth."
"Where the Jap is?" asked the shorter one.
"He's my valet."
"Funny little thing, isn't it?"
"An excellent servant, Miss—"
"Look out, there goes your lid again! I'll get it—my legs are
swifter than yours!" cried the tall athlete in petticoats, and off she
sailed in pursuit.
"You need some one to chase your hat for you, Mr. Hamshaw," said
the short one airily.
"Are you going our way?" asked the other, with a smile that could
have led him to perdition.
"To the end of the earth," he murmured gallantly.
For the next ten minutes he walked on air. His heart was so light
that it bobbed up and down like a fisherman's cork. He was not long in
discovering that the tall one was Mame and the short one Lou—short
for Marie and Louise, they explained on request!
"I see a good many boxes of flowers going up to your apartment,"
ventured Mr. Hamshaw, quite out of breath.
"Every day, and sometimes in between," said Marie.
"Ah, it's so nice to be popular!" he chirped. "And—and you can't
blame the men, either, you know."
"You can't thank them, either, if they don't enclose their cards.
Nearly every day there is a guessing match in the back parlour. It's
poor form to send flowers without a card."
"By George, they're fine girls!" reflected Mr. Hamshaw. "Healthy,
vigorous, full of life, and not a bit spoiled. Hang it all, I'm an ass
to act like this! But I can't help it. A man is never too old to learn
or to love. I'll play hob with some of these young dandies before I
get through. Hamshaw, you've got to win one of these girls. But which
one? There's the rub! It's awfully annoying!"
But it grew to be quite romantic. Mr. Hamshaw came to look upon
himself as an up-to-date Romeo. The young ladies did not offer him any
inducement to call upon them in their own home, but they frequently
walked with him in the park of afternoons, and were astonishingly
agreeable about candy, soda-water and matinees. Their reluctance to
lunch or dine with him downtown stamped them in his mind as something
most admirable. He quite understood. And their devotion to their sick
friend was truly beautiful. He never saw them but they were going to
visit her. Miss Louise naively informed him that they gave her some of
the violets he sent to them, but that she knew he wouldn't mind.
"Do you think she'd like it if I sent her some good books to read?"
asked he, quite delighted.
"Sure," replied Miss Marie.
"How very unconventional," beamed Mr. Hamshaw to himself. "Hang it
all, I wish I could decide between them! I think I'd look better with
the short one, but—"
One day his nephew, young Jimmy Sprang, met him on the street and
proceeded to twit him about his second childhood.
"What do you mean, sir?" demanded Mr. Hamshaw with great dignity
and a sinking heart.
"Who are the fairies you're trotting—"
"Stop, sir!" thundered Mr. Hamshaw. "Not another word, sir! They
are ladies, and not to be discussed by such a bounder as you."
At last Mr. Hamshaw decided to take Louise. "I'll tell her
tomorrow," he said to himself, quite sure that it was only necessary
to tell and not to ask. But that evening, just after returning from
the club, he saw something that troubled and harassed him not a
little. He saw and heard Sago talking to the Misses Frost—not only
talking but in a manner so familiar that it must have been extremely
nauseating to the cultured young women. The three were standing under
the electric light at the corner, and the young women instead of
appearing annoyed at the heathen's twaddle, seemed to be highly
amused. Only the greatest exercise of self-restraint kept Mr. Hamshaw
from kicking Sago into the middle of the next block.
Mr. Hamshaw was on the point of intervening when, to his utter
consternation, the two young women started off up the street with
Sago. To add to his misery, Sago did not come in at all that night. In
response to Mr. Hamshaw's savage inquiry, Ellen, who attended him the
next morning, said that Sago had gone to a dance on the West Side and
had not turned up. Mr. Hamshaw sat bolt upright in bed and then
The next afternoon he went home early, haggard and with a headache.
His confidence was not gone, however. After arranging himself
carefully—he refused to call for Sago—he boldly descended to the
second floor. Then he lost his nerve. Instead of ringing the Gladding
door-bell he walked on downstairs and out into the open air. At the
corner he came plump upon Mr. Gladding himself, the step-father of the
"How are you, Mr. Hamshaw? Fine weather we're having," greeted the
man from the second floor.
"I've just been to your flat," said Mr. Hamshaw.
"Indeed! Any one at home?"
"I don't know—that is, I didn't go in. You see—are you going home
now, Gladding, or downtown?"
"Home, of course. I've been downtown all day. Anything you wanted
to see me about, Mr. Hamshaw?"
"Oh, no—nothing important."
"Well, won't you come up with me now? By the way, I'd like you to
meet my wife and her daughters."
"I know your daughters, I believe."
"It is about one of them that I wish to speak with you, sir." They
were on the second-floor landing by this time. "May I come in?"
"Certainly," said Mr. Gladding.
Mr. Hamshaw sat stiff and uncomfortable on the divan while Mr.
Gladding rang for a maid. He also called down the hall to ask Mrs.
Gladding and the young ladies to come in and greet Mr. Hamshaw.
"Before they come," began the latter, fidgeting nervously, "I want
to say that I expect to marry Miss Frost. It's been hard work to
choose between them—"
"What are you talking about?" gasped the father.
"I know I've done a most reprehensible thing in courting them—I
mean her—in this manner, but, you see—"
At this juncture Mrs. Gladding entered the room, followed by two
strange young women—sleepy, tired, scrawny young women, who looked at
Mr. Hamshaw as if he were a sofa-cushion and nothing more.
"My wife—er—Mr. Hamshaw, and the Misses Frost," mumbled Mr.
Gladding, bowled over completely.
"What's that?" shouted Mr. Hamshaw, coming to his feet and toppling
over backward again. The others stared at him as if he were mad. "How
—how many have you—I mean, how many daughters are there?"
"Two!" exclaimed Mrs. Gladding, freezing up immediately. The
society young women relaxed into a giggle.
"Then—who—is this a joke?" gasped Mr. Hamshaw, perspiration
starting in torrents.
"What do you mean, sir?" demanded Mr. Gladding.
"Where are Marie and Louise?" murmured Mr. Hamshaw.
Just then a trim maid appeared in the doorway—white-capped and
"Did you ring, Ma'am?—Good Heavens!"
It was Marie!
Mr. Hamshaw fainted without more ado, and the apartment was in an
uproar. Everybody thought he was dead, and the Misses Frost promptly
duplicated his swooning act.
When Mr. Hamshaw opened his eyes, Marie was standing near by with
ammonia and wet towels.
"Where is Louise?" he asked weakly.
"She's went and married that awful little Jap of yours last night.
Here, take another sniff at this. Go on; don't be afraid of it. I've
give it to the young ladies regular for the last five years. What's
"Nothing—nothing," he whispered.
"You said something, sir."
"And you're not Miss Frost?"
"One of them scrawny—I beg pardon, sir! Did you think I was—"
"Well, if that's the case, I can tell you what I said a moment ago.
I said 'D—n it all!' Where am I?"
"At Mr. Gladding's, sir."
"Is Sago upstairs?"
"No, sir; they've gone to the matinee on their wedding trip, Mr.
It was not what Mr. Hamshaw said but the way he said it.
THE GREEN RUBY
He was a very good-looking chap—this Cannable who lived in the
civilised city of New Orleans. It is quite true that he came from an
island in the sea, but as that island is known to geographers, great
and small, as England, it is scarcely worth while to mention his
migration as an achievement of civilisation. Moreover, it was known
that he had eaten of human flesh, but it was not with the gusto of
those ancient Fijis who banqueted on salubrious sailors and munchable
ministers whenever they had the simultaneous chance and appetite.
He was one of three survivors of the ill-fated Graceby polar
expedition, and as such he had been obliged to subsist for some days
on whatsoever was set before him by the cook, a discreet but
overpowering person who certainly would have been the sole survivor if
the relief expedition had been delayed a few days longer. But that
portion of Mr. Cannable's history sounds much better in whispers and
it does not look pretty in print. He never repeated it of his own
accord. The newspapers told it for him when he was too weak and
exhausted to deny or affirm.
His uncle, Sir John Bolingbroke, sent him out from London soon
after his return from the frozen North to represent great financial
interests on the Cotton Exchange at New Orleans. For two years the
young man stuck manfully to his post in the southern city, but it was
an irksome restraint to one whose heart was turbulent with the love of
travel and adventure. Just at the time when he was ready to resign his
position and hie himself into the jungles of the Amazon on an
exploring expedition two things happened, either of which was in
itself sufficient to stay him for the while. In the first place, his
uncle died and left him two hundred thousand pounds in good English
money, and in the second place he met Agatha Holmes.
The two hundred thousand pounds, it is but just to say, might not
have kept him from the equator, but it is doubtful if all, much less
any specific portion of the globe, could have induced him to leave
Agatha Holmes. And so it was that Mr. James Cannable—for short
"Jimmy"— remained in New Orleans for many months, estimably employed
in the business of evolving a plan that might permit him to journey to
the world's end with two hundred thousand pounds in one hand and a
certain girl's future in the other.
The months and the plans were profitable, it seems, for one
splendid evening saw him at the altar-rail beside the fairest girl in
all the Southland, the queen of a thousand hearts. Agatha Holmes
became Mrs. Cannable, and thereby hangs a tale. It would appear, from
all the current but unpublished records of social Louisiana, that
Agatha had gone about shattering hearts in a most unintentional but
effective fashion up to the time Mr. Jimmy Cannable refused to be
routed. Certainly it is no blot upon this fair young coquette's fame
to admit that she had plighted herself to at least four ardent suitors
in days gone by, and it was equally her own affair if she took every
woman's privilege of shifting her fancy before she was ready to marry.
Unluckily for Agatha, however, she neglected to disengage herself
properly from the most recent suitor next before Mr. Cannable. So far
as that worthy was concerned the engagement still obtained, for he,
poor chap, was down in Patagonia somewhere surveying for railroads and
did not have the slightest means of ascertaining her change of
affection. How was he to know that she had married Jimmy Cannable, and
how was he to know that she had forgotten his very existence without a
single pang of remorse? He only knew that he had starved himself to
give her a diamond ring, to say nothing of the wonderful old ruby
heirloom that had been in the family for centuries.
He told her at parting that no power on earth could keep him from
some day reclaiming the heirloom and with it the hand of the girl who
was to wear it all her life.
One day, out of the past and up from the wilds, came the word that
Harry Green was on his way home after an absence of three years.
Agatha Holmes had been Mrs. Cannable for three months and she had
forgotten young Mr. Green as completely as if he never had been a part
of her memory. A cablegram addressed to Agatha Holmes one day was
delivered to Agatha Cannable. It simply said: "Am coming back at last
for the ruby. Harry," and it was sent from London. She found herself
wondering what he was doing in England and how long it would be before
he could reach New Orleans, but it did not dawn upon her for three
full days that he still imagined himself to be her tardy but accepted
fiance. Then in the fulness of her joy she sat down and laughed over
his amazement—perhaps his chagrin—when he learned that she was
another man's wife.
At first thought she decided to tell Jimmy the news, permitting him
to enjoy the fun as well, but the discretion which shapes woman's ends
forestalled the impulse. There was much she could not explain in
justice to herself, to say nothing of the other man who had gone away
with her in his heart. True, it may not have been difficult to hold
her immaculate in a heart surrounded by Patagonians, but there was
something disturbing in the fact that he had been constant, after all.
She recalled, with a slight shiver (which grew with time, by the way),
that she had sworn to kill herself rather than to marry any one but
Harry Green. It also came back to her memory that the hot-blooded
Harry had promised faithfully, though fiercely, that he would
accomplish that end for her in case she violated her oath.
It is sufficient to say that she was the most wretched young woman
in New Orleans by the time Harry Green landed in New York. He
telegraphed to her, announcing his arrival and his hasty departure for
the Southern metropolis. Somehow the slip of paper read like a death-
warrant to her peace of mind.
"How annoying it is to have an old affair revived like this," she
wailed to herself. "Why couldn't he, too, have married some one else?
How, in Heaven's name, will it end?" She thought of a thousand
subterfuges through which she might avoid seeing him, but put them all
aside with the recollection of his indomitable will. He would see her
sooner or later; the inevitable could not be avoided.
She finally took to her bed with daily headaches, distractedly but
stealthily studying a railroad time-table.
"He's leaving New York by this time. Good Heaven, he'll be in
Mobile by one o'clock tomorrow, Pass Christian a few minutes
later—oh, dear, I wonder if he will be terribly violent! Jimmy is
noticing, too. He says I'm ill. He wants to take me to California, but
I don't dare—I don't dare! Harry Green would be sure to follow. I
know him—oh, how well I know him! He would—"
A servant came in to announce that Miss Carrithers was down stairs.
"Ask her to come up," sighed Agatha. "I'll tell her myself that I
don't want to see her, but it won't mean anything to Betty. She'll
stay all morning."
"Yes, ma'am," agreed the maid as she hurried away. A moment later
Miss Carrithers fairly bounded into the darkened bed-chamber, her face
full of excitement.
"Have you heard?" she gasped, dropping upon the side of the bed.
"Harry Green's coming home. He's in New York now. Joe Pierce had a
"Yes, I know," said Agatha drearily.
"Have you heard from him—you?" demanded Miss Betty in
amazement—and some little concern.
"Of course, Betty; why shouldn't I?" irritably.
"Oh, I suppose it's all right," said the other dubiously. "I was
only thinking of the—of the old days."
"Betty," said Mrs. Cannable, sitting up suddenly and grasping her
friend's hand, "I'm the most wretched creature on earth. I don't know
what I'm to do."
"Is it about—about Harry Green?" "Yes. You see, dear, he—he
doesn't know I'm married."
"Goodness, Agatha! You don't mean he—he still thinks you are
engaged to marry him?"
"That's just it, Betty. I didn't tell him—in fact, I had forgotten
all about him, away down there in Patagonia, wherever it is. He—"
"And, oh, he was so terribly in love with you—and you with him,
"No, no; don't say that. It was so foolish. Besides, he's been gone
nearly three years. How could he expect me to wait all that time? I
haven't had a letter from him for more than a year. I counted it up
"Does Jimmy Cannable know about—him?"
"I don't know and I'm afraid to ask."
"Harry's a frightfully determined person," mused Betty Carrithers
"He swore I should be his wife if we waited a thousand years."
"That's the one thing in your favour. When they swear such things
as that they can't possibly mean all they say," said Miss Betty
sagely. She was the prettiest and most popular girl in town, but she
was a wise body for all that. Her trim little figure was surcharged
with a magnetism that thrilled one to the very core; her brown eyes
danced ruthlessly through one's most stubborn defences; her smile and
her frown were the thermometers by which masculine emotions could be
gauged at a glance. "It will be rather difficult to face him, won't
"Betty, it's simply impossible! Think of Harry Green waiting all
these years, believing in me, as constant as the sun—and then to find
I've married some one else. You know I love Jimmy Cannable with all my
heart. I can't bear the thought of what might happen if he and Harry
quarrelled about—about those old days."
"Don't cry—don't be a goose! It's the commonest thing in the
world. Every girl has had dozens of affairs."
"I know, but not just like this one. My husband wants to take me to
California. I wish—oh, how I wish I could go! But Harry would follow
—I know he'll be merciless."
Miss Carrithers was thoughtful for several minutes, paying slight
heed to the doleful sobs from the bed.
"I'll tell you what, Agatha," she said at last; "I believe this
affair can be managed easily enough if you will just leave town."
"Oh, Betty!" sitting up and looking at her friend hopefully.
"Of course, I never had a chance at Harry Green. You monopolised
him. I liked him immensely—from a distance. You go away, and let me
explain the situation to him."
It was the straw that the drowning person grasps, and Mrs. Cannable
clutched it with a shriek of delight. She poured her story into the
ears of her too loyal friend, who smiled confidently in response to
Miss Carrithers did not exchange confidences, however; she merely
gave promises to do her best. She was shrewd enough to know that if
she confessed to Agatha that she had cared for Harry Green—from a
distance—that capricious and perverse young person would have
declined to retire from the field of strife. After all, Betty admitted
to herself, it was not wholly a service of sacrifice she was granting
her friend. There was something of a selfish motive in her loyalty.
"I'll love you forever if you will explain everything and send him
away," said Agatha in the end.
"At least, I shall explain everything," agreed Betty complacently.
Agatha blushed consciously as she drew a small diamond from among
those on her fingers.
"I didn't know his address, so you see I couldn't send it back to
him," she explained. "And, Betty, if you'll hand me my jewel box I'll
ask you to return that—er—you remember my old ruby pendant!"
"Was—that—did he give it to you?"
"Yes. You don't know how I hate to give it up. Isn't it beautiful?"
She reluctantly let the ruby slip from her fingers into those of her
"Perfectly gorgeous," said Betty, fastening it about her neck and
surveying herself in the cheval glass. "I'd give anything if it
belonged to me."
"Now, excuse me a minute, dear. I'll telephone to Jimmy and tell
him we'll start for California tonight. Harry gets here tomorrow at
4:45 on the limited."
"You can be well out of the way by that time," said pretty Miss
Carrithers with a smile.
"And now, Betty, you will send him back to Patagonia, won't you?"
"I'll keep him away from California, my dear, that's all."
Miss Carrithers sat in her carriage outside the railroad station,
waiting for the train that was to bring Harry Green into New Orleans.
Outwardly she was cool, placid; inwardly she was a fever of emotions.
He had telegraphed the time of his arrival to Agatha; Betty received
and read the message. Mr. and Mrs. Cannable were miles westward,
hurrying to California. It was one thing to say she would take certain
responsibilities off the hands of the bride; it was altogether another
proposition to sit there and wait for the man she had admired for four
or five years with a constancy that surprised even herself. Her
reflections at this specific hour were scarcely definable. Chief among
them was a doubt—this doubt: Would Harry Green remember her? It
seemed such an absurd doubt that she laughed at it—and yet cultivated
it with distracting persistency.
The train was ten minutes late. A newsboy had made two trips to the
train-board in quest of information. When the big locomotive finally
thundered and hissed its way to a stand-still near the gates, Canal
Street seemed to have become a maze of indefinite avenues, so dizzy
had she grown of a sudden. Her eyes searched the throng that swept
through the .gates; at last she saw him approaching.
She had expected a tired, worn man, unfashionably dressed,
eager-eyed and wistful. Instead, the tall fellow who came forth was
attired in the most modern English garments; he was brown,
fresh-faced, keen-eyed and prosperous looking. The same old Harry
Green grown stronger, handsomer, more polished. His black eyes were
sweeping the street anxiously as if in search of some one. He did not
see Betty Carrithers, and her heart sank.
Behind him stalked two gigantic negroes. They were the centre of
all observation. People stared at the blacks who carried Harry Green's
bags as if they were looking upon creatures just out of an Arabian
Night's tale. Nearly seven feet tall and of Herculean proportions were
these giants. It is no wonder that the crowd gaped and felt something
like awe mingling with curiosity.
Mr. Green, erstwhile Patagonian surveyor, started at the sound of a
soft voice close at hand, a voice in which grateful surprise was
"Why, Harry Green! How do you do!" He turned and beheld Miss
Carrithers. She was leaning forward in her carriage, her little gloved
hand extended toward him impulsively. She was amazed to see a look of
relief flash in his eyes. His smile was broad and wholesome as he
gripped the little hand in a mighty brown one.
"Betty Carrithers!" he exclaimed. "Now, this is like home! By
George, you haven't changed a bit."
"Don't you think so!" She flushed. "It's been several years, you
know. A woman can change terribly in—"
"Ah, but you've just changed into a woman."
"And what a man you've grown to be," admiringly.
"I hope so. Patagonia would make a man of any one. Are you
expecting some one?"
"I was; but I see every one has come out. Won't you let me take you
up town? Goodness, who are those awful giants that stand over there
all the time like guards?"
"They're from Patagonia. Call them anything you like; they don't
understand English. They are my men of all work. Thanks, I will ride
up with you. Tell him to stop at the St. Charles." Then he turned and
spoke to the giants, who solemnly nodded their heads and climbed into
a cab close by. Green seated himself beside Miss Carrithers. There was
a hunted look in his eyes and a nervous tremor in his voice. "A sort
of bodyguard, as it were, Betty. By the way, you haven't seen Agatha
Holmes, have you? I telegraphed to her."
Miss Carrithers had braced herself for this question and she also
had prepared an answer. She could not look at his face, however,
despite her determination.
"Agatha Holmes! Is it possible you haven't heard? Don't you know
that —that she is married?"
She knew in her heart it was a cruel blow, but it was the best way,
after all. Instinctively she felt that he had ceased breathing, that
his body was stiffening under the shock, that his eyes were staring at
her unbelievingly. Imagine her surprise, even consternation, when,
after a breathless moment, his tremendous sigh of relief was followed
by the most cheerful of remarks.
"Good Lord!" he fairly gasped, "that simplifies matters!"
She turned like a flash and found his face radiant with joy. It was
hard for her to believe her own senses. He actually was rejoicing; she
had expected him to groan with despair. It is no wonder that her plan
of action was demolished on the instant; it is not surprising that
every vestige of resourcefulness was swept away by this amazing
reverse. She stared at him so pathetically, so helplessly, that he
"I know what you're thinking," he said, and there was no mistaking
the lightness of his heart. "I don't blame you for being shocked if
you thought I had come back to such a fate as you evidently pictured.
Betty, by Jove, you'll never know how happy you've made me!"
"I—I am surprised. Agatha told me that you—you—"
"And she's really married? Never mind what she told you. It doesn't
matter now. Is she happy?"
"She adores her husband—young Jimmy Cannable. You know him. She
will be crazy with joy, Harry, when she finds out that you, too, are
happy. She was half mad with remorse and all that. It will—"
"Heavens, Betty, I thought I was the remorseful one. By George, I
love you for telling me this!"
A shocking suspicion hurtled through her brain.
"You mean, there is—another woman?" she said with a brave effort.
She even smiled accusingly.
"Some day I'll tell you all about it," he said evasively. "I—I
suppose it would be all right for me to go round and call on Agatha
"She is not in town. California," said Betty.
"Great Scott! In California?" The dismay in his face was even
greater than the relief of the moment before.
"Not exactly. She's on her way."
"By George, I wonder if I can catch her by wire? I must—I really
must see her." He was so agitated that she observed beads of
perspiration starting on his brow. She was mystified beyond
description. Was he, after all, she found herself wondering, playing a
part? Was it in his crafty heart to follow and kill Agatha Holmes!"
"Oh, no,—you can't do that," she protested quickly. "Won't
you—come out to dinner tonight?" she added somewhat confusedly. "We
can talk over old times."
"Thanks, Betty, but I can't." At the same time he glanced uneasily
at a cab which drove along close behind them.
"You were going to call upon Agatha," she pouted.
"But not at dinner-time," he said, mopping his brow. "I'll come up
about nine, if I may."
He came at nine, a trifle out of breath and uneasy in his manner.
The great Green ruby hung from the chain that encircled Betty's slim,
pretty neck. Its soft red eye glowed like a coal against the white
skin, but if she thought to surprise him with it, she was to be
disappointed. He did not look at it.
She did not know at the time that a giant Patagonian stood beneath
the gas lamp at the corner above the Carrithers mansion in St. Charles
Avenue. His gaunt, dark face was turned toward her doorway and his
fierce eyes seemed to bore holes through the solid oak.
"I can't stay very late," he said almost as he responded to the
greeting. "Confounded business engagement. Where is Agatha to stay in
"I don't know. It wasn't decided. Perhaps they'll go to Japan."
"You seem terribly interested, for a man who doesn't care," she
"I should say I am interested—but not in the way you think." After
a moment's reflection, as he stood looking down upon her, he went on
excitedly, "I'll tell you something, Betty. You're a good sort, and
you can keep a secret as long as any woman—which isn't long, of
course. But it will be long enough for me to get out of town first. I
must go to California tomorrow. Wait! Don't look like that! I'm not
going to annoy Agatha. She'll understand when she hears what I have to
say. Have you ever noticed the ruby pendant that she wears—or wore,
"The big one she called her 'coal of fire' because it burned her
conscience so terribly? Yes."
"Well, I gave it to her. I've just got to have it back. That's the
whole story. That's what I'm here for. That's why that awful black
devil is standing out there on the corner. See him? Under the gas
lamp?" He drew the curtains aside and she peeped out. "He's waiting
"What does it mean?" she cried, with a nameless dread creeping over
"He is there in the interest of my father-in-law," said Mr. Green.
"You—-your father-in-law?" she gasped, staring at him wildly.
"Yes—my wife's father," he said somewhat plaintively. He sat down
near her, a nervous unsettled look in his eyes. She felt her heart
turn cold; something seemed to be tightening about her throat. The
light of hope that had been fanning began to flicker its way to
"You are married?" came from her stiff lips.
"Yes," he replied doggedly. "A year ago, Betty. I—I did not write
to Agatha about it because I—I hoped that she'd never know how false
I was to my promise. But, she's done the same thing; that takes a
terrible load off my mind. I feared that I might find her waiting, you
know. It would have been hard to break it to her, don't you see?"
To his amazement, she laughed shrilly, almost hysterically. In the
flash of a moment's time, her feeling toward Harry Green began to
undergo a change. It was not due to the realisation that she had lost
all hope of having him for her own; it was, instead, the discovery
that her small girlish love for him had been the most trivial of
infatuations and not real passion. She laughed because she had pitied
Agatha and Green and herself; she laughed, moreover, in memory of her
deliberate eagerness to assume Agatha's burdens for purely selfish
"I know it's amusing to you," he agreed with a wry smile.
"Everything amused you, as I remember, Betty. Do you remember that
night in Condit's conservatory when you and I were hiding from—"
"Don't, please!" she objected, catching her breath painfully. "I
was a foolish girl then, Harry. But tell me all about your—your wife.
I am crazy to know."
He looked involuntarily toward the window before replying; she
observed the hunted look in his eyes and wondered.
"There isn't much to tell. She lives in Patagonia," he said,
somewhat sullenly. Then he glanced at his watch.
"What! Is she a—a native?" she cried.
"She was born there, but—Good Lord, you don't think she's black?"
"Or even a giantess," she smiled.
"She's white, of course, and she's no bigger than you, Betty. She
isn't as pretty, I'll have to say that. But let's talk about something
else. How am I to catch Agatha? It's imperative. 'Gad, it's life or
"What do you mean?" she asked, startled.
He swallowed painfully two or three times as he scraped the edge of
the rug with his foot, looking down all the while.
"Well, you see, it's this way. I've married into a rather queer
family. My—my wife's most damnably jealous."
"That isn't very queer, is it?"
"She has a queer way of being jealous, that's all. Somehow she's
got it into her head that there's another woman up here in North
"Oh, I begin to see. And, of course, there isn't?"
"Certainly not. I love my wife."
"Good for you, Harry. I didn't think it of you," she said with a
smile which he did not understand.
"Oh, I say, Betty, you are making fun of me."
"On the contrary, I'm just beginning to treat you seriously."
"I suppose I owe some sort of an explanation in connection with my
remark about jealousy. It's due my wife."
"May I ask where she is at present?"
"She's on the range in Patagonia. I—I couldn't bring her here, you
know. Betty, I want you to help me with Agatha. She's got that ruby
and I simply have to get it back again. I'll tell you all about—about
my marriage. Perhaps you'll understand. You see, I meant to be true to
Agatha. But it was so cursed lonesome down there—worse than Siberia
or mid-ocean. We were surveying near the west coast—rotten country—
and I met her at her father's place. You see, they raise cattle and
all that sort of thing there. Her old man—I should say Mr. Grimes—is
the cattle king of Patagonia. He's worth a couple of millions easy.
Well, to make a long story short, we all fell in love with Pansy—the
whole engineering corps—and I won out. She's the only child and she's
motherless. The old man idolises her. She's fairly good-looking and—
well, she's being educated by private tutors from Buenos Aires. I'm
not a cad to tell you. She's pure gold in spite of her environment."
"No doubt, if she's surrounded by millions."
"Don't be sarcastic. Some day she'll come in for the old man's
money. She'll be educated by that time and as good as anybody. Then
we'll come back to the States and she'll—well, you'll see. The only
trouble is that she thinks there's a woman up here that I loved before
I loved her. One day, shortly after we were married, she found a
photograph of Agatha which I'd always carried around in my trunk. It
was the picture in which she wore the Green ruby. Don't you remember
it? "Well, you can't imagine how she carried on. She acted like a
sav—but I won't say it. She has had no advantages—yet, and she's a
bit untrained in the ways of the world. Of course, she hated Agatha's
face because it was beautiful. She complained to the old man. The
worst of it all is that I had already shown her a picture of the ruby,
taken from that eastern magazine, and she recognised it as the one on
Agatha's neck. "Well, you should have heard the old—my father-in-law!
"What did he say?" asked Betty, pitying him.
"I can't repeat it. He went on at a fearful rate about fellows of
my stripe having wives in other parts of the world, and he was in a
condition to commit murder before he got through. It all ended with a
monstrous demand from my wife. She commanded me to produce the
pendant. By George, Betty, I was in a frightful mess!
"I could only say it was in New Orleans. The old man looked holes
through me and said he'd give me four months in which to produce it.
Anything that Pansy demanded he'd see that she got it, if he had to
shoot his way to it. You ought to see him! And, incidentally, she can
shoot like Buffalo Bill herself. She shot a gaucho through the neck
half a mile away."
"Yes—a cowherder. Hang it, everybody carries a gun down there. Now
you know why I'm here. The old man said if I didn't bring that ruby to
my wife in a given time he'd find me and shoot me full of holes. She
loves me, but she said she'd do the same thing. I've just got to have
that ruby. They mean it."
"You poor boy," said Betty scornfully. "And I was feeling so sorry
for you because of Agatha."
"It's no joke, Betty. These big blacks are my servants for
appearance's sake only. They are in reality my keepers. The old man
sent them along to see that I did come back, one way or another.
They'd just as soon throttle me as eat."
"It would be easy to lose them up here, I should say."
"Well, I reckon you don't know a Patagonian. They can scent like a
bloodhound and they never give up. Those fellows are here to attend to
me, and they'll do it, never fear. Either one of them could thrash
half the police in New Orleans. They are terrible! There's no escape
from them. I'd thought of something desperate but—but Grimes himself
is to be reckoned with. Sometimes I—I almost wish I hadn't won out."
"But think of the millions."
"The only thing I can think of, Betty, is that miserable ruby. I've
got to recover it and sail for South America inside of ten days. And
she's in California! Did you ever hear of such luck?"
Betty Carrithers walked over and looked from the window. The giant
black was still under the street lamp and she could not repress a
shudder as she glanced from time to time to the man on the couch. A
feeling of pity arose in her breast. Harry Green was unworthy, after
all. He was not what he had seemed to be to her in those days of her
teens. He was no longer an idol; her worshipful hours were ended.
Instead, he was a weak, cringing being in the guise of a strong
attractive man; he had been even more false than Agatha, and he had
not the excuse of love to offer in extenuation. Pity and loathing
fought for supremacy. Something was shattered, and she felt lonely yet
relieved. Strangely, she seemed content in the discovery.
He was leaning forward, staring blankly at the rug, when she turned
to resume her seat. A haggard face was raised to hers and his hand
trembled as he jerked out his watch for the fourth time since entering
"I'm a bit nervous," said he. "Time flies."
"Do you remember the fairy princesses of your childhood books?" she
asked suddenly. "What would you say if one should quickly appear in
"What do you mean?"
"Outside stands the terrible ogre, ready to eat you up. Permit me
to appear before you as the fairy princess. I can save you from death.
My only regret is that I can not provide you with an enchanted
tapestry, to waft you back to your lady love in the beautiful land of
Patagonia. Here, behold! I restore to you the wonderful ruby!"
She unclasped the chain and dropped the great jewel into his
shaking hand. He turned deathly white and then leaped up with a shout
of incredulous joy. A hundred questions flew to his lips, faster than
she could answer. She allowed him to babble on disjointedly for some
"Isn't it sufficient that I restore it to you? Why ask questions?
It was my commission to do this thing. I'll confess it hasn't happened
just as I anticipated, but what of that? Doubtless you recall this
ring also. I think it signified an engagement. Take it. There may come
a day when it will be ornamental as well as useful to your wife." He
accepted the solitaire which she drew from her finger. His face was a
"Betty," he said, puzzled and helpless, "it—it isn't possible that
it was you instead of Agatha that I gave these things to? I had
typhoid fever down there. There are a lot of things I don't remember
since then. It wasn't you, of course."
She laughed in his perplexed face—a good-humoured, buoyant laugh.
"If you can't remember, Harry, I shan't enlighten you. You have the
ruby, isn't that enough?"
Ten minutes later he said good-bye to her and sallied forth into
the night. She stood in the window and watched the huge sentinel
stride off behind him like a gaunt shadow which could not be shaken
off. That figure and another like it were to cling to his heels until
he came to his journey's end. She smiled and shook her head pityingly
as Harry Green passed out of her life at the corner below.
In her own room shortly afterward she took an old photograph from a
drawer, looked at it a moment with a smile on her lips, and then tore
it into many pieces.
"The strangest part of it is that I don't seem to mind," she said
to herself, and that night she slept peacefully.
THE GLOAMING GHOSTS
Gloaming had been the home of the Gloames for two centuries at
least. Late in the seventeenth century one of the forebears acquired
the picturesque acres in Virginia and they have not been without a
Gloame as master since that time. At the time when the incidents to be
related in this story transpired, Colonel Cassady Gloame was the owner
of the famous old estate and he was lord of the countryside. The power
of the ancient Gloames was not confined to the rural parts of that
vast district in southern Virginia; it was dominant in the county
seats for miles around. But that is neither here nor there. The reader
knows the traditional influence of every old Virginia family. It is
like the royal household of an eastern monarchy. It leads, dominates,
and sets the pace for all its little universe. No one cares to learn
that the Gloames were the first family of them all; it does not matter
especially that old Sir Henry settled there nearly a hundred years
before the Revolution; it is simple history that some of the Gloames
who followed after him fought like tigers for the country in one war
and just as hard against it in another. Let it be understood that
Gloaming was two centuries old and that there was no fairer, prouder
name in all Virginia than that which had been handed down to Colonel
Cassady Gloame, the last of the race.
The rambling old house that faced the river was known from one end
of the state to the other, not only for its age, but for its
hospitality. The Gloames, whether wild or sedate, had always been
famous for the warmth of their hearts. The blood was blue and the
hearts were true, is what the world said of the Gloames. The years had
made but little change in the seat of the Gloames. The mansion, except
for the repairs that time demanded, was virtually the same as in the
days of old Sir Henry. Nine generations of Gloames had begun life in
the picturesque old house and it had been the pride of each. It had
borne good Americans and blue Virginians. The architecture, like its
children, seemed perennial. Time made few inroads upon the character
of its lines. Its furnishings and its treasures were almost as
antique. Decrepit age alone was responsible for the retirement of
historic bits of furniture. The plate was as old as the hills, the
service as venerable. Gloaming looked to be the
great-great-grand-parent of every other habitation in the valley.
Colonel Cassady Gloame was the last of the long and illustrious
race. He was going to the grave childless; the name would end with
him. True, he would doubtless leave a widow, but what is a widow when
one figures on the perpetuation of a name? The Colonel was far past
sixty, his wife barely twenty-five. He loved her devotedly and it is
only just to say that she esteemed him more highly than any other man
in all the world. But there would be no children.
Mrs. Gloame, beautiful, cultured, gay as a butterfly, was the
daughter of Judge Garrison of New York. She had been married for five
years and she was not yet tired of the yoke. Her youth was cheerfully,
loyally given over to the task of making age a joy instead of a burden
to this gallant old Virginian. She was a veritable queen in this
little Virginia kingdom. Though she was from the North, they loved her
in the South; they loved her for the same reason that inspired old
Colonel Gloame to give his heart and honour to her keeping—because
they could not help it.
The Christmas holidays were always a season of great merriment at
Gloaming. There never had been a Christmas Eve without festivities in
the good old home of the Gloames. Sometimes, in the long array of
years, there may have been sorrow and grief and trouble in the hearts
of the inmates, but all such was dissipated when the Christmas bells
began to ring. Even that terrible tragedy in the winter of 1769 lifted
its shadow long enough to permit the usual happiness to shine through
all the last week of the dying year.
There was always a genial house party in holiday times, and
Gloaming rang free with the pleasures of the light-hearted. The
Colonel himself was the merriest of the merry-makers, second only in
enthusiasm to the sunny young wife from the North. The night of
December 24, 1897, found the old mansion crowded with guests, most of
whom were spending the week with the Gloames. There had been dancing
and music and games, and eleven o'clock brought fatigue for even the
liveliest of the guests. It was then that pretty Louise Kelly, of the
Major Kellys of Richmond, peremptorily commanded the Colonel to tell
the oft-told tale of the Gloaming Ghosts.
"Come to order," she cried to the guests in the double parlours.
"Colonel Gloame is going to tell us about those dear old ghosts."
"Now, my dear Louise, I've told that story times without number to
every soul in this house," remonstrated the Colonel. "You, to my
certain knowledge have been an attentive listener for one hundred and
nine times. Even though it brings upon my head the weight of your
wrath, I must positively decline to—"
"You have nothing to say about it, Colonel Gloame," declared Miss
Kelly definitely. "The first thing required of a soldier is duty. It
is your duty to obey when commanded by the officer of the night. In
the first place, you've not told the story to every one here.
Lieutenant King has just confessed that he never has heard of the
Gloaming Ghosts and, furthermore, he laughed when I told him that you
boasted of real, live ghosts more than a hundred years old."
"Oh, we are very proud of our ghosts, Lieutenant King," cried Mrs.
"I imagined that people lived in some terror of ghosts," ventured
King, a young West Pointer.
"You couldn't drag the Colonel into the south wing up-stairs with a
whole regiment of cavalry horses," said old Mr. Gordon, the Colonel's
"Tush," remonstrated the Colonel.
"There's a real ghost, a white lady who walks on air, who spends
her time in the room whose windows look out over the low lands along
the river," piped up little Miss Gordon, a grand-daughter in very
"How romantic," laughed the Lieutenant.
The Colonel, despite his customary remonstrances, would not have
missed telling the story for worlds. He liked to be coaxed. He was in
his element when the score or more of eager guests, old and young,
crowded into the room about him and implored him to go on with the
"It's a mighty threadbare sort of a ghost we have here, my dear
Lieutenant," he admitted at last, and there was a sigh of contentment
from the lips of many. They knew the story would be forthcoming. "Poor
old thing, I've told about her so often I'm afraid she'll refuse to
come and visit us any more."
At this juncture, young Mr. Gates Garrison strolled leisurely into
the room, coming from the dining-room where he had lingered with the
apples and cider and doughnuts. He was a tall, fair young fellow of
twenty-four, a year younger than his sister, the pretty Mrs. Gloame,
and a senior in Columbia College. The Colonel stood with his back to
the blazing grate, confronting the crowd of eager listeners, who had
dragged chairs and settees and cushions from all parts of the house to
prepare the auditorium.
"Come here, Gates, and hear the ghost story," cried his sister,
making room between herself and Miss Kelly.
"Same old story?" inquired the law student, stifling a yawn.
"Of course; come and sit between us."
"Oh, I'm not afraid of ghosts," replied Gates indifferently.
Miss Kelly looked daggers through her tender blue eyes.
"I wonder what that boy has on his mind?" murmured Mrs. Gloame
"Nothing," responded Miss Kelly, sweetly. But the Colonel was
"Whatever you may think of this story," he began, "I can assure you
that there is a very deep mystery attached to Gloaming and as I cannot
offer the faintest explanation except to call your attention to the
supernatural conditions which exist, I am obliged to admit that I, for
one, firmly believe the house is haunted. For several generations the
Gloame family, to an individual, has believed in the ghost of the
south wing and our faith cannot be shaken. We have the evidence of our
ears, our eyes, and of all who have undertaken to explode the theory.
I'll be just as brief as possible, Major Harper, so you need not look
at your wife's watch. My great-great-grandfather, Godfrey Gloame, was
born in this house and he brought a beautiful bride here when he was
married twenty-five years afterward. He was, as are all the Gloames, a
Virginian of the old type, and he was a fire-eater, so the family
records say. When he was married it was to a young lady of wealth and
position in the North—a very gay and, if I must say it, a
particularly—ah!—unsatisfactory mistress of a home." "What could you
expect of a Yankee wife?" asked young Garrison, tantalisingly.
"They were different in those days," responded the grey old
narrator, with a smile for his wife. "My great-great-grandmother was a
beautiful woman, and she was well aware of that fact. Her husband was
a jealous devil, as unreasonable as a jackass, and as stubborn as an
ox. To make a long story short, after they had been married five years
and had seen enough of the connubial hell to drive them both out of
mind, he took a sudden fancy that she was false to him. A young
Virginian, in fact, the very man who stood up with him at the wedding,
was a frequent visitor at this house and was a decided favourite with
my maternal ancestor. Godfrey went to drinking rather heavily, simply
because he found it impossible to discover anything wrong in his
wife's conduct—I may say that he had watched her, too, ladies and
gentlemen. Being too honourable to accuse her of infidelity without
having actual proof, he suffered in silence and his cups, all the time
allowing the gap between them to grow wider and wider. One night he
came home from Richmond late and saw his friend, Harry Heminway,
leaving the place on horseback. Inflamed by jealousy, and drink, too,
I reckon, he dashed up to his wife's room. I do not know what
followed, for no one ever knew, but the next mornin' they found her
dead on the bed, her throat cut from ear to ear in a most dreadful
manner. He was dead on the floor, the same knife sticking in his
breast. Their son, my great-grand-father, the famous General George W.
Gloame, then a child of three, was lying on the bed with his mother,
"What beautiful nerves that kid must have had," muttered Gates.
"And did they never hang the murderer?" asked Lieutenant King.
"Good heavens, no! Didn't I say he had jabbed the knife into his
own heart? How could they hang him? Well, all this happened in that
room at the far end of the south wing—it's always locked now and has
been for a hundred and thirty years. The furniture stands just as it
was when that pair occupied the apartment. Now comes the strange part
of the story."
"Ugh!" interrupted Miss Kelly, with a shudder. "Just hear how the
wind whistles around the house. It positively gives me the shivers."
"Well, within a week after the murder queer things began to happen
in that room," the Colonel went on. "Odd noises were to be heard,
muffled screams came from behind the closed doors, and finally the
people who lived here saw the white, ghostly form of my
great-great-grandmother moving about in the room and in the halls.
Ever since that time her spirit can be seen up there, for it comes
around once in a while to see if anybody desecrates the room by trying
to sleep in it. With my own eyes I have seen it—dozens of times.
Since my marriage it has not been here, but I expect it almost any
George Washington appeared suddenly in the hall door and his
stentorian though eminently respectable tones startled the entire
assemblage, the Colonel included. There were a dozen little feminine
shrieks and more than one man caught his breath sharply. George
Washington was the butler at Gloaming.
"Majah Harpeh's kerridge, sah," he announced obsequiously.
"Oh, I'm so glad," gasped Miss Kelly, mightily relieved. Then, in
confusion: "I mean, Mrs. Harper, that I'm glad it isn't the ghost, you
Half an hour later the parlours were deserted, except for the
presence of a tall young man with a far-away, dissatisfied look in his
eyes. In all the spare bed chambers guests were preparing for bed.
Young Garrison had said good night to all of them and remained below
stairs to commune with himself at the midnight hour.
For many minutes he sat before the fireplace, staring moodily at
the flames. Gates Garrison admitted reluctantly that it was all very
nice at Gloaming, that it was "a bully place to spend the holidays and
all that, you know," but for a very well-defined reason he was wishing
they were over and he was back in New York once more. He was in love.
It is not unusual for a young man of his age to be desperately in love
and it is by no means unusual that he should be in love with the most
impossible of persons. Gates Garrison's affections at this period of
his life were the property in fee simple of a very pretty and
decidedly popular member of the chorus at Weber Field's. After
convincing himself that he was quite alone in the huge old parlour,
the hopeless Mr. Garrison guiltily drew from the inside pocket of his
coat a thick and scrawly letter. Then he did things to this letter
that in after years he would blush to acknowledge, if they remained a
part of his memory. He kissed the scribble—undeniably. Then, with
rapt eyes, he reread the lengthy missive from "Dolly." It had come in
the morning mail and he had read it a dozen times. The reader is left
to conjecture just what the letter contained. Mr. Garrison's thoughts
were running something like this:
"Lord, if my sister knew about you, Dolly, she'd have so many fits
that you couldn't count them. They think I'm an absolute stick when it
comes to girls. If they only knew! What the deuce did I do with that
photograph—ah, here it is. Inside vest pocket, left-hand side—just
where it belongs."
He pulled a small photograph from his vest pocket and sat gazing at
it rapturously. It was the portrait of the fair Dolly in tights. After
a long scrutiny of this rather picturesque product of nature and the
photographer, he arose and, with a sigh, turned off all the lights in
the room, still holding the picture in his hand. The fire in the grate
was now the only means of illumination in the parlour and the halls
were dark. Reconsidering his impulse to go to bed, he threw himself in
a chair before the grate, his elbow resting on the mahogany table at
its right. There he devoted himself to—dreams. A wave of cold air
crossing his back brought him from dreamland.
"Some one must have left a door open," he grumbled. He looked up
and down the hall and then resumed his seat before the fire. A moment
later the chilly draft struck him again. "Confound it! There's a devil
of a draft from somewhere. It goes clean through me. Must be a crack
in the floor. That's the trouble with these shacks that somebody's
grandfather built before the flood." He vigorously poked up the fire
and drew his chair a little closer to the circle of warmth.
Had he turned his head for an instant as he sat down he could have
seen that he was not alone in the room. A tall, shadowy woman in white
was standing in the hall door, looking pensively in upon him. For a
full minute she stood there, hesitating between modesty and curiosity,
and then turned as if to glide away.
Reconsidering, she smiled defiantly and more or less nervously, and
then turned back into the room. Of course, he did not hear her as she
approached. The mere fact that her filmy white dress was of the
fashion in vogue before the Revolution should prove her identity to
the reader. She was the Gloaming Ghost.
Gates Garrison was softly, tenderly addressing the photograph of
the airy but not ethereal Dolly. The words were not for the ears of
others. Even the infatuated lover would have despised the strain of
softness in his tones had he known there was a hearer.
"If you could but speak to me," he was saying to the picture,
"you'd make me happy, I know. You'd tell me that you love me. You'd
tell me that you hate that meddlesome old man Ellison. You've got it
just as bad as I have, haven't you, Dolly?"
"What a real woman she seems to be," exclaimed a soft silvery voice
at his shoulder. Garrison whirled and looked up into the beautiful
face of the ghost.
"Great Heaven!" he gasped, struggling to his feet, his eyes riveted
to the face of the wraith.
"Only a part of it, my dear sir," corrected the ghost, with a rare
smile in which courage struggled with diffidence. "Dear me, why do you
stare at me so rudely?"
She was standing directly before him now, tall and straight. He was
hanging to the mantelpiece, almost speechless.
"Who—what in Heaven's name are you?" he cried.
"Why, don't you know me? I am Mrs. Godfrey Gloame," she replied, a
touch of resentment in her voice.
"That's what they call me," she admitted sadly. "It's such a horrid
thing to be called, too. In reality, I'm merely a visitor from another
world. There are many more of my kind in this room at this instant,
sir, but you cannot see them. They are visible to me, however. If it
interests you in the least, I can tell you that you are surrounded by
ghosts. Please don't run! They can not hurt you. Why should they, even
if they could? What a big, strong man you are to be afraid of such
perfectly harmless, docile beings as we. Over in that corner, looking
from the window, stands my daughter-in-law, Mrs. George Gloame. I saw
her husband, my son, sitting in the hallway as I came through. Judging
from their attitudes, they've had another of those horrid quarrels. I
hope you'll pardon me for disturbing you. You looked so lonely I
couldn't resist the desire to come in and see. you as I was passing."
Gates was regaining his composure rapidly. The first uncanny shock
was wearing off and he was confessing to himself that there was
nothing to fear in the spectral bit of loveliness.
"I—I'm sure I appreciate the honour," he said, bowing low.
"Permit me to introduce myself," she went on, and he marvelled at
her charm of manner. "I am the great-great-grandmother of Cassady
Gloame, and the daughter of Van Rensselaer Brevoort, of New York. He
is a millionaire."
"He must be a pretty old millionaire by this time, isn't he?"
"Oh, poor papa has been dead for a hundred and one years."
"Indeed? He isn't here, is he? I'm getting so I don't mind you in
the least but I'd rather not meet any male—er—ghosts, if you
please." Mrs. Godfrey Gloame laughed unrestrainedly.
"Don't you know that we are nothing but spectral air?" she cried
"Ah, since you speak of it, I did feel your draft when you came
in," he said. "But, if you will pardon me, Mrs. Gloame, there is
something uncanny about you just the same. You'll admit that, I'm
sure. How would you have felt when you were in the flesh to have had a
horrible ghost suddenly walk in upon you?" "Oh, I am horrible, am I?"
she said as she leaned toward him with an entrancing smile.
"Heavens, no!" he retracted. "You are a marvel of beauty. I don't
wonder that your husband was jealous." She did not appear to have
heard the last remark.
"How I used to live in terror of ghosts," she cried, looking about
apprehensively. "Would you believe it, sir, up to the time I was
married I could not bear the thought of being left alone in the house
for a single minute of the night. The darkness, the mystic flicker of
the lights, the stillness seemed to swarm with spirits—Oh, you don't
know how I suffered with the fear of them."
"And after you got married—what then?"
"I soon had material spirits to contend with."
"That is an extremely personal inquiry, sir."
"I beg pardon if I have overstepped the bounds of politeness."
"I may as well tell you that my husband drank terribly. It's all
over the country anyhow, I hear."
"The Gloame pedigree says that you drove him to it."
"I know that is what the Gloames claim, but it is a shameless
slander. My poor, dear husband has told me since that he was wrong and
he would give all he has on earth to set me aright in that hateful old
pedigree. The poor fellow killed himself, you doubtless know. I was
never so shocked in my life as when I heard that he had committed such
a brutal act." Mrs. Gloame was looking sadly, reminiscently into the
fire and there was a trace of tears in her voice.
"But, my dear madam, didn't he begin by slaying you?" exclaimed
Gates in surprise.
"To be sure, he did destroy me first or I might have kept him from
committing the awful crime of suicide," she said, despondently.
"But murder is so much worse than suicide," expostulated Garrison.
"We hang men for murder, you know."
"I've a notion that it would be difficult to hang them for suicide.
But you are quite wrong in your estimation of the crime. You do not
know what it is to be murdered, I presume."
"Nor what it is to commit suicide? Well, let me advise you, judging
from what I know of the hereafter, get murdered in preference to
committing suicide. I'd even suggest that you commit murder, if you
are determined to do anything rash."
"And be hanged for it!" laughed Gates.
"You can be hanged or be d——d, just as you like," she said
meaningly. "I wish you could talk to my husband if you are thinking of
doing anything of the kind. I'm sure your young love affairs must be
getting to the suicide stage by this time."
"But I don't want to kill anybody, much less myself. Oh, I beg your
pardon," he cried suddenly. "Pray have a chair, Mrs. Gloame. It was
unpardonable in me to let you remain standing so long. I've been a
trifle knocked out, I mean disconcerted. That's my only excuse."
"You are not expected to know anything about ghost etiquette," she
said sweetly, dropping into a chair at the side of the table farthest
from the fire. Garrison had some fear that her vapoury figure might
sink through the chair, but he was agreeably surprised to find that it
did not. Mrs. Gloame leaned back with a sigh of contentment and
deliberately crossed her pretty feet on the fender.
"Won't you sit nearer to the fire?" lie asked. "It's very cold
tonight and you must be chilled to the bone. You are not dressed for
cold weather." She was attired in a low-necked and sleeveless gown.
"I'm not at all cold and, besides, I did not bring my bones with
me." He resumed his seat at the opposite side of the table. "Have you
come far tonight?"
"From the graveyard a mile down the river. It is a beautiful
cemetery, isn't it?"
"I am quite a stranger in these parts. Besides, I'm not partial to
"Oh, dear me," she cried, in confusion. "The idea of my sitting
here talking to a total stranger all this time. You must think me
"I am the bold one, madam. It's my first experience, you know, and
I think I'm doing pretty well, don't you? By the way, Mrs. Gloame, my
name is Gates Garrison, of New York, and my sister is the present Mrs.
"The pretty young thing with the old Gloame husband?"
"Can't say she's pretty, you. know. She's my sister."
"I passed her in the hall tonight."
"The dev—the deuce you did!" cried Gates, coming to his feet in
alarm. "Then she must be lying out there in a dead faint." He was
starting for the door when she recalled him.
"Oh, she did not see me. She merely shivered and asked a servant to
close the door. An ill wind seems to be a north wind, so far as ghosts
are concerned," she concluded pathetically. "So you are from New York.
Dear New York; I haven't been there in a hundred and thirty-five
years, I dare say. One in my position rather loses count of the years,
you know. I suppose the place is greatly changed. And your lady-love
lives there, too, I see."
"My lady-love?" demanded Gates, taken back.
"Yes, the girl who is so well dressed from her shoulders up," with
a tantalising smile.
"You mean—this?" he asked, turning a fiery red as he tried to slip
the picture of Dolly under a book.
"Let me see it, please. Who is she?" He was ashamed, but he held
out the picture. A poorly disguised look of disgust crossed the
startled features of Mrs. Godfrey Gloame.
"She's—a friend of the Colonel's," said Gates promptly.
"I should think his wife would do well to be on her guard. This is
the first time I ever saw such a costume. In my day a woman would not
have dared to do such a thing. Don't you know her?"
"Oh, casually," answered he, looking away.
"I'm glad to hear that. She is nothing to you, then?"
He shook his head in fine disdain.
"I don't care much for you men in these days, Mr. Garrison," she
"You're not complimentary."
"When I compare the men of my day—men like Godfrey—with the men
of today, I thank Heaven I had the honour to be killed by a gentleman.
You don't know how many unhappy wives I meet in the cemetery."
"Well, there are no women like you in this day, either. You are
beautiful, glorious," he cried, leaning toward her eagerly. She shrank
back with a laugh, holding her hands between his face and her own.
"How lovely," she sighed. "But keep away, please."
"Well, I should say," he exclaimed, his teeth almost chattering, so
cold was the air that fanned his face. "I never got such a frost from
a woman in all my life."
"If my husband had heard your words of flattery he would have
created a terrible disturbance. He was fearfully jealous—a perfect
devil when the spell came over him."
"A devil then and a devil now, I may infer."
"Oh, no; you do him an injustice. Godfrey really was an angel, and
if he had not killed himself I think he would not now be in such an
uncertain position. He is still on probation, you see."
"Between two fires, as it were."
"I think not. The last time I saw him he was shivering."
"I don't wonder," said Gates, ruefully, recalling the chill of a
moment since. "Does he ever come here?"
"Not often. There are so many unpleasant associations, he says. It
was here that the funeral took place and he has expressed very strong
exceptions to the sermon of a minister who alluded to him as an
unfortunate victim of his own folly. The idea! It would have been
folly, indeed, for Godfrey to have lived after I was dead. Every woman
in Virginia would have been crazy to marry him. And then one of the
pall-bearers did not suit him. He had cheated Godfrey in a horse
trade, I think."
"I should like to have known Godfrey Gloame."
"You would have admired him. He was the best pistol shot, the
bravest man in all Virginia. Three times he fought duels, coming off
victorious each time. He would have been an ideal husband if he had
not been so indolent, so dissipated, and so absurdly jealous of Harry
Heminway. I shall never forgive him for killing me on account of poor
"Is that why he killed you?" asked Gates eagerly.
"He said so at the time, but he was sorry for it afterward. That is
usually the way with jealous men."
"Whew!" exclaimed the man, starting up. "There's another draft,
didn't you feel it?"
"It is my husband coming, I know his footstep," she said
delightedly, looking toward the door.
"Holy smoke!" cried Gates, in alarm.
"Don't let him hear you speak of smoke. He is very touchy about it
just now. Ah, come in, Godfrey, dear."
She crossed to the door to meet the tall, grey young man in the
eighteenth century costume, Garrison looking on with open mouth, and
Godfrey Gloame was a handsome fellow, albeit he was as transparent
as glass. His hair was powdered with all the care of a dandy and his
garments hung properly upon his frame. He kissed his wife and then
glared at young Mr. Garrison.
"Who is this man, Beatrice?" he demanded, his hand going to his
sword hilt. Mrs. Gloame caught the hand and there was passionate
entreaty in her eyes. "Speak, woman! What are you doing here with him
at this time of night?"
"Now, don't he cross, Godfrey," she pleaded. "It's only Mr.
"And who the devil is Mr. Garrison?"
"What a very disagreeable ghost," muttered Gates, remembering that
ghosts are harmless.
Mrs. Gloame led the unruly Godfrey up to the table and, in a
delightfully old-fashioned way, introduced the two gentlemen.
"Mr. Garrison is the brother of my successor, the present mistress
of Gloaming," she said.
"And a devilish pretty woman, too. I've seen her frequently. By the
way, I stopped in her bedchamber as I came through. But that's neither
here or there. What are you doing here with this young whipper-
"Let me explain, Mr. Gloame," began Gates hastily.
"I desire no explanation from you, sah," interposed Godfrey,
towering with dignity. "You would explain just as all men do under
like circumstances. Beatrice, I demand satisfaction."
"Be rational, Godfrey, for once in your life. It is beneath my
dignity to respond to your insult," said Mrs. Gloame proudly.
"Good for you, Mrs. Gloame," cried Garrison approvingly. "You would
be a bully actress."
"Sah, you insult my wife by that remark," roared Godfrey Gloame,
and this time the sword was unsheathed.
"Oh, I'm not afraid of you, old chap," said Gates bravely. "You're
nothing but wind, you know. Be calm and have a chair by the fire. Your
wife says you have chills."
"I do not require an invitation to sit down in my own house, sah. I
am Godfrey Gloame, sah, of Gloaming, sah."
"You mean you were—you are now his shade," said Gates. "Ah, that's
the word I've been trying to think of—shade! You are shades—that's
it—shades, not ghosts. Yes, Mr. Gloame, I've heard all about your
taking off and I am sure that you were a bit too hasty. You had no
license to be jealous of your wife—she assures me of it, and from
what I've seen of her I'd be willing to believe anything she says."
"Ah, too true, too true! I always was and always will be a fool. It
was she who should have slain me. Will you ever forgive me, Beatrice,
forgive me fully?" said Godfrey, in deep penitence.
"I can forgive everything but the fact that you were so shockingly
drunk the night you killed us," said she, taking his hands in hers.
"Oh, that was an awful spree! My head aches to think of it."
"It was not the murder I condemn so much as the condition you were
in when you did it," she complained. "Mr. Garrison, you do not know
how humiliating it is to be killed by a man who is too drunk to know
where the jugular vein is located. My neck was slashed—oh,
"Yes, my dear sah, if I must admit it, I did it in a most bungling
mannah," admitted her husband. "Usually I am very careful in matters
of importance, and I am only able to attribute the really indecent
butchery to the last few sups I took from General Bannard's demijohn.
My hand was very unsteady, wasn't it, dearest?"
"Miserably so. See, Mr. Garrison, on my neck you can see the five
scars, indications of his ruthlessness. One stroke should have been
sufficient, a doctor told me afterwards. This one, the last,—do you
see it? Well, it was the only capable stroke of them all. Just think
of having to go through eternity with these awful scars on my neck.
And it was beautiful, too, wasn't it, Godfrey?"
Garrison thought it must have been the prettiest neck ever given to
"Divine!" cried Mr. Gloame warmly. "My dear sah, there never lived
a woman who had the arms, the neck, and shoulders that my wife
possessed. I speak reservedly, too, sah, for since my demise I have
seen thousands. A shade has some privileges, you know."
"Godfrey Gloame!" cried his wife, suspiciously. "What have you been
doing? Have you been snooping into the privacy of—"
"Now, my dear girl, do not be too hasty in your conclusions. You'll
observe, Mr. Garrison, that I am not the only jealous one. I have
merely seen some shoulders. Very ordinary ones, too, I'll say. Oh, I
am again reminded that I want an explanation for your damnably
improper conduct tonight, madam. This thing of meeting a man here at
twelve o'clock is—"
"Goodness!" cried Mrs. Gloame anxiously. "It is not twelve, is it!
I must hasten away by a quarter after twelve."
"It lacks considerable of that hour," said Gates. Turning to
Godfrey Gloame, who was leaning against the mantel, he went on to
explain: "You see, sir, I was reading here and your wife dropped
in—blew in, I might say—all without my knowledge, very much as you
did. She had had no invitation, we had made no date—I mean
arrangement—and I was paralysed at first. Your wife is a perfect
stranger to me. There is a disparity in our ages that ought to protect
her. I am twenty-four and she is at least a hundred and fifty."
"Sir! I am but twenty-five!" exclaimed Mrs. Gloame indignantly.
"Madam, I must remind you that you have a great-great-grandson in
Colonel Gloame the present, who, by the way, is very proud of his
ancestry. But pardon my jesting, please. Would you like a little
brandy or a glass of wine? It is a cold night, even for shades. Let me
prepare a toddy—it won't take a minute, and I know how to get up a
cracker-jack. New thing in all of the New York clubs."
After a moment of indecision the two Gloames sank into chairs
beside the table. Godfrey waved his hand pleasantly, courteously, to
the young New Yorker.
"My dear sah," he said, "your explanation of this rather
unaccountable situation is entirely acceptable. I see the position
clearly, just as it is, and I humbly apologise for afflicting you with
an insinuation. Beatrice, I crave your forgiveness again. Your proffer
of the toddy, Mr. Garrison, is timely and I should be happy to place
my approval upon your particular concoction."
"Godfrey," cried his wife in distress, "you swore you would never
drink another drop."
"But this shall be the last," he pleaded, "so help me—so help me—
Garrison set to work with the Colonel's decanters, concocting a
brew over the spirit lamp, the two wraiths looking on in silent
"How like you Mr. Garrison is, Godfrey," said Mrs. Gloame.
"Except the water, my dear," agreed Godfrey, taking it for granted
that she referred to his ability to mix drinks. "Do you use the water
to cleanse the goblet, Mr. Garrison?"
"Chief ingredient, Mr. Gloame," explained Gates, and Godfrey's
heart sank heavily.
"By the way, have a cigarette while I am busy with this."
He tossed his cigarette case to Godfrey, who inspected it and the
"Are they to smoke, sah?"
"Certainly, light up, if Mrs. Gloame doesn't object."
"It used to be we had nothing but tobacco to smoke," said Godfrey
Gloame, lighting a cigarette from a coal in the grate.
"Will it make him ill?" asked Mrs. Gloame. "He has a very frail
"I think the smoke will mix very nicely with his stomach," said
Gates. "For want of something better to say, I'll ask you how you
spent the summer."
"For my part, I stayed at home with the old complaint: nothing to
wear," said Mrs. Gloame. "I am curious to know where my husband was,
"Well, I didn't need anything to wear," said he, naively. "My
summer was spent a long way from heaven, and I have just this much to
say to you mortals: you did not know what you were talking about when
you said that the past summer was hotter than—excuse me, Beatrice; I
almost uttered a word that I never use in the presence of a lady."
"You don't mean to say you have gone to—to—oh, you poor boy!"
cried Mrs. Gloame, throwing her arms about her husband's neck.
"Not yet, dearest," said Godfrey consolingly. "I was merely
spending a season with an old friend, Harry Heminway. He asked about
you and I told him you were so far above him that he ought to be
ashamed to utter your name. Ah, Mr. Garrison has finished the toddy."
Garrison ceremoniously filled the goblets and handed them to his
guests. Godfrey Gloame arose grandly, holding his glass aloft.
"Well, Mr. Garrison," he said, "I can only say to you that I am
glad to have met you and that I am sincerely sorry we have not been
friends before. You have given us a very pleasant evening, quite
unexpectedly, and I drink to your very good health." "Hold, sir!"
cried Gates. "I am sure you will allow me to suggest an amendment. Let
us drink to the everlasting joy of the fair woman who is your wife.
May her shadow never grow less."
"Thank you," said she, "I bid you drink, gentlemen, and share the
joy with me. Ah!" as she set the goblet down, "that is delicious."
"Superb!" cried her husband. "My dear sah, it thrills me, it sends
a warmth through me that I have not experienced in a hundred and
thirty- five years. How long do you expect to remain at Gloaming?"
"One week longer."
"I shall come again if you will but prepare another like this."
"You swore that this would be your last, Godfrey; are you as
vacillating as ever!" cried his wife.
"I—oh, dearest, a few of these won't hurt me—you know they
won't," came earnestly from the other wraith.
"If you touch another I shall despise you forever and forever," she
cried firmly. "Take your choice, Godfrey Gloame."
"It's plain that I am doomed to eternal punishment, whichever way
you put it," mourned poor Godfrey. "Take away the glasses, Mr.
Garrison. I'll no more of it if my wife so disposes."
"Noble fellow," said Gates. "Have another cigarette!"
"Stay! I have heard that they are worse than liquor," objected Mrs.
"I don't know but you are right," supplemented Gates.
"But I must have some sort of a vice, dear," pleaded poor Godfrey.
"Vice may be fashionable on earth, but if that's the case it was
fashion that ruined us, you'll remember, Godfrey," she reminded him.
"That's worth thinking about," mused Garrison. "There is something
deep in that observation. You spooks are—"
"'Spooks!" cried the Gloames, arising in deep resentment.
"I mean shades," apologised Gates. "You do say—"
"Pardon me," interrupted Godfrey, nervously, "but can you tell me
what time it is?"
"Ten minutes after twelve, sir." "Oh, we must be going," cried Mrs.
"What's the rush?" demanded Gates.
"We cannot stay out after twelve-fifteen, sah. We get an extra
fifteen minutes on Christmas Eve, you know," explained Godfrey.
"We are led to believe that you stay out till the cock crows," said
"Oh, these absurd superstitions," cried Mrs. Gloame merrily. "How
ignorant the people are. Are you going my way, Godfrey?"
"Yes, dear, and I care not what the direction may be. Good-night,
"Good-night," added the beautiful Mrs. Gloame," and a Merry
Christmas. I sincerely hope we have not annoyed you."
"I have never enjoyed anything so hugely. No one will believe me
when I tell this story at the club. Merry Christmas to both of you.
You'll come again, won't you?"
They were at the door and looking back at him.
"If you care to come to the room in the south wing, you will find
me there at most any time, Mr. Garrison," was her parting invitation.
Gates was positive he heard Godfrey swear softly as they glided away
in the darkness.
And no one did believe him when he told the story at the club.
WHEN GIRL MEETS GIRL
At a glance one would have said that they were desperadoes—the two
of them. The one who stood outside the shadow of the black, low-lying
wall was a brawny, sinister-looking woman whose age might have been
fifty or it might have been thirty, so deceptive was the countenance
she bore. Her companion, a short, heavily built creature, slunk
farther back into the protecting shadows and betrayed unmistakable
signs of nervousness, not to say fear. At the corner below a
shuddering automobile purred its ugly song, the driver sitting far
back in the shelter of the top, her eyes fixed steadily upon the two
who lurked in the shadow of the wall that surrounded the almost
deserted club house. The woman who drove the car manifestly was of a
station in life far removed from those who stood watch near the
opening in the hedge-topped wall that gave entrance to the grounds of
the Faraway Country Club. Muffled and goggled as she was, it was
easily to be seen that she was of a more delicate, aristocratic mould
than the others, and yet they were all of a single mind. They were
engaged in a joint adventure, the character of which could not be
The taller of the two women suddenly darted into the shadow,
gripping the arm of her companion with a hand of iron.
"Sh! Here he comes. Remember now, Brown: no faltering. He's alone.
Don't lose your nerve, woman."
"I'm new at this sort of thing, Quinlan," whispered the other
nervously. "I don't like it."
"You're not supposed to like it, but you've got to see it through,
just the same. Stand ready, and do what I told you. I'll take care of
A young man, tall and graceful, came swinging down the shrub-lined
walk, whistling a gay little air, far from suspecting the peril that
awaited him at the gate below. His cheery farewell shout to friends on
the club-house veranda had been answered by joyous voices. It was
"Better wait awhile, old man," some one had called after him. "It's
bound to rain cats and dogs before you get to the trolley."
"A little water won't hurt me," he had shouted back. "So long,
When he passed through the gate, under the single electric light
that showed the way, and turned swiftly into the dark lane,
threatening rolls of thunder already smote the air and faint flashes
of lightning shot through the black, starless sky. A gust of wind blew
a great swirl of dust from the roadway, filling his eyes and half
blinding him. As he bent his half-turned body against the growing
hurricane, a pair of strong arms seized him from behind; almost
simultaneously a thick blanket from which arose the odour of
chloroform was thrown over his head and drawn tight. Shrill, sibilant
whispers came to his ears as he struggled vainly to free himself from
those who held him.
Some one hissed: "Don't hit him, you fool! Don't spoil his face!"
He remembered kicking viciously, and that his foot struck against
something hard and resisting. A suppressed screech of pain and rage
rewarded the final conscious effort on his part. Very hazily he
realised that he was being dragged swiftly over the ground, for miles
it seemed to him, then came what appeared to be a fall from a great
height, after which his senses left him.
The automobile leaped forward, swerved perilously at the sharp
curve below the club gate and rushed off into the very teeth of the
storm, guided by the firm, resolute hands of the woman at the wheel.
Once, when they had traversed a mile or more of the now drenched
and slippery road, the woman who drove the car in its mad flight—
unmistakably the master-mind in this enterprise—called back over her
shoulder to the twain who held watch over the captive in the tonneau:
"Is he regaining consciousness? Don't let him go too long."
"He's all right, ma'am," said the taller of the two ruffians,
bending her ear to the captive's breast. "Fit as a fiddle."
"Say, we'll get twenty years for this if we're nabbed," growled the
burly one called Brown. "Kidnapping is a serious business—"
"Hold your tongue!" cried the woman at the wheel.
"Well, I'm only telling you," grumbled Brown, nervously
straightening her black sailor.
"It isn't necessary to tell me," said the driver. Her voice, high
and shrill in battle with the storm, was that of a person of breeding
and refinement, in marked contrast to the rough, coarse tones of her
Mile after mile the big machine raced along the rain-swept highway,
back from the Hudson and into the hills. Not once did the firm hand on
the wheel relax, not once did the heart of the leader in this daring
plot lose courage. Few are the men who would have undertaken this
hazardous trip through the storm, few men with the courage or the
At last, the car whirled into a narrow, almost unseen lane, and,
going more cautiously over the treacherous ruts and stones, made its
way through the forest for the matter of a mile or two, coming to a
stop finally in front of a low, rambling house in which lights gleamed
from two windows on the ground floor.
The two strong-armed hirelings dragged their still inert prisoner
from the car, and, without a word, carried him up the walk to the
house, following close upon the heels of their mistress.
A gaunt old woman opened the door to admit the party, then closed
it behind them.
Two days passed before Cuthbert Reynolds, one of the most popular
and one of the wealthiest young men in New York, was missed from his
usual haunts, and then the city rang with the news that he had
disappeared as completely as if the earth had opened to swallow him in
a hungry, capacious maw.
Heir to a vast estate, unusually clever for one so markedly
handsome, beloved by half the marriageable young women in the smartest
circles, he was a figure whose every movement was likely to be
observed by those who affected his society and who profited by his
position. When he failed to appear at his rooms in Madison Avenue,—he
had no business occupation and therefore no office down town,—his
valet, after waiting for twenty-four hours, called up several of his
friends on the telephone to make inquiries. Later on, the police were
brought into the case. Then the newspapers took up the mystery, and by
nightfall of the third day the whole city was talking about the
Those whilom friends who had shouted good-bye to him from the
country club veranda were questioned with rigid firmness by the
authorities. They could throw no light upon the mystery. The unusual
circumstance of his returning to town by trolley instead of by motor
was easily explained. His automobile had been tampered with in the
club garage and rendered unfit to use. The other men were not going
into town that night, but offered him the use of their cars. He
preferred the trolley, which made connections with the subway, and
they permitted him to go as he elected.
Naturally the police undertook to question his friends of an
opposite sex. It was known that many of them were avowedly interested
in him and that he had had numerous offers of marriage during the
spring months of the year, all of which, so far as could be learned,
he had declined to consider. As for possessing evil associates among
women, there was no one who could charge him with being aught but a
man of the most spotless character. No one, man or woman, had ever
spoken ill of him in that respect. The police, to whom nothing is
sacred, strove for several days to discover some secret liaison which
might have escaped the notice of his devoted friends (and the more
devoted one's friends are, the more they love to speculate on his
misdemeanours), but without avail. His record was as clear as a blank
page. There was not a red spot on it.
Gradually it dawned upon every one that there was something really
tragic in his disappearance. Those who at first scoffed at the idea of
foul play, choosing to believe that he was merely keeping himself in
seclusion in order that he might escape for the while from the notably
fatiguing attentions of certain persistent admirers, came at last to
regard the situation in the nature of a calamity. Eligible young men
took alarm, and were seldom seen in the streets except in pairs or
trios, each fearing the same mysterious and as yet unexplained fate of
the incomparable Reynolds. Few went about unattended after nightfall.
Most of them were rigidly guarded by devoted admirers of an opposite
sex. It was no uncommon thing to see a young man in the company of
three or four resolute protectors.
In the meantime, Reynolds' relations had the reservoir dredged, the
Hudson raked, the Harlem scooped, and all of the sinister byways of
the metropolis searched as with a fine-tooth comb. A vast reward was
offered for the return of the young man, dead, or alive or maimed. The
posters said that $100,000 would be paid to any one giving information
which might lead to the apprehension of those who had made way with
him. The Young Women's Society for the Prevention of Manslaughter
drafted resolutions excoriating the police department, and advocating
wholesale rewriting of the law.
The loveliest of Cuthbert's admirers was Linda Blake, and the most
unheralded. No one regarded her as a favourite rival, for no one took
the slightest notice of her. The daughter of a merchant princess, she
was somewhat beyond the pale, according to custom, and while she was
an extremely pretty young woman she was still shy and lamentably
modest. As third corresponding secretary of the Spinsters' League she
was put upon dreadfully by four fifths of the members and seldom had a
moment of her own in which to declare herself to be anything more than
a drudge in the movement to establish equality among God's images. She
had little time for social achievements and but little opportunity to
escape from the Spinsters' League by the means looked upon as most
efficacious. She loved Cuthbert Reynolds, but she was denied the
privilege of declaring her love to him because she seldom got near
enough to be seen by the popular bachelor, much less to speak to him
except to pass the time of day or to hear him reply that his programme
was full or that his mother was feeling better.
She had but three automobiles, whereas her haughty rivals possessed
a dozen or more.
And yet it was Linda Blake who took the right and proper way to
solve the mystery attending the disappearance of Cuthbert Reynolds,
the pet of all the ladies.
Let us now return to Reynolds, whom we left on the threshold of
that mysterious house in the hills back of Tarrytown. When he regained
his senses—he knew not how long he had been unconscious—found
himself in a small, illy furnished bed-chamber. The bed on which he
was lying stood over against a window in which there were strong iron
bars. For a long time he lay there wondering where he could be and how
he came to be in this unfamiliar place. There was a racking pain in
his head, a weakness in his limbs that alarmed him. Once, in his
callow days, he had been intoxicated. He recalled feeling pretty much
the same as he felt now, the day after that ribald supper party at
Maxim's. Moreover, he had a vague recollection of iron bars but no
such bed as this.
As he lay there racking his brain for a solution to the mystery, a
key rasped in the door across the room. He turned his head. A gas jet
above the wretched little washstand lighted the room but poorly. The
door opened slowly. A tall, ungainly woman entered the room—a
creature with a sallow, weather-beaten face and a perpetual leer.
"Where am I?" demanded he.
The woman stared at him for a moment and then turned away. The door
closed swiftly behind her, and the key grated in the lock. He
floundered from the bed and staggered to the door, grasping the knob
in his eager, shaking hand.
"Open up, confound you!" he cried out. The only response was the
fast diminishing tread of heavy footsteps on a stairway outside. He
tried the window bars. The night was black outside; a cool drizzle
blew against his face as he peered into the Stygian darkness. Baffled
in his attempt to wrench the bars away, he shouted at the top of his
voice, hoping that some passer-by—some good Samaritan—would hear his
cry and come to his relief. Some one laughed out there in the night; a
low, coarse laugh that chilled him to the bone.
He looked at his watch. The hour was three. With his watch in his
hand, he came to realise that robbery had not been the motive of those
who held him here. His purse and its contents were in his pocket; his
scarf pin and his gold cigarette ease were not missing. Lighting a
cigarette, he sat down upon the edge of the bed to ruminate.
Suddenly his ear caught the sound of soft footsteps outside the
door. They ceased abruptly. He had the uncanny feeling that some one
was peeping through the keyhole. He smiled at the thought of how
embarrassing it might have been.
"Get away from there!" he shouted loudly. There came the
unmistakable sound of some one catching breath sharply and the
creaking of a loose board in the floor. "A woman," he reflected with a
"If this is a joke, I don't appreciate it," he said to himself,
looking at himself in the mirror. After adjusting his disarranged
necktie and brushing his hair, he sat down in the low rocker to await
He had not long to wait. A resolute tread sounded on the stairway,
and a moment afterward the door was thrown open to admit the tall
athletic figure of a very handsome young woman. Reynolds leaped to his
feet in amazement.
"Miss Crouch!" he cried, clutching the back of the chair. A slow
flush of anger mounted to his brow. "Are you responsible for this
She smiled. "I expected to hear you call it an outrage," she said
"Well, outrage, if it pleases you. What does it mean?"
She crossed the room and stood directly in front of him, still
smiling. He did not flinch, but the light in her eyes was most
"It means, my dear Cuthbert, that you are in my power at last.
You'll not leave this house alive, unless you go forth as my husband."
He stared at her in utter amazement. "Your husband? My God, woman,
have you no pride?"
"Bushels of it," she said.
"But I have refused to marry you at least a half-dozen times. That
ought to be ample proof that I don't love you. To be perfectly brutal
about it, I despise you."
"Thanks for the confidence, but it will do you no good. I am not
the sort of woman to be thwarted, once my mind and heart are fixed on
a thing. Whether you like it or not, you shall be my husband before
you're a day older."
"Never!" he exclaimed, his eyes flashing.
Before he could make a move to defend himself, she clasped him in
her strong, young arms and was raining passionate kisses upon his
lips, his brow, his cheek.
Weak from the effects of the chloroform, his struggles were futile.
He would have struck her had there been a weapon handy.
"I'll die before I'll marry you, Elinor Crouch," he shouted,
freeing himself at last.
"We'll see about that," she said, standing off to survey him the
better. "I'll give you until tomorrow night to submit to my demands,
peaceably and sensibly. Then, if you are still obdurate, we'll see
what starvation will do to—"
"You wouldn't starve me, you wretch," he cried in horror.
"It's a most efficacious way of bringing a man to terms," said Miss
Crouch, fixing him with glittering eyes.
"By Jove," said he, shaking his head in despair, "I knew we'd come
to this sort of thing if we passed that infernal law giving you women
the upper hand of us."
"We only ask for equal rights, my friend," she said. "This is the
sort of thing you men used to do and no one made a fuss about it. Now
it's our turn to apply the whip."
"I'm blessed if I'll vote for another woman, if I live to be a
million," he growled.
"Oh, yes, you will. You'll vote just as your wife tells you to
vote, and there's the end to that. But, I can't stand here discussing
politics with you. I give you until tomorrow night to think it over. A
justice of the peace will be here to perform the ceremony. You know I
love you. You know I'll make you a good wife—a devoted, adoring wife.
I am fair to look upon. I am rich, I am of good family. Half the men
in the town would give their boots to be in yours. You have but to say
the word and we set sail this week on my yacht for a honeymoon trip to
the ends of the earth. Everything that love and money can procure for
you shall be—"
"Stop! I will hear no more. Leave the room! No! Wait! Where am I?"
She laughed softly. "You are where no one will ever think of
looking for you. Good night!"
She turned and went swiftly through the door. With an execration on
his lips, he sprang after her, only to find himself confronted by two
vicious-looking women with pistols in their hands. With a groan, he
drew back into the room. The door closed with a bang, the key turned
in the lock, and he was alone to reflect upon the horrors of the fate
ahead of him.
Elinor Crouch was a beautiful girl, and an alluring one. Even
though he hated her, he was forced to admit to himself that she was
the most beautiful creature he had ever seen. Not once, but a hundred
times, had he passed judgment upon her physical charms from a point of
view obtained in his club window, but always there had been in his
mind the reservation that she was not the sort of woman he would care
to marry. Now he was beginning to know her for what she really was: a
scheming amazon who would sacrifice anything to appease a pride that
had been wounded by his frequent and disdainful refusals to become her
Would she carry out her threat and starve him if he persisted in
his determination to defy her? Could she be so cruel, so inhuman as
He was considerably relieved after the few hours of sleep that
followed his interview with the fair Miss Crouch, to find a bountiful
and wholesome breakfast awaiting him. True, it was served by an evil-
appearing woman who looked as though she could have slit his throat
and relished the job, but he paid little heed to her after the first
fruitless attempts to engage her in conversation. She was a sour
creature and given to monosyllables, this Quinlan woman.
Reynolds had been brought up to respect the adage concerning "a
woman scorned." He knew that women in these days are not to be trifled
with. If Elinor Crouch set about to conquer, the chance for mercy at
her hands would be slim. There was absolutely no means of escape from
his prison. Daylight revealed a most unpleasant prospect. The barred
window through which he peered was fifty or sixty feet from the
ground, which was covered with jagged boulders. On all sides was the
dark, impenetrable forest which marks the hills along the Hudson.
After a few minutes' speculation he decided that he was confined in an
upper chamber of the pump house connected with the estate.
Investigation showed him that the bars in the windows had been placed
there but recently.
In considerable agitation he awaited the coming of night, fully
determined that if the worst came to the worst he would accept
starvation and torture rather than submit to the cruel demands of
Elinor Crouch. He would die before he would consent to become her
She came at nine o'clock, accompanied by a fat little woman in
black, who was introduced as a justice of the peace.
"Well?" said his captor, with the most enticing smile. "Have you
"I have," said he resolutely. "I want to warn you, Elinor, that you
shall pay dearly for this outrage. I shall—"
"Then you consent?" she cried, her face aglow.
"No! A thousand times, no! I mean—"
"You are wasting your breath, Cuthbert Reynolds," she interrupted,
a steely glitter in her eyes. "Justice Snow, will you proceed at once
with the ceremony? I will not—"
Reynolds sprang past her with the agility of a cat and hurled
himself through the half-open door, hoping to find the way momentarily
clear for a dash to liberty. Even as hope leaped up in his breast it
Two brawny figures fell upon him at the landing and he was borne to
earth with a fierceness that stunned him into insensibility.
When he regained consciousness a few moments later, he was lying
bound on the bed. The grim figure of the redoubtable Quinlan sat in
the rocker over against the door, and there was a scornful leer on her
"Bread and water for you, my laddy-buck," said she, with a broad
wink. "What a blithering fool you are. The finest lady in the land
wants to make you her husband, and you kick up a row about it. You—"
"You go to the devil," said Reynolds savagely.
For four days and nights, he remained in the small, bare room. Each
day brought his persecutor to his side, and on each occasion she went
away baffled but hopeful. She pleaded, stormed and threatened, but he
held steadfast to his resolve.
"I'll die a thousand times, you fiend, before I'll consent to this
ceremony. Go on starving me, as you've set out to do. What will you
have gained in the end?"
"At least the consolation of knowing that no other woman shall call
you husband," she said vindictively.
He was thin, emaciated and hollow-eyed for lack of proper
sustenance. His captors gave him barely enough food and drink to keep
body and soul together. Once a day the gaunt Quinlan brought bread and
water to his room, and once the beautiful Elinor forgot her cigarettes
and a bonbon box on leaving him in a rage. He hid the boxes after
emptying them, cunningly realising that if he ever escaped her
clutches the articles would serve as incontrovertible evidence against
her. But Quinlan and Brown, strong and vigorous, were more than a
match for him in his weakened condition. They choked him until he
revealed the hiding place of the two gold boxes. Then they beat him
"If you tell the boss that we beat you up, young fellow, you'll get
your come-uppin's good and plenty," said Quinlan savagely, as he fell
back exhausted in the corner. "You keep your mouth closed, if you
don't want it closed forever."
"If you have a spark of humanity in your soul, woman, you'll give
me food," he cried. "I am dying. Have you no heart, either of you? See
here, I'll give each of you enough money to keep you in comfort for
the rest of your lives if you'll—"
"None o' that, Mr. Reynolds," snapped Quinlan. "What do you take us
"Gad, I wish you were," he exclaimed. "I'd thrash you within an
inch of your lives if you were."
"Well, don't go to offering us money, that's all. We're women, and
we don't sell out a friend. Say, ain't you about ready to give in to
her? You'd better say the word. She'll make you the happiest man on
earth. What's more, you'll get a good square meal the minute you say
you'll marry her."
"I wouldn't marry her if she were the last woman in the world," he
cried. "Listen to me! Haven't you two women husbands who are dear to
you? Haven't you husbands—"
"They're both in the penitentiary, curse 'em," snarled Brown,
clenching and unclenching her hands. "I wish I could get my hooks on
that man of mine, that's all."
"Lucky dog!" said Reynolds.
"You bet he's a lucky dog. I believe he got sent up deliberately."
"Well, he's only got eight more years to serve, Brown," said
Quinlan. "He'll come back to you for food and clothes. Then you can
make up for this lost time."
"I'll do it, all right," said Brown, smiting the window sill with
her huge fist. Quinlan chuckled.
That night Reynolds made his last stand. When Miss Crouch left him,
he was almost ready to submit. Had she but known it, another five
minutes of argument would have brought him to terms. Starvation had
"If I live till morning," he kept repeating to himself in the
solitude of his cell, "I'll give in. I can't stand it any longer. I
shall go mad."
He fell back on the bed and lay staring at the ceiling, a beaten
wreck. Delirium was at hand.
Sometime during the night he was aroused from a fitful slumber by a
sound at his window. The night was very dark. He could see nothing,
and yet he knew that some one was there—some one who would help him
in his final hour of despair. Struggling weakly from the bed, he
dragged himself to the bars. Beaching between them, his hand
encountered the topmost rung of a ladder. Some one was ascending from
below. He could feel the supports quiver, he could hear the ladder
creak beneath the weight of a living, moving body.
A moment later, the dull outlines of a head and shoulders appeared
in the black frame—the head of a woman! With a groan of despair he
shrank back, thinking that the visitor was one who had come to torment
him in some new fashion.
"Cuthbert!" whispered the woman on the outside. "Cuthbert, dear,
are you there? Speak!"
He staggered to the window once more. Hope buoyed him up. The voice
was not that of one of his inquisitors. It was low, sweet, gentle, yet
quivering with anxiety.
"Yes, yes!" he whispered. "Who are you? For God's sake, get me out
of this place. I am dying here."
"Thank God, you are alive," came the tense whisper from the woman.
"I am not too late."
"Who are you?" He had discovered that her features were rendered
unrecognisable by an ugly pair of motor goggles. A thick veil held her
panama motor hat in place.
She laughed nervously, even shyly.
"Never mind, Mr. Reynolds," she said. "Enough to say that I am here
to release you if it is in the power of woman to do so."
"You call me Mr. Reynolds now," he protested. "A moment ago it was
'Cuthbert dear.' Who are you, oh, my deliverer?"
"Don't ask, please. Not now. You shall know in good time. How long
have you been here?"
"Ages, it seems. In truth, but five days. She is starving me to
"The fiend! Tell me, are you married to her?"
"Then I shall do my best to save you." He reflected. Perhaps it
would be leaping from the frying-pan into the fire.
"Just a moment, please. How am I to know that I am bettering my
position by accepting liberty at your hands."
"Oho! You fear that I may want to marry you against your will? Is
that it? Well, the instant you are free you shall be at liberty to go
whither you please and to marry whosoever pleases you. Is that fair
"Forgive me for doubting you. But how are you to effect a rescue? I
am guarded by powerful women who would make short work of you in
combat. I can see that you are slight. They are huge, well-armed
creatures. Are you—"
"Don't worry about me," she whispered eagerly. "I can take care of
myself. And now, be patient. I must leave you. The only way to release
you seems to be through the house itself. I have no saw or file, but
wait! There is a saw and file in the tool box on my machine. How
stupid of me! I'll be back in a jiffy. Don't lose heart."
She went rapidly down the ladder. He bethought himself when too
late and lighted the gas. His watch showed him that it was two
Vastly excited and strangely revived, he awaited her return,
praying that she might not be intercepted by the minions of Elinor
Crouch. An hour passed. He was about to give up in despair, confident
that she had been summarily dealt with by the eagle-eyed Quinlan, when
stealthy sounds came to his ears from the landing outside his door.
A key was gently inserted in the lock. He prepared to defend
himself by grasping the small rocker in his weak, trembling hands.
The door opened a few inches, then swung wide. Instead of Elinor
Crouch or her hirelings on the threshold stood the lithe, graceful
figure of a girl in a grey motoring suit. She sprang into the room.
The goggles were no longer in evidence, but the green veil hid her
features quite completely.
"Quick! Follow me! I have accounted for the tall woman who stood
guard on the stairway. We must get away before the others discover her
"Good God! Have you killed her?"
"I hope not. Just a little tap on the head with this wrench, that's
all. She'll come out of it all right. Hurry! I've got a couple of
friends watching outside. They'll give the alarm if we fail to appear
"Men? Thank heaven!"
"No! Women! What good are men at a time like this? Merciful—are
you going to faint?"
He sank to the floor with a groan, and the chair clattered against
the wall with a noise that must have been heard throughout the house.
When he opened his eyes again, his head was pillowed on her knees
and she was wildly whispering words of love and encouragement to him.
"My darling, speak to me. I am here to save you! Open your eyes.
Look at me! Don't—Oh, thank Heaven! You are alive!"
He looked up into the now uncovered face and an expression of utter
bewilderment grew in his eyes.
"Linda Blake!" he murmured. "Can it be possible?" His fingers
tightened on her arm and a glad light leaped into his eyes.
She pulled down her veil in confusion.
"Don't look at me," she whispered. "I hope you didn't hear what I
said to you."
"I heard every word, love of my life. I—Listen! What's that?" He
sat bolt upright.
"Some one's coming!" she cried, springing to her feet and placing
herself between him and the door. He saw a glistening revolver in her
small, white hand.
"It's Elinor Crouch," he whispered. "Heavens, how I have come to
hate those footsteps of hers."
Elinor Crouch, her face pale with anger and apprehension, dashed
into the room an instant later. She was attired in a loose wrapper,
secured at the waist by a handsome Oriental girdle. Her black hair
hung in two long plaits down her back. It was apparent that she had
made no effort to perfect a toilet before rushing up-stairs in
response to the noise.
Her dark eyes scarcely took in the slight figure of Linda Blake.
They were for the man on the floor, and for him alone.
"Thank Heaven, you are here!" she cried, in a voice thrilling with
relief. "I was afraid you might have—"
"Stand back, Miss Crouch," interrupted Linda firmly. "Don't you
dare to touch him."
"Who—who are you?" gasped Elinor, for the first time granting the
girl a look of surprise, but not of fear. "Why, on my life, it's that
Blake girl. Soho! This is your work, is it? May I inquire, Miss Blake,
what you are doing in my house at this time of night?"
"I am not here to parley with you, Miss Crouch. Stand aside,
please. If you attempt to stop us, I shall shoot you like a dog."
"Oh, you think you can take him away from me, do you? Well, we
shall soon make short shrift of you, my excellent heroine. Brown!
Quinlan! Here, at once!" She called angrily down the stairs.
Linda smiled. "I think you'll find that my friends have taken care
of Brown and Quinlan."
As if to prove the declaration, a ringing voice came up the
stairway from far below.
"Are you all right, Linda?" It was a woman's voice and it was full
"We've fixed these two muckers down here. Shall we come up?"
"Stay where you are, girls. I can manage nicely by myself, thank
you," called Linda. Then she turned to the infuriated Elinor, who had
shrunk back against the wall, panting with rage and disappointment.
"You'd better come with us peaceably, my woman," she said coldly,
still keeping the revolver levelled at the person of her rival. "Don't
make any trouble for us. If you show fight we'll be obliged to—Here!"
Elinor Crouch suddenly threw herself forward. The movement was so
unexpected that she was upon Linda before the girl could fire. Twice
the revolver was discharged in a vain attempt to end the struggle at
its beginning, and both bullets came so near to hitting Reynolds that
he hastily rolled under the bed, from which position he watched the
contest in some security but with a great deal of interest.
The combatants swayed back and forth across the narrow room, locked
in a tight embrace. The Crouch woman was the larger and stronger, but
her adversary was lithe and sinewy and as cool as a veteran in the
line of battle. She succeeded in tripping the heavier woman, resorting
to a new trick in wrestling that had just come into practice among
athletic women, and they went to the floor with a crash, Reynolds'
rescuer on top.
He crawled forth to assist her, keeping his eye on the pistol all
the while. Weak as he was, he succeeded in sitting upon Miss Crouch's
head while Linda attempted to secure her arms with the thick veil she
had torn from her hat. He suffered excruciating pain when the furious
Elinor bit him severely, but called out words of encouragement to the
brave girl who fought so valiantly for him.
Just as Elinor Crouch relaxed with a groan of despair, two eager
young women dashed into the room. In a jiffy, the late mistress of the
situation was bound securely, hand and foot, and Linda Blake stood
triumphant and lovely over her foe.
"We'll turn you over to the police," she said, smiling down upon
the ghastly face of Elinor Crouch.
"For God's sake, spare me," groaned the unhappy captive. "It was
all for love, Cuthbert. I—"
But Cuthbert Reynolds had already passed from the room, leaning
feebly on the arm of his deliverer.
"How did you trace me here, dear?" he asked as they slowly
descended the stairs.
"I found out that she was having her mail forwarded to the village
over yonder, and I knew that she owned this place in the woods. I only
had to put two and two together, Cuthbert. You—you don't mind if I
call you Cuthbert, do you?"
He pressed her arm closer to his side. "You are a darling, Linda.
I'll marry you tomorrow if you say the word."
She kissed him rapturously.
"It's too good to be true," she sighed.
CHAPTER I. THE THREE VAN WINKLES
It was not because Mr. Van Winkle had no love for his sons that he
turned the three of them out of his house and home, but because he
loved them well. There was Courtney Van Winkle—nicknamed "Corky" by
his irrepressible brothers—and, besides him, the twins, Jefferson and
Ripley. Courtney was thirty, the twins twenty-six. Jeff and Rip were
big, breezy fellows who had rowed on their college crew and rowed with
the professors through five or six irksome and no doubt valueless
years; Courtney was their opposite in every particular except
breeziness. But he was not breezy in the same way. He was the typical
society butterfly, chatty to the point of blissfulness and as full of
energy as a pint bottle of champagne. You could never by any stretch
of the fancy liken him to anything so magnificent as a quart. Dapper,
arrogant, snobbish, superior was he, and a very handy man to have
about if one wanted to debate the question: Should spats be worn this
year the same as last, or why WILL the common herd!
He had never done a stroke of work in his life. Nor, for that
matter, had his towering, able-bodied brothers. They took the not
unnatural stand that it wasn't necessary. Were they not the sons of
the very rich Mr. Van Winkle? Wasn't he accountable for their coming
into the world and wasn't he therefore responsible for them up to the
very banks of the Jordan? Of course, he was. No one will pretend to
deny it. Work is intended only for those who long for a holiday, not
for him who begins a vacation the day he is born. Such was the
attitude of the Van Winkle boys, if not their argument.
For years old Bleecker Van Winkle had paid for their automobiles,
their polo ponies, their pony ballets, their lobsters and other
glorifications, and he had finally reached the conclusion that while
it was practically impossible for him to part with his money, he was
nevertheless a fool. So he sat him down to think. As the result of his
cogitations—long-drawn-out—he turned over a leaf in the Van Winkle
"Boys," said he, at the end of a rather stupefying half-hour for
them, "you've heard what I have to say. You know that I love you all.
You will agree that I have been a fond, foolish and over-indulgent
father. As I've said before, it is my fault entirely that you are
triflers and spendthrifts. I should have done better by you. You are
college men. At least, you are CALLED college men, because, with the
unceasing aid of well-paid tutors you managed to get your degrees. I
regret, however, to say that you are not educated men. You are
socially cultivated, but that's all. I am to be blamed for all this.
Now I am paying the penalty. What I have just disclosed to you is the
result of painful deliberation and with your welfare in mind, not my
own. You have agreed at last to my proposition, not, I fear,
willingly, but because there is no alternative. I have given Jeff and
Ripley an excellent education in baseball, swimming, golf and
Broadway. No doubt either of you could get a job as a professional
baseball player. Courtney has been thoroughly polished by contact with
society. He should have no trouble at all in earning quite a decent
living by teaching the nouveau riche how to behave in polite society.
If, in ten years, you all come to me and convince me that you have
actually acquired something of a fortune without any assistance from
me, I shall be happy to kill the fatted calf and divide it with you.
Please bear in mind the little statement in regard to my last will and
testament. Get it into your heads clearly. At my death my fortune goes
to the three of you, share and share alike, but it is to be held in
trust for ten years thereafter, principal AND INCOME intact. Note
that, please: and income. It is possible, even probable that I may
alter the will later on, but now it stands in just that way."
They looked at each other blankly for a long time after the old
gentleman left the room. The expression in Courtney's cock-a-doodle
face was beyond description. The world had come to an end! The twins
were unable to lounge with their accustomed ease and elegance. They
sat bolt upright for perhaps the first time in their lives. To them,
the world was just beginning, and it was a hard, cold, unfriendly
world that lay before them.
In exactly one week from that day the three of them were to start
out in the world to make men of themselves. Each was to have two
thousand dollars in money and each was to start the journey free from
debt. Mr. Van Winkle agreed to square up every pecuniary debt of
honour and every debt of folly. They were to shift for themselves, and
they were to have a fair start. For at least three years they were to
absent themselves from his home, support themselves without assistance
from him, and report progress whenever they felt inclined to do so. He
did not even require them to do that much unless they wished, but he
assured them that he would be proud and happy if they could report
"I don't ask you to get rich in ten years. You couldn't do it
honestly, my lads. All I ask is that you support yourselves honourably
and be as respectable as possible in this day and age. Don't try to be
too respectable. People will discredit you. They always do. Be
square." He had said this to them in the course of the amazing
"I can't live more than a month on two thousand dollars," whimpered
Courtney, long after the old man had closed the door behind him. "Why,
he hasn't the remotest idea what it costs to keep up one's end in
society here in New York. I—"
"Shut up, Corky," growled Ripley. "We want to think."
"Don't call me Corky," snarled his brother. "You know I detest it,
even when I'm feeling cheerful, and God knows I don't want to be
spoken of lightly today."
"Do you mean that as a joke?"
"A joke? Oh, I see. I suppose you connect 'cork' and 'light' in
your effort to—"
"Thank Heaven," broke in Jefferson, a shadow of relief crossing his
doleful face, "we are spared one thing."
"What's that?" said Ripley.
"The pleasure of lending money to Corky."
Courtney's face fell. He had intended to ask his brothers for a
small loan, and was ready to argue that they, being strong, healthy
beasts, would survive as long on fifteen hundred dollars as he could
possibly hope to exist on three thousand.
"I'm not asking for alms, confound you."
"By Jove!" exclaimed Ripley, with a gleam of joy in his eyes.
"Didn't the governor say he'd settle all of our debts, giving us a
clean bill to start with?"
"He did, bless his heart," said Jeff.
"Precious little good that will do me," lamented Courtney.
"Well, it may do me a lot of good. In settling your debts, Corky,
it occurs to me he'll have to fork over that twenty-seven hundred
dollars you owe me."
"Clever head, Rippy," shouted Jeff. "He owes me a matter of fifteen
or sixteen hundred. Fine work. The old gentleman can't go back on the
debts of honour. He'll have to settle for Corky's—"
"You go to thunder," grated Corky. "Do you suppose I'm going to see
the governor stung by you two vampires? In the first place, it was HIS
money I borrowed from you. In the second place—"
"Right you are, Corky," agreed Rip. "It WAS his money. We absolve
him but not you. If the time ever comes when you are able to pay it
back to me, out of your own pocket, I'll be pleased to collect. We'll
let it go at that."
"I expect to starve to death inside of—"
"Oh, no, you won't. Neither of us will go so far as that." It was
Jefferson who spoke. He arose and stretched his long, muscular frame.
"Do you know, I think the pater is absolutely right in this thing.
"RIGHT?" shrieked Courtney.
"Yes, right. We ARE loafers. We waste time over trifles. He wants
to be proud of us if such a thing is possible. I don't blame him. If I
ever have a son I'll know how to bring him up."
"This is no time to be sentimental, Jeff," said Courtney, with deep
irony in his voice. "We are confronted by a catastrophe. Unlike most
catastrophes, it awaits our pleasure. We are expected to walk up and
shake hands with it and say, 'I'm glad to meet you, old chap,' or
something of the sort."
"It IS a pretty howdy-do, I'll admit," said Rip thoughtfully.
"Still, I agree with Jeff. The governor's right."
"You always agree with each other," said Courtney, pacing the floor
in his despair.
"Don't pull your hair like that, Corky," cautioned Jeff, with a
good- humoured grin. "You've got to be very saving from now on."
"A miserable pittance, a bagatelle," groaned Courtney.
"It IS getting thin," commented Rip.
"Eh? I'm not talking about hair, damn it!"
"Be a man, Corky," cried Jeff cheerfully.
"I asked you not to call me 'Corky,' didn't I?" He glared at his
big brother. "How can you stand there grinning like an imbecile with
all this hanging over you?"
Jefferson's smile expanded. "If dad can make men of all three of
his sons, he won't have to die to go to heaven. He'll BE there."
"And you fellows could have married those awful Sickler girls
without half trying last winter," groaned Courtney. "A million apiece
in their own right! My Lord, if you could only have looked ahead!"
"We did!" cried the twins in unison.
A cunning gleam leaped into Courtney's watery eyes. He drew a long
"I wonder—" he began, and then stopped.
"No," said Jeff, divining his thoughts. "You proposed to both of
'em, Corky. It's no use. You are NOT the Van Winkle twins."
After a time, they fell into a discussion of plans and
possibilities. Their father had not left a loophole through which they
could fire at random. His sentence was clean-cut. They could not fall
back upon him for support, help or advice. It was all very clearly set
forth. They were to find their own road and travel it to the bitter
"I'm willing to work," said Jeff. "The trouble with me is I don't
know what to tackle first."
"That's my fix," said his twin.
"Well, I know the first thing I'm going to do," said Courtney,
springing to his feet. And he did it an hour later. He succeeded in
borrowing ten thousand dollars from a millionaire who had come to New
York from Cleveland to live and die a Gothamite. With sublime
disregard for the thing called conscience, Courtney included this new
debt in the list to be prepared for his father, and permitted the old
gentleman to settle without so much as a qualm of self-reproach. He
considered it high finance, I believe. His brothers lived up to his
estimate of their astuteness by never even thinking of a ruse so
clever. Corky congratulated himself on getting a long start over them.
Moreover, he had something else in mind. It will be disclosed later
A week later Mr. Van Winkle said good-bye to his sons, and they set
out upon their travels somewhat after the fashion laid down by those
amiable gentlemen who conceived fables and fairy tales and called them
the Arabian Nights. You may recall the Three Sons of the Merchant, and
the Three Princes, and the Three Woodmen, not to speak of innumerable
trios who served Messrs. Grimm and Andersen with such literary
The Van Winkle brothers started out rather late in life to make men
of themselves. Inasmuch as they elected to start in separate and
distinct grooves and as their courses were not what you might call
parallel, we are likely to gain time and satisfaction by taking them
up one at a time. We must not lose sight of the fact that they set out
to acquire three separate and distinct fortunes.
Courtney set sail almost immediately for a land where "Corky" was
an unheard-of appellation—or epithet as he was wont to regard it—and
where fortunes hung on bushes, if one may be allowed to use the
colloquialism. He went to France. It may seem ridiculous to seek
fortunes in France, but he was not looking for French fortunes. He was
much too clever a chap for that. He was after American money, and he
knew of no place where it was easier to get it than in France. By
France, he meant Paris. If one is really smart, one can find a great
many American dollars in Paris. For that matter, if one is a good
bridge player and has the proper letters—not of credit but of
introduction—he can make a splendid living in any land where
civilisation has gained a substantial foothold. Nothing is so amiable
as civilisation. It actually yearns for trouble, and it will have it
at any cost. It is never so happy as when it is being skilfully
abused. As a society parasite, Corky had learned that it is easier to
fool a man who has brains than it is to fool one who hasn't any at
all. He had come in contact with both varieties, and he knew. And as
for women, one can always fool them by looking pensive. They cannot
Possessed of a natural wit, a stunted conscience and an
indefatigable ego, he had no fear that his twelve thousand, slightly
reduced by this time, would see him well along on his journey toward
Corky was well known in Paris. He had spent many a day and many a
dollar there. At this season of the year, the capital was filled with
New York, Philadelphia and Boston people whom he knew and with whom he
might have fraternised if he had felt inclined. But he aimed higher.
He hitched his wagon to the setting sun and was swept into the society
of Middle and Far Western tourists; people with money they did not
know how to spend; people who needed expert advice; people who
hankered for places at Newport but had to be satisfied with Sugar
Hills. His New York acquaintances knew him too well, but no better
than he knew them. They had no money to waste on education. They
needed all they could scrape together to keep the wolf out of Wall
Street. He had no use in this direful emergency for frugal society
leaders; he was after the prodigal climber.
Before he had been in Paris a week he was accepting invitations to
dine with solid gentlemen from Des Moines and Minneapolis and having
himself looked up to with unquestioned ardour by the wives thereof.
Was he not the gay Mr. Van Winkle, of New York? Was he not the plus-
ultra representative of the most exclusive society in the United
States? Was he not hand in glove with fabled ladies whose names were
household words wherever the English language is broken? Yes! He was
THE Van Winkle! The son of A Van Winkle! And what a WONDERFUL game of
bridge he played! It was a pleasure to lose money to him.
He soon found, however, to his discomfiture, that the daughters of
these excellent westerners were engaged to be married to young
gentlemen who were at work like himself in getting a fortune, but
along different lines. So far as he could find out, they were so busy
making headway in the commercial world that they wouldn't be able to
afford a trip to Europe until they were somewhere in the neighbourhood
of fifty-five or sixty. Their sweethearts were taking it while they
If Courtney had been as good-looking as either of his brothers—or
as both of them, for that matter, because there wasn't much choice
between them—he might have played havoc with the chances of more than
one man at home, but he was no Adonis. To be perfectly candid, he was
what a brawny Westerner would call a "shrimp." There is no call to
describe him more minutely than that.
Most of his new friends wanted to have supper at Maxim's or to go
to the Bal Tabarin. They wouldn't believe him when he insisted that
these places were not what they used to be, and that Montmartre was
now the fashionable roistering ground. So he took them to Maxim's and
was glad of it afterwards. There wasn't a New Yorker in sight.
One night, after a rather productive game in the apartments of a
family from Cedar Rapids, he proposed a supper at Maxim's. His host
not only fell in with the proposition, but insisted on giving the
supper himself. Corky was very polite. He took into consideration the
fact that Mr. Riggles was a much older man than himself, and allowed
him to have his own way.
It was at Maxim's that he first saw the Grand Duchess. She wasn't
really a lady of title, but she looked the part so completely that he
spoke of her as the "Grand Duchess" the instant his shifty gaze fell
upon her. That is to say, she was painted, bewrinkled, bewigged,
begowned, bejewelled and—(I was about to say be-dabbed)—for all the
world like a real duchess, and she smoked a long cigarette in a still
longer holder, and blew smoke through her nostrils with great APLOMB
and but very few coughs.
His companions bowed to her. She waved her hand in amiable
"Who is she?" demanded Corky of his hostess. He almost whispered
"Oh, she's a silly old thing from Wisconsin. Did you ever see such
"It's marvellous. I thought she was a grand duchess."
"That's what SHE thinks, if airs count for anything. I think she's
"I suppose she was good-looking in her day," remarked his hostess's
husband, appraising the grande dame with calculating eyes.
"Do you think they're real?" asked Corky, and his hostess said she
thought they were. He did not give a name to them, but they were so
overpoweringly prominent that she knew what he meant. It was almost
impossible to see anything but pearls when one looked in the direction
of the Grand Duchess. Corky couldn't help thinking how dangerous it
was for the lady to wear such a fortune at Maxim's.
He listened with keen ears to the story of the "silly old thing
from Wisconsin." She was a widow of sixty-five and she had been
traversing Europe from end to end for several years in quest of a
coronet. Many millions in gold had she, but even the most impecunious
of noblemen had given them a wide berth,—reluctantly, perhaps.
Reversing the order of things, she was not seeing Europe; she was
letting Europe see her.
No one in Maxim's so gay and kittenish and coy as she! She was the
essence of youth. Her hair was as yellow as gold and so thick and
undulating that one could not help wondering how far down her back it
would drop if released. Her lips were red with the rich, warm blood of
youth and her cheeks bore the bloom of the peach. The Grand Duchess
was a creation. To make sure that every one knew she was present, she
chattered in a high, shrill voice in Malapropian French, and giggled
"She is amazing," said Corky for the third time during supper. "And
no one will marry her?"
"Not recently," said his host. "What do you mean?"
"I mean no one has married her in the last forty years. There WAS
one, of course, but he died a few years back. That's why she wears a
pearl mourning wreath around her neck, and a cloth-of-gold gown. He
was in trade, as the English would say."
"She IS amazing," said Corky for the fourth time. "By Jove, do you
know I'd like to meet her."
"Nothing so easy," said the other. "Come along now. I'll present
you. She'll be tickled to death to meet a real Van Winkle."
Five minutes later Corky was drinking his own health in the
presence of the Grand Duchess from Wisconsin.
"I have heard so much of you, Mr. Van Winkle," she said. "Is it
true that you are a descendant of that aristocratic old Rip?"
Corky couldn't help blushing. He begged her not to get her Van
Winkles mixed, and she tapped him on the knuckles with her
At five o'clock that morning, Corky stood before the mirror in his
bed-chamber and stared very intently at his somewhat wavering
features. Notwithstanding the champagne, he recognised a very stern
resolve in the reflection.
"I'm going to marry that woman," he said with grave precision.
CHAPTER II. THE GRAND DUCHESS
He went about it deliberately. According to report, the Grand
Duchess was worth fifteen millions. Corky was not satisfied to accept
rumour as fact, so he undertook an investigation on his own account.
From reliable sources, he soon learned that she possessed but ten
millions, but, he argued, it was better to know it in the beginning
than to wait until she died to find out that her fortune had undergone
the customary shrinkage. Moreover, he ascertained that she frequented
half the baths in Europe in the effort to prolong a fast declining
sense of humour—on the principle, no doubt, that life is a joke and
death is not. She had a family of grown children in the States, but
even that did not alarm Corky. He felt sure there would be enough to
go around. Of course, it wasn't the nicest thing in the world being
married to a woman more than twice one's age, but if everything went
as he hoped, it might not be so very long before he could begin
looking about for a wife half as old as himself. One sickening fear
troubled him, however. She might insist on a house at Newport and a
seat in the Inner Circle. She had that look about her.
He had the shrewdness to treat her with the disdain that his social
position warranted. It was part of his plan of action to make her long
for the opportunity to look down upon people instead of forever
staring up at them from a grovelling attitude. He knew her kind as he
knew the first three letters of the alphabet. On the other hand, he
was politely attentive, incomparably epigrammatic, and as full of
exquisite mannerisms as the famous Brummel himself. In a word, he was
THE Van Winkle, and she but a passer-by.
By day he schemed, by night he lifted orisons to the gods and
dreamed of the fruits thereof. Something seemed to tell him that if he
didn't get her before she was sixty-six the quest would be hopeless.
Experience had shown him that women see themselves as they really are
after they are past sixty-five. Moreover, they become absolutely
insane on the subject of self-preservation so far as money is
concerned. They seem to feel that their rainy day is imminent, if not
actually at hand. No matter how many millions they may possess, they
lurk in the shadow of the poor-house. Men at sixty-five become
podagrical and sour, perhaps, but they are not as much worried by
thoughts of the poorhouse as they are by visions of the play-house.
Corky was to be seen everywhere with the Grand Duchess. (We may as
well continue to speak of her as the Grand Duchess since every one in
Paris was calling her that, now that she had been so aptly dubbed by
the clever Mr. Van Winkle.) He drove in the Bois with her, and he
drove without shame or embarrassment. He was the life of her big and
little feasts at Pre Catalin and D'Armenonville. He sat in her box at
the Opera; he translated the conspicuously unspeakable passages in all
of the lively but naive comedies; he ordered her champagnes and
invented hors d'oeuvres so neoterical in character that even the
Frenchmen applauded his genius. And, through all, he was managing very
nicely to keep his twelve thousand snugly to himself.
There were times when he could have cursed his own father—and
perhaps did—but that is not relevant to this narrative.
In proper sequence he led the Grand Duchess through all the
reflected phases of society and came at last to the juncture where his
own adroitness told him it was time to speak of the glories of Newport
and the wonders of New York as seen only from the centre of the inner
Circle. There was a vast difference between the Outer Rim and the
Inner Circle; he did not say it in so many words, but she had no
trouble in divining it for herself. She was dazzled. She was beginning
to understand that a palace in Fifth Avenue was no more than a social
sepulchre unless it could be filled day and night with the Kings and
Queens of Gotham. She felt very small, coming out of the Middle West.
It wasn't very difficult for him to secure for her an invitation to
the American Ambassador's ball, or to the pacific functions ordered by
the French President, but it was not so easy to bring about
introductions to the New York women of fashion who happened to be in
Paris from time to time during the summer. The Grand Duchess read the
newspapers. She always knew when New York notables were in the city,
and she was not slow to express a desire to meet them. He could
arrange it, of course. And then, on meeting them, she would at once
insist on giving a dinner or a supper at Pre Catalin, or, on finding
that they couldn't scrape up a spare evening,—to make it afternoon
tea. Poor Corky shrivelled at such times.
"If she wasn't so DAMNED girlish!" he used to say to himself.
"Tell me," she said to him late one afternoon as they were driving
home through the Champs Elysees; "is it true that servants' wages are
lower in New York City than any place else in the country? I've always
She was looking at people through her magnificent lorgnon, and
people undeniably were looking at her. There were many wonderful women
in the Bois that day, but none so worthy of a stare as she.
Corky pricked up his ears. It looked like a "feeler."
"Perceptibly lower," he said.
"And food is higher, they say."
"Ah," said he, "but so are the buildings."
"How much do you think I could live on per year in New York!"
"Why do you enquire?"
"For instance," said she. It grated on his nerves when she used
such expressions as "for instance."
"Well, it depends on how well you intend to live."
"I want to live as well as anybody else."
"Then I should say that you couldn't very well manage on less than
ten thousand a year." He knew he was equivocating but was fearful that
if he said a hundred thousand she would take alarm.
"That isn't very much," she said, with a perplexed frown. "I had an
idea that if I wanted to live in style it would cost somewhere around
seventy-five or a hundred thousand. I know a woman from Iowa who lives
at the Ritz-Carlton and goes about some—although not in the real
smart set—and she says it costs five or six thousand a month, just
puttering. Maybe you've met her out in society. Her name is Bliggs."
"Bliggs? Um! Name's not familiar. Of course, you CAN spend a
hundred thousand easily in New York if you get into the right set," he
"That's just the point," said she. "If I get into the right set.
I've got ample means, Mr. Van Winkle, if—"
"They scorn money," said he flatly.
She drew in her breath quickly. "I suppose they do," she sighed.
"Sometimes I really believe it's a handicap to have a lot of money."
"I know a good many charming Western women who have married into
the smart set," he said slowly.
"And did they stick?" she enquired.
"Stick?" he gasped.
"I mean, did they make good—that is, were they PERMANENTLY
"Oh, yes! Some of them have become leaders. It's really only a
matter of marrying the right man."
She was silent as they drove across the Place de la Concorde.
"I suppose it's almost out of the question unless one does marry
into it," she said finally.
"Or UP to it," he suggested. His sordid little heart was beating
"Won't you stop in and have tea with me?" she asked suddenly.
He thought rapidly. "I'm sorry. I'm having tea with some New York
people at the Ritz. Awfully sorry. People I shouldn't like to offend
or I'd send an excuse. You understand, I hope."
Her jaws were set. He shot a furtive glance at the thickly
plastered face and inwardly pitied himself while outwardly rejoicing.
"Some of the people who entertain baboons at dinner, I suppose,"
she said through compressed lips.
He smiled. "And poodles," he supplemented with perfect amiability
and more truth than he knew. She sniffed. "I'm afraid you don't
approve of our little larks. We've got to have something new once in a
while or we'd die of ennui."
"Umph!" was her simple response, but he noted the pensive, wistful
look in her eyes.
She set him down at his hotel. "Can't you dine with me at half past
eight? I sha'n't ask any one else. I'm terribly blue today. You WILL
come and cheer me up, won't you?"
"With pleasure," he said, bowing very low over her gloved hand,
which was amazingly lumpy with invisible rubies and diamonds. "So good
While dressing for dinner he repeated the oft-repeated process of
reducing the Grand Duchess to a tangible result. Supposing she had as
many as fifteen years longer to live, and supposing her income to be
only $400,000 a year, there was still compensation in the calculation
that he would be but forty-five and that no matter how extravagant she
might become there was small likelihood of the principal ever being
disturbed. (On one point he meant to be very rigid: she should be kept
out of Wall Street.) Furthermore, allowing for the shares that would
go to her three grown daughters and their husbands (if they had them),
he could be reasonably certain of at least three million dollars.
Fifteen into three million goes two hundred thousand times, according
to long division. Two hundred thousand dollars a year is what it came
to in round numbers. He figured it as a rather handsome salary, more
than he could earn at anything else. Of course, if it should happen to
be but twelve years, the remuneration, so to speak, would be $250,000;
eleven years $272,727 and a fraction; ten years $300,000; nine—well,
he even figured it down to the unlikely term of two years. And all
this without taking into consideration the certainty that her fortune
would increase rather than diminish with the years to come.
On another point he meant to be firm, even adamant. If they were to
be married at all, it would have to be without the least delay, In
fact, he would advise making rather a secret of it until after the
ceremony. Two weeks at the outside for the engagement period, he
should say. Something told him that if her daughters got wind of the
affair they would have the Grand Duchess locked up in a sanitarium for
the remainder of her days. Besides, the suspense would be terrific.
They dined tete-a-tete. She had gorgeous apartments in the Elysee
Palace Hotel; a private dining-room and a beautiful view of the great
avenue. The evening was warm. The windows were open and from the
outside came the noises of a Parisian night. A soft July moon lent
radiance to an otherwise garish world, and a billion stars twinkled
merrily. It seemed to Corky, as he looked up into the mellow dome,
that he had never known the stars to twinkle so madly as they twinkled
on this fateful night. There were moments of illusion when he was sure
that the moon itself was twinkling. He laid it to his liver.
The little gold clock on the mantelpiece was striking ten when he
began clearing his throat for action. He always remembered that it was
precisely ten o'clock, because he had to look intently at the
diminutive face of the thing to make sure that it wasn't striking
twenty or thirty. It seemed to go on forever. They were still in the
dining-room and quite alone. For some uncanny reason the Grand Duchess
had not giggled once since the coffee was served. She was ominously
"I've been thinking about what you said this afternoon," said Corky
irrelevantly. She had just mentioned the weather.
"Yes. You put an idea into my head. Now, please don't say it! It's
such a beastly banal joke, don't you know, that one about ideas. Would
you mind answering a few questions?"
She began fanning herself. "If possible, Mr. Van Winkle," she said.
"But I can tell you in advance that I never tell any one my age."
"Quite right," said he in a matter-of-fact tone. "It's nobody's
business." He appeared to be thinking.
"Well, go ahead and ask," said she.
"I don't know just how to begin."
"What is it you want to know?" she enquired encouragingly.
"How old are your daughters?"
"Oh!" she exclaimed, leaning back in her chair in a sort of
collapse. "What do you want to know that for?"
"Well, I'm leading up to something else, if you must know."
She brightened up a bit. "They're rather young, of course."
"Naturally," said he. "But HOW young?"
"Mary is—let me see—I can't just recollect—"
"You needn't be afraid to tell me the truth," he said graciously.
"It won't make the least difference."
"Well, Mary is thirty-three. She's the married one. Edith—"
"Is one of 'em married?" he exclaimed, his face clouding.
"She's divorced at present. She married a scamp in the East who
wanted her for her money, and—"
"Never mind," interrupted Corky hastily. "I don't care to hear the
family scandal. Where does she live?"
"New York City, most of the time. You may have seen her. She goes
out a great deal, I hear: I'm not certain whether she's gone back to
her maiden name or retains her ex-husband's. His name is Smith." "I
see," said Corky, abstractedly. "Good looking?"
"Mary? Yes, indeed. Stunning. I'm sure you'll admire her, Mr. Van
"I wish you'd call me Courtney."
"I suppose I might just as well begin," she said resignedly. He
started, and was silent for a moment.
"The others: are they married?"
"No. Edith is twenty-five and Gwendolyn twenty-three. They're at
"Why don't they travel with you?"
She looked positively aggrieved. "They are really very domestic in
their tastes," said she. "They were over with me three years ago, but
"Are they engaged?"
"Not to my knowledge."
"They'd tell you if they were, wouldn't they?"
"If they thought it was any of my business," she said sharply.
Corky was in no condition to flush. It was a pallid hour for him.
"I suppose they have ample means of their own," he ventured.
"They manage pretty well."
"Was nothing left to them outright?"
"Some real estate."
"I see. Everything else went to you?"
"Oh, dear, no. He left $10,000 to his only sister. I sued to get it
back, but lost. I always hated her."
"There was considerably more than $10,000 in the estate, of
course," he said quickly.
She smiled and closed one eye very slowly. "I should rather think
so," she said. He was silent, pondering deeply. "Can you think of
anything more to ask?"
"I'm trying to think if there is," he replied frankly. She gave him
a few minutes. "I can't recall anything more at this moment," he
announced. "Oh, just a moment! Was there anything mentioned in the
will about your never marrying again?"
"Not a word," said she triumphantly.
"Good!" said he, and arose somewhat unsteadily from his chair.
The Grand Duchess held up her hand to check the words on his lips.
"Sit down," she said brusquely. "I've got a few questions I'd like
to ask of you, Corky."
"Corky! Good Lord, don't call me THAT. Where did you hear that
"I saw it in the Herald. It's the only thing I have against you. I
can't help thinking of you as a sort of monument to my poor dead
husband. Have I never told you that he had a cork leg? Well, he had.
He lost a real leg at Gettysburg. My husband was a big, brave man,
Courtney. He wasn't a polished society chap and he didn't know much
about grammar, but he was as fine and honest and noble as any man who
ever lived. But this is no time to discuss the qualifications of a man
as big and grand as my husband. It—it seems like sacrilege. What I
want to know is this: how old is your father?"
"What is his age?"
"My fa—What's that got to do with it?"
"To do with what?" sharply.
He stammered. "Why,—er—with the qualifications of your husband."
"Nothing at all."
"Well, he's about sixty."
"Good Lord! Certainly."
"And very rich, as I'm informed."
"All this is very distasteful to me."
"And your brothers? Are they worthy young men?"
"Of course," angrily.
"Don't flare up, please. And now, what is your income?"
"MY income? Why, this is positively outrageous! I—"
"Maybe I should have said 'allowance.'"
Corky swallowed hard. "I'm not a rich man, if that's what you want
to know. I'll be perfectly honest with you. I'm horribly poor."
Her face brightened. "Now you are talking like a man. You must not
forget I am from the West. We like frankness. And yet, in spite of
your poverty, you really are received in the Smart Set? How do you
"Men are always in demand," admitted Corky, making a wretched error
in diplomacy. He was thankful to see that it went unnoticed. "That is,
men who are worth while."
The Grand Duchess settled back in her chair, and softly patted her
coiffure, choosing to stroke the curls immediately above her ears.
"Well?" she invited, calmly, deliberately.
"I'd like to marry you," said Corky.
"Do you expect me to say 'yes'?"
"Well, I'll let you know in the morning."
"I prefer to have my answer now."
"I've got to think it over."
"Haven't you been thinking it over for some time?" he demanded
"I'll admit that I am in love with you," she said coyly.
He shuffled his feet uneasily. "And you also will admit that I am
in love with you, won't you?"
"How can you ask?"
"Well, prove it."
"Won't I be proving it beyond all question if I marry you?"
She sighed. "That isn't the way I was wooed years ago."
"You forget that it was long before my time. Custom changes, my
dear. I love you in the present, up-to-date fashion, not as they did
in the unsettled West."
She pondered. "How much of an allowance will you expect?"
"Whatever you choose to settle upon me, I shall be happy to divide
equally with you. That's the only way we can carry on our social
"Well, I'll marry you, Corky."
He blinked his eyes two or three times. "When?" he enquired, and
absently looked at his watch.
"Next Saturday," she said.
"Good!" said he.
When he got back to his hotel he found awaiting him there a letter
from his brother Ripley. The news it brought caused him to thank his
lucky stars that his fortune would be safe on Saturday.
Jefferson and Ripley were making their fortunes in a middle-west
city, following the ancient and honourable pursuit of the golf-ball as
instructors in rival country clubs. They seemed to be a bit uncertain
as to what they would follow during the winter, but both of them were
thinking rather seriously of getting married.
The news that caused Gorky's eyes to bulge came in the last casual
paragraph of the letter. "Oh, by the way," wrote Rip, "the governor
has just been married. I suppose you haven't heard of it. He had his
appendix out six weeks ago and married his night nurse as soon as he
was up. Well, so long. I'm giving a lesson at 10:30. Good luck."
CHAPTER III. THE TWINS
The twins went fortune-seeking in a more complaisant way. They were
big and hardy and the world had no real terrors for them. As twins
should go, they fared forth together in quest of the road to wealth.
They had been told that it lay toward the West and that it grew
broader as one drew nearer the land of the setting sun. The West was
the place for young men with ambitions. That expression had been ding-
donged into their ears by college mates from Los Angeles and Seattle
ever since they had learned that these two towns were something more
than mere dots on the map.
They had heard so much of the two cities that they decided to try
Omaha or some other place of that character before definitely putting
their strength against the incomprehensibly sagacious gentlemen who
were responsible for the supremacy of Seattle and Los Angeles over all
other towns on the continent.
As was their wont, they went about the thing casually and without
worry. They could not buckle down to work until after the wedding of a
friend in Chicago, a classmate at college. He had asked them to act as
ushers. The twins were especially well-qualified to serve as ushers.
Since graduating they had performed that service for no fewer than
twenty members of the class and were past-masters at the trade. It was
only fair and right that they should usher for old Charley Whistler,
although the name was not quite as familiar as it ought to have been.
They couldn't quite place him, but so long as he had done them the
honour to ask them to take part in his wedding, they were reasonably
secure in the belief that he was all right. Before leaving New York,
they spent several hundred dollars on a joint wedding present, a habit
acquired when they first came out of college and which clung to them
through many marriages, no doubt because of the popularity of the
phrase: "Know all men by these presents, etc."
They were somewhat surprised on reaching Chicago to learn that
Charley Whistler did not live there at all, but in W——, a thriving
city not far removed from the Illinois metropolis. They could not have
been expected to know that dear old Charley lived in W—— when they
didn't even know there was such a place as W—— to live in. They
heard all about the place from Charley, however. It seemed to be a
city of distilleries. Everybody there was rich because everybody owned
"Come out and visit us," said Charley after he had told them what a
wonderful place it was. "I'm so busy I can't take more than two weeks
for a honeymoon. Any time after the first of June will be convenient,
boys. I'll show you a REAL town."
"There's only one real town," said Jefferson, his mind drifting
back to Manhattan Island.
"Only one," said Ripley.
"Bosh! Say, how many distilleries has New York got? Answer that,
"I don't know, but I'll bet ten dollars we could drink up in three
months all the whiskey you can make in W—— in a whole year."
Charley was silenced. He could only remark: "Well, there's more
money in making it than there is in drinking it." The twins assented.
"Anyhow, I wish you fellows could come out and see what we've got
there. I'd like to get some of the Van Winkle millions interested in
The twins exchanged glances. "The Van Winkle money is pretty well
tied up," said Jeff.
"Well, it won't be forever, will it? I want to get you young
fellows interested. And say, I can introduce you to some of the finest
girls this side of Paradise. The burg is full of 'em. Why, I've heard
New Yorkers say that they'd never seen so many pretty women or better
dressed ones than we've got right there in—"
"I know," interrupted Rip. "That's what you hear in every city in
America, big or little. And it's always the poor, impressionable New
Yorker who says it, the fellow who has to put up with the depressing
homeliness and dowdiness of Fifth Avenue. Give us a rest, Charley."
"Have you got a baseball team there?" demanded Jeff sarcastically.
"Sure! A peach, too. We're leading the league."
"The Peewee Valley League, of course. Two country clubs, too, with
brand new golf courses. Oh, we're getting to the front, let me tell—"
Charley stared. "Great Scott! Haven't you heard? It's been in all
the papers. The row in the Wayside Country Club? It's only two years
old, but, by George, they've had enough quarrels to last a New York
club a century. There was a split last fall, and a new club was
formed—the Elite Country Club. All the nicest people in town belong
to the Elite. Lot of muckers run the Wayside. If you—-"
"Which one has the distilleries?" asked Pip. "Both. The whiskey
people can't very well discriminate, don't you see? Same as the
breweries. It's good business for them to support both clubs. Good
Lord, it's six o'clock. You fellows will have to be at the church at
seven sharp, you know. Better dress pretty soon. So long. See you
The long and short of it was that the Van Winkle twins DID go out
to W——. They remained in Chicago for three weeks looking for work at
teas, bridge-parties, theatre-parties and luncheons at all of the
country clubs. They played golf and tennis when not engaged in looking
for work. Their joint four thousand dollars, pooled, had dwindled to
barely half that amount, but they were cheerful. Their only prayer was
that no one else in the class of '08 would decide to get married
before the summer was over.
W—— is a thriving, bustling, aggressive town in the Mississippi
Valley. It is not necessary to describe it in detail. The Van Winkles
were put up at the Commercial Club, the W—— Club and the two country
clubs. Charley Whistler attended to that. He was so proud of his two
distinguished ushers that he sadly neglected his bride in showing them
off to acquaintances during the first week of their stay.
Almost the first thing he did was to introduce them to the Barrows
sisters, treasured by W—— as her "fairest daughters." Every one in
town, including the editors, spoke of them familiarly as "Toots" and
"Beppy" Barrows, applying nicknames that had grown up with them and
had no connection whatever with the names they received when
christened. They were young, rich, lovely and apparently heart-whole.
Charley Whistler, being newly-wedded, wanted every one else in the
world to get married. He was continually saying that there was
"nothing like it," and resented some of the ironic rejoinders of men
who had been married all their lives, to hear them talk about it. So
he made haste to introduce the twins to the beautiful Barrows girls.
With a perfectly beautiful fidelity to the fitness of things, the
two Van Winkles fell prostrate before the charms of the two young
ladies, and spent nearly a month looking for work in their delightful
company. It was not until they realised that their funds were reduced
to almost nothing that they came down to earth with a thud. They had
less than one hundred dollars between them and destitution.
Sitting in the shade of a huge old oak near the first tee on the
Elite Club course, awaiting the appearance of the young women with
whom they were to play a mixed foursome, the twins fell to discussing
a subject they had dreaded to contemplate much less to broach.
"Jeff," said Rip, poking a dandelion with the head of his mashie,
"lend me fifty till next week."
"Fifty what?" enquired Jeff gloomily.
"Cents, of course," said Rip. "But I'll take it in dollars if you
happen to have them."
"We're up against it, old boy," said his brother, lighting a fresh
cigarette. "What's to be done?"
"I suppose we'll have to clear out," sighed Rip. "We can't go on in
this way. They are the finest, best girls I've ever known, and it's a
bloody shame to—to go on."
"Right-o! We've just got to clear out while our credit is good. I
hate to do it, though. I—I don't mind confessing that I'm heels over
head in love with her. It's a damned shame, isn't it?"
"You're no worse off than I am," groaned Rip. "We are a nice pair
of Romeos, aren't we? Good Lord, what will they think of us when they
find us out?"
"Well," mused Jeff, "they're sensible darlings. Maybe they'll
"Never! These western girls are not brought up to understand such
blighters as we are. We are a species known only to the effete East.
No; they will not understand. God knows I'm willing to work. The
trouble is, I haven't time."
"Well, we'll have to work, steal or starve."
"I can't steal and I won't starve. I'm afraid we'll have to move on
farther west. Cow-punching isn't bad if one—Here they come. Not a
word, old boy. We'll talk it over tonight. It's my notion we'd better
move on tomorrow while we've got the wherewithal. I'm not mean enough
to borrow money from Whistler and I haven't the face to ask Uncle
George to help us out. Darn him, I think he's the one who put it into
father's head to do this—"
"Sh!" hissed the other, coming to his feet as the trim, trig
figures of the Barrows girls drew near.
"Sorry to keep you waiting," said Toots, the elder of the two.
"Mrs. Garvin was telling a story in the locker room." Toots was an
exquisite blonde, tall, slender and lithesome.
"I've been slicing horribly of late, Mr. Van Winkle," said Beppy,
frowning prettily. "Can you straighten me out? What am I doing that's
wrong?" She was dark and brilliant, and quite as tall as her sister.
One would go miles to find two more comely maids than these.
"Standing too far away from the ball," said Jeff, to whom the
remark was addressed.
"I don't see why the club doesn't hire a professional," complained
she. "He could get rich showing the members how to play the sort of
golf they needn't be ashamed of."
"Three fourths of them don't know the difference between a mashie
and a mid-iron," said Toots. "We learned in England, you know."
"By Jove!" exclaimed Rip, apropos of nothing. A great light beamed
in his face.
"By Jove!" repeated Jeff, divining his thought.
Then, just to prove that they understood each other, they drove at
least two hundred and fifty yards off the first tee, straight down the
course. Jeff showed Beppy how to overcome the slice. She got a hundred
and fifty yard ball.
"For heaven's sake!" she exclaimed, surprised by her own prowess.
"How wonderful! And how easy, when you know how."
With singular coincidence of purpose, the two Van Winkles set about
to teach their partners how to play better golf than they had ever
played before. By the time they were playing the long eighth hole, the
young men were so exercised over the discovery of a vocation that they
sliced badly into the rough. Trudging side by side through the tall
grass, looking for balls which the caddies had lost, they addressed
each other in excited undertones.
"Nothing could suit me better," said Jeff.
"It's like finding money. Lessons at three dollars an hour and the
privilege of selling all the golf balls to the players. How's that?
Shall we tackle it?"
Jeff experienced a momentary pang of doubt. "Of course we'd lose
our standing as amateurs. We'd be professionals, you know."
"What's the odds? Even amateurs have to live, old son."
"What will the girls think of us?" dolefully.
"They can't blame us for earning an honest dollar."
"A Van Winkle earning an honest dollar!" scoffed Jeff, with a short
laugh. "It's incredible. No one will believe it."
"Here's what I think," said Rip seriously. "We ought to make a
clean breast of everything those girls. Tell 'em just how we stand.
I'll stake my head they'll stand for it."
"Tell 'em we've been kicked out by the governor?" gasped Jeff.
"Sure. A rich man's sons earning their daily bread by the sweat of
their brow. Horrible ogre of a father, d'ye see? Romance of the
highest order. By ginger, Jeff, I'm strong for it. It's honest work
and I'm not ashamed of it."
The Barrows girls witnessed the strange spectacle of two brothers
in quest of golf-balls shaking hands with each other in the centre of
a wire-grass swamp, and blinked their beautiful eyes in amazement.
At the "nineteenth hole," over tea and highballs, the Van Winkle
twins made humble confession to the high priestesses of W——. They
did not spare themselves. On the contrary, they confessed their utter
worthlessness and paid homage to the father who had sent them out in
the world to retrieve themselves.
"And what do you think of the scheme?" asked Rip at the end of a
lengthy and comprehensive explanation of the project in mind.
"Fine!" cried the two girls in a breath. "Then, the first thing to
do is to convince the club that it needs a professional," said Jeff
eagerly. He was looking into Beppy's big brown eyes.
"But it doesn't need TWO," spoke Toots.
The four faces fell. "I never thought of that," murmured Jeff.
"The Wayside Club has no instructor," cried Rip, grasping at a
"But no one thinks of going to Wayside," protested Toots. "They are
"Still they could be taught how to play golf," said Rip. "In any
event, beggars can't be choosers. We both want to stay in W——."
"Well, there's only one way out of it," said Beppy quickly. "You,
Ripley, apply to the Wayside for the position. Jefferson has already
spoken for the place here."
"He has not!" exclaimed Toots indignantly.
"He has! I am on the golf committee, so that settles it. I'll call
a meeting of the committee tomorrow—"
"I don't see why Ripley should be sacrificed—"
"Wait, girls," broke in Ripley with a laugh. "It's very flattering
to us, but please don't quarrel on our account. We can settle it
nicely by flipping a coin."
"Heads," said Jefferson without hesitation. He won. "Sorry, old
"We shall have to join Wayside," lamented Toots. "Oh, how I hate
"I wouldn't join until you see whether I land the place," advised
Ripley. "I suppose I COULD go to some other city."
Both girls uttered such a harmonious protest against that
alternative, that he said he wouldn't consider leaving his brother for
anything in the world.
"I know the president of Wayside," said Beppy consolingly. "He used
to be in business with father. I'll see him tomorrow and tell him—-"
"See him TODAY," advised Toots firmly.
"You are adorable," whispered Rip as he walked beside her toward
the automobile. "I wish I could do something to show how much I
appreciate your—your friendship." Her response was a most enchanting
smile. Under his breath he said: "Gad, I'd like to kiss you!" It is
barely possible that thoughts speak louder than words and that she
heard him, for she said something in reply under her own breath that
would have made it a very simple matter for him to kiss her if he had
been acquainted with the silent tongue.
The Van Winkle twins, in anticipation of success crowning their
efforts to become professional instructors in the two country clubs,
outlined a splendid and cunning campaign for themselves. By inspiring
a fierce rivalry between the would-be golfers of the two clubs, they
could build up a thriving practice in their chosen profession. The
rivalry was already bitter along other lines. If they could get the
men of the clubs into a fighting humour over the golf situation, there
would be no end to the lessons they would demand of their instructors.
By using a little strategy, the twins figured they could keep the
clubs in a state of perpetual tournament. The results would be far-
reaching and gratifying.
Before the end of the week, the redoubtable sons of old Bleecker
Van Winkle, "leaders of cotillions in the Four Hundred and idols of
Newport and Bar Harbor," (according to the local press), were
installed as instructors in the rival clubs. Everybody in town, except
the conspiring Barrows girls, regarded the situation as a huge joke.
The fashionable young "bloods" were merely doing it for the "fun of
the thing." That was the consensus of opinion. The news was
telegraphed to the New York papers and the headlines in Gotham were
worth seeing. The twins winked at each other and—played golf.
Be it said to their credit, they were soon earning twenty-five or
thirty dollars a day—and saving half of it!
So intense was the golf fever in W—— that the middle of July
found the links of both clubs so crowded that it was almost impossible
to play with anything except a putter. Nearly every foursome had a
gallery following it and no one spoke above a whisper after he entered
the club grounds, so eager were the members to respect the proprieties
of golf. Men who had but lately scoffed at the little white ball now
talked of stymies and lies and devits as if they had known them all
their lives. Hooks, tops and slices were on every man's tongue, and
you might have been pardoned for thinking that Bunker Hill was smack
in the centre of W——, and that Col. Bogie had come there to be
beaten to death in preference to being executed in any other city in
The merry Van Winkles, good fellows and good sports that they were,
thrived with the game, and kept straight down the course of true love
"Jeffy," said Rip one evening after returning from a rather
protracted call on Toots Barrows, "I have asked her to marry me."
"So have I," said Jeff, who had returned with him from the Barrows
home. "I wonder what the governor will say?"
"I'm not worrying about him. I'm wondering what the girls' mother
"No one will say we are marrying them for their money, that's
positive. Everybody here thinks we've got millions and millions."
"Oh, by the way, did she accept you!"
"Certainly. Did she accept you?"
"Of course. Another thing, did she say anything to you about
hurrying the thing along a bit, so as to have it over with before her
mother gets wind of it?"
"By George, she did. That's odd, isn't it? She's afraid her mother
will object to her marrying a New Yorker. Got some silly prejudice
against the Four Hundred. I said it couldn't happen any too soon for
me. We had a sort of a notion next week would be about right."
"It suits me," said the other. They shook hands. "I want to say,
here and now, that I love her with all my heart and soul, and I'll
never let her rue the day she married me. I love her, old son."
"Not a blamed bit more than I do," said Jeff fervently. "She's the
The next morning they saw by the newspaper that their father had
married his night nurse in the hospital and was going up into Maine to
That same day, on the seventh tee of the Elite course, Toots
promised to marry Ripley two weeks from Wednesday. At Wayside Beppy
told Jefferson she would marry him at the same time, but I think it
was on the ninth green.
"Mother will be wild when we cable the news to her," said she.
CHAPTER IV. ALL VAN WINKLES
The fortnight between that fateful day on the links and the
Wednesday aforesaid, was full of surprising complications for the Van
Winkle and Barrows families.
The two girls went into fits of hysteria on receipt of a cablegram
from their mother in Paris announcing her marriage to Mr. Courtney Van
Winkle, of New York. They were still more prostrated on learning from
their wide-eyed sweethearts that not only was Courtney their step-
father but he was on the point of becoming their brother-in-law as
well. A still greater shock came the day of their own double wedding
which took place in the Barrows mansion on Ardmore Avenue in the
presence of a small company of guests. It developed that the Mrs.
Smith who nursed old Mr. Van Winkle and afterwards married him was
their divorced sister, Mary, who had not only grown tired of a husband
but of nursing other women's husbands as well. The situation was
"Good heavens," said Rip, after the ceremony which linked the
entire Barrows family to the Van Winkles, "what relation are we to
"Well," said his wife, "for one thing, you are my uncle by
"And I am my father's brother-in-law. By the same argument, the
governor becomes his own son's son-in-law. Can you beat it?"
"Your brother becomes your father, and my mother is my sister. Now,
let's see what else—"
"And your sister is now your mother-in-law. By the way, has she any
"Two little girls," said Toots.
"That makes poor old Corky a grandfather," groaned Rip.
Pretty much the same conversation took place between Jeff and
"Corky is my father-brother," said Jeff, summing it all up.
On the high seas, Mr. and Mrs. Courtney Van Winkle threshed out the
amazing situation, and in the mists of the Maine coast, the
flabbergasted father of the three young men who fared forth to make
men of themselves agonised over the result of their efforts.
"When I am quite strong again, my dear," said he to the comely ex-
nurse—who, by the way, had engaged a male attendant to take her place
in looking after the convalescent gentleman, "we must have a family
gathering in New York. What is your mother like?"
"She is like all women who marry at her age," said she without
hesitation—and without rancour. "She's very silly. What sort of a
person is your son?"
"I don't know," said Mr. Van Winkle with conviction.
We will permit three months to slip by. No honeymoon should be
shorter than that. It is meet that we should grant our quiddlers three
and their excellent parent the supreme felicity of enjoying the period
without being spied upon by a mercenary story-teller. But all
interests, as well as all roads, lead to a common centre. The centre
in this case was New York City.
It goes without saying that the Barrows girls, Edith and Gwendolyn,
preferred New York to W—— as a place of residence. They married New
Yorkers and it was only right and proper that they should love New
York. Possessing a full third of the enormous fortune left by their
distilling father, they maintained that they could afford to live in
New York, even though their husbands remained out of employment for
the rest of their natural lives. We already know that Mrs. Corky Van
Winkle longed for a seat among the lofty, and that Mrs. Bleecker Van
Winkle had married at least two gentlemen of Gotham in the struggle to
feel at home there. Therefore, we are permitted to announce that
Jefferson and Ripley Van Winkle resigned their positions as golf-
instructors the instant the wedding bells began to ring, and went upon
the retired list with the record of an honourable, even distinguished
career behind them. They said something about going into "the Street,"
and their amiable and beautiful wives exclaimed that it would be
perfectly lovely of them. But, they added, there was really no excuse
We come now to the family gathering in the palatial home of Mr.
Courtney Van Winkle, just off Fifth Avenue (on the near east side),
and it is December. Corky's wife bought the place, furnished. He
couldn't stop her. The only flaw in the whole arrangement, according
to the ambitious Grand Duchess, was the deplorable accident that
admitted a trained nurse into the family circle. It would be very hard
to live down. She never could understand why Mr. Van Winkle did it!
The twins and their brides were occupying enormous suites at one of
the big hotels, pending the completion of a new and exclusive
apartment building in Fifth Avenue. They had been in town but a week
when Courtney and the Grand Duchess returned from Virginia Hot
Springs, where they had spent November. Old Mr. Van Winkle was just
out of the hospital after a second operation: an adhesion. He was
really unfit for the trip up town from the old Van Winkle mansion;
nevertheless, he made it rather than disappoint his new—(I use the
word provisionally)—daughter-in-law, who had set her heart upon
having the family see what she had bought. I am not quite certain that
she didn't include Corky in the exhibit.
There were introductions all around. Mr. Van Winkle, senior, was
presented to his mother-in-law and to his sisters, and, somewhat
facetiously, to his father-in-law, his brothers, his sons and his
daughters. Corky had the pleasure of meeting his three sons-in-law,
his three daughters-in-law, his two sisters, his brothers, his father
and his granddaughters-in-law. The twins—but why continue? Puzzles of
this character provide pleasure for those who choose to work them out
for themselves, and no doubt many who have followed the course of this
narrative are to be classed among them.
Of course, in his own home Corky sat at the head of the table, but
it is not to be assumed that he was the undisputed head of the family,
although he may have advanced claims to the distinction because of his
position as father-in-law to every one else of the name. Mr. Van
Winkle, pere, jocosely offered to relinquish the honour to his son,
and the twins vociferously shouted their approval.
"You are the oldest member of the family by marriage, Corky," said
Jeff, and was rewarded by a venomous stare from his joint mother-and-
"How you talk!" said the Grand Duchess, suddenly remembering her
lorgnette. The stare became intensified. "Isn't the house attractive,
Mr. Van Winkle?" she asked, turning to the old gentleman, with a
"Are you addressing me, my dear, as your son-in-law or as your
father- in-law?" enquired Mr. Van Winkle.
"Why do you ask?" she demanded.
"Because if you are speaking to me as your son, I prefer to be
"Stuff and nonsense, Mr. Van Winkle! Why, I scarcely know you."
"Won't you tell me your Christian name? I can't very well go about
calling my daughter MISSIS Van Winkle."
"Minervy—I mean Minerva. Of course, I shall expect you to call me
Minerva. I—I suppose it is only right that I should call you
Bleecker. Isn't it an odd situation?"
"I should say so," put in Rip. "I'll have to give up calling you
father, Bleecker. You are my brother now."
"I don't think we should carry a joke too far," said his father
"It's no joke," said Kip. "Is it, Father Corky?"
"See here, confound you, don't get funny," snapped Corky from the
head of the table. "You forget the servants."
"I'm not ashamed to have them hear me call you father, Corky,"
protested Rip. "I'll shout it from the house top if you think there's
any doubt about my sincerity."
"Don't tease, Ripley," said Toots. "Your poor brother is dreadfully
"You must go with me to the dressmaker's tomorrow, girls," said the
Grand Duchess, effectually putting a stop to the discussion. "I shall
be there all day trying on gowns, and I want your opinions."
"Didn't you have anything made in Paris, Mother?" cried Toots and
Beppy in unison.
"She did," said Corky emphatically. "We paid duty on seventy-three
gowns, to say nothing of other things."
"But they are all out of fashion by this time," said Mrs. Corky,
joyously. "They are at least three months old. I'm getting everything
new. The season promises to be an unusually brilliant one, doesn't it,
Every one waited for Gorky's reply. He appeared to have swallowed
something the wrong way. It was just like them to wait, CONFOUND them,
thought he resentfully.
"Yes," said he, so succinctly that the four ladies were bitterly
disappointed. For them, the topic called for the most elaborate
treatment. "I shall give a big ball right after the holidays," said
the Grand Duchess, determined to keep the subject going. "Corky and I
have been going over the list of invitations this week. We mean to
make it very select. On a rough estimate, we figure that the affair
won't cost a cent less than fifty thousand—"
"My dear!" cried Corky, rapping violently on the table with his
fork in his agitation.
"That's a pearl-handled fork," his wife reminded him, going very
red under her rouge.
At this juncture Jefferson arose and, clearing his throat, began a
toast to the brides.
"On your feet, gentlemen! Here's to the four Mrs. Van Winkles, the
fourest of the fair—I mean the fairest of the four—ouch!—the
fairest—of—the—fair. May they never know an hour of remorse! May
their hearts always beat time to the tune of love we shall sing into
their lovely ears, and may they be kind enough to forgive us our
transgressions while they listen to our eternal and everlasting song!
As the four gentlemen drained their glasses, the four ladies
applauded the eloquent Jeff.
"You must write that out for Corky, Jefferson," cried his
mother-in- law. "He may have an opportunity to spring it—"
"Ahem!" barked Corky, quite viciously.
"I am sure we shall all love one another and be happy to the end of
our days," cried Mrs. Bleecker Van Winkle, an extremely handsome woman
"Good for you, Mother!" shouted Rip, with enthusiasm and every one
laughed, Corky the loudest of all.
Beppy rose half way out of her seat and peered down the table in
the direction of her sister Mary.
"Stop holding hands, you silly things!" she cried, shaking her
finger at Bleecker Van Winkle and his wife.
"I'm not holding hands," cried Mary.
"She was feeling my pulse," explained the old gentleman hastily.
As a matter of fact, when Mary undertook to bestow upon her husband
the caress known as "holding hands" she invariably took his wrist
between her thumb and forefinger and absent-mindedly counted ten or
twelve before realising her mistake.
The father of the three young men took this particular moment to
revoke, in a very diplomatic way, the sentence he had declared a few
months earlier in the year. Without saying it in so many words, he
gave them to understand that he considered their fortunes made and
warmly congratulated them upon the successful issue of their
endeavours. He made so bold as to state that he took upon his own
shoulders all of the trivial mistakes they may have made during years
of adolescence, and gave to them the glory of achieving success when
failure might have been their lot because of the foolish adoration of
a doting parent. It was a very pretty speech, but the boys noticed
that he carefully refrained from acknowledging that they had made men
"And now," said he, in conclusion, "permit me to paraphrase the
toast of that amiable ancestor whom fiction has given to us, the
ancient Rip whose days will be longer than ours, whose life will run
smoothly through centuries to come: 'May we all live long—and
They drank it standing.
The Grand Duchess beamed. "So that dear old gentleman WAS your
ancestor after all. How glad I am to know it!"
"Yes, my dear daughter," said her venerable son-in-law, running his
fingers through his niveous thatch, "he was the first of the time-
wasting Van Winkles."
THE LATE MR. TAYLOR
Hawkins was not a drinking man. To be sure, he took a glass of
something occasionally, but he thoroughly understood himself at the
time. He took it to be companionable, that was all. Therefore, in view
of what happened to him on one unforgetable night, it is well to know
that Hawkins bore an impeccable reputation for sobriety. Likewise, his
veracity never had been seriously questioned.
The night was bitterly cold—so cold, in fact, that Hawkins
relished the prospect of remaining in-doors. There was a blizzard
blowing fifty knots an hour. Hawkins rarely used the word "mile," it
may be said; he was of a decidedly nautical turn ever since the
memorable trip to Europe and back. He was middle-aged and a bachelor.
This explains the fact that he was a man of habits if not of parts.
For years he had lived in cosy apartments on the fifth floor,
surrounded by unmistakable signs of connubial joy, but utterly
oblivious to these pertinent manifestations. Away back—I should say
abaft—in the dim past he had given some little thought to matrimony
but she was now almost beyond memory.
Each day after Hawkins had balanced the books at the bank—and they
always balanced, so methodical was Hawkins—he went for his stroll in
the park. Then came dinner, then a half hour or so of conversation
with the other boarders, and then the club or the theatre. Usually he
went home early in the night as he always went to town early in the
morning. The occasions were not infrequent when he could smile grimly
and pityingly upon one or more of his companions of the night before
as they passed him on their belated way home long after dawn. It was
then that Hawkins drew himself a trifle more erect, added a bit of
elasticity to his notably springy stride, and congratulated himself
warmly on being what he was.
Soon after eight o'clock on the night of the great blizzard,
Hawkins forsook the companionship of the disgruntled coterie
downstairs and retired to his library on the fifth floor. His suite
consisted of three rooms—and a bath, as they say when they talk of
letting them to you. There was a library, a bed chamber and a parlour
with broad couches against two of the walls. Sometimes Hawkins had
friends to stay all night with him. They slept on the couches because
it did not make any difference to them and because Hawkins was of a
philanthropic turn of mind when occasion demanded.
He got into his dressing gown and slippers, pulled the big leather
chair up to the blazing grate, and prepared for a long and enjoyable
visit with one Charles Dickens. A young woman of charm and persistence
had induced him, only the week before to purchase a full set of
Dickens with original Cruikshank engravings—although Hawkins secretly
confessed that he was sceptical—and it was not like him to spend
money without getting its full value in return. It was with some show
of gratitude then that he looked upon the blizzard which kept him
indoors for the night. Years ago he had read "Oliver Twist" and "David
Copperfield," but that was the extent of his acquaintance with
Dickens. Now that he had the full set on his shelves, it behooved him
to read the great Englishman from beginning to end.
"This is a terrible night," he mused, as he ran his eye along the
row of green and gilt books, and "Bleak House" seems especially fit
for the hour. "We'll begin with that."
Outside the wind howled like mad, shrieking around the corners as
if bent on destroying every bit of harmony in the world. It whistled
and screamed and gnashed its way through the helpless night, the
biting sleet so small that it could penetrate the very marrow of man.
Hawkins serenely tucked his heels into the cushions of the footstool
and laughed at the storm.
"I sha'n't be disturbed tonight, that's sure," he thought,
complacently. "No one but a drivelling idiot would venture out in such
a blizzard as this unless absolutely driven to it. 'Gad, that wind is
something awful! I haven't heard anything like it since last February
and that was when we had the coldest night in forty years, if one can
believe the weather bureau." Here Hawkins allowed "Bleak House" to
drop listlessly into his lap while he indulged in a moment or two of
retrospection. "Let's see; that was said to have been the deadliest
cold snap Chicago has ever known. Scores of people were frozen to
death on the streets and many of them in their homes. I hope there is
no one so luckless as to be homeless tonight. The hardiest man would
be helpless. Think of the poor cab-drivers and—oh, well, it doesn't
help matters to speculate on what may be happening outside. I shudder
to think, though, of what the papers will tell in the morning."
The midnight hour was close at hand before Hawkins reluctantly and
tenderly laid "Bleak House" on the library table, stretched himself
and prepared for bed. The blizzard had not lost any of its fury.
Indeed, it seemed to have grown more vicious, more merciless. Hawkins,
in his pajamas, lifted the curtain and sought a glimpse of the night
and its terrors. The window panes were white with frost. He scraped
away the thick layer and peered forth into the swirling storm.
"Worse than ever," he thought, a troubled look in his eyes. "Poor
devils, who ever you are, I feel for you if you're out in all this."
He turned off the lights, banked the fire on the grate and was soon
shivering between the icy sheets of his bed. It seemed to him they
never would get warm and cosy, as he had so confidently expected.
Hawkins, being a bank clerk, was a patient and enduring man. Years of
training had made him tolerant even to placidity. As he cuddled in the
bed, his head almost buried in the covers, he resignedly convinced
himself that warmth would come sooner or later and even as the chills
ran up and down his back he was philosophic. So much for system and a
Gradually the chill wore away and Hawkins slumbered, warm and
serene despite the wrath of the winds which battered against the walls
of his habitation. At just what minute sleep came he did not know. He
heard the clock striking the hour of twelve. Of that he was sure,
because he counted the strokes up to nine before they ran into a
confused jangle. He remembered wondering dimly if any one had been
able to distinguish the precise instant when sleep succeeds
wakefulness. At any rate, he slept.
The same little clock struck twice a few minutes after a sudden
chill aroused him to consciousness. For a moment or two he lay there
wondering how he came to be out-of-doors. He was so cold and damp that
some minutes of wakefulness were required to establish the fact that
he was still in his own room and bed. It struck Hawkins as strange
that the bedclothes, tucked about his head, seemed wet and heavy and
mouldy. He pulled them tightly about his shivering body, curled his
legs up until the knees almost touched the chin and—yes, Hawkins said
damn twice or thrice. It was not long until he was sufficiently awake
to realise that he was very much out of patience.
Presently he found himself sniffing the air, his nostrils dilating
with amazement. There was a distinct odour of earth, such as one
scents only in caverns or in mossy places where the sun is forever a
stranger. It was sickening, overpowering. Hawkins began to feel that
the chill did not come from the wintry winds outside but from some
cool, aguish influence in the room itself. Half asleep, he impatiently
strove to banish the cold, damp smell by pulling the coverlet over his
head. His feet felt moist and his knees were icy cold. The thick
blanket seemed plastered to his black, wet and rank with the smell of
"What in thunder is the matter with me?" growled he, to himself. "I
never felt this way before. It's like sleeping in a fog or worse. A
big slug of whiskey is what I need, but it's too infernal cold to get
out of bed after it. How the dickens is it that typhoid fever starts
in on a fellow? Chilly back and all that, I believe,—but I can't
recall anything clammy about it."
The more he thought of it the more worried he became; more earnest
became his efforts to shut out the chilly dampness. It occurred to him
that it would be wise to crawl out and poke up the fire in the next
room. Then he remembered that there was a gas grate in his bedroom,
behind the bureau. Of course, it would be quite a task to move the
bureau and even then he might find that the gas pipe was not connected
with the burner. The most sensible proceeding, he finally resolved,
would be to get up and rebuild the fire and afterward add an overcoat
and the cherished steamer rug to the bed coverings. Damper and damper
grew the atmosphere in the room. Everything seemed to reek with the
odour of rotting wood and mouldy earth; his nostrils drank the smell
of decaying vegetation and there seemed to be no diminution. Instead,
the horrible condition appeared to grow with each succeeding breath of
The palms of his hands were wet, his face was saturated. Hawkins
was conscious of a dreadful fear that he was covered with mildew.
Once, when he was a small boy, he had gone into a vault in the
cemetery with some relatives. Somehow, the same sensations he felt on
that far-off day were now creeping over him. The room seemed stifled
with the smell of dead air, cold and gruesome. He tried to convince
himself that he was dreaming, but it was too easy to believe the other
way. Suddenly his heart stopped beating and his blood turned to ice,
for there shot into his being the fear that some dreadful thing was
about to clutch him from behind, with cold, slimy hands. In his terror
he could almost feel the touch of ghastly fingers against his flesh.
With rigid, pulseless hands he threw the soggy covers from his face
and looked forth with wide startled eyes. His face was to the wall,
his back—(his cringing back)—to the open room. Hawkins was positive
that he had heard the clock strike two and he knew that no hour of the
winter's night was darker. And yet his eyes told him that his ears had
lied to him.
It was not inky darkness that met his gaze. The room was draped in
the grey of dawn, cold, harsh, lifeless. Every object on the wall was
plainly visible in this drear light. The light green stripes in the
wall paper were leaden in colour, the darker border above was almost
blue in its greyness. For many minutes Hawkins remained motionless in
his bed, seeking a solution of the mystery. Gradually the conviction
grew upon him that he was not alone in the room. There was no sound,
no visible proof that any one was present, but something supernatural
told him that an object—human or otherwise—was not far from his
side. The most horrible feeling came over him. He was ready to shriek
with terror, so positive was his belief that the room was occupied by
some dreadful thing.
Even as he prepared to turn his face toward the open room, there
came to his ears the most terrifying sound. Distinctly, plainly he
heard a chuckle, almost at the bedside. A chuckle, hollow, sepulchral,
mirthless. The hair on Hawkins's head stood straight on end. The
impulse to hide beneath the covers was conquered by the irresistible
desire to know the worst.
He whirled in the bed, rising to his elbow, his eyes as big as
dollars. Something indescribable had told him that the visitor was no
robber midnight marauder. He did not fear physical injury, strange as
it may seem.
There, in the awful grey light, sitting bolt upright in the Morris
chair, was the most appalling visitor that man ever had. For what
seemed hours to Hawkins, he gazed into the face of this ghastly being
—the grey, livid, puffy face of a man who had been dead for weeks.
Fascination is a better word than fright in describing the emotion
of the man who glared at this uncanny object. Unbelief was supreme in
his mind for a short time only. After the first tremendous shock, his
rigid figure relaxed and he trembled like a leaf. Horror seemed to be
turning his blood to ice, his hair to the whiteness of snow. Slowly
the natural curiosity of the human mind asserted itself. His eyes left
the face of the dread figure in the chair and took brief excursions
about the room in search of the person who had laughed an age before.
Horror increased when he became thoroughly convinced that he was alone
with the cadaver.
Whence came that chuckle?
Surely not from the lips of this pallid thing near the window. His
brain reeled. His stiff lips parted as if to cry out but no sound
In a jumbled, distorted way his reason began to question the
reality of the vision, and then to speculate on how the object came to
be in his room. To his certain knowledge, the doors and windows were
locked. No one could have brought the ghastly thing to his room for
the purpose of playing a joke on him. No, he almost shrieked in
revulsion, no one could have handled the terrible thing, even had it
been possible to place it there while he slept. And yet it had been
brought to his bedroom; it could not have come by means of its own.
He tried to arise, but his muscles seemed bound in fetters of
steel. In all his after life he was not to forget the picture of that
hideous figure, sitting there in the tomb-like grey. The face was
bloated and soft and flabby, beardless and putty-like; the lips thick
and colourless; the eyes wide, sightless and glassy. The black hair
was matted and plastered close to the skull, as if it had just come
from the water. The clothes that covered the corpse were wet, slimy
and reeking with the odour of stagnant water. Huge, stiff, puffy hands
extended over the ends of the chair's arms, the fingers twice the
natural size and absolutely shapeless. Truly, it was a most repulsive
object. There was no relief in the thought that the man might have
entered the room alive, in some mysterious manner, for every sign
revealed the fact that he had been dead for a long time.
Hawkins, in his horror, found himself thinking that if he were to
poke his finger suddenly into the cheek of the object, it would leave
an impression that hours might not obliterate.
It was dead, horribly dead, and—the chuckle? His ears must have
deceived him. No sound could have come from those pallid lips—
But the thing was speaking!
"It is so nice and warm here," came plainly and distinctly from the
Morris chair, the voice harsh and grating. Something rattled in each
tone. Hawkins felt his blood freeze within him and he knew his eyes
were bulging with terror. They were glued upon the frightful thing
across the room, but they saw no movement of the thick lips.
"Wha—What?" gasped Hawkins, involuntarily. His own voice sounded
high and squeaky.
"I've been so cursed cold," responded the corpse, and there were
indications of comfort in the weird tones. "Say, I've had a devil of a
time. It's good to find a warm spot again. The Lord knows I've been
looking for it long enough."
"Good Lord! Am I crazy? Is it actually talking?" murmured Hawkins,
clutching the bedclothes frantically.
"Of course, I'm talking. Say, I'm sorry to have disturbed you at
this time of night, but you wouldn't mind if you knew how much I've
suffered from this terrible cold. Don't throw me out, for God's sake.
Let me stay here till I thaw out, please do. You won't put me out,
will you?" The appeal in those racking tones was too grotesque for
"I wouldn't—wouldn't touch you for a million dollars," gasped
Hawkins. "Good Heavens, you're dead!"
"Certainly. Any fool could tell that," answered the dead man,
"Then—then how do you come to be here?" cried the owner of the
room. "How can you be dead and still able to talk? Who placed you in
"You'll have to excuse me, but my brain is a trifle dull just now.
It hasn't had time to thaw out, I fancy. In the first place, I think I
came up the fire escape and into that window. Don't get up, please; I
closed it after me. "What was the next question? Oh, yes—I remember.
It isn't an easy matter to talk, I'll confess. One's throat gets so
cold and stiff, you know. I kept mine in pretty good condition by
calling out for help all the time I was in the water."
"Yes. That's how I happen to be so wet and disagreeable. You see,
I've been out there in the lake for almost a year!"
Hawkins fell back in the bed, speechless. He started with fresh
terror when he passed his hand over his wet forehead. The hand was
"There's a lot of them out there, you may be sure. I stumbled over
them two or three times a day. No matter where you walk or float,
you're always seeing dead people out there. They're awful sights,
too,—give one the shivers. The trouble with most people who go to the
bottom is that they give up and are content to lie there forever,
washed around in the mud and sand in a most disgusting way. I couldn't
bear the thought of staying down there for ages, so I kept on trying
to get out. Shows what perseverance will do, doesn't it?"
"You don't mean to say that—that—Good Lord, I must have brain
fever!" cried poor Hawkins hoarsely.
"Do I annoy you? I'll be going presently, although I hate to leave
this warm corner. But you can rest assured of one thing: I'll never go
near that lake again. All the weight in the world couldn't drag me to
the bottom after what I've gone through. It's not right, I know, to
trespass like this. It's a rank shame. But don't be hard on me, Mr.—
"I don't know it," groaned Hawkins, who could not have told his
name if his life was at stake. He had forgotten everything except the
terrible thing in the Morris chair.
"My name is—or was—Taylor, Alfred B. Taylor. I used to live in
Lincoln Avenue, quite a distance out. Perhaps you have heard of me.
Didn't the newspapers have an account of my disappearance last
February? They always print such stuff, so I'm sure they had something
about me. I broke through the ice off Lincoln Park one day while
walking out toward the crib."
"I—I remember," Hawkins managed to whisper. "You were the Board of
Trade man who—who—"
"Who took one chance too many," completed the dead man, grimly. "A
Board of Trade man often gets on very thin ice, you know," the
sepulchral laugh that oozed from those grey lips rang in the
listener's ears till his dying day. "These clothes of mine were pretty
good the day I went down, but the water and the fishes have played
havoc with them, I'm afraid. It strikes me they won't hold together
"You—you don't look as though you'd hold together very long
yourself," ventured Hawkins, picking up a little courage.
"Do I look that bad?" asked Mr. Taylor, quite ruefully. "Well, I
daresay it's to be expected. I've been plodding around on the bottom
of the lake for a year and the wear and tear is enormous. For months I
was frozen stiff as a rail. Then summer came along and I was warmed up
a bit. The terrible cold snap we're having just now almost caught me
before I got out of the water. The trouble was, I lost my bearings and
wandered miles and miles out into the lake. Then it was like hunting a
needle in a haystack to find dry land. I'm sure I travelled a circle
for hundreds of miles before I accidentally wandered upon the beach
down there by the Fresh Air place. I really believe this is a colder
night than the first one I spent in the lake, and that day was
supposed to be a record breaker, I remember. Twenty-six below zero, if
I'm not mistaken. By George, I'm warming up nicely in here. I feel
like stretching a bit!"
"For God's sake, don't!" almost shrieked Hawkins, burying his head
beneath the covers.
"Very well, since you object," came to his muffled ears. "You must
be very warm in that bed. I'd give all I have in the world if I could
get into a nice warm bed like that once more."
Hawkins peeped from beneath the cover in dire apprehension, but was
intensely relieved to see that the terrible Mr. Taylor had not changed
his attitude. The eyes of the watcher suddenly fixed themselves on the
visitor's right hand. The member was slowly sliding off the arm of the
chair. Fascinated, Hawkins continued to watch its progress. At last,
it dropped heavily from its resting place. The position of the corpse
changed instantly, the sudden jerk of the dead weight pulling the body
forward and to one side. The head lolled to the right and the lower
jaw dropped, leaving the mouth half open. One eyelid closed slowly, as
if the cadaver was bestowing a friendly wink upon his host.
"Very awkward of me," apologised Mr. Taylor, his voice not so
distinct, his words considerably jumbled on account of the unfortunate
mishap to his mouth.
"Get out of here!" shrieked Hawkins, unable to endure the horror
any longer. "Get out!"
"Oh, you don't mean that, do you?" pleaded the thing in the chair.
"I'm just beginning to feel comfortable and—"
"Get out!" again cried Hawkins, frenzied.
"It's rotten mean of you, old man," said Mr. Taylor. "I wouldn't
turn you out if our positions were reversed. Hang it, man, I'd be
humane. I'd ask you to get into bed and warm up thoroughly. And I'd
set out the whiskey, too."
But Hawkins was speechless.
"Confound your penurious soul," growled Mr. Taylor, after a long
silence, "I've a notion to climb into that bed anyhow. If you want to
throw me out, go ahead. I'm used to being knocked about and a little
more of it won't hurt me, I guess. Move over there, old man. I'm going
to get in."
With a scream of terror, Hawkins leaped up in the bed. The dead man
was slowly rising from the chair, one eye fixed on the ceiling, the
other directed toward the floor. Just as the awful body lurched
forward, Hawkins sprang from the bed and struck out frantically with
his clenched hand. The knuckles lodged against the bulging brow of the
dead man and they seemed to go clear to the skull, burying themselves
in the cushion-like flesh. As the horrid object crashed to the floor,
Hawkins flew through the library and into the hall, crying like a
Other occupants of the building, awakened by the frightful shrieks,
found him crouching in a corner on one of the stair landings, his wide
eyes staring up the steps down which he had just tumbled. It was an
interminably long time before he could tell them what had happened and
then they all assured him he had been dreaming. But Hawkins knew he
had not been dreaming.
Three of the men who went to his bedroom came hurriedly down the
stairs, white-faced and trembling. They had not seen the corpse but
they had found plenty of evidence to prove that something terrible had
been in Hawkins' bedroom.
The window was open and the chair which stood in front of it was
overturned, as if some one had upset it in crawling out upon the fire
escape platform. One of the men looked out into the night. He saw a
man crossing the street in the very face of the gale, running as if
pursued. It was too dark to see the man's face, but the observer was
sure that he turned twice to look up at the open window. The figure
turned into an alley, going toward the lake.
The Morris chair was wet and foul-smelling, and the floor was
saturated in places. A piece of cloth, soaked with mud, was found
beneath the window sill. Evidently it had been caught and torn away by
the curtain hook on the window sash. Hawkins would not go near the
room and it was weeks before he was able to resume work at the bank.
And, stranger than all else, the dead body of a man was found in
the snow near the Fresh Air Sanitarium the next morning, but no one
could identify the corpse. The man had been dead for months.
THE TEN DOLLAR BILL. A CHRISTMAS
Mr. and Mrs. Digby Trotter had been married just five years. Five
years before Digby had gone to his father to tell him that he intended
to marry Kate Anderson. The old gentleman grew very red in the face
and observed, more forcibly than considerately:
"You must be a dod-gasted idiot! You get married? And to that
brainless little fool whose father exhorts or extorts religion for
$600 a year at that miserable little church over there on Queen
Street—is that the girl you mean?" And then Trotter, pere, ceased
speaking to look searchingly into his son's face; an embarrassed smile
brightened his grim old countenance and he went on, good humour
growing stronger in each succeeding word: "You rascal! Why did you
tell me that? Do you know, for a moment, I actually thought you were
in earnest, and—well, demme! it did work me up a little. I ought to
have known better, too—but, then, you did say it as if you meant it.
Excuse me, boy; I guess I'm the fool, myself."
"That remains to be seen, sir," was the most polite thing that his
son could say under the circumstances, taking his hands out of his
pockets and putting them back again at once. "You see, it's this way,
Father, you laughed too soon. It's not so devilish much of a joke as
you think. I meant it."
Mr. Trotter's smile faded away as does the sunshine that hides
itself in the dusk of eventide. Father and son grew warm in the
discussion of this most amazing determination on the part of the
latter and it all came to a sharp end when both lost temper. When
Digby jammed his hat down over his eyes, buttoned close his overcoat
and dashed out of the bank into the street, he might have been heard
to say, as a parting shot:
"I'll marry her now if I starve for two thousand years!"
And marry her he did.
Trotter, senior, did not attend the wedding, did not send the young
couple a present, nor a greeting; in fact, he did nothing but ignore
them completely. He had told Digby that he would never forgive him and
had gone so far as to call on poor little Dr. Anderson, the
unfortunate possessor of a pretty daughter and a $600 charge,
expressing himself as earnestly averse to the union of their children.
When he had concluded his interview with the minister the latter was
extremely pale and nervous, but he was master of the situation. He
stood, holding open the door to his plain, pitiful old study and Mr.
Trotter, very much injured and crestfallen, was passing out with these
words stinging his ears:
"I am sorry, sir—just as sorry as you. I like Digby; he is a good,
open-hearted boy, but I had hoped to see Kate better wedded!" Then he
closed the door and seated himself in the old cushioned chair, staring
at the grate until the glare seemed to hurt his eyes. At least, they
grew very hot and dry, then streaming wet.
And so they were married five years ago. Since then their struggle
had been a hard one; both ends would not meet, no matter how firmly
Digby persevered in his efforts to bring about such a union. He would
not, could not ask his father for assistance, nor would that patient,
faithful little wife have permitted him to harbour such a design had
he weakened in his avowed intention to "get along without a dollar
from dad." Notwithstanding their feeble warfare against privation, in
which defeat hovered constantly over fields where victory seemed
assured, theirs had been a happy sort of misery. Digby loved Kate and
Kate worshipped him; his pity for her was overwhelmed by the
earnestness with which she pitied him. No struggle of his failed but
that she shouldered and bore the failure with him, cheering him when
he felt like lagging, smiling when he despaired the deepest. Between
them a speck of joy grew larger, brighter each day despite the gloom
that surrounded it. Their child was their one possession of worth, 4-
year-old Helen—sunny-faced Helen—Helen who suffered none of the
pangs because of the sacrifices made by those whose darkness she
Trotter had married Kate with a heart overrunning with the glorious
ambition of untried youth, the happy confidence of strength, fully
convinced that nothing was necessary toward securing success save the
establishment of a purpose. And that is quite, quite the fact.
They began with a dollar and they had seen but few, since the
beginning, that they could call their own. Too late did Digby learn
that he knew but little and that the world was full of young men whose
beginning in life had been so much worse than his that necessity had
made them equal to the struggle for which he had been so illy prepared
by an indulgent parent. Digby found the banks in which he had hoped to
secure positions thronged with clerks and accountants who had worked
slowly, painfully from the bottom upward. Grey-haired men, whose lives
had been spent in the one great battle for gold, told him of their
years in the patient ranks; thoughtful-faced young men told him how
they had been office boys, messenger boys, even janitor boys, in the
climb up the Matterhorn of success. Here he was a man of 25, strong,
bright and the possessor of an unusual intelligence, a college man, a
rich man's son, but poorer than the smallest clerk that had ever bent
his throbbing, ambitious head over the desk in his father's bank, and
who had often envied the life of his employer's son. Now that son was
beneath them all because he did not know how to work!
Work—toil—slave! The definition of success.
At first the failures originating from inexperience had been of
small consequence to Digby. His old-time independence resisted the
harsh criticisms of his first employers and he had, on more than one
occasion, thrown away fair positions because the spirit could not
endure the thumb of mastery. For months he rebelled against the
requirements of servitude, but gradually it dawned upon him that
though the rich man was his father he was no longer the rich man's
So, when the first year of their wedded life had rolled by, Digby
Trotter, still neat, still independent, yet not so defiant—wore a
haggard look which could no longer be disguised. The once fashionable
garments were beginning to look shabby; his recently purchased
clothing had come from the bargain counters in cheap "ready-made"
establishments; his once constantly used evening dress suit hung in a
closet, lonely and forlorn, minus the trousers. He was keeping the
books in a street car office and his salary was $40 a month.
When, at the close of their first happy, miserable year, her father
died and their baby was born, many changes came. They were forced to
take the house for themselves and had to be accountable for the rent.
Dr. Anderson had given them the right to call his home their own so
long as he should live and it was the earnings of two men that kept
the little establishment crowded with happiness, if not comforts,
during his lifetime. One day a blow came to them. The landlord ejected
them. Kate wept as she passed out through the little front gate,
leaving behind the dear old home with its rose bushes, its lilacs, its
gravelled walks, perhaps forever. Digby buttoned his coat tightly
about his thinning figure and scowled as he followed her through the
gate. He scowled at that invisible fate which preceded them both. Now,
at the end of five years, they were living in a tenement house, a
crowded, filthy place, ruled by a miserly, relentless landlord, whose
gold was his god.
The young husband had been employed by many men and in many
occupations during these five years. Fate pursued him always, despite
his dogged determination, his earnest efforts to surmount the
obstacles which crowded his path to happiness and peace. If a
reduction was necessary in a working force he was one of the first to
go: if any one was to be superseded by a new and favoured applicant he
was the one. On many occasions he had taken up his coat and hat,
stepping to the pavement with the crushed heart of a despairing man,
tears in his wistful eyes, his tired brain filling, almost bursting
with the thoughts of the little woman whose brave eyes would grow
large and bright when he told her of the end, and who would kiss him
and bid him not to despair. He could almost hear her suppressed sob as
he thought of her, her head upon his shoulder, her soft voice blaming
herself for having dragged him down to this.
In this warfare of poverty they had seen many hungry days, many
hardships, but neither had relinquished faith in Digby's ability to
baffle adversity and stem the tide. Like tennis balls, they had been
batted from one end of the year to the other, and now, at this time,
Digby Trotter and wife had become members of New York's "floating
population." Seldom did they live in one place more than three months,
sometimes less than one. Frequently they moved because their
surroundings were so distasteful to Kate, whose natural sense of
refinement was averse, not to poverty and squalor, but to the vice
with which it often is associated in districts where an ignorant and
vicious element flocks as if drawn by the magnetism of sin.
A man of strong will was Digby, and a woman of wonderful strength
of purpose was his wife, or he would have lost heart, and lost her in
the end. Only once had he come home to her intoxicated, driven to it
through despair and by what he thought to be approaching illness. On
awakening from the drunken sleep shame made him fear to meet the eyes
of her who suffered with him. But she had gently said:
"Don't be ashamed, Digby; poor, dear boy! You couldn't help it, I
know. But, dear, do try to be strong, stronger than ever, for baby's
sake if not for your own and mine. We shall all be happy yet, I'm sure
we shall, if you—if you will but resist that one misfortune."
He never drank another drop of liquor.
Then, at last, the brave little woman took in plain sewing, greatly
to Digby's anguish and mortification. Never had he felt so little like
a man as when she showed so plainly that it was necessary for her to
assist in the maintenance of the little household over which he
presided. The few dollars that she could earn kept them supplied with
food—at least part of the time. His odd jobs helped; the dollar that
he earned once in a while was made to go a long way. Not once did she
complain, not once did she cry out against the son who had taken his
father's curse for her sake. There are but few women who would be so
When he came home at nights, climbing the wearisome steps that led
to their miserable home near the roof of the vast building he knew
that she would smile and kiss him, that the baby would laugh and climb
gaily upon his knee, and he knew that he would not have to tell her
that he had failed to find the coveted employment. His face would be
the indicator, and, beneath her first smile of welcome, he could
always distinguish the searching glance of anxiety; under her warm
kiss he could feel the words:
"Poor boy! I am sorry; you have tried so hard!"
Their home was poor, poorer than Digby had thought any man's home
could be, but there was no sign of the filth that characterised the
condition of other homes in the house. Mrs. Trotter kept it clean,
kept it neat, and kept it as bright as possible. While they were as
poor, if not poorer than the other inhabitants of this roofed world,
they were looked upon as and called "the aristocrats." No poverty
could remove nor deface the indelible stamp of superiority which good
blood and culture had given them as birthrights. Their apparel was
cleaner than anything of its kind in the building, fairly immaculate
when compared with the wretched garb of the beings who were looked
upon as human but who were—well, they were unfortunate to have that
distinction; something less would have been more fitting.
When occasion presented, Digby would bring home flowers, plucked
from the gardens that he passed. Kate would bedeck the room with the
blossoms, her eyes glistening as she thought of the lovely spot she
had known five long years ago. Once in awhile the more beautiful of
his tributes would adorn her coal black hair, lending wealth to what
seemed so much like waste.
They had curtains for their windows, too—muslin, of course—and,
although the windows were almost paneless, they presented quite a
home-like appearance, especially from the street, eight floors below.
Heavy wads of cloth served as glass in most of the vacant places, but
they did not serve well as light filterers. Besides all these
valuables they owned a bedstead, a stove, some chairs, a table, a
sewing machine and a mirror. Not another family in the house owned a
But they were lovers ever—the same, sweet comrades in love. The
baby was their Cupid at whose shrine they worshipped. She ruled their
affections and there was no kingdom wider than her domain. Digby,
covered with shame, despair and bitterness against the world, turned
himself loose into the pasture of joy when she cooed her authority;
romped like a boy whose heart had never felt as heavy as a chunk of
lead; talked to her, sang to her with a voice that had never felt the
quiver of dismay. Upon these sad pleasantries Mrs. Trotter smiled her
worship. Better than all, Digby had never been compelled to walk with
her for two or three hours in the middle of the night. It is said that
she was the only child on earth that never had the colic.
On the 23d of December in the year of our story, Digby had gone,
bright and early, to the big queensware store of Balling and Peet,
word having reached him that they needed extra help during the
holidays. When he neared his old haunts, the prominent downtown
streets, instead of going boldly along the sidewalks as of yore, he
slunk through alleys and across corners avoiding all possible chance
of meeting the acquaintances of bygone days, the men about town, the
women he had known, none of whom would know him now. It was not that
he feared their recognition, but that they would refuse to look at him
The morning was bright and crisp, cold and prophetic of still
greater chill. Men in great overcoats passed him, muffled to the chin,
their whiskers frosty with the whitened air of life that came from
tingling noses; ruddy cheeks abounded on this typical winter day. Mr.
Trotter possessed no overcoat, but presumably following the fashion
set out by other wintry pedestrians, his thin sack coat was buttoned
tightly and the collar turned up defiantly. His well-brushed though
seedy Derby looked chilly as it topped off his shivering features. His
face was blue, not ruddy. Here and there he passed companions in
poverty, but their rags were worse than his, their faces more haggard.
Never did he feel more like the gentleman than when he saw what he
could be if he were not one.
Something jaunty beneath his brow-beaten spirits told him that he
was to have work, that his mission would be productive of the result
so long desired. In three months he had earned but ten days' wages and
he had found it rather difficult, not to say annoying to be a
gentleman with nothing on which to keep up outward appearances.
With an exultant feeling he approached the big store, but as he
entered it the old trepidation returned, the old anxiety, the old
shudder at the thought of failure. Being directed to the manager of
the busy establishment, he accosted him in the office, something like
meekness underlying the apparent straightforwardness to which his
manly exterior seemed so well acquainted.
The manager was different from others of his ilk. He greeted the
applicant kindly and told him to come back the next day at noon and he
would be set to work in the express department. If he proved
satisfactory he would be retained during the whole week, perhaps
permanently. They were looking for good men there, he said. Digby's
whole being seemed lighter than it had been for months when he left
the place and hurried homeward.
Kate's heart thumped strangely when she heard him coming down the
long hall with great rapid strides, so unlike the usual slow,
deliberate tread. She opened the door to admit him and when he clasped
her in his arms and rained kisses upon her face she knew that she was
but receiving the proofs of her sudden guess. Their frugal meal was
dispatched slowly, the diners allowing their tongues to display
greater diligence than their teeth. They were all very happy.
The great rush of business was at its height when Digby strode
between the counters of Balling and Peet's store the next day noon, on
his way to the office. Hundreds of people thronged the place, and he
could not help thinking of the days when he, a lad, had accompanied
his mother to this same great store where purchases were made that now
seemed like dreams to him. The smallest priced article that stood on
the counters was now beyond his power of possession. Mr. Sampson, the
manager, was in the office when Digby entered.
"Ah, you are here, I see," he said, but his voice was not so
friendly as it had been on the day before. "I am sorry, Mr.—Mr.—"
"Trotter," volunteered Digby, forgetting to add the servile "sir."
His heart was cold with apprehension.
"We were forced by rush of business this morning to put extra men
to work much earlier than I had expected. Not knowing your address I
could not notify you, and we have filled the places with men who came
in early. We did not expect the rush quite so early, you see. I am
sorry, sir. Perhaps we can do something for you later on."
Digby's eyes were misty, but there was a gleam of proud resentment
beneath the mist. His first thought was: "How can I go home and tell
her of this?"
"Have you nothing else, sir, that I can do?" he asked, from the
depths of his disappointment. He actually hated the man who had failed
to remember him—unreasonably, he knew, but he hated him.
"Nothing, I believe, Mr.—Mr. Potter—no, there is nothing at all.
Good day." The manager turned to his desk and Digby, smarting to the
very centre of his heart, shot a glance of insulted pride toward him,
while beneath his breath there welled the unhappy threat: "I'll some
day make you remember me! I'll not always be at the bottom."
Defiantly he strode from the office, banging the door after him
indignantly. The manager looked around in mild surprise and muttered:
"Poor devil! I suppose he hasn't had a drink all day."
When Digby reached the sidewalk the bright sunlight sent him
tumbling back into the reality of his position. Hardly knowing what he
did, he turned the corner, meeting the cutting wind from the west. The
moisture that came into his tired eyes as he walked dejectedly along,
however, was not caused by the wind. It came from the cells of shame,
disconsolation and despair.
Ahead of him on the busy thoroughfare walked an old-time friend,
Joe Delapere. But a few years ago they had been boon companions,
running the same race, following the same course together. Now one
slunk along, shorn of his rapid spurs, while the other sped the gay
course in happy unconcern. If Joe had a care it was over his love
affairs, and, as he had admitted, they were annoyances more than cares
after he had ceased to care. Digby was bitter against the world he had
once inhabited, his father more than all the rest of it together. That
was the difference between their ways of looking at the world.
Delapere stepped to the edge of the sidewalk and hailed a cab, a
sudden and increasing flurry of snow changing his desire to walk into
the necessity of riding. Cabby came dashing up and Joe pulled forth
his well filled purse.
"Get me to No. — Morton avenue in five minutes and another dollar
is yours. Be brisk, now!" Selecting a bill, he handed it to the driver
and sprang into the cab. To his box climbed the well-urged driver,
crack went his whip and once more the boon companions went their
different ways—in different fashion.
But as Delapere thrust his purse back into his coat pocket
something fluttered to the gutter. Digby's hungry eyes saw at a glance
that it was a bank note, and, calling to the cabman, he rushed to
curbing and fished the bill from the slush.
A ten dollar bill! And the cabman had not heard his shout! Putting
his cold fingers to his lips he gave vent to that shrill whistle which
always attracts the attention of Jehu, but the cabby was earning his
extra dollar and heard nothing, saw nothing, felt nothing but the big
flakes that struck his tingling face Digby stopped at the corner and
saw the cab disappear down the street.
"I'll take it to him tomorrow," he resolved. As he started to put
the bill into his pocket the thought came to him that Kate and the
baby were suffering. All the way home he battled with his conscience,
striving to convince himself that Delapere had not dropped the note,
that it belonged to him by virtue of discovery, and that he deserved
it if any one in the world did. At last there came a solution. He
would explain it all to Kate and take her advice. He knew she would
insist that he take it to the owner at once, and his conscience was
temporarily eased. But, he would have to confess that he had failed to
find work! Ah, that was the rub!
Another thought! Why should he tell her he had failed! Why not
deceive her? He had the amount of a week's wages in his pocket and he
had but to absent himself from the house during the days to carry out
the deception. Conscience was gone—everything was gone except the
desire to shield the ones at home.
At 5 o'clock he climbed the stairs, feeling like a joint thief and
millionaire, possessing the sort of conscience that both ignore. Kate
met him at the door of their room and he smiled gaily as he kissed her
then snatched the baby from between his feet where she had planted
herself precipitously. Kate was looking at him when he took his seat
near the stove in which burned the remnants of store boxes that he had
found that morning. His eyes could not meet hers when she asked:
"Is it all that you thought it would be, Digby?"
"Yes; I am pleased with the place. I only hope it will be
"Didn't they give you any satisfaction about the time that they
will need you?"
"Not over a week, they said, but there is chance for a permanent
place, of course."
"What—er—what are they to pay you, dear?"
"Ten dollars a week—it will be a great help, won't it? The rent
can be paid and you can have something warm to wear and—and—" then
he interrupted himself to stir up the fire, a wave of guilt causing
him to withdraw from the ordeal imposed by her trusting blue eyes. "By
the way, Kate, we must be quite merry tonight—isn't that so, Nell?
Pop's got a job!" And with forced gaiety he juggled the laughing child
toward the ceiling. "We ought to eat, drink and be merry. But—
"(lugubriously)—"what have we to eat and drink, not counting the
"Bread, liver and water—a feast, isn't it? But, oh, Digby, how
many there are who have not even that. And tomorrow is Christmas, too.
What shall we have for our grand dinner?"
"We'll have to have a change, to be sure—you can warm over the
water, liver and bread."
"I have a few cents left, dear—I could have sent with you for a
few little extras for tonight, too. I wish I had; it would be so
jolly, wouldn't it?"
"I haven't had a cent for so long that I—I don't know how it would
feel. Keep your money, Kate; I'll have some tomorrow. I have made
arrangements to draw my pay every day." He felt like a murderer as he
sat there with that fortune in his trousers pocket. Then he danced and
romped with Helen as only he could romp. In the midst of one of the
wildest figures Kate suddenly seized his arm and cried.
"Digby Trotter! Stoop over, this instant! Why, what kind of a wife
am I? Good gracious, but you need a patch there—it's positively
disgraceful. How long have you been going around with that hole
"I don't know—in fact, I had not observed it," he answered, like a
"And your coat is so short, too. Take them off at once and I'll put
a patch there before I do another thing."
"I'll have to go to bed, my dear. Can't you patch 'em with 'em on
"Of course not! I'd certainly sew them fast to your person. Go to
bed, if you please, then. I'll promise not to be long."
And so the head of the house had to go to bed while its mistress
repaired the garment.
"Say, Kate," called out Digby from the bed, where he was playing
with the baby, "that's a positive proof that I've been compelled to
sit around a good deal this year, isn't it?"
"The evidence is certainly damaging," she replied, laughingly, her
fingers busy with the repairs.
"Do the knees require patching, deary?"
"Not in the least; they are the soundest part of the pants," said
Just then something slipped from one of the pockets and fell
noiselessly to the floor, Kate's eyes catching sight of it as it
fluttered before them.
A ten dollar bill!
And he had told her that he had no money! Poor bewildered Kate
picked up the bill and sat staring at it with wide-spread eyes, her
thoughts chaos. Had he been lying to her all along? Was there money in
his pockets all these months through which she had slaved to help him
keep their little home together? Deep into her unwilling heart sank a
shaft of distrust, the first it had ever felt. Then for shame she
tried to withdraw the shaft, to ease the pain it had caused, but with
all her tugging the thought went deeper, beyond control, becoming
rooted, settled in that long unblemished home of fidelity, love and
A hundred excuses came to his defence, but her bewildered brain
could not complete them; they became chaotic conflicts between
devotion and suspicion. No sooner did she see her way clear than it
was blocked again. There was the bill! It had fallen from his
pocket—more money than she had known him to possess in months. And
with that bill in his pocket he had wilfully told her that he had no
money, not even a cent. Distrust grew stronger, faith faded away,
resentment flooded the heart of the loving little woman, and the years
of happy misery she had spent with him became the memory of deception
and neglect. Tears welled up in the glittering eyes; then her teeth
came firmly together as if to suppress the emotion with which she
found herself struggling. The bitterness of reproach came to her as
she turned toward the bed on which frolicked the husband and the
child. The child! He played, toyed with the little one, whose every
want he had forgotten, with money in his selfish pockets. His wife
found herself beginning to hate, to despise him.
But words refused to come, the reproach was unuttered, for a sudden
thought intervened. The thought was mother to a resolution and Digby
Trotter was spared.
"I guess I'll go down town," said Digby when he stood clothed as he
had been before Kate discovered the necessity for a patch. "Perhaps I
can get a chance to help some one of the store-keepers this evening
and earn enough to get up a little dinner for tomorrow." He was
buttoning his little coat tightly around his neck as he made this
declaration, and he noticed that Kate did not respond. "Come, kiss
popper good-bye," he cried to the child and the response was ready,
eager. Then he looked at Kate's quiet figure bending over the sewing
near the candle flame. A cold chill shot over him, piercing deeper
than the chills of the night without. Something like fear, suspense,
grew in his heart as he bent his eyes upon the form of one who had
never allowed him to leave her presence without a kiss, a cheery word.
For an instant the thought came to him that she had at last ceased to
love the useless beggar, the robber of her joys, the man who had
dragged her from comfort to this life of squalor. With inconsiderate
swiftness came the memory of the days when he and the same Joe
Delapere had been rivals for her love, both rich and influential. She
had chosen the one who bore her down; perhaps now she was regretting
the choice in a heart that longed for the other. She had spoken of Joe
frequently during the past two weeks and had told him of numerous
accidental meetings with his old-time rival. But, in an instant more,
his heart had revolted against this gross suspicion, hardly formed,
and he almost cursed himself for the moment of doubt. Dear, dear
"Kate," he said, "aren't you going to kiss me?" He was astonished
by the flushed face she turned toward him and at the wavering eyes
which met his in a fashion so strange that he felt a second chill go
through his being.
"Certainly, dear," she said, coming to his side. "Baby shall not
undo me in politeness."
"Affection would sound better," he said, taking her cold, almost
lifeless hands in his. He stooped to kiss the lips upturned to his,
but drew back, a dismal uncertainty taking possession of him. "What is
the matter, Kate? Tell me, dear. Don't you want to kiss me?" He could
not prevent the moisture from dimming his eyes, drawn by the pride
which felt itself put to shame.
"I'll kiss you whether I want to or not," she said, smiling
vaguely, and their lips met—both cold, fearful.
As Digby hurried down the long, narrow stairways and out in the
biting air his fear and apprehension grew. Wonder, even dismay,
charged upon him, and his excited imagination recalled the many little
short- comings he had observed in Kate's behaviour of late, all of
which began to assume startling proportions, convincing him beyond all
doubt that something was wrong, woefully wrong. Could it be possible
that he had lost her love, her respect? Had she at last ceased to love
the unfortunate being who had battled so feebly in her behalf? Ah, his
heart waxed sore; he felt not the frost without, but the chill within.
What was he to do? What was left to do? He had started from home
intending to purchase a turkey, some toys for Helen, some sweet little
remembrance for the wife he had thought so loving, but his happy
designs had been frustrated. The chilling heart refused to return to
the warmth of expected joy, to recognise the feelings of anticipation.
"Ah, well," he sighed, almost aloud, to the hurrying wind, "what
else can I expect? I have done all I could; no man could do more and
no woman could have borne more than she. Truly she has borne too
much—I cannot blame her—but, oh, how can she—how can she turn
against me now. After all—after all!"
For blocks he rambled on in this manner, seeing no one as he
passed, observing nothing. At last his face grew brighter and a
momentary shadow of joy overspread it.
"I'll take home the turkey, the toys and the shawl to them. They
shall have them if Delapere never sees his money again—if Kate never
kisses me again in her life. I'll tell her the truth about the money!"
Nevertheless it was with a guilty feeling that he ran his hand into
his trousers pocket to fondle the bill. The fingers wriggled around in
the depths, poking into every corner, searching most anxiously. Then
the other dived into the opposite pocket and the fingers found no
bill. With a startled exclamation he came to a standstill on the
sidewalk and a vigorous investigation was begun, his expression
growing more bewildered and alarmed as the search grew more hopeless.
The bill was gone! Lost!
Passers-by noticed the abstracted man fumbling in his pockets,
muttering to himself, and one man asked, cheerfully:
"Lost something, pardner?"
Digby Trotter did not answer. He walked slowly down the street, his
cold hands reposing listlessly in his empty pockets, his heart in his
boots, his eyes looking vacantly toward his heart.
"It wasn't mine; I had no right to it," he murmured, time and
again. Aimlessly about the streets he wandered, turning homeward at
last, depressed, despising himself, ready to give up in spirit. He was
going home to Kate, expecting no love to greet him, feeling in his
heart that he deserved none.
As he passed the crowded stores he saw the turkeys, the chickens,
the oysters, the apples—all of which he might have bought with the
lost bill. "What use is there to be honest?" he asked of himself.
Without knowing what he did, nor from whence came the resolution, he
discovered that he determined to steal a turkey! And he did not feel
guilty; it seemed as if he had no conscience. Something stilled that
hitherto relentless foe to vice which virtue calls conscience and his
whole being throbbed with the delights of the sin that is condemned in
the ten commandments. Stealing? "Thou shalt not steal." But he did not
feel that he was stealing, so where was the sin? Despising only the
level to which his fortunes had fallen he saw without a conscience,
without a moral fear. It all seemed so natural that he should take
home a turkey, the cranberries and all the little "goodies" that his
spare table required to make it strain with surprise on the glad day-
Digby forgot that he had lost the bill, forgot that Kate had
treated him so strangely, forgot that but an hour ago he had been
lamenting the wrong he was doing Joe Delapere in spending his money.
Approaching a big grocery and general provision store he calmly
stepped inside, passing along the counters with the air of a man who
lived solely on turkey and wine sauce. Scores of purchasers thronged
the big establishment and dozens of clerks were kept busy, providing
As Mr. Trotter walked through the store he viewed the baskets which
stood along the counters, laden with the belongings of customers,
ready for the delivery wagons or for their owners who had left them
while they visited other stores. Nearly every basket contained a bird
of some sort—a Christmas dinner, in fact. Each had a slip of paper on
which the name of the owner was written. As he passed the second
counter he observed a well-filled basket and he stopped to examine the
name. "Mrs. John P. Matthews," was written on the slip. This was his
basket, thought he, calmly and without compunction. Then he began to
price the articles on the shelves near by. This was his style of
"What is your cocoa worth a pound? Sure it's fresh?"
"Certainly, sir; it's Baker's best."
"Baker's? We never use it. Let me look at that chocolate. I guess
I'll take some of it"—and his hand went slowly into his pocket—"but,
hold on! We've got chocolate! Confound my forgetfulness; I'll buy out
your store directly. Do you keep mince meat?"
"Yes, sir—over at that counter. Just step over there, please. Mr.
Carew will wait on you."
Digby felt that he had established an identity at the counter on
which stood the Matthews basket, so he walked over to the other
counter, priced sweet potatoes, and was immediately directed to the
provision department in the rear. He found the potatoes too high, the
apples too sweet, the macaroni too old and the buckwheat not the brand
he used— all of which was quite true.
Ten minutes later he drifted back to the second counter, smiled
cheerfully at the clerk, picked up the basket and started for the
door, stopping beside a barrel of dried apples to run his fingers
through the contents and to nibble one of the gritty chunks. He was
squeezing his way hastily through the crowd, nearing the door, when a
hand was laid firmly on his left shoulder. Turning quickly he found
himself gazing into the face of a stranger, fairly well dressed and
not overly intelligent in appearance.
"Is that your basket, sir?" asked the stranger, calmly.
"Of course, it is," exclaimed Digby, hastily, a red flush flying to
his now guilty cheek, fading away, as the snow goes before the sun, an
instant later. Caught!
"I think this basket belongs to a lady, sir."
"My wife," interjected the culprit. "She was with me and went on to
another store. Why, what do you mean!" he suddenly demanded, realising
that it was high time to appear injured. "Do you think I'm a thief!"
"No, sir; but will you tell me your name—or your wife's name?
Merely to satisfy me, you see; I'm a watchman here."
"Matthews is my name, sir—and so's my wife's—John P. Matthews. Is
The man slowly turned over the slip in the basket and read the
"Are you quite sure that it is your name?" he asked, deliberately,
looking keenly at Digby.
"Certainly! Do you think I don't know my own name?" demanded Digby
with an excellent show of asperity.
"Then this is not your basket, sir, and I am sorry to say that you
will have to be detained until you can give a satisfactory
Digby's eyes fairly stuck from his head and his face was as white
as the proverbial sheet.
"Not my—not Mrs. Matthews' basket!" he stammered, clutching the
slip in his trembling fingers. His eyes grew blurred with amazement an
instant later. He passed his hand before them and when he took it away
there was a wild, half insane stare in them. He looked again at the
slip and read: "Mrs. Digby Trotter, Voxburgh building."
His nerveless arm relinquished the basket to the hand of the
stranger and his puzzled eyes sought the floor in a long stare, broken
presently by the voice in his ear:
"Come along. Step back here with me."
Digby shook the man's hand from his arm and, as he turned to follow
him, asked hoarsely:
"Where is she now?"
"My wife of course—Mrs. Trotter."
"Well, you're a bird!" exclaimed his guardian. "How about Mrs.
"Good Heavens, what have I done—I—I—look here, man. It's a
"No, you don't—mistakes don't go. A man ought to know his own
Digby saw no one, heard no one but the man beside him as he
stumbled along, pleading with his eyes, his mouth, his every
expression. He did not observe the lady against whom he roughly
jostled, but the lady turned in time to hear him say in piteous
"Man, for God's sake, don't be too hasty—; I—-"
"Oh, let up; we're onto you! This ain't your basket and you took
it, that's all there is about it. Come on!" gruffly jerked out the man
at his elbow.
"But where is Mrs. Trotter? I want to—I must see her."
"Here I am, Digby. What is the matter?" cried a well known voice in
his ear. That voice had never sounded so sweet to him, nor had its
sweetness ever sounded so much like condemnation to his wretched soul.
"Kate!" he gasped.
"What is it?" she demanded hurriedly. "What does this man want?"
The man was staring blankly at the pair, stock still with amazement.
"He says I—I have been trying to steal this basket. It's
our—yours, I mean, isn't it? Tell him so, Kate—quick!" cried the
miserable man with the plaintive coat collar turned up about his neck.
"This is our basket, sir," indignantly exclaimed Mrs. Trotter.
"I know it is yours, Mrs. Trotter; I saw you buying the stuff,
"Don't haggle here any longer!" exclaimed Mr. Trotter, boldly now.
"Let go of my arm!"
"I beg your pardon, sir. If the lady says it's all right, why, it
is— but you know you said your name was—"
"You lie, sir!" said Digby, sternly. "I never said anything of the
kind. Mrs. Trotter have you paid for this stuff?"
"No—I was not through ordering, but what does all this mean,
Digby?" whispered the mystified saviour, feeling herself the
shame-faced centre of a group of wondering people.
"Never mind now," said her husband, with dignity. "And you, sir,
unpack this basket. We don't want a cent's worth of your goods."
"Oh, Digby—" began Kate.
"My dear Mr. Trotter,"—began the luckless attache, but Digby
silenced them both by suddenly grasping his wife's arm and striding
toward the door, he defiantly, conscience stricken, she bewildered
beyond all hope of description.
A moment later they were on the pavement and Digby was racking his
brain for an explanation. How was he to account to her for his
possession of that basket, even though it was hers? It did not occur
to him to wonder how she came to be the owner of the coveted basket—
his penniless Kate.
"Digby, what did that man mean?" asked Kate, finally pulling her
wits together. There was something like sternness in her voice,
something like resentment, something like tears. He tried to look into
her eyes; eyes which were upturned to his so anxiously, but he could
not. There was something creeping up in his throat that compelled him
to gulp suddenly. A rush of shamed degradation flashed over him,
overwhelming him completely, and before he could prevent it his
honest, contrite heart had spoken.
"Little girl—God forgive me—I was trying to steal that—that
He felt her start and gasp and he could distinguish the horror, the
shock in her eyes, although he did not see them. Her hand relaxed its
clasp upon his arm and her trembling voice murmured:
"Oh, Digby! Oh, Digby!"
"Don't—Don't, for heaven's sake, don't, Kate! Don't blame me! I
did it for you, for the baby—I—I couldn't see you hungry on
Christmas"— and here the tears rolled down his cheeks and the words
came thick and choking. "Kate, I don't think I committed a crime—do
you? Say you don't think so, darling!"
"You were stealing," she whispered, numbly.
"For you, darling—please—please forget it—I—I—Oh, I can't say
anything more." Her clasp tightened again on his arm and he felt the
warm spirit of forgiveness, of love communicating with his own
miserable self. No word came to either as they faced the cutting wind,
bound they knew not whither, so distraught were they with the
importance of the moment.
Suddenly he stopped as if struck by a great blow. A glare came to
his eyes and his brain fairly reeled. Pushing her away at arm's length
from him he gave expression to the sudden thought which had so
strangely affected him.
"Where did you get the money to buy that stuff with?" he demanded,
and there was anger, suspicion, almost terror in his voice. His ready
brain had resumed the thoughts of an hour ago. He saw but one solution
and it came rushing along with the reawakened thoughts, firing his
soul with jealousy. Joe Delapere had been providing his wife with
money—he could not be mistaken. Horrible! Horrible!
But back came her answer, equally severe, and if as from a sudden
"Where did you get it?"
"Get what? he demanded, harshly. Joe Delapere! Joe Delapere! Joe
Delapere—that lover of old filled his brain like a raging fire.
"You know what I mean, Digby Trotter—what is it that you mean?
Where did you get that ten dollars you had in your pocket today?"
"Oh, heaven!" gasped Digby, almost falling over. Then he burst into
rapturous laughter, and, right there on the sidewalk, embraced her
vigorously. Not all the riches in the world could have purchased the
one moment of relief.
"What ten?" he cried. "Was that the ten! Oh, you dear, dear little
Kate—did you do it? I thought I had lost it on the street. Oh, this
is rich!" and he laughed heartier than ever.
"Stop!" she cried, her face flaming. "Where did you get it? Why did
you tell me that you had no money? Have you been doing this all along
—all these bitter years?"
He sobered up in an instant, for he saw the situation as she had
"Why, Kate, I—now, listen a minute! You probably won't believe me,
but I swear to you I found that bill—"
"Found it!" she sneered. "That's very likely, isn't it?"
"I knew you'd say that—but I found it, just the same," he went on
patiently. "Joe Delapere dropped it as he was getting into a carriage
—yes, he did, now—and he drove off before I could pick it up and
return it to him. I kept the money, intending to give it back to him.
That's true, dear—so help me God. Don't you believe me?" He was very,
very much in earnest, but she was woman enough to question further.
"Why didn't you tell me of this before?"
"Because I—well, I didn't get that place at Balling and Feet's and
I didn't have the heart to tell you I had failed again. I kept the
hill just to deceive you. Heaven is my witness that I intended to pay
it back to Joe, but the temptation was too great—I couldn't resist.
Don't you understand now, dear? I wanted it for you and Helen; you
don't know how I prized it. It meant so much. Why, when I started down
town to buy the little dinner that I afterwards tried to steal—"
"From me," she interrupted.
"Yes, from you—I felt so happy in that I was sinning gently for
you. Then I missed the bill and—well, the other followed; you know
what I mean. You don't think I'm a real thief, do you, Kate?"
"No, no, dear; forgive me!" she cried, with true wifely penitence.
"I see it all and I love you for it, better than ever before." She
squeezed his arm tightly and squeezed her eyelids vainly. "But you
must never do it again," she cautioned, tenderly. He laughed again,
that unwilling thief and pauper.
"Oh, by the way, while I think of it, how did you happen to have
that ten?" he asked, with cruel glee.
She felt even guiltier than he and her voice was quite feeble as
"Well, you remember when I was mending your trousers," she began.
He gave her arm a tremendous pressure and interrupted:
"But the hole wasn't in the pocket, dear, was it?"
"Oh, you'll forgive me, won't you truly, Digby?" she almost wailed.
"But you were stealing!" he said, solemnly, recalling her
"Don't say it that way, Digby," she protested, so faintly that his
heart smote him and he changed the subject with almost ridiculous
"Hadn't we better go to another grocery and buy our Christmas
dinner," he suggested.
"No, indeed!" she exclaimed. "With what could we buy it!"
"With my—your ten, I mean."
"Digby Trotter, we may carry on our nefarious robberies as
individuals, but I don't intend to form a partnership in the business.
I don't approve of doing it collectively."
"But what will we do with the money? Burn it?"
"I thought you wanted to give it back to its owner."
"But he won't miss it—not just yet, anyhow," he expostulated.
"Neither shall you; you are never to see it again," she said,
firmly, clasping the little purse defiantly.
"Well, I guess you're right. We'll do without our turkey dinner.
It's pretty rough, though, when we are nearer being millionaires than
we have been in months," he said, regretfully.
"I couldn't eat a mouthful of turkey bought with Joe Delapere's
money," she said, and he felt his heart throb joyfully for some
Homeward they wended their disconsolate way, her arm through his,
clinging fondly to him, he proud of the honour she was bestowing upon
him—poor, poor lovers! In spite of all, he felt better for that which
had happened. He had begun what might have been a career of crime.
Circumstance and her sweet influence had averted that career. She,
too, had learned a lesson, deeper in its meaning than any logic could
have been; she had distrusted him. Honour, love and duty bound them
together again. They were going home to dine on dried beef, water and
perhaps bread—Christmas day, too.
Firmly they turned their wistful eyes from the shop windows; they
had nothing in common with them, save desire.
At last they came to the dingy entrance which led to the long halls
and multigenerous stairways of their abiding place. Without a word
they began to climb the steps, tired and with returning
discouragement. They were thinking of the baby. Tears came to the
father's eyes, but he turned his face away and attempted to whistle.
She pressed his arm again in silence, but for the same reason she
looked toward the wall. At the first landing he paused and drew her to
his breast. As their lips met in one brave, compassionate kiss a sob
fled from the heart of each.
Drawing nearer the top floor they heard strange sounds coming from
their own room. A gruff, hoarse voice was prominent and they stopped
to look into each other's eyes with hopeless alarm.
"It's the landlord," whispered Digby. "I might have known it would
all come at once!"
"What shall we do?" asked Kate, with feminine dismay.
"Do? What do we usually do? Nothing! I don't know how I'm going to
put him off again—we're over three weeks behind with the rent. Oh,
Kate!" he almost sobbed.
"Well, dear!" She was trembling. So was he.
"What if he orders us to leave the place?" She could not reply and
they stood silent, looking toward the door that they feared to enter.
"Where is the baby?" he finally asked.
"I left her with the woman across the hall."
"But I hear her voice in our room. What is she doing in there with
that infernal old brute?" Digby's alert ear had caught the sound of
the child's prattle, mingling with the discordant growls of the man.
"Oh, Digby, I'm so frightened! What can they be doing in there?"
"Don't be afraid. I'll chuck him out of there on his head if he has
been tormenting that child with his compliments—and it would be just
like the old scoundrel, too." He took several steps forward.
"Do be careful!" murmured his wife, following faithfully. Digby
threw open the door defiantly and stood glaring into the little room.
A big, portly man was seated near the stove, little Helen on his
knee. As the door opened he raised his chop-whiskered face and then,
placing the child on the floor, drew himself erect and came hastily
toward the pair in the doorway, exclaiming:
"My boy! At last I have got you! God knows I've searched the town
over and over for you—and I find you in a hole like this! Come to my
arms —oh, demme! demme! demme!"