by Sinclair Lewis
CHAPTER I. MISS
BROOKLYN IS LOST
IN THE MUD
CHAPTER III. A
YOUNG MAN IN A
CHAPTER IV. A
CHAPTER VI. THE
CHAPTER VII. THE
THE DISCOVERY OF
CHAPTER IX. THE
MAN WITH AGATE
CHAPTER X. THE
OF THE HILLSIDE
TOURISTS OF THE
CHAPTER XII. THE
NATURE WITH ALL
CHAPTER XIV. THE
BEAST OF THE
CHAPTER XV. THE
BLACK DAY OF THE
CHAPTER XVI. THE
THE VAGABOND IN
THE FALLACY OF
CHAPTER XIX. THE
NIGHT OF ENDLESS
CHAPTER XX. THE
CHAPTER XXI. THE
MINE OF LOST
ACROSS THE ROOF
OF THE WORLD
THE GRAEL IN A
BACK YARD IN
HER OWN PEOPLE
CHAPTER XXV. THE
CHAPTER XXVI. A
OF NICE THINGS
THE MORNING COAT
OF MR. HUDSON B.
THE ENEMY LOVE
CHAPTER XXX. THE
THE BEGINNING OF
PUBLISHERS NEW YORK
COPYRIGHT, 1919, BY
HARCOURT, BRACE AND HOWE, INC.
CHAPTER I. MISS BOLTWOOD OF BROOKLYN
IS LOST IN THE MUD
When the windshield was closed it became so filmed with rain that
Claire fancied she was piloting a drowned car in dim spaces under the
sea. When it was open, drops jabbed into her eyes and chilled her
cheeks. She was excited and thoroughly miserable. She realized that
these Minnesota country roads had no respect for her polite experience
on Long Island parkways. She felt like a woman, not like a driver.
But the Gomez-Dep roadster had seventy horsepower, and sang songs.
Since she had left Minneapolis nothing had passed her. Back yonder a
truck had tried to crowd her, and she had dropped into a ditch, climbed
a bank, returned to the road, and after that the truck was not. Now she
was regarding a view more splendid than mountains above a garden by the
seaa stretch of good road. To her passenger, her father, Claire
Heavenly! There's some gravel. We can make time. We'll hustle on to
the next town and get dry.
Yes. But don't mind me. You're doing very well, her father sighed.
Instantly, the dismay of it rushing at her, she saw the end of the
patch of gravel. The road ahead was a wet black smear, criss-crossed
with ruts. The car shot into a morass of prairie gumbowhich is mud
mixed with tar, fly-paper, fish glue, and well-chewed,
chocolate-covered caramels. When cattle get into gumbo, the farmers
send for the stump-dynamite and try blasting.
It was her first really bad stretch of road. She was frightened.
Then she was too appallingly busy to be frightened, or to be Miss
Claire Boltwood, or to comfort her uneasy father. She had to drive. Her
frail graceful arms put into it a vicious vigor that was genius.
When the wheels struck the slime, they slid, they wallowed. The car
skidded. It was terrifyingly out of control. It began majestically to
turn toward the ditch. She fought the steering wheel as though she were
shadow-boxing, but the car kept contemptuously staggering till it was
sideways, straight across the road. Somehow, it was back again, eating
into a rut, going ahead. She didn't know how she had done it, but she
had got it back. She longed to take time to retrace her own cleverness
in steering. She didn't. She kept going.
The car backfired, slowed. She yanked the gear from third into
first. She sped up. The motor ran like a terrified pounding heart,
while the car crept on by inches through filthy mud that stretched
ahead of her without relief.
She was battling to hold the car in the principal rut. She snatched
the windshield open, and concentrated on that left rut. She felt that
she was keeping the wheel from climbing those high sides of the rut,
those six-inch walls of mud, sparkling with tiny grits. Her mind
snarled at her arms, Let the ruts do the steering. You're just
fighting against them. It worked. Once she let the wheels alone they
comfortably followed the furrows, and for three seconds she had that
delightful belief of every motorist after every mishap, Now that this
particular disagreeableness is over, I'll never, never have any trouble
But suppose the engine overheated, ran out of water? Anxiety twanged
at her nerves. And the deep distinctive ruts were changing to a complex
pattern, like the rails in a city switchyard. She picked out the track
of the one motor car that had been through here recently. It was marked
with the swastika tread of the rear tires. That track was her friend;
she knew and loved the driver of a car she had never seen in her life.
She was very tired. She wondered if she might not stop for a moment.
Then she came to an upslope. The car faltered; felt indecisive beneath
her. She jabbed down the accelerator. Her hands pushed at the steering
wheel as though she were pushing the car. The engine picked up, sulkily
kept going. To the eye, there was merely a rise in the rolling ground,
but to her anxiety it was a mountain up which shenot the engine, but
herselfpulled this bulky mass, till she had reached the top, and was
safe againfor a second. Still there was no visible end of the mud.
In alarm she thought, How long does it last? I can't keep this up.
The guiding tread of the previous car was suddenly lost in a mass of
heaving, bubble-scattered mud, like a batter of black dough. She fairly
picked up the car, and flung it into that welter, through it, and back
into the reappearing swastika-marked trail.
Her father spoke: You're biting your lips. They'll bleed, if you
don't look out. Better stop and rest.
Can't! No bottom to this mud. Once stop and lose momentumstuck
She had ten more minutes of it before she reached a combination of
bridge and culvert, with a plank platform above a big tile drain. With
this solid plank bottom, she could stop. Silence came roaring down as
she turned the switch. The bubbling water in the radiator steamed about
the cap. Claire was conscious of tautness of the cords of her neck in
front; of a pain at the base of her brain. Her father glanced at her
curiously. I must be a wreck. I'm sure my hair is frightful, she
thought, but forgot it as she looked at him. His face was unusually
pale. In the tumult of activity he had been betrayed into letting the
old despondent look blur his eyes and sag his mouth. Must get on, she
Claire was dainty of habit. She detested untwisted hair, ripped
gloves, muddy shoes. Hesitant as a cat by a puddle, she stepped down on
the bridge. Even on these planks, the mud was three inches thick. It
squidged about her low, spatted shoes. Eeh! she squeaked.
She tiptoed to the tool-box and took out a folding canvas bucket.
She edged down to the trickling stream below. She was miserably
conscious of a pastoral scene all gone to mildewcows beneath willows
by the creek, milkweeds dripping, dried mullein weed stalks no longer
dry. The bank of the stream was so slippery that she shot down two
feet, and nearly went sprawling. Her knee did touch the bank, and the
skirt of her gray sports-suit showed a smear of yellow earth.
In less than two miles the racing motor had used up so much water
that she had to make four trips to the creek before she had filled the
radiator. When she had climbed back on the running-board she glared
down at spats and shoes turned into gray lumps. She was not tearful.
She was angry.
Idiot! Ought to have put on my rubbers. Welltoo late now, she
observed, as she started the engine.
She again followed the swastika tread. To avoid a hole in the road
ahead, the unknown driver had swung over to the side of the road, and
taken to the intensely black earth of the edge of an unfenced
cornfield. Flashing at Claire came the sight of a deep, water-filled
hole, scattered straw and brush, débris of a battlefield, which made
her gaspingly realize that her swastikaed leader had been stuck and
And instantly her own car was stuck.
She had had to put the car at that hole. It dropped, far down, and
it stayed down. The engine stalled. She started it, but the back wheels
spun merrily round and round, without traction. She did not make one
inch. When she again killed the blatting motor, she let it stay dead.
She peered at her father.
He was not a father, just now, but a passenger trying not to
irritate the driver. He smiled in a waxy way, and said, Hard luck!
Well, you did the best you could. The other hole, there in the road,
would have been just as bad. You're a fine driver, dolly.
Her smile was warm and real. No. I'm a fool. You told me to put on
chains. I didn't. I deserve it.
Well, anyway, most men would be cussing. You acquire merit by not
beating me. I believe that's done, in moments like this. If you'd like,
I'll get out and crawl around in the mud, and play turtle for you.
No. I'm quite all right. I did feel frightfully strong-minded as
long as there was any use of it. It kept me going. But now I might just
as well be cheerful, because we're stuck, and we're probably going to
stay stuck for the rest of this care-free summer day.
The weariness of the long strain caught her, all at once. She
slipped forward, sat huddled, her knees crossed under the edge of the
steering wheel, her hands falling beside her, one of them making a
faint brushing sound as it slid down the upholstery. Her eyes closed;
as her head drooped farther, she fancied she could hear the vertebrae
click in her tense neck.
Her father was silent, a misty figure in a lap-robe. The rain
streaked the mica lights in the side-curtains. A distant train whistled
desolately across the sodden fields. The inside of the car smelled
musty. The quiet was like a blanket over the ears. Claire was in a hazy
drowse. She felt that she could never drive again.
CHAPTER II. CLAIRE ESCAPES FROM
Claire Boltwood lived on the Heights, Brooklyn. Persons from New
York and other parts of the Middlewest have been known to believe that
Brooklyn is somehow humorous. In newspaper jokes and vaudeville it is
so presented that people who are willing to take their philosophy from
those sources believe that the leading citizens of Brooklyn are all
deacons, undertakers, and obstetricians. The fact is that North
Washington Square, at its reddest and whitest and fanlightedest,
Gramercy Park at its most ivied, are not so aristocratic as the section
of Brooklyn called the Heights. Here preached Henry Ward Beecher. Here,
in mansions like mausoleums, on the ridge above docks where the good
ships came sailing in from Sourabaya and Singapore, ruled the lords of
a thousand sails. And still is it a place of wealth too solid to
emulate the nimble self-advertising of Fifth Avenue. Here dwell the
fifth-generation possessors of blocks of foundries and shipyards. Here,
in a big brick house of much dignity, much ugliness, and much
conservatory, lived Claire Boltwood, with her widower father.
Henry B. Boltwood was vice-president of a firm dealing in railway
supplies. He was neither wealthy nor at all poor. Every summer, despite
Claire's delicate hints, they took the same cottage on the Jersey
Coast, and Mr. Boltwood came down for Sunday. Claire had gone to a good
school out of Philadelphia, on the Main Line. She was used to gracious
leisure, attractive uselessness, nut-center chocolates, and a certain
wonder as to why she was alive.
She wanted to travel, but her father could not get away. He
consistently spent his days in overworking, and his evenings in wishing
he hadn't overworked. He was attractive, fresh, pink-cheeked,
white-mustached, and nerve-twitching with years of detail.
Claire's ambition had once been babies and a solid husband, but as
various young males of the species appeared before her, sang their
mating songs and preened their newly dry-cleaned plumage, she found
that the trouble with solid young men was that they were solid. Though
she liked to dance, the dancing men bored her. And she did not
understand the district's quota of intellectuals very well; she was
good at listening to symphony concerts, but she never had much luck in
discussing the cleverness of the wood winds in taking up the main
motif. It is history that she refused a master of arts with an old
violin, a good taste in ties, and an income of eight thousand.
The only man who disturbed her was Geoffrey Saxton, known throughout
the interwoven sets of Brooklyn Heights as Jeff. Jeff Saxton was
thirty-nine to Claire's twenty-three. He was clean and busy; he had no
signs of vice or humor. Especially for Jeff must have been invented the
symbolic morning coat, the unwrinkable gray trousers, and the moral
rimless spectacles. He was a graduate of a nice college, and he had a
nice tenor and a nice family and nice hands and he was nicely
successful in New York copper dealing. When he was asked questions by
people who were impertinent, clever, or poor, Jeff looked them over
coldly before he answered, and often they felt so uncomfortable that he
didn't have to answer.
The boys of Claire's own age, not long out of Yale and Princeton,
doing well in business and jumping for their evening clothes daily at
six-thirty, light o' loves and admirers of athletic heroes, these lads
Claire found pleasant, but hard to tell apart. She didn't have to tell
Jeff Saxton apart. He did his own telling. Jeff callednot too often.
He sangnot too sentimentally. He took her father and herself to the
theaternot too lavishly. He told Clairein a voice not too
seriousthat she was his helmed Athena, his rose of all the world. He
informed her of his substantial positionnot too obviously. And he was
so everlastingly, firmly, quietly, politely, immovably always there.
She watched the hulk of marriage drifting down on her frail
speed-boat of aspiration, and steered in desperate circles.
Then her father got the nervous prostration he had richly earned.
The doctor ordered rest. Claire took him in charge. He didn't want to
travel. Certainly he didn't want the shore or the Adirondacks. As there
was a branch of his company in Minneapolis, she lured him that far
Being rootedly of Brooklyn Heights, Claire didn't know much about
the West. She thought that Milwaukee was the capital of Minnesota. She
was not so uninformed as some of her friends, however. She had heard
that in Dakota wheat was to be viewed in vast tractsmaybe a hundred
Mr. Boltwood could not be coaxed to play with the people to whom his
Minneapolis representative introduced him. He was overworking again,
and perfectly happy. He was hoping to find something wrong with the
branch house. Claire tried to tempt him out to the lakes. She failed.
His nerve-fuse burnt out the second time, with much fireworks.
Claire had often managed her circle of girls, but it had never
occurred to her to manage her executive father save by indirect and
pretty teasing. Now, in conspiracy with the doctor, she bullied her
father. He saw gray death waiting as alternative, and he was meek. He
agreed to everything. He consented to drive with her across two
thousand miles of plains and mountains to Seattle, to drop in for a
call on their cousins, the Eugene Gilsons.
Back East they had a chauffeur and two carsthe limousine, and the
Gomez-Deperdussin roadster, Claire's beloved. It would, she believed,
be more of a change from everything that might whisper to Mr. Boltwood
of the control of men, not to take a chauffeur. Her father never drove,
but she could, she insisted. His easy agreeing was pathetic. He watched
her with spaniel eyes. They had the Gomez roadster shipped to them from
On a July morning, they started out of Minneapolis in a mist, and as
it has been hinted, they stopped sixty miles northward, in a rain, also
in much gumbo. Apparently their nearest approach to the Pacific Ocean
would be this oceanically moist edge of a cornfield, between
Schoenstrom and Gopher Prairie, Minnesota.
* * * * *
Claire roused from her damp doze and sighed, Well, I must get busy
and get the car out of this.
Don't you think you'd better get somebody to help us?
But get who?
No! It's just 'who,' when you're in the mud. No. One of the good
things about an adventure like this is that I must do things for
myself. I've always had people to do things for me. Maids and nice
teachers and you, old darling! I suppose it's made me soft. SoftI
would like a soft davenport and a novel and a pound of almond-brittle,
and get all sick, and not feel so beastly virile as I do just now.
She turned up the collar of her gray tweed coat, painfully climbed
outthe muscles of her back rackingand examined the state of the
rear wheels. They were buried to the axle; in front of them the mud
bulked in solid, shiny blackness. She took out her jack and chains. It
was too late. There was no room to get the jack under the axle. She
remembered from the narratives of motoring friends that brush in mud
gave a firmer surface for the wheels to climb upon.
She also remembered how jolly and agreeably heroic the accounts of
their mishaps had soundeda week after they were over.
She waded down the road toward an old wood-lot. At first she tried
to keep dry, but she gave it up, and there was pleasure in being
defiantly dirty. She tramped straight through puddles; she wallowed in
mud. In the wood-lot was long grass which soaked her stockings till her
ankles felt itchy. Claire had never expected to be so very intimate
with a brush-pile. She became so. As though she were a pioneer woman
who had been toiling here for years, she came to know the brush stick
by stickthe long valuable branch that she could never quite get out
from under the others; the thorny bough that pricked her hands every
time she tried to reach the curious bundle of switches.
Seven trips she made, carrying armfuls of twigs and solemnly
dragging large boughs behind her. She patted them down in front of all
four wheels. Her crisp hands looked like the paws of a three-year-old
boy making a mud fort. Her nails hurt from the mud wedged beneath them.
Her mud-caked shoes were heavy to lift. It was with exquisite
self-approval that she sat on the running-board, scraped a car-load of
lignite off her soles, climbed back into the car, punched the starter.
The car stirred, crept forward one inch, and settled backone inch.
The second time it heaved encouragingly but did not make quite so much
headway. Then Claire did sob.
She rubbed her cheek against the comfortable, rough,
heather-smelling shoulder of her father's coat, while he patted her and
smiled, Good girl! I better get out and help.
She sat straight, shook her head. Nope. I'll do it. And I'm not
going to insist on being heroic any longer. I'll get a farmer to pull
As she let herself down into the ooze, she reflected that all
farmers have hearts of gold, anatomical phenomena never found among the
snobs and hirelings of New York. The nearest heart of gold was
presumably beating warmly in the house a quarter of a mile ahead.
She came up a muddy lane to a muddy farmyard, with a muddy cur
yapping at her wet legs, and geese hissing in a pool of purest mud
serene. The house was small and rather old. It may have been painted
once. The barn was large and new. It had been painted very much, and in
a blinding red with white trimmings. There was no brass plate on the
house, but on the barn, in huge white letters, was the legend, Adolph
She climbed by log steps to a narrow frame back porch littered with
parts of a broken cream-separator. She told herself that she was simple
and friendly in going to the back door instead of the front, and it was
with gaiety that she knocked on the ill-jointed screen door, which
flapped dismally in response.
Ja? from within.
She rapped again.
She opened the door on a kitchen, the highlight of which was a table
heaped with dishes of dumplings and salt pork. A shirt-sleeved man, all
covered with mustache and calm, sat by the table, and he kept right on
sitting as he inquired:
My carmy automobilehas been stuck in the mud. A bad driver, I'm
afraid! I wonder if you would be so good as to
I usually get t'ree dollars, but I dunno as I vant to do it for
less than four. Today I ain'd feelin' very goot, grumbled the
Claire was aware that a woman whom she had not noticedso much
smaller than the dumplings, so much less vigorous than the salt pork
was shewas speaking: Aber, papa, dot's a shame you sharge de
poor young lady dot, when she drive by sei self. Vot she t'ink
of de Sherman people?
The farmer merely grunted. To Claire, Yuh, four dollars. Dot's what
I usually charge sometimes.
Usually? Do you mean to say that you leave that hole there in the
road right alongthat people keep on trying to avoid it and get stuck
as I was? Oh! If I were an official
Vell, I dunno, I don't guess I run my place to suit you smart
Papa! How you talk on the young lady! Make shame!
from the city. If you don't like it, you stay bei
Mineapolis! I haul you out for t'ree dollars and a half. Everybody pay
dot. Last mont' I make forty-five dollars. They vos all glad to pay.
They say I help them fine. I don't see vot you're kickin' about! Oh,
It's blackmail! I wouldn't pay it, if it weren't for my father
sitting waiting out there. Butgo ahead. Hurry!
She sat tapping her toe while Zolzac completed the stertorous task
of hogging the dumplings, then stretched, yawned, scratched, and
covered his merely dirty garments with overalls that were apparently
woven of processed mud. When he had gone to the barn for his team, his
wife came to Claire. On her drained face were the easy tears of the
Oh, miss, I don't know vot I should do. My boys go on the public
school, and they speak American just so goot as you. Oh, I vant man
lets me luff America. But papa he says it is an Unsinn; you got
the money, he says, nobody should care if you are American or Old
Country people. I should vish I could ride once in an automobile!
ButI am so 'shamed, so 'shamed that I must sit and see my Mann
make this. Forty years I been married to him, and pretty soon I
Claire patted her hand. There was nothing to say to tragedy that had
Adolph Zolzac clumped out to the highroad behind his vast,
rolling-flanked horsesso much cleaner and better fed than his wisp of
a wife. Claire followed him, and in her heart she committed murder and
was glad of it. While Mr. Boltwood looked out with mild wonder at
Claire's new friend, Zolzac hitched his team to the axle. It did not
seem possible that two horses could pull out the car where seventy
horsepower had fainted. But, easily, yawning and thinking about dinner,
the horses drew the wheels up on the mud-bank, out of the hole and
The harness broke, with a flying mess of straps and rope, and the
car plumped with perfect exactness back into its bed.
CHAPTER III. A YOUNG MAN IN A
Huh! Such an auto! Look, it break my harness a'ready! Two dollar
that cost you to mend it. De auto iss too heavy! stormed Zolzac.
All right! All right! Only for heaven's sakego get another
harness! Claire shrieked.
Fife-fifty dot will be, in all. Zolzac grinned.
Claire was standing in front of him. She was thinking of other
drivers, poor people, in old cars, who had been at the mercy of this
golden-hearted one. She stared past him, in the direction from which
she had come. Another motor was in sight.
It was a tin beetle of a car; that agile, cheerful, rut-jumping
model known as a bug; with a home-tacked, home-painted tin cowl and
tail covering the stripped chassis of a little cheap Teal car. The lone
driver wore an old black raincoat with an atrocious corduroy collar,
and a new plaid cap in the Harry Lauder tartan. The bug skipped through
mud where the Boltwoods' Gomez had slogged and rolled. Its pilot drove
up behind her car, and leaped out. He trotted forward to Claire and
Zolzac. His eyes were twenty-seven or eight, but his pink cheeks were
twenty, and when he smiledshyly, radiantlyhe was no age at all, but
eternal boy. Claire had a blurred impression that she had seen him
before, some place along the road.
Stuck? he inquired, not very intelligently. How much is Adolph
He wants three-fifty, and his harness broke, and he wants two
Oh! So he's still working that old gag! I've heard all about
Adolph. He keeps that harness for pulling out cars, and it always
busts. The last time, though, he only charged six bits to get it
mended. Now let me reason with him.
The young man turned with vicious quickness, and for the first time
Claire heard pidgin GermanGerman as it is spoken between Americans
who have never learned it, and Germans who have forgotten it:
Schon sex hundred times Ich höre all about the way
you been doing autos, Zolzac, you verfluchter Schweinhund, and
I'll set the sheriff on you
Dot ain'd true, maybe einmal die Woche kommt somebody and
Ich muss die Arbeit immer lassen und in die Regen ausgehen, und seh'
mal how die boots sint mit mud covered, two dollars
it don't pay for die boots
Now that's enough-plenty out of you, seien die boots
verdammt, and mach' dass du fort gehstmuddy boots,
hell!put mal ein egg in die boots and beat it,
verleicht maybe I'll by golly arrest you myself, weiss du!
I'm a special deputy sheriff.
The young man stood stockily. He seemed to swell as his somewhat
muddy hand was shaken directly at, under, and about the circumference
of, Adolph Zolzac's hairy nose. The farmer was stronger, but he
retreated. He took up the reins. He whined, Don't I get nothing I
break de harness?
Sure. You get tenyears! And you get out!
From thirty yards up the road, Zolzac flung back, You t'ink you're
pretty damn smart! That was his last serious reprisal.
Clumsily, as one not used to it, the young man lifted his cap to
Claire, showing straight, wiry, rope-colored hair, brushed straight
back from a rather fine forehead. Gee, I was sorry to have to swear
and holler like that, but it's all Adolph understands. Please don't
think there's many of the folks around here like him. They say he's the
meanest man in the county.
I'm immensely grateful to you, butdo you know much about motors?
How can I get out of this mud?
She was surprised to see the youngster blush. His clear skin
flooded. His engaging smile came again, and he hesitated, Let me pull
She looked from her hulking car to his mechanical flea.
He answered the look: I can do it all right. I'm used to the
gumboregular mud-hen. Just add my power to yours. Have you a
No. I never thought of bringing one.
I'll get mine.
She walked with him back toward his bug. It lacked not only top and
side-curtains, but even windshield and running-board. It was a toya
card-board box on toothpick axles. Strapped to the bulging back was a
wicker suitcase partly covered by tarpaulin. From the seat peered a
little furry face.
A cat? she exclaimed, as he came up with a wire rope, extracted
from the tin back.
Yes. She's the captain of the boat. I'm just the engineer.
What is her name?
Before he answered the young man strode ahead to the front of her
car, Claire obediently trotting after him. He stooped to look at her
front axle. He raised his head, glanced at her, and he was blushing
Her name is Vere de Vere! he confessed. Then he fled back to his
bug. He drove it in front of the Gomez-Dep. The hole in the road itself
was as deep as the one on the edge of the cornfield, where she was
stuck, but he charged it. She was fascinated by his skill. Where she
would for a tenth of a second have hesitated while choosing the best
course, he hurled the bug straight at the hole, plunged through with
sheets of glassy black water arching on either side, then viciously
twisted the car to the right, to the left, and straight again, as he
followed the tracks with the solidest bottoms.
Strapped above the tiny angle-iron step which replaced his
running-board was an old spade. He dug channels in front of the four
wheels of her car, so that they might go up inclines, instead of
pushing against the straight walls of mud they had thrown up. On these
inclines he strewed the brush she had brought, halting to ask, with
head alertly lifted from his stooped huddle in the mud, Did you have
to get this brush yourself?
Yes. Horrid wet!
He merely shook his head in commiseration.
He fastened the tow-rope to the rear axle of his car, to the front
of hers. Now will you be ready to put on all your power as I begin to
pull? he said casually, rather respectfully.
When the struggling bug had pulled the wire rope taut, she opened
the throttle. The rope trembled. Her car seemed to draw sullenly back.
Then it came outoutreally out, which is the most joyous sensation
any motorist shall ever know. In excitement over actually moving again,
as fast as any healthy young snail, she drove on, on, the young man
ahead grinning back at her. Nor did she stop, nor he, till both cars
were safe on merely thick mud, a quarter of a mile away.
She switched off the powerand suddenly she was in a whirlwind of
dizzy sickening tiredness. Even in her abandonment to exhaustion she
noticed that the young man did not stare at her but, keeping his back
to her, removed the tow-rope, and stowed it away in his bug. She
wondered whether it was tact or yokelish indifference.
Her father spoke for the first time since the Galahad of the tin bug
had come: How much do you think we ought to give this fellow?
Now of all the cosmic problems yet unsolved, not cancer nor the
future of poverty are the flustering questions, but these twain: Which
is worse, not to wear evening clothes at a party at which you find
every one else dressed, or to come in evening clothes to a house where,
it proves, they are never worn? And: Which is worse, not to tip when a
tip has been expected; or to tip, when the tip is an insult?
In discomfort of spirit and wetness of ankles Claire shuddered, Oh
dear, I don't believe he expects us to pay him. He seems like an
awfully independent person. Maybe we'd offend him if we offered
The only reasonable thing to be offended at in this vale of tears
is not being offered money!
Just the sameOh dear, I'm so tired. But good little Claire will
climb out and be diplomatic.
She pinched her forehead, to hold in her cracking brain, and wabbled
out into new scenes of mud and wetness, but she came up to the young
man with the most rain-washed and careless of smiles. Won't you come
back and meet my father? He's terribly grateful to youas I am. And
may weYou've worked so hard, and about saved our lives. May I pay
you for that labor? We're really much indebted
Oh, it wasn't anything. Tickled to death if I could help you.
He heartily shook hands with her father, and he droned, Pleased to
meet you, Mr. Uh.
Mr. Boltwood. My name is MiltMilton Daggett. See you have a New
York license on your car. We don't see but mighty few of those through
here. Glad I could help you.
Ah yes, Mr. Daggett. Mr. Boltwood was uninterestedly fumbling in
his money pocket. Behind Milt Daggett, Claire shook her head wildly,
rattling her hands as though she were playing castanets. Mr. Boltwood
shrugged. He did not understand. His relations with young men in cheap
raincoats were entirely monetary. They did something for you, and you
paid thempreferably not too muchand they ceased to be. Whereas Milt
Daggett respectfully but stolidly continued to be, and Mr. Henry
Boltwood's own daughter was halting the march of affairs by asking
Didn't we see you back inwhat was that village we came through
back about twelve miles?
Schoenstrom? suggested Milt.
Yes, I think that was it. Didn't we pass you or something? We
stopped at a garage there, to change a tire.
I don't think so. I was in town, though, this morning. Say, uh, did
you and your father grab any eats
I mean, did you get dinner there?
No. I wish we had!
Well say, I didn't either, andI'd be awfully glad if you folks
would have something to eat with me now.
Claire tried to give him a smile, but the best she could do was to
lend him one. She could not associate interesting food with Milt and
his mud-slobbered, tin-covered, dun-painted Teal bug. He seemed
satisfied with her dubious grimace. By his suggestion they drove ahead
to a spot where the cars could be parked on firm grass beneath oaks. On
the way, Mr. Boltwood lifted his voice in dismay. His touch of nervous
prostration had not made him queer or violent; he retained a touching
faith in good food.
We might find some good little hotel and have some chops and just
some mushrooms and peas, insisted the man from Brooklyn Heights.
Oh, I don't suppose the country hotels are really so awfully good,
she speculated. And lookthat nice funny boy. We couldn't hurt his
feelings. He's having so much fun out of being a Good Samaritan.
From the mysterious rounded back of his car Milt Daggett drew a tiny
stove, to be heated by a can of solidified alcohol, a frying pan that
was rather large for dolls but rather small for square-fingered hands,
a jar of bacon, eggs in a bag, a coffee pot, a can of condensed milk,
and a litter of unsorted tin plates and china cups. While, by his
request, Claire scoured the plates and cups, he made bacon and eggs and
coffee, the little stove in the bottom of his car sheltered by the
cook's bending over it. The smell of food made Claire forgiving toward
the fact that she was wet through; that the rain continued to drizzle
down her neck.
He lifted his hand and demanded, Take your shoes off!
He gulped. He stammered, I meanI mean your shoes are soaked
through. If you'll sit in the car, I'll put your shoes up by the
engine. It's pretty well heated from racing it in the mud. You can get
your stockings dry under the cowl.
She was amused by the elaborateness with which he didn't glance at
her while she took off her low shoes and slipped her quite too thin
black stockings under the protecting tin cowl. She reflected, He has
such a nice, awkward gentleness. But such bad taste! They're really
quite good ankles. Apparently ankles are not done, in Teal bug circles.
His sisters don't even have limbs. But do fairies have sisters? He is a
fairy. When I'm out of the mud he'll turn his raincoat into a pair of
lordly white wings, and vanish. But what will become of the cat?
Thus her tired brain, like a squirrel in a revolving cage, while she
sat primly and scraped at a clot of rust on a tin plate and watched him
put on the bacon and eggs. Wondering if cats were used for this purpose
in the Daggett family, she put soaked, unhappy Vere de Vere on her
feet, to her own great comfort and the cat's delight. It was an open
car, and the rain still rained, and a strange young man was a foot from
her tending the not very crackly fire, but rarely had Claire felt so
Milt was apparently struggling to say something. After several bobs
of his head he ventured, You're so wet! I'd like for you to take my
No! Really! I'm already soaked through. You keep dry.
He was unhappy about it. He plucked at a button of the coat. She
turned him from the subject. I hope Lady Vere de Vere is getting warm,
Seems to be. She's kind of demanding. She wanted a little car of
her own, but I didn't think she could keep up with me, not on a long
A little car? With her paws on the tiny wheel? Ohsweet! Are you
going far, Mr. Daggett?
Yes, quite a ways. To Seattle, Washington.
Oh, really? Extraordinary. We're going there, too.
Honest? You driving all the way? Oh, no, of course your father
No, he doesn't drive. By the way, I hope he isn't too miserable
I'll be darned. Both of us going to Seattle. That's what they call
a coincidence, isn't it! Hope I'll see you on the road, some time. But
I don't suppose I will. Once you're out of the mud, your Gomez will
simply lose my Teal.
Not necessarily. You're the better driver. And I shall take it
easy. Are you going to stay long in Seattle? It was not merely a
polite dinner-payment question. She wondered; she could not place this
fresh-cheeked, unworldly young man so far from his home.
Why, I kind of hopeGovernment railroad, Alaska. I'm going to
try to get in on that, somehow. I've never been out of Minnesota in my
life, but there's couple mountains and oceans and things I thought I'd
like to see, so I just put my suitcase and Vere de Vere in the machine,
and started out. I burn distillate instead of gas, so it doesn't cost
much. If I ever happen to have five whole dollars, why, I might go on
That would be jolly.
Though I s'pose I'd have to eatwhat is it?pickled fish? There's
a woman from near my town went to the Orient as a missionary. From what
she says, I guess all you need in Japan to make a house is a bottle of
mucilage and a couple of old newspapers and some two-by-fours. And you
can have the house on a purple mountain, with cherry trees down below,
and He put his clenched hand to his lips. His head was bowed. And
the ocean! Lord! The ocean! And we'll see it at Seattle. Bay, anyway.
And steamers therejust come from India! Huh! Getting pretty darn
poetic here! Eggs are done.
The young man did not again wander into visions. He was all
briskness as he served her bacon and eggs, took a plate of them to Mr.
Boltwood in the Gomez, gouged into his own. Having herself scoured the
tin plates, Claire was not repulsed by their naked tinniness; and the
coffee in the broken-handled china cup was tolerable. Milt drank from
the top of a vacuum bottle. He was silent. Immediately after the lunch
he stowed the things away. Claire expected a drawn-out, tact-demanding
farewell, but he climbed into his bug, said Good-by, Miss Boltwood.
Good luck! and was gone.
The rainy road was bleakly empty without him.
It did not seem possible that Claire's body could be nagged into
going on any longer. Her muscles were relaxed, her nerves frayed. But
the moment the Gomez started, she discovered that magic change which
every long-distance motorist knows. Instantly she was alert, seemingly
able to drive forever. The pilot's instinct ruled her; gave her
tireless eyes and sturdy hands. Surely she had never been weary; never
would be, so long as it was hers to keep the car going.
She had driven perhaps six miles when she reached a hamlet called
St. Klopstock. On the bedraggled mud-and-shanty main street a man was
loading crushed rock into a truck. By him was a large person in a
prosperous raincoat, who stepped out, held up his hand. Claire stopped.
You the young lady that got stuck in that hole by Adolph Zolzac's?
Yes. And Mr. Zolzac wasn't very nice about it.
He's going to be just elegant about it, now, and there ain't going
to be any more hole. I think Adolph has been keeping it muddythrowing
in soft dirtand he made a good and plenty lot out of pulling out
tourists. Bill and I are going down right now and fill it up with
stone. Milt Daggett come through herehe's got a nerve, that fellow,
but I did have to laughhe says to me, 'Barney' This was just now.
He hasn't more than just drove out of town. He said to me, 'Barney,' he
says, 'you're the richest man in this township, and the banker, and you
got a big car y'self, and you think you're one whale of a political
boss,' he says, 'and yet you let that Zolzac maintain a private ocean,
against the peace and damn horrible inconvenience of the Commonwealth
of Minnesota' He's got a great line of talk, that fellow. He told
me how you got stuckmade me so ashamedI been to New York
myselfand right away I got Bill, and we're going down and hold a
donation and surprise party on Adolph and fill that hole.
But won't Adolph dig it out again?
The banker was puffy, but his eyes were of stone. From the truck he
took a shotgun. He drawled, In that case, the surprise party will
include an elegant wake.
But how didWho is this extraordinary Milt Daggett?
Him? Oh, nobody 'specially. He's just a fellow down here at
Schoenstrom. But we all know him. Goes to all the dances, thirty miles
around. Thing about him is: if he sees something wrong, he picks out
some poor fellow like me, and says what he thinks.
Claire drove on. She was aware that she was looking for Milt's bug.
It was not in sight.
Father, she exclaimed, do you realize that this lad didn't tell
us he was going to have the hole filled? Just did it. He frightens me.
I'm afraid that when we reach Gopher Prairie for the night, we'll find
he has engaged for us the suite that Prince Collars and Cuffs once
Hhhhmm, yawned her father.
Curious young man. He said, 'Pleased to meet you.'
Huuuuhhm! Fresh air makes me so sleepy.
AndFooled you! Got through that mudhole, anyway! And he
said Look! Fields stretch out so here, and not a tree except the
willow-groves round those farmhouses. And he said 'Gee' so many times,
and 'dinner' for the noon meal. And his nailsNo, I suppose he
really is just a farm youngster.
Mr. Boltwood did not answer. His machine-finish smile indicated an
enormous lack of interest in young men in Teal bugs.
CHAPTER IV. A ROOM WITHOUT
Gopher Prairie has all of five thousand people. Its commercial club
asserts that it has at least a thousand more population and an
infinitely better band than the ridiculously envious neighboring town
of Joralemon. But there were few signs that a suite had been engaged
for the Boltwoods, or that Prince Collars and Cuffs had on his royal
tour of America spent much time in Gopher Prairie. Claire reached it
somewhat before seven. She gaped at it in a hazy way. Though this was
her first prairie town for a considerable stay, she could not pump up
The state of mind of the touring motorist entering a strange place
at night is as peculiar and definite as that of a prospector. It is
compounded of gratitude at having got safely in; of perception of a new
town, yet with all eagerness about new things dulled by weariness; of
hope that there is going to be a good hotel, but small expectationand
absolutely no probabilitythat there really will be one.
Claire had only a blotched impression of peaked wooden buildings and
squatty brick stores with faded awnings; of a red grain elevator and a
crouching station and a lumberyard; then of the hopelessly muddy road
leading on again into the country. She felt that if she didn't stop at
once, she would miss the town entirely. The driving-instinct sustained
her, made her take corners sharply, spot a garage, send the Gomez
whirling in on the cement floor.
The garage attendant looked at her and yawned.
Where do you want the car? Claire asked sharply.
Oh, stick it in that stall, grunted the man, and turned his back.
Claire glowered at him. She thought of a good line about rudeness.
Butoh, she was too tired to fuss. She tried to run the car into the
empty stall, which was not a stall, but a space, like a missing tooth,
between two cars, and so narrow that she was afraid of crumpling the
lordly fenders of the Gomez. She ran down the floor, returned with a
flourish, thought she was going to back straight into the stalland
found she wasn't. While her nerves shrieked, and it did not seem
possible that she could change gears, she managed to get the Gomez
behind a truck and side-on to the stall.
Go forward again, and cramp your wheelsharp! ordered the garage
Claire wanted to outline what she thought of him, but she merely
demanded, Will you kindly drive it in?
Why, sure. You bet, said the man casually. His readiness ruined
her inspired fury. She was somewhat disappointed.
As she climbed out of the car and put a hand on the smart bags
strapped on a running-board, the accumulated weariness struck her in a
shock. She could have driven on for hours, but the instant the car was
safe for the night, she went to pieces. Her ears rang, her eyes were
soaked in fire, her mouth was dry, the back of her neck pinched. It was
her father who took the lead as they rambled to the one tolerable hotel
in the town.
In the hotel Claire was conscious of the ugliness of the
poison-green walls and brass cuspidors and insurance calendars and bare
floor of the office; conscious of the interesting scientific fact that
all air had been replaced by the essence of cigar smoke and cooking
cabbage; of the stares of the traveling men lounging in bored lines;
and of the lack of welcome on the part of the night clerk, an oldish,
bleached man with whiskers instead of a collar.
She tried to be important: Two rooms with bath, please.
The bleached man stared at her, and shoved forward the register and
a pen clotted with ink. She signed. He took the bags, led the way to
the stairs. Anxiously she asked, Both rooms are with bath?
From the second step the night clerk looked down at her as though
she were a specimen that ought to be pinned on the corks at once, and
he said loudly, No, ma'am. Neither of 'em. Got no rooms vacant with
bawth, or bath either! Not but what we got 'em in the house. This is an
up-to-date place. But one of 'm's took, and the other has kind of been
out of order, the last three-four months.
From the audience of drummers below, a delicate giggle.
Claire was too angry to answer. And too tired. When, after miles of
stairs, leagues of stuffy hall, she reached her coop, with its iron bed
so loose-jointed that it rattled to a breath, its bureau with a list to
port, and its anemic rocking-chair, she dropped on the bed, panting,
her eyes closed but still brimming with fire. It did not seem that she
could ever move again. She felt chloroformed. She couldn't even coax
herself off the bed, to see if her father was any better off in the
She was certain that she was not going to drive to Seattle. She
wasn't going to drive anywhere! She was going to freight the car back
to Minneapolis, and herself go back by trainPullman!drawing-room!
But for the thought of her father she would have fallen asleep, in
her drenched tweeds. When she did force the energy to rise, she had to
support herself by the bureau, by the foot of the bed, as she moved
about the room, hanging up the wet suit, rubbing herself with a
slippery towel, putting on a dark silk frock and pumps. She found her
father sitting motionless in his room, staring at the wall. She made
herself laugh at him for his gloomy emptiness. She paraded down the
hall with him.
As they reached the foot of the stairs, the old one, the night clerk
leaned across the desk and, in a voice that took the whole office into
the conversation, quizzed, Come from New York, eh? Well, you're quite
a ways from home.
Claire nodded. She felt shyer before these solemnly staring
traveling men than she ever had in a box at the opera. At the double
door of the dining-room, from which the cabbage smell steamed with a
lustiness undiminished by the sad passing of its youth, a man, one of
the average-sized, average-mustached, average business-suited,
average-brown-haired men who can never be remembered, stopped the
Boltwoods and hawed, Saw you coming into town. You've got a New York
She couldn't deny it.
Quite a ways from home, aren't you?
She had to admit it.
She was escorted by a bouncing, black-eyed waitress to a table for
four. The next table was a long one, at which seven traveling men, or
local business men whose wives were at the lake for the summer, ceased
trying to get nourishment out of the food, and gawped at her. Before
the Boltwoods were seated, the waitress dabbed at non-existent spots on
their napkins, ignored a genuine crumb on the cloth in front of
Claire's plate, made motions at a cup and a formerly plated fork, and
bubbled, Autoing through?
Claire fumbled for her chair, oozed into it, and breathed, Yes.
Where do you live?
My! You're quite a ways from home, aren't you?
Hamnegs roasbeef roaspork thapplesauce frypickerel
II beg your pardon.
The waitress repeated.
Iohoh, bring us ham and eggs. Is that all right, father?
You wanted same? the waitress inquired of Mr. Boltwood.
He was intimidated. He said, If you please, and feebly pawed at a
The waitress was instantly back with soup, and a collection of china
gathered by a man of much travel, catholic interests, and no taste. One
of the plates alleged itself to belong to a hotel in Omaha. She pushed
a pitcher of condensed milk to the exact spot where it would catch Mr.
Boltwood's sleeve, brushed the crumb from in front of Claire to a
shelter beneath the pink and warty sugar bowl, recovered a toothpick
which had been concealed behind her glowing lips, picked for a while,
gave it up, put her hands on her hips, and addressed Claire:
How far you going?
Got any folks there?
AnyOh, yes, I suppose so.
Going to stay there long?
ReallyWe haven't decided.
Come from New York, eh? Quite a ways from home, all right. Father
in business there?
What's his line?
I beg pardon?
What's his line? Ouch! Jiminy, these shoes pinch my feet. I used to
could dance all night, but I'm getting fat, I guess, ha! ha! Put on
seven pounds last month. Ouch! Gee, they certainly do pinch my toes.
What business you say your father's in?
I didn't say, butOh, railroad.
G. N. or N. P.?
I don't think I quite understand
Mr. Boltwood interposed, Are the ham and eggs ready?
I'll beat it out and see. When she brought them, she put a spoon
in Claire's saucer of peas, and demanded, Say, you don't wear that
silk dress in the auto, do you?
I should think you'd put a pink sash on it. Seems like it's kind of
plainit's a real pretty piece of goods, though. A pink sash would be
real pretty. You dark-complected ladies always looks better for a touch
Then was Claire certain that the waitress was baiting her, for the
amusement of the men at the long table. She exploded. Probably the
waitress did not know there had been an explosion when Claire looked
coldly up, raised her brows, looked down, and poked the cold and salty
slab of ham, for she was continuing:
A light-complected lady like me don't need so much color, you
notice my hair is black, but I'm light, really, Pete Liverquist says
I'm a blonde brunette, gee, he certainly is killing that fellow, oh,
he's a case, he sure does like to hear himself talk, my! there's Old
Man Walters, he runs the telephone exchange here, I heard he went down
to St. Cloud on Number 2, but I guess he couldn't of, he'll be yodeling
for friend soup and a couple slabs of moo, I better beat it, I'll say
so, so long.
Claire's comment was as acid as the pale beets before her, as bitter
as the peas, as hard as the lumps in the watery mashed potatoes:
I don't know whether the woman is insane or ignorant. I wish I
could tell whether she was trying to make me angry for the benefit of
those horrid unshaven men, or merely for her private edification.
By me, dolly. So is this pie. Let's get some medium to levitate us
up to bed. UhuhI think perhaps we'd better not try to drive clear
to Seattle. If we just went through to Montana?or even just to
Drive through with the hotels like this? My dear man, if we have
one more such day, we stop right there. I hope we get by the man at the
desk. I have a feeling he's lurking there, trying to think up something
insulting to say to us. Oh, my dear, I hope you aren't as beastly tired
as I am. My bones are hot pokers.
The man at the desk got in only one cynical question, Driving far?
before Claire seized her father's arm and started him upstairs.
For the first time since she had been tenand in a state of
naughtiness immediately following a pronounced state of grace induced
by the pulpit oratory of the new rector of St. Chrysostom'sshe
permitted herself the luxury of not stopping to brush her teeth before
she went to bed. Her sleep was druggedit was not sleep, but an aching
exhaustion of the body which did not prevent her mind from
revisualizing the road, going stupidly over the muddy stretches and
sharp corners, then becoming conscious of that bed, the lump under her
shoulder blades, the slope to westward, and the creak that rose every
time she tossed. For at least fifteen minutes she lay awake for hours.
Thus Claire Boltwood's first voyage into democracy.
It was not so much that the sun was shining, in the morning, as that
a ripple of fresh breeze came through the window. She discovered that
she again longed to go onkeep going onsee new places, conquer new
roads. She didn't want all good road. She wanted something to struggle
against. She'd try it for one more day. She was stiff as she crawled
out of bed, but a rub with cold water left her feeling that she was
stronger than she ever had been; that she was a woman, not a dependent
girl. Already, in the beating prairie sun-glare, the wide main street
of Gopher Prairie was drying; the mud ruts flattening out. Beyond the
town hovered the note of a meadow larksunlight in sound.
Oh, it's a sweet morning! Sweet! We will go on! I'm terribly
excited! she laughed.
She found her father dressed. He did not know whether or not he
wanted to go on. I seem to have lost my grip on things. I used to be
rather decisive. But we'll try it one more day, if you like, he said.
When she had gaily marched him downstairs, she suddenly and
unhappily remembered the people she would have to face, the gibing
questions she would have to answer.
The night clerk was still at the desk, as though he had slept
standing. He hailed them. Well, well! Up bright and early! Hope you
folks slept well. Beds aren't so good as they might be, but we're kind
of planning to get some new mattresses. But you get pretty good air to
sleep in. Hope you have a fine hike today.
His voice was cordial; he was their old friend; faithful watcher of
their progress. Claire found herself dimpling at him.
In the dining-room their inquisitional acquaintance, the waitress,
fairly ran to them. Sit down, folks. Waffles this morning. You want to
stock up for your drive. My, ain't it an elegant morning! I hope you
have a swell drive today!
Why! Claire gasped, why, they aren't rude. They careabout
people they never saw before. That's why they ask questions! I never
thoughtI never thought! There's people in the world who want to know
us without having looked us up in the Social Register! I'm so ashamed!
Not that the sunshine changes my impression of this coffee. It's
frightful! But that will improve. And the peoplethey were being
friendly, all the time. Oh, Henry B., young Henry Boltwood, you and
your godmother Claire have a lot to learn about the world!
As they came into the garage, their surly acquaintance of the night
before looked just as surly, but Claire tried a boisterous Good
Mornin'! Going north? Better take the left-hand road at Wakamin.
Easier going. Drive your car out for you?
As the car stood outside taking on gas, a man flapped up, spelled
out the New York license, looked at Claire and her father, and
inquired, Quite a ways from home, aren't you?
This time Claire did not say Yes! She experimented with, Yes,
quite a ways.
Well, hope you have a good trip. Good luck!
Claire leaned her head on her hand, thought hard. It's I who wasn't
friendly, she propounded to her father. How much I've been losing.
Though I still refuse to like that coffee!
She noticed the sign on the air-hose of the garageFree Air.
There's our motto for the pilgrimage! she cried.
She knew the exaltation of starting out in the fresh morning for
places she had never seen, without the bond of having to return at
Thus Claire's second voyage into democracy.
While she was starting the young man who had pulled her out of the
mud and given her lunch was folding up the tarpaulin and blankets on
which he had slept beside his Teal bug, in the woods three miles north
of Gopher Prairie. To the high-well-born cat, Vere de Vere, Milt
Daggett mused aloud, Your ladyship, as Shakespeare says, the man that
gets cold feet never wins the girl. And I'm scared, cat, clean scared.
CHAPTER V. RELEASE BRAKESSHIFT TO
Milt Daggett had not been accurate in his implication that he had
not noticed Claire at a garage in Schoenstrom. For one thing, he owned
Milt was the most prosperous young man in the village of
Schoenstrom. Neither the village itself nor the nearby Strom is
really schoen. The entire business district of Schoenstrom
consists of Heinie Rauskukle's general store, which is brick; the
Leipzig House, which is frame; the Old Home Poolroom and Restaurant,
which is of old logs concealed by a frame sheathing; the farm-machinery
agency, which is galvanized iron, its roof like an enlarged washboard;
the church; the three saloons; and the Red Trail Garage, which is also,
according to various signs, the Agency for Teal Car Best at the Test,
Stonewall Tire Service Station, Sewing Machines and Binders Repaired,
Dr. Hostrum the Veterinarian every Thursday, Gas Today 27c.
The Red Trail Garage is of cement and tapestry brick. In the office
is a clean hardwood floor, a typewriter, and a picture of Elsie
Ferguson. The establishment has an automatic rim-stretcher, a wheel
jack, and a reputation for honesty.
The father of Milt Daggett was the Old Doctor, born in Maine, coming
to this frontier in the day when Chippewas camped in your dooryard, and
came in to help themselves to coffee, which you made of roasted corn.
The Old Doctor bucked northwest blizzards, read Dickens and Byron,
pulled people through typhoid, and left to Milt his shabby old medicine
case and thousands of dollarsin uncollectible accounts. Mrs. Daggett
had long since folded her crinkly hands in quiet death.
Milt had covered the first two years of high school by studying with
the priest, and been sent to the city of St. Cloud for the last two
years. His father had meant to send him to the state university. But
Milt had been born to a talent for machinery. At twelve he had made a
telephone that worked. At eighteen he was engineer in the tiny flour
mill in Schoenstrom. At twenty-five, when Claire Boltwood chose to come
tearing through his life in a Gomez-Dep, Milt was the owner, manager,
bookkeeper, wrecking crew, ignition expert, thoroughly competent
bill-collector, and all but one of the working force of the Red Trail
There were two factions in Schoenstrom: the retired farmers who said
that German was a good enough language for anybody, and that taxes for
schools and sidewalks were yes something crazy; and the group who
stated that a pig-pen is a fine place, but only for pigs. To this
second, revolutionary wing belonged a few of the first generation, most
of the second, and all of the third; and its leader was Milt Daggett.
He did not talk much, normally, but when he thought things ought to be
done, he was as annoying as a machine-gun test in the lot next to a
If there had been a war, Milt would probably have been in itrather
casual, clearing his throat, reckoning and guessing that maybe his men
might try going over and taking that hill ... then taking it. But all
of this history concerns the year just before America spoke to Germany;
and in this town buried among the cornfields and the wheat, men still
thought more about the price of grain than about the souls of nations.
On the evening before Claire Boltwood left Minneapolis and
adventured into democracy, Milt was in the garage. He wore union
overalls that were tan where they were not grease-black; a faded blue
cotton shirt; and the crown of a derby, with the rim not too neatly
hacked off with a dull toad-stabber jack-knife.
Milt smiled at his assistant, Ben Sittka, and suggested, Well,
wie geht 's mit the work, eh? Like to stay and get the prof's
flivver out, so he can have it in the morning?
You bet, boss.
Getting to be quite a mechanic, Ben.
I'll say so!
If you get stuck, come yank me out of the Old Home.
Aw rats, boss. I'll finish it. You beat it. Ben grinned at Milt
Milt stripped off his overalls and derby-crown, and washed his big,
firm hands with gritty soft soap. He cleaned his nails with a file
which he carried in his upper vest pocket in a red imitation morocco
case which contained a comb, a mirror, an indelible pencil, and a
note-book with the smudged pencil addresses of five girls in St. Cloud,
and a memorandum about Rauskukle's car.
He put on a twisted brown tie, an old blue serge suit, and a hat
which, being old and shabby, had become graceful. He ambled up the
street. He couldn't have ambled more than three blocks and have
remained on the street. Schoenstrom tended to leak off into jungles of
Two men waved at him, and one demanded, Say, Milt, is whisky good
for the toothache? What d' you think! The doc said it didn't do any
good. But then, gosh, he's only just out of college.
I guess he's right.
Is that a fact! Well, I'll keep off it then.
Two stores farther on, a bulky farmer hailed, Say, Milt, should I
get an ensilage cutter yet?
Yuh, in the manner of a man who knows too much to be cocksure
about anything, I don't know but what I would, Julius.
I guess I vill then.
Minnie Rauskukle, plump, hearty Minnie, heiress to the general
store, gave evidence by bridling and straightening her pigeon-like body
that she was aware of Milt behind her. He did not speak to her. He
ducked into the door of the Old Home Poolroom and Restaurant.
Milt ranged up to the short lunch counter, in front of the pool
table where two brick-necked farm youngsters were furiously slamming
balls and attacking cigarettes. Loose-jointedly Milt climbed a
loose-jointed high stool and to the proprietor, Bill McGolwey, his best
friend, he yawned, You might poison me with a hamburger and a slab of
I'll just do that little thing. Look kind of grouchy tonight,
Too much excitement in this burg. Saw three people on the streets
all simultaneously to-once.
What's been eatin' you lately?
Me? Nothing. Only I do get tired of this metropolis. One of these
days I'm going to buck some bigger place.
Try Gopher Prairie maybe? suggested Mac, through the hiss and
steam of the frying hamburger sandwich.
Rats. Too small.
Small? Why, there's darn near five thousand people there!
I know, butI want to tackle some sure-nuff city. Like Duluth or
But what'd you do?
That's the devil of it. I don't know just what I do want to do. I
could always land soft in a garage, but that's nothing new. Might hit
Detroit, and learn the motor-factory end.
Aw, you're the limit, Milt. Always looking for something new.
That's the way to get on. The rest of this town is afraid of new
things. 'Member when I suggested we all chip in on a dynamo with a gas
engine and have electric lights? The hicks almost died of nervousness.
Yuh, that's true, butYou stick here, Milt. You and me will just
nachly run this burg.
I'll say! OnlyGosh, Mac, I would like to go to a real show,
once. And find out how radio works. And see 'em put in a big suspension
Milt left the Old Home rather aimlessly. He told himself that he
positively would not go back and help Ben Sittka get out the prof's
car. So he went back and helped Ben get out the prof's car, and drove
the same to the prof's. The prof, otherwise professor, otherwise
mister, James Martin Jones, B.A., and Mrs. James Martin Jones welcomed
him almost as noisily as had Mac. They begged him to come in. With Mr.
Jones he discussedno, ye Claires of Brooklyn Heights, this garage man
and this threadbare young superintendent of a paintbare school, talking
in a town that was only a comma on the line, did not discuss
corn-growing, nor did they reckon to guess that by heck the constabule
was carryin' on with the Widdy Perkins. They spoke of fish-culture,
Elihu Root, the spiritualistic evidences of immortality, government
ownership, self-starters for flivvers, and the stories of Irvin Cobb.
Milt went home earlier than he wanted to. Because Mr. Jones was the
only man in town besides the priest who read books, because Mrs. Jones
was the only woman who laughed about any topics other than children and
family sickness, because he wanted to go to their house every night,
Milt treasured his welcome as a sacred thing, and kept himself from
calling on them more than once a week.
He stopped on his way to the garage to pet Emil Baumschweiger's
large gray cat, publicly known as Rags, but to Milt and to the lady
herself recognized as the unfortunate Countess Vere de Vereperhaps
the only person of noble ancestry and mysterious past in Milt's
acquaintance. The Baumschweigers did not treat their animals well; Emil
kicked the bay mare, and threw pitchforks at Vere de Vere. Milt saluted
her and sympathized:
You have a punk time, don't you, countess? Like to beat it to
Minneapolis with me?
The countess said that she did indeed have an extraordinarily punk
time, and she sang to Milt the hymn of the little gods of the warm
hearth. Then Milt's evening dissipations were over. Schoenstrom has
movies only once a week. He sat in the office of his garage ruffling
through a weekly digest of events. Milt read much, though not too
easily. He had no desire to be a poet, an Indo-Iranian etymologist, a
lecturer to women's clubs, or the secretary of state. But he did rouse
to the marvels hinted in books and magazines; to large crowds, the
mechanism of submarines, palm trees, gracious women.
He laid down the magazine. He stared at the wall. He thought about
nothing. He seemed to be fumbling for something about which he could
deliciously think if he could but grasp it. Without quite visualizing
either wall or sea, he was yet recalling old dreams of a moonlit wall
by a warm stirring southern sea. If there was a girl in the dream she
was intangible as the scent of the night. Presently he was asleep, a
not at all romantic figure, rather ludicrously tipped to one side in
his office chair, his large solid shoes up on the desk.
He half woke, and filtered to what he called homeone room in the
cottage of an oldish woman who had prejudices against the perilous
night air. He was too sleepy to go through any toilet save pulling off
his shoes, and achieving an unconvincing wash at the little stand,
whose crackly varnish was marked with white rings from the toothbrush
I feel about due to pull off some fool stunt. Wonder what it will
be? he complained, as he flopped on the bed.
He was up at six, and at a quarter to seven was at work in the
garage. He spent a large part of the morning in trying to prove to a
customer that even a Teal car, best at the test, would not give perfect
service if the customer persisted in forgetting to fill the oil-well,
the grease-cups, and the battery.
At three minutes after twelve Milt left the garage to go to dinner.
The fog of the morning had turned to rain. McGolwey was not at the Old
Home. Sometimes Mac got tired of serving meals, and for a day or two he
took to a pocket flask, and among his former customers the cans of
prepared meat at Rauskukle's became popular. Milt found him standing
under the tin awning of the general store. He had a troubled hope of
keeping Mac from too long a vacation with the pocket flask. But Mac was
already red-eyed. He seemed only half to recognize Milt.
Swell day! said Milt.
Road darn muddy.
I should worry. Yea, bo', I'm feelin' good!
At eleven minutes past twelve a Gomez-Dep roadster appeared down the
road, stopped at the garage. To Milt it was as exciting as the
appearance of a comet to a watching astronomer.
What kind of a car do you call that, Milt? asked a loafer.
Never heard of it. Looks too heavy.
This was sacrilege. Milt stormed, Why, you poor floof, it's one of
the best cars in the world. Imported from France. That looks like a
special-made American body, though. Trouble with you fellows is, you're
always scared of anything that's new. Tooheavy! Huh! Always wanted to
see a Gomeznever have, except in pictures. And I believe that's a New
York license. Let me at it!
He forgot noon-hunger, and clumped through the rain to the garage.
He saw a girl step from the car. He stopped, in the doorway of the Old
Home, in uneasy shyness. He told himself he didn't know just what it
is about hershe isn't so darn unusually pretty and
yetgeeCertainly isn't a girl to get fresh with. Let Ben take care
of her. Like to talk to her, and yet I'd be afraid if I opened my
mouth, I'd put my foot in it.
He was for the first time seeing a smart woman. This dark, slender,
fine-nerved girl, in her plain, rough, closely-belted, gray suit, her
small black Glengarry cocked on one side of her smooth hair, her little
kid gloves, her veil, was as delicately adjusted as an aeroplane
Milt wanted to trumpet her exquisiteness to the world, so he growled
to a man standing beside him, Swell car. Nice-lookin' girl, kind of.
Kind of skinny, though. I like 'em with some meat on 'em, yawned
No, Milt did not strike him to earth. He insisted feebly, Nice
clothes she's got, though.
Oh, not so muchamuch. I seen a woman come through here yesterday
that was swell, thoughhad on a purple dress and white shoes and a hat
big 's a bushel.
Well, I don't know, I kind of like those simple things, apologized
He crept toward the garage. The girl was inside. He inspected the
slope-topped, patent-leather motoring trunk on the rack at the rear of
the Gomez-Dep. He noticed a middle-aged man waiting in the car. Must
be her father. Probablymaybe she isn't married then. He could not
get himself to shout at the man, as he usually did. He entered the
garage office; from the inner door he peeped at the girl, who was
talking to his assistant about changing an inner tube.
That Ben Sittka whom an hour ago he had cajoled as a promising child
he now admired for the sniffing calmness with which he was demanding,
Want a red or gray tube?
Really, I don't know. Which is the better? The girl's voice was
Milt passed Claire Boltwood as though he did not see her; stood at
the rear of the garage kicking at the tires of a car, his back to her.
Over and over he was grumbling, If I just knew one girl like
thatLike a picture. Likelike a silver vase on a blue cloth!
Ben Sittka did not talk to the girl while he inserted the tube in
the spare casing. Only, in the triumphant moment when the parted ends
of the steel rim snapped back together, he piped, Going far?
Yes, rather. To Seattle.
Milt stared at the cobweb-grayed window. Now I know what I was
planning to do. I'm going to Seattle, he said.
The girl was gone at twenty-nine minutes after twelve. At
twenty-nine and a half minutes after, Milt remarked to Ben Sittka, I'm
going to take a trip. Uh? Now don't ask questions. You take charge of
the garage until you hear from me. Get somebody to help you. G'-by.
He drove his Teal bug out of the garage. At thirty-two minutes after
twelve he was in his room, packing his wicker suitcase by the method of
throwing things in and stamping on the case till it closed. In it he
had absolutely all of his toilet refinements and wardrobe except the
important portion already in use. They consisted, according to faithful
detailed report, of four extra pairs of thick yellow and white cotton
socks; two shirts, five collars, five handkerchiefs; a pair of
surprisingly vain dancing pumps; high tan laced boots; three suits of
cheap cotton underclothes; his Sunday suit, which was dead black in
color, and unimaginative in cut; four ties; a fagged toothbrush, a comb
and hairbrush, a razor, a strop, shaving soap in a mug; a not very
clean towel; and nothing else whatever.
To this he added his entire library and private picture gallery,
consisting of Ivanhoe, Ben-Hur, his father's copy of Byron, a wireless
manual, and the 1916 edition of Motor Construction and Repairing: the
art collection, one colored Sunday supplement picture of a princess
lunching in a Provençe courtyard, and a half-tone of Colonel Paul Beck
landing in an early military biplane. Under this last, in a pencil
scrawl now blurred to grayness, Milt had once written, This what Ill
What he was to wear was a piercing trouble. Till eleven minutes past
twelve that day he had not cared. People accepted his overalls at
anything except a dance, and at the dances he was the only one who wore
pumps. But in his discovery of Claire Boltwood he had perceived that
dressing is an art. Before he had packed, he had unhappily pawed at the
prized black suit. It had become stupid. Undertaker! he growled.
With a shrug which indicated that he had nothing else, he had
exchanged his overalls for a tan flannel shirt, black bow tie, thick
pigskin shoes, and the suit he had worn the evening before, his best
suit of two years agobaggy blue serge coat and trousers. He could not
know it, but they were surprisingly graceful on his wiry, firm, white
In his pockets were a roll of bills and an unexpectedly good gold
watch. For warmth he had a winter ulster, an old-fashioned turtle-neck
sweater, and a raincoat heavy as tarpaulin. He plunged into the
raincoat, ran out, galloped to Rauskukle's store, bought the most
vehement cap in the placea plaid of cerise, orange, emerald green,
ultramarine, and five other guaranteed fashionable colors. He stocked
up with food for roadside camping.
In the humping tin-covered tail of the bug was a good deal of room,
and this he filled with motor extras, a shotgun and shells, a pair of
skates, and all his camping kit as used on his annual duck-hunting trip
to Man Trap Lake.
I'm a darned fool to take everything I own butMight be gone a
whole month, he reflected.
He had only one possession lefta check book, concealed from the
interested eye of his too maternal landlady by sticking it under the
stair carpet. This he retrieved. It showed a balance of two hundred
dollars. There was ten dollars in the cash register in the office, for
Ben Sittka. The garage would, with the mortgage deducted, be worth
nearly two thousand. This was his fortune.
He bolted into the kitchen and all in one shout he informed his
landlady, Called out of town, li'l trip, b'lieve I don't owe you
an'thing, here's six dollars, two weeks' notice, dunno just when I be
Before she could issue a questionnaire he was out in the bug. He ran
through town. At his friend McGolwey; now loose-lipped and wabbly,
sitting in the rain on a pile of ties behind the railroad station, he
yelled, So long, Mac. Take care yourself, old hoss. Off on li'l trip.
He stopped in front of the prof's, tooted till the heads of the
Joneses appeared at the window, waved and shouted, G'-by, folks. Goin'
Then, while freedom and the distant Pacific seemed to rush at him
over the hood, he whirled out of town. It was two minutes to
oneforty-seven minutes since Claire Boltwood had entered Schoenstrom.
He stopped only once. His friend Lady Vere de Vere was at the edge
of town, on a scientific exploring trip in the matter of ethnology and
field mice. She hailed him, Mrwr? Me mrwr!
You don't say so! Milt answered in surprise. Well, if I promised
to take you, I'll keep my word. He vaulted out, tucked Vere de Vere
into the seat, protecting her from the rain with the tarpaulin winter
His rut-skipping car overtook the mud-walloping Gomez-Dep in an
hour, and pulled it out of the mud.
Before Milt slept that night, in his camp three miles from Gopher
Prairie, he went through religious rites.
Girl like her, she's darn particular about her looks. I'm a sloppy
hound. Used to be snappier about my clothes when I was in high school.
Getting lazytoo much like Mac. Think of me sleeping in my clothes
Mrwr! rebuked the cat.
You're dead right. Fierce is the word. Nev' will sleep in my duds
again, puss. That is, when I have a reg'lar human bed. Course camping,
different. But stillLet's see all the funny things we can do to
He shavedtwo complete shaves, from lather to towel. He brushed his
hair. He sat down by a campfire sheltered between two rocks, and fought
his nails, though they were discouragingly crammed with motor grease.
Throughout this interesting but quite painful ceremony Milt kept up a
conversation between himself as the World's Champion Dude, and his cat
as Vallay. But when there was nothing more to do, and the fire was low,
and Vere de Vere asleep in the sleeve of the winter ulster, his
bumbling voice slackened; in something like agony he muttered:
But oh, what's the use? I can't ever be anything but a dub!
Cleaning my nails, to make a hit with a girl that's got hands like
hers! It's a long trail to Seattle, but it's a darn sight longer one to
beingbeingwell, sophisticated. Oh! And incidentally, what the deuce
am I going to do in Seattle if I do get there?
CHAPTER VI. THE LAND OF BILLOWING
Never a tawny-beached ocean has the sweetness of the prairie slew.
Rippling and blue, with long grass up to its edge, a spot of dancing
light set in the miles of rustling wheat, it retains even in July, on
an afternoon of glare and brazen locusts, the freshness of a spring
morning. A thousand slews, a hundred lakes bordered with rippling
barley or tinkling bells of the flax, Claire passed. She had left the
occasional groves of oak and poplar and silver birch, and come out on
the treeless Great Plains.
She had learned to call the slews pugholes, and to watch for ducks
at twilight. She had learned that about the pugholes flutter choirs of
crimson-winged blackbirds; that the ugly brown birds squatting on
fence-rails were the divine-voiced meadow larks; that among the humble
cowbird citizens of the pastures sometimes flaunted a scarlet tanager
or an oriole; and that no rose garden has the quaint and hardy beauty
of the Indian paint brushes and rag babies and orange milkweed in the
prickly, burnt-over grass between roadside and railway line.
She had learned that what had seemed rudeness in garage men and
hotel clerks was often a resentful reflection of her own Eastern
attitude that she was necessarily superior to a race she had been
trained to call common people. If she spoke up frankly, they made her
one of their own, and gave her companionable aid.
For two days of sunshine and drying mud she followed a road flung
straight across flat wheatlands, then curving among low hills. Often
there were no fences; she was so intimately in among the grain that the
fenders of the car brushed wheat stalks, and she became no stranger,
but a part of all this vast-horizoned land. She forgot that she was
driving, as she let the car creep on, while she was transported by
Armadas of clouds, prairie clouds, wisps of vapor like a ribbed beach,
or mounts of cumulus swelling to gold-washed snowy peaks.
The friendliness of the bearing earth gave her a calm that took no
heed of passing hours. Even her father, the abstracted man of affairs,
nodded to dusty people along the road; to a jolly old man whose bulk
rolled and shook in a tiny, rhythmically creaking buggy, to women in
the small abrupt towns with their huge red elevators and their long,
Claire had discovered America, and she felt stronger, and all her
days were colored with the sun.
She had discovered, too, that she could adventure. No longer was she
haunted by the apprehension that had whispered to her as she had left
Minneapolis. She knew a thrill when she hailedas though it were a
passing shipan Illinois car across whose dust-caked back was a banner
Chicago to the Yellowstone. She experienced a new sensation of common
humanness when, on a railway paralleling the wagon road for miles, the
engineer of a freight waved his hand to her, and tooted the whistle in
Her father was easily tired, but he drowsed through the early
afternoons when a none-too-digestible small-town lunch was as lead
within him. Despite the beauty of the land and the joy of pushing on,
they both had things to endure.
After lunch, it was sometimes an agony to Claire to keep awake. Her
eyes felt greasy from the food, or smarted with the sun-glare. In the
still air, after the morning breeze had been burnt out, the heat from
the engine was a torment about her feet; and if there was another car
ahead, the trail of dust sifted into her throat. Unless there was
traffic to keep her awake, she nodded at the wheel; she was merely a
part of a machine that ran on without seeming to make any impression on
the prairie's endlessness.
Over and over there were the same manipulations: slow for down hill,
careful of sand at the bottom, letting her out on a smooth stretch,
waving to a lonely farmwife in her small, baked dooryard, slow to pass
a hay-wagon, gas for up the next hill, and repeat the round all over
again. But she was joyous till noon; and with mid-afternoon a new
strength came which, as rose crept above the golden haze of dust,
deepened into serene meditation.
And she was finding the one secret of long-distance drivingnamely,
driving; keeping on, thinking by fifty-mile units, not by the ten-mile
stretches of Long Island runs; and not fretting over anything whatever.
She seemed charmed; if she had a puncturewhy, she put on the spare.
If she ran out of gaswhy, any passing driver would lend her a gallon.
Nothing, it seemed, could halt her level flight across the giant land.
She rarely lost her way. She was guided by the friendly trail
signsthose big red R's and L's on fence post and telephone pole,
magically telling the way from the Mississippi to the Pacific.
Her father's occasional musing talk kept her from loneliness. He was
a good touring companion. Motoring is not the best occasion for
epigrams, satire, and the Good One You Got Off at the Lambs' Club last
night. Such verbiage on motor trips invariably results in the
mysterious finding of the corpse of a strange man, well dressed, hidden
beside the road. Claire and her father mumbled, Good
farmhousebrick, or Nice view, and smiled, and were for miles as
silent as the companionable sky.
She thought of the people she knew, especially of Jeff Saxton. But
she could not clearly remember his lean earnest face. Between her and
Jeff were sweeping sunny leagues. But she was not lonely. Certainly she
was not lonely for a young man with a raincoat, a cat, and an interest
No singer after a first concert has felt more triumphant than Claire
when she crossed her first state-line; rumbled over the bridge across
the Red River into North Dakota. To see Dakota car licenses everywhere,
instead of Minnesota, was like the sensation of street signs in a new
language. And when she found a good hotel in Fargo and had a real bath,
she felt that by her own efforts she had earned the right to enjoy it.
Mr. Boltwood caught her enthusiasm. Dinner was a festival, and in
iced tea the peaceful conquistadores drank the toast of the new Spanish
Main; and afterward, arm in arm, went chattering to the movies.
In front of the Royal Palace, Pictures, 4 Great Acts Vaudeville 4,
was browsing a small, beetle-like, tin-covered car.
Dad! Look! I'm sureyes, of course, there's his suitcasethat's
the car of that nice boydon't you remember?the one that pulled us
out of the mud atI don't remember the name of the place. Apparently
he's keeping going. I remember; he's headed for Seattle, too. We'll
look for him in the theater. Oh, the darling, there's his cat! What was
the funny name he gave herthe Marchioness Montmorency or something?
Lady Vere de Vere, afraid of Fargo and movie crowds, but trusting in
her itinerant castle, the bug, was curled in Milt Daggett's ulster, in
the bottom of the car. She twinkled her whiskers at Claire, and purred
to a stroking hand.
With the excitement of one trying to find the address of a friend in
a strange land Claire looked over the audience when the lights came on
before the vaudeville. In the second row she saw Milt's stiffish,
rope-colored hairsurprisingly smooth above an astoundingly clean new
tan shirt of mercerized silk.
He laughed furiously at the dialogue between Pete-Rosenheim &
Larose-Bettina, though it contained the cheese joke, the mother-in-law
joke, and the joke about the wife rifling her husband's pockets.
Our young friend seems to have enviable youthful spirits,
commented Mr. Boltwood.
Now, no superiority! He's probably never seen a real vaudeville
show. Wouldn't it be fun to take him to the Winter Garden or the
Follies for the first time!... Instead of being taken by Jeff Saxton,
and having the humor, oh! so articulately explained!
The pictures were resumed; the film which, under ten or twelve
different titles, Claire had already seen, even though Brooklyn Heights
does not devote Saturday evening to the movies. The badman, the
sheriffan aged party with whiskers and bootsthe holdup, the sad
eyes of the sheriff's daughteralso an aged party, but with a
sunbonnet and the most expensive rougethe crook's reformation, and
his violent adherence to law and order; this libel upon the portions of
these United States lying west of longitude 101° Claire had seen too
often. She dragged her father back to the hotel, sent him to bed, and
entered her roomto find a telegram upon the bureau.
She had sent her friends a list of the places at which she would be
likely to stop. The message was from Jeff Saxton, in Brooklyn. It
brought to her mind the steady shine of his glassesthe most expensive
glasses, with the very best curved lensesas it demanded:
Received letter about trip surprised anxious will tire you out
fatigue prairie roads bad for your father mountain roads
strongly advise go only part way then take train. GEOFFREY.
She held the telegram, flipping her fingers against one end of it as
she debated. She remembered how the wide world had flowed toward her
over the hood of the Gomez all day. She wrote in answer:
Awful perils of road, two punctures, split infinitive, eggs at
lunch questionable, but struggle on.
Before she sent it she held council with her father. She sat on the
foot of his bed and tried to sound dutiful. I don't want to do
anything that's bad for you, daddy. But isn't it taking your mind away
Ye-es, I think it is. Anyway, we'll try it a few days more.
I fancy we can stand up under the strain and perils. I think we can
persuade some of these big farmers to come to the rescue if we
encounter any walruses or crocodiles among the wheat. And I have a
feeling that if we ever get stuck, our friend of the Teal bug will help
Probably never see him again. He'll skip on ahead of us.
Of course. We haven't laid an eye on him, along the road. He must
have gotten into Fargo long before we did. Now tomorrow I think
CHAPTER VII. THE GREAT AMERICAN
It was Claire's first bad day since the hole in the mud. She had
started gallantly, scooting along the level road that flies straight
west of Fargo. But at noon she encountered a restaurant which made
eating seem an evil.
That they might have fair fame among motorists the commercial club
of Reaper had set at the edge of town a sign Welcome to Reaper, a Live
TownSpeed Limit 8 Miles perhr. Being interpreted, that sign meant
that if you went much over twenty miles an hour on the main street,
people might glance at you; and that the real welcome, the only
impression of Reaper that tourists were likely to carry away, was the
welcome in the one restaurant. It was called the Eats Garden. As Claire
and her father entered, they were stifled by a belch of smoke from the
frying pan in the kitchen. The room was blocked by a huge lunch
counter; there was only one table, covered with oil cloth decorated
with venerable spots of dried egg yolk.
The waiter-cook, whose apron was gravy-patterned, with a border and
stomacher of plain gray dirt, grumbled, Whadyuhwant?
Claire sufficiently recovered to pick out the type from the fly
specks on the menu, and she ordered a small steak and coffee for her
father; for herself tea, boiled eggs, toast.
Toast? We ain't got any toast!
Well, can't you make it?
Oh, I suppose I could
When they came, the slices of toast were an inch thick, burnt on one
side and raw on the other. The tea was bitter and the eggs watery. Her
father reported that his steak was high-test rawhide, and his
coffeewell, he wasn't sure just what substitute had been used for
chicory, but he thought it was lukewarm quinine.
Claire raged: You know, this town really has aspirations. They're
beginning to build such nice little bungalows, and there's a fine clean
bankThen they permit this scoundrel to advertise the town among
strangers, influential strangers, in motors, by serving food like this!
I suppose they think that they arrest criminals here, yet this
restaurant man is a thief, to charge real money for food like this
Yes, and he's a murderer!
Oh, come now, dolly!
Yes he is, literally. He must in his glorious career have given
chronic indigestion to thousands of peopleshortened their lives by
years. That's wholesale murder. If I were the authorities here, I'd be
indulgent to the people who only murder one or two people, but imprison
this cook for life. Really! I mean it!
Well, he probably does the best he
He does not! These eggs and this bread were perfectly good, before
he did black magic over them. And did you see the contemptuous look he
gave me when I was so eccentric as to order toast? Oh, Reaper, Reaper,
you desire a modern town, yet I wonder if you know how many thousands
of tourists go from coast to coast, cursing you? If I could only hang
that restaurant manand the others like himin a rope of his own
hempen griddle cakes! The Great American Frying Pan! I don't expect men
building a new town to have time to read Hugh Walpole and James Branch
Cabell, but I do expect them to afford a cook who can fry eggs!
As she paid the check, Claire tried to think of some protest which
would have any effect on the obese wits of the restaurant man. In face
of his pink puffiness she gave it up. Her failure as a Citizeness Fixit
sent her out of the place in a fury, carried her on in a dusty whirl
till the engine spat, sounded tired and reflective, and said it guessed
it wouldn't go any farther that day.
Now that she had something to do, Claire became patient. Run out of
gas. Isn't it lucky I got that can for an extra gallon?
But there was plenty of gas. There was no discernible reason why the
car should not go. She started the engine. It ran for half a minute and
quit. All the plugs showed sparks. No wires were detached in the
distributor. There was plenty of water, and the oil was not clogged.
And that ended Claire's knowledge of the inside of a motor.
She stopped two motorists. The first was sure that there was dirt on
the point of the needle valve, in the carburetor. While Claire
shuddered lest he never get it back, he took out the needle valve,
wiped it, put it backand the engine was again started, and again,
with great promptness, it stopped.
The second Good Samaritan knew that one of the wires in the
distributor must be detached and, though she assured him that she had
inspected them, he looked pityingly at her smart sports-suit, said,
Well, I'll just take a look, and removed the distributor cover. He
also scratched his head, felt of the fuses under the cowl, scratched
his cheek, poked a finger at the carburetor, rubbed his ear, said,
Well, uh looked to see if there was water and gas, sighed, Can't
just seem to find out what's the trouble, shot at his own car, and
Claire had been highly grateful and laudatory to both of thembut
she remained here, ten miles from nowhere. It was a beautiful place.
Down a hill the wheat swam toward a village whose elevator was a
glistening tower. Mud-hens gabbled in a slew, alfalfa shone with
unearthly green, and bees went junketing toward a field of red clover.
But she had the motorist's fever to go on. The road behind and in front
was very long, very whiteand very empty.
Her father, out of much thought and a solid ignorance about all of
motoring beyond the hiring of chauffeurs and the payment of bills,
suggested, Uh, dolly, have you looked to see if these, uhIs the
carburetor all right?
Yes, dear; I've looked at it three times, so far, she said, just a
little too smoothly.
On the hill five miles to eastward, a line of dust, then a small
car. As it approached, the driver must have sighted her and increased
speed. He came up at thirty-five miles an hour.
Now we'll get something done! Look! It's a buga flivver or a Teal
or something. I believe it's the young man that got us out of the mud.
Milt Daggett stopped, casually greeted them: Why, hello, Miss
Boltwood. Thought you'd be way ahead of me some place!
Mrwr, said Vere de Vere. What this meant the historian does not
No; I've been taking it easy. Mr., UhI can't quite remember your
There's something mysterious the matter with my car. The engine
will start, after it's left alone a while, but then it stalls. Do you
suppose you could tell what it is?
I don't know. I'll see if I can find out.
Then you probably will. The other two men knew everything. One of
them was the inventor of wheels, and the other discovered skidding. So
of course they couldn't help me.
Milt added nothing to her frivolity, but his smile was friendly. He
lifted the round rubber cap of the distributor. Then Claire's faith
tumbled in the dust. Twice had the wires been tested. Milt tested them
again. She was too tired of botching to tell him he was wasting time.
Got an oil can? he hesitated.
Through a tiny hole in the plate of the distributor he dripped two
drops of oilonly two drops. I guess maybe that's what it needed. You
might try her now, and see how she runs, he said mildly.
Dubiously Claire started the engine. It sang jubilantly, and it did
not stop. Again was the road open to her. Again was the settlement over
there, to which it would have taken her an hour to walk, only six
She stopped the engine, beamed at himthere in the dust, on the
quiet hilltop. He said as apologetically as though he had been at
fault, Distributor got dry. Might give it a little oil about once in
We are so grateful to you! Twice now you've saved our lives.
Oh, I guess you'd have gone on living! And if drivers can't help
each other, who can?
That's a good start toward world-fellowship, I suppose. I wish we
could doReturn your lunch orMr. Daggett! Do you read books? I
Yes I do, when I run across them.
Mayn't I gilend you these two that I happen to have along? I've
finished them, and so has father, I think.
From the folds of the strapped-down top she pulled out Compton
Mackenzie's Youth's Encounter, and Vachel Lindsay's Congo. With a curious faint excitement she watched him turn the leaves. His
blunt fingers flapped through them as though he was used to books. As
he looked at Congo, he exclaimed, Poetry! That's fine! Like it,
but I don't hardly ever run across it. ISayI'm terribly
His clear face lifted, sun-brown and young and adoring. She had not
often seen men look at her thus. Certainly Jeff Saxton's painless
worship did not turn him into the likeness of a knight among banners.
Yet the good Geoffrey loved her, while to Milt Daggett she could be
nothing more than a strange young woman in a car with a New York
license. If her tiny gift could so please him, how poor he must be. He
probably lives on some barren farm, she thought, or he's a penniless
mechanic hoping for a good job in Seattle. How white his forehead is!
But aloud she was saying, I hope you're enjoying your trip.
Oh yes. I like it fine. You having a good time? WellWell,
thanks for the books.
She was off before him. Presently she exclaimed to Mr. Boltwood:
You knowjust occurs to meit's rather curious that our young friend
should be so coincidental as to come along just when we needed him.
Oh, he just happened to, I suppose, hemmed her father.
I'm not so sure, she meditated, while she absently watched another
member of the Poultry Suicide Club rush out of a safe ditch, prepare to
take leave for immortality, change her fowlish mind, flutter up over
the hood of the car, and come down squawking her indignities to the
barnyard. I'm not so sure about his happeningNo. I wonder if he
could possiblyOh no. I hope not. Flattering, butYou don't
suppose he could be deliberately following us?
Nonsense! He's a perfectly decent young chap.
I know. Of course. He probably works hard in a garage, and is
terribly nice to his mother and sisters at home. I meanI wouldn't
want the dear lamb to be a devoted knight, though. Too thankless a
She slowed the car down to fifteen an hour. For the first time she
began to watch the road behind her. In a few minutes a moving spot
showed in the dust three miles back. Oh, naturally; he would still be
behind her. OnlyIf she stopped, just to look at the scenery, he
would go on ahead of her. She stopped for a momentfor a time too
brief to indicate that anything had gone wrong with her car. Staring
back she saw that the bug stopped also, and she fancied that Milt was
out standing beside it, peering with his palm over his eyesa spy,
unnatural and disturbing in the wide peace.
She drove on a mile and halted again; again halted her attendant. He
was keeping a consistent two to four miles behind, she estimated.
This won't do at all, she worried. Flattering, but somehow
Whatever sort of a cocoon-wrapped hussy I am, I don't collect scalps. I
won't have young men serving megraft on themget amusement out of
their struggles. Besidessuppose he became just a little more
friendly, each time he came up, all the way from here to Seattle?...
Fresh.... No, it won't do.
She ran the car to the side of the road.
More trouble? groaned her father.
No. Just want to see scenery.
ButThere's a good deal of scenery on all sides, without
stopping, seems to me!
Yes, but She looked back. Milt had come into sight; had paused
to take observations. Her father caught it:
Oh, I see. Pardon me. Our squire still following? Let him go on
ahead? Wise lass.
Yes. I think perhaps it's better to avoid complications.
Of course. Mr. Boltwood's manner did not merely avoid Milt; it
She saw Milt, after five minutes of stationary watching, start
forward. He came dustily rattling up with a hail of Distributor on
strike again? so cheerful that it hurt her to dismiss him. But she had
managed a household. She was able to say suavely:
No, everything is fine. I'm sure it will be, now. I'm afraid we are
holding you back. You mustn't worry about us.
Oh, that's all right, breezily. Something might go wrong. Say, is
this poetry book
No, I'm sure nothing will go wrong now. You mustn't feel
responsible for us. But, uh, you understand we're very grateful for
what you have done and, uh, perhaps we shall see each other in
Seattle? She made it brightly interrogatory.
Oh, I see. His hands gripped the wheel. His cheeks had been too
ruddily tinted by the Dakota sun to show a blush, but his teeth caught
his lower lip. He had no starter on his bug; he had in his
embarrassment to get out and crank. He did it quietly, not looking at
her. She could see that his hand trembled on the crank. When he did
glance at her, as he drove off, it was apologetically, miserably. His
foot was shaking on the clutch pedal.
The dust behind his car concealed him. For twenty miles she was
silent, save when she burst out to her father, I do hope you're
enjoying the trip. It's so easy to make people unhappy. I wonderNo.
Had to be done.
CHAPTER VIII. THE DISCOVERY OF CANNED
SHRIMPS AND HESPERIDES
On the morning when Milt Daggett had awakened to sunshine in the
woods north of Gopher Prairie, he had discovered the golden age. As
mile on mile he jogged over new hills, without having to worry about
getting back to his garage in time to repair somebody's car, he
realized that for the past two years he had forced himself to find
contentment in building up a business that had no future.
Now he laughed and whooped; he drove with one foot inelegantly and
enchantingly up on the edge of the cowl; he made Lady Vere de Vere bow
to astounded farmers; he went to the movies every eveningtwice, in
Fargo; and when the chariot of the young prince swept to the brow of a
hill, he murmured, not in the manner of a bug-driver but with a
stinging awe, All that big country! Ours to see, puss! We'll settle
down some day and be solid citizens and raise families and wheeze when
we walk, butAll those hills to sail over andCome on! Lez sail!
Milt attended the motion pictures every evening, and he saw them in
a new way. As recently as one week before he had preferred those
earnest depictions in which hard-working, moral actors shoot one
another, or ride the most uncomfortable horses up mountainsides. But
now, with a mental apology to that propagandist of lowbrowism, the
absent Mac, he chose the films in which the leading men wore evening
clothes, and no one ever did anything without being assisted by a
man. Aside from the pictures Milt's best tutors were traveling men.
Though he measured every cent, and for his campfire dinners bought
modest chuck steaks, he had at least one meal a day at a hotel, to
watch the traveling men.
To Claire, traveling men were merely commercial persons in
hard-boiled suits. She identified them with the writing-up of
order-slips on long littered writing-tables, and with hotels that
reduced the delicate arts of dining and sleeping to gray greasiness.
But Milt knew traveling men. He knew that not only were they the
missionaries of business, supplementing the taking of orders by telling
merchants how to build up trade, how to trim windows and treat
customers like human beings; but also that they, as much as the local
ministers and doctors and teachers and newspapermen, were the agents in
spreading knowledge and justice. It was they who showed the young men
how to have their hair cutand to wash behind the ears and shave
daily; they who encouraged villagers to rise from scandal and gossip to
a perception of the Great World, of politics and sports, and some
measure of art and science.
Claire, and indeed her father and Mr. Jeff Saxton as well, had
vaguely concluded that because drummers were always to be seen in soggy
hotels and badly connecting trains and the headachy waiting-rooms of
stations, they must like these places. Milt knew that the drummers were
martyrs; that for months of a trip, all the while thinking of the
children back home, they suffered from landlords and train schedules;
that they were Claire's best allies in fighting the Great American
Frying Pan; that they knew good things, and fought against the laziness
and impositions of people who kept hotel because they had failed as
farmers; and that when they did find a landlord who was cordial and
efficient, they went forth mightily advertising that glorious man. The
traveling men, he knew, were pioneers in spats.
Hence it was to the traveling men, not to supercilious tourists in
limousines, that Milt turned for suggestions as to how to perform the
miracle of changing from an ambitious boy into what Claire would
recognize as a charming man. He had not met enough traveling men at
Schoenstrom. They scooped up what little business there was, and
escaped from the Leipzig House to spend the night at St. Cloud or Sauk
In the larger towns in Minnesota and Dakota, after evening movies,
before slipping out to his roadside camp Milt inserted himself into a
circle of traveling men in large leather chairs, and ventured, Saw a
Gomez-Dep with a New York license down the line today.
Oh. You driving through?
Yes. Going to Seattle.
That distinguished Milt from the ordinary young-men-loafers, and he
was admitted as one of the assembly of men who traveled and saw things
and wondered about the ways of men. It was good talk he heard; too much
of hotels, and too many tight banal little phrases suggesting the
solution of all economic complexities by hanging agitators, but with
this, an exciting accumulation of impressions of Vancouver and San
Diego, Florida and K. C.
That's a wonderful work farm they have at Duluth, said one, and
the next, speaking of that, I was in Chicago last week, and I saw a
Milt had, in his two years of high school in St. Cloud, and in his
boyhood under the genial but abstracted eye of the Old Doctor, learned
that it was not well thought of to use the knife as a hod and to
plaster mashed potatoes upon it, as was the custom in Mac's Old Home
Lunch at Schoenstrom. But the arts of courteously approaching oysters,
salad, and peas were rather unfamiliar to him. Now he studied forks as
he had once studied carburetors, and he gave spiritual devotion to the
nice eating of a canned-shrimp cocktaila lost legion of shrimps, now
two thousand miles and two years away from their ocean home.
He peeped with equal earnestness at the socks and the shirts of the
traveling men. Socks had been to him not an article of faith but a
detail of economy. His attitude to socks had lacked in reverence and
technique. He had not perceived that socks may be as sound a symbol of
culture as the 'cello or even demountable rims. He had been able to
think with respect of ties and damp piqué collars secured by gold
safety-pins; and to the belted fawn overcoat that the St. Klopstock
banker's son had brought back from St. Paul, he had given jealous
attention. But now he graduated into differential socks.
By his campfire, sighing to the rather somnolent Vere de Vere, he
scornfully yanked his extra pairs of thick, white-streaked, yellow
cotton socks from the wicker suitcase, and uttered anathema:
Begone, ye unworthy and punk-looking raiment. I know ye! Ye werst a
bargain and two pairs for two bits. But even as Adolph Zolzac and an
agent for flivver accessories are ye become in my eyes, ye generation
of vipers, ye clumsy, bag-footed, wrinkle-sided gunny-sacking ye!
Next day, in the woods, a happy hobo found that the manna-bringing
ravens had left him four pairs of good socks.
Five quite expensive pairs of silk and lisle socks Milt
purchasedall that the general merchant at Jeppe had in stock. What
they lost in suitability to touring and to private laundering at
creeks, they gained as symbols. Milt felt less shut out from the life
of leisure. Now, in Seattle, say, he could go into a good hotel with
less fear of the clerks.
He added attractive outing shirts, ties neither too blackly dull nor
too flashily crimson, and a vicious nail-brush which simply tore out
the motor grease that had grown into the lines of his hands. Also he
added a book.
The book was a rhetoric. Milt knew perfectly that there was an
impertinence called grammar, but it had never annoyed him much. He knew
that many persons preferred They were to They was, and were nervous
in the presence of ain't. One teacher in St. Cloud had buzzed
frightfully about these minutiæ. But Milt discovered that grammar was
only the beginning of woes. He learned that there were such mental
mortgages as figures of speech and the choice of synonyms. He had
always known, but he had never passionately felt that the invariable
use of hell, doggone, and You bet! left certain subtleties
unexpressed. Now he was finding subtleties which he had to express.
As joyously adventurous as going on day after day was his
experimentation in voicing his new observations. He gave far more
eagerness to it than Claire Boltwood had. Gustily intoning to Vere de
Vere, who was the perfect audience, inasmuch as she never had anything
to say but Mrwr, and didn't mind being interrupted in that, he
clamored, The prairies are the sea. In the distance they are kind of
silverynothey are dim silver; and way off on the skyline are the
Islands of theof theNow what the devil was them, were those,
islands in the mythology book in high school? Of theBlessed? Great
snakes' boots, you're an ignorant cat, Vere! Hesperyds? No! Hesperides!
Yea, bo'! Now that man in the hotel: 'May I trouble you for the train
guide? Thanks so much!' But how much is so much?
As Claire's days were set free by her consciousness of sun and brown
earth, so Milt's odyssey was only the more valorous in his endeavor to
criticize life. He saw that Mac's lunch room had not been an altogether
satisfactory home; that Mac's habit of saying to dissatisfied
customers, If you don't like it, get out, had lacked something of
courtesy. Staring at towns along the way, Milt saw that houses were not
merely large and comfortable, or small and stingy; but that there was
an interesting thing he remembered hearing his teachers call good
He was not the preoccupied Milt of the garage but a gay-eyed
gallant, the evening when he gave a lift to the school-teacher and
drove her from the district school among the wild roses and the corn to
her home in the next town. She was a neat, tripping, trim-sided
school-teacher of nineteen or twenty.
You're going out to Seattle? My! That's a wonderful trip. Don't you
get tired? she adored.
Oh, no. And I'm seeing things. I used to think everything worth
while was right near my own town.
You're so wise to go places. Most of the boys I know don't think
there is any world beyond Jimtown and Fargo.
She glowed at him. Milt was saying to himself, Am I a fool? I
probably could make this girl fall in love with me. And she's better
than I am; so darn neat and clean and gentle. We'd be happy. She's a
nice comfy fire, and here I go like a boob, chasing after a lone, cold
star like Miss Boltwood, and probably I'll fall into all the slews from
hell to breakfast on the way. ButI'd get sleepy by a comfy fire.
Are you thinking hard? You're frowning so, ventured the
Didn't mean to. 'Scuse! he laughed. One hand off the steering
wheel, he took her handa fresh, cool, virginal hand, snuggling into
his, suddenly stirring him. He wanted to hold it tighter. The lamenting
historian of love's pilgrimage must set down the fact that the pilgrim
for at least a second forgot the divine tread of the goddess Claire,
and made rapid calculation that he could, in a pinch, drive from
Schoenstrom to the teacher's town in two days and a night; that
therefore courtship, and this sweet white hand resting in his, were not
impossible. Milt himself did not know what it was that made him lay
down the hand and say, so softly that he was but half audible through
the rattle of the engine:
Isn't this a slick, mean to say glorious evening? Sky rose and then
that funny lavender. And that new moonMakes me think ofthe girl
I'm in love with.
You're engaged? wistfully.
Not exactly butSay, did you study rhetoric in Normal School? I
have a rhetoric that's got all kind of poetic extracts, you know, and
quotations and everything, from the big writers, Stevenson and all.
Always been so practical, making a garage pay, never thought much about
how I said things as long as I could say 'No!' and say it quick. 'Cept
maybe when I was talking to the prof there. But it's great sport to see
how musical you can make a thing sound. Words. Like Shenandoah.
Gol-lee! Isn't that a wonderful word? Makes you see old white mansion,
and mocking birdsWonder if a fellow could be a big engineer, you
know, build bridges and so on, and still talk about, oh, beautiful
things? What d' you think, girlie?
Oh, I'm sure you could!
Her admiration, the proximity of her fragrant slightness, was
pleasant in the dusk, but he did not press her hand again, even when
she whispered, Good night, and thank youoh, thank you.
If Milt had been driving at the rate at which he usually made his
skipjack carom over the roads about Schoenstrom, he would by now have
been through Dakota, into Montana. But he was deliberately holding down
the speed. When he had been tempted by a smooth stretch to go too
breathlessly, he halted, teased Vere de Vere, climbed out and, sitting
on a hilltop, his hands about his knees, drenched his soul with the
vision of amber distances.
He tried so to time his progress that he might always be from three
to five miles behind Clairedistant enough to be unnoticed, near
enough to help in case of need. For behind poetic expression and the
use of forks was the fact that his purpose in life was to know Claire.
When he was caught, when Claire informed him that he mustn't worry
about her; when, slowly, he understood that she wasn't being
neighborly and interested in his making time, he wanted to escape,
never to see her again.
For thirty miles his cheeks were fiery. He, most considerate of
roadmen, crowded a woman in a flivver, passed a laboring car on an
upgrade with such a burst that the uneasy driver bumped off into a
ditch. He hadn't really seen them. Only mechanically had he got past
them. He was muttering:
She thought I was trying to butt in! Stung again! Like a small boy
in love with teacher. And I thought I was so wise! Cussed out
Macblamed Macno, damn all the fine wordscussed out Mac for being
the village rumhound. Boozing is twice as sensible as me. See a girl,
nice dressstart for Seattle! Two thousand miles away! Of course she
bawled me out. She was dead right. Boob! Yahoo! Goat!
He caught up Vere de Vere, rubbed her fur against his cheek while he
mourned, Oh, puss, you got to be nice to me. I thought I'd do big
things. And then the alarm clock went off. I'm back in Schoenstrom. For
keeps, I guess. I didn't know I had feelings that could get hurt like
this. Thought I had a rhinoceros hide. ButOh, it isn't just feeling
ashamed over being a fool. It's thatWon't ever see her again. Not
once. Way I saw her through the window, at that hotel, in that blue
silky dressthat funny long line of buttons, and her throat. Never
have dinnerlunchwith her by the road
In the reaction of anger he demanded of Vere de Vere, What the
deuce do I care? If she's chump enough to chase away a crack garage man
that's gone batty and wants to work for nothing, let her go on and hit
some crook garage and get stuck for an entire overhauling. What do I
care? Had nice trip; that's all I wanted. Never did intend to go clear
to Seattle, anyway. Go on to Butte, then back home. No more fussing
about fool table-manners and books, and I certainly will cut out
tagging behind her! No, sir! Nev-er again!
It was somewhat inconsistent to add, There's a bully placesneak
in and let her get past me again. But she won't catch me following next
While he tried to keep up his virtuous anger, he was steering into
an abandoned farmyard, parking the car behind cottonwoods and neglected
tall currant bushes which would conceal it from the road.
The windows of the deserted house stared at him; a splintered screen
door banged in every breeze. Lichens leered from the cracks of the
porch. The yard was filled with a litter of cottonwood twigs, and over
the flower garden hulked ragged weeds. In the rank grass about the
slimy green lip of the well, crickets piped derisively. The barn-door
was open. Stray kernels of wheat had sprouted between the spokes of a
rusty binder-wheel. A rat slipped across the edge of the shattered
manger. As dusk came on, gray things seemed to slither past the upper
windows of the house, and somewhere, under the roof, there was a
moaning. Milt was sure that it was the wind in a knothole. He told
himself that he was absolutely sure about it. And every time it came he
stroked Vere de Vere carefully, and once, when the moaning ended in the
slamming of the screen door, he said, Jiminy!
This boy of the unghostly cylinders and tangible magnetos had never
seen a haunted house. To toil of the harvest field and machine shop and
to trudging the sun-beaten road he was accustomed, but he had never
crouched watching the slinking spirits of old hopes and broken
aspirations; feeble phantoms of the first eager bridegroom who had come
to this place, and the mortgage-crushed, rust-wheat-ruined man who had
left it. He wanted to leap into the bug and go on. Yet the haunt of
murmurous memories dignified his unhappiness. In the soft, tree-dimmed
dooryard among dry, blazing plains it seemed indecent to go on growling
Gee, and Can you beat it? It was a young poet, a poet rhymeless and
inarticulate, who huddled behind the shield of untrimmed currant
bushes, and thought of the girl he would never see again.
He was hungry, but he did not eat. He was cramped, but he did not
move. He picked up the books she had given him. He was quickened by the
powdery beauty of Youth's Encounter; by the vision of laughter
and dancing steps beneath a streaky gas-glow in the London fog; of
youth not roughhousing and wanting to be a sport, yet in frail
beauty and faded crimson banners finding such exaltation as Schoenstrom
had never known. But every page suggested Claire, and he tucked the
In Vachel Lindsay's Congo, in a poem called The Santa Fe
Trail, he found his own modern pilgrimage from another point of view.
Here was the poet, disturbed by the honking hustle of passing cars. But
Milt belonged to the honking and the hustle, and it was not the soul of
the grass that he read in the poem, but his own sun-flickering flight:
Swiftly the brazen car comes on.
It burns in the East as the sunrise burns.
I see great flashes where the far trail turns.
Butting through the delicate mists of the morning,
It comes like lightning, goes past roaring,
It will hail all the windmills, taunting, ringing,
On through the ranges the prairie-dog tills
Scooting past the cattle on the thousand hills.
Ho for the tear-horn, scare-horn, dare-horn,
Ho for the gay-horn, bark-horn, bay-horn.
Milt did not reflect that if the poet had watched the Teal bug go
by, he would not have recorded a scare-horn, a dare-horn, or anything
mightier than a yip-horn. Milt saw himself a cross-continent racer,
with the envious poet, left behind as a dot on the hill, celebrating
Lord! he cried. I didn't know there were books like these!
Thought poetry was all like Longfellow and Byron. Old boys. Europe. And
rhymed bellyachin' about hard luck. But these booksthey're me. Very
carefully: No; they're I! And she gave 'em to me! I will see her
again! But she won't know it. Now be sensible, son! What do you expect?
Ohnothing. I'll just go on, and sneak in one more glimpse of her to
take back with me where I belong.
Half an hour after Claire had innocently passed his ambush, he began
to follow her. But not for days was he careless. If he saw her on the
horizon he paused until she was out of sight. That he might not fail
her in need, he bought a ridiculously expensive pair of field glasses,
and watched her when she stopped by the road. Once, when both her right
rear tire and the spare were punctured before she could make a town,
Milt from afar saw her patch a tube, pump up the tire in the dust. He
ached to go to her aidthough it cannot be said that hand-pumping was
his favorite July afternoon sport.
Lest he encounter her in the streets, he always camped to the
eastward of the town at which she spent the night. After dusk, when she
was likely to end the day's drive in the first sizable place, he hid
his bug in an alley and, like a spy after the papers, sneaked into each
garage to see if her car was there.
He would stroll in, look about vacuously, and pipe to the suspicious
night attendant, Seen a traveling man named Smith? Usually the garage
man snarled, No, I ain't seen nobody named Smith. An'thing else I can
do for you? But once he was so unlucky as to find the long-missing Mr.
Mr. Smith was surprised and insistent. Milt had to do some quick
lying. During that interview the cement floor felt very hard under his
fidgeting feet, and he thought he heard the garage man in the office
telephoning, Don't think he knows Smith at all. I got a hunch he's
that auto thief that was through here last summer.
When Claire did not stop in the first town she reached after
twilight, but drove on by dark, he had to do some perilous galloping to
catch up. The lights of a Teal are excellent for adornment, but they
have no relation to illumination. They are dependent upon a magneto
which is dependent only upon faith.
Once, skittering along by dark, he realized that the halted car
which he had just passed was the Gomez. He thought he heard a shout
behind him, but in a panic he kept going.
To the burring motor he groaned, Now I probably never will see her
again. Except that she thinks I'm such a pest that I dassn't let her
know I'm in the same state, I sure am one successful lover. As a Prince
Charming I win the Vanderbilt Cup. I'm going ahead backwards so fast
I'll probably drop off into the Atlantic over the next hill!
CHAPTER IX. THE MAN WITH AGATE EYES
When her car had crossed the Missouri River on the swing-ferry
between Bismarck and Mandan, Claire had passed from Middle West to Far
West. She came out on an upland of virgin prairie, so treeless and
houseless, so divinely dipping, so rough of grass, that she could
imagine buffaloes still roving. In a hollow a real prairie schooner was
camped, and the wandering homestead-seekers were cooking dinner beside
it. From a quilt on the hay in the wagon a baby peeped, and Claire's
Beyond was her first butte, its sharp-cut sides glittering yellow,
and she fancied that on it the Sioux scout still sat sentinel, erect on
his pony, the feather bonnet down his back.
Now she seemed to breathe deeper, see farther. Again she came from
unbroken prairie into wheat country and large towns.
Her impression of the new land was not merely of sun-glaring
breadth. Sometimes, on a cloudy day, the wash of wheatlands was as
brown and lowering and mysterious as an English moor in the mist. It
dwarfed the far-off houses by its giant enchantment; its brooding
reaches changed her attitude of brisk, gas-driven efficiency into a
melancholy that was full of hints of old dark beauty.
Even when the sun came out, and the land was brazenly optimistic,
she saw more than just prosperity. In a new home, house and barn and
windmill square-cornered and prosaic, plumped down in a field with
wheat coming up to the unporticoed door, a habitation unshadowed,
unsheltered, unsoftened, she found a frank cleanness, as though the
inhabitants looked squarely out at life, unafraid. She felt that the
keen winds ought to blow away from such a prairie-fronting post of
civilization all mildew and cowardice, all the mummy dust of ancient
These were not peasants, these farmers. Nor, she learned, were they
the hicks of humor. She could never again encounter without fiery
resentment the Broadway peddler's faith that farmers invariably say
Waal, by heck. For she had spent an hour talking to one Dakota
farmer, genial-eyed, quiet of speech. He had explained the relation of
alfalfa to soil-chemistry; had spoken of his daughter, who taught
economics in a state university; and asked Mr. Boltwood how turbines
were hitched up on liners.
In fact, Claire learned that there may be an almost tolerable state
of existence without gardenias or the news about the latest Parisian
She dropped suddenly from the vast, smooth-swelling miles of
wheatland into the tortured marvels of the Bad Lands, and the road
twisted in the shadow of flying buttresses and the terraced tombs of
maharajas. While she tried to pick her way through a herd of wild,
arroyo-bred cattle, she forgot her maneuvering as she was startled by
the stabbing scarlet of a column of rock marking the place where for
months deep beds of lignite had burned.
Claire had often given lifts to tramping harvesters and even hoboes
along the road; had enjoyed the sight of their duffle-bags stuck up
between the sleek fenders and the hood, and their talk about people and
crops along the road, as they hung on the running-board. In the country
of long hillslopes and sentinel buttes between the Dakota Bad Lands and
Miles City she stopped to shout to a man whose plodding heavy back
looked fagged, Want a ride?
Sure! You bet!
Usually her guests stepped on the right-hand running-board, beside
Mr. Boltwood, and this man was far over on the right side of the road.
But, while she waited, he sauntered in front of the car, round to her
side, mounted beside her. Before the car had started, she was sorry to
have invited him. He looked her over grinningly, almost contemptuously.
His unabashed eyes were as bright and hard as agates. Below them, his
nose was twisted a little, his mouth bent insolently up at one corner,
and his square long chin bristled.
Usually, too, her passengers waited for her to start the
conversation, and talked at Mr. Boltwood rather than directly to her.
But the bristly man spat at her as the car started, Going far?
Ye-es, some distance.
'Fraid of getting held up?
I hadn't thought about it.
Pack a cannon, don't you?
I don't think I quite understand.
Cannon! Gun! Revolver! Got a revolver, of course?
W-why, no. She spoke uncomfortably. She was aware that his
twinkling eyes were on her throat. His look made her feel unclean. She
tried to think of some question which would lead the conversation to
the less exclamatory subject of crops. They were on a curving shelf
road beside a shallow valley. The road was one side of a horseshoe ten
miles long. The unprotected edge of it dropped sharply to fields forty
or fifty feet below.
Prosperous-looking wheat down there, she said.
No. Not a bit! His look seemed to add, And you know itunless
you're a fool!
Well, I didn't
Make Glendive tonight?
At least that far.
Say, lady, how's the chance for borrowin' a couple of dollars? I
was workin' for a Finnski back here a ways, and he did me dirtholdin'
out my wages on me till the end of the month.
It was Claire, not the man, who was embarrassed.
He was snickering, Come on, don't be a tightwad. Swell carpoor
man with no eats, not even a two-bits flop for tonight. Could yuh
loosen up and slip me just a couple bones?
Mr. Boltwood intervened. He looked as uncomfortable as Claire.
We'll see. It's rather against my principles to give money to an
able-bodied man like you, even though it is a pleasure to give you a
Sure! Don't cost you one red cent!
and if I could help you get a job, though of courseBeing a
stranger out hereSeems strange to me, though, Mr. Boltwood
struggled on, that a strong fellow like you should be utterly
destitute, when I see all these farmers able to have cars
Their guest instantly abandoned his attitude of supplication for one
of boasting: Destitute? Who the hell said I was destitute, heh? He
was snarling across Claire at Mr. Boltwood. His wet face was five
inches from hers. She drew her head as far back as she could. She was
sure that the man completely appreciated her distaste, for his eyes
popped with amusement before he roared on:
I got plenty of money! Just 'cause I'm hoofin' itI don't want
no charity from nobody! I could buy out half these Honyockers! I don't
need none of no man's money! He was efficiently working himself into a
rage. Who you calling destitute? All I wanted was an advance till pay
day! Got a check coming. You high-tone, kid-glove Eastern towerists
want to watch out who you go calling destitute. I bet I make a lot more
money than a lot of your four-flushin' friends!
Claire wondered if she couldn't stop the car now, and tell him to
get off. Butthat snapping eye was too vicious. Before he got off he
would say thingsscarring, vile things, that would never heal in her
brain. Her father was murmuring, Let's drop him, but she softly lied,
No. His impertinence amuses me.
She drove on, and prayed that he would of himself leave his
uncharitable hosts at the next town.
The man was stormingwith a very meek ending: I'm tellin' you! I
can make money anywhere! I'm a crack machinist.... Give me two-bits for
a meal, anyway.
Mr. Boltwood reached in his change pocket. He had no quarter. He
pulled out a plump bill-fold. Without looking at the man, Claire could
vision his eyes glistening and his chops dripping as he stared at the
hoard. Mr. Boltwood handed him a dollar bill. There, take that, and
let's change the subject, said Mr. Boltwood testily.
All right, boss. Say, you haven't got a cartwheel instead of this
wrapping paper, have you? I like to feel my money in my pocket.
No, sir, I have not!
All right, boss. No bad feelin's!
Then he ignored Mr. Boltwood. His eyes focused on Claire's face. To
steady himself on the running-board he had placed his left hand on the
side of the car, his right on the back of the seat. That right hand
slid behind her. She could feel its warmth on her back.
She burst out, flaring, Kindly do not touch me!
Gee, did I touch you, girlie? Why, that's a shame! he drawled, his
cracked broad lips turning up in a grin.
An instant later, as they skipped round a bend of the long,
high-hung shelf road, he pretended to sway dangerously on the
running-board, and deliberately laid his filthy hand on her shoulder.
Before she could say anything he yelped in mock-regret, Love o' Mike!
'Scuse me, lady. I almost fell off.
Quietly, seriously, Claire said, No, that wasn't accidental. If you
touch me again, I'll stop the car and ask you to walk.
Better do it now, dolly! snapped Mr. Boltwood.
The man hooked his left arm about the side-post of the open
window-shield. It was a strong arm, a firm grip. He seized her left
wrist with his free hand. Though all the while his eyes grotesquely
kept their amused sparkle, and beside them writhed laughter-wrinkles,
he shouted hoarsely, You'll stop hell! His hand slid from her wrist
to the steering wheel. I can drive this boat's well as you can. You
make one move to stop, and I steer her overBlooie! Down the bank!
He did twist the front wheels dangerously near to the outer edge of
the shelf road. Mr. Boltwood gazed at the hand on the wheel. With a
quick breath Claire looked at the side of the road. If the car ran off,
it would shoot down forty feet ... turning over and over.
Y-you wouldn't dare, because you'd g-go, too! she panted.
Well, dearuh, you just try any monkey business and you'll find out
how much I'll gggggggo-too! I'll start you down the joy-slope and jump
off, savvy? Take your foot off that clutch.
Pretty lil feet, ain't they, cutie! Shoes cost about twelve bucks,
I reckon. While a better man than you or old moldy-face there has to
hit the pike in three-dollar brogans. Sit down, yuh fool!
This last to Mr. Boltwood, who had stood up, swaying with the car,
and struck at him. With a huge arm the man swept Mr. Boltwood back into
the seat, but without a word to her father, he continued to Claire:
And keep your hand where it belongs. Don't go trying to touch that
switch. Aw, be sensible! What would you do if the car did stop? I could
blackjack you both before this swell-elegant vehickle lost momentum,
savvy? I don't want to pay out my good money to a lawyer on a charge
ofmurder. Get me? Better take it easy and not worry. His hand was
constantly on the wheel. He had driven cars before. He was steering as
much as she. When I get you up the road a piece I'm going to drive all
the cute lil boys and girls up a side trail, and take all of papa's
gosh-what-a-wad in the cunnin' potet-book, and I guess we'll kiss lil
daughter, and drive on, a-wavin' our hand politely, and let you suckers
walk to the next burg.
You wouldn't dare! You wouldn't dare!
Dare? Huh! Don't make the driver laugh!
I'll get help!
Yep. Sure. Fact, there's a car comin' toward us. 'Bout a mile away
I'd make it, wouldn't you? Well, dollface, if you make one peepover
the bank you go, both of you dead as a couplin'-pin. Smeared all over
those rocks. Get me? And meI'll be sorry the regrettable accident was
so naughty and went and happenedand I just got off in time meself.
And I'll pinch papa's poke while I'm helping get out the bodies!
Till now she hadn't believed it. But she dared not glance at the
approaching car. It was their interesting guest who steered the Gomez
past the other; and he ran rather too near the edge of the road ... so
that she looked over, down.
Beaming, he went on, I'd pull the rough stuff right here, instead
of wastin' my time as a cap'n of industry by taking you up to see the
scenery in that daisy little gully off the road; but the whole world
can see us along herethe hicks in the valley and anybody that happens
to sneak along in a car behind us. Shame the way this road curvessee
too far along it. Fact, you're giving me a lot of trouble. But you'll
give me a kiss, won't you, Gwendolyn?
He bent down, chuckling. She could feel his bristly chin touch her
cheek. She sprang up, struck at him. He raised his hand from the wheel.
For a second the car ran without control. He jabbed her back into the
seat with his elbow. Don't try any more monkey-shines, if you know
what's good for you, he said, quite peacefully, as he resumed
She was in a haze, conscious only of her father's hand fondling
hers. She heard a quick pit-pit-pit-pit behind them. Car going to pass?
She'd have to let it go by. She'd concentrate on finding something she
Then, Hello, folks. Having a picnic? Who's your little friend in
the rompers? sang out a voice beside them. It was Milt Daggettthe
Milt who must be scores of miles ahead. His bug had caught up with
them, was running even with them on the broad road.
CHAPTER X. THE CURIOUS INCIDENT OF
THE HILLSIDE ROAD
So unexpectedly, so genially, that Claire wondered if he realized
what was happening, Milt chuckled to the tough on the running-board, as
the two cars ran side by side, Bound for some place, brother?
The unwelcome guest looked puzzled. For the first time his china
eyes ceased twinkling; and he answered dubiously: Just gettin' a
lift. He sped up the car with the hand-throttle. Milt accelerated
Claire roused; wanted to shout. She was palsied afraid that Milt
would leave them. The last time she had seen him, she had suggested
that leaving them would be a favor.
Her guest growled at herthe words coming through a slit at the
corner of his rowdy mouth, Sit still, or I'll run you over.
Milt innocently babbled on, Better come ride with me, bo'. More
room in this-here handsome coupelet.
Then was the rough relieved in his uneasy tender little heart, and
his eyes flickered again as he shouted back, not looking at Milt,
Thanks, bub, I'll stick by me friends.
Oh no; can't lose pleasure of your company. I like your looks.
You're a bloomin' little island way off on the dim silver skyline.
Claire knitted her brows. She had not seen Milt's rhetoric. You're an
island of Hesperyds or Hesperides. Accent on the bezuzus. Oh, yes,
moondream, I think you better come. Haven't decidedMilt's tone was
blandwhether to kill you or just have you pinched. Miss Boltwood!
Switch off your power!
If she does, the tough shouted, I'll run 'em off the bank.
No, you won't, sweetheart, 'cause why? 'Cause what'll I do to you
You won't do nothin', Jack, 'cause I'd gouge your eyes out.
Why, lovesoul, d' you suppose I'd be talking up as brash as this to
a bid, stwong man like oo if I didn't have a gun handy?
Yuh, I guess so, lil sunbeam. And before you could shoot, I'd crowd
your tin liz into the bank, and jam right into it! I may get killed,
but you won't even be a grease-spot!
He was turning the Gomez from its straight course, forcing Milt's
bug toward the high bank of earth which walled in the road on the left.
While Claire was very sick with fear, then more sick with contempt,
Milt squealed, You win! And he had dropped back. The Gomez was going
There was only one thing more for Claireto jump. And that meant
The tough was storming, Your friend's a crack shotwith his
The thin pit-pit-pit was coming again. She looked back. She saw
Milt's bug snap forward so fast that on a bump its light wheels were in
the air. She saw Milt standing on the right side of the bug holding the
wheel with one hand, and the other handfirm, grim, broad-knuckled
handoutstretched toward the tough, then snatching at his collar.
The tough's grip was torn from the steering wheel. He was yanked
from the running-board. He crunched down on the road.
She seized the wheel. She drove on at sixty miles an hour. She had
gone a good mile before she got control of her fear and halted. She saw
Milt turn his little car as though it were a prancing bronco. It seemed
to paw the air with its front wheels. He shot back, pursuing the late
guest. The man ran bobbing along the road. At this distance he was no
longer formidable, but a comic, jerking, rabbity figure, humping
himself over the back track.
As the bug whirled down on him, the tough was to be seen throwing up
his hands, leaping from the high bank.
Milt turned again and came toward them, but slowly; and after he had
drawn up even and switched off the engine, he snatched off his violent
plaid cap and looked apologetic.
Sorry I had to kid him along. I was afraid he really would drive
you off the bank. He was a bad actor. And he was right; he could have
licked me. Thought maybe I could jolly him into getting off, and have
him pinched, next town.
But you had a guna revolverdidn't you, lad? panted Mr.
Um, wellllllI've got a shotgun. It wouldn't take me more 'n
five or ten minutes to dig it out, and put it together. And there's
some shells. They may be all right. Haven't looked at 'em since last
fall. They didn't get so awful damp then.
But suppose he'd had a revolver himself? wailed Claire.
Gee, you know, I thought he probably did have one. I was scared
blue. I had a wrench to throw at him though, confided Milt.
How did you know we needed you?
Why back there, couple miles behind you, maybe I saw your father
get up and try to wrestle him, so I suspected there was kind of a
disagreement. Say, Miss Boltwood, you know when you spoke to meway
back thereI hadn't meant to butt in. Honest. I thought maybe as we
Oh, I know!
the same way, you wouldn't mind my trailing, if I didn't sit in
too often; and I thought maybe I could help you if
Oh, I know! I'm so ashamed! So bitterly ashamed! I just
meantWill you forgive me? You were so good, taking care of us
Oh, sure, that's all right!
I fancy you do know how grateful father and I are that you were
behind us, this time! Wasn't it a lucky accident that we'd slipped past
you some place!
Yes, dryly, quite an accident. Well, I'll skip on ahead again.
May run into you again before we hit Seattle. Going to take the run
through Yellowstone Park?
Yes, but began Claire. Her father interrupted:
Uh, Mr., uhDaggett, was it?I wonder if you won't stay a little
closer to us hereafter? I was getting rather a good change out of the
trip, but I'm afraid that nowIf it wouldn't be an insult, I'd beg
you to consider staying with us for a consideration, uh, you know,
remuneration, and you could
Thanks, uh, thank you, sir, but I wouldn't like to do it. You see,
it's kind of my vacation. If I've done anything I'm tickled
But perhaps, Mr. Boltwood ardently begged the young man recently
so abysmally unimportant, perhaps you would consent to being my guest,
when you cared tosay at hotels in the Park.
'Fraid I couldn't. I'm kind of a lone wolf.
Please! Pretty please! besought Claire. Her smile was appealing,
her eyes on his.
Milt bit his knuckles. He looked weak. But he persisted, No, you'll
get over this scrap with our friend. By the way, I'll put the deputy
onto him, in the next town. He'll never get out of the county. When you
forget himOh no, you can go on fine. You're a good steady driver,
and the road's perfectly safeif you give people the once-over before
you pick 'em up. Picking up badmen is no more dangerous here than it
would be in New York. Fact, there's lot more hold-ups in any city than
in the wildest country. I don't think you showed such awfully good
taste in asking Terrible Tim, the two-gun man, right into the parlor.
Gee, please don't do it again! Please!
No, meekly. I was an idiot. I'll be good, next time. But won't
you stay somewhere near us?
I'd like to, but I got to chase on. Don't want to wear out the
welcome on the doormat, and I'm due in Seattle, andSay, Miss
Boltwood. He swung out of the bug, cranked up, climbed back, went
awkwardly on, I read those books you gave me. They're slickmean to
say, interesting. Where that young fellow in Youth's Encounter
wanted to be a bishop and a soldier and everythingJust like me,
except Schoenstrom is different, from London, some ways! I always
wanted to be a brakie, and then a yeggman. But I wasn't bright enough
for either. I just became a garage man. And ISome day I'm going to
stop using slang. But it'll take an operation!
He was streaking down the road, and Claire was sobbing, Oh, the
lamb, the darling thing! Fretting about his slang, when he wasn't
afraid in that horrible nightmare. If we could just do something for
Don't you worry about him, dolly. He's a very energetic chap.
And UhMightn't we drive on a little farther, perhaps? I confess
that the thought of our recent guest still in this vicinity
Yes, andOh, I'm shameless. If Mohammed Milton won't stay with
our car mountain, we're going to tag after him.
But when she reached the next hill, with its far shining outlook,
there was no Milt and no Teal bug on the road ahead.
CHAPTER XI. SAGEBRUSH TOURISTS OF
THE GREAT HIGHWAY
She had rested for two days in Miles City; had seen the
horse-market, with horse-wranglers in chaps; had taken dinner with army
people at Fort Keogh, once the bulwark against the Sioux, now nodding
over the dry grass on its parade ground.
By the Yellowstone River, past the Crow reservation, Claire had
driven on through the Real West, along the Great Highway. The Red Trail
and the Yellowstone Trail had joined now and she was one of the new
Canterbury Pilgrims. Even Mr. Boltwood caught the trick of looking for
licenses, and cried, There's a Connecticut car!
To the Easterner, a drive from New York to Cape Cod, over asphalt,
is viewed as heroic, but here were cars that had casually started on
thousand-mile vacations. She kept pace not only with large cars touring
from St. Louis or Detroit to Glacier Park and Yellowstone, but also she
found herself companionable with families of workmen, headed for a new
town and a new job, and driving because a flivver, bought second-hand
and soon to be sold again, was cheaper than trains.
Sagebrush Tourists these camping adventurers were called. Claire
became used to small cars, with curtain-lights broken, bearing
wash-boilers or refrigerators on the back, pasteboard suitcases lashed
by rope to the running-board, frying pans and canvas water bottles
dangling from top-rods. And once baby's personal laundry was seen
flapping on a line across a tonneau!
In each car was what looked like the crowd at a large
farm-auctiongrandfather, father, mother, a couple of sons and two or
three daughters, at least one baby in the arms of each grown-up, all
jammed into two seats already filled with trunks and baby-carriages.
And they were happyincredibly happier than the smart people being
conveyed in a bored way behind chauffeurs.
The Sagebrush Tourists made camp; covered the hood with a quilt from
which the cotton was oozing; brought out the wash-boiler, did a
washing, had dinner, sang about the fire; granther and the youngest
baby gamboling together, while the limousinvalids, insulated from life
by plate glass, preserved by their steady forty an hour from the
commonness of seeing anything along the road, looked out at the campers
for a second, sniffed, rolled on, wearily wondering whether they would
find a good hotel that nightand why the deuce they hadn't come by
If Claire Boltwood had been protected by Jeff Saxton or by a
chauffeur, she, too, would probably have marveled at cars gray with
dust, the unshaved men in fleece-lined duck coats, and the women
wind-burnt beneath the boudoir caps they wore as motoring bonnets. But
Claire knew now that filling grease-cups does not tend to delicacy of
hands; that when you wash with a cake of petrified pink soap and half a
pitcher of cold hard water, you never quite get the stain offyou
merely get through the dust stratum to the Laurentian grease formation,
and mutter, a nice clean grease doesn't hurt food, and go sleepily
down to dinner.
She saw a dozen camping devices unknown to the East: trailers, which
by day bobbed along behind the car like coffins on two wheels, but at
night opened into tents with beds, an ice-box, a table; tents covering
a bed whose head rested on the running-board; beds made-up in the car,
with the cushions as mattresses.
The Great Transcontinental Highway was colored not by motors alone.
It is true that the Old West of the stories is almost gone; that
Billings, Miles City, Bismarck, are more given to Doric banks than to
gambling hells. But still are there hints of frontier days. Still
trudge the prairie schooners; cowpunchers in chaps still stand at the
doors of log cabinswhen they are tired of playing the automatic
piano; and blanket Indians, Blackfeet and Crows, stare at five-story
buildingswhen they are not driving modern reapers on their farms.
They all waved to Claire. Telephone linemen, lolling with pipes and
climber-strapped legs in big trucks, sang out to her; traction engine
crews shouted; and these she found to be her own people. Only once did
she lose contentmentwhen, on the observation platform of a train
bound for Seattle, she saw a Britisher in flannels and a monocle,
headed perhaps for the Orient. As the train slipped silkenly away, the
Gomez seemed slow and clumsy, and the strain of driving intolerable.
And that Britisher must be charmingThen a lonely, tight-haired
woman in the doorway of a tar-paper shack waved to her, and in that
wistful gesture Claire found friendship.
And sometimes in the desert of yet unbroken land she paused by the
Great Highway and forgot the passion to keep going
She sat on a rock, by a river so muddy that it was like yellow milk.
The only trees were a bunch of cottonwoods untidily scattering shreds
of cotton, and the only other vegetation left in the dead world was
dusty green sagebrush with lumps of gray yet pregnant earth between, or
a few exquisite green and white flashes of the herb called
Snow-on-the-Mountain. The inhabitants were jackrabbits, or American
magpies in sharp black and white livery, forever trying to balance
their huge tails against the wind, and yelling in low-magpie their
opinion of tourists.
She did not desire gardens, then, nor the pettiness of plump
terraced hills. She was in the Real West, and it was hers, since she
had won to it by her own plodding. Her soulif she hadn't had one, it
would immediately have been provided, by special arrangement, the
moment she sat theresailed with the hawks in the high thin air, and
when it came down it sang hallelujahs, because the sagebrush fragrance
was more healing than piney woods, because the sharp-bitten edges of
the buttes were coral and gold and basalt and turquoise, and because a
real person, one Milt Daggett, though she would never see him again,
had found her worthy of worship.
She did not often think of Milt; she did not know whether he was
ahead of her, or had again dropped behind. When she did recall him, it
was with respect quite different from the titillation that dancing men
had sometimes aroused, or the impression of manicured agreeableness and
efficiency which Jeff Saxton carried about.
She always supplicated the mythical Milt in moments of tight
driving. Driving, just the actual getting on, was her purpose in life,
and the routine of driving was her order of the day: Morning freshness,
rolling up as many miles as possible before lunch, that she might loaf
afterward. The invariable two P.M. discovery that her eyes ached, and
the donning of huge amber glasses, which gave to her lithe smartness a
counterfeit scholarliness. Toward night, the quarter-hour of level
sun-glare which prevented her seeing the road. Dusk, and the discovery
of how much light there was after all, once she remembered to take off
her glasses. The worst quarter-hour when, though the roads were an
amethyst rich to the artist, they were also a murkiness exasperating to
the driver, yet still too light to be thrown into relief by the lamps.
The mystic moment when night clicked tight, and the lamps made a fan of
gold, and Claire and her father settled down to plodding contentand
no longer had to take the trouble of admiring the scenery!
The morning out of Billings, she wondered why a low cloud so
persistently held its shape, and realized that it was a far-off
mountain, her first sight of the Rockies. Then she cried out, and
wished for Milt to share her exultation. Rather earnestly she said to
The mountains must be so wonderful to Mr. Daggett, after spending
his life in a cornfield. Poor Milt! I hope
I don't think you need to worry about that young man. I fancy he's
quite able to run about by himself, as jolly as a sand-dog. AndOf
course I'm extremely grateful to him for his daily rescue of us from
the jaws of death, but he was right; if he had stayed with us, it would
have been inconvenient to keep considering him. He isn't accustomed to
the comedy of manners
He ought to be. He'd enjoy it so. He's the real American. He has
imagination and adaptability. It's a shame: all the petits fours
and Bach recitals wasted on Jeff Saxton, when a Milt Dag
Yes, yes, quite so!
No, honest! The dear honey-lamb, so ingenious, and really, rather
good-looking. But so lonely and gregariouslike a little woolly dog
that begs you to come and play; and I slapped him when he patted his
paws and gamboledIt was horrible. I'll never forgive myself. Making
him drive on ahead in that nasty, patronizing wayI feel as if we'd
spoiled his holiday. I wonder if he had intended to make the
Yellowstone Park trip? He didn't
Yes, yes. Let's forget the young man. Look! How very curious!
They were crossing a high bridge over a railroad track along which a
circus train was bending. Mr. Boltwood offered judicious remarks upon
the migratory habits of circuses, and the vision of the Galahad of the
Teal bug was thoroughly befogged by parental observations, till Claire
returned from youthful romance to being a sensible Boltwood, and
decided that after all, Milt was not a lord of the sky-painted
Before they bent south, at Livingston, Claire had her first mountain
driving, and once she had to ford a stream, putting the car at it,
watching the water curve up in a lovely silver veil. She felt that she
was conquering the hills as she had the prairies.
She pulled up on a plateau to look at her battery. She noted the
edge of a brake-band peeping beyond the drum, in a ragged line of
fabric and copper wire. Then she knew that she didn't know enough to
conquer. Do you suppose it's dangerous? she asked her father, who
said a lot of comforting things that didn't mean anything.
She thought of Milt. She stopped a passing car. The driver guessed
that the brake-band was all gone, and that it would be dangerous to
continue with it along mountain roads. Claire dustily tramped two miles
to a ranch house, and telephoned to the nearest garage, in a town
called Saddle Back.
Whenever a motorist has delirium he mutters those lamentable words,
Telephoned to the nearest garage.
She had to wait a tedious hour before she saw a flivver rattling up
with the garage man, who wasn't a man at all, but a fourteen-year-old
boy. He snorted, Rats, you didn't need to send for me. Could have made
it perfectly safe. Come on.
Never has the greatest boy pianist received such awe as Claire gave
to this contemptuous young god, with grease on his peachy cheeks. She
did come on. But she rather hoped that she was in great danger. It was
humiliating to telephone to a garage for nothing. When she came into
the gas-smelling garage in Saddle Back she said appealingly to the man
in charge, a serious, lip-puffing person of forty-five, Was it safe to
come in with the brake-band like that?
No. Pretty risky. Wa'n't it, Mike?
The Mike to whom he turned for authority was the same
fourteen-year-old boy. He snapped, Heh? That? Naw! Put in new band.
Get busy. Bring me the jack. Hustle up, uncle.
While the older man stood about and vainly tried to impress people
who came in and asked questions which invariably had to be referred to
his repair boy, the precocious expert stripped the wheel down to
something that looked to Claire distressingly like an empty milk-pan.
Then the boy didn't seem to know exactly what to do. He scratched his
ear a good deal, and thought deeply. The older man could only scratch.
So for two hours Claire and her father experienced that most
distressing of motor experienceswaiting, while the afternoon that
would have been so good for driving went by them. Every fifteen minutes
they came in from sitting on a dry-goods box in front of the garage,
and never did the repair appear to be any farther along. The boy seemed
to be giving all his time to getting the wrong wrench, and scolding the
older man for having hidden the right one.
When she had left Brooklyn Heights, Claire had not expected to have
such authoritative knowledge of the Kalifornia Kandy Kitchen, Saddle
Back, Montana, across from Tubbs' Garage, that she could tell whether
they were selling more Atharva Cigarettes or Polutropons. She prowled
about the garage till she knew every pool of dripped water in the tin
pail of soft soap in the iron sink.
She was worried by an overheard remark of the boy wonder, Gosh, we
haven't any more of that decent brake lining. Have to use this piece of
mush. But when the car was actually done, nothing like a dubious brake
could have kept her from the glory of starting. The first miles seemed
miracles of ease and speed.
She came through the mountains into Livingston.
Kicking his heels on a fence near town, and fondling a gray cat, sat
Milt Daggett, and he yelped at her with earnestness and much noise.
CHAPTER XII. THE WONDERS OF NATURE
WITH ALL MODERN IMPROVEMENTS
Hello! said Milt.
Hel-lo! said Claire.
How dee do, said Mr. Boltwood.
This is so nice! Where's your car? I hope nothing's happened,
No. It's back here from the road a piece. Camp there tonight.
Reason I stoppedStruck me you've never done any mountain driving,
and there's some pretty good climbs in the Park; slick road, but we go
up to almost nine thousand feet. And cold mornings. Thought I'd tip you
off to some driving tricksif you'd like me to.
Oh, of course. Very grateful
Then I'll tag after you tomorrow, and speak my piece.
So jolly you're going through the Park.
Yes, thought might as well. What the guide books call 'Wonders of
Nature.' Only wonder of nature I ever saw in Schoenstrom was my friend
Mac trying to think he was soused after a case of near-beer. Well
See you tomorrow.
Not once had he smiled. His tone had been impersonal. He vaulted the
fence and tramped away.
When they drove out of town, in the morning, they found Milt waiting
by the road, and he followed them till noon. By urgent request, he
shared a lunch, and lectured upon going down long grades in first or
second speed, to save brakes; upon the use of the retarded spark and
the slipped clutch in climbing. His bug was beside the Gomez in the
line-up at the Park gate, when the United States Army came to seal
one's firearms, and to inquire on which mountain one intended to be
killed by defective brakes. He was just behind her all the climb up to
Mammoth Hot Springs.
When she paused for water to cool the boiling radiator, the bug
panted up, and with the first grin she had seen on his face since
Dakota Milt chuckled, The Teal is a grand car for mountains. Aside
from overheating, bum lights, thin upholstery, faulty ignition,
tissue-paper brake-bands, and this-here special aviation engine,
specially built for a bumble-bee, it's what the catalogues call a
Claire and her father stayed at the chain of hotels through the
Park. Milt was always near them, but not at the hotels. He patronized
one of the chains of permanent camps.
The Boltwoods invited him to dinner at one hotel, but he refused
* * * * *
Because he was afraid that Claire would find him intrusive, Milt was
grave in her presence. He couldn't respond either to her enthusiasm
about canyon and colored poolor to her rage about the tourists who,
she alleged, preferred freak museum pieces to plain beauty; who never
admired a view unless it was labeled by a signpost and megaphoned by a
guide as something they ought to admireand tell the Folks Back Home
When she tried to express this social rage to Milt he merely
answered uneasily, Yes, I guess there's something to that.
She was, he pondered, so darn particular. How could he ever figure
out what he ought to do? No thanks; much obliged, but guessed he'd
better not accept her invitation to dinner. Darn sorry couldn't come
but Had promised a fellow down at the camp to have chow with him.
If in this Milt was veracious, he was rather fickle to his newly
discovered friend; for while Claire was finishing dinner, a solemn
young man was watching her through a window.
She was at a table for six. She was listening to a man of thirty in
riding-breeches, a stock, and a pointed nose, who bowed to her every
time he spoke, which was so frequently that his dining gave the
impression of a man eating grape-fruit on a merry-go-round. Back in
Schoenstrom, fortified by Mac and the bunch at the Old Home Lunch, Milt
would have called the man a dude, andthough less noisily than the
otherswould have yelped, Get onto Percy's beer-bottle pants. What's
he got his neck bandaged for? Bet he's got a boil.
But now Milt yearned, He does look swell. Wish I could get away
with those things. Wouldn't I look like a fool with my knees buttoned
up, though! And there's two other fellows in dress suits. Wouldn't mind
those so much. Gee, it must be awful where you've got so many suits of
trick clothes you don't know which one to wear.
That fellow and Claire are talking pretty swift. He doesn't need
any piston rings, that lad. Wonderwonder what they're talking about?
Music, I guess, and books and pictures and scenery. He's saying that no
tongue or pen can describe the glories of the Park, and then he's
trying to describe 'em. And maybe they know the same folks in New York.
Lord, how I'd be out of it. I wish
Milt made a toothpick out of a match, decided that toothpicks were
inelegant in his tragic mood, and longed: Never did see her among her
own kind of folks till now. I wish I could jabber about music and
stuff. I'll learn it. I will! I can! I picked up autos in three months.
I Milt, you're a dub. I wonder can they be talking French, maybe,
or Wop, or something? I could get onto the sedan styles in highbrow
talk as long as it was in American.
I could probably spring linen-collar stuff about, 'Really a
delightful book, so full of delightful characters,' if I stuck by the
rhetoric books long enough. But once they begin the parlez-vous,
oui, oui, I'm a gone goose. Still, by golly, didn't I pick up
DutchGermanlike a mice? Back off, son! You did not! You can talk
Plattdeutsch something grand, as long as you keep the verbs and nouns
in American. You got a nice character, Milt, but you haven't got any
parts of speech.
Now look at Percy! Taking a bath in a finger-bowl. I never could
pull that finger-bowl stuff; pinning your ears back and jiu-jitsing the
fried chicken, and then doing a high dive into a little dish that
ain'tthat isn't either a wash-bowl or real good lemonade. He's a
perfect lady, Percy is. Dabs his mouth with his napkin like a
watchmaker tinkering the carburetor in a wrist watch.
Lookit him bow and scrapeasking her somethingRats, he's going
out in the lobby with her. Walks like a cat on a wet ash-pile. But
Oh thunder, he's all right. Neat. I never could mingle with that bunch.
I'd be web-footed and butter-fingered. And he seems to know all that
bunchbows to every maiden aunt in the shop. Now if I was following
her, I'd never see anybody but her; rest of the folks could all bob
their heads silly, and I'd never see one blame thing except that funny
little soft spot at the back of her neck. Nope, you're kind to your
cat, Milt, but you weren't cut out to be no parlor-organ duet.
This same meditative young man might have been discovered walking
past the porch of the hotel, his hands in his pockets, his eyes
presumably on the starscertainly he gave no signs of watching Claire
and the man in riding-breeches as they leaned over the rail, looked at
mountain-tops filmy in starlight, while in the cologne-atomized mode,
Ah, 'tis far heaven my awed heart seeks
When I behold those mighty peaks.
Milt could hear him commenting, Doesn't that just get the feeling
of the great open, Miss Boltwood?
Milt did not catch her answer. Himself, he grunted, I never could
get much het up about this poetry that's full of Ah's and 'tises.
Claire must have seen Milt just after he had sauntered past. She
cried, Oh, Mr. Daggett! Just a moment! She left Breeches, ran down to
Milt. He was frightened. Was he going to get what he deserved for
She was almost whispering. Save me from our friend up on the
porch, she implored.
He couldn't believe it. But he took a chance. Won't you have a
little walk? he roared.
So nice of youjust a little way, perhaps? she sang out.
They were silent till he got up the nerve to admire, Glad you found
some people you knew in the hotel.
But I didn't.
Oh, I thought your friend in the riding-pants was chummy.
So did I! She rather snorted.
Well, he's a nice-looking lad. I did admire those pants. I never
could wear anything like that.
I should hope notat dinner! The creepy jack-ass, I don't believe
he's ever been on a horse in his life! He thinks riding-breeches are
Oh, that's it. Breeches, not pants.
last word in smartness. Overdressing is just ten degrees worse
Oh, I don't know. Take this sloppy old blue suit of mine
It's perfectly nice and simple, and quite well cut. You probably
had a clever tailor.
I had. He lives in Chicago or New York, I believe.
Really? How did he come to Schoenstrom?
Never been there. This tailor is a busy boy. He fitted about
eleventeen thousand people, last year.
I see. Ready mades. Cheer up. That's where Henry B. Boltwood gets
most of his clothes. Mr. Daggett, if ever I catch you in the
Aren't-I-beautiful frame of mind of our friend back on the porch, I'll
give up my trip to struggle for your soul.
He seemed to have soul in large chunks. He seemed to talk pretty
painlessly. I had a hunch you and he were discussing sculpture, anyway.
What do you know about Rodin?
Articles in the magazines. Same place you learned about him! But
Milt did not sound rude. He said it chucklingly.
You're perfectly right. And we've probably read the very same
articles. Well, our friend back there said to me at dinner, 'It must be
dreadful for you to have to encounter so many common people along the
road.' I said, 'It is,' in the most insulting tone I could, and he just
rolled his eyes, and hadn't an idea I meant him. Then he slickered his
hair at me, and mooed, 'Is it not wonderful to see all these strange
manifestations of the secrets of Nature!' and I said, 'Is it?' and he
went on, 'One feels that if one could but meet a sympathetic lady here,
one's cup of rejoicing in untrammeled nature' Honest, Milt, Mr.
Daggett, I mean, he did talk like that. Been reading books by
optimistic lady authors. And one looked at me, one did, as if one would
be willing to hold my hand, if I let one.
He invited me to come out on the porch and give the double O. to
handsome mountains as illuminated by terrestrial bodies, and I felt so
weak in the presence of his conceit that I couldn't refuse. Then he
insisted on introducing me to a woman from my own Brooklyn, who
condoled with me for having to talk to Western persons while motoring.
Oh, dear God, that such people should live ... that the sniffy little
Claire should once have been permitted to live!... And then I saw you!
Through all her tirade they had stood close together, her face
visibly eager in the glow from the hotel; and Milt had grown taller.
But he responded, I'm afraid I might have been just as bad. I haven't
even reached the riding-breeches stage in evolution. Maybe never will.
No. You won't. You'll go right through it. By and by, when you're
so rich that father and I won't be allowed to associate with you,
you'll wear riding-breechesbut for riding, not as a donation to the
beauties of nature.
Oh, I'm already rich. It shows. Waitress down at the camp asked me
whose car I was driving through.
I know what I wanted to say. Since you won't be our guest, will you
be our hostI mean, as far as welcoming us? I think it would be fun
for father and me to stop at your camp, tomorrow night, at the canyon,
instead of at the hotel. Will you guide me to the canyon, if I do?
CHAPTER XIII. ADVENTURERS BY
Neither of the Boltwoods had seen the Grand Canyon of the Colorado.
The Canyon of the Yellowstone was their first revelation of
intimidating depth and color gone mad. When their car and Milt's had
been parked in the palisaded corral back of the camp at which they were
to stay, they three set out for the canyon's edge chattering, and
Mr. Boltwood declined to descend. He returned to the camp for a
cigar. The boy and girl crept down seeming miles of damp steps to an
outhanging pinnacle that still was miles of empty airy drop above the
river bed. Claire had a quaking feeling that this rock pulpit was going
to slide. She thrust out her hand, seized Milt's paw, and in its firm
warmth found comfort. Clinging to its security she followed him by the
crawling path to the river below. She looked up at columns of crimson
and saffron and burning brown, up at the matronly falls, up at lone
pines clinging to jutting rocks that must be already crashing toward
her, and in the splendor she knew the Panic fear that is the deepest
reaction to beauty.
Milt merely shook his head as he stared up. He had neither gossiped
nor coyly squeezed her hand as he had guided her. She fell to thinking
that she preferred this American boy in this American scene to a nimble
gentleman saluting the Alps in a dinky green hat with a little feather.
It was Milt who, when they had labored back up again, when they had
sat smiling at each other with comfortable weariness, made her see the
canyon not as a freak, but as the miraculous work of a stream rolling
grains of sand for millions of years, till it had cut this Jovian
intaglio. He seemed to have readwhether in books, or in paragraphs in
mechanical magazinesa good deal about geology. He made it real. Not
that she paid much attention to what he actually said! She was too busy
thinking of the fact that he should say it at all.
Not condescendingly but very companionably she accompanied Milt in
the exploration of their camp for the nightthe big dining tent, the
city of individual bedroom tents, canvas-sided and wooden-floored, each
with a tiny stove for the cold mornings of these high altitudes. She
was awed that evening by hearing her waitress discussing the novels of
Ibanez. Jeff Saxton knew the names of at least six Russian novelists,
but Jeff was not highly authoritative regarding Spanish literature.
I suppose she's a school-teacher, working here in vacation, Claire
whispered to Milt, beside her at the long, busy, scenically
Our waitress? Well, sort of. I understand she's professor of
literature in some college, said Milt, in a matter of fact way. And he
didn't at all see the sequence when she went on:
There is an America! I'm glad I've found it!
The camp's evening bonfire was made of logs on end about a stake of
iron. As the logs blazed up, the guests on the circle of benches
crooned Suwanee River, and Old Black Joe, and Claire crooned with
them. She had been afraid that her father would be bored, but she saw
that, above his carefully tended cigar, he was dreaming. She wondered
if there had been a time when he had hummed old songs.
The fire sank to coals. The crowd wandered off to their tents. Mr.
Boltwood followed them after an apologetic, Good night. Don't stay up
too late. With a scattering of only half a dozen people on the
benches, this huge circle seemed deserted; and Claire and Milt, leaning
forward, chins on hands, were aloneby their own campfire, among the
The stars stooped down to the hills; the pines were a wall of
blackness; a coyote yammered to point the stillness; and the mighty
pile of coals gave a warmth luxurious in the creeping mountain chill.
The silence of large places awes the brisk intruder, and Claire's
voice was unconsciously lowered as she begged, Tell me something about
yourself, Mr. Daggett. I don't really know anything at all.
Oh, you wouldn't be interested. Just Schoenstrom!
But just Schoenstrom might be extremely interesting.
But honest, you'd think I wasedging in on you!
I know what you are thinking. The time I suggested, way back there
in Dakota, that you were sticking too close. You've never got over it.
I've tried to make up for it, butI really don't blame you. I was
horrid. I deserve being beaten. But you do keep on punishing ra
Punishing? Lord, I didn't mean to! No! Honest! It was nothing. You
were right. Looked as though I was inviting myselfBut, oh,
pleassssse, Miss Boltwood, don't ever think for a sec. that I meant to
be a grouch
Then do tell meWho is this Milton Daggett that you know so much
better than I ever can?
Well, Milt crossed his knees, caught his chin in his hand, I
don't know as I really do know him so well. I thought I did. I was onto
his evil ways. He was the son of the pioneer doctor, Maine folks.
Really? My mother came from Maine.
Milt did not try to find out that they were cousins. He went on,
This kid, Milt, went to high school in St. Cloudtown twenty times as
big as Schoenstrombut he drifted back because his dad was old and
needed him, after his mother's death
You have no brothers or sisters?
No. Nobody. 'Cept Lady Vere de Verewhich animal she is going to
get cuffed if she chews up any more of my overcoat out in my tent
tonight!... Well, this kid worked 'round, machinery mostly, and got
interested in cars, and started a garageWee, that was an awful
shop, first one I had! In Rauskukle's barn. Six wrenches and a
screwdriver and a one-lung pump! And I didn't know a roller-bearing
from three-point suspension! ButWell, anyway, he worked along, and
built a regular garage, and paid off practically all the mortgage on
I remember stopping at a garage in Schoenstrom, I'm almost sure it
was, for something. I seem to remember it was a good place. Do you own
Ye-es, what there is of it.
But there's a great deal of it. It's efficient. You've done your
job. That's more than most high-born aides-de-camp could say.
Honestly? WellI don't know
Who did you play with in Schoenstrom? Oh, I wish I'd noticed
that town. But I couldn't tell then thatWhat, uh, which girl did
you fall in love with?
None! Honest! None! Not one! Never fell in love
You're unfortunate. I have, lots of times. I remember quite
enjoying being kissed once, at a dance.
When he answered, his voice was strange: I suppose you're engaged
No. And I don't know that I shall be. Once, I thought I liked a
man, rather. He has nice eyes and the most correct spectacles, and he
is polite to his mother at breakfast, and his name is Jeff, and he will
undoubtedly be worth five or six hundred thousand dollars, some day,
and his opinions on George Moore and commercial paper are equally sound
and unoriginalOh, I ought not to speak of him, and I certainly
ought not to be spiteful. I'm not at all reticent and ladylike, am I!
But Somehow I can't see him out here, against a mountain of jagged
Only you won't always be out here against mountains. Some day
you'll be back inwhere is it in New York State?
I confess it's Brooklynbut not what you'd mean by Brooklyn. Your
remark shows you to have subtlety. I must remember that, mustn't I! I
won't always be driving through this big land. ButWill I get all
fussy and ribbon-tied again, when I go back?
No. You won't. You drive like a man.
What has that
It has a lot to do with it. A garage man can trail along behind
another car and figger out, figure out, just about what kind of a
person the driver is from the way he handles his boat. Now you bite
into the job. You drive pretty neatneatly. You don't either scoot too
far out of the road in passing a car, or take corners too wide. You
won't be fussy. But still, I suppose you'll be glad to be back among
your own folks and you'll forget the wild Milt that tagged along
Miltor Mr. Daggettno, Milt! I shall never, in my oldest grayest
year, in a ducky cap by the fireplace, forget the half-second when your
hand came flashing along, and caught that man on the running-board. But
it wasn't just that melodrama. If that hadn't happened, something else
would have, to symbolize you. It's that youoh, you took me in, a
stranger, and watched over me, and taught me the customs of the
country, and were never impatient. No, I shan't forget that; neither of
the Boltwoods will.
In the rose-haze of firelight he straightened up and stared at her,
but he settled into shyness again as she added:
Perhaps others would have done the same thing. I don't know. If
they had, I should have remembered them too. But it happened that it
was you, and I, uh, my father and I, will always be grateful. We both
hope we may see you in Seattle. What are you planning to do there? What
is your ambition? Or is that a rude question?
What I meanI mean, how did you happen to want to go there, with
a garage at home? You still control it?
Oh yes. Left my mechanic in charge. Why, I just kind of decided
suddenly. I guess it was what they call an inspiration. Always wanted a
long trip, anyway, and I thought maybe in Seattle I could hook up with
something a little peppier than Schoenstrom. Maybe something in Alaska.
Always wished I were a mechanical or civil engineer so
Then why don't you become one? You're youngHow old are you?
We're both children, compared with Jecompared with some men who
are my friends. You're quite young enough to go to engineering school.
And take some academic courses on the sideEnglish, so on. Why don't
you? Have you ever thought of it?
N-no, I hadn't thought of doing it, butAll right. I will! In
Seattle! B'lieve the University of Washington is there.
You mean it?
Yes. I do. You're the boss.
That'sthat's flattering, butDo you always make up your mind
as quickly as this?
When the boss gives orders!
He smiled, and she smiled back, but this time it was she who was
embarrassed. You're rather overwhelming. You change your lifeif you
really do mean itbecause a jeune fille from Brooklyn is so
impertinent, from her Olympian height of finishing-school learning, as
to suggest that you do so.
I don't know what a jeune fille is, but I do know He
sprang up. He did not look at her. He paraded back and forth, three
steps to the right, three to the left, his hands in his pockets, his
voice impersonal. I know you're the finest person I ever met. You're
the kindI knew there must be people like you, because I knew the
Joneses. They're the only friends I've got that have, oh, I suppose
it's what they call culture.
In a long monologue, uninterrupted by Claire, he told of his
affection for the Schoenstrom prof and his wife. The practical,
slangy Milt of the garage was lost in the enthusiastic undergraduate
adoring his instructor in the university that exists as veritably in a
teacher's or a doctor's sitting-room in every Schoenstrom as it does in
certain lugubrious stone hulks recognized by a state legislature as
magically empowered to paste on sacred labels lettered Bachelor of
He broke from his revelations to plump down on the bench beside her,
to slap his palm with his fist, and sigh, Lord, I've been gassing on!
Guess I bored you!
Oh, please, Milt, please! I see it all soIt must have been
wonderful, the evening when Mrs. Jones read Noyes's 'Highwayman' aloud.
Tell melong before thatwere you terribly lonely as a little boy?
Now Milt had not been a terribly lonely little boy. He had been a
leader in a gang devoted to fighting, swimming, pickerel-spearing,
beggie-stealing, and catching rides on freights.
But he believed that he was accurately presenting every afternoon of
his childhood, as he mused, Yes, I guess I was, pretty much. I
remember I used to sit on dad's doorstep, all those long sleepy summer
afternoons, and I'd think, 'Aw, geeeeee,
IwishtIhadsomebodytoplaywith!' I always wanted to
make-b'lieve Robin Hood, but none of the other kidsso many of them
were German; they didn't know about Robin Hood; so I used to scout off
If I could only have been there, to be Maid Marian for you! We'd
have learned archery! Lonely little boy on the doorstep! Her fingers
just touched his sleeve. In her gesture, the ember-light caught the
crystal of her wrist watch. She stooped to peer at it, and her pitying
tenderness broke off in an agitated: Heavings! Is it that late? To
bed! Good night, Milt.
Good night, ClMiss Boltwood.
No. 'Claire,' of course. I'm not normally a first-name-snatcher,
but I do seem to have fallen into saying 'Milt.' Night!
As she undressed, in her tent, Claire reflected, He won't take
advantage of my being friendly, will he? Only thing isI sha'n't
dare to look at Henry B. when Milt calls me 'Claire' in that sedate
Brooklyn Heights presence. The dear lamb! Lonely afternoons!
CHAPTER XIV. THE BEAST OF THE CORRAL
They met in the frost-shimmering mountain morning, on their way to
the corral, to get their cars ready before breakfast. They were shy,
hence they were boisterous, and tremendously unreferential to campfire
confidences, and informative about distilled water for batteries, and
the price of gas in the Park. On Milt's shoulder rode Vere de Vere who,
in her original way, relieved one pause by observing Mrwr.
They came in through the corral gate before any of the other motor
tourists had appearedand they stupidly halted to watch a bear, a
large, black, adipose and extremely unchained bear, stalk along the
line of cars, sniff, cock an ear at the Gomez, lumber up on its
running-board, and bundle into the seat. His stern filled the space
between side and top, and he was to be heard snuffing.
Oh! Look! Milt! Left box of candy on seatOh, please drive him
Frighten him away. Aren't animals afraid human eye
Not in this park. Guns forbidden. Animals protected by U. S. Army,
President, Congress, Supreme Court, Department of Interior, Monroe
Doctrine, W. C. T. U. But I'll trycautiously.
Don't you want me think you're hero?
Ye-es, providin' I don't have to go and be one.
They edged toward the car. The bear flapped his hind legs, looked
out at the intruders, said Oofflll! and returned to the candy.
Shoo! Milt answered politely.
From his own bug, beside the Gomez, Milt got a tool kit, and with
considerable brilliance as a pitcher he sent a series of wrenches at
the agitated stern of the bear. They offended the dignity of the ward
of the Government. He finished the cover and ribbons of the candy box,
and started for Milt ... who proceeded with haste toward Claire ... who
was already at the gate.
Lady Vere de Vere, cat of a thousand battles, gave one frightful
squawl, shot from Milt's shoulder and at the bear, claws out, fur
electric. The bear carelessly batted once with its paw, and the cat
sailed into the air. The satisfied bear strolled to the fence, shinned
up it and over.
Good old Vere! That wallop must of darn near stunned her, though!
Milt laughed to Claire, as they trotted back into the corral. The cat
did not move, as they came up; did not give the gallant Mrwr with
which she had saluted Milt on lonely morning after morning of forlorn
driving behind the Gomez. He picked Vere up.
She'sshe's dead, he said. He was crying.
Oh, MiltLast night you said Vere was all the family you had.
You have the Boltwoods, now!
She did not touch his hand, nor did they speak as they walked
soberly to the far side of the corral, and buried Lady Vere de Vere. At
breakfast they talked of the coming day's run, from the canyon out of
the Park, and northward. But they had the queer, quick casualness of
* * * * *
It was at breakfast that her father heard one Milt Daggett address
the daughter of the Boltwoods as Claire. The father was surprised
into clearing his throat, and attacking his oatmeal with a zealousness
unnatural in a man who regarded breakfast-foods as moral rather than
While he was lighting a cigar, and Claire was paying the bill, Mr.
Boltwood stalked Milt, cleared his throat all over again, and said,
It was the first time the two men had talked unchaperoned by Claire.
Yes. We ought to have a good run, sir. The sir came hard. The
historian puts forth a theory that Milt had got it out of fiction. We
might go up over Mount Washburn. Take us up to ten thousand feet.
Uh, you saiddidn't Miss Boltwood tell me that you are going to
Friends there, no doubt?
Milt grinned irresistibly. Not a friend. But I'm going to make 'em.
I'm going to take up engineering, and some French, I guess, at the
Yes. Been too limited in my ambition. Don't see why I shouldn't get
out and build railroads and power plants and roadsSiberia, Africa,
all sorts of interesting places.
Quite right. Quite right. Uh, ah, I, oh, IHave you seen Miss
I saw Miss Boltwood in the office.
Oh yes. Quite so. Uhah, here she is.
When the Gomez had started, Mr. Boltwood skirmished, This young
man Do you think you better let him call you by your Christian
Why not? I call him 'Milt.' 'Mr. Daggett' is too long a handle to
use when a man is constantly rescuing you from the perils of the deep
or hoboes or bears or something. Oh, I haven't told you. Poor old Milt,
his cat was killed
Yes, yes, dolly, you may tell me about that in due time, but let's
stick to this social problem for a moment. Do you think you ought to be
too intimate with him?
He's only too self-respecting. He wouldn't take advantage
I'm quite aware of that. I'm not speaking on your behalf, but on
his. I'm sure he's a very amiable chap, and ambitious. In factDid
you know that he has saved up money to attend a university?
When did he tell you that? How long has he been planningI
thought that I
Just this morning; just now.
Oh! I'm relieved.
I don't quite follow you, dolly, butWhere was I? Do you realize
what a demure tyrant you are? If you can drag me from New York to the
aboriginal wilds, and I did not like that oatmeal, what will you
do to this innocent? I want to protect him!
You better! Because I'm going to carve him, and paint him, and
possibly spoil him. The creating of a manof one who knows how to
handle lifeis so much more wonderful than creating absurd pictures or
statues or stories. I'll nag him into completing college. He'll learn
dignityor perhaps lose his simplicity and be ruined; and then I'll
marry him off to some nice well-bred pink-face, like Jeff Saxton's
pretty cousinwho may turn him into a beastly money-grubber; and I'm
monkeying with destiny, and I ought to be slapped, and I realize it,
and I can't help it, and all my latent instinct as a feminine meddler
is aroused, andgolly, I almost went off that curve!
CHAPTER XV. THE BLACK DAY OF THE
That was the one black day of her voyageblack stippled with
It began with the bear's invasion of the car, resulting in long
claw-marks across the upholstery, the loss of some particularly good
candy bought at a Park hotel, and genuine grief abiding after the
sentimental tragedy of Vere de Vere's death. The next act was the
ingenious loss of all power of her engine. She forgot that, before
breakfast, Milt had filled the oil-well for her. When she stopped for
gasoline, and the seller inquired, Quart of oil?she absently
nodded. So the cylinders filled with surplus oil, the spark-plugs were
fouled, and the engine had the power of a sewing machine.
She could not make Mount Washburnshe could not make even the
slopes of the lower road. Now she knew the agony of the feeble car in
the mountainsmost shameful and anxious of a driver's dolors: the
brisk start up the hill, the belief that you will keep on going this
time; the feeling of weariness through all the car; the mad shifting of
gears, the slipping of the clutch, and more gas, and less gas, and
wondering whether more gas or less is the better, and the appalling
knocking when you finally give her a lot too much gas; the remembrance,
when it's too late, to retard the spark; the safe crawling up to the
last sharp pitch, just fifteen feet from the summit; the car's halting;
the yelp at your passenger, Jump out and push!; the painful next five
feet; and the final death of the power just as the front wheels creep
up over the pitch. Then the anxious putting on of brakesholding the
car with both foot-brake and emergency, lest it run down backward, slip
off the road. The calf of your leg begins to ache from the pressure on
the foot-brake, and with an unsuccessful effort to be courteous you
bellow at the passenger, who has been standing beside the car looking
deprecatory, Will you please block the back wheels with a
stonehustle up, will you!
All this routine Claire thoroughly learned. Always Milt bumbled up,
said cheerful things, and either hauled the Gomez over the pitch by a
towline to his bug, or getting out, pushing on a rear fender till his
neck was red and bulgy, gave the extra impetus necessary to get the
Would you mind shoving on that side, just a little bit? he
suggested to Mr. Boltwood, who ceased the elaborate smoking of cigars,
dusted his hands, and gravely obeyed, while Claire was awaiting the new
captain's command to throw on the power.
I wish we weren't under so much obligation to this young man, said
Mr. Boltwood, after one crisis.
I know butwhat can we do?
Don't you suppose we might pay him?
Henry B. Boltwood, if you tried to do thatI'm not sure. Your
being my parent might save you, but even so, I think he'd probably
chase you off the road, clear down into that chasm.
I suppose so. Shall we have to entertain him in Seattle?
Have to? My dear parent, you can't keep me from it! Any of the
Seattle friends of Gene Gilson who don't appreciate that straight,
fine, aspiring boy may goNot overdo it, you understand. ButOh,
take him to the theater. By the way; shall we try to climb Mount
See here, my good dolly; you stop steering me away from my feeble
parental efforts. Do you wish to be under obligations
Don't mind, with Milt. He wouldn't charge interest, as Jeff Saxton
would. Milt is, oh, he's folks!
Quite true. But are we? Are you?
Learning to be!
Between discussions and not making hills, Claire cleaned the spark
plugs as they accumulated carbon from the surplus oilor she pretended
to help Milt clean them. The plugs were always very hot, and when you
were unscrewing the jacket from the core, you always burned your hand,
and wished you could swear ... and sometimes you could.
After noon, when they had left the Park and entered Gardiner, Milt
announced, I've got to stick around a while. The key in my
steering-gear seems to be worn. May have to put in a new one. Get the
stuff at a garage here. If you wouldn't mind waiting, be awful glad to
tag, and try to give a few helping hands till the oil cleans itself
I'll just stroll on, she said, but she drove away as swiftly as
she could. Her father's worry about obligations disturbed her, and she
did not wish to seem too troublesome an amateur to Milt. She would see
him in Livingston, and tell him how well she had driven. The spark
plugs kept clean enough now so that she could command more power,
Between the Park and the transcontinental road there are many climbs
short but severely steep; up-shoots like the humps on a scenic railway.
To tackle them with her uncertain motor was like charging a machine-gun
nest. She spent her nerve-force lavishly, and after every wild rush to
make a climb, she had to rest, to rub the suddenly aching back of her
neck. Because she was so tired, she did not take the trouble to save
her brakes by going down in gear. She let the brakes smoke while the
river and railroad below rose up at her.
There was a long drop. How long it was she did not guess, because it
was concealed by a curve at the top. She seemed to plane down forever.
The brakes squealed behind. She tried to shift to first but there was a
jarring snarl, and she could neither get into first nor back into
third. She was running in neutral, the great car coasting, while she
tried to slow it by jamming down the foot-brake. The car haltedand
started on again. The brake-lining which had been wished on her at
Saddle Back was burnt out.
She had the feeling of the car bursting out from under control ...
ready to leap off the road, into a wash. She wanted to jump. It took
all her courage to stay in the seat. She got what pressure she could
from the remaining band. With one hand she kept the accelerating car in
the middle of the road; with the other she tried to pull the handle of
the emergency brake back farther. She couldn't. She was not strong
enough. Faster, faster, rushing at the next curve so that she could
scarce steer round it
As quietly as she could, she demanded of her father, Pull back on
this brake lever, far as you can. Take both hands.
I don't understand
Heavens! Y' don't haft un'stand! Yank back! Yank, I tell you!
Again the car slowed. She was able to get into second speed. Even
that check did not keep the car from darting down at thirty miles an
hourwhich pace, to one who desires to saunter down at a dignified
rate of eighteen, is equivalent in terms of mileage on level ground to
seventy an hour, with a drunken driver, on a foggy evening, amid
She got the car down and, in the midst of a valley of emptiness and
quiet, she dropped her head on her father's knee and howled.
I just can't face going down another hill! I just can't face it!
No, dolly. Mustn't. We betterYou're quite right. This young
Daggett is a very gentlemanly fellow. I didn't think his
table-mannersBut we'll sit here and regard the flora and fauna till
he comes. He'll see us through.
Yes! He will! Honestly, dad She said it with the first touch
of hero-worship since she had seen an aviator loop loops. Isn't he,
oh, effective! Aren't you glad he's here to help us, instead of
somebody like Jeff Saxton?
We-ul, you must remember that Geoffrey wouldn't have permitted the
brake to burn out. He'd have foreseen it, and have had a branch office,
with special leased wire, located back on that hill, ready to do
business the instant the market broke. Enthusiasm is a nice quality,
dolly, but don't misplace it. This lad, however trustworthy he may be,
would scarcely even be allowed to work for a man like Geoffrey Saxton.
It may be that later, with college
No. He'd work for Jeff two hours. Then Jeff would give him that
'You poor fish!' look, and Milt would hit him, and stroll out, and go
to the North Pole or some place, and discover an oil-well, and hire
Jeff as his nice, efficient general manager. AndI do wish Milt
would hurry, though!
It was dusk before they heard the pit-pit-pit chuckling down the
hill. Milt's casual grin changed to bashfulness as Claire ran into the
road, her arms wide in a lovely gesture of supplication, and cried, We
been waiting for you so long! One of my brake-bands is burnt out, and
the other is punk.
Well, well. Let's try to figure out something to do.
She waited reverently while the local prophet sat in his bug, stared
at the wheels of the Gomez, and thought. The level-floored,
sagebrush-sprinkled hollow had filled with mauve twilight and creeping
stilly sounds. The knowable world of yellow lights and security was far
away. Milt was her only means of ever getting back to it.
Tell you what we might try, he speculated. I'll hitch on behind
you, and hold back in going down hill.
She did not even try to help him while he again cleaned the spark
plugs and looked over brakes, oil, gas, water. She sat on the
running-board, and it was pleasant to be relieved of responsibility. He
said nothing at all. While he worked he whistled that recent refined
I wanta go back to Oregon
And sit on the lawn, and look at the dawn.
Oh motheruh dear, don't leavuh me here,
The leaves are so sere, in the fallothe year,
I wanta go back to Oregugon,
To dearuh old Oregugon.
They started, shouting optimistically to each other, lights on,
trouble seeming overand they stopped after the next descent, and
pools of tears were in the corners of Claire's eyes. The holdback had
not succeeded. Her big car, with its quick-increasing momentum, had
jerked at the bug as though it were a lard-can. The tow-rope had
stretched, sung, snapped, and again, in fire-shot delirium, she had
gone rocking down hill.
He drove up beside her, got out, stood at her elbow. His I'm a bum
inventor. We'll try somethin' else was so careless that, in her
nerve-twanging exhaustion she wailed, Oh, don't be so beastly
cheerful! You don't care a bit!
In the dusk she could see him straighten, and his voice came sharp
as he ignored the ever-present parental background and retorted,
Somebody has got to be cheerful. Matter fact, I worked out the right
stunt, coming down.
Like a man in the dentist's chair, recovering between bouts, she
drowsed and ignored the fact that in a few minutes she would again have
to reassemble herself, become wakeful and calm, and go through quite
impossible maneuvers of driving. Milt was, with a hatchet from his
camping-kit, cutting down a large scrub pine. He dragged it to the
Gomez and hitched it to the back axle. The knuckles of the branches
would dig into the earth, the foliage catch at every pebble.
There! That anchor would hold a truck! he shouted.
It held. She went down the next two hills easily. But she was
through. Her forearms and brain were equally numb. She appealed to
Milt, I can't seem to go on any more. It's so dark, and I'm so
All right. No ranch houses anywheres near, so we'll camp here, if
Mr. Boltwood doesn't mind.
Claire stirred herself to help him prepare dinner. It wasn't much of
a dinner to prepare. Both cars had let provisions run low. They had
bacon and petrified ends of a loaf and something like coffeenot much
like it. Scientists may be interested in their discovery that as a
substitute for both cream and sugar in beverages strawberry jam is a
For Mr. Boltwood's bed Milt hauled out the springy seat-cushions of
both cars. The Gomez cushion was three inches thicker than that of the
bug, which resulted in a mattress two stories in front with a lean-to
at the foot, and the entire edifice highly slippery. But with a blanket
from Milt's kit, it was sufficient. To Claire, Milt gave another
blanket, his collection of antique overcoats, and good advice. He spoke
vaguely of a third blanket for himself. And he had one. Its dimensions
were thirteen by twenty inches, it was of white wool, he had bought it
in Dakota for Vere de Vere, and many times that day he had patted it
and whispered, Poor old cat.
Under his blankets Mr. Boltwood thought of rattlesnakes, bears,
rheumatism, Brooklyn, his debt to Milt, and the fact thatthough he
hadn't happened to mention it to Clairehe had expected to be killed
when the brake had burned out.
Claire was drowsily happy. She had got through. She was conscious of
rustling sagebrush, of the rapids of the Yellowstone beside her, of
open sky and sweet air and a scorn for people in stuffy rooms, and
comfortably ever conscious of Milt, ten feet away. She had in him the
interest that a young physician would have in a new X-ray machine, a
printer in a new font of type, any creator in a new outlet for his
power. She would see to it that her Seattle cousins, the Gilsons,
helped him to know the right people, during his university work. She
herself would be back in Brooklyn, but perhaps he would write to her,
writewrite lettersBrooklynshe was in Brooklynno, no, where was
she?oh, yes, campingbad daybrakesNo, she would not marry Jeff
Saxton! Brooklynriver singingstars
And when Milt wasn't unromantically thinking of his cold back, he
exulted. She won't be back among her own folks till Seattle. Probably
forget me then. Don't blame her. But till we get there, she'll let me
play in her yard. Gee! In the morning I'll be talking to her again, and
she's right there, right now!
In the morning they were all very stiff, but glad of the sun on
sagebrush and river, and the boy and girl sang over breakfast. While
Milt was gathering fuel he looked up at Claire standing against a
background of rugged hills, her skirt and shoes still smug, but her
jacket off, her blouse turned in at the throat, her hair blowing, her
sleeves rolled up, one hand on her hip, erect, charged with vigorthe
spirit of adventure.
When her brake had been relined, at Livingston, they sauntered
companionably on to Butte. And the day after Butte, when Milt was half
a mile behind the Gomez, a pink-haired man with a large, shiny revolver
stepped out from certain bushes, and bowed politely, and at that point
CHAPTER XVI. THE SPECTACLES OF
Over the transcontinental divide and into Butte, diamond-glittering
on its hills in the dark; into Missoula, where there are trees and a
university, with a mountain in everybody's backyard; through the
Flathead Agency, where scarlet-blanketed Indians stalk out of tepees
and the papoose rides on mother's back as in forgotten days; down to
St. Ignatius, that Italian Alp town with its old mission at the foot of
mountains like the wall of Heaven, Claire had driven west, then north.
She was sailing past Flathead Lake, where fifty miles of mountain glory
are reflected in bright waters. Everywhere were sections of flat
wheat-plains, stirring with threshing, with clattering machinery and
the flash of blown straw. But these miniature prairies were encircled
by abrupt mountains.
Mr. Boltwood remarked, I'd rather have one of these homesteads and
look across my fields at those hills than be King of England. Not that
he made any effort to buy one of the homesteads. But then, he made no
appreciable effort to become King of England.
Claire had not seen Milt for a day and a half; not since the morning
when both cars had left Butte. She wondered, and was piqued, and
slightly lonely. Toward evening, when she was speculating as to whether
she would make Kalispellalmost up to the Canadian bordershe saw a
woman run into the road from a house on the shore of Flathead Lake. The
woman held out her hand. Claire pulled up.
Are you Miss Boltwood?
It was as startling as the same question would have been in a
Somebody trying to get you on the long-distance 'phone.
She was trembling. Something's happened to Milt. He needs me! She
could not manage her voice, as she got the operator on the
farmers'-line wire, and croaked, Was some one trying to get Miss
Yes. This Boltwood? Hotel in Kalispell trying to locate you, for
two hours. Been telephoning all along the line, from Butte to Somers.
W-well, w-will you g-get 'em for me?
It was not Milt's placid and slightly twangy voice but one smoother,
more decisive, perplexingly familiar, that finally vibrated, Hello!
Hello! Miss Boltwood! Operator, I can't hear. Get me a better
connection. Miss Boltwood?
Yes! Yes! This is Miss Boltwood! she kept beseeching, during a
long and not unheated controversy between the unknown and the crisp
operator, who knew nothing of the English language beyond, Here's your
party. Why don't you talk? Speak louder!
Then came clearly, Hear me now?
Oh. Oh, hello, Claire. This is Jeff.
Not Jess. Jeff! Geoffrey! J-e-f-f! Jeff Saxton!
Oh! It was like a sob. Whywhybut you're in New York.
Not exactly, dear. I'm in Kalispell, Montana.
But that's right near here.
So am I!
Out West to see copper interests. Traced you from Yellowstone Park
but missed you at Butte. Thought I'd catch you on road. You talking
The woman who had hailed her was not missing a word of a telephone
conversation which might be relative to death, fire, elopement, or any
other dramatic event. Claire begged of her, Where in the world am I
talking from, anyway?
This is Barmberry's Inn.
Yes, Claire answered on the telephone, I seem to be. Shall I
start on and
No. Got ripping plan. Stay right where you are. Got a fast car
waiting. Be right down. We'll have dinner. By!
A click. No answer to Claire's urgent hellos. She hung up the
receiver very, very carefully. She hated to turn and face her audience
of Mr. Henry B. Boltwood, Mr. James Barmberry, Mrs. James Barmberry,
and four Barmberry buds averaging five and a quarter in age. She tried
to ignore the Barmberrys, but their silence was noisy and interested
while she informed her father, It's Jeff Saxton! Out here to see
copper mines. Telephoned along road to catch us. Says we're to wait
dinner till he comes.
Yessum, Mrs. Barmberry contributed, he told me if I did catch
you, I was to have some new-killed chickens ready to fry, and some
whipped creamJim Barmberry, you go right out and finish whipping
that cream, and don't stand there gawping and gooping, and you
children, you scat!
Claire seized the moment of Mr. Boltwood's lordly though bewildered
bow to their hostess, and escaped outdoors. Round the original
settler's log-cabin were nests of shacks and tents, for bedrooms, and
on a screened porch, looking on Flathead Lake, was the dining-room. The
few other guests had finished supper and gone to their tents.
She ambled to the lake shore, feeling feebler, more slapped and sent
back to be a good little girl, than she had when Milt had hitched a
forest to the back axle, three days ago. A map of her thoughts about
Jeff Saxton would have shown a labyrinth. Now, she was muttering, Dear
Jeff! So thoughtful! Clever of him to find me! So good to see him
again! Now: It's still distinctly understood that I am not engaged to
him, and I'm not going to be surprised into kissing him when he comes
down like a wolf on the fold. Now: Jeff Saxton! Here! Makes me
homesick for the Heights. And nice shops in Manhattan, and a really
good playmusic just before the curtain goes up. Now: Ohhhhhh
geeeeee whizzzzzz! I wonder if he'll let us go any farther in the car?
He's so managerial, and dad is sure to take his side. He tried to scare
us off by that telegram to Fargo. Now: He'd be horrified if he knew
about that bum brake. Milt didn't mind. Milt likes his womenfolks to be
daring. Jeff wants his harem admiring and very reliable.
She crouched on the shore, a rather forlorn figure. The peaks of the
Mission Range, across the violet-shadowed mirror of Flathead Lake, were
a sudden pure rose, in reflection of sunset, then stony, forbidding.
Across the road, on the Barmberry porch, she could hear her father
saying Ah? and Indeed? to James's stories.
Up the road, a blaring horn, great lights growing momently more
dazzling, a roar, a rush, the halting car, and out of its blurred bulk,
a trim figure dartingJeff Saxtonhome and the people she loved, and
the ways and days she knew best of all. He had shouted only Is
Miss before she had rushed to him, into the comfort of his arms,
and kissed him.
She backed off and tried to sound as if it hadn't happened, but she
was quavery: I can't believe it! It's too ridiculously wonderful to
see you! She retreated toward the Barmberry porch, Jeff following, his
two hands out. They came within the range of the house lights, and Mr.
Boltwood hailed, Ah! Geoffrey! Never had such a surprisenor a more
Mr. Boltwood! Looking splendid, sir! New man! William Street better
look to its laurels when you come back and get into the game!
Then, on the lamp-lighted porch, the two men shook hands, and looked
for some other cordial thing to do. They thought about giving each
other cigars. They smiled, and backed away, and smiled, in the foolish,
indeterminate way males have, being unable to take it out in kissing.
Mr. Boltwood solved the situation by hemming, Must trot in and wash.
See you very soon. Mr. James Barmberry and the squad of lesser
Barmberrys regretfully followed. Claire was alone with Jeff, and she
was frightened. Yet she was admitting that Jeff, in his English cap and
flaring London top-coat, his keen smile and his extreme shavedness, was
more attractive than she had remembered.
Glad to see me? he demanded.
Nice trip? You know you've sent me nothing but postcards with
'Pretty town,' or something equally sentimental.
Yes, it's really been bully. These mountains and big spaces simply
inspire me. She said it rather defiantly.
Of course they do! Trouble is, with you away, we've nothing to
Do you need anything, with your office and your club?
I'm sorry. That was horrid of me.
Yes, it was. Though I don't mind. I'm sure we've all become meek,
missing you so. I'm quite willing to be bullied, and reminded that I'm
a mere T.B.M.
She had got herself into it; she had to tell him that he wasn't just
a business man; that she had just meant he was so practical.
But Jeff is no longer the practical one, he declared. Think of
Claire driving over deserts and mountains. ButOh, it's been so
lonely for us. Can you guess how much? A dozen times every evening,
I've turned to the telephone to call you up and beg you to let me nip
in and see you, and then realized you weren't there, and I've just sat
looking at the 'phoneOh, other people are so dull!
You really miss
I wish I were a poet, so I could tell you adequately. But you
haven't said you missed me, Claire. Didn't you, a teeny bit? Wouldn't
it have been tolerable to have poor old Jeff along, to drive down
And fill grease-cups! Nasty and stickum on the fingers!
Yes, I'd have done that, too. And invented surprises along the way.
I'm a fine surpriser! I've arranged for a motor-boat so we can explore
the lake here tomorrow. That's why I had you wait here instead of
coming on to Kalispell. Tomorrow morning, unfortunately, I have to
hustle back and catch a traincalled to California, and possibly a
northern trip. But meantimeBy now, my driver must have sneaked my
s'prises into the kitchen.
What are they?
Food. Eats. Divine eats.
But what? Please, sir. Claire is so hungry.
We shall see in time, my child. Uncle Jeff is not to be hurried.
Ahletmeseenow! I'll kick and scream!
From New York Jeff had brought a mammoth picnic basket. To the fried
chicken ordered for dinner he added sealed jars of purée of wood
pigeon, of stuffed artichokes prepared by his club chef; caviar and
anchovies; a marvelous nightmare-creating fruit cake to go with the
whipped cream; two quarts of a famous sherry; candied fruits in a
silver box. Dinner was served not on the dining-porch but before the
fire in the Barmberrys' living-room. Claire looked at the candied
fruits, stared at Jeff rather queerlyas though she was really
thinking of some one elseand mused:
I didn't know I cared so much for these foolish luxuries. Tonight,
I'd like a bath, just a tiny bit scented, and a real dressing-table
with a triple mirror, and French talc, and come down in a
dinner-gownOh, I have enjoyed the trip, Jeff. But my poor body does
get so tired and dusty, and then you treacherously come along with
these things that you've magicked out of the mountains andI'm not a
pioneer woman, after all. And Henry B. is not a caveman. See him act
idolatrously toward his soup.
I feel idolatrous. I'd forgotten the supreme ethical importance of
the soup. I'll never let myself forget it again, said Mr. Boltwood, in
the tone of one who has come home.
Claire was grateful to Jeff that he did not let her go on being
grateful. He turned the talk to Brooklyn. He was neat and explicitand
almost funnyin his description of an outdoor presentation of
Midsummer Night's Dream, in which a domestic and intellectual lady
weighing a hundred and eighty-seven stageside had enacted Puck. As they
sat after dinner, as Claire shivered, he produced a knitted robe, and
pulled it about her shoulders, smiling at her in a lonely, hungry way.
She caught his hand.
Nice Jeff! she whispered.
Oh, my dear! he implored. He shook his head in a wistful way that
caught her heart, and dutifully went back to informing Mr. Boltwood of
the true state of the markets.
Talk to Claire too! she demanded. She stopped, stared. From
outside she heard a nervous pit-pit-pit, a blurred dialogue between Mr.
James Barmberry and another man. Into the room rambled Milt Daggett,
dusty of unpressed blue suit, tired of eyes, and not too well shaved of
chin, grumbling, Thought I'd never catch up with you,
Oh! Oh, MiltMr. DaggettOh, Jeff, this is our good friend Milt
Daggett, who has helped us along the road.
Jeff's lucid rimless spectacles stared at Milt's wind-reddened eyes;
his jaunty patch-pocket outing clothes sniffed at Milt's sweater; his
even voice followed Milt's grunt of surprise with a curt Ah. Mr.
Pleased meet you, faltered Milt.
Jeff nodded, turned his shoulder on Milt, and went on, The fact is,
Mr. Boltwood, the whole metal market
Milt was looking from one to another. Claire was now over her first
shocked comparison of candied fruits with motor grease. She rose, moved
toward Milt, murmuring, Have you had dinner?
The door opened again. A pink-haired, red-faced man in a
preposterous green belted suit lunged in, swept his broad felt hat in
greeting, and boomed like a cheap actor:
Friends of my friend Milt, we about to dine salute you. Let me
introduce myself as Westlake Parrott, better known to the vulgar as
Pinky Parrott, gentleman adventurer, born in the conjunction of Mars
and Venus, with Saturn ascendant.
Jeff had ignored Milt. But at this absurd second intrusion on his
decidedly private dinner-party he flipped to the center of the room and
said I beg your pardon! in such a head-office manner that the
pink-locked Mystery halted in his bombast. Claire felt wabbly. She had
no theories as to where Milt had acquired a private jester, nor as to
what was about to happen to Miltand possibly to her incautious self.
CHAPTER XVII. THE VAGABOND IN GREEN
As Milt had headed westward from Butte, as he rattled peacefully
along the road, conscious of golden haze over all the land, and the
unexpectedness of prairie threshing-crews on the sloping fields of
mountainsides, a man had stepped out from bushes beside the road, and
pointed a .44 navy revolver.
The man was not a movie bandit. He wore a green imitation of a
Norfolk jacket, he had a broad red smile, and as he flourished his hat
in a bow, his hair was a bristly pompadour of gray-streaked red that
was almost pink. He made oration:
Pardon my eccentric greeting, brother of the open road, but I
wanted you to give ear to my obsequious query as to how's chances on
gettin' a lift? I have learned that obsequiousness is best appreciated
when it is backed up by prayer and ca'tridges.
What's the idea? I seem to gather you'd like a lift. Jump in.
You do not advocate the Ciceronian style, I take it, chuckled the
man as he climbed aboard.
Milt was not impressed. Claire might have been, but Milt had heard
politics and religion argued about the stove in Rauskukle's store too
often to be startled by polysyllabomania. He knew it was often the sign
of a man who has read too loosely and too much by himself. He snorted.
Huh! What are younewspaper, politics, law, preacher, or gambler?
Well, a little of all those interesting occupations. And
ten-twent-thirt trouping, and county-fair spieling, and selling Dr.
Thunder Rapids' Choctaw Herbal Sensitizer. How far y' going?
Honest? Say, kid, this isMuh boy, we shall have the rare
privilege of pooling adventures as far as Blewett Pass, four to six
days' run from herea day this side of Seattle. I'm going to my
gold-mine there. I'll split up on the grubI note from your kit that
you camp nights. Quite all right, my boy. Pinky Parrott is no man to
fear night air.
He patted Milt's shoulder with patronizing insolence. He filled a
pipe and, though the car was making twenty-five, he lighted the pipe
with distinguished ease, then settled down to his steady stride:
In the pride of youth, you feel that you have thoroughly
categorized me, particularly since I am willing to admit that, though I
shall have abundance of the clinking iron men to buy my share of our
chow, I chance just for the leaden-footed second to lack the
wherewithal to pay my railroad fare back to Blewett; and the bumpers
and side-door Pullman of the argonauts like me not. Too damn dusty. But
your analysis is unsynthetic, though you will scarce grasp my
The hell I won't. I've taken both chemistry and rhetoric, growled
Milt, strictly attending to driving, and to the desire to get rid of
Oh! Oh, I see. Well, anyway: I am no mere nimble knight of wits, as
you may take it. In fact, I am lord of fair acres in Arcady.
Don't know the burg. Montana or Idaho?
Neither! In the valley of dream!
Oh! That one. Huh!
But I happen to back them up with a perfectly undreamlike
gold-mine. Prospected for it in a canyon near Blewett Pass and found
it, b' gum, and my lady wife, erstwhile fairest among the society
favorites of North Yakima, now guards it against her consort's return.
Straight goods. Got the stuff. Been to Butte to get a raise on it, but
the fell khedives of commerce are jealous. They would hearken not. Gee,
those birds certainly did pull the frigid mitt! So I wend my way back
to the demure Dolores, the houri of my heart, and the next time I'll
take a crack at the big guns in Seattle. And I'll sure reward you for
your generosity in taking me to Blewett, all the long, long, languid,
Too bad I got to stop couple of days at Spokane.
Well, then you shall have the pleasure of taking me that far.
And about a week in Kalispell!
'Twill discommode me, but 'pon honor, I like your honest simple
face, and I won't desert you. Besides! I know a guy in Kalispell, and I
can panhandle the sordid necessary chuck while I wait for you. Little
you know, my cockerel, how facile a brain your 'bus so lightly bears.
When I've cashed in on the mine, I'll take my rightful place among the
motored gentry. Not merely as actor and spieler, promoter and inventor
and soldier and daring journalist, have I played my rôle, but also I am
a mystic, an initiate, a clairaudient, a psychometrist, a Rosicrucian
adept, and profoundly psychicin fact, my guide is Hermes Trismegistus
himself! I also hold a degree as doctor of mento-practic, and my
studies in astro-biochemistry
Gonna stop. All off. Make little coffee, said Milt.
He did not desire coffee, and he did not desire to stop, but he did
desperately desire not to inflict Pinky Parrott upon the Boltwoods. It
was in his creed as a lover of motors never to refuse a ride to any
one, when he had room. He hoped to get around his creed by the hint
implied in stopping. Pinky's reaction to the hint was not encouraging:
Why, you have a touch of the psychic's flare! I could do with
coffee myself. But don't trouble to make a fire. I'll do that. You
driveI do the camp work. Not but that I probably drive better than
you, if you will permit me to say so. I used to do a bit of racing,
before I took up aviation.
Huh! Aviation! What machine d'you fly?
Why, whya biplane!
Huh! What kind of motor?
Why, a foreign one. ThetheIt was a French motor.
Huh! What track you race on?
ThePardon me till I build a fire for our al fresco
collation, and I my driving history will unfold.
But he didn't do either.
After he had brought seven twigs, one piece of sagebrush, and a
six-inch board, Pinky let Milt finish building the fire, while he told
how much he knew about the mysteries of ancient Egyptian priests.
Milt gave up hope that Pinky would become bored by waiting and tramp
on. After one hour of conversational deluge, he decided to let Pinky
driveto make him admit that he couldn't. He was wrong. Pinky could
drive. He could not drive well, he wabbled in his steering, and he
killed the engine on a grade, but he showed something of the same
dashing idiocy that characterized his talk. It was Milt not Pinky, who
was afraid of their running off the road, and suggested resuming the
Seven times that day Milt tried to lose him. Once he stopped without
excuse, and merely stared up at rocks overhanging the hollowed road.
Pinky was not embarrassed. He leaned back in the seat and sang two
Spanish love songs. Once Milt deliberately took a wrong road, up a
mountainside. They were lost, and took five hours getting back to the
highway. Pinky loved the thrill andin a brief address lasting fifteen
minuteshe said so.
Milt tried to bore him by driving at seven miles an hour. Pinky
affectionately accepted this opportunity to study the strata of the
hills. When they camped, that night, Pinky loved him like a brother,
and was considering not stopping at Blewett Pass, to see his gold-mine
and Dolores the lady-wife, but going clear on to Seattle with his
The drafted host lay awake, and when Pinky awoke and delivered a few
well-chosen words on the subject of bird-song at dawn, Milt burst out:
Pinky, I don't like to do it, butI've never refused a fellow a
lift, but I'm afraid you'll have to hike on by yourself, the rest of
Pinky sat up in his blankets. Afraid of me, eh? You better be! I'm
a bad actor. I killed Dolores's husband, and took her along, see?
Are you trying to scare me, you poor four-flusher? Milt's right
hand expanded, fingers arching, with the joyous tension of a man
No. I'm just reading your thoughts. I'm telling you you're scared
of me! You think that if I went on, I might steal your car! You're
afraid because I'm so suave. You aren't used to smooth ducks. You don't
dare to let me stick with you, even for today! You're afraid I'd have
your mis'able car by tonight! You don't dare!
The hell I don't! howled Milt. If you think I'm afraidJust to
show you I'm not, I'll let you go on today!
That's sense, my boy. It would be a shame for two such born
companions of the road to part! Pinky had soared up from his blankets;
was lovingly shaking Milt's hand.
Milt knew that he had been tricked, but he felt hopeless. Was it
impossible to insult Pinky? He tried again:
I'll be frank with you. You're the worst wind-jamming liar I ever
met. Now don't reach for that gat of yours. I've got a hefty rock right
But, my dear, dear boy, I don't intend to reach for any crude
lethal smoke-wagon. Besides, there isn't anything in it. I hocked the
shells in Butte. I am not angry, merely grieved. We'll argue this out
as we have breakfast and drive on. I can prove to you that, though
occasionally I let my fancy color mere untutored fact with the pigments
of a Robert J. IngersollBy the way, do you know his spiel on
Stick to the subject. We'll finish our arguing right now, and I'll
give you breakfast, and we'll sadly part.
Merely because I am lighter of spirits than this lugubrious old
world? No! I decline to be dropped. I'll forgive you and go on with
you. Mind you, I am sensitive. I will not intrude where I am not
welcome. Only you must give me a sounder reason than my diverting
conversational powers for shucking me. My logic is even stronger than
my hedonistic contempt for hitting the pike.
Well, hang it, if you must knowHate to say it, but I'd do
almost anything to get rid of you. Fact is, I've been sort of touring
with a lady and her father, and you would be in the way!
Aaaaaaah! You see! Why, my boy, I will not only stick, but for you,
I shall do the nimble John Alden and win the lady fair. I will so
bedizen your virile, though somewhat crassly practical giftsWhy,
women are my long suit. They fall for
Tut, tut, tut! You're a fool. She's no beanery mistress, like
you're used to. She really is a lady.
How blind you are, cruel friend. You do not even see that whatever
my vices may be, my social standing
Ohshutup! Can't you see I'm trying to be kind to you? Have I
simply got to beat you up before you begin to suspect you aren't
welcome? Your social standing isn't even in the telephone book. And
your vocabularyYou let too many 'kids' slip in among the juicy
words. Have I got to lick
Well. You're right. I'm a fliv. Shake hands, m' boy, and no hard
Good. Then I can drive on nice and alone, without having to pound
your ears off?
Certainly. That iswe'll compromise. You take me on just a few
miles, into more settled country, and I'll leave you.
So it chanced that Milt was still inescapably accompanied by Mr.
Pinky Parrott, that evening, when he saw Claire's Gomez standing in the
yard at Barmberry's and pulled up.
Pinky had voluntarily promised not to use his eloquence on Claire,
nor to try to borrow money from Mr. Boltwood. Without ever having quite
won permission to stay, he had stayed. He had also carried out his
promise to buy his half of the provisions by adding a five-cent bag of
lemon drops to Milt's bacon and bread.
When they had stopped, Milt warned, There's their machine now.
Seems to be kind of a hotel here. I'm going in and say howdy. Good-by,
Pink. Glad to have met you, but I expect you to be gone when I come out
here again. If you aren'tWant granite or marble for the headstone?
I mean it, now!
I quite understand, my lad. I admire your chivalric delicacy.
Farewell, old compagnon de voyage!
Milt inquired of Mr. Barmberry whether the Boltwoods were within,
and burst into the parlor-living-room-library. As he cried to Claire,
by the fire, Thought I'd never catch up with you, he was conscious
that standing up, talking to Mr. Boltwood, was an old-young man, very
suave, very unfriendly of eye. He had an Oxford-gray suit, unwrinkled
cordovan shoes; a pert, insultingly well-tied blue bow tie, and a
superior narrow pink bald spot. As he heard Jeff Saxton murmur, Ah.
Mr. Daggett! Milt felt the luxury in the roomthe fleecy robe over
Claire's shoulders, the silver box of candy by her elbow, the smell of
expensive cigars, and the portly complacence of Mr. Boltwood.
Have you had any dinner? Claire was asking, when a voice boomed,
Let me introduce myself as Westlake Parrott.
Jeff abruptly took charge. He faced Pinky and demanded, I beg
Claire's eyebrows asked questions of Milt.
This is a fellow I gave a lift to. MinerI mean actorwell, kind
of spiritualistic medium
Mr. Boltwood, with the geniality of dinner and cigar, soothed,
Jeff, uh, Daggett here has saved our lives two distinct times, and
given us a great deal of help. He is a motor expert. He has always
refused to let us do anything in return butI noticed there was
almost a whole fried chicken left. I wonder if he wouldn't share it
with, uh, with his acquaintance here beforebefore they make camp for
In civil and vicious tones Jeff began, Very glad to reward any one
who has been of service to
He was drowned out by Pinky's effusive, True hospitality is a
virtue as delicate as it is rare. We accept your invitation. In fact I
should be glad to have one of those cigarros elegantos that mine
Milt cut in abruptly, Pink! Shut up! Thanks, folks, but we'll go
on. Just wanted to see if you had got in safe. See you tomorrow, some
Claire was close to Milt, her fingers on his sleeve. Please, Milt!
Father! You didn't make your introduction very complete. You failed to
tell Mr. Daggett that this is Mr. Saxton, a friend of ours in Brooklyn.
Please, Milt, do stay and have dinner. I won't let you go on hungry.
And I want you to know JeffMr. Saxton.... Jeff, Mr. Daggett is an
engineer, that is, in a way. He's going to take an engineering course
in the University of Washington. Some day I shall make you bloated
copper magnates become interested in him.... Mrs. Barmberry.
Mrssssssss. Barrrrrrrmberrrrrry! Oh. Oh, Mrs. Barmberry, won't you
please warm up that other chicken for
Oh, now, that's too bad. Me and Jim have et it all up! wept the
landlady, at the door.
I'll go on, stammered Milt.
Jeff looked at him expressionlessly.
You will not go on! Claire was insisting. Mrs. Barmberry, won't
you cook some eggs or steak or something for these boys?
Perhaps, Jeff suggested, they'd rather make their own dinner by a
campfire. Must be very jolly, and that sort of thing.
Jeff, if you don't mind, this is my party, just for the moment!
Quite right. Sorry!
Milt, you sit here by the fire and get warm. I'm not going to be
robbed of the egotistic pleasure of being hospitable. Everybody look
She got them all seatedall but Pinky. He had long since seated
himself, by the fire, in Claire's chair, and he was smoking a cigar
from the box which Jeff had brought for Mr. Boltwood.
Milt sat farthest from the fire, by the dining-table. He was
agonizing, This Jeff person is the real thing. He's no Percy in
riding-breeches. He's used to society and nastiness. If he looks at me
once moreyoung garage man found froze stiff, near Flathead Lake,
scared look in eyes, believed to have met a grizzly, no signs of
vi'lence. And I thought I could learn to mingle with Claire's own
crowd! I wish I was out in the bug. I wonder if I can't escape?
CHAPTER XVIII. THE FALLACY OF
During dinner Milt watched Jeff Saxton's manner and manners. The hot
day had turned into a cold night. Jeff tucked the knitted robe about
Claire's shoulders, when she returned to the fire. He moved quietly and
easily. He kept poking up the fire, smiling at Claire as he did so. He
seemed without difficulty to maintain two conversations: one with Mr.
Boltwood about finances, one with Claire about mysterious persons
called Fannie and Alden and Chub and Bobbie and Dot, the mention of
whom made Milt realize how much a stranger he was. Once, as he passed
by Claire, Jeff said gently, You are lovely! Only that, and he
did not look at her. But Milt saw that Claire flushed, and her eyes
Pinky was silent till he had eaten about two-thirds of the total
amount of fried eggs, cold lamb and ice-box curios. When Claire came
over to see how they fared, Pinky removed himself, with smirking
humility, and firmly joined himself to Jeff and Mr. Boltwood. He caught
the subject of finance and, while Claire dropped down in the chair by
Milt, Pinky was lecturing the two men from New York:
Ah, finance! Queen of the sociological pantheon! I don't know how
come I am so graced by Fortune as to have encountered in these wilds
two gentlemen so obviously versed in the stratagems of the great golden
game, but I will take the opportunity to give you gentlemen some
statistics about the gold-deposits still existent in the Cascades and
other ranges that may be of benefit and certainly will be a surprise to
you. It happens that I have at the present time a mine
Claire was whispering to Milt, If we can get rid of your dreadful
passenger, I do want you to meet Mr. Saxton. He may be of use to you
some day. He's terribly capable, and really quite nice. Think! He
happened to be out here, and he traced me by telephoneoh, he treats
long-distance 'phoning as I do a hair-pin. He brought down the duckiest
presentsdivertissements for dinner, and that knitted robe, and some
real René Bleuzet perfumeI was all out of itAnd after the grime
of the road
Do you really care for things like that, all those awfully
expensive luxuries? begged Milt.
Of course I do. Especially after small hotels.
Then you don't really like adventuring?
Oh yesin its place! For one thing, it makes a clever dinner seem
so good by contrast!
WellAfraid I don't know much about clever dinners, Milt was
sighing, when he was aware of Jeff Saxton looming down on him,
Daggett, would you mind trying to inform your friend that neither
Mr. Boltwood nor I care to invest in his gold-mine? We can't seem to
get that into his head. I don't mind being annoyed myself, but I really
feel I must protect Mr. Boltwood.
What can I do?
My dear sir, since you brought him here
It was the potassium cyanide and cracked ice and carpet tacks and
TNT and castor oil in Jeff's My dear sir that did it. Milt discovered
himself on his feet, bawling, I am not your dear sir! Pinky is my
guest, andGee, sorry I lost my temper, Claire, terrible sorry. See
you along the road. Good night. Pink! You take your hat! Git!
Milt followed Pinky out of the door, snarling, Git in the car, and
do it quick. I'll take you clear to Blewett Pass. We drive all night.
Pinky was of great silence and tact. Milt lumped into the bug beside
him. But he did not start the all-night drive. He wanted to crawl back,
on his knees, to apologize to Claireand to be slapped by Jeff Saxton.
He compromised by slowly driving a quarter of a mile up the road, and
camping there for the night.
Pinky tried to speak words of philosophy and cheerjust once he
For hours, by a small fire, Milt grieved that all his pride was gone
in a weak longing to see Claire again. In the morning he did see
herputting off on the lake, in a motor-boat with Jeff and Mr.
Barmberry. He saw the boat return, saw Jeff get into the car which had
brought him from Kalispell, saw the farewell, the long handclasp, the
stoop of Jeff's head, and Claire's quick step backward before Jeff
could kiss her. But Claire waved to Jeff long after his car had
* * * * *
When Claire and her father came along in the Gomez, Milt was
standing by the road. She stopped. She smiled. Night of sadness and
regrets? You were fairly rude, Milt. So was Mr. Saxton, but I've
lectured him, and he sends his apologies.
I send him mine'deed I do, said Milt gravely.
Then everything's all right. I'm sure we were all tired. We'll just
Morning, Daggett, Mr. Boltwood put in. Hope you lose that
dreadful red-headed person.
No, I can't, Mr. Boltwood. When Mr. Saxton turned on me, I swore
I'd take Pinky clear through to Blewett Pass ... though not to Seattle,
Foolish oaths should be broken, Claire platitudinized.
ClairelookYou don't really care so terribly much about these
little luxuries, food and fixin's and six-dollar-a-day-hotel junk, do
Yes, stoutly, I do.
But not compared with mountains and
Oh, it's all very well to talk, and be so superior about these dear
old grandeurs of Nature, and the heroism of pioneers, and I do like a
glimpse of them. But the niceties of life do mean something and even if
it is weak and dependent, I shall always simply adore them!
All these things are kind of softening. And he meant that she was
At least they're not rude! And she meant that he was rude.
They're absolutely trivial. They shut off
They shut off rain and snow and dirt, and I still fail to see the
picturesqueness of dirt! Good-by!
She had driven off, without looking back. She was heading for
Seattle and the Pacific Ocean at forty miles an hourand they had no
engagement to meet either in Seattle or in the Pacific.
Before Milt went on he completed a task on which he had decided the
night before while he had meditated on the tailored impertinence of
Jeff Saxton's gray suit. The task was to give away the Best Suit, that
stolid, very black covering which at Schoenstrom had seemed suitable
either to a dance or to the Y. P. S. C. E. The recipient was Mr. Pinky
Parrott, who gave in return a history of charity and high souls.
Milt did not listen. He was wondering, now that they had started,
where they had started for. Certainly not for Seattle! Why not stop and
see Pinky's gold-mine? Maybe he did have one. Even Pinky had to tell
the truth sometimes. With a good popular gold-mine in his possession,
Milt could buy quantities of clothes like Jeff Saxton's, and
And, he reflected, I can learn as good manners as his in one
hour, with a dancing lesson thrown in. If I didn't, I'd sue the
CHAPTER XIX. THE NIGHT OF ENDLESS
On the edge of Kootenai Canyon, feeling more like an aviator than
like an automobilist, Claire had driven, and now, nearing Idaho, she
had entered a national forest. She was delayed for hours, while she
tried to change a casing, after a blow-out when the spare tire was
deflated. She wished for Milt. She would never see him again. She was
sorry. He hadn't meant
But hang it, she panted, if he admired her at all, he'd be here now
and get on this per-fect-ly beast-ly casing, over which she had been
laboring for a dozen years; and she was simply too ridiculously tired;
and was there any respectful way of keeping Henry B. from beaming in
that benevolent manner while she was killing herself; and look at those
fingernails; andoh, drrrrrrat that casing!
To make the next town, after this delay, she had to drive for hours
by night through the hulking pines of the national forest. It was her
first long night drive.
A few claims, with log cabins of recent settlers, once or twice the
shack of a forest-ranger, a telephone in a box by the road or a rough
R. F. D. box nailed to a pine trunk, these indicated that civilization
still existed, but they were only melancholy blurs. She was in a cold
enchantment. All of her was dead save the ability to keep on driving,
forever, with no hope of the tedium ending. She was bewildered. She
passed six times what seemed to be precisely the same forest clearing,
always with the road on a tiny ridge to the left of the clearing,
always with a darkness-stilled house at one end and always, in the
pasture at the other end, a horse which neighed. She was in a panorama
stage-scene; things moved steadily by her, there was a sound of the
engine, and a sensation of steering, but she was forever in the same
place, among the same pines, with the same scowling blackness between
their bare clean trunks. Only the road ahead was clear: a one-way
track, the foot-high earthy bank and the pine-roots beside it, two
distinct ruts, and a roughening of strewn brown bark and pine-needles,
which, in the beating light of the car's lamps, made the sandy road
scabrous with little incessant shadows.
She had never known anything save this strained driving on. Jeff and
Milt were old tales, and untrue. Was it ten hours before that she had
cooked dinner beside the road? No matter. She wasn't hungry any longer.
She would never reach the next townand she didn't care. It wasn't
she, but a grim spirit which had entered her dead body, that kept
steering, feeding gas, watching the road.
In the darkness outside the funnel of light from her lamps were
shadows that leaped, and gray hands hastily jerked back out of sight
behind tree trunks as she came up; things that followed her, and hidden
men waiting for her to stop.
As drivers will, she tried to exorcise the creeping fear by singing.
She made up what she called her driving-song. It was intended to echo
the hoofs of a fat old horse on a hard road:
The old horse trots with a jog, jog, jog,
And a jog, jog, jog; and a jog, jog, jog.
And the old road makes a little jog, jog, jog,
To the west, jog, jog; and the north, jog, jog.
While the farmer drinks some cider from his jug, jug, jug,
From his coy jug, jug; from his joy jug, jug.
Till he accumulates a little jag, jag, jag,
And he jigs, jigs, jigs, with his jug, jug, jug
The song was a comfort, at firstthen a torment. She drove to it,
and she steered to it, and when she tried to forget, it sang itself in
her tired brain: Jog, jog, jogoh, damn!
Her father had had a chill. Miserable, weak as a small boy, he had
curled up on the bottom of the car, his head on the seat, and gone to
sleep. She was alone. The mile-posts went by slowly. The posts said
there was a town ahead called Pellago, but it never came
And when it did come she was too tired to care. In a thick dream she
drove through midnight streets of the town. In stupid paralysis she
kicked at the door of the galvanized-iron-covered garage. No answer.
She gave it up. She drove down the street and into the yard of a hotel
marked by a swing sign out over the plank sidewalk. She got out the
traveling bags, awakened her father, led him up on the porch.
The Pellago Tavern was a transformed dwelling house. The pillars of
the porch were aslant, and the rain-warped boards snapped beneath her
feet. She hesitatingly opened the door. The hallway was dark and musty.
A sound like a moan filtered down the unlighted stairs.
There seemed to be light in the room on the right. Trying to assure
herself that her father was a protection, she pushed open the door. She
looked into an airless room, scattered with rubber boots, unsavory old
corduroy caps, tattered magazines. By the stove nodded a wry-mouthed,
squat old woman, and a tall, cheaply handsome man of forty. Tobacco
juice stained the front of his stiff-bosomed, collarless shirt. His
hands were white but huge.
The old woman started. Well?
I want to get two rooms for the night, please.
The man smirked at her. The woman creaked, Well, I don't know.
Where d' you come from, heh?
We're motoring through.
Heh? Who's that man?
He's my father, madam.
Needn't to be so hoity-toity about it, 'he's my father, madam!' F'
that matter, that thing there is my husband!
The man had been dusting his shabby coat, stroking his mustache,
smiling with sickly gallantry. He burbled, Shut up, Teenie. This lady
is all right. Give her a room. Number 2 is empty, and I guess Number 7
has been made up since Bill leftif 'tain't, the sheets ain't been
slept on but one night.
Where d' you come
Now don't go shooting off a lot of questions at the lady, Teenie.
I'll show her the rooms.
The woman turned on her husband. He was perhaps twenty-five years
younger; a quarter-century less soaked in hideousness. Her yellow,
concave-sided teeth were bared at him, her mouth drew up on one side
above the gums. Pete, if I hear one word more out of you, out you go.
Lady! Huh! Where d' you come from, young woman?
Claire was too weak to stagger away. She leaned against the door.
Her father struggled to speak, but the woman hurled:
From New York. Is there another hotel
Nah, there ain't another hotel! Oh! So you come from New York, do
you? Snobs, that's what N' Yorkers are. I'll show you some rooms.
They'll be two dollars apiece, and breakfast fifty cents extra.
The woman led them upstairs. Claire wanted to flee, butOh, she
couldn't drive any farther! She couldn't!
The floor of her room was the more bare in contrast to a
two-foot-square splash of gritty ingrain carpet in front of the
sway-backed bed. On the bed was a red comforter that was filthy beyond
disguise. The yellow earthenware pitcher was cracked. The wall mirror
was milky. Claire had been spoiled. She had found two excellent hotels
since Yellowstone Park. She had forgotten how badly human beings can
live. She protested:
Seems to me two dollars is a good deal to charge for this!
I didn't say two dollars. I said three! Three each for you and your
pa. If you don't like it you can drive on to the next town. It's only
Why the extra dollaror extra two dollars?
Don't you see that carpet? These is our best rooms. And three
dollarsI know you New Yorkers. I heard of a gent once, and they
charged him five dollarsfive dol-lars!for a room in New York, and a
boy grabbed his valise from him and wanted a short-bit and
Ohallright! Can we get something to eat?
We haven't eaten since noon.
That ain't my fault! Some folks can go gadding around in
automobuls, and some folks has to stay at home. If you think I'm going
to sit up all night cooking for people that come chassayin' in here God
knows what all hours of the day and night! There's an all-night
lunch down the street.
When she was alone Claire cried a good deal.
Her father declined to go out to the lunch room. The chill of the
late ride was still on him, he croaked through his door; he was
shivering; he was going right to bed.
Yes, do, dear. I'll bring you back a sandwich.
Safe to go out alone?
Anything's safe after facing that horribleI do believe in
witches, now. Listen, dear; I'll bring you a hot-water bag.
She took the bag down to the office. The landlady was winding the
clock, while her husband yawned. She glared.
I wonder if I may have some hot water for my father? He has a
Stove's out. No hot water in the house.
Couldn't you heat some?
Now look here, miss. You come in here, asking for meals and rooms
at midnight, and you want a cut rate on everything, and I do what I
can, but enough's enough!
The woman stalked out. Her husband popped up. Mustn't mind the old
girl, lady. Got a grouch. Well, you can't blame her, in a way; when
Bill lit out, he done her out of four-bits! But I'll tell you! he
leered. You leave me the hot-water biznai, and I'll heat you some
Thank you, but I won't trouble you. Good night.
Claire was surprised to find a warm, rather comfortable all-night
lunch room, called the Alaska Café, with a bright-eyed man of
twenty-five in charge. He nodded in a friendly way, and made haste with
her order of two ham-and-egg sandwiches. She felt adventurous. She
polished her knife and fork on a napkin, as she had seen people do in
lunches along the way. A crowd of three rubbed their noses against the
front window to stare at the strange girl in town, but she ignored
them, and they drifted away.
The lunchman was cordial: At a hotel, ma'am? Which one? Gee, not
Why yes. Is there another?
Sure. First-rate one, two blocks over, one up.
The woman said the Tavern was the only hotel.
Oh, she's an old sour-face. Don't mind her. Just bawl her out.
What's she charging you for a room?
Per each? Gee! Well, she sticks tourists anywheres from one buck to
three. Natives get by for fifty cents. She's pretty fierce, but she
ain't a patch on her husband. He comes from Spokanenobody knows
whyguess he was run out. He takes some kind of dope, and he cheats at
But why does the town stand either of them? Why do you let them
torture innocent people? Why don't you put them in the insane hospital,
where they belong?
That's a good one! her friend chuckled. But he saw it only as a
She thought of moving her father to the good hotel, but she hadn't
Claire Boltwood, of Brooklyn Heights, went through the shanty
streets of Pellago, Montana, at one A.M. carrying a sandwich in a paper
bag which had recently been used for salted peanuts, and a red rubber
hot-water bag filled with water at the Alaska Café. At the Tavern she
hastened past the office door. She made her father eat his sandwich;
she teased him and laughed at him till the hot-water bag had relieved
his chill-pinched back; she kissed him boisterously, and started for
her own room, at the far end of the hall.
The lights were off. She had to feel her way, and she hesitated at
the door of her room before she entered. She imagined voices, creeping
footsteps, people watching her from a distance. She flung into the
room, and when the kindled lamp showed her familiar traveling bag, she
felt safer. But once she was in bed, with the sheet down as far as
possible over the loathly red comforter, the quiet rustled and snapped
about her, and she could not relax. Sinking into sleep seemed slipping
into danger, and a dozen times she started awake.
But only slowly did she admit to herself that she actually did hear
a fumbling, hear the knob of her door turning.
It's me, lady. The landlord. Brought you the hot water.
Thanks so much, but I don't need it now.
Got something else for you. Come to the door. Don't want to holler
and wake ev'body up.
At the door she said timorously, Nothing else I want, thank you.
D-don't bother me.
Why, I've brought you up a sandwich, girlie, all nice and hot, and
a nip of something to take the chill off.
I don't want it, I tell you!
Be a sport now! You use Pete right, and he'll use you right. Shame
to see a lady like you not gettin' no service here. Open the door.
Dandy sandwich! The knob rattled again. She said nothing. The heel of
her palm pressed against the door till the molding ate into it. The man
I ain't going to all this trouble and then throw away a good
sandwich. You asked me
M-must I s-shout?
S-shout your fool head off! He kicked the door. Good friends of
mine, 'long this end of the hall. Aw, listen. Just teasing. I'm not
going to rob you, little honey bird. Laws, you could have a million
dollars, and old Pete wouldn't take two-bits. I just get so darn lonely
in this hick town. Like to chat to live ones from the big burg. I'm a
city fella myselfSpokane and Cheyenne and everything.
In her bare feet, Claire had run across the room, looked desperately
out of the window. Could she climb out, reach her friend of the Alaska
Café? If she had to
Then she grinned. The world was rose-colored and hung with tinkling
bells. I love even that Pinky person! she said. In the yard of the
hotel, beside her Gomez, was a Teal bug, and two men were sleeping in
blankets on the ground.
She marched over to the door. She flung it open. The man started
back. He was holding an electric, torch. She could not see him, but to
the hovering ball of light she remarked, Two men, friends of mine, are
below, by their car. You will go at once, or I'll call them. If you
think I am bluffing, go down and look. Good night!
CHAPTER XX. THE FREE WOMAN
Before breakfast, Claire darted down to the hotel yard. She beamed
at Milt, who was lacing a rawhide patch on a tire, before she
remembered that they were not on speaking terms. They both looked
extremely sheepish and young. It was Pinky Parrott who was the social
lubricant. Pinky was always on speaking terms with everybody. Ah, here
she is! The little lady of the mutinous eyes! Our colonel of the
But he got no credit. Milt straightened up and lumbered, Hel-lo!
She peeped at him and whispered, Hel-lo!
Say, oh please, ClaireI didn't mean
Oh, I know! Let'slet's go have breakfast.
Was awfully afraid you'd think we were fresh, but when we came in
last night, and saw your cardidn't like the looks of the hotel much,
and thought we'd stick around.
I'm so glad. Oh, Miltyes, and you, Mr. Parrottwill you
whiplickbeat uphowever you want to say itsomebody for me?
With one glad communal smile Milt and Pinky curved up their wrists
and made motions as of pulling up their sleeves.
But not unless I say so. I want to be a Citizeness Fixit. I've been
good for so long. But now
Show him to me! and Up, lads, and atum! responded her squad.
Not till after breakfast.
It was a sufficiently vile breakfast, at the Tavern. The feature was
curious cakes whose interior was raw creepy dough. A dozen skilled
workmen were at the same long table with Claire, Milt, Pinky, and Mr.
Boltwoodthe last two of whom were polite and scenically descriptive
to each other, but portentously silent about gold-mines. The landlady
and a slavey waited on table; the landlord could be seen loafing in the
Toward the end of the meal Claire insultingly crooked her finger at
the landlady and said, Come here, woman.
The landlady stared, then ignored her.
Very well. Then I'll say it publicly! Claire swept the workmen
with an affectionate smile. Gentlemen of Pellago, I want you to know
from one of the poor tourists who have been cheated at this nasty place
that we depend on you to do something. This woman and her husband are
criminals, in the way they overcharge for hideous food and
The landlady had been petrified. Now she charged down. Behind her
came her husband. Milt arose. The husband stopped. But it was Pinky who
faced the landlady, tapped her shoulder, and launched into, And what's
more, you hag, if our new friends here have any sense, they'll run you
out of town.
That was only the beginning of Pinky's paper on corrections and
charities. He enjoyed himself. Before he finished, the landlady was
crying ... she voluntarily promised to give her boarders waffles, some
morning, jus' soon as she could find the waffle-iron.
With her guard about her, at the office desk, Claire paid one dollar
apiece for the rooms, and discussion was not.
Before they started, Milt had the chance to say to her, I'm getting
so I can handle Pinky now. Have to. Thinking of getting hold of his
gold-mine. I just give him the eye, as your friend Mr. Saxton would,
and he gets so meek
But don't! Please understand me, Milt; I do admire Mr. Saxton; he
is fine and capable, and really generous; onlyHe may be just a bit
snippish at times, while youyou're a playmatefather's and
mineandI did face that landlady, didn't I! I'm not soft and
trivial, am I! Praise!
* * * * *
She had driven through the panhandle of Idaho into Washington,
through Spokane, through the writhing lava deposits of Moses Coulee
where fruit trees grow on volcanic ash. Beyond Wenatchee, with its rows
of apple trees striping the climbing fields like corduroy in folds, she
had come to the famous climb of Blewett Pass. Once over that pass, and
Snoqualmie, she would romp into Seattle.
She was sorry that she hadn't come to know Milt better, but perhaps
she would see him in Seattle.
Not adventure alone was she finding, but high intellectual benefit
in studying the names of towns in the state of Washington. Not Kankakee
nor Kalamazoo nor Oshkosh can rival the picturesque fancy of
Washington, and Claire combined the town-names in a lyric so
emotion-stirring that it ought, perhaps, to be the national anthem. It
Humptulips, Tum Tum, Moclips, Yelm,
Satsop, Bucoda, Omak, Enumclaw,
Tillicum, Bossburg, Chettlo, Chattaroy,
Zillah, Selah, Cowiche, Keechelus,
Bluestem, Bluelight, Onion Creek, Sockeye,
Antwine, Chopaka, Startup, Kapowsin,
Skamokawa, Sixprong, Pysht!
Klickitat, Kittitas, Spangle, Cedonia,
Pe Ell, Cle Elum, Sallal, Chimacum,
Index, Taholah, Synarep, Puyallup,
Wallula, Wawawai, Wauconda, Washougal,
Walla Walla, Washtucna, Wahluke,
Solkulk, Newaukum, Wahkiakus,
Penawawa, Ohop, Ladd!
Harrah, Olalla, Umtanum, Chuckanut,
Soap Lake, Loon Lake, Addy, Ace, Usk,
Chillowist, Moxee City, Yellepit, Cashup,
Moonax, Mabton, Tolt, Mukilteo,
Poulsbo, Toppenish, Whetstone, Inchelium,
Fishtrap, Carnation, Shine, Monte Cristo,
Conconully, Roza, Maud!
China Bend, Zumwalt, Sapolil, Riffle,
Touchet, Chesaw, Chew, Klum, Bly,
Humorist, Hammer, Nooksack, Oso,
Samamish, Dusty, Tiger, Turk, Dot,
Scenic, Tekoa, Nellita, Attalia,
Steilacoom, Tweedle, Ruff, Lisabeula,
Latah, Peola, Towal, Eltopia,
Steptoe, Pluvius, Sol Duc, Twisp!
And then, complained Claire, they talk about Amy Lowell! I leave
it to you, Henry B., if any union poet has ever written as gay a
refrain as 'Ohop Ladd'!
She was not merely playing mental whist. She was trying to keep from
worry. All the way she had heard of Blewett Pass; its fourteen miles of
climbing, and the last half mile of stern pitch. On this eastern side
of the pass, the new road was not open; there was a tortuous,
flint-scattered trail, too narrow, in most places, for the passing of
other cars. Claire was glad that Milt and Pinky were near her.
If so many of the race of kind advisers of tourists had not warned
her about it, doubtless she would have gone over the pass without
difficulty. But their voluntary croaking sapped her nerve, and her
father's. He kept worrying, Do you think we better try it? When they
stopped at a ranch house at the foot of the climb, for the night, he
seemed unusually tired. He complained of chill. He did not eat
breakfast. They started out silent, depressed.
He crouched in the corner of the seat. She looked at him and was
anxious. She stopped on the first level space on the pass, crying, You
are perfectly miserable. I'm afraid ofI think we ought to see a
Oh, I'll be all right.
But she waited till Milt came pit-pattering up the slope. Father
feels rather sick. What shall I do? Turn round and drive to the nearest
doctorat Cashmere, I suppose?
There's a magnolious medico ahead here on the pass, Pinky Parrott
interrupted. A young thing, but they say he's a graduate of Harvard.
He's out here because he has some timber-claims. Look, Milt o' the
Daggett, why don't you drive Miss Boltwood's 'busmake better time,
and hustle the old gent up to the doc, and I'll come on behind with
Why, Claire fretted, I hate
A new Milt, the boss, abrupt, almost bullying, snapped out of his
bug. Good idee. Jump in, Claire. I'll take your father up. Heh,
whasat, Pink? Yes, I get it; second turn beyond grocery. Right. On we
go. Huh? Oh, we'll think about the gold-mine later, Pink.
With the three of them wedged into the seat of the Gomez, and Pinky
recklessly skittering after them in the bug, they climbed againand
lo! there was no climb! Unconsciously Claire had hesitated before
dashing at each sharp upsloping bend; had lost headway while she was
wondering, Suppose the car went off this curve? Milt never sped up,
but he never slackened. His driving was as rhythmical as music.
They were so packed in that he could scarcely reach gear lever and
hand-brake. He halted on a level, and curtly asked, That trap-door in
the back of the carconvertible extra seat?
Yes, but we almost never use it, and it's stuck. Can't get it
I'll open it all right! Got a big screwdriver? Want you sit back
there. Need elbow room.
Perhaps I'd better drive with Mr. Pinky.
Nope. Don't think better.
With one yank he opened the trap-door, revealing a folding seat,
which she meekly took. Back there, she reflected, How strong his back
looks. Funny how the little silvery hairs grow at the back of his
They came to a settlement and the red cedar bungalow of Dr. Hooker
Beach. The moment Claire saw the doctor's thin demanding face, she
trusted him. He spoke to Mr. Boltwood with assurance: All you need is
some rest, and your digestion is a little shaky. Been eating some pork?
Might stay here a day or two. We're glad to have a glimpse of
Mr. Boltwood went to bed in the Beaches' guest-room. Mrs. Beach gave
Claire and Milt lunch, with thin toast and thin china, on a porch from
which an arroyo dropped down for a hundred feet. Fir trees scented the
air, and a talking machine played the same Russian music that was
popular that same moment in New York. And the Beaches knew people who
Claire was thinking. These people were genuine aristocrats, while
Jeff Saxton, for all his family and his assumptions about life, was the
eternal climber. Milt, who had been uncomfortable with Jeff, was serene
and un-self-conscious with the Beaches, and the doctor gratefully took
his advice about his stationary gas engine. He's rather like the
Beaches in his simplicityyes, and his ability to do anything if he
considers it worth while, she decided.
After lunch, when the doctor and his wife had to trot off to a
patient, Claire proposed, Let's walk up to that ledge of rock and see
the view, shall we, Milt?
Yes! And keep an eye on the road for Pinky. The poor nut, he hasn't
showed up. So reckless; hope he hasn't driven the Teal off the road.
She crouched at the edge of a rock, where she would have been
frightened, a month before, and looked across the main road to a creek
in a pine-laced gully. He sat beside her, elbows on knees.
Those Beachestheir kin are judges and senators and college
Presidents, all over New England, she said. This doctor must be the
grandson of the ambassador, I fancy.
Honest? I thought they were just regular folks. Was I nice?
Of course you were.
Did Idid I wash my paws and sit up and beg?
No, you aren't a little dog. I'm that. You're the big mastiff that
guards the house, while I run and yip. She was turned toward him,
smiling. Her hand was beside him. He touched the back of it with his
forefinger, as though he was afraid he might soil it.
There seemed to be no reason, but he was trembling as he stammered,
III'm d-darn glad I didn't know they were anybody, or 'd have been
as bad as a flivver driver the first time he tries a t-twelve-cylinder
machine. G-gee your hand is little!
She took it back and inspected it. I suppose it is. And pretty
N-no, it isn't, but your shoes are. Why don't you wear boots when
you're out like this? A flicker of his earlier peremptoriness came
into his voice. She resented it:
My shoes are perfectly sensible! I will not wear those horrible
vegetarian uplift sacks on my feet!
Your shoes may be all right for New York, but you're not going to
New York for a while. You've simply got to see some of this country
while you're out hereBritish Columbia and Alaska.
Would be nice, but I've had enough roughing
Chance to see the grandest mountains in the world, almost, and then
you want to go back to tea and all that junk!
Stop trying to bully me! You have been dictatorial ever since we
Have I? Didn't mean to be. Though I suppose I usually am bullying.
At least I run things. There's two kinds of people; those that give
orders, and those that naturally take them; and I belong to the first
But my dear Milt, so do I, and really
And mostly I'd take them from you. But hang it, Seattle is just a
day away, and you'll forget me. Wish I could kidnap you. Have half a
mind to. Take you way up into the mountains, and when you got used to
roughing it in sure-enough wildernesssay you'd helped me haul timber
for a flumethen we'd be real pals. You have the stuff in you, but you
still need toughening before
Listen to me, Milton. You have been reading fiction, about this
mansometimes he's a lumberjack, and sometimes a trapper or a miner,
but always he's frightfully hairyand he sees a charming woman in the
city, and kidnaps her, and shuts her up in some unspeakable shanty, and
makes her eat nice cold boiled potatoes, and so naturally, she simply
adores him! A hundred men have written that story, and it's an example
of their insane masculine conceit, which I, as a woman, resent.
Shakespeare may have started it, with his silly Taming of the Shrew. Shakespeare's men may have been real, but his women were dolls,
designed to please some majesty. You may not know it, but there are
women today who don't live just to please majesties' fancies. If a
woman like me were kidnapped, she would go on hating the brute, or if
she did give in, then the man would lose anyway, because she would have
degenerated; she'd have turned into a slave, and lost exactly the
things he'd liked in her. Oh, you cavemen! With your belief that you
can force women to like you! I have more courage than any of you!
I admit you have courage, but you'd have still more, if you bucked
Nonsense! In New York I face every day a hundred complicated
problems you don't know I ever heard of!
Let me remind you that Brer Julius Cæsar said he'd rather be mayor
in a little Spanish town than police commissioner in Rome. I'm king in
Schoenstrom, while you're just one of a couple hundred thousand bright
people in New York
Really? Oh, at least a million. Thanks!
OhgeeClaire, I didn't mean to be personal, and get in a row and
all, butcan't you seekind of desperateSeattle so soon
Her face was turned from him; its thin profile was firm as silver
wire. He blundered off into silence andthey were at it again!
I didn't mean to make you angry, he gulped.
Well, you did! BullyingYou and your men of granite, in
mackinaws and a much-needed shave, trying to make a well-bred woman
satisfied with a view consisting of rocks and stumps and socks on the
line! Let me tell you that compared with a street canyon, a mountain
canyon is simply dead, and yet these unlettered wild men
See here! I don't know if you're firing these adjectives at me, but
I don't know that I'm so much more unletteredYou talked about
taking French in your finishing-school. Well, they taught American in
Then he was angry. Yes, and chemistry and physics and Greek and
Latin and history and mathematics and economics, and I took more or
less of a whirl at all of them, while you were fiddling with ribbons,
and then I had to buck mechanics and business methods.
I also 'fiddled' with mannersan unfortunate omission in your
curriculum, I take it! You have been reasonably rude
So have you!
I had to be! But I trust you begin to see that even your strong
hand couldn't control a woman's taste. Kidnapping! As intelligent a boy
as you wanting to imitate these boorish movie
Not a darn bit more boorish than your smart set, with its champagne
and these orgies at country clubs
You know so much about country clubs, don't you! The worst orgy I
ever saw at one was the golf champion reading the beauty department in
Boudoir. Would you mind backing up your statements about the vices
of myself and my friends
Oh, you. Oh, I didn't mean
Then why did you
Now you're bullying me, and you know that if the smart set isn't
vicious, at least it's so snobbish that it can't see any
Then it's wise to be snobbish, because if it did condescend
I won't stand people talking about condescending
Would you mind not shouting so?
Very well! I'll keep still!
Silence again, while both of them looked unhappy, and tried to
remember just what they had been fighting about. They did not at first
notice a small red car larruping gaily over the road beneath the ledge,
though the driver was a pink-haired man in a green coat. He was almost
gone before Milt choked, It's Pinky!
Pink! Pinky! he bellowed.
Pinky looked back but, instead of stopping, he sped up, and kept
CHAPTER XXI. THE MINE OF LOST SOULS
That couldn't have been Pinky! Why! Why, the car he had was red,
Sure. The idiot's got hold of some barn paint somewhere, and tried
to daub it over. He's trying to make a getaway with it!
We'll chase him. In my car.
Don't you mind?
Of course not. I do not give up my objections to the roughing
philosophy, butYou were right about these shoesOh, don't leave
me behind! Want to go along!
These sentences she broke, scattered, and totally lost as she
scrambled after him, down the rocks. He halted. His lips trembled. He
picked her up, carried her down, hesitated a second while his
facecuriously foreshortened as she looked up at it from his big
armstwisted with emotion. He set her down gently, and she climbed
into the Gomez.
It seemed to her that he drove rather too carefully, too slowly. He
took curves and corners evenly. His face was as empty of expression, as
unmelodramatic, as that of a jitney driver. Then she looked at the
speedometer. He was making forty-eight miles an hour down hill and
forty to thirty on upgrades.
They were in sight of the fleeing Pinky in two miles. Pinky looked
back; instantly was to be seen pulling his hat low, stooping overthe
demon driver. Milt merely sat more erect, looked more bland and
white-browed and steady.
The bug fled before them on a winding shelf road. It popped up a
curve, then slowed down. He took it too fast. Poor Pink! said Milt.
They gained on that upslope, but as the road dropped, the bug
started forward desperately. Another car was headed toward them; was
drawn to the side of the road, in one of the occasional widenings.
Pinky passed it so carelessly that, with crawling spine, Claire saw the
outer wheels of the bug on the very edge of the roadthe edge of a
fifty-foot drop. Milt went easily past the halted careven waved his
hand to the waiting driver.
This did not seem to Claire at all like the chase of a thief. She
looked casually ahead at Pinky, as he whirled round an S-shaped curve
on the downslope, thenIt was too quick to see what happened. The
bug headed directly toward the edge of the road, shot out, went down
the embankment, over and over. It lay absurdly upside-down, its muffler
and brake-rods showing in place of the seat and hood.
Milt quite carefully stopped the Gomez. The day was stilljust a
breathing of running water in the deep gully. The topsy-turvy car below
them was equally still; no sight of Pinky, no sound.
The gauche boy gone from him, Milt took her hand, pressed it to his
cheek. Claire! You're here! You might have gone with him, to make
roomOh, I was bullying you because I was bullying myself! Trying to
make myself tell youbut oh, you know, you know! Can you stand going
down there? I hate to have you, but you may be needed.
Yes. I'll come, she whispered.
Their crawl down the rock-rolling embankment seemed desperately
Wait here, bade Milt, at the bottom.
She looked away from the grotesque car. She had seen that one side
of it was crumpled like paper in an impatient hand.
Milt was stooping, looking under; seemed to be saying something.
When he came back, he did not speak. He wiped his forehead. Come.
We'll climb back up. Nothing to do, now. Guess you better not try to
help, anyway. You might not sleep well.
He gave her his hand up the embankment, drove to the nearest house,
telephoned to Dr. Beach. Later she waited while Milt and the doctor,
with two other men, were raising the car. As she waited she thought of
the Teal bug as a human thingas her old friend, to which she had
often turned in need.
Milt returned to her. There is one thing for you to do. Before he
died, Pinky asked me to go get his wifeDolores, I think it is. She's
up in a side canyon, few miles away. She may want a woman around. Beach
will take care ofof him. Can you come?
Of course. Oh, Milt, I didn't
mean you were a caveman! You're my big brother!
mean you were a snob!
They drove five miles along the highway, then up a trail where the
Gomez brushed the undergrowth on each side as it desperately dug into
moss, rain-gutted ruts, loose rocks, all on a vicious slant which
seemed to push the car down again. Beside them, the mountain woods were
sacredly quiet, with fern and lily and green-lit spaces. They came out
in a clearing, before dusk. Beside the clearing was a brook, with a
crude cradlesign of a not very successful gold miner. Before a log
cabin, in a sway-sided rocker, creaked a tall, white, flabby woman,
once nearly beautiful, now rubbed at the edges. She rose, huddling her
wrapper about her bosom, as they drove into the clearing and picked
their way through stumps and briars.
Where you folks think you're going? she whimpered.
Why, why just
I cer'nly am glad to see somebody! I been 'most scared to death.
Been here alone two weeks now. Got a shotgun, but if anybody come, I
guess they'd take it away from me. I was brought up nice, no
rough-house orSay, did you folks come to see the gold-mine?
M-mine? babbled Milt.
Course not. Pinky said I was to show it, but I'm so sore on that
low-life hound now, I swear I won't even take the trouble and lie about
it. No more gold in that crick than there is in my eye. Or than there's
flour or pork in the house!
The woman's voice was rising. Her gestures were furious. Claire and
Milt stood close, their hands slipping together.
What d' you think of a man that'd go off and leave a lady without
half enough to eat, while he gallivanted around, trying to raise money
by gambling, when he was offered a good job up here? He's a
gamblertold me he was a rich mine-owner, but never touched a mine in
his life. Lying houndworst talker in ten counties! Got a gambler's
hand on him, tooI ought to seen it! Oh, wait till I get hold of him;
Claire thought of the still handso stillthat she had seen under
the edge of the upturned car. She tried to speak, while the woman raved
on, wrath feeding wrath:
Thank God, I ain't really his wife! My husband is a fine manMr.
KlohDlorus Kloh, my name is. Mr. Kloh's got a fine job with the mill,
at North Yakima. Oh, I was a fool! This gambler Pinky Parrott, he comes
along with his elegant ways, and he hands me out a swell line of gab,
and I ups and leaves poor Kloh, and the kid, and the nicest kidSay,
please, could you folks take me wherever you're going? Maybe I could
get a job againused to was a good waitress, and I ain't going to wait
here any longer for that lying, cheating, mean-talking
Oh, Mrs. Kloh, please don't! He's dead! wailed Claire.
Dead? Pinky? OhmyGod! And I won't ever see him, and he was so
She threw herself on the ground; she kicked her heels; she tore at
her loosely caught, tarnished blonde hair.
Claire knelt by her. You mustn'tyou mustn'twe'll
Damn you, with your smug-faced husband there, and your fine auto
and all, butting into poor folks' troubles! shrieked Dlorus.
Claire stumbled to her feet, stood with her clenched right hand to
her trembling lips, cupping it with her nervous left hand. Her
shoulders were dejected. Milt pleaded, Let's hike out. I don't mind
decent honest grease, but this placelook in at table! Dirty
dishesAnd gin bottles on the floor!
Desert her? When she needs me so? Claire started forward, but Milt
caught her sleeve, and admired, You were right! You've got more nerve
than I have!
No. I wouldn't dare ifI'm glad you're here with me!
Claire calmed the woman; bound up her hair; washed her facewhich
needed it; and sat on the log doorstep, holding Dlorus's head in her
lap, while Dlorus sobbed, Pinkydead! Him that was so lively! And he
was so sweet a lover, oh, so sweet. He was a swell fellow; my, he could
just make you laugh and cry, the way he talked; and he was so educated,
and he played the vi'linhe could do anythingand athaletiche would
have made me rich. Oh, let me alone. I just want to be alone and think
of him. I was so bored with Kloh, and no nice dresses or nothin',
andI did love the kid, but he squalled so, just all the time, and
Pinky come, and he was so funnyOh, let me alone!
Claire shivered, then, and the strength seemed to go from the steady
arms that had supported Dlorus's head. Dusk had sneaked up on them; the
clearing was full of swimming grayness, and between the woman's
screams, the woods crackled. Each time Dlorus spoke, her screech was
like that of an animal in the woods, and round about them crept such
sinister echoes that Milt kept wanting to look back over his shoulder.
Yes, sighed Claire at last, perhaps we'd better go.
If you go, I'll kill myself! Take me to Mr. Kloh! Oh, he wasMy
husband, Mr. Kloh. Oh, so good. Only he didn't understand a lady has to
have her good times, and Pink danced so well
Dlorus sprang up, flung into the cabin, stood in the dimness of the
doorway, holding a butcher knife and clamoring, I will! I'll kill
myself if you leave me! Take me down to Mr. Kloh, at North Yakima,
Milt sauntered toward her.
Don't you get flip, young man! I mean it! And I'll kill you
Most unchivalrously, quite out of the picture of gray grief, Milt
snapped, That'll be about enough of you! Here! Gimme that knife!
She dropped the knife, sniveling, Oh Gawd, somebody's always
bullying me! And all I wanted was a good time!
Claire herded her into the cabin. We'll take you to your
husbandtonight. Come, let's wash up, and I'll help you put on your
Honest, will you? cried the woman, in high spirits, all grief put
aside. I got a dandy China silk dress, and some new white kid shoes!
My, Mr. Kloh, he won't hardly know me. He'll take me back. I know how
to handle him. That'll be swell, going back in an automobile. And I got
a new hair-comb, with genuine Peruvian diamonds. Say, you aren't
kidding me along?
In the light of the lantern Milt had kindled, Claire looked
questioningly at him. Both of them shrugged. Claire promised, Yes.
Tonight. If we can make it.
And will you jolly Mr. Kloh for me? Gee, I'll be awfully scared of
him. I swear, I'll wash his dishes and everything. He's a good man.
He Say, he ain't seen my new parasol, neither!
CHAPTER XXII. ACROSS THE ROOF OF THE
Claire dressed Dlorus, cooked a dinner of beet greens, potatoes, and
trout; and by bullying and great sweetness kept Dlorus from too many
trips to the gin bottle. Milt caught the trout, cut wood, locked in a
log shed Pinky's forlorn mining-tools. They started for North Yakima at
eight of the evening, with Dlorus, back in the spare seat, alternately
sobbing and to inattentive ears announcing what she'd say to the Old
Milt was devoted to persuading the huge cat of a car to tiptoe down
the slippery gouged ruts of the road, and Claire's mind was driving
with him. Every time he touched the foot-brake, she could feel the
strain in the tendons of her own ankle.
A mile down the main road they stopped at a store-post-office to
telephone back to Mr. Boltwood and Dr. Beach. On the porch was a man in
overalls and laced boots. He was lean and quick-moving. As he raised
his head, and his spectacles flashed, Claire caught Milt's arm and
gasped, Oh, my dear, I'm in a beautiful state of nerves. For a moment
I thought that was Jeff Saxton. I bet it is his astral body!
And you thought he was going to forbid your running away on this
fool expedition, and you were scared, chuckled Milt, as they sat in
Of course I was! And I still am! I know what he'll say afterward!
He is here, reasoning with me. Oughtn't I to be sensible?
Oughtn't I to have you leave me at the Beaches' before you startjolly
jaunt to take a strange woman to her presumably homicidal husband! Why
am I totally lacking in sense? Just listen to what Jeff is saying!
Of course you ought to go back, and let me drive alone. Absolutely
But you would like me to go along, wouldn't you!
Like you to? It's our last ride together, and that bloomin' old
Browning never thought of a ride together by midnight over the roof of
the world! No, it's really our first ride together, and
No, I sha'n't be gone, but Addressing herself to the astounded
overalled man on the porch, she declared, You're quite right, Jeff.
And Milt is wrong. Insane adventure. Only, it's wonderful to be young
enough to do insane adventures. Falling down abyssy places is so much
more interesting than bridge. I'm goinggoinggoing!... Milt, you
Don't you think you better?
No, siree! Father would forbid me. Try not to get himjust tell
Dr. Beach where we're going, and hang up, and scoot!
All night they drove; down the Pacific side of Blewett Pass; down
the sweeping spirals to a valley. Dlorus drowsed in the extra seat.
Claire's sleepy head was fantastically swaying. She was awakened by an
approaching roar and, as though she sat at a play, she watched a big
racing machine coming toward them, passing them with two wheels in the
ditch. She had only a thunderous glimpse of the stolid driver; a dark,
hooded, romantic figure, like a sailor at the helm in a storm.
Milt cried, Golly! May be a transcontinental racer! Be in New York
in five daysgoing night and daytake mud at fifty an hourcrack
mechanic right from the factorychange tires in three minutespeople
waiting up all night to give him gasoline and a sandwich! That's my
idea of fun!
Studying Milt's shadowed face, Claire considered, He could do it,
too. Sitting there at the wheel, taking danger and good road with the
same steadiness. Oh, he'swell, anyway, he's a dear boy.
But what she said was:
Less dramatic things for you, now, Milt. Trigonometry is going to
be your idea of fun; blueprints and engineering books.
Yes. I know. I'm going to do it. Do four years' work in threeor
two. I'll tack pages of formulas on the wall, in my bum hallroom, and
study 'em while I'm shaving. Oh, I'll be the grind! But learn to dance
the fox-trot, though! If America gets into the war, I'll get into the
engineering corps, and come back to school afterward.
Will the finances
I'll sell my garage, by mail. Rauskukle will take it. He won't rob
me of more than a thousand dollars on pricenot much more.
You're going to love Seattle. And we'll have some good tramps while
I'm there, you and I.
Honestly? Will you want to?
Do you suppose for one second I'd give up my feeling of free air?
If you don't come and get me, I'll call on you and make you come!
Warn you I'll probably be living over some beanery.
Probably. With dirty steps leading up to it. I'll sweep the steps.
I'll cook supper for you. I can do things, can't I! I did manage
Dlorus, didn't I!
He was murmuring, Claire, dear! when she changed her tone to the
echo of Brooklyn Heights, and hurried on, You do understand, don't
you! We'll be, uh, good friends.
Yes. He drove with much speed and silence.
Though they were devouring the dark road, though roadside rocks,
caught by the headlights, seemed to fly up at them, though they went on
forever, chased by a nightmare, Claire snuggled down in security. Her
head drooped against his shoulder. He put his arm about her, his hand
about her waist. She sleepily wondered if she ought to let him. She
heard herself muttering, Sorry I was so rude when you were so rude,
and her chilly cheek discovered that the smooth-worn shoulder of his
old blue coat was warm, and she wondered some more about the questions
of waists and hands andShe was asleep.
She awoke, bewildered to find that dawn was slipping into the air.
While she had slept Milt had taken his arm from about her and fished
out a lap-robe for her. Behind them, Dlorus was slumbering, with her
soft mouth wide open. Claire felt the luxury of the pocket of warmth
under the lap-robe; she comfortably stretched her legs while she
pictured Milt driving on all the night, rigid, tireless, impersonal as
the engineer of a night express.
They came into North Yakima at breakfast time, and found the house
of Mr. Kloh, a neat, bare, drab frame box, with tight small front and
back yards. Dlorus was awake, and when she wasn't yawning, she was
enjoying being hysterical.
Miss Boltwood, she whined, you go in and jolly him up.
Milt begged, Better let me do it, Claire.
They looked squarely at each other. No, I think I'd better, she
Right, Claire, butI wish I could do more things for you.
He lifted her stiff, cold little body from the car. His hands under
her arms, he held her on the running-board an instant, her eyes level
with his. Little sisterplucky little sister! he sighed. He lowered
her to the ground.
Claire knocked at the back door. To it came a bald, tired man, in an
apron wet at the knees. The kitchen floor was soaped, and a
scrubbing-brush rode amid the seas. A rather dirty child clung to his
hand. Trying to clean up, ma'am. Not very good at it. I hope you ain't
the Cruelty to Children lady. Willy looks mussed, but fact is, I just
can't get time to wash the clothes, but he means a terrible lot to me.
What was it? Will you step in?
Claire buttoned the child's rompers before she spoke. Then:
Mr. Kloh, I want to be perfectly honest with you. I've had word
from your wife. She's unhappy, and she loves and admires you more than
any other man in the world, and I think she would come backmisses the
The man wiped his reddened hands. I don't knowI don't wish her
no harm. Trouble was, I'm kind of pokey. I guess I couldn't give her
any good times. I used to try to go to dances with her, but when I'd
worked late, I'd get sleepy andShe's a beautiful woman, smart 's a
whip, and I guess I was too slow for her. No, she wouldn't never come
back to me.
She's out in front of the house nowwaiting!
Great Cæsar's ghost, and the floor not scrubbed! With a squawk of
anxiety he leaped on the scrubbing-brush, and when Milt and Dlorus
appeared at the door, Mr. Kloh and Miss Claire Boltwood were wiping up
the kitchen floor.
Dlorus looked at them, arms akimbo, and sighed, Hello, Johnny, my,
ain't it nice to be back, oh, you had the sink painted, oh, forgive me,
Johnny, I was a bad ungrateful woman, I don't care if you don't never
take me to no more dances, hardly any, Willy come here, dear, oh, he is
such a sweet child, my, his mouth is so dirty, will you forgive me,
Johnny, is my overcoat in the moth-balls?
When Mr. Kloh had gone off to the millthrice returning from the
gate to kiss Dlorus and to thank her rescuersClaire sat down and
yawningly lashed off every inch of Dlorus's fair white skin:
You're at it already; taking advantage of that good man's
forgiveness, and getting lofty with him, and rather admiring yourself
as a spectacular sinner. You are a lazy, ignorant, not very clean
woman, and if you succeed in making Mr. Kloh and Willy happy, it will
be almost too big a job for you. Now if I come back from Seattle and
find you misbehaving again
Dlorus broke down. You won't, miss! And I will raise chickens, like
he wanted, honest I will!
Then you may let me have a room to take a nap in, and perhaps Mr.
Daggett could sleep in there on the sofa, and we'll get rested before
we start back.
Both Milt and Dlorus meekly followed the boss.
It was noon before Milt and Claire woke, and discovered that Dlorus
had prepared for them scrambled eggs and store celery, served on an
almost clean table-cloth. Mr. Kloh came home for lunch, and while
Dlorus sat on his lap in the living-room, and repeated that she had
been a bad, naughty, 'ittle dirlwhat did the fellows say at the
mill? Milt and Claire sat dumpily on the back porch, regarding scenery
which featured of seven tin cans, a broken patent washing-machine, and
a rheumatic pear tree.
I suppose we ought to start, groaned Claire.
I have about as much nerve as a rabbit, and as much punch as a bale
of hay, Milt admitted.
We're like two children that have been playing too long.
But don't want to go home!
Quite! Though I don't think much of your idea of a playhousethose
tin cans. But it's better than having to be grown-up.
In the midst of which chatter they realized that Mr. Henry B.
Boltwood and Dr. Hooker Beach had come round the corner of the house,
and were gaping at them.
CHAPTER XXIII. THE GRAEL IN A BACK
YARD IN YAKIMA
I must say that you two have chosen a fine pastoral scene!
observed Mr. Boltwood.
Hhhhhhhhow did you get here? gasped Claire.
Auto 'bus over Blewett Pass, train here from Ellensburg. That
womaneverything all right?
Yes, everything's fine. We were just starting back, sir, implored
Awfully sorry, sir, to take Claire on such a hike
I don't blame you particularly. When that young woman gets an idea
into her head, the rest of us are pawns. Why, even meshe's dragged me
all over the Rocky Mountains. And I will admit, Claire, that it's been
good for me. But I begin to feel human again, and I think it's about
time I took charge. We'll catch the afternoon train for Seattle,
Claire. The trip has been extremely interesting, but I think perhaps
we'll call it enough. Daggett, want to get you to drive the Gomez on to
Seattle. Beach tells me your car is completely wrecked. Lose any money
No, sir. Had my roll in the bug. I'll have to go back to it and get
some clothes out of it, though.
Well, then, will you drive my car in? Charge me anywhere up to
fifty dollars, if you want to
I'd rather not
It's a perfectly honest jobI'd do it, too quick! Or if your
confounded pride won't let you charge anything, bring the car on
anyway. Come, dolly, I have a jitney here, please observe my graceful
use of 'jitney,' and I have the bags. We'll hustle to the station now.
No! No arguments, chick!
On the station platform, Claire and Milt were under the surveillance
of Mr. Boltwood, who was extremely irritable as every two minutes the
train was reported to be two minutes later. They tramped up and down,
speaking in lowered voices, very meek but in their joint naughtiness
That was a nice place to end a transcontinental drivein the back
yard of Mr. Johnny Kloh, with an unrestricted view of tin cans!
Still, your drive didn't end at Kloh's; it ended way up in the
Mr. Boltwood bumbled down on them: Another minute late! Like to
know what the matter is!
When Mr. Boltwood's impatiently waiting back was turned, Claire
gripped Milt's hand, and whispered to him, You see, I'm captured! I
thought I was father's lord and chauffeur, but he sniffs the smoke of
the ticker. In his mind, he's already back in the office, running
things. He'll probably turn me over to Jeff, for disciplining! You
won't let them change me back into a pink-face, will you? Come to tea,
at the Gilsons', just as soon as you reach Seattle.
TeaNow we're so near your Gilsons, I begin to get scared.
Wouldn't know what to do. Gee, I've heard you have to balance a tea-cup
and a sandwich and a hunk o' cake and a lot of conversation all at
once! I'd spill the tea, and drop crumbs, and probably have the butler
set on me.
You will not! And if you didcan't you see?it wouldn't matter!
It just wouldn't matter!
Honestly? Claire dear, do you know why I came on this trip? In
Schoenstrom, I heard you say you were going to Seattle. That moment, I
decided I would, too, and get acquainted with you, if murder would do
it. But, oh, I'm clumsy.
You've seen me clumsy, in driving. You taught me to get over it.
Perhaps I can teach you some things. And we'll
studytogetherevenings! I'm a thoroughly ignorant parasite woman.
Make me become real! A real woman!
Mr. Boltwood loomed on them. The train's coming, at last. We'll
have a decent sleep for once, at the Gilsons'. I've wired them to meet
us. He departed.
Terribly glad your father keeps coming down on us, because it
scares me so I get desperate, said Milt. Golly, I think I can hear
the train. I, uh, Claire, Claire dear
Milt, are you proposing to me? Please hurry, because that is the
train. Isn't it absurdsome day you'll have to propose all over again
formally, for the benefit of people like father, when you and I already
know we're partners! We've done things together, not just danced
together! When you're an engineer, you'll call me, and I'll come
a-running up to Alaska. And sometimes you'll come with me to
Brooklynwe'll be a couple of bombsThere's the train. Oh,
playmate, hurry with your engineering course! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Because when it's done, thenWhither thou goest, there I go also!
And you did bully me, you did, you did, and I like it, andYes,
father, the bags are right here. Telephone me, minute you reach
Seattle, dear, and we'll have a private lesson in balancing
tea-cupsYes, father, I have the tickets. So glad, dear, the trip
smashed up like thisshocked me into realitymade me realize I've
been with you every hour since I dismissed you, back in Dakota, and you
looked at me, big hurt eyes, like a child, andYes, father,
Pullman's at the back. Yes, I'm coming!
W-wait! D-did you know I was going to propose?
Yes. Ever since the Yellowstone. Been trying to think of a nice way
to refuse you. But there isn't any. You're like Pinkycan't get rid of
youhave t' adopt you. Besides, I've found out
You love me?
I don't know! How can I tell? But I do like to drive with my head
on your shoulder andYesssss, father, coming!
CHAPTER XXIV. HER OWN PEOPLE
Mr. Henry B. Boltwood was decorously asleep in a chair in the
observation car, and Claire, on the wide back platform, sat unmoving,
apparently devoted to agriculture and mountain scenery. But it might
have been noted that her hand clenched one of the wooden supports of
her camp-stool, and that her hunched back did not move.
When she had turned to follow her father into the train, Milt had
caught her shoulders and kissed her.
For half an hour that kiss had remained, a perceptible warm pressure
on her lips. And for half an hour she had felt the relief of gliding
through the mountains without the strain of piloting, the comfort of
having the unseen, mysterious engineer up ahead automatically drive for
her. She had caroled to her father about nearing the Pacific. Her
nervousness had expressed itself in jerky gaiety.
But when he had sneaked away for a nap, and Claire could no longer
hide from herself by a veil of chatter the big decision she had made on
the station platform, then she was lonely and frightenedand very
anxious to undecide the decision. She could not think clearly. She
could see Milt Daggett only as a solemn young man in an inferior
sweater, standing by the track in a melancholy autumnal light, waving
to her as the train pulled out, disappearing in a dun obscurity, less
significant than the station, the receding ties, or the porter who was,
in places known only to his secretive self, concealing her baggage.
She could only mutter in growing panic, I'm crazy. In-sane!
Pledging myself to this boy before I know how he will turn out. Will he
learn anything besides engineering? I know itI do want to stroke his
cheek andhis kiss frightened me, butWill I hate him when I see
him with nice people? Can I introduce him to the Gilsons? Oh, I was
mad; so wrought up by that idiotic chase with Dlorus, and so sure I was
a romantic heroine andAnd I'm simply an indecisive girl in a
Threatened by darkness and the sinister evening chill of the
mountains, with the train no longer cheerfully climbing the rocky ridge
but rumbling and snorting in the defiles, and startling her with
agitating forward leaps as though the brakes had let go, she could not
endure the bleak platform, and even less could she endure sitting in
the chair car, eyed by the smug touristspeople as empty of her
romance as they were incapable of her sharp tragedy. She balanced
forward to the vestibule. She stood in that cold, swaying, darkling
place that was filled with the smell of rubber and metal and grease and
the thunderous clash of steel on steel; she tried to look out into the
fleeing darkness; she tried to imagine that the train was carrying her
away from the pursuing enemyfrom her own weak self.
Her father came puffing and lip-pursing and jolly, to take her to
dinner. Mr. Boltwood had no tearing meditations; he had a healthy
interest in soup. But he glanced at her, across the bright, sleek
dining-table; he seemed to study her; and suddenly Claire saw that he
was a very wise man. His look hinted, You're worried, my dear, but
his voice ventured nothing beyond comfortable drawling stories to which
she had only, from the depth of her gloomy brooding, to nod
She got a great deal of satisfaction and horror out of watching two
traveling-men after dinner. Milt had praised the race, and one of the
two traveling-men, a slender, clear-faced youngster, was rather like
Milt, despite plastered hair, a watch-chain slung diagonally across his
waistcoat, maroon silk socks, and shoes of pearl buttons, gray tops,
and patent-leather bottoms. The other man was a butter-ball. Both of
them had harshly pompous voicesthe proudly unlettered voices of the
smoking compartment. The slender man was roaring:
Yes, sir, he's got a great proposition therebelieve me, he's got
a great propositionhe's got one great little factory there, take it
from me. He can turn out toothpicks to compete with Michigan. He's
simply piling up the shekelswhy say, he's got a house with eighteen
roomsevery room done different.
Claire wondered whether Milt, when the sting and faith of romance
were blunted, would engage in Great Propositions, and fight for the
recognition of histoothpicks. Would his creations be favorites in the
best lunch rooms? Would he pile up shekels?
Then her fretting was lost in the excitement of approaching Seattle
and their hostClaire's cousin, Eugene Gilson, an outrageously
prosperous owner of shingle-mills. He came from an old Brooklyn Heights
family. He had married Eva Gontz of Englewood. He liked music and wrote
jokey little letters and knew the addresses of all the best New York
shops. He was of Her Own People, and she was near now to the security
of his friendship, the long journey done.
Lights thicker and thickera factory illuminated by arc-lamps,the
baggagethe porterthe eager trail of people in the aisleclimbing
down to the platformred capspassing the puffing engine which had
brought them inthe procession to the gatefaces behind a
grillEugene Gilson and Eva wavingkisses, cries of How was the
trip? and Oh! Had won-derful drive!the huge station, and curious
waiting passengers, Jap coolies in a gang, lumbermen in corksthe
Gilsons' quiet car, and baggage stowed away by the chauffeur instead of
by their own tired handsstreets strangely silent after the tumult of
the trainSeattle and the sunset coast at last attained.
Claire had forgotten how many charming, most desirable things there
were in the world. The Gilsons drove up Queen Anne Hill to a
bay-fronting house on a breezy knoba Georgian house of holly hedge,
French windows, a terrace that suggested tea, and a great hall of
mahogany and white enamel with the hint of roses somewhere, and a fire
kindled in the paneled drawing-room to be seen beyond the hall. Warmth
and softness and the Gilsons' confident affection wrapped her around;
and in contented weariness she mounted to a bedroom of Bakst sketches,
a four-poster, and a bedside table with a black and orange electric
lamp and a collection of Arthur Symons' essays.
She sank by the bed, pitifully rubbed her cheek against the silk
comforter that was primly awaiting her commands at the foot of the bed,
and cried, Oh, four-posters are necessary! I can't give them
up! I won't! TheyNo one has a right to ask me. She mentally
stamped her foot. I simply won't live in a shack and take in washing.
It isn't worth it.
A bath, faintly scented, in a built-in tub in her own marble
bathroom. A preposterously and delightfully enormous Turkish towel. One
of Eva Gilson's foamy negligées. Slow exquisite dressingnot the
scratchy hopping over ingrown dirt, among ingrown smells, of a filthy
small-hotel bedroom, but luxurious wandering over rugs velvety to her
bare feet. A languid inspection of the frivolous colors and curves in
the drawings by Bakst and George Plank and Helen Dryden. A glance at
the richness of the toilet-table, at the velvet curtains that shut out
the common world.
Expanding to the comfort as an orchid to cloying tropic airs, she
drew on her sheerest chemise, her most frivolous silk stockings. In a
dreaming enervated joy she saw how smooth were her arms and legs; she
sleepily resented the redness of her wrists and the callouses of the
texture of corduroy that scored her palms from holding the steering
Yes, she was glad that she had made the experimentbut gladder that
she was safely in from the long dust-whitened way, back in her own
world of beauty; and she couldn't imagine ever trying it again. To
think of clumping out into that world of deliberate and brawling
Of one Milt Daggett she didn't think at all.
Gorgeously sleepyand gorgeously certain that by and by she would
go, not to a stingy hotel bed, with hound-dog ribs to cut into her
tired back, but to a feathery softness of slumbershe wavered down to
the drawing-room, and on the davenport, by the fire, with Victoria
chocolates by her elbow, and pillows behind her shoulders, she gossiped
of her adventure, and asked for news of friends and kin back East.
Eugene and Eva Gilson asked with pyrotechnic merriness about the
funny people she must have met along the road. With a subdued, hidden
unhappiness, Claire found that she could not mention Miltthat she was
afraid her father would mention Miltto these people who took it for
granted that all persons who did not live in large houses and play good
games of bridge were either queer or common; who believed that
their West was desirable in proportion as it became like the East; and
that they, though Westerners, were as superior to workmen with hard
hands as was Brooklyn Heights itself.
Claire tried to wriggle out from under the thought of Milt while,
with the Gilsons as the perfect audience, she improvised on the theme
of wandering. With certain unintended exaggerations, and certain not
quite accurate groupings of events, she described the farmers and
cowpunchers, the incredible hotels and garages. Indeed they had become
incredible to her own self. Obviously this silken girl couldn't
possibly take seriously a Dlorus Klohor a young garage man who said
Eva Gilson had been in Brooklyn within the month, and in a passion
of remembrance of home, Claire cried, Oh, do tell me about everybody.
I had such a good time with Amy Dorrance, said Mrs. Gilson. Of
course Amy is a little dull, but she's such an awfully good sort
andWe did have the jolliest party one afternoon. We went to lunch
at the Ritz, and a matinée, and we saw such an interesting manGene is
frightfully jealous when I rave about himI'm sure he was a
violinistsimply an exquisite thing he wasI wanted to kiss him. Gene
will now say, 'Why didn't you?'
And Gene said, Well, why didn't you? and Claire laughed,
and her toes felt warm and pink and good, and she was perfectly happy,
and she murmured, It would be good to hear a decent violinist again.
Oh! What had George Worlicht been doing, when you were home?
Don't you think Georgie is wonderful? fluttered Mrs. Gilson. He
makes me rue my thirty-six sad years. I think I'll adopt him. You know,
he almost won the tennis cup at Long Branch.
Georgie had a little mustache and an income, just enough income to
support the little mustache, and he sang inoffensively, and was always
winning tennis cupsalmostand he always said, at least once at every
party, The basis of savoir faire is knowing how to be rude to
the right people. Fire-enamored and gliding into a perfumed haze of
exquisite drowsiness, Claire saw Georgie as heroic and wise. But the
firelight got into her eyes, and her lids wouldn't stay open, and in
her ears was a soft humming as of a million bees in a distant meadow
golden-spangledand Gene was helping her upstairs; sleepiness
submerged her like bathing in sweet waters; she fumbled at buttons and
hooks and stays, let things lie where they felland of all that luxury
nothing was more pleasant than the knowledge that she did not have to
take precautions against the rats, mice, cockroaches, and all their
obscene little brothers whichon some far-off fantastic voyaging when
she had been young and foolishshe seemed to remember having found in
her own room. Then she was sinking into a bed like a tide of
rainbow-colored foam, sinking deep, deep, deep
And it was morning, and she perceived that the purpose of morning
light was to pick out surfaces of mahogany and orange velvet and glass,
and that only an idiot would ever leave this place and go about begging
dirty garage men to fill her car with stinking gasoline and oil.
The children were at breakfastchildren surely not of the same
species as the smeary-cheeked brats she had seen tumbling by roadsides
along the waysturdy Mason, with his cap of curls, and Virginia, with
bobbed ash-blond hair prim about her delicate face. They curtsied, and
in voices that actually had intonations they besought her, Oh, Cousin
Claire, would you pleasssssse tell us about drive-to-the-coast?
After breakfast, she went out on the terrace for the View.
In Seattle, even millionaires, and the I. W. W., and men with red
garters on their exposed shirt-sleeves who want to give you real
estate, all talk about the View. The View is to Seattle what the
car-service, the auditorium, the flivver-factory, or the price of coal
is to other cities. At parties in Seattle, you discuss the question of
whether the View of Lake Union or the View of the Olympics is the
better, and polite office-managers say to their stenographers as they
enter, How's your View this morning? All real-estate deeds include a
patent on the View, and every native son has it as his soundest belief
that no one in Tacoma gets a View of Mount Rainier.
Mrs. Gilson informed Claire that they had the finest View in
Below Claire was the harbor, with docks thrust far out into the
water, and steamers alive with smoke. Mrs. Gilson said they were Blue
Funnel Liners, loading for Vladivostok and Japan. The names, just the
names, shot into Claire's heart a wistful unexpressed desire that was
somehow vaguely connected with a Milt Daggett who, back in the
Middlewestern mud and rain, had longed for purple mountains and cherry
blossoms and the sea. But she cast out the wish, and lifted her eyes to
mountains across the soundnot purple mountains, but sheer silver
streaked with black, like frozen surf on a desolate northern shorethe
Olympics, two-score miles away.
Up there, one could camp, with a boy in a deteriorated sweater
singing as he watched the coffee
Hastily she looked to the left, across the city, with its bright new
skyscrapers, its shining cornices and masses of ranked windows, and the
exclamation-point of the tallest building outside of New Yorkfar
livelier than her own rusty Brooklyn. Beyond the city was a dun cloud,
but as she stared, far up in the cloud something crept out of the
vapor, and hung there like a dull full moon, aloof, majestic,
overwhelming, and she realized that she was beholding the peak of Mount
Rainier, with the city at its foot like white quartz pebbles at the
base of a tower.
A landing-stage for angels, she reflected.
It did seem larger than dressing-tables and velvet hangings and
But she dragged herself from the enticing path of that thought, and
sighed wretchedly, Oh, yes, he would appreciate Rainier, but howhow
would he manage a grape-fruit? I mustn't be a fool! I mustn't! She saw
that Mrs. Gilson was peeping at her, and she made herself say adequate
things about the View before she fled insidefled from her sputtering
In the afternoon they drove to Capitol Hill; they dropped in at
various pretty houses and met the sort of people Claire knew back home.
Between people they had Views; and the sensible Miss Boltwood, making a
philosophic discovery, announced to herself, After all, I've seen just
as much from this limousine as I would from a bone-breaking Teal bug.
Silly to make yourself miserable to see things. Oh yes, I will go
wandering some more, but not like a hobo. ButWhat can I say to him?
Good heavens, he may be here any time now, with our car. Oh,
whywhywhy was I insane on that station platform?
CHAPTER XXV. THE ABYSSINIAN PRINCE
Snoqualmie Pass lies among mountains prickly with rocks and burnt
stumps, but the road is velvet, with broad saucer curves; and to Milt
it was pure beauty, it was release from life, to soar up coaxing
inclines and slip down easy grades in the powerful car. No more Teals
for me, he cried, in the ecstasy of handling an engine that slowed to
a demure whisper, then, at a touch of the accelerator, floated up a
rise, effortless, joyous, humming the booming song of the joy in speed.
He suddenly hated the bucking tediousness of the Teal. The Gomez-Dep
symbolized his own new life.
So he came to Lake Washington, and just across it was the city of
his long dreams, the city of the Pacificand of Claire. There was no
ferry in sight, and he rounded the lake, struck a brick pavement,
rolled through rough woods, suburban villas, and petty business
streets, to a region of factories and mills, with the funnels of ships
And every minute he drove more slowly and became more uneasy.
The pavementthe miles of it; the ruthless lumbermills, with their
thousands of workmen quite like himself; the agitation of realizing
that every three minutes he was passing a settlement larger than
Schoenstrom; the strangeness of ships and all the cynical ways of the
seathe whole scene depressed him as he perceived how little of the
world he knew, and how big and contemptuous of Milt Daggetts that world
Huh! he growled. Quite some folks living here. Don't suppose they
spend such a whale of a lot of time thinking about Milt Daggett and
Bill McGolwey and Prof Jones. I guess most of these people wouldn't
think Heinie Rauskukle's store was so gosh-awful big. I wasn't scared
of Minneapolismuchbut there they didn't ring in mountains and an
ocean on you. And I didn't have to go up on the hill and meet folks
like Claire's relations, and figure out whether you shake hands
catch-as-catch-can or Corinthian. Look at that sawmill chimneyisn't
it nice of 'em to put the fly-screen over it so the flies won't get
down into the flames. No, they haven't got much more than a million
feet of lumber in that one pile. And here's a bum little furniture
storeit wouldn't cost more 'n about ten times all I've got to buy one
of those Morris chairs. Oh Gooooooosh, won't these houses ever stop?
Say, that must be a jitney. The driver snickered at me. Will the whole
town be onto me? Milt, you're a kind young fellow, and you know what's
the matter with Heinie's differential, but they don't need you here.
Quite a few folks to carry on the business. Gosh, look at that building
He had planned to stop at a hotel, to wash up, and to gallop to
Claire. Butwellwouldn't it maybe be better to leave the car at a
public garage, so the Boltwoods could get it when they wanted to? He'd
better just kind of look around before he tackled the watch-dog.
It was the public garage which finally crushed him. It was a garage
of enameled brick and colored tiles, with a plate-glass-enclosed office
in which worked young men clad as the angels. One of them wore a
carnation, Milt noted.
Huh! I'll write back and tell Ben Sittka that hereafter he's to
wear his best-Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes and a milkweed blossom when
he comes down to work at the Red Trail Garage!
Milt drove up the brick incline into a room thousands of miles long,
with millions of new and recently polished cars standing in lines as
straight as a running-board. He begged of a high-nosed colored
functionarynot in khaki overalls but in maroon liveryWhere'll I
put this boat?
The Abyssinian prince gave him a check, and in a tone of extreme
lack of personal interest snapped, Take it down the aisle to the
Milt had followed the natural lines of traffic into the city; he had
spoken to no one; the prince's snort was his welcome to Seattle.
Meekly he drove past the cars so ebon and silvery, so smug and
strong, that they would have regarded a Teal bug as an insult. Another
attendant waved him into the elevator, and Milt tried not to look
surprised when the car started, not forward, but upward, as though it
had turned into an aeroplane.
When these adventures were over, when he had had a shave and a
shine, and washed his hands, and looked into a department-store window
that contained ten billion yards of silk draped against polished
satinwood, when he had felt unhappy over a movie theater large enough
to contain ten times the population of Schoenstrom, and been cursed by
a policeman for jaywalking, and had passed a hotel entirely full of
diplomats and marble and caviarethen he could no longer put off
telephoning to Claire, and humbly, in a booth meant for an
umbrella-stand, he got the Eugene Gilson house, and to a female who
said Yes? in a tone which made it mean No! he ventured, May I
speak to Miss Boltwood?
Miss Boltwood, it seemed, was out.
He was not sorry. He was relieved. He ducked out of the
telephone-booth with a sensation of escape.
Milt was in love with Claire; she was to him the purpose of life; he
thought of her deeply and tenderly and longingly. All the way into
Seattle he had brooded about her; remembered her every word and
gesture; recalled the curve of her chin, and the fresh feeling of her
hands. But Claire had suddenly become too big. In her were all these
stores, these office buildings for clever lawyers and surgeons, these
contemptuous trolley cars, these careless people in beautiful clothes.
They were too much for him. Desperately he was pushing them
backbackfighting for breath. And she belonged with them.
He mailed the check for the stored car to her, with a notewritten
standing before a hacked wall-desk in a branch post-officewhich said
only, Here's check for the boat. Did not know whether you would have
room for it at house. Tried to get you on phone, phone again just as
soon as rent room etc. Hope having happy time, M.D.
He went out to the university. On the trolley he relaxed. But he did
not exultantly feel that he had won to the Pacific; he could not regard
Seattle now as a magic city, the Bagdad of modern caravans, with Alaska
and the Orient on one hand, the forests to the north, and eastward the
spacious Inland Empire of the wheat. He saw it as a place where you had
to work hard just to live; where busy policemen despised you because
you didn't know which trolley to take; where it was incredibly hard to
remember even the names of the unceasing streets; where the conductors
said Step lively! and there was no room to whistle, no time to swap
stories with a Bill McGolwey at an Old Home lunch-counter.
He found the university; he talked with the authorities about
entering the engineering school; the Y. M. C. A. gave him a list of
rooms; and, because it was cheap, he chose a cubbyhole in a flat over a
candy storea low room, which would probably keep out the rain, but
had no other virtues. It had one bed, one table, one dissipated bureau,
two straight bare chairs, and one venerable lithograph depicting a girl
with ringlets shaking her irritating forefinger at a high-church
The landlady consented to his importing an oil-stove for cooking his
meals. He bought the stove, with a box of oatmeal, a jar of bacon, and
half a dozen eggs. He bought a plane and solid geometry, and an
algebra. At dinner time he laid the algebra beside his plate of anemic
bacon and leaking eggs. The eggs grew cold. He did not stir. He was
reviewing his high-school algebra. He went down the pages, word by
word, steadily, quickly, absolutely concentratedas concentrated as he
would recently have been in a new problem of disordered transmission.
Not once did he stop to consider how glorious it would be to marry
Claireor how terrifying it would be to marry Miss Boltwood.
Three hours went by before he started up, bewildered, rubbed his
eyes, picked at the chill bacon and altogether disgusting eggs, and
rambled out into the street.
Again he risked the scorn of conductors and jitney drivers. He found
Queen Anne Hill, found the residence of Mr. Eugene Gilson. He sneaked
about it, slipped into the gate, prowled toward the house. Flabby from
the intensity of study, he longed for the stimulus of Claire's smile.
But as he stared up at the great squares of the clear windows, at the
flare of white columns in the porch-lights, that smile seemed
unreachable. He felt like a rustic at court. From the shelter of the
prickly holly hedge he watched the house. It was some kind of a
party?or what would folks like these call a party? Limousines were
arriving; he had a glimpse of silken ankles, frothy underskirts; heard
easy laughter; saw people moving through a big blue and silver room;
caught a drifting tremor of music.
At last he saw Claire. She was dancing with a young man as
decorative as that confounded Saxton fellow he had met at Flathead
Lake, but younger than Saxton, a laughing young man, with curly black
hair. For the first time in his life Milt wanted to kill. He muttered,
DamndamnDAMN! as he saw the young man carelessly embracing
His fingers tingling, his whole body yearning till every cell seemed
a beating hammer, Milt longed just once to slip his hand about Claire's
waist like that. He could feel the satin of her bodice and its warmth.
Then it seemed to him, as Claire again passed the window, that he
did not know her at all. He had once talked to a girl who resembled
her, but that was long ago. He could understand a Gomez-Dep and
appreciate a brisk sports-suit, but this girl was of a world
unintelligible to him. Her hair, in its dips and convolutions, was
altogether a puzzle. How did she ever fix it like that? Her low
evening dresswhat was it made ofsome white stuff, but was it silk
or muslin or what? Her shoulders were startling in their bare powdery
smoothnesshow dare that young pup dance with her? And her face,
that had seemed so jolly and friendly, floated past the window as pale
and illusive as a wisp of fog. His longing for her passed into clumsy
awe. He remembered, without resentment, that once on a hilltop in
Dakota she had coldly forbidden him to follow her.
With all the pleasure of martyrdomto make quite sure that he
should realize how complete a fool he had been to intrude on Miss
Boltwoodhe studied the other guests. He gave them, perhaps, a glory
they did not have. There were girls sleek as ivory. There was a lean
stooped man, very distinguished. There was a bulky man in a dinner
coat, with a semi-circle of mustache, and eyes that even at a distance
seemed to give impatient orders. He would be a big banker, or a
It was the easy friendliness of all of them that most made Milt feel
like an outsider. If a servant had come out and ordered him away, he
would have gone meekly ... he fancied.
He straggled off, too solidly unhappy to think how unhappy he was.
In his clammy room he picked up the algebra. For a quarter-hour he
could not gather enough vigor to open it. In his lassitude, his elbows
felt feeble, his fingers were ready to drop off. He slowly scratched
the book open
At one o'clock he was reading algebra, his face still and grim. But
already it seemed less heartily brick-red.
He listlessly telephoned to Claire, in the morning.
Hello? Oh! Miss Boltwood? This is Milt Daggett.
Oh! Oh, how are you?
Why, why I'mI've got settled. I can get into the engineering
school all right.
Uh, enjoying Seattle?
Oh! Oh yes. The mountainsDo you like it?
Oh! Oh yes. Sea and allGreat town.
Uh, w-when are we going to see you? Daddy had to go East, left you
his regards. W-when?
Whywhy I suppose you're awfulawfully busy, meeting people and
Yes, I am, rather, but Her hedging uncomfortable tone changed
to a cry of distress. Milt! I must see you. Come up at four this
He rushed to a small, hot tailor-shop. He panted Press m' suit
while I wait? They gave him a pair of temporary trousers, an
undesirable pair of trousers belonging to a short fat man with no taste
in fabrics, and with these flapping about his lean legs, he sat behind
a calico curtain, reading The War Cry and looking at a
fashion-plate depicting nine gentlemen yachtsmen each nine feet tall,
while the Jugoslav in charge unfeelingly sprinkled and ironed and
patted his suit.
He spent ten minutes in blacking his shoes, in his roomand twenty
minutes in getting the blacking off his fingers.
He was walking through the gate in the Gilson hedge at one minute to
But he had reached Queen Anne Hill at three. For an hour he had
walked the crest road, staring at the steamers below, alternately
gripping his hands with desire of Claire, and timorously finally
deciding that he wouldn't go to her housewouldn't ever see her again.
He came into the hall tremblingly expecting some great thing, some
rending scene, and she met him with a cool, Oh, this is nice. Eva had
some little white cakes made for us. He felt like a man who has asked
for a drink of cold charged water and found it warm and flat.
HowDandy house, he muttered, limply shaking her limp hand.
Yes, isn't it a darling. They do themselves awfully well here. I'm
afraid your bluff, plain, democratic Westerners are a fraud. I hear a
lot more about 'society' here than I ever did in the East. The sets
seem frightfully complicated. She was drifting into the drawing-room,
to a tapestry stool, and Milt was awkwardly stalking a large wing
chair, while she fidgeted:
Everybody tells me about how one poor dear soul, a charming lady
who used to take in washing or salt gold-mines or something, and she
came here a little while ago with billions and billions of dollars, and
tried to buy her way in by shopping for all the charities in town, and
apparently she's just as out of it here as she would be in London. You
and I aren't exclusive like that, are we!
Her you and I was too kindly, as though she was trying to put him
at ease, as though she knew he couldn't possibly be at ease. With a
horribly elaborate politeness, with a smile that felt hot on his
twitching cheeks, he murmured, Oh no. No, weNo, I guess
If he knew what it was he guessed, he couldn't get it out. While he
was trying to find out what had become of all the things there were to
say in the world, a maid came in with an astonishing objecta small,
red, shelved table on wheels, laden with silver vessels, and cake, and
sandwiches that were amazingly small and thin.
The maid was so starched that she creaked. She glanced at Milt
Claire didn't make him so nervous that he thought of his clothes, but
the maid did. He was certain that she knew that he had blacked his own
shoes, knew how old were his clothes. He was urging himself, Must get
new suit tomorrowready-mademustn't forget, nowbe sureget suit
tomorrow. He wanted to apologize to the maid for existing.... He
wouldn't dare to fall in love with the maid.... And he'd kill the man
who said he could be fool enough to fall in love with Miss Boltwood.
He sipped his tea, and dropped sandwich crumbs, and ached, and
panted, and peeped at the crushing quantities of pictures and sconces
and tables and chairs in the room, and wondered what they did with all
of them, while Claire chattered:
Yes, we weren't exclusive out on the road. Didn't we meet funny
people though! Oh, somehow that 'funny people' sounds familiar.
ButWhat fun that morning was atPellago, was it? Heavens, I'm
forgetting those beastly little towns alreadythat place where we
hazed the poor landlady who overcharged me.
Yes. He was thinking of how much Claire would forget, now. Yes.
We certainly fixed her, all right. Uhdid you get the storage check
for your car?
Oh yes, thank you. So nice of you to bother with it.
Oh, nothing at all, nothingNothing at all. UhDo you like
Oh yes. Such viewsthe mountainsDo you like it?
Oh yes. Always wanted to see the sea.
Yes, andSuch a well-built town.
Yes, andThey must do a lot of business here.
Yes, theyOh yes, I do like Seat
He had darted from his chair, brushed by the tea-wagon, ignoring its
rattle and the perilous tipping of cups. He put his hand on her
shoulder, snorted, Look here. We're both sparring for time. Stop it.
It'sit's all right, Claire. I want you to like me, but I'm notI'm
not like that woman you were telling about that's trying to butt in. I
know, Lord I know so well what you're thinking! You're thinking I'm not
up to the people you've been seeing last couple of daysnot up to 'em
yet, anyway. WellWe'll be good friends.
Fearless, now, his awe gone in tenderness, he lifted her chin,
looked straight into her eyes, smiled. But his courage was slipping. He
wanted to run and hide.
He turned abruptly, grumbling, Well, better get back to work now, I
Her cry was hungry: Oh, please don't go. She was beside him, shyly
picking at his sleeve. I know what you mean. I like you for being so
understanding. ButI do like you. You were the perfect companion.
Let'sOh, let's have a walkand try to laugh again.
He definitely did not want to stay. At this moment he did not love
her. He regarded her as an estimable young woman who, for a person so
idiotically reared, had really shown a good deal of pluck out on the
roadwhere he wanted to be. He stood in the hall disliking his old cap
while she ran up to put on a top coat.
Mute, casual, they tramped out of the house together, and down the
hill to a region of shabby old brown houses like blisters on the
hillside. They had little to say, and that little was a polite
reminiscence of incidents in which neither was interested.
When they came back to the Gilson hedge, he stopped at the gate,
with terrific respectableness removed his cap.
Good night, she said cheerily. Call me up soon again.
He did not answer Good night. He said Good-by; and he meant it
to be his last farewell. He caught her hand, hastily dropped it, fled
down the hill.
He was, he told himself, going to leave Seattle that evening.
That, doubtless, is the reason why he ran to a trolley, to get to a
department-store before it closed; and why, precipitating himself upon
a startled clerk, he purchased a new suit of chaste blue serge, a new
pair of tan boots (curiously like some he had seen on the university
campus that morning) and a new hat so gray and conservative and felty
that it might have been worn by Woodrow Wilson.
He spent the evening in reading algebra and geometry, and in telling
himself that he was beautifully not thinking about Claire.
In the midst of it, he caught himself at it, and laughed.
What you're doing, my friend, is pretending you don't like Claire,
so that you can hide from your fool self the fact that you're going to
sneak back to see her the first chance you getfirst time the
watch-dog is out. Seriously now, son, Claire is impossible for you. No
can do. Now that you've been chump enough to leave homeOh Lord, I
wish I hadn't promised to take this room for all winter. Wish I hadn't
matriculated at the U. But I'm here now, and I'll stick it out. I'll
stay here one year anyway, and go back home. Oh! And toBy Golly!
She liked me!
He was thinking of the wild-rose teacher to whom he had given a lift
back in Dakota. He was remembering her daintiness, her admiration.
Now there's somebody who'd make me keep climbing, but wouldn't
think I was a poor hick. If I were to drive back next spring, I could
CHAPTER XXVI. A CLASS IN ENGINEERING
The one thing of which Milt Daggett was certain was that now he had
managed to crawl into the engineering school, he must get his degree in
mechanical engineering. He was older than most of his classmates. He
must hurry. He must do four years' work in two.
There has never been a Freshman, not the most goggle-eyed and
earnest of them, who has seen less of classmates, thought less about
outside activities, more grimly centered the universe about his work.
Milt had sold his garage, by mail, to Ben Sittka and Heinie
Rauskukle. He had enough money to get through two years, with economy.
His life was as simple and dull as it had been in Schoenstrom. He
studied while he cooked his scrappy meals; he pinned mathematical
formulæ and mechanical diagrams on the wall, and pored over them while
he was dressingor while he was trying to break in the new shoes,
which were beautiful, squeaky, and confoundedly tight.
He was taking French and English and composition-writing in
addition to engineering, and he made out a schedule of life as
humorlessly as a girl grind who intends to be a Latin teacher. When he
was not at work, or furiously running and yanking chest-weights in the
gymnasium, he was attending concerts, lectures.
Studying the life about him, he had discovered that the best way to
save time was to avoid the lazy friendships of college; the
pipe-smoking, yawning, comfortable, rather heavy, altogether pleasant
wondering about what'll we do next? which occupies at least four
hours a day for the average man in college. He would have liked it, as
he had liked long talks about nothing with Bill McGolwey at the Old
Home Lunch. But he couldn't afford it. He had to be ready to
That was the point at which his reflections always came up with a
jolt. He was quite clear about the method of getting ready, but he
hadn't the slightest idea of what he was getting ready for. The moment
he had redecided to marry Claire, he saw that his only possible future
would be celibate machinery-installing in Alaska; and the moment he was
content with the prospect of an engineer's camp in Alaskan wilds, his
thoughts went crazily fluttering after Claire.
Despite his aloofness, Milt was not unpopular in his class. The
engineers had few of them the interest in dances, athletics, college
journalism, which distinguished the men in the academic course. They
were older, and more conscious of a living to earn. And Milt's
cheerful, How's the boy? his manner of waving his handas though to
a good customer leaving the Red Trail Garage with the generator at last
tamedindicated that he was a good fellow.
One group of collegians Milt did seek. It is true that he had been
genuine in scorning social climbers. But it is also true that the men
whom he sought to know were the university smart set. Their
satisfaction in his allegiance would have been lessened, however, had
they known how little he cared for what they thought of him, and with
what cruel directness he was using them as models for the one purpose
of pleasing Miss Claire Boltwood.
The American state universities admit, in a pleased way, that though
Yale and Harvard and Princeton may be snobbish, the state universities
are the refuge of a myth called college democracy. But there is no
university near a considerable city into which the inheritors of the
wealth of that city do not carry all the local social distinctions.
Their family rank, their place in the unwritten peerage, determines to
which fraternity they shall be elected, and the fraternity determines
with whommen and girlsthey shall be intimate. The sons and
daughters of Seattle and Tacoma, the scions of old families running in
an unbroken line clear back to 1880, were amiable to poor outsiders
from the Yakima valley and the new claims of Idaho, but they did not
often invite them to their homes on the two hills and the Boulevard.
Yet it was these plutocrats whom Milt followed; they whose boots and
table manners, cigarettes and lack of interest in theology, he studied.
He met them in his English class. He remarked Hello, Smith, and
Mornin', Jones, as though he liked them but didn't care a hang
whether they liked him. And by and by he drifted into their fraternity
dwelling-house, with a question about the next day's assignment, and
met their friends. He sat pipe-smoking, silent, cheerful, and they
seemed to accept him. Whenever one of them felt that Milt was
intruding, and asked impertinent questions in the manner of a Pullman
porter at a Darktown ball, Milt had a peculiar level look which had
been known to generate courtesy even in the offspring of a million
dollars. They found that he knew more about motor-cars than any of
them, and as motor-cars were among their greater gods, they considered
him wise. He was incomparably simple and unpretentious; they found his
But there is a question as to what they would have thought had they
known that, lying awake in the morning, Milt unsmilingly repeated:
Hair always straight down at the back. Never rounded. Nix on
clippers over the ears.
Matisse is a popular nut artist. Fashionable for the swells to
laugh at him, and the fellows on the college papers to rave about him.
Blinx and Severan the swellestthe smartest haberdashery in the
The one way to get in Dutch is to mention labor leaders.
Never say 'Pleased to meet you.' Just look about halfway between
bored and tol'able and say, 'How do you do?'
* * * * *
All these first three weeks of his life in Seattle, he had seen
Claire only on his first call. Twice he had telephoned to her. On one
of these high occasions she had invited him to accompany the family to
the theaterwhich meant to the moviesand he had wretchedly refused;
the other time she had said that she might stay in Seattle all winter,
and she might go any day, and they must be sure to have that good long
walk; and he had said oh yes, ten or twelve unhappy times, and had
felt very empty as he hung up the receiver.
Then she wrote to invite him to late Sunday breakfast at the
Gilsons'they made a function of it, and called it bruncheon. The hour
was given as ten-thirty; most people came at noon; but Milt arrived at
ten-thirty-one, and found only a sleepy butler in sight.
He waited in the drawing-room for five minutes, feeling like a
bill-collector. Into the room vaulted a medium-sized, medium-looking,
amiable man, Eugene Gilson, babbling, Oh, I say, so sorry to keep you
waiting, Mr. Daggett. Rotten shame, do come have a bun or something,
frightfully informal these bruncheons, play auction?
Zallrightno, said Milt.
The host profusely led him to a dining-room wherein English
fashion, or something like English fashion, or anyway a close
approximation to the fictional pictures of English fashionkidneys and
sausages and omelets waited in dishes on the side-board. Mr. Gilson
poured coffee, and chanted:
Do try the kidneys. They're usually very fair. Miss Boltwood tells
me that you were very good to her on the trip. Must have been jolly
trip. You going to be in town some time, oh yes, Claire said you were
in the university, engineering, wasn't it? have you ever seen our
lumbermills, do drop around someTry the omelet before the beastly
thing gets cold, do you mind kicking that button, we'll have some more
omelet inany time at the mill and I'll be glad to have some one show
you through, how did you find the roads along the Red Trail?
Why, pretty fair, said Milt.
Into the room precipitated Mrs. Gilson, in a smile, a super-sweater,
and a sports skirt that would have been soiled by any variety of sport
more violent than pinochle, and she was wailing as she came:
We're disgraced, Gene, is this Mr. Daggett? how do you do, so good
of you to come, do try the kidneys, they're usually quite decent, are
the omelets warm, you might ring for some more, Gene, for heaven's sake
give me some coffee, Miss Boltwood will be right down, Mr. Daggett, she
told us how fortunate they were that they met you on the road, did you
like the trip, how were the roads?
Why, they were pretty good, said Milt.
Claire arrived, fresh and serene in white taffeta, and she cried
prettily, I ought to have known that you'd be prompt even if no one
else in the world is, so glad you came, have you tried the kidneys, and
do have anoh, I see you have tried the omelets, how goes the work at
Why, fine, said Milt.
He ate stolidly, and looked pleased, and sneaked in a glance at his
new (and still tight and still squeaky) tan boots to make sure that
they were as well polished as they had seemed at home.
From nowhere appeared a bustling weighty woman, purring, Hello,
hello, hello, is it possible that you're all upMr. Daggett. Yes, do
lead me to the kidneys.
And a man with the gray hair of a grandfather and the giggle of a
cash-girl bounced in clamoring, Mornin'expected to have bruncheon
alonedo we have some bridge? Oh, good morning, Mr. Daggett, how do
you like Seattle? Oh, thanks so much, yes, just two.
Then Milt ceased to keep track of the conversation, which bubbled
over the omelets, and stewed over the kidneys, and foamed about the
coffee, and clashed above a hastily erected bridge table, and
altogether sounded curiously like four cars with four quite different
things the matter with them all being tried out at once in a small
garage. People flocked in, and nodded as though they knew one another
too well to worry about it. They bowed to him charmingly, and instantly
forgot him for the kidneys and sausages. He sat looking respectable and
feeling lonely, by a cup of coffee, till Clairedropping the highly
unreal smile with which she had been listening to the elderly beau's
account of a fishing-trip he hadn't quite got around to takingslipped
into a chair beside him and begged, Are they looking out for you,
Oh yes, thank you.
You haven't been to see me.
Oh no, butWorking so darn hard.
What a strikingly original reason! But have you really?
Suddenly he wantedeternal man, forever playing confidential small
boy to the belovedto tell her about his classes and acquaintances; to
get pity for his bare room and his home-cooking. But round them blared
the brazen interest in kidneys, and as Claire glanced up with much
brightness at another arrival, Milt lost momentum, and found that there
was absolutely nothing in the world he could say to her.
He made a grateful farewell to the omelets and kidneys, and escaped.
He walked many miles that day, trying to remember how Claire looked.
CHAPTER XXVII. THE VICIOUSNESS OF
What did you think of my nice Daggett boy? Claire demanded of Eva
Gilson, the moment bruncheon was over.
Which one wasOh, the boy you met on the road? Why, really, I
didn't notice him particularly. I'd rather fancied from the way you
referred to him that he was awfully jolly and forceful, but rather
crude. But I didn't notice him at all. He seemed perfectly well-bred,
but slightly heavy.
No, he isn't thatHeWhy did you lead spades? reflected
They were in the drawing-room, resting after the tact and tumult of
the bruncheon. Claire had been here long enough now for the Gilsons to
forget her comfortably, and be affectionate and quarrelsome and
natural, and to admit by their worrying that even in their exalted
social position there were things to fuss about.
I do think we ought to have invited Belle Torrens, fretted Mrs.
Gilson. We've simply got to have her here soon.
Mr. Gilson speculated intensely, But she's the dullest soul on
earth, and her husband spends all his spare time in trying to think up
ways of doing me dirt in business. Oh, by the way, did you get the
water tap in the blue room fixed? It's dripping all the time.
No, I forgot it.
Well, I do wish you'd have it attended to. It simply drips
all the time.
I know. I intended to 'phone the plumberCan't you 'phone him
tomorrow, from the office?
No, I haven't time to bother with it. But I do wish you would. It
keeps on dripping
I know, it doesn't seem to stop. Well, you remind me of it in the
I'm afraid I'll forget. You better make a note of it. If it keeps
on dripping that way, it's likely to injure something. And I do wish
you'd tell the Jap not to put so much parsley in the omelet. And I say,
how would an omelet be with a butter sauce over it?
Oh, no, I don't think so. An omelet ought to be nice and dry.
Butter makes it so greasybesides, with the price of butter
But there's a richness to butterYou'd better make a note about
the tap dripping in the blue room right now, before you forget it. Oh!
Why in heaven's name did we have Johnny Martin here? He's dull as
I know, butIt is nice to go out to his place on the Point. Oh,
Gene, I do wish you'd try and remember not to talk about your business
so much. You and Mr. Martin were talking about the price of lumber for
at least half an hour
Nothing of the kind. We scarcely mentioned it. Oh! What car are you
going to use this afternoon? If we get out to the Barnetts', I thought
we might use the limousineOr no, you'll probably go out before I
do, I have to read over some specifications, and I promised to give
Will a lift, couldn't you take the Loco, maybe you might drive
yourself, no, I forgot, the clutch is slipping a little, well, you
might drive out and send the car back for mestill, there wouldn't
hardly be time
Listening to them as to a play, Claire suddenly desired to scream,
Oh, for heaven's sake quit fussing! I'm going up and drown myself in
the blue-room tap! What does it matter! Walk! Take a surface car! Don't
Her wrath came from her feeling of guilt. Yes, Milt had been
commonplace. Had she done this to him? Had she turned his cheerful
ignorances into a careful stupor? And she felt stuffy and choking and
overpacked with food. She wanted to be out on the road, clear-headed,
forcing her way through, an independent human beingwith Milt not too
Mrs. Gilson was droning, I do think Mattie Vincent is so nice.
Rather dull I'd call her, yawned Mr. Gilson.
Mattie was the seventh of their recent guests whom he had called
dull by now.
Not at alloh, of course she doesn't dance on tables and quote
Maeterlinck, but she does have an instinct for the niceties and the
proprietiesher little house is so sweeteverything just exactly
rightit may be only a single rose, but always chosen so carefully to
melt into the background; and such adorable chinaI simply die of envy
every time I see her Lowestoft plates. And such a quiet way of
reproving any bad tastethe time that crank university professor was
out there, and spoke of the radical labor movement, and Mattie just
smiled at him and said, 'If you don't mind, let's not drag filthy
lumberjacks into the drawing-roomthey'd hate it just as much as we
would, don't you think, perhaps?'
Oh, damn nice china! Oh, let's hang all spinsters who are
brightly reproving, Claire was silently raging. And particularly and
earnestly confound all nicety and discretion of living.
She tried to break the spell of the Gilsons' fussing. She
false-heartedly fawned upon Mr. Gilson, and inquired:
Is there anything very exciting going on at the mills, Gene?
Exciting? asked Mr. Gilson incredulously. Why, how do you mean?
Don't you find business exciting? Why do you do it then?
Oh, wellllllOf courseOh, yes, exciting in a way. Well
Well, we've had a jolly interesting time making staves for candy
pailspromises to be wonderfully profitable. We have a new way of
cutting them. But you wouldn't be interested in the machinery.
Of course not. You don't bore Eva with your horrid, headachy
business-problems, do you? Claire cooed, with low cunning.
Indeed no. Don't think a chap ought to inflict his business on his
wife. The home should be a place of peace.
Yes, said Claire.
But she wasn't thinking Yes. She was thinking, Milt, what worries
me now isn't how I can risk letting the 'nice people' meet you. It's
how I can ever waste you on the 'nice people.' Oh, I'm spoiled for
cut-glass-and-velvet afternoons. Eternal spiritual agony over blue-room
taps is too high a price even for four-poster beds. I want to be
driving! hiking! living!
That afternoon, after having agreed that Mr. Johnny Martin was a
bore, Mr. and Mrs. Gilson decided to run out to the house of Mr. Johnny
Martin. They bore along the lifeless Claire.
Mr. Martin was an unentertaining bachelor who entertained. There
were a dozen supercilious young married people at his bayside cottage
when the Gilsons arrived. Among them were two eyebrow-arching young
matrons whom Claire had not metMrs. Corey and Mrs. Betz.
We've all heard of you, Miss Boltwood, said Mrs. Betz. You come
from the East, don't you?
Yes, fluttered Claire, trying to be cordial.
Mrs. Corey and Mrs. Betz looked at each other in a motionless wink,
and Mrs. Corey prodded:
From New York?
No. Brooklyn. Claire tried not to make it too short.
Oh. The tacit wink was repeated. Mrs. Corey said brightlymuch
too brightlyI was born in New York. I wonder if you know the
Now Claire knew the Dudenants. She had danced with that young ass
Don Dudenant a dozen times. But the devil did enter into her and
possess her, and, to Eva Gilson's horror, Claire said stupidly, No-o,
but I think I've heard of them.
The condemning wink was repeated.
I hear you've been doing such interesting thingsmotoring and
adventuringyou must have met some terrible people along the way,
fished Mrs. Betz.
Yes, everybody does seem to feel that way. But I'm afraid I found
them terribly nice, flared Claire.
I always say that common people can be most agreeable, Mrs. Corey
patronized. Before Claire could kill herthere wasn't any homicidal
weapon in sight except a silver tea-strainerMrs. Corey had pirouetted
on, Though I do think that we're much too kind to workmen and allthe
labor situation is getting to be abominable here in the West, and upon
my word, to keep a maid nowadays, you have to treat her as though she
were a countess.
Why shouldn't maids be like countesses? They're much more
important, said Claire sweetly.
It cannot be stated that Claire had spent any large part of her time
in reading Karl Marx, leading syndicalist demonstrations, or hemming
red internationalist flags, but at this instant she was a complete
revolutionist. She could have executed Mrs. Corey and pretty Mrs. Betz
with zeal; she disliked the entire bourgeoisie; she looked around for a
Jap boy to call comrade and she again thought about the possibilities
of the tea-strainer for use in assassination. She stolidly wore through
the combined and exclamatory explanations of Mrs. Corey, Mrs. Betz,
Mrs. Gilson, and Mr. Johnny Martin about the inherent viciousness of
all maids, and when the storm was over, she said in a manner of honey
You were speaking of the Dudenants, weren't you, Mrs. Corey? I do
remember them now. Poor Don Dudenant, isn't it a pity he's such a fool?
His father is really a very decent old bore.
I, observed Mrs. Corey, in prim horror, regard the Dudenants as
extremely delightful people. I fancy we must be thinking of different
families. I mean the Manhattan Dudenants, not the Brooklyn family.
Oh, yes, I meant the Manhattan family, toothe one that made its
fortune selling shoddy woolens in the Civil War, caressed Claire.
Right there, her welcome by Mrs. Corey and Mrs. Betz ceased; and
without any of the unhappiness which the thought would have caused her
three months before, Claire reflected, How they hate me!
The Gilsons had a number of thoughts upon the subject of tact to
express to Claire on the way home. But she, who had always smiled, who
had been the obedient guest, shrugged and snapped, They're idiots,
those young women. They're impertinent shopgirls in good frocks. I like
your Seattle. It's a glorious city. And I love so many of the fine,
simple, real people I've met here. I admire your progress. I do know
how miraculously you've changed it from a mining camp. But for heaven's
sake don't forget the good common hardiness of the miners. Somehow,
London social distinctions seem ludicrous in American cities that
twenty years ago didn't have much but board sidewalks and saloons. I
don't care whether it's Seattle or Minneapolis or Omaha or Denver, I
refuse to worry about the Duchess of Corey and the Baroness Betz and
all the other wonderful imitations of gilt. When a pair of
finishing-school flappers like Betz and Corey try to impress me with
their superiority to workmen, and their extreme aristocracy and
Easternness, they make me tired. I am the East!
She had made peace with the Gilsons by night; she had been
reasonably repentant about not playing the game of her hosts; but
inside her eager heart she snuggled a warm thought. She remembered how
gaily she had once promised, out on the road, to come to Milt's room
and cook for him. She thought of it with homesick desire. His room
probably wasn't particularly decorative, and she doubted his having an
electric range, but it would be fun to fry eggs again, to see him
fumbling with the dish-washing, to chatter and plan golden futures, and
not worry about the opinions of Mrs. Corey and Mrs. Betz.
The next afternoon the limousine was not busy and she borrowed it,
with the handsome Greek chauffeur.
She gave him an address not far from the university.
He complained, Pardon me, miss, but I think you have the wrong
number. That block is a low quarter.
Probably! But that's the right number!
He raised his Athenian eyebrows, and she realized what a mistake she
had made in not bringing the lethal tea-strainer along. When they had
stopped in front of a cheap candy-store, he opened the door of the car
with such frigid reserve that she thought seriously about slapping him.
She climbed the stingy, flapping stairs, and knocked at the first
door in the upper hall. It was opened by a large apron, to which a
sleepy woman was an unimportant attachment, and out of the mass of
apron and woman came a yawning, Mr. Daggett's room is down the hall on
Claire knocked at a door which had at various epochs been blue,
yellow, and pink, and now was all three. No answer. She tried the knob,
She could not tell whether it was the barrenness of the room, or
Milt's carefulness, that caught her. The uncarpeted boards of the floor
were well swept. He had only one plate, one spoon, but they were
scoured, and put away on newspaper-covered shelves in a cupboard made
of a soap-box. Behind a calico curtain was his new suit, dismayingly
neat on its hanger. On the edge of the iron sink primly washed and
spread out to dry, was a tattered old rag. At the sight of it, at the
thought of Milt solemnly washing dishes, the tears began to creep to
There was but one picture in the rooma half-tone of a girl,
clipped from a magazine devoted to actresses. The name was cut off. As
she wondered at it, Claire saw that the actress was very much like
The only other ornament was a papier-mâché figure of a cat, a cat
reminiscent of the Lady Vere de Vere. Claire picked it up. On the
bottom was the price-markthree cents.
It was the price-mark that pierced her. She flung across the room,
dropped on his creaky cot-bed, howled, Oh, I've been a beasta
beasta beast! All the pretty thingslimousines and marble
bathsthinking so much of them, and not wanting them for him!
And he with so little, with just nothinghe that would appreciate
jolly things so muchhere in this den, and making it as tolerable as
he canand me half ashamed of him instead of fighting for himI
belong with Corey and Betz. Oh, I'm so ashamed, so bitterly ashamed.
She patted his bed smooth with nervous eager fingers.
She scraped a pin-point of egg-yolk off a platter.
Before she had been home five minutes she had written a note asking
him to tea for next day.
CHAPTER XXVIII. THE MORNING COAT OF
MR. HUDSON B. RIGGS
Mr. Hudson B. Riggs now enters the talesomewhat tardily, and
making a quick exit, all in a morning coat too tight about the
shoulders, and a smile of festivity too tight about the lips. He looked
as improbable as an undertaker's rubber-plant. Yet in his brief course
he had a mighty effect upon the progress of civilization as exemplified
in the social career of Mr. Milton Daggett.
Mr. Riggs had arrived at a golden position in Alaskan mining
engineering by way of the farm, the section gang, the surveyor's chain,
and prospecting; and his thick hands showed his evolution. His purpose
in life was to please Mrs. Riggs, and he wasn't ever going to achieve
his purpose in life. She wore spangles, and her corsets creaked, and
she smiled nervously, and could tell in a glance quicker than the 1/100
kodak shutter whether or not a new acquaintance was worth
cultivating. She had made Mr. Riggs thoroughly safe and thoroughly
unhappy in the pursuit of society. He stood about keeping from doing
anything he might want to, and he was profusely polite to young cubs
whom he longed to have in his officeso that he could get even with
What Mr. Riggs wanted to do, at the third large tea given by Mrs.
Gilson for Miss Claire Boltwood, was to sneak out on the sun-porch and
play over the new records on the phonograph; but the things he had
heard from Mrs. Riggs the last time he'd done that had convinced him
that it was not a wise method of escape. So he stood by the
fireplacesafe on one side at leastand ate lettuce sandwiches, which
he privately called cow feed, and listened to a shining, largely
feminine crowd rapidly uttering unintelligible epigrams from which he
caught only the words, Ripping handtrained nursewhipcordreally
worth seeinglost the ball near the second holemost absurd
personnew maidthanks so much. He was hoping that some one would
come around and let him be agreeable. He knew that he stood the ride
home with Mrs. Riggs much better after he had been agreeable to people
he didn't like.
What Mr. Riggs did not know was that a young man in uninteresting
blue, who looked like a good tennis-player, was watching him. It wasn't
because he detected a fellow soul in purgatory but because he always
was obsequious outside of his office that Mr. Riggs bowed so profusely
that he almost lost his tea-cup, when the young man in blue drifted to
him and suggested, I hear you're in the Alaskan mining-game, Mr.
Do you get up there much now?
No, not much.
I hope to hit Alaska some dayI'm taking engineering at the U.
Do you? Straight? Mr. Riggs violently set his cup down on a
tableMrs. Riggs would later tell him that he'd put it down in the
wrong place, but never mind. He leaned over Milt and snarled, Offer me
a cigarette. I don't know if they smoke here, and I dassn't be the
first to try. Say, boy, AlaskaI wish I was there now! Say, it beats
all hell how good tea can taste in a tin cup, and how wishy-washy it is
in china. Boy, I don't know anything about you, but you look all right,
and when you get ready to go to Alaska, you come to me, and I'll see if
I can't give you a chance to go up there. But don't ever come back!
When the crowd began bubblingly to move toward the door, Milt
prepared to moveand bubblewith them. Though Claire's note had
sounded as though she was really a little lonely, at the tea she had
said nothing to him except, So glad you came. Do you know Dolly
Ransome? Dolly, this is my nice Mr. Daggett. Take him and make him
Dolly hadn't made him in the least happy. She had talked about
tennis; she had with some detail described her remarkable luck in
beating one Sally Saunders three sets. Now Milt was learning tennis. He
was at the present period giving two hours a week to tennis, two to
dancing, two to bridge. But he preferred cleaning oil-wells to any of
these toilsome accomplishments, and it must sadly be admitted that all
the while he was making his face bright at Dolly, he was wondering what
would happen if he interrupted Dolly's gurgling, galloping, giggling
multitudinousness by shouting, Oh, shut up!
When it seemed safe to go, and he tried to look as though he too
were oozing out to a Crane-Simplex, Claire slipped beside him, soft as
a shadow, and whispered, Please don't go. I want to talk to you.
Please! There was fluttering wistfulness in her voice, though
instantly it was gone as she hastened to the door and was to be heard
asserting that she did indeed love Seattle.
Milt looked out into the hall. He studied a console with a curious
black and white vase containing a single peacock feather, and a gold
mirror shimmering against a gray wall.
Lovely stuff. I like that mirror. Like a slew in the evening. But
it isn't worth being a slave for. I'm not going to be a Mr. Riggs. Poor
devil, he's more of a servant than any of these maids. Certainly am
sorry for that poor fish. He'll have a chance to take his coat off and
sit down and smokewhen he's dead!
The guests were gone; the Gilsons upstairs. Claire came running,
seized Milt's sleeve, coaxed him to the davenport in the
drawing-roomthen sighed, and rubbed her forehead, and looked so tired
that he could say nothing but, Hope you haven't been overdoing.
No, justjust talking too much.
He got himself to say, Miss Ransomethe one that's nuts about
tennisshe's darn nice.
Yes, she'sshe'sWhat do you hear from your father?
Oh, he's back at work.
Trip do him good?
Oh, a lot.
Milt! Tell me about you. What are you doing? What are you studying?
How do you live? Do you really cook your own meals? Do you begin to get
your teeth into the engineering? Oh, do tell me everything. I want to
know, so much!
There isn't a whole lot to tell. Mostly I'm getting back into math.
Been out of touch with it. I find that I know more about motors than
most of the fellows. That helps. And about livingoh, I keep
conservative. Did you know I'd sold my garage?
Oh, I didn't, I didn't!
He wondered why she said it with such stooping shame, but he went on
mildly, Well, I got a pretty good price, but of course I don't want to
take any chances on running short of coin, so I'm not splurging much.
And He looked at his nails, and whistled a bar or two, and turned
his head away, and looked back with a shy, And I'm learning to play
bridge and tennis and stuff!
Oh, my dear! It was a cry of pain. She beat her hands for a moment
before she murmured, When are we going to have our lessons in
dancingand in making an impression on sun-specks like Dolly Ransome?
I don't know, he parried. Then, looking at her honestly, he
confessed, I don't believe we're ever going to. Claire, I can't do it.
I'm no good for this tea game. You know how clumsy I was. I spilled
some tea, and I darn near tripped over some woman's dress andOh,
I'm not afraid of them. Now that I get a good close look at this bunch,
they seem pretty much like other folks, except maybe that one old dame
says 'cawn't.' But I can't do the manners stunt. I can't get myself to
give enough thought to how you ought to hold a tea-cup.
Oh, those things don't matterthey don't matter! Besides,
everybody likes youonly you're so terribly cautious that you never
let them see the force and courage and all that wonderful sweet dear
goodness that's in you. And as for your mannersheaven knows I'm no P.
G. Wodehouse valet. But I'll teach you all I know.
Claire, I appreciate it a lot butI'm not so darn sure I want to
learn. I'm getting scared. I watched that bird named Riggs here today.
He's a regular fellow, or he was, but now he's simply lost in the
shuffle. I don't want to be one of the million ghosts in a city.
Seattle is bad enoughit's so big that I feel like a no-see-um in a
Norway pine reserve. But New York would be a lot worse. I don't want to
be a Mr. Riggs.
Yes, butI'm not a Mrs. Riggs!
What do you
He did not finish asking her what she meant. She was in his arms;
she was whispering, My heart is so lonely; and the room was still.
The low sun flooded the windows, swam in the mirror in the hall, but
they did not heed, did not see its gliding glory.
Not till there was a sound of footsteps did she burst from his arms,
spring to her reflection in the glass of a picture, and shamefacedly
murmur to him over her shoulder, My hairit's a terrible giveaway!
He had followed her; he stood with his arm circling her shoulder.
She begged, No. Please no. I'm frightened. Let'soh, let's have a
walk or something before you scamper home.
Look! My dear! Let's run away, and explore the town, and not come
back till late evening.
They walked from Queen Anne Hill through the city to the docks.
There was nothing in their excited, childish, Oh, see that! and
There's a dandy car! and Ohhhhh, that's a Minnesota licensewonder
who it is? to confess that they had been so closely, so hungrily
They swung along a high walk overlooking the city wharf. They saw a
steamer loading rails and food for the government railroad in Alaska.
They exclaimed over a nest of little, tarry fishing-boats. They watched
men working late to unload Alaska salmon.
They crossed the city to Jap Town and its writhing streets, its dark
alleys and stairways lost up the hillsides. They smiled at black-eyed
children, and found a Japanese restaurant, and tried to dine on raw
fish and huge shrimps and roots soaked in a very fair grade of
light-medium motor oil.
With Milt for guide, Claire discovered a Christianity that was not
of candles and shifting lights and insinuating music, nor of carpets
and large pews and sound oratory, but of hoboes blinking in rows, and
girls in gospel bonnets, and little silver and crimson placards of
Bible texts. They stopped on a corner to listen to a Pentecostal
brother, to an I. W. W. speaker, to a magnificent negro who boomed in
an operatic baritone that the Day of Judgment was coming on April 11,
1923, at three in the morning.
In the streets of Jap Town, in cheap motion-picture theaters, in
hotels for transient workmen, she found life, running swift and eager
and many-colored; and it seemed to her that back in the house of
four-posters and walls of subdued gray, life was smothered in the very
best pink cotton-batting. Milt's delight in every picturesque dark
corner, and the colloquial eloquence of the street-orators, stirred
her. And when she saw a shopgirl caress the hand of a slouching beau in
threadbare brown, her own hand slipped into Milt's and clung there.
But they came shyly up to the Gilson hedge, and when Milt chuckled,
Bully walk; let's do it again, she said only, Oh, yes, I did like
it. Very much.
He had abruptly dropped his beautiful new felt hat. He was clutching
her arms, demanding, Can you like me? Oh my God, Claire, I can't play
at love. I'm madI just live in you. You're my blood and soul. Can I
becomethe kind of man you like?
My dear! She was fiercely addressing not him alone but the Betzes
and Coreys and Gilsons and Jeff Saxtons, don't you forget for one
moment that all these peoplehere or Brooklyn eitherthat seem so
aloof and amused, are secretly just plain people with enamel on, and
you're to have the very best enamel, if it's worth while. I'm not sure
that it is
You're going to kiss me!
No! Please no! I don'tI don't understand us, even now. Can't we
be just playmates a while yet? ButI do like you!
She fled. When she reached the hall she found her eyelids wet.
It was the next afternoon
Claire was curled on the embroidered linen counterpane of her bed,
thinking about chocolates and Brooklyn and driving through Yellowstone
Park and corn fritters and satin petticoats versus crêpe de chine
and Mount Rainier and Milt and spiritualism and manicuring, when Mrs.
Gilson prowled into her room and demanded Busy? so casually that
Claire was suspicious.
No. Not very. Something up?
A nice party. Come down and meet an amusing man from Alaska.
Claire took her time powdering her nose, and ambled downstairs and
into the drawing-room, to find
Jeff Saxton, Mr. Geoffrey Saxton, who is the height of Brooklyn
Heights, standing by the fireplace, smiling at her.
CHAPTER XXIX. THE ENEMY LOVE
But at second glancewas it Jeff? This man was tanned to a thick
even brown in which his eyes were startlingly white. His hands were
burned red; there was a scar across one of them; and he was standing
with them cockily at his hips, all unlike the sleekly, noisily quiet
Jeff of Brooklyn. He was in corduroy trousers and belted corduroy
jacket, with a khaki-colored flannel shirt.
But his tranquilly commanding smile was Jeff's, and his lean grace;
and Jeff's familiar amused voice greeted her paralyzed amazement with:
Hello, pard! Ain't I met you some place in Montana?
Just landed from Alaska. Had to run up there from California. How
are you, little princess?
His hand was out to her, then both hands, beseechingly, but she did
not run to him, as she had at Flathead Lake. She stalked him
cautiously, and shook handsmuch too heartily. She sought cover in the
wing-chair andmuch too cordiallyshe invited:
Tell me all about it.
He was watching her. Already his old pursuing determination, his
steady dignity, were beginning to frighten her. But he calmly dropped
into a straight chair, and obliged:
It's really been quite a lively journey. Didn't know I could like
roughing-it so well. And it was real roughing-it, pretty much. Oh, not
dangerous at all, but rather vigorous. I had to canoe up three hundred
miles of a shallow river, with one Indian guide, making a portage every
ten miles or so, and we got tipped over in the rapids now and thenthe
Big Chief almost got drowned onceand we camped at night in the
original place where they invented mosquitoesand one morning I shot a
black bear just in time to keep him from eating my boots.
Oh! she sighed in admiration, and Oh! again, uneasily.
Nothing had been said about it; Jeff was the last person in the
world to spoil his triumph by commenting on it; but both of them knew
that they had violently changed places; that now it was she who was the
limp indoor-dweller, and he who was the ruddy ranger; that as he had
admired her at Flathead Lake, so now it was hers to admire, and his to
be serenely heroic.
She was not far from the worshiping sub-deb in her sighing, How
did you get the scar?
That? Oh, nothing.
Please tell me.
Really and truly. Nothing at all. Just a drunken fellow with a
knife, playing the fool. I didn't have to touch himquite sure he
could have given me a frightful beating and all that sort of thing. It
was the Big Chief who got rid of him.
Hecut you? With a kniiiiiife? Ohhhhhhh!
She ran to him, pityingly stroked the scar, looked down at him with
filmy eyes. Then she tried to retreat, but he retained her hand,
glanced up at her as though he knew her every thought. She felt weak.
How could she escape him? Please! she begged flutteringly.
If he held her hand another moment, she trembled, she'd be on his
lap, in his armslost. And he was holding it. He was
Oh, he was too old for her. Yes, and too paternal. But stillLife
with Jeff would be protected, kindly, honorable.
Yet all the time she wanted, and stormily knew she wanted, to be
fleeing to the boy Milt, her mate; to run away with him, hand in hand,
discovering all the colored world, laughing at life, not afraid of
losing dignity. In fear of Jeff's very kindliness and honor, she jerked
her hand free. Then she tried to smile like a clever fencer.
As she retreated to her chair she stammered, Did youWas Alaska
He did not let her go, this time. Easy, cat-like for all his dry
gravity, he sauntered after her, and with a fine high seriousness
pleaded his case:
Claire dear, those few weeks of fighting nature were a revelation
to me. I'm going to have lots more of it. As it happens, they need me
there. There's plenty of copper, but there's big transportation and
employment problems that I seem better able to solve than the other
chapsthough of course I'm an absolute muff when it comes to
engineering problems. But I've had certain training andI'm going to
arrange things so that I get up there at least once a year. Next summer
I'll make a much longer tripsee the mountainsoh, glorious
mountainsand funny half-Russian towns, and have some fishing
Wandering. The really big thing. Even finer than your superb plucky
Wasn't plucky! I'm a cry baby, she said, like a bad, contradictory
He didn't argue it. He smiled and said Tut! and placidly
catalogued her with, You're the pluckiest girl I've ever seen, and
it's all the more amazing because you're not a motion-picture Tomboy,
but essentially exquisite
I'm a grub.
Very well, then. You're a grub. So am I. And I like it. And when I
make the big Alaskan trip next year I want you to go along! Claire!
Haven't you any idea how terribly close to me the thought of you has
been these weeks? You've guided me through the wilderness
It'sI'm glad. She sprang up, beseeching, Jeff dear, you're
going to stay for tea? I must run up and powder my nose.
Not until you say you're glad to see me. Child dear, we've been
ambling along andNo. You aren't a child any more. You're a woman.
And if I've never been quite a man, but just a dusty office-machine,
that's gone now. I've got the wind of the wilderness in my lungs. Man
and woman! My woman! That's all I'm going to say now, butOh my God,
Claire, I do need you so!
He drew her head to his shoulder, and for an instant she rested
there. But as she looked up, she saw coming age in the granulated skin
of his throat.
He needs mebut he'd boss me. I'd be the cunning child-wife, even
at fifty, she worried, and Hang him, it's like his superiority to
beat poor Milt even at adventuringand to be such a confounded Modest
Christian Gentleman about it!
You'dyou're so dreadfully managing, she sighed aloud.
For the first time in all their acquaintanceship, Jeff's pride
broke, and he held her away from him, while his lips were pathetic, and
he mourned, Why do you always try to hurt me?
Oh, my dear, I don't.
Is it because you resent the decent things I have managed to do?
I don't understand.
If I have an idea for a party, you think I'm 'managing.' If I think
things out deeply, you say I'm dull.
Oh, you aren't. I didn't mean
What are you? A real woman, or one of these flirts, that love to
tease a man because he's foolish enough to be honestly in love?
I'm nothon-estly I'm not, Jeff. It'sYou don't quite make
me It's just that I'm not in love with you. I like you, and respect
you terribly, but
I'm going to make you love me. His clutching fingers hurt her arm,
and somehow she was not angry, but stirred. But I'm not going to try
now. Forget the Alaskan caveman. Remember, I haven't even used the word
'love.' I've just chatted about fjords, or whatever they are, but one
of these daysNo. I won't do it. I want to stay here in Seattle a
few days, and take you on jolly picnics, butWould you rather I
didn't even do that? I'm He dropped her arm, kneaded his forehead
with the heel of his palm. I can't stand being regarded as a
bothersome puppy. I can't stand it! I can't!
Please stay, Jeff! We'll have some darling drives and things. We'll
go up Rainier as far as we can.
He stayed. He was anecdotal and amusing at tea, that afternoon.
Claire saw how the Gilsons, and two girls who dropped in, admired him.
That made her uneasy. And when Mrs. Gilson begged him to leave his
hotel and stay with them, he refused with a quick look at Claire that
He wants me to be free. He's really so much more considerate than
Milt. And I hurt him. Even his pride broke down. And I've spoiled
Milt's life by meddling. And I've hurt the Gilsons' feelings. And I'm
not much of a comfort to father. Oh, I'm absolutely no good, she
CHAPTER XXX. THE VIRTUOUS PLOTTERS
Mr. Geoffrey Saxton, in Alaskan tan and New York evening clothes and
Piccadilly poise, was talking to the Eugene Gilsons while Claire
finished dressing for the theater.
Mrs. Gilson observed, She's the dearest thing. We've become awfully
fond of her. But I don't think she knows what she wants to do with
life. She's rather at loose ends. Who is this Daggett boysome
university studentwhom she seems to like?
Well, since you speak of himI hadn't meant to, unless you did.
I want to be fair to him. What did she tell you about him? Jeff asked
Nothing, except that he's a young engineer, and frightfully brave
and all those uncomfortable virtues, and she met him in Yellowstone
Park or somewhere, and he saved her from a bearor was it a
tramp?from something unnecessary, at any rate.
Eva, I don't want to be supercilious, but the truth is that this
young Daggett is a rather dreadful person. He's been here at the house,
hasn't he? How did he strike you?
Not at all. He's silent, and as dull as lukewarm tea, but perfectly
Then he's cleverer than I thought! Daggett is anything but dull and
inoffensive, and if he can play that estimable rôle! It seems that
he is the son of some common workman in the Middlewest; he isn't an
engineer at all; he's really a chauffeur or a taxi-driver or something;
and he ran into Claire and Henry B. on the road, and somehow insinuated
himself into their gracesfar from being silent and commonplace, he
appears to have some strange kind of charm which, Jeff sighed, I
don't understand at all. I simply don't understand it!
I met him in Montana with the most gorgeously atrocious person I've
ever encounteredone Pinky Westlake, or some such a namepositively,
a crook! He tried to get Boltwood and myself interested in the
commonest kind of a mining swindlehinted that we were to join him in
cheating the public. And this Daggett was his partnerthey actually
traveled together. But I do want to be just. I'm not sure that
Daggett was aware of his partner's dishonesty. That isn't what worries
me about the lad. It's his utter impossibility. He's as crude as
iron-ore. When he's being careful, he may manage to be inconspicuous,
but give him the chance
Really, I'm not exaggerating when I say that at thirty-five he'll
be dining in his shirt-sleeves, and sitting down to read the paper with
his shoes off and feet up on the table. But Claireyou know what a
dear Quixotic soul she isshe fancies that because this fellow
repaired a puncture or something of the sort for her on the road, she's
indebted to him, and the worse he is, the more she feels that she must
help him. And affairs of that kindOh, it's quite too horrible, but
there have been cases, you know, where girls as splendid and fine and
well-bred as Claire herself have been trapped into low marriages by
their loyalty to cadging adventurers!
Oh! groaned Mrs. Gilson; and Good Lord! lamented Mr. Gilson,
delighted by the possibility of tragedy; and Really, I'm not
exaggerating, said Jeff enthusiastically.
What are we going to do? demanded Mrs. Gilson; while Mr. Gilson,
being of a ready and inventive mind, exclaimed, By Jove, you ought to
kidnap her and marry her yourself, Jeff!
I'd like to. But I'm too old.
They beautifully assured him that he was a blithe young thing with
milk teeth; and with a certain satisfaction Jeff suggested, I tell you
what we might do. Of course it's an ancient stunt, but it's good. I
judge that Daggett hasn't been here at the house much. Why not have him
here so often that Claire will awaken to his crudity, and get sick of
We'll do it, thrilled Mrs. Gilson. We'll have him for everything
from nine-course dinners with Grandmother Eaton's napkins on view, to
milk and cold ham out of the ice-box. When Claire doesn't invite him, I
CHAPTER XXXI. THE KITCHEN INTIMATE
Milt had become used to the Gilson drawing-room. He was no longer
uncomfortable in the presence of its sleek fatness, though at first
(not knowing that there were such resources as interior decorators), he
had been convinced that, to have created the room, the Gilsons must
have known everything in the world. Now he glanced familiarly at its
white paneling, its sconces like silver candlesticks, the inevitable
davenport inevitably backed by an amethyst-shaded piano lamp and a
table crowded with silver boxes and picture-frames. He liked the
winsomeness of light upon velvet and polished wood.
It was not the drawing-room but the kitchen that dismayed him.
In Schoenstrom he had known that there must somewhere be beautiful
parlors, but he had trusted in his experience of kitchens. Kitchens,
according to his philosophy, were small smelly rooms of bare floors,
and provided with one oilcloth-covered table, one stove (the front
draft always broken and propped up with the lid-lifter), one cupboard
with panes of tin pierced in rosettes, and one stack of dirty dishes.
But the Gilson kitchen had the efficiency of a laboratory and the
superciliousness of a hair-dresser's booth. With awe Milt beheld walls
of white tiles, a cork floor, a gas-range large as a hotel-stove, a
ceiling-high refrigerator of enamel and nickel, zinc-topped tables, and
a case of utensils like a surgeon's knives. It frightened him; it made
more hopelessly unapproachable than ever the Alexandrian luxury of the
great Gilsons.... The Vanderbilts' kitchen must be like this. And maybe
He was viewing the kitchen upon the occasion of an intimate Sunday
evening supper to which he had been yearningly invited by Mrs. Gilson.
The maids were all out. The Gilsons and Claire, Milt and Jeff Saxton,
shoutingly prepared their own supper. While Mrs. Gilson scrambled eggs
and made coffee, the others set the table, and brought cold ham and a
bowl of salad from the ice-box.
Milt had intended to be a silent but deft servitor. When he had
heard that he was to come to supper with the returned Mr. Geoffrey
Saxton, he had first been panic-shaken, then resolved. He'd let old
iron-face Saxton do the high and mighty. Let him stand around and show
off his clothes and adjectives, way he did at Flathead Lake. But he,
Milt, would be on the job. He'd help get supper, and calmly ignore
OnlyJeff wasn't rude. He greeted Milt with, Ah, Daggett! This is
so nice! And Milt had no chance to help. It was Jeff who
anticipated him and with a pleasant, Let me get thatI'm
kitchen-broke, snatched up the cold ham and salad. It was Jeff who
found the supper plates, while Milt was blunderingly wondering how any
one family could use a whole furniture-store-full of different kinds
of china. It was Jeff who sprang to help Claire wheel in the
tea-wagon, and so captured the chance to speak to her for which Milt
had been maneuvering these five minutes.
When they were settled, Jeff glowed at him, and respectfully
offered, I thought of you so often, Daggett, on a recent little jaunt
of mine. You'd have been helpful.
Where was that? asked Milt suspiciously (wondering, and waiting to
see, whether you could take cold ham in your fingers).
Oh, in Alaska.
InAlaska? Milt was dismayed.
Yes, just a business trip there. There's something I wish you'd
advise me about.
He was humble. And Milt was uneasy. He grumbled, What's that?
I've been wondering whether it would be possible to use wireless
telephony in Alaska. But I'm such a dub at electricity. Do you know
What would be the cost of installing a wireless telephone plant with a
Gee, I don't know!
Oh, so sorry. Well, I wonder if you can tell me about wireless
No, I don't know anything about that either.
Milt had desperately tried to make his answer gracious but
somehow He hated this devil's obsequiousness more than he had his
chilliness at Flathead Lake. He had a feeling that the Gilsons had
delightedly kicked each other under the table; that, for all her
unchanging smile, Claire was unhappy.... And she was so far off, a
white wraith floating beyond his frantic grasp.
It doesn't matter, really. But I didn't knowSo you've started
in the engineering school at the University of Washington, Saxton was
purring. Have you met Gid Childers thereson of old Senator
I've seen him. He has a Stutzno, his is the Mercer, sighed Milt.
He hated himself for it, but he couldn't quite keep the awe out of
his voice. People with Mercers
Claire seemed to be trying to speak. She made a delicate, feminine,
clairesque approximation to clearing her throat. But Jeff ignored her
and with almost osculatory affection continued to Milt:
Do let me know if there's anything I can do to help you. We're
acquainted with two or three of your engineering faculty at the Office.
They write in about various things. Do you happen to know Dr.
Oh yes. Say! He's a wonder! Milt was betrayed into exclaiming.
Yes. Good chap, I believe. He's been trying to get a job with us.
We may give him one. Just tell him you're a friend of mine, and that
he's to give you any help he can.
Milt choked on a Thanks.
Andnow that we're just the family here togetherhow goes the
financial side? Can I be of any assistance in introducing you to some
engineering firm where you could do a little work on the side? You
could make quite a little money
So confoundedly affectionate and paternal
Milt said irritably, Thanks, but I don't need to do any work. I've
got plenty of money.
How pleasant! Saxton's voice was smooth as marshmallow. You're
fortunate. I had quite a struggle to get through Princeton.
Wasn't Mr. Gilson contrasting Saxton's silk shirt with Milt's darned
cotton covering, and in light of that contrast chuckling at Milt's
boast and Saxton's modesty? Milt became overheated. His scalp prickled
and his shoulder-blades were damp. As Saxton turned from him, and
crooned to Claire, More ham, honey? Milt hated himself. He was in
much of the dramatic but undesirable position of a man in pajamas, not
very good pajamas, who has been locked out in the hotel corridor by the
slamming of his door. He was in the frame of mind of a mongrel, of a
real Boys'-Dog, at a Madison Square dog-show. He had a faint shrewd
suspicion of Saxton's game. But what could he do about it?
He felt even more out of place when the family forgot him and talked
about people of whom he had never heard.
He sat alone on an extremely distant desert isle and ate cold ham
and wished he were in Schoenstrom.
Claire had recovered her power of speech. She seemed to be trying to
bring him into the conversation, so that the family might appreciate
She hesitated, and thought with creased brows, and brought out, Uh,
uh, ohOh Milt: How much is gas selling at now?...
* * * * *
Milt left that charming and intimate supper-party at nine. He said,
Got to work onon my analytical geometry, as though it was a lie;
and he threw Good night at Saxton as though he hated his kind, good
benefactor; and when he tried to be gracious to Mrs. Gilson the best he
could get out was, Thanks f' inviting me. They expansively saw him to
the door. Just as he thought that he had escaped, Saxton begged, Oh,
Daggett, I was arguing with a chapWhat color are Holstein-Friesian
Black and white, Milt said eagerly.
He heard Mrs. Gilson giggle.
He stood on the terrace wiping his forehead and, without the least
struggle, finally and irretrievably admitting that he would never see
Claire Boltwood or any of her friends again. Notnever!
* * * * *
He had received from Mrs. Gilson a note inviting him to share their
box at the first night of a three-night Opera Season. He had spent half
a day in trying to think of a courteously rude way of declining.
A straggly little girl came up from the candy-shop below his room,
demanding, Say, are you Mr. Daggett? Say, there's some woman wants to
talk to you on our telephone. Say, tell them we ain't supposed to be no
messenger-office. You ain't supposed to call no upstairs people on our
telephone. We ain't supposed to leave the store and go trotting all
over town toGee, a nickel, gee, thank you, don't mind what ma says,
she's always kicking.
On the telephone, he heard Claire's voice in an agitated, Milt!
Meet me down-town, at the Imperial Motion Picture Theater, right away.
Something I've got to tell you. I'll be in the lobby. Hurry!
When he bolted in she was already in the lobby, agitatedly looking
over a frame of stills. She ran to him, hooked her fingers in his
lapel, poured out, They've invited you to the opera? I want you to
come and put it all over them. I'm almost sure there's a plot. They
want to show me that you aren't used to tiaras and saxophones and
creaking dowagers and tulle. Beat 'em! Beat 'em! Come to the opera and
be awf'ly aloof and supercilious. You can! Yes, you can! And be
surewear evening clothes. Now I've got to hurry.
Don't disappoint me. I depend on you. Oh, say you will!
She was gone, whisking into the Gilson limousine. He was in a glow
at her loyalty, in a tremor of anger at the meddlers.
But he had never worn evening clothes.
He called it a dress-suit, and before the complications of that
exotic garb, he was flabby with anxiety. To Milt and to Schoenstromto
Bill McGolwey, even to Prof Jones and the greasily prosperous Heinie
Rauskuklethe dress-suit was the symbol and proof, the indication and
manner, of sophisticated wealth. In Schoenstrom even waiters do not
wear dress-suits. For one thing there aren't any waiters. There is one
waitress at the Leipzig House, Miss Annie Schweigenblat, but you
wouldn't expect Miss Schweigenblat to deal them off the arm in black
trousers with braid down the side.
No; a dress-suit was what the hero wore in the movies; and the hero
in the movies, when he wasn't a cowpuncher, was an ex-captain of the
Yale football team, and had chambers and a valet. You could tell him
from the valet because he wasn't so bald. It is true that Milt had
heard that in St. Cloud there were people who wore dress-suits at
parties, but then St. Cloud was a city, fifteen or sixteen thousand.
How could he get away with a dress-suit? How could he keep from
feeling foolish in a low-cut vest, and what the deuce would he do with
the tails? Did you part 'em or roll 'em up, when you sat down? And
wouldn't everybody be able to tell from his foolish look that he didn't
belong in one? He could hear A.D.T. boys and loafers in front of pool
rooms whispering, Look at the piker in the rented soup and fish!
For of course he'd rent one. Nobody bought themexcept plutes like
Henry B. Boltwood.
He agitatedly walked up and down for an hour, peering into
haberdashery windows, looking for a kind-faced young man. He found him,
in Ye Pall Mall Toggery Shoppe &Shoes; an open-faced young man who was
gazing through the window as sparklingly as though he was thinking of
going as a missionary to Indiaand liked curry. Milt ironed out his
worried face, clumped in, demanded fraternally, Say, old man, don't
some of these gents' furnishings stores have kind of little charts that
tell just what you wear with dress-suits and Prince Alberts and
You bet, said the kind-faced young man.
West of Chicago, You bet means Rather, and Yes indeed, and On
the whole I should be inclined to fancy that there may be some vestiges
of accuracy in your curious opinion, and You're a liar but I can't
afford to say so.
The kind-faced young man brought from behind the counter a beautiful
brochure illustrated with photographs of Phoebus Apollo in what were
described as American Beauty Garmentsneat, natty, nobby, new. The
center pages faithfully catalogued the ties, shirts, cuff-links, spats,
boots, hats, to wear with evening clothes, morning clothes, riding
clothes, tennis costumes, polite mourning.
As he looked it over Milt felt that his wardrobe already contained
all these gentlemanly possessions.
With the aid of the clerk and the chart he purchased a
tradition-haunted garment with a plate-armor bosom and an opening as
crooked as the Missouri River; a white tie which in his strong red
hands looked as silly as a dead fish; waistcoat, pearl links, and
studs. For the first time, except for seizures of madness during two or
three visits to Minneapolis motor accessory stores, he caught the
shopping-fever. The long shining counter, the trim red-stained shelves,
the glittering cases, the racks of flaunting ties, were beautiful to
him and beckoning. He revolved a pleasantly clicking rack of ties, then
turned and fought his way out.
He bought pumpswhich cost exactly twice as much as the largest sum
which he had allowed himself. He bought a newspaper, and in the
want-columns found the advertisement:
Silberfarb the Society Tailor
DRESS SUITS TO RENT
Snappiest in the City
Despite the superlative snappiness of Mr. Silberfarb's dress-suits
his establishment was a loft over a delicatessen, approached by a
splintery stairway along which hung shabby signs announcing the
upstairs offices of J. L. &T. J. O'Regan, Private Detectives, The
Zenith Spiritualist Church, Messages by Rev. Lulu Paughouse, The
International Order of Live Ones, Seattle Wigwam, and Mme. Lavourie,
Sulphur Baths. The dead air of the hallway suggested petty
crookedness. Milt felt that he ought to fight somebody but, there being
no one to fight, he banged along the flapping boards of the
second-floor hallway to the ground-glass door of Silberfarb the Society
Tailor, who was also, as an afterthought on a straggly placard,
Pressng &Cleang While U Wait.
He belligerently shouldered into a low room. The light from the one
window was almost obscured by racks of musty-smelling black clothes
which stretched away from him in two dismal aisles that resembled a
morgue of unhappy dead men indecently hung up on hooks. On a long,
clumsily carpentered table, a small Jew, collarless, sweaty, unshaven,
was darning trousers under an evil mantle gaslight. The Jew wrung out
his hands and tried to look benevolent.
Want to rent a dress-suit, said Milt.
I got just the t'ing for you!
The little man unfolded himself, galloped down the aisle, seized the
first garment that came to hand, and came back to lay it against Milt's
uncomfortable frame, bumbling, Fine, mister, fy-en!
Milt studied the shiny-seamed, worn-buttonholed, limp object with
dislike. Its personality was disintegrated. The only thing he liked
about it was the good garage stink of gasoline.
That's almost worn out, he growled.
At this sacrilege Mr. Silberfarb threw up his hands, with the dingy
suit flapping in them like a bed-quilt shaken from a tenement window.
He looked Milt all over, coldly. His red but shining eyes hinted that
Milt was a clodhopper and no honest wearer of evening clothes. Milt
felt humble, but he snapped, No good. Want something with class.
Vell, that was good enough for a university professor at the big
dance, but if you say so
In the manner of one who is being put to an unfair amount of
trouble, Mr. Silberfarb returned the paranoiac dress-suit to the rack,
sighing patiently as he laboriously draped it on a hanger. He peered
and pawed. He crowed with throaty triumph and brought back a rich ripe
thing of velvet collar and cuffs. He fixed Milt with eyes that had
become as sulky as the eyes of a dog in August dust.
Now thatyou can't beat that, if you vant class, and it'll fit you
like a glove. Oh, that's an ellllegant garment!
Shaking himself out of the spell of those contemptuous eyes Milt
opened his brochure, studied the chart, and in a footnote found, Never
wear velvet collars or cuffs with evening coat.
Nope. Nix on the velvet, he remarked.
Then the little man went mad and ran around in circles. He flung the
ellllegant garment on the table. He flapped his arms, and wailed, What
do you vant? What do you vannnnt? That's a hundred-and-fifty-dollar
dress-suit! That belonged to one of the richest men in the city. He
sold it to me because he was going to Japan.
Well, you can send it to Japan after him. I want something decent.
Have you got itor shall I go some place else?
The tailor instantly became affectionate. How about a nice Tuxedo?
Nope. It says herelet me seeoh yes, here it isit says here in
the book that for the theater-with-ladies, should not wear 'dinner-coat
or so-called Tuxedo, but'
Oh, dem fellows what writes books they don't know nothing.
Absolute! They make it up.
Huh! Well, I guess I'll take my chance on them. The factory knows
the ignition better 'n any repair-man.
Vell say, you're a hard fellow to please. I'll give you one of my
reserve stock, but you got to leave me ten dollars deposit instead of
Mr. Silberfarb quite cheerfully unlocked a glass case behind the
racked and ghostly dead; he brought out a suit that seemed to Milt
almost decent. And it almost fitted when, after changing clothes in a
broiling, boiling, reeking, gasoline-pulsing hole behind the racks, he
examined it before a pier-glass. But he caught the tailor assisting the
fit by bunching up a roll of cloth at the shoulder. Again Milt snapped,
and again the tailor suffered and died, and to a doubting heathen world
maintained the true gospel of What do you vannnnt? It ain't stylish to
have the dress-suit too tight! All the gents is wearing 'em loose and
graceful. But in the end, after Milt had gone as far as the door, Mr.
Silberfarb admitted that one dress-coat wouldn't always fit all persons
without some alterations.
The coat did bag a little, and it was too long in the sleeves, but
as Milt studied himself in his roomby placing his small melancholy
mirror on the bureau, then on a chair, then on the floor, finally, to
get a complete view, clear out in the hallhe admitted with stirring
delight that he looked pretty fair in the bloomin' outfit. His clear
face, his shining hair, his straight shoulders, seemed to go with the
He wriggled into his top-coat and marched out of his room,
theater-bound, with the well-fed satisfaction of a man who is certain
that no one is giggling, Look at the hand-me-downs. His pumps did
alternately pinch his toes and rub his heels; the trousers cramped his
waist; and he suspected that his tie had gone wandering. But he
swaggered to the trolley, and sat as one rich and famous and very kind
to the Common People, till
Another man in evening clothes got on the car, and Milt saw that he
wore a silk hat, and a white knitted scarf; that he took out and
examined a pair of white kid gloves.
He'd forgotten the hat! He was wearing his gray felt. He could risk
the gloves, but the hatthe stovepipeand the chart had said to
wear onehe was ruined
He turned up the collar of his top-coat to conceal his white tie,
tried to hide each of his feet behind the other to cover up his pumps;
sought to change his expression from that of a superior person in
evening clothes to that of a decent fellow in honest Regular Clothes.
Had the conductor or any of the passengers realized that he was a dub
in a dress-suit without the hat?
Once he thought that the real person in real evening clothes was
looking at him. He turned his head and bore the probable insult in weak
Too feeble for anything but thick suffering he was dragged on toward
the theater, the opera, people in silk hatstoward Jeff Saxton and
But his success in bullying the tailor had taught him that dressing
wasn't really a hidden lore to be known only by initiates; that some
day he too might understand the black and white magic of clothes. His
bruised self-consciousness healed. I'll dosomething, he determined.
He waited, vacuously.
The Gilson party was not in the lobby when he arrived. He tore off
his top-coat. He draped it over his felt hat, so that no one could be
sure what sort of hat it shamefully concealed. That unveiling did
expose him to the stare of everybody waiting in the lobby. He was
convinced that the entire ticket-buying cue was glumly resenting him.
Peeping down at the unusual white glare of his shirt-front, he felt
naked and indecent.... Nice kind o' vest. Must make 'em out of old
He endured his martyrdom till his party arrivedthe Gilsons,
Claire, Jeff Saxton, and a glittering young woman whose name, Milt
thought, was Mrs. Corey.
And Saxton wasn't wearing a high hat! He wore a soft one, and he
didn't seem to care!
Milt straightened up, followed them through the manifold dangers of
the lobby, down a perilous aisle of uptilted scornful faces, to a red
narrow corridor, winding stairs, a secret passage, a mysterious dark
closetand he walked out into a room with one side missing, and, on
that side, ten trillion people in a well, and nine trillion of them
staring at him and noticing that he'd rented his dress-suit. Hot about
the neck, he stumbled over one or two chairs, and was permitted to rest
in a foolish little gilt chair in the farthest corner.
Once safe, he felt much better. Except that Jeff did put on white
kid gloves, Milt couldn't see that they two looked so different. And
neither of the two men in the next box wore gloves. Milt made sure of
that comfort; he reveled in it; he looked at Claire, and in her loyal
smile found ease.
He snarled, She trusts you. Forget you're a dub. Try to be human.
Hang it, I'm no greener at the opera than old horsehair sofa there
would be at a garage.
There was somethingWhat was it he was trying to remember? Oh
yes. When he'd worked in the Schoenstrom flour-mill, as engineer, at
eighteen, the owner had tried to torment him (to get his goat, Milt
put it), and Milt had found that the one thing that would save him was
to smile as though he knew more than he was telling. It did not, he
remembered, make any difference whether or not the smile was real. If
he merely looked the miller up and down, and smiled cynically, he was
Saxton was bending toward him, asking in honeyed respectfulness:
Don't you think that the new school in musicaudible pointillage,
one might call itmistakes cacophony for power?
Milt smiled, paternally.
Saxton waited for something more. He dug the nail of his right
middle finger into his thumb, looked thoughtful, and attacked again:
Which do you like better: the new Italian music, or the orthodox
Milt smiled like two uncles watching a clever baby, and patronized
Saxton with, They both have their points.
He saw that Claire was angry; but that the Gilsons and Mrs. Corey,
flap-eared, gape-mouthed, forward-bending, were very proud of their
little Jeff. He saw that, except for their clothes and self-conscious
coiffures, they were exactly like a gang of cracker-box loafers at
Heinie Rauskukle's badgering a new boy in town.
Saxton looked bad-tempered. Then Mrs. Corey bustled with her face
and yearned at Milt, Do tell me: what is the theme of the opera
tonight. I've rather forgotten.
Milt ceased to smile. While all of them regarded him with interest
he said clearly, I haven't got the slightest idea. I don't know
anything about music. Some day I hope I can get a clever woman like you
to help me, Mrs. Corey. It must be great to know all about all these
arts, the way you do. I wish you'd explain thatoverture they call it,
For some reason, Mr. Gilson was snickering, Mrs. Corey flushing,
Claire looking well pleased. Milt had tried to be insulting, but had
got lost in the intricacies of the insult. He felt that he'd better
leave it in its apparently safe state, and he leaned back, and smiled
again, as though he was waiting. Mrs. Corey did not explain the
overture. She hastily explained her second maid, to Mrs. Gilson.
The opera was Il Amore dei Tre Re. Milt was bewildered. To
him, who had never seen an opera, the convention that a girl cannot
hear a man who is bellowing ten feet away from her, was absurd; and he
wished that the singers would do something besides making their arms
He discovered that by moving his chair forward, he could get within
a foot of Claire. His hand slipped across, touched hers. She darted a
startled backward glance. Her fingers closed tight about his, then
restlessly snuggled inside his palmand Milt was lost in enchantment.
Stately kings of blood-red cloaks and chrysoberyls malevolent in
crowns of ancient and massy goldthe quick dismaying roll of drums and
the shadow of passing banners below a towera woman tall and
misty-veiled and pale with dreamsa world of spirit where the soul had
power over unseen dominionsthis he saw and heard and tasted in the
music. What the actual plot was, or the technique of the singing, he
did not know, but it bore him beyond all reality save the sweet, sure
happiness of Claire's nestling hand.
He held her fingers so firmly that he could feel the pulse beat in
* * * * *
In the clamminess of his room, when the enchantment was gone, he
How much longer can I keep this up? Sooner or later I bust loose
and smash little Jeff one in the snoot, and he takes the count, and I'm
never allowed to see Claire again. Turn the roughneck out on his ear. I
s'pose I'm vulgar. I s'pose that fellow Michael in Youth's Encounter
wouldn't talk about snoots. I don't care, I'llIf I poke Saxton
oneI'm not afraid of the kid-glove precinct any more. My brain's as
good as theirs, give it a chance. But oh, they're all against me. And
they bust the Athletic Union's wrestling rule that 'striking, kicking,
gouging, hair-pulling, butting, and strangling will not be allowed.'
How long can I go on being good-natured? When I do break loose
Slowly, beneath the moral cuff of his dress-shirt, Milt's fist
closed in a brown, broad-knuckled lump, and came up in the gesture of a
right to the jaw. But it came up only a foot. The hand opened, climbed
to Milt's face, rubbed his temples, while he sighed:
Nope. Can't even do that. Bigger game now. Used to couldused to
be able to settle things with a punch. But I've got to be moreoh,
more diplomatic now. Oh Lord, how lonely I get for Bill McGolwey. No.
That isn't true. I couldn't stand Bill now. Claire took all that out of
me. Where am I, where am I? Why did I ever get a car that takes a 36 ×
CHAPTER XXXII. THE CORNFIELD
It was an innocent little note from Jeff Saxton; a polite, humble
little note; it said that Jeff had a card to the Astoria Club, and
wouldn't Milt please have lunch with him? But Milt dropped it on the
table, and he walked round it as though it were a dictagraph which he'd
discovered in the table drawer after happy, happy, hidden hours at
It seemed more dangerous to refuse than to go. He browned the
celebrated new shoes; he pressed the distinguished new trousers, with a
light and quite unsatisfactory flatiron; he re-re-retied his best
spotted blue bowit persisted in having the top flaps too short, but
the retying gave him spiritual strengthand he modestly clumped into
the aloof brick portal of the Astoria Club on time.
He had never been in a club before.
He looked at the red tiled floor of the entrance hall; he stared
through the hall into an immense lounge with the largest and softest
chairs in the world, with oil portraits of distinguished old bucks, and
ninety per cent. of the wealth and power of Seattle pulling its several
mustaches, reading the P.I., and ignoring the lone intruder out in the
A small Zulu in blue tights and brass buttons glared at Milt; and a
large, soft, suave, insulting young man demanded, Yes, sir?
Mr. G-g-geoffrey Saxton? ventured Milt.
Not in, sir. The sir sounded like And you know it. The flaming
guardian retired behind a narrow section of a bookkeeper's desk and
I'm to meet him for lunch, Milt forlornly persisted.
The young man looked up, hurt and annoyed at finding that the person
was still to be dealt with.
If you will wait in there? he groaned.
Milt sat in there, which was a small blue tapestry room with hard
chairs intended to discourage bill-collectors. He turned his hat round
and round and round, till he saw Jeff Saxton, slim and straight and
hard as the stick hooked over his arm, sailing into the hall. He
plunged out after him, took refuge with him from the still unconvinced
inspection of the hall-man. For twenty seconds, he loved Jeff Saxton.
And Jeff seemed to adore him in turn. He solicitously led Milt to
the hat-checking counter. He showed Milt the lounge and the billiard
room, through which Milt crept with erect shoulders and easy eyes and a
heart simply paralyzed with fear that one of these grizzled clubmen
with clipped mustaches would look at him. He coaxed Milt into a grill
that was a cross between the Chinese throne-room and a Viennese
Weinstube, and he implored his friend Milt to do him the favor of
trying the very fair English mutton chops and potatoes au gratin.
I did want to see you again before we go East, Daggett, he said
Th-thanks. When do you go?
I'm trying to get Miss Boltwood to start soon now. The season is
opening in the East. She does like your fine sturdy West, as I do, but
still, when we think of the exciting new shows opening, and the dances,
and the touch with the great worldOh, it does make one eager to get
That's so, risked Milt.
We, uhDaggettIn fact, I'm going to call you Milt, as Claire
does. You don't know what a pleasure it has been to have encountered
you. There's a fine keen courage about you Western chaps that makes a
cautious old fogy like me envious. I shall remember meeting you with a
great deal of pleasure.
Th-thanks. Been pleasure meet you.
And I know Claire will, too.
Milt felt that he was being dealt with foully. He wanted to object
to Saxton's acting as agent for Claire as incompetent, irrelevant,
immaterial, and no foundation laid. But he could not see just where he
was being led, and with Saxton glowing at him as warmly and greasily as
the mutton chops, Milt could only smile wanly, and reflectively feel
the table leg to see if it was loose enough to jerk out in case of
Saxton was being optimistic:
In fact, Claire and I both hope that some day when you've finished
your engineering course, we'll see you in the East. I wonderAs I
say, my dear fellow, I've taken the greatest fancy to you, and I do
hope you won't think I'm too intimate if I say that I imagine that even
in your charming friendship with Miss Boltwood, you've probably never
learned what important people the Boltwoods are. I thought I'd tell you
so that you could realize the privilege both you and I have in knowing
them. Henry B. iswhile not a man of any enormous wealthregarded as
one of the keenest intellects in New York wholesale circles. But beyond
that, he is a scholar, and a man of the broadest interests. Of course
the Boltwoods are too modest to speak of it, but he was chiefly
instrumental in the establishment of the famous Brooklyn Symphony
Orchestra. And his ancestors clear throughhis father was a federal
judge, and his mother's brother was a general in the Civil War, and
afterwards an ambassador. So you can guess something of the position
Claire holds in that fine, quiet, solid old Brooklyn set. Henry Ward
Beecher himself was complimented at being asked to dine with the
Boltwoods of his day, and
No, the table leg wouldn't come loose, so it was only verbally that
the suddenly recovered Milt attacked:
Certainly is nice to have one of those old families. It's something
likeAs you say, you and I have gotten pretty well acquainted along
the line, so I guess I can say it to youMy father and his folks
came from that same kind of family. Father's dad was a judge, back in
Maine, and in the war, grand-dad was quite friendly with Grant.
This tribute of Milt to his grandsire was loyal but inaccurate.
Judge Daggett, who wasn't a judge at all, but a J. P., had seen General
Grant only once, and at the time the judge had been in company with all
the other privates in the Fourteenth Maine.
Dad was a pioneer. He was a doctor. He had to give up all this
easy-going stuff in order to help open up the West to civilization, but
I guess it was worth it. He used to do the hardest kind of operations,
on kitchen tables, with his driver giving the chloroform. I'm mighty
proud of him. As you say, it's kind of what you might call inspiring to
belong to the old Pilgrim aristocracy.
Never before had Milt claimed relation to a group regarding which
his only knowledge was the information derived from the red
school-history to the effect that they all carried blunderbusses, put
people in the stocks for whistling, and frequently said, Why don't you
speak for yourself, John? But he had made his boast with a clear eye
and a pleasant, superior, calm smile.
Oh! Very interesting, grunted Saxton.
Would you like to see grandfather's daguerreotype?
Oh, yes, yes, uh, thanks, that would be very interestingDo let
me see it, whenUh, as I was saying, Claire doubtless has a
tremendous social career before her. So many people expecting her to
marry well. Of course she has a rather unusual combination of charm and
intelligence andIn fact I think we may both be glad that
Yes. That's right. And the best thing about her is the way she can
shake off all the social stuff and go camping and be a regular human
being, Milt caressed.
Um, uh, no doubt, no doubt, thoughOf course, though, that isn't
an inherent part of her. I fancy she's been rather tired by this long
trip, poor child. Of course she isn't very strong.
That's right. Real pluck. And of course she'll get stronger by
hiking. You've never seen her bucking a dangerous hillI kind of feel
that a person who hasn't seen her in the wilds doesn't know her.
I don't want to be contradictory, old man, but I feel on the other
hand that no one who has failed to see her at the Junior League Dances,
in a Poiret frock, can know her! Come, come! Don't know how we drifted
into this chorus of praise of Claire! What I wanted to ask was your
opinion of the Pierce-Arrow. I'm thinking of buying one. Do you think
All the way home Milt exulted, I put it all over him. I wasn't
scared by the 'Don't butt into the aristocracy, my young friend' stuff.
I lied handsome. ButDarn it, now I'll have to live up to my New
England aristocracy.... Wonder if my grand-dad's dad was a hired man or
a wood-sawyer?... Ne' mine; I'm Daggett of Daggett from now on. He
bounded up to his room vaingloriously remarking, I'm there with the
ancestors. I was brought up in the handsome city of Schoenstrom, which
was founded by a colony of Vermont Yankees, headed by Herman Skumautz.
I was never allowed to play with the Dutch kids, and He opened the
door. the Schoenstrom minister taught me Greek and was my bosom
He stopped with his heart in his ankles. Lolling on the bed,
grinning, waving a cigarette, was Bill McGolwey, proprietor of the Old
Home Lunch, of Schoenstrom, Minnesota.
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy where the heck did you come from?
stammered the deposed aristocrat to his bosom friend Bill.
You old lemon-pie-faced, lollygagging, flap-footed, crab-nosed son
of misery, gee, but it's good to see you, Milt!
Bill was off the bed, wringing Milt's hand with simple joy, with
perfect faith that in finding his friend all the troubles of life were
over. And Milt was gloomily discovering the art of diplomacy. Bill was
his friend, yes, but
It was hard enough to carry his own self.
He pictured Jeff Saxton leering at the door, and while he pounded
Bill's shoulder, and called him the name which, west of Chicago, is the
token of hatred and of extreme gladness at meeting, he discovered that
some one had stolen his stomach and left a piece of ice in its place.
They settled down on bed and chair, Bill's ears red with joy, while
How the deuce did you get here?
Well, tell you, old hoss. Schoenstrom got so darn lonely after you
left, and when Ben and Heinie got your address and bought the garage,
think's I, lez go off on a little bum.
Milt was realizingand hating himself for realizingthat Bill's
face was dirty, his hair linty, the bottoms of his trousers frayed
masses of mud, while Bill chuckled:
I figured out maybe I could get a job here in a restaurant, and you
and me could room together. I sold out my good will in the Old Home
Lunch for a hundred bucks. I was going to travel swell, riding the
cushions. But Pete Swanson wanted me to go down to the Cities first,
and we run into some pretty swift travelers in Minneapolis, and a
couple of girlssaaaaaaay, kid, some class!
Bill winked, and MiltMilt was rather sick. He knew Bill's
conception of class in young women. Was this the fellow he had liked so
well? These the ideas which a few months ago he had taken as natural
and extremely amusing?
And I got held up in an alley off Washington Avenue, and they got
the last twenty bones off'n me, and I was flatter 'n a pancake. So I
says 'ish kabibble,' and I sneaks onto the blind baggage, and bums my
way West. You'd 'a' died laughing to seen me throwing my feet for grub.
Oh, I'm some panhandler! There was one Frau sicked her dog onto
me, and I kicked him in the jaw andOh, it was one swell hike.
Milt was trying to ignore the voice that was raging, And now he
expects to live on me, after throwing his own money away. The waster!
The hobo! He'll expect to meet ClaireI'd kill him before I'd let
him soil her by looking at her. Him and his classy girls! Milt tried
to hear only the other inner voice, which informed him, He looks at
you so trustingly. He'd give you his shirt, if you needed itand he
wouldn't make you ask for it!
Milt tried to be hearty: What're you going to do, old kid?
Well, the first thing I'm going to do is to borrow ten iron-men and
a pair of pants.
You bet! Here she is. Haven't got any extra pants. Tell you: Here's
another five, and you can get the pants at the store in the next block,
this side of the street. Hustle along now and get 'em! He chuckled at
Bill; he patted his arm; he sought to hurry him out.... He had to be
alone, to think.
But Bill kissed the fifteen dollars, carelessly rammed it into his
pocket, crawled back on the bed, yawned, What's the rush? Gosh, I'm
sleepy. Say, Milt, whadyuh think of me and you starting a lunch-room
here together? You got enough money out of the garage
Oh no, noooo, gee, I'd like to, Bill, but you see, well, I've got
to hold onto what little I've got so I can get through engineering
Sure, but you could cash in on a restaurantyou could work
evenings in the dump, and there'd be a lot of city sports hanging
around, and we'd have the time of our lives.
No, II study, evenings. And IThe fact is, Bill, I've met a
lot of nice fellows at the university and I kind of go around with
Aw, how d'you get that way? Rats, you don't want to go tagging
after them Willy-boys. Damn dirty snobs. And the girls are worse. I
tell you, Milt, these hoop-te-doodle society Janes may look all right
to hicks like us, but on the side they raise more hell than any
milliner's trimmer from Chi that ever vamped a rube burg.
What do you know about them?
Now don't get sore. I'm telling you. I don't like to see any friend
of mine make a fool of himself hanging around with a bunch that
despises him because he ain't rich, that's all. Met any of the
Trot 'em up and lemme give 'em the once-over.
Wewe'll see about it. Now I got to go to a mathematics
recitation, Bill. You make yourself comfortable, and I'll be back at
Milt did not have to go to a recitation. He marched out with
briskness in his step, and a book under his arm; but when he reached
the corner, the briskness proved to be spurious, and the mathematics
book proved to be William Rose Benét's Merchants of Cathay,
which Claire had given him in the Yellowstone, and which he had rescued
from the wrecked bug.
He stood staring at it. He opened it with unhappy tenderness. He had
been snatched from the world of beautiful words and serene dignity, of
soaring mountains and companionship with Claire in the radiant morning,
back to the mud and dust of Schoenstrom, from the opera to city
sports in a lunch-room! He hated Bill McGolwey and his sneering
assumption that Milt belonged in the filth with him. And he hated
himself for not being enough of a genius to combine Bill McGolwey and
Claire Boltwood. But not once, in his maelstrom of worry on that street
corner, did he expect Claire to like Bill. Through all his youthful
agonizing, he had enough common sense to know that though Claire might
conquer a mountain pass, she could never be equal to the social demands
of Schoenstrom and Bill McGolwey.
He wandered for an hour and came back to find that, in a dry city
which he had never seen before, the crafty Bill had obtained a quart of
Bourbon, and was in a state of unsteady beatitude. He wanted, he
announced, to dance.
Milt got him into the community bathtub, and soused him under, but
Bill's wet body was slippery, and Bill's merry soul was all for
frolicsome gamboling, and he slid out of Milt's grasp, he sloshed
around in the tub, he sprinkled Milt's sacred good suit with soapy
water, and escaped, and in the costume of Adam he danced orientally in
Milt's room, till he was seized with sleepiness and cosmic grief, and
retired to Milt's bed in tears and nothing else.
The room dimmed, grew dark. The street lamps outside sent a wan,
wavery gleam into the room. Evening crowds went by, and in a
motion-picture theater a banging piano struck up. Bill breathed in
choking snorts. Milt sat unmoving, feeling very old, very tired, too
dumbly unhappy to be frightened of the dreadful coming hour when Claire
and Jeff should hear of Bill, and discover Milt's real world.
He was not so romantically loyal, not so inhumanly heroic, that it
can truthfully be reported that he never thought of getting rid of
Bill. He did think of it, again and again. But always he was touched by
Bill's unsuspecting trust, and shook his head, and sank again into the
What was the use of trying to go ahead? Wasn't he, after all, merely
a Bill McGolwey himself?
If he was, he wouldn't inflict himself on Claire.
For several minutes he gave up forever the zest of climbing.
When Bill awoke, brightly solicitous about the rest of the quart of
Bourbon, and bouncingly ready to go out and have a time, Milt loafed
about the streets with him, showing him the city. He dully cut his
classes, next morning, and took Bill to the wharves.
It was late in the afternoon, when they were lounging in the room,
and Bill was admiring his new pantshe boasted of having bought them
for three dollars, and pointed out that Milt had been a galoot to
spend ten dollars for shoesthat some one knocked at the door.
Sleepily expectant of his landlady, Milt opened it on Miss Claire
Boltwood, Mr. and Mrs. Eugene Gilson, and Mr. Geoffrey Saxton.
Saxton calmly looked past him, at Bill, smiled slightly, and
condescended, I thought we ought to call on you, so we've dropped in
to beg for tea.
Bill had stopped midway in scratching his head to gape at Claire.
Claire returned the look, stared at Bill's frowsy hair, his red wrists,
his wrinkled, grease-stained coat, his expression of impertinent
stupidity. Then she glanced questioningly at Milt, who choked:
Oh yes, yes, sure, glad see you, come in, get some tea, so glad see
you, come in
CHAPTER XXXIII. TOOTH-MUG TEA
My friend Mr. McGolweyI knew him in Schoenstromcome on to
Seattle for a while. Bill, these are some people I met along the road,
Glad to meet 'em. Have a chair. Have two chairs! Say, Milt, y'ought
to have more chairs if you're going to have a bunch of swells coming to
call on you. Ha, ha, ha! Say, I guess I better pike out and give the
folks a chance to chin with you, Bill fondly offered.
Oh, sit down, Milt snapped at him.
They all sat down, four on the bed; and Milt's inner ear heard a
mute snicker from the Gilsons and Saxton. He tried to talk. He
couldn't. Bill looked at him and, perceiving the dumbness, gallantly
So you met the kid on the road, eh? Good scout, Milt is. We always
used to say at Schoenstrom that he was the best darn hand at fixing a
flivver in seven townships.
So you knew Mr. Daggett at home? Now isn't that nice, said Mrs.
Knew him? Saaaaay, Milt and I was brung up together. Why,
him and I have bummed around together, and worked on farms, summers,
and fished for bull-headsEver catch a bull-head? Damnedest
slipperiest fish you ever saw, and got horns that sting the stuffin's
out of you and Say, I wonder if Milt's told you about the time we
had at a barn-dance once? There was a bunch of hicks there, and I says,
'Say, kid, lez puncture their tires, and hide back of the manure pile,
and watch the fun when they come out.' I guess maybe I was kind of
stewed a little, tell the truth, but course Milt he don't drink much,
hardly at all, nice straight kid if I do say so
Bill! Milt ordered. We must have some tea. Here's six-bits. You
run down to the corner grocery and get some tea and a little cream. Oh,
you better buy three-four cups, too. Hustle now, son!
Attaboy! Yours to command, ladies and gents, like the fellow says!
Bill boomed delightedly. He winked at Jeff Saxton, airily spun his
broken hat on his dirty forefinger, and sauntered out.
Charming fellow. A real original, crooned Mrs. Gilson.
Did he know your friend Mr. Pinky? asked Saxton.
Before Milt could answer, Claire rose from the bed, inspected the
Gilsons and Jeff with cold dislike, and said quietly to Milt, The poor
dear thinghe was dreadfully embarrassed. It's so good of you to be
nice to him. I believe in being loyal to your old friends.
Oh, so do I! babbled Mrs. Gilson. It's just too splendid. And
we must do something for him. I'm going to invite Mr. Daggett and
Mr.Mr. McGollups, was it?to dinner this evening. I do want to hear
him tell about your boyhood. It must have been so interesting.
It was, mused Milt. It was poor and miserable. We had to work
hardwe had to fight for whatever education we gotwe had no one to
teach us courtesy.
Oh now, with your fine old doctor father? Surely he was an
inspiration? Jeff didn't, this time, trouble to hide the sneer.
Yes. He was. He gave up the chance to be a rich loafer in order to
save farmers' babies for fees that he never got.
I'm sure he did. I wish I'd known him. We need to know men like
that in this pink-frosting playing at living we have in cities, Claire
said sweetlynot to Milt but to Jeff.
Mrs. Gilson had ignored them, waiting with the patience of a cat at
a mouse-hole, and she went on, But you haven't said you'd come, this
evening. Do say you will. I don't suppose Mr. McGollups will care to
dress for dinner?
With saccharin devotion Milt yearned back, No, Mrs. Gilson. No. Mr.
McGolwey won't care to dress. He's eccentric.
But you'll make him come?
Milt was tactfully beginning to refuse when Gene Gilson at last
exploded, turned purple, covered his dripping, too-red lips with his
Then, abruptly, Milt hurled at Mrs. Gilson, All right. We'll come.
Bill'll be awfully funny. He's never been out of a jerkwater burg in
his life, hardly. He's an amusing cuss. He thinks I'm smart! He loves
me like a dog. Oh, he's rich! Ha, ha, ha!
Milt might have gone on ... if he had, Mr. and Mrs. Gilson would
have gone away, much displeased. But Bill arrived, with some of the
worst tea in the world, and four cups tastefully done in cupids' heads
and much gilt.
Milt made tea, ignoring them, while Bill entertained the Gilsons and
Saxtons with Rabelaisian stories of threshing-time when shirts prickly
with chaff and gritty with dust stuck to sweat-dripping backs; of the
funny thing of Milt and Bill being hired to move a garbage-pile and
swiping their employer's mushmelons; of knotting shirts at the
swimming-hole so that the bawling youngsters had to chaw beef; of
drinking beer in the livery-stable at Melrose; of dropping the
water-pitcher from a St. Klopstock hotel window upon the head of the
constabule and escaping from him across the lean-to roof.
Mrs. Gilson encouraged him; Bill sat with almost closed eyes,
glorying in the saga of small-town life; Saxton and Gilson did not
conceal their contemptuous grins.
But ClaireAfter nervously rubbing the tips of her thumbs with
flickering agitated fingers, she had paid no attention to Bill and the
revelation of Milt's rustic life; she had quietly gone to Milt, to help
him prepare the scanty tea.
She whispered, Never mind, dear. I don't care. It was all twice as
much fun as being wheeled in lacy prams by cranky nurses, as Jeff and I
were. But I know how you feel. Are you ashamed of having been a prairie
No, I'm not! We were wild kidswe raised a lot of Cainbut I'm
glad we did.
So am I. I couldn't stand it if you were ashamed. Listen to me, and
remember little Claire's words of wisdom. These fools are tryingoh,
they're so obvious!they're trying to make me feel that the prim Miss
Boltwood of Brooklyn Heights is a stranger to you. Well, they're
succeeding in making me a strangerto them!
Claire! Dear! You don't mind Bill?
Yes. I do. And so do you. You've grown away from him.
I don't know butToday has been quite a test.
Yes. It has. Because if I can stand your friend Mr. McGolwey
Then you do care!
Perhaps. And if I think that he's, oh, not much good, and I
remember that for a long time you just had him to play with, then I'm
all the more anxious to make it up to you.
Don't be sorry for me! I can't stand that! After all, it was a good
town, and good folks
No! No! I'm not sorry for you! I just mean, you couldn't have had
so terribly much fun, after you were eighteen or so. Schoenstrom must
have been a little dull, after very many years there. This stuff about
the charm of backwoods villagesthe people that write it seem to take
jolly good care to stay in Long Island suburbs!
Claire! He was whispering desperately, The tea's most done. Oh,
my dear. I'm crazy with this puttering around, trying to woo you and
having to woo the entire Gilson tribe. Let's run away!
No; first I'm going to convince them that you arewhat I know you
But you can't.
Huh! You wait! I've thought of the most beautiful, beastly cruel
plan for the reduction of social obesity
Then she was jauntily announcing, Tea, my dears. Jeff, you get the
tooth-mug. Isn't this jolly!
Yes. Oh yes. Very jolly! Jeff was thoroughly patronizing, but she
didn't look offended. She made them drink the acid tea, and taste the
chalk-like bread and butter sandwiches. She coaxed Bill to go on with
his stories, and when the persistent Mrs. Gilson again asked the
pariahs to come to dinner, Claire astonished Milt, and still more
astonished Mrs. Gilson, by begging, Oh yes, please do come, Milt.
He consented, savagely.
But first, Claire added to Mrs. Gilson, I want us to take the
boys toOh, I have the bulliest idea. Come, everybody. We're going
Uh, where? hinted Mr. Gilson.
That's my secret. Come!
Claire pranced to the door, herded all of them down to the
limousine, whispered an address to the chauffeur.
Milt didn't care much for that ride. Bill was somewhat too evidently
not accustomed to limousines. He wiped his shoes, caked with red mud,
upon the seat-cushions, and apologized perspiringly. He said, Gee
whillikens, that's a dandy idee, telephone to bawl the shuffer out
with, and Are them flowers real, the bokay in the vase?
But the Gilsons and Jeff Saxton were happy about it alltill the
car turned from a main thoroughfare upon a muddy street of shacks that
clung like goats to the sides of a high cut, a street unchanged from
the pioneer days of Seattle.
Good heavens, Claire, you aren't taking us to see Aunt Hatty, are
you? wailed Mrs. Gilson.
Oh yes, indeed. I knew the boys would like to meet her.
No, really, I don't think
Eva, my soul, Jeff and you planned our tea party today, and assured
me I'd be so interested in Milt's bachelor apartmentBy the way, I'd
been up there already, so it wasn't entirely a surprise. It's my turn
to lead. She confided to Milt, Dear old Aunt Hatty is related to all
of us. She's Gene's aunt, and my fourth cousin, and I think she's
distantly related to Jeff. She came West early, and had a hard time,
but she's real Brooklyn Heightsand she belongs to Gramercy Park and
North Washington Square and Rittenhouse Square and Back Bay, too,
though she has got out of touch a little. So I wanted you to meet her.
Milt wondered what unperceived bag of cement had hardened the faces
of Saxton and the Gilsons.
Silent save for polite observations of Claire upon tight skirts and
lumbering, the merry company reached the foot of a lurching flight of
steps that scrambled up a clay bank to a cottage like a hen that has
set too long. Milt noticed that Mrs. Gilson made efforts to remain in
the limousine when it stopped, and he caught Gilson's mutter to his
wife, No, it's Claire's turn. Be a sport, Eva.
Claire led them up the badly listed steps to an unpainted porch on
which sat a little old lady, very neat, very respectable, very
interested, and reflectively holding in one ivory hand a dainty
handkerchief and a black clay pipe.
Hello, Claire, my dear. You've broken the relatives' recordyou've
called twice in less than a year, said the little old lady.
How do you do, Aunt Harriet, remarked Mrs. Gilson, with great lack
Hello, Eva. Sit down on the edge of the porch. Those chickens have
made it awful dirty, though, haven't they? Bring out some chairs.
There's two chairs that don't go down under youoften. Aunt Harriet
was very cheerful.
The group lugubriously settled in a circle upon an assemblage of
wind-broken red velvet chairs and wooden stools. They resembled the
aftermath of a funeral on a damp day.
Claire was the cheerful undertaker, Mrs. Gilson the grief-stricken
Claire waved at Milt and conversed with Aunt Hatty in a high brisk
voice: This is the nice boy I met on the road that I think I told you
about, Cousin Hatty.
The little old lady screwed up the delicate skin about her eyes,
examined Milt, and cackled, Boy, there's something wrong here. You
don't belong with my family. Why, you look like an American. You
haven't got an imitation monocle, and I bet you can't talk with a New
York-London accent. Why, Claire, I'm ashamed of you for bringing a
human being into the Boltwood-Gilson-Saxton tomb and expecting
Then was the smile of Mrs. Gilson lost forever. It was
simultaneously torpedoed, mined, scuttled, and bombed. It went to the
bottom without a ripple, while Mrs. Gilson snapped, Aunt Hatty, please
don't be vulgar.
Me? croaked the little old lady. She puffed at her pipe, and
dropped her elbows on her knees. My, ain't it hard to please some
Cousin Hatty, I want Milt to know about our families. I love the
dear old stories, Claire begged prettily.
Mrs. Gilson snarled. Claire, really
Oh, do shut up, Eva, and don't be so bossy! yelped the dear little
old lady, in sudden and dismaying rage. I'll talk if I want to. Have
they been bullying you, Claire? Or your boy? I tell you, boy, these
families are fierce. I was brought up in Brooklynwent through all the
schoolsused to be able to misplay the piano and mispronounce French
with the best of 'em. Then Gene's pa and I came West togetherhe had
an idea he'd get rich robbing the Injuns of their land. And we went
broke. I took in washing. I learned a lot. I learned a Gilson was just
the same common stuff as a red-shirt miner, when he was up against it.
But Gene's pa succeededthere was something about practically stealing
a fur schoonerbut I never was one to tattle on my kin. Anyway, by the
time Gene come along, his pa was rich, and that means aristocratic.
This aristocracy west of Pittsburgh is just twice as bad as the
snobbery in Boston or New York, because back there, the families have
had their wealth long enoughsome of 'em got it by stealing real
estate in 1820, and some by selling Jamaica rum and niggers way back
before the Revolutionary Warthey've been respectable so long that
they know mighty well and good that nobody except a Britisher is going
to question their blue bloodand oh my, what good blueing
third-generation money does make. But out here in God's Country, the
marquises of milling and the barons of beef are still uneasy. Even
their pretty women, after going to the best hair-dressers and
patronizing the best charities, sometimes get scared lest somebody
think they haven't either brains or breeding.
So they're nasty to all low pussons like you and me, to make sure
we understand how important they are. But lands, I know 'em, boy. I'm
kept pensioned up here, out of the way, but I read the social notes in
the papers and I chuckleWhen there's a big reception and I read
about Mrs. Vogeland's pearls, and her beautiful daughter-in-law, I
remember how she used to run a boarding-house for miners
Well, I guess it's just as shoddy in the East if you go far enough
back. Claire, you're a nice comforting body, and I hate to say it, but
the truth is, your great-grandfather was an hostler, and made his first
money betting on horses. Now, my, I oughtn't to tell that. Do you mind,
Not a bit. Isn't it delightful that this is such a democratic
country, with no castes, said Claire.
At this, the first break in the little old lady's undammable flood,
Mrs. Gilson sprang up, yammering, The rest of you may stay as long as
you like, but if I'm to be home in time to dress for dinner
Yes, and I must be going, babbled Saxton.
Milt noted that his lower lip showed white tooth-marks.
It must be admitted that all of them rather ignored the little old
lady for a moment. Milt was apologetically hinting, I don't really
think Bill and I'd better come to dinner this evening, Mrs. Gilson.
Thanks a lot butIt's kind of sudden.
Claire again took charge. Not at all, Milt. Of course you're
coming. It was Eva herself who invited you. I'm sure she'll be
Charmed, said Mrs. Gilson, with the expression of one who has
swallowed castor oil and doubts the unity of the universe.
There was a lack of ease about the farewells to Aunt Harriet. As
they all turned away she beckoned Milt and murmured, Did I raise the
dickens? I tried to. It's the only solace besides smoking that a moral
old lady can allow herself, after she gets to be eighty-two and begins
to doubt everything they used to teach her. Come and see me, boy. Now
get out, and, boy, beat up Gene Gilson. Don't be scared of his wife's
hoity-toity ways. Just sail in.
I will, said Milt.
He had one more surprise before he reached the limousine.
Bill McGolwey, who had sat listening to everything and scratching
his cheek in a puzzled way, seized Milt's sleeve and rumbled:
Good-by, old hoss. I'm not going to butt in on your game and get
you in Dutch. Gosh, I never supposed you had enough class to mingle
with elittys like this gang, but I know when I'm in wrong. You were too
darn decent to kick me out. Do it myself. You're best friend I ever had
andGood luck, old man! God bless you!
Bill was gone, running, stumbling, fleeing past Aunt Harriet's
cottage, off into a sandy hilltop vacancy. The last Milt saw of him was
when, on the skyline, Bill stopped for a glance back, and seemed to be
digging his knuckles into his eyes.
Then Milt turned resolutely, marched down the stairs, said to his
hosts with a curious quietness, Thank you for asking me to dinner, but
I'm afraid I can't come. Claire, will you walk a few blocks with me?
During the half minute it had taken to descend the steps, Milt had
reflected, with an intensity which forgot Bill, that he had been
selfish; that he had thought only of the opinion of these nice people
regarding himself, instead of understanding that it was his duty to
save Claire from their enervating niceness. Not that he phrased it
quite in this way. What he had been muttering was:
Rotten shameme so scared of folks' clothes that I don't stand up
to 'em and keep 'em from smothering Claire. Lord, it would be awful if
she settled down to being a Mrs. Jeff Saxton. Got to save hernot for
It may have been Aunt Harriet, it may have been Milt's resolution,
but Mrs. Gilson answered almost meekly, Well, if you thinkWould
you like to walk, Claire?
As he tramped off with Claire, Milt demanded, Glad to escape?
Yes, and I'm glad you refused dinner. It really has been wearing,
this trial by food.
This is the last time I'll dare to meet the Gilsons.
And I'll have to be going back East. I hope the Gilsons will
forgive me, some day.
I'm afraid you didn't win them over by Aunt Hatty!
No. They're probably off me for life. Oh, these horrible social
complicationsworse than any real dangerfire or earthquake
Oh, these complicationsthey don't exist! We just make 'em, like
we make rules for a card game. What the deuce do we care about the
opinions of people we don't like? And who appointed these people to a
fixed social position? Did the president make Saxton High Cockalorum of
Dress-Suits or something? Why, these are just folks, the same as kings
and coal-heavers. There's no army we've got to fight. There's just you
and meyou and Iand if we stick together, then we have all society,
we are all society!
Ye-es, but, Milt dear, I don't want to be an outcast.
You won't be. In the long run, if you don't take these aristocrats
seriously, they'll be all the more impressed by you.
No. That sounds cheering, in stories and these optimistic
editorials in the magazines, but it isn't true. And you don't know how
pleasant it is to be In. I've always been more or less on the inside,
and thought outsiders dreadful. ButOh, I don't care! I don't care!
With youI'm happy. That's all I know and all I want to know. I've
just grown up. I've just learned the greatest wisdomto know when I'm
happy. But, Milt dearI say this because I love you. Yes, I do love
you. No, don't kiss me. Yes, it is tooIt's far too public.
And I want to talk seriously. You can't have any idea how strong social
distinctions are. Don't despise them just because you don't know them.
No. I won't. I'll learn. Probably America will get into the war.
I'll be an engineering officer. I'll learn this social dope from the
college-boy officers. And I'll come to Brooklyn with shoulder-straps
and bells on andWill you be waiting?
OhyesBut, Milt! If the war comes, you must be very careful
not to get shot!
All right, if, you insist. Good Lord, Claire. I don't know what put
it into my head butDo you realize that a miracle has happened?
We're no longer Miss Boltwood and a fellow named Daggett. We have been,
even when we've liked each other, up to today. Always there's been a
kind of fence between us. We had to explain and defend ourselves and
scrap But now we're us, and the rest of the world has
And nothing else matters, said Claire.
CHAPTER XXXIV. THE BEGINNING OF A
It was the farewell to Claire and Jeff Saxton, a picnic in the
Cascades, near Snoqualmie Fallsa decent and decidedly Milt-less
fiesta. Mrs. Gilson was going to show Claire that they were just as
hardy adventurers as that horrid Daggett person. So she didn't take the
limousine, but merely the seven-passenger Locomobile with the special
They were ever so rough and wild. They had no maid. The chauffeur
was absolutely the only help to the Gilsons, Claire, Jeff, and the
temporarily and ejaculatorily nature-loving Mrs. Betz in the daring
task of setting out two folding camp-tables, covering them with a linen
cloth, and opening the picnic basket. Claire had to admit that she
wished that she could steal the picnic basket for Milt. There were
vacuum bottles of hot coffee. There were sandwiches of anchovy and
paté de foie gras. There were cream cakes with almonds hidden in
the suave cream, and there was a chicken salad with huge chunks of pure
white meat wallowing in a sea of mayonnaise.
When the gorging was done and the cigarettes brought out (the
chauffeur passed a spirit lamp), they stretched on rubber blankets, and
groaned a little, and spoke well of nature and the delights of roughing
What is it? What's wrong? They're sooh, so polite. They don't
mean what they say and they don't dare to say what they mean. Is that
it? worried Claire.
She started. She discovered that she was looking at a bristle of
rope-colored hair and a grin projected from the shelter of a manzanita
For the she gasped. She was too startled to be able to decide
what was for-the. She spoke judiciously to Jeff Saxton about Upper
Montclair, the subway, and tennis. She rose to examine the mountains,
strolled away, darted down a gully, and pounced on Milt Daggett with:
How in heaven's name
Found out where you-all were going. Look! Got a bug! Rented it.
Come on! Let's duck! Drive back with me! At the end of the gully was a
new Teal bug, shinier than the ancient lost chariot, but equally gay
Can't. Like to, butBe awfully rude to them. Won't do thatnot
more than is good for their soulseven for you. Now don't be sulky.
I won't. Nev' be sulky again, because you're crazy about me, and I
don't have to be sulky.
Oh, I am, am I! Good heavens, the inconceivable conceit of the
She turned her back. He darted to her, caught her hands behind her,
kissed her hair, and whispered, You are!
I am not!
Well then, you're not. Lord, you're sweet! Your hair smells like
cinnamon and clean kittens. You'd rather go bumping off in my flivver
than sailing in that big Loco they've got there.
Yes, defiantly, I would, and I'm ashamed of myself. I'm a
throw-back to my horrid ancestor, the betting hostler.
Probably. I'm a throw-back to my ancestor the judge. I'll train you
to meet my fine friends.
WelluponmywordIOh, do stop being idiotic. We talk like
children. You reduce me to the rank of a gibbering schoolgirl. And I
like it! It's sooh, I don't knowso darn human, I suppose. Now
hurrykiss me, and get out, before they suspect.
I'll accidentally meet your car along the road. Invite you to ride.
Yes. Do. Oh, we are two forlorn babes in the woods! G'-by.
She sauntered back to the picnic, and observed, What is that purple
flower up on the mountain side?
The big car was sedately purring back when it was insulted by an
intermediate host of a machine that came jumping out of a side road.
The vulgar driver hailed them with uncouth howling. The Gilsons'
chauffeur stopped, annoyed.
Why, hello folks, bawled the social bandit.
Oh. How do you do, refuted Mrs. Gilson.
Jeff Saxton turned a ripe purple.
How do you like my new bug, Claire? Awful little object. But I can
make fifty an hour. Come and try it, Claire, can't you?
Why Claire was obviously shocked by the impropriety of the
suggestion. She looked at Mrs. Gilson, who was breathing as though she
was just going under the ether. Claire said doubtfully, WellIf you
can get me right back to the house
Sure, agreed Milt.
When the Loco was gone, Milt drove the bug to the side of the road,
yanked up the emergency brake, and carefully kissed the girl who was
snuggled down into the absurd low tin-sided seat.
Do we have to get back soon? he begged.
Oh, I don't care if we never get back. Let's shoot up into the
mountains. Side road. Let's pretend we're driving across the continent
Firs dashing byrocks in the sunshineclouds jaunty beyond the
inviting mouth of a mountain passeven the ruts and bumps and
culvertsshe seemed a part of them all. In the Gilsons' huge cars she
had been shut off from the road, but in this tiny bug, so close to
earth, she recovered the feeling of struggle, of triumph over
difficulties, of freedom unbounded. And she could be herself, good or
bad, ignorant or wise, with this boy beside her. All of which she
expressed in the most eloquent speech she had ever uttered, namely:
And, to herself, Golly, it's such a relief not to have to try to be
gracious and aphoristic and repartistic and everything with Jeff.
And, But I wonder if I am aphoristic and subtle? I wonder if when
she gets the rice-powder off, Claire isn't a lot more like Milt than
And, aloud again, Oh, this is
Yump. It sure is, Milt agreed.
They had turned from a side-road into a side-side-road. They crossed
an upland valley. The fall rains had flooded a creek till it had cut
across the road, washed through the thin gravel, left across the road a
shallow violent stream. Milt stopped abruptly at its margin.
Here's where we turn back, I guess, he sighed.
Oh no! Can't we get across? It's only a couple of feet deep, and
gravel bottom, insisted the restored adventurer.
Yes, but look at the steep bank. Never get up it.
I don't care. Let's try it! We can woggle around and dig it out
somehow. I bet you two-bits we can, said the delicate young woman whom
Mrs. Gilson was protecting.
All right. In she goes!
The bug went inshot over the bank, dipped down till the little
hood sloped below them as though they were looping the loop, struck the
rushing water with a splash which hurled yellow drops over Claire's
rose jersey suit, lumbered ahead, struck the farther bank, pawed at it
feebly, rose two inches, slipped back, and sat there with the gurgling
water all around it, turned into a motor-boat.
No can do, grunted Milt. Scared?
Nope. Love it! This is a real campthe brush on the bank, and the
streamlisten to it chuckle under the running-board.
Do you like to camp with me?
Say! Gee! Never thoughtClaire! Got your transportation back
My ticket? Yes. Why?
Well, I'm sure you can turn it in and get a refund. So that's all
Are you going to let me in on the secret?
Oh yes, might's well. I was just wonderingI don't think much of
wasting all our youth waitingTwo-three years in engineering school,
and maybe going to war, and starting in on an engineering job, and me
lonely as a turkey in a chicken yard, and you doing the faithful young
lady in BrooklynI think perhaps we might get married tomorrow
Good heavens, what do you?
Do you want to go back to Brooklyn Gilsonses?
Dear, can't we be crazy once, while we're youngsters?
Don't bombard me so! Let me think. One must be practical, even in
I am. I have over a thousand dollars from the garage, and I can
work eveningsas dear Jeff suggested! We'd have a two-by-four flat
Oh, let me think. I suppose I could go to the university, too, and
learn a little about food and babies and building houses and
government. I need to go to school a lot more than you do. Besides
auction and the pianowhich I play very badlyand clothes and how to
get hold of tickets for successful plays, I don't know one single
Will you marry me, tomorrow?
Think of Mrs. Gilson's face when she learns it! And Saxton, and
that Mrs. Betz!
It was to no spoken sentence but to her kiss that she added,
Providing we ever get the car out of this river, that is!
Oh, my dear, my dear, and all the romantic ways I was going to
propose! I had the best line about roses and stars and angels and
They always use those, but nobody ever proposed to me in a bug in a
flood before! Oh! Milt! Life is fun! I never knew it till you kidnapped
me. If you kiss me again like that, we'll both topple overboard. By the
way, can we get the car out?
I think so, if we put on the chains. We'll have to take off our
shoes and stockings.
Shyly, turning from him a little, she stripped off her stockings and
pumps, while he changed from a flivver-driver into a young viking, with
bare white neck, pale hair ruffled about his head, trousers rolled up
above his straight kneesa young seaman of the crew of Eric the Red.
They swung out on the running-board, now awash. With slight squeals
they dropped into the cold stream. Dripping, laughing, his clothes
clinging to him, he ducked down behind the car to get the jack under
the back axle, and with the water gurgling about her and splashing its
exhilarating coldness into her face, she stooped beside him to yank the
stiff new chains over the rear wheels.
They climbed back into the car, joyously raffish as a pair of
gipsies. She wiped a dab of mud from her cheek, and remarked with an
earnestness and a naturalness which that Jeff Saxton who knew her so
well would never have recognized as hers:
Gee, I hope the old bird crawls out now.
Milt let in the reverse, raced the engine, started backward with a
burst of muddy water churned up by the whirling wheels. They struck the
bank, sickeningly hung there for two seconds, began to crawl up, up,
with a feeling that at any second they would drop back again.
Then, instantly, they were out on the shore and it was absurd to
think that they had ever been boating down there in the stream. They
washed each other's muddy faces, and laughed a great deal, and rubbed
their legs with their stockings, and resumed something of a dull and
civilized aspect and, singing sentimental ballads, turned back, found
another road, and started toward a peak.
I wonder what lies beyond the top of this climb? said Claire.
More mountains, and more, and more, and we're going to keep on
climbing them forever. At dawn, we'll still be going on. And that's our
Ye-es, providing we can still buy gas.
Lord, that's so.
Speaking of which, did you know that I have a tiny bit of
moneyit's about five thousand dollarsof my own?
ButThat makes it impossible. Young tramp marrying lady of huge
No, you don't! I've accepted you. Do you think I'm going to lose
the one real playmate I've ever had? It was so lonely on the Boltwoods'
brown stoop till Milt came along and whistled impertinently and made
the solemn little girl in frills play marbles andWatch out for that
turn! Heavens, how I have to look after you! Is there a class in
cooking at your university? Nodonotkissmeonaturn!
This is the beginning of the story of Milt and Claire Daggett.
The prelude over and the curtain risen on the actual play, they face
the anxieties and glories of a changing world. Not without quarrels and
barren hours, not free from ignorance and the discomfort of finding
that between the mountain peaks they must for long gray periods dwell
in the dusty valleys, they yet start their drama with the distinction
of being able to laugh together, with the advantage of having
discovered that neither Schoenstrom nor Brooklyn Heights is quite all
of life, with the cosmic importance to the tedious world of believing
in the romance that makes youth unquenchable.